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sounds of New York. You know what that

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tasing motherfucker's. We

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want that Rodney King ship out here. Bee.

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This is the Rodney King episode. My

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man's voice, it's

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only Fritz. No, I'm back. Yeah,

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you don't sound He's sound like Sandy Dunkan. It's

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just happened into Neel and these motherfucker's. No,

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my mc shout out to m c A the

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Beastie Boys. I'm gonna dedicate

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this m c A. You sound

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like because you know he had the raspy ship,

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you know, cracked the window of the Gloom tune to let him know

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where we're at. Moody. This

2:14

is live and direct from the Gloom Tune. The

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windows open. We're

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in New York winter. Global

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warming is in full effect. Cannot

2:24

complain about the weather during global warming.

2:27

I like this. This is insane. I

2:31

like this. Think about it. We had we

2:34

had a lot of brick winters that

2:36

that was really unnecessary

2:39

for us to be in that type of coal for

2:41

ten plus a years. The nineties, seventies

2:44

and the eighties and and the majority

2:46

of the nineties were fucked really

2:49

bad. You you hate it when

2:52

October left because

2:54

you knew it was gonna be

2:56

minus five through

2:58

the whole day. Now it's like facing

3:01

a boxer who doesn't

3:04

really have it. You're gonna get

3:06

hit sometimes, but

3:08

he he Just like the New York winters,

3:10

they don't have it. Like, they don't have that. Every

3:13

now and then they'll connect for two

3:15

days, like you get a two day brick, like

3:18

a little flurry against the ropes, and

3:20

you'll go, oh yeah. But in

3:23

general they

3:25

don't have it. They don't have it. All

3:27

right, let's

3:30

the Iron Wrap Ports Stereo podcast. Um,

3:34

I'm doing it again. I got a no strip on

3:37

my voice. Fuck

3:41

all right, So I got my nose

3:43

strip on like

3:46

Ray Lewis to keep my nasal passages

3:49

flowing. I'm on

3:52

that m c A ship and

3:54

we're still going through it. This is the Iron Wrap Ports

3:56

Stereo Pockets. I want to apologize about

3:58

the voice. The Golden Pipes will be back

4:01

asap. I had a cortis

4:03

own shot in my ass. Didn't

4:05

do a fucking thing. One

4:07

of the problems is the gloom to him has dry

4:10

heat, right, so you

4:12

should your vocal cords are getting

4:14

parched. Yeah, and and and and

4:16

Moody likes the dry heat. Yeah,

4:19

I don't like the dry heat. You gotta humiddle

4:21

fire, I gotta and

4:24

and and and and and I'm all fucked up.

4:26

I probably look like a shell

4:29

faced, a shell shock to

4:31

face. Fuck uh

4:33

because of my throat, I'm coughing. Um.

4:36

But what we're doing, the damn thing? Yeah, you're

4:38

fighting through it. You like Jerry Cson,

4:41

Jerry C's thing. Okay, all

4:43

right. So this

4:47

guy, Connor McGregor, Mr UFC,

4:49

Mr Irish Eyes, Mr. You

4:52

know, Mr Dublin, Mr Ship talking

4:56

UFC fighter Connor McGregor

4:59

got his asked kicked Saturday,

5:02

got beat up. I haven't. I didn't see the fight. He got

5:04

beaten up, he got fucked up. And

5:08

if you don't know much about this guy, he's basically

5:11

he's a good fighter. He's fought eight

5:13

times in the UFC and

5:16

was considered the greatest

5:18

of something or other, which which

5:20

is a big problem because let's

5:22

say I played darts in a bar

5:26

and I beat eight guys in a row. I

5:28

just happened to beat him. Would

5:31

anyone say the Green

5:33

god Man Dingo is the greatest dart player in

5:35

this bar's history? When anyone would

5:37

anyone say that? No,

5:40

No, only in the UFC. Can

5:43

you do something for two or

5:45

three years? And I know he fought in

5:47

other things, but I'm talking about UFC. I'm

5:50

talking about UFC. He fought eight

5:52

times, he's seven and one. I

5:55

might be wrong because we don't fact check, but Saturday

5:58

he got his ass kicked. And the reason why I don't

5:59

like him is the same reason

6:02

why Floyd Mayweather rubs

6:04

me the wrong way. But the comparisons

6:06

to Floyd Mayweather there there. Floyd

6:09

Mayweather. Say what you want about um.

6:11

We know he's an asshole, we know he says dumb

6:13

shit forty nine and

6:15

oh for twenty years, this

6:18

guy comes out, white dude,

6:21

steals his whole style,

6:24

talking shit, talking about his

6:26

clothes, talking about the money he has,

6:29

insulting the other fighter in in a in

6:31

a nine in a Muhammad Ali

6:33

way, saying you broke, you don't have this, you don't

6:35

have money, and the media embraces

6:38

that with him.

6:40

Floyd. We know he's a scumbag.

6:42

He's done some ship, but

6:45

I'm just talking about that aspect of it. They

6:48

love him. They think it's funny. It's tongue in cheek

6:50

when the white guy from Ireland does it. He's

6:52

wearing his suits. He shipped

6:54

on Nate Diaz, who who came

6:57

into the fight two weeks before, and then they'll say,

6:59

well, he fought two way classes above,

7:01

that was his fucking choice. The

7:04

UFC people on Twitter

7:06

dude, like, well he for he did all these excuses,

7:09

money got choked out and

7:11

he submitted quick. That's

7:13

the end of Andre, Like, well, he was classy when he lost.

7:16

Class of course, your classy

7:18

when you're lost. Yeah, you lost, you lose him.

7:21

But Yo, I want

7:23

to touch back on what you said about the

7:26

fucking uh how these

7:28

guys could be considered the best? Right?

7:31

Yo? They fighting street ship.

7:35

So if you have seven fights knuckles

7:38

and you're able, you know, guys are kicking

7:40

knee and you and your grill, you

7:44

if you can last five of them, motherfucker's

7:46

you are the best. Imagine

7:49

that. No, but the US

7:52

goes. But but UFC is still so

7:54

young for them to be anointing these people

7:56

the great without any historical contexts

7:58

to fight. The sport itself

8:01

is still so new for

8:03

them to be run the rousey. Whatever

8:05

her record is, I don't know what it was. We we've quoted

8:08

it, we quoted it. She's

8:10

the greatest thing, She's the greatest. She got kicked in her

8:12

fucking head. She wasn't the greatest

8:15

after she got kicked in her head. Oh

8:17

nobody, She's the greatest until

8:20

she got kicked in the head. And then Hollyholm

8:23

lost. She lost, right,

8:25

She lost in a tough fight. That's my favorite.

8:27

She lost in a real She

8:31

didn't even tap out. She's

8:34

she the ref stopped it and when

8:36

she like blacked out, she was like throwing

8:38

air punches. Mr ship Talk,

8:40

Irish fucking broe, fake Brad

8:43

Pitt. No, you're do not have no your socks cost

8:45

more. My socks cost more than your whole Mr

8:48

ship Talk tapped the funk out. How

8:50

Like, what did he have his arm wrapped around

8:52

his fucking head? He had his arm wrapped around

8:54

You got it? Tap You can't

8:57

You're so you're so tough, you talk so much.

9:00

Ship. He didn't know he was going to be in that situation.

9:02

Of course he didn't. And

9:04

he fought a guy who had two weeks to prepare. Now,

9:08

this guy, Nate Diaz, he stays in shape

9:11

and he's one of those dudes. But he

9:13

was talking so greasy to him that

9:16

I'm glad he got his asking. And I don't understand

9:18

and and and it's very racial there's

9:20

a lot of racial ship. Nate Diaz obviously

9:23

not white. Floyd Mayweather, he's

9:25

not white, but there's

9:27

a lot of racial undertones and overtones,

9:30

and why he's embraced white people have excuses

9:33

why people love him, why people hate Mayweather,

9:35

regardless of the Mayweather ship. I'm not gonna explain

9:38

them. We know that. But

9:41

money, you got tapped, the funk out, you

9:44

stole Mayweather style. And

9:47

I just don't like his whole thing. And I'm

9:49

glad he got his ass kick and the fucking

9:51

dead there's two of them. The great

9:53

line in Scarface, fuck you and

9:56

fuck the fucking Diaz brothers. Well that didn't

9:58

work this time, did it?

10:00

It didn't work this time. One

10:03

more thing I want to say about UFCS. I never

10:05

thought that I

10:07

would appreciate respect or be

10:09

as enthralled and as engrossed in

10:12

women's fighting as

10:14

I've been the last few fights in in UFC

10:17

nights that Holly Holm

10:19

Holly Holm MESA Tate fight was as compelling

10:22

and as dramatic and its tactical as

10:25

any m M A fight

10:28

has ever been. And I just I was a nonbeliever,

10:31

and and and I think that sometimes for

10:33

me UFC. Sometimes it gets so fucking

10:36

brutal, and you can go, don't be a pussy.

10:38

I don't like seeing another guy elbow

10:41

another guy in the head. If that means I'm a fucking pussy,

10:43

then uh sorry.

10:46

Yeah, but the women in that fight

10:48

was great, and I'm a believer, and and

10:50

and all the credit or

10:53

the majority of the credit doesn't have to go to run a rousy.

10:57

I just don't think she should been annoying it as the greatest

11:00

best so early,

11:02

but she's obviously the face of it. So

11:06

um, I'm a fan, I'm a believer,

11:08

and and I definitely was cynical about it. But

11:11

they get I mean that that that fight was

11:14

there was a co headliner, and they were both fucking

11:17

fights, and and and they were both

11:19

where somebody was losing and they came back in won.

11:22

So all you fucking Twitter people that you

11:24

know, I didn't say I was fucking Joe Rogan.

11:26

I was Mr m m An. You go, you don't know anything,

11:29

neither do you. These people get

11:31

all fucking bent out of shape with

11:35

and and and and and for me being the greeno

11:37

man dingo, you

11:39

don't think I know what it's like to be

11:42

the Great White Hope.

11:44

You don't think I want the Great White Hopes to win,

11:48

But fuck McGregor. He

11:50

talking greasy and he got up

11:53

Floyd. Floyd never lost. He

11:55

never know when he ducked duck to everybody

12:01

and they got their asswhooped to time.

12:03

But alright, go ahead, I'm

12:05

gonna let you get your honey on and get that, get

12:07

your vocal cords right because you're sounded

12:09

kind of funked up out here. Well thanks um, and

12:12

shout out to the guy on Twitter. Only

12:14

one guy. I don't know your name, but he said,

12:16

uh, Gimo, Nettie. Uh. He was

12:18

trying to hype you up last time. He said, you

12:21

sound okay, but you really sounded like shit. And

12:23

I can appreciate that. And and and

12:25

now I'm correcting that behavior. Now

12:27

I'm going the opposite. I'm

12:29

saying chill because you do sound ship. Now,

12:32

chill before I gassed you to go. All

12:34

right. Now, I'm in

12:36

a dina. You know, I go to Royal Coach. I

12:40

have my little cheese grits and ship. So

12:42

I read the paper and

12:44

I see a neck. Kim

12:46

Kardashian took a neked selfie

12:51

and I was like I'm flabbergass,

12:53

and I'm like, damn, this is somebody's wife.

12:57

She just had two kids. This is something,

12:59

This is a mother. So

13:02

it's early in the morning, she jump out of

13:04

bed to

13:06

take a naked picture. Now, as

13:09

a man, I

13:12

see my wife on Instagram naked,

13:15

I'd have a problem with that. Break

13:17

it down, because what if you woke

13:19

up and saw me holding my

13:22

rod a hard or

13:25

unfolding the loaf, unfolding

13:28

the loaf? What if you had what if Kanye

13:30

put a picture of him unfolding

13:33

the loaf? What? What? What?

13:35

What? Would that be a problem?

13:37

Would that be acceptable in the world. We

13:39

talk about double standards, women's

13:42

rights, right right, She's naked

13:44

and this this is in the paper, this

13:47

is online. Why don't you take a

13:49

picture tomorrow if you're unfolding the loaf when

13:51

we release this new

13:53

episode, see what it does for

13:56

for for for the views of the show. Jesus.

13:59

But but I I want to tell my man, your

14:01

control your earth. What

14:04

do you mean, control your

14:06

girl, control your wiz? This

14:09

is a five percent of talk right now,

14:13

Control your earth. That's

14:17

supposed to be the mother of your kids.

14:19

She's taking naked pictures, so that

14:21

means anybody can go at her

14:24

and you shouldn't be upset with

14:26

that because she's naked

14:29

in front of the world every

14:31

day and this is

14:33

particularly neked.

14:36

Well, what do you mean particularly

14:39

because the other selfie

14:41

she's always clothed. This

14:44

is naked, right,

14:47

So what are you saying in that picture that cats

14:49

get hidden? What does ray

14:51

J field when you see that ray

14:54

j I had it before she had the

14:56

fake ass. Yeah, I gotta

14:59

tell you something about the whole fake ass

15:01

world and the fake the fake press,

15:04

and the fake hips. You know, I go to

15:06

these workout class shout out to my girl

15:08

and exceed. She gave

15:10

me a shout out. She said, can Moody

15:12

come nowhere?

15:15

I told him he's retired from movement, but

15:18

my girl would exceed fitness here in in

15:20

New York playing the beats, Um,

15:23

and my man Lucas, I'm giving you a shout

15:25

out. I hope you're fucking listening. Um.

15:28

But when I'm in these fitness class knowing what I

15:30

know now about fake asses, fake

15:32

hips, fake lips,

15:35

fake press, assist fake

15:37

the fake is. So when I'm in there working

15:39

out, listening to some some

15:41

beats, trying to get my workout on and

15:43

and and it's always women

15:48

men if that or if I'm

15:50

in my hot yoga class, when

15:52

I look at these women now especially you

15:54

know, like when when when when I'm in these classes,

15:56

because everybody's barely dressed. Now, it's

15:58

not like a sex show, but you're

16:01

you know, there is part of the time where like

16:03

you might look up and a girl might have like her

16:05

ask like a foot from you. And

16:07

I'm always thinking, now is that

16:09

real? Is that not real? Is the hair

16:11

real? Is it wigs? Is it extensions?

16:14

Why do you have that headband on? Um?

16:17

Well, the is that a real ankle?

16:19

Is that a bionic knee? Are the lips gonna

16:21

fall off? If you sweat too much? Of thing's gonna

16:23

start like melting? Think it is too

16:26

If you're getting the fake gass and all this fake

16:28

breast while you're in there working out, that's

16:31

a good point. That's a really

16:34

right. The point of you getting the fake ass

16:37

is to accentuate what you ain't got

16:39

right, So why are you working out to do

16:41

what lose?

16:44

Probably make yourself like mentally

16:47

stable about the fact that

16:49

you got fake ship, yeah,

16:52

or sustain it. But I gotta

16:54

tell you I've been doing some research. I've

16:56

been I have my nose in the streets, and

16:59

you don't know what's what anymore. And I

17:01

feel like, you know how, like people used to have like name

17:03

plates, like my name is Melissa, my

17:06

name is Chi, I'm Schante,

17:08

my name is Tamika. Now

17:11

you should have a resume

17:13

tape. My tips aren't real, my

17:16

lips aren't real. Don't

17:19

touch my hair because you might be six

17:21

surprised that it's glued to my

17:24

scalp. It

17:26

should be disclaimers

17:29

for the men. You

17:32

shouldn't have to You shouldn't have to take the parts

17:34

off to find out. It's

17:37

like that scene, and I believe it was I'm gonna get you,

17:39

sucker when the girl started like like literally

17:41

like her legs were fake. She

17:44

had like a trick leg and you don't know what's

17:46

what. Yeah, that's what. That's what's hot. Now. Fake

17:48

ship, I don't like it. Fake as fake

17:51

lips. How you fly with

17:53

fake ship? How are you fly? You're

17:57

on some Steve ship? Come

18:00

on, Selene, you're getting

18:02

shots in your ad like you hate

18:04

yourself that much. I don't care if it's like, oh, I'm

18:07

enhancing it enhancing. It is a little

18:09

makeup enhancing, is working

18:11

out, enhancing his spanks

18:15

and hancing his high heels. If

18:17

I get a rubber dick, if I get

18:20

a rope dick where I want

18:22

to look like Marcus in the video where

18:25

I gotta take a piss and I got two

18:27

hands, I have to use two hands

18:29

to take a piss? Is that acceptable?

18:31

World? Right? And I'm out on the

18:34

screen Instagram right, and

18:36

I got my ship laid to the side

18:38

like this, Is

18:41

that acceptable? Hell

18:44

No, that's a tastier guy. I'm not flying

18:46

if I gotta fake dick. If you got a fake

18:49

dick, you're not laughed out of the gym?

18:51

Right? But these women

18:53

could be in there, and I and and and I'm

18:55

saying this as a man who

18:58

appreciates and and loves women

19:01

with all their flaws. Yeah, you

19:03

guys are taking it too far. And

19:06

the Kardashians are a big

19:08

reason why you following these

19:10

fake, fake broads. Man,

19:13

embrace the flaws because trust

19:15

me, I got him.

19:18

Monetti's got him. I

19:20

mean, you don't even have to look at Monetti to see him.

19:22

You'll smell him coming. I'm

19:24

just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm

19:26

just kidding. I'm just kidding. I was making your breath. I

19:29

didn't mean that. I just can't. I'm in no position. My

19:32

ships went like CERTs and time. I'm

19:34

sorry. I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry.

19:36

I don't have the strength of the vocal strength.

19:39

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, um,

19:42

Anyway, this is the Iron Reports Stereo podcast.

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21:41

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Sanders sound with a little bit of this.

22:00

Yes, Jimmy

22:03

fucking Duranty, the

22:05

snaz, Jimmy

22:08

Duranty, the Saz. Who

22:13

do I got? I know what I got. Charlie

22:17

Sheen, You're the only person

22:21

who's one the coveted

22:23

sick Funk of the Week award and

22:28

famous white person with no lips in one

22:30

week. We know your history,

22:33

we know your fuck style is buck

22:36

fool. Yeah, not wild buck

22:38

fool. You're you're You're one of the wildest

22:40

dudes ever. You're you're

22:42

in a class by yourself. You've

22:46

been through a lot. We've beaten you up, we've

22:48

awarded you, we've taken awards

22:50

away, we've given it at all. But

22:53

now we're

22:55

on your side. You are

22:58

fifty five was in not fifty

23:02

d five thousand dollars

23:04

a month to two

23:07

ex wives or two baby mamas. He has

23:09

to pay, and

23:11

now he's going back to court

23:13

because he can't afford it. Fifty

23:16

a hundred and ten thousand dollars a month,

23:19

two baby mamas, And

23:21

what a terrible

23:23

judge. That is the biggest

23:25

fuck. What do you need fifty

23:27

five thousand dollars a month for a

23:30

month, and it's

23:32

based on what he earns and apparently

23:34

you know, because he's not working right now, he's

23:36

not earning as much. So if Charlie

23:39

is not earning as much, ladies, now

23:42

it's your turn. Now you're not

23:44

gonna earn as much. And he's got

23:46

to go to court, spend more money,

23:49

pay for his lawyer, pay

23:51

for their lawyers to fight

23:53

to get down the money that he's

23:55

already paying them, Like that fifty

23:58

five thousand dollars a month that they have that

24:00

doesn't cover their lawyer fees. That

24:03

that's all for your kids. So if it's child

24:05

support, what

24:08

does any child need grand

24:11

a month? Two women?

24:14

Get this? The judge

24:17

is going at my man, hard

24:21

body, karate because you

24:23

want equal rights, ladies, let

24:26

me tell you why he's going out. You want to pose naked,

24:29

you fat donut eating fox, not

24:31

all of you. I'm just

24:34

saying everybody wants the equal rights, but

24:36

you still like the child support. Yo,

24:39

I don't have a lot of sympathy for this motherfucker.

24:42

Why he was giving

24:44

chicks the monster he never gave. He never

24:46

actually gave anybody. Then if

24:48

you know you got the monster and you're

24:50

hitting chicks role, I am not defending

24:52

him for doing A'm

24:55

not defending him for hitting chicks raw

24:57

when he knows he had the monster, that's

25:01

right. So if I'm

25:03

the judge, I'm like, yo, whatever

25:06

you say, you're doing

25:08

some real suckers ship. You

25:10

know you had aids and you

25:12

you're not strapping up and you're not telling

25:14

these women. He literally was going raw

25:17

dog without a baggie.

25:24

But fifty k a month, man,

25:26

Nah, I know you, what

25:29

do they make of the motherfucker's episode? Let

25:31

they see that ship, They see him up a

25:35

week, but when it goes down, it goes down

25:37

for everybody. And now you gotta pay

25:39

for hitting them without the baggie.

25:45

Good one, Gimo, Nettie, you flipped

25:47

it again once

25:49

once again, proving why

25:52

you're the co host of the Year two thousand. I hate,

25:54

I hate to be redundant. I'm gonna take the next of your

25:56

time. But because because like they'll say, Stefan

25:59

Curry former m

26:01

v P. Well why shouldn't

26:03

we bring it up every time that Gimonettie two

26:05

thousand and fifteen co Host of the Year anoint

26:08

me not no former, never

26:11

say former. I win it every year.

26:13

You're not getting You're not giving up the belt. I'm not giving

26:15

it up. Peyton Manning he

26:18

announced his retirement um

26:20

to little fanfare and and little

26:22

surprised and uh,

26:25

Sean King, I

26:28

would go at Peyton more for tea bagging

26:30

back in the days, but

26:32

because you were the guy that broke the story, Sean

26:34

King, I have no

26:37

problem with the tea bags. And

26:39

and I think that the reason why the media

26:41

didn't pick up on it because they knew your intentions

26:43

were fucked up. Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's

26:46

right. Guys, a white dude

26:48

masquerading as a black person, you

26:51

have no credibility. Get the funk

26:53

out of here. Man, if he wants

26:55

the tea bags, how do you know he's not gonna retire?

26:57

And Peyton Manning will fox Sewan

26:59

King up. People think Peyton

27:01

man he's not like he's payment in six

27:04

five to forty, Yeah, he played the NFL

27:06

nineteen years. You think he won't fucking tea bag,

27:08

you, seaun King. He's like, who the fund is this

27:10

guy? Yeah? Where is he? All? Unfold

27:12

the loaf on his fucking I'll knock his glasses

27:14

off? What,

27:17

Sean King? Why do you even wear glasses? You

27:19

probably don't even need glasses. It's

27:21

everything you say is a

27:24

stick. He's

27:27

black, he wears

27:29

glasses? Maybe he is? And you didn't

27:31

You didn't get back to me on what you do with the fish

27:33

grease. Oh yeah, well we'll go go

27:35

get this whole seaun

27:37

King thing came up a year

27:40

ago, almost about a year six eight nine months

27:42

ago. I was always on it. I

27:44

was very on it. Wrap I

27:46

was really there, and I

27:49

knew this guy was a fraud because I

27:51

researched to him and I saw his pictures

27:53

and his family said, what is he talking

27:55

about? He is white, we're

27:58

from uh Kentucky. And

28:02

they started to show the pictures and

28:06

Eric Rapp brother shout out to my brother,

28:08

Professor Rappaport, Halifax University.

28:10

So I saw this guy and I'm like, this

28:13

guy's black. He's saying he's black. And then it

28:15

came out they quote him on CNN.

28:18

He couldn't answer the question. But he's getting

28:20

he's a con. He's getting. He's getting over.

28:22

Daily News hired him, and now look

28:25

where we are. The Daily News is a fucking joke.

28:28

The Daily News is somehow surpassed the

28:30

New York Post as being a fucking

28:33

joke. I mean when they say

28:35

a rag like I wouldn't fucking

28:37

pick Wheezy's dogshit up with the Daily

28:39

News. I read it every day online.

28:42

Yeah, of course, because it connects you to New

28:45

York City and all that when I'm away. But

28:47

it's a ship paper, and

28:49

that's your roving reporter for all

28:52

things African American. Who's

28:54

not even black? But what were the three

28:56

questions you said? You said, if you are actually

28:58

black, please to these three questions,

29:01

And they weren't boom, what is new Nile?

29:03

And what is new now? Used for number two

29:05

was Number two was what do you do

29:08

after you've made chicken

29:10

and the grease is left over? What

29:13

do you do with that grease? And number

29:15

three was how do you jump in

29:17

the double duck? And you felt like if he could

29:19

answer these three questions, it would it

29:22

would solidify his blackness

29:24

a little bit. More right because

29:26

you you could just say you're black, but

29:28

there are things that go into a way

29:31

I could say look at you and say, okay,

29:33

were your family from ship?

29:36

Like blackness that's unique

29:38

to the black experience. I get

29:40

you. And speaking of hair and all

29:42

that stuff, and we we I I spoke a

29:44

few minutes ago about um women

29:47

and men and embracing their features

29:50

and embracing who they really are and embracing

29:52

their flaws. I

29:54

want all of the

29:57

sportscasters, all

29:59

of you. I'm not gonna name names, Mike

30:02

for Tello, Hubi Brown,

30:05

Dick Stockton, all of them,

30:07

the great iconic sportscasters,

30:10

but I know all of them. It started with Howard

30:12

Cosell. I don't care if

30:14

you lost your hair. If you're

30:17

losing your hair, the men

30:19

don't care. And if you think,

30:21

like all these women are saying, you know, we get

30:23

objectified and we get asked to do this, you

30:26

think that Mike for Tello wants

30:28

to wear that fucking wig he's wearing every

30:30

single game, Dick Stockton,

30:32

Bob Costas,

30:35

I mean, we you're seven years old. And

30:37

I know it's not them. It's the executives.

30:40

Put put put put a rug on, that motherfucker.

30:43

No. If the women can start

30:45

being themselves, the men should

30:47

be able to be themselves. These are the golden

30:50

voices of new of American sports. Why

30:53

do we have these seven year old little guys

30:57

wearing fucking rugs and

31:00

meanwhile looking ridiculous,

31:02

looking bad on camera, looking crazy

31:05

with the rung? Yeah, and

31:08

yo, I don't care. The men watching

31:10

sports don't care. I

31:12

don't know. I want to yo. I

31:14

want to see for Tello with his ship. I

31:16

don't care who cares, I

31:19

don't care. She'd be brown. I

31:21

don't know what the fuck he's

31:23

going on there, but I care. And

31:25

seeing them guys look ridiculous,

31:28

I'm offended by that because then I feel

31:30

like, should I have a rug on when I'm seventies?

31:33

At what I'm gonna be forced to do? These women

31:35

everybody, Caitlyn's up there, embraced

31:37

myself, be your real you, blah blah blah

31:39

blah blah. But meanwhile, fucking Bob

31:42

Costas he has like a sweatshirt

31:45

tape to the top of his head, come

31:49

out we and and and and

31:51

I don't think it's these guys. I think it's their bosses

31:53

at the tunnel of course, of course, because they're

31:55

seventy, they don't give a fuck. We're four, we're

31:57

in our forty, we don't. I don't give us ship what I come

32:00

out with. I wear a T shirt. You

32:02

see me, rat Yeah, T

32:04

shirt. I mean, if you've ever been into

32:06

a men's locker room at a gym or a y

32:08

M c A, it's a little

32:11

frightening. But but but but but you know,

32:13

as long as you clothe these fucking old bags,

32:16

they'll be fine. So I'm

32:19

making a public thing. All the sportscasters,

32:21

tell your boss, fuck you. Fuck

32:25

this fucking rug on my head. I'm

32:27

rocking out the shave your ship, and no one cares.

32:30

We love you, We love your voices, and we love al

32:32

Michaels. We love your point of view on

32:34

the game exactly.

32:37

None of you look good anyway, hair not

32:39

hair. Yeah, y'are some ugly motherfucker's.

32:41

All of y'all dick stocked

32:43

and yo, I

32:45

don't care what you look like. Dick your voice, it's

32:48

soothing. Look at

32:50

that Americana.

32:53

I want all these guys to take the wigs off.

32:56

Fuck that. If the women could

32:58

do it, and Kate Jenner could be six five

33:01

wearing a couture dress with

33:03

dick beaters bigger than mine. You

33:06

shouldn't have to wear that, damn wig. Speaking

33:10

of Kate Jenner, I know your voice.

33:12

You are really getting out there. I

33:14

get excited and I want to say something because I was

33:16

thinking, well, maybe I should try to be like this

33:18

during this podcast, and I could talk like

33:21

that. We we we we we don't do that.

33:23

We're here to entertain you. And

33:26

then we're just snow like I'm sweating,

33:28

I have a no strip on right

33:32

and and and we're not here like a lot of I I listened

33:35

to these other podcasts sometimes, and I

33:37

gotta say, the reason why we talk ship and

33:39

the reason why we claim being the best is

33:41

because we kind of are not

33:44

to say that other people are dope too. But

33:46

we're not just casually talking. This

33:50

is this is a street talk. I'm

33:52

giving blood. I'm

33:56

giving fucking blood, and

33:58

I do it because the fans of blood. Yeah,

34:02

we see the response. We love that, and I want to say

34:04

yo. February two

34:07

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34:12

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34:15

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34:19

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built and built and built a worldwide tsunami.

34:33

The wrapper pack is world

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34:39

don't fuck Those guys are ready to come over

34:41

here and set it off. They

34:44

go after cats. They don't funk around, and

34:48

we appreciate it. So all jokes aside

34:50

with everything. The only

34:52

reason why we're going

34:55

hard in the pain today. And I know

34:57

I sound like shit. Moody's

34:59

already told me that, But you're coming. You're coming along

35:01

because you're getting more passionate with this ship.

35:04

And I really don't like these fucking reporters

35:06

walking around with these crazy wigs. It's

35:09

not fair. It's a double standard. If

35:12

they if they made the the the the Sideline reporters

35:14

were high dresses and all

35:16

that other ship, it would be a big Huffington's

35:19

Post thing. But my man, Dick

35:21

Stockton, he's got a plug job

35:23

from two. It's

35:25

deteriorating. It's molding.

35:29

Fuck that shave your ship,

35:31

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36:51

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36:54

and what they should be and could be. Shout

36:56

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36:58

of yacom Raspy

37:01

is of the Raspy Beastie boys. Can't

37:05

stop, won't stop doing a truly

37:07

segment. Truly is an app on

37:09

the iPhone t r you e

37:12

e y great

37:14

conversation starter. If you're in a bar party

37:19

fun playing twister, opened the Truly

37:21

app, you ask questions and it pulls the

37:23

people on whether they agreed disagree

37:26

on how it works. All right, So gimnetty

37:29

you you lead us through the Truly app thing. Check

37:31

it out. Uh, you should be

37:33

taking better care of yourself apparently,

37:36

so yes, ninety

37:39

one percent agree? Yeah, what about you?

37:42

I should where no one's even talking

37:44

to you about your your your your your physical anymore,

37:47

just so you know, like people are like it.

37:50

You didn't get a physical. You didn't get a physical. You didn't

37:52

get a physical, did you? I

37:55

went, but I told you what happened. Okay, So,

37:58

but did you get a blood test? Okay,

38:00

thank you, Let's go to the next question. Please, it's

38:03

nine am. Too early to start drinking.

38:06

Yeah, yeah, check yourself in asshole.

38:10

Agree of

38:15

people disagree? Well there this that's

38:18

concerning, Okay, go ahead. Uh.

38:21

I have seen my father naked. Yes,

38:24

I have seen Dave Rapp report a k A

38:26

discord Dave naked. Um.

38:29

When I was younger, it was a thing. Now I I

38:31

bathed my father. He's eighty three.

38:33

I washed his back, scrub his back,

38:36

clean him, washed, he washed

38:38

my I mean not that he can't, but you know he's

38:40

by himself, so he needs to scrub.

38:43

I get some nice body, scrub, scrub

38:45

him down, doing good and and and and and

38:47

that's life. That's a joy. So

38:49

of course you you should do that. And you

38:51

know they're we're we're grown men. So

38:54

yes, what what's the uh what's the percentage?

38:59

Agree? Right? All right?

39:01

One more? This is why I love the true yat. It's

39:04

good. I've had my genitals pierced.

39:06

Okay, no, no,

39:08

I have four agree. The

39:12

hipster motherfucker's be getting all kind of piercing.

39:14

Now, would you ever get your

39:17

balls? Why?

39:19

Why? I'm just asking, I'm

39:21

telling you why. See

39:24

when you start with why you don't do dumb

39:26

ship, why the hell

39:28

would I go and have a motherfucker

39:31

put an arrow in my

39:33

dick. Why

39:39

who's gonna see that? How

39:41

I'm gonna show somebody look? And does

39:43

that mean like that doesn't change your fuck styll.

39:45

I think people think like, oh, like I'm exotic,

39:48

I'm erotic. That doesn't change your

39:50

fucking just being weird for the sake

39:52

of being weird, or

39:54

I'm gonna change my hair. I'm gonna do this. Why

39:57

why

39:59

you don't look good? You

40:01

look weird? Right? You have an arrow

40:03

through your dick, you have a plate through

40:06

your ear. You're

40:08

scaring my kids. You

40:12

don't look dope. He

40:14

wants to be different, but different from who

40:17

the average human being who's

40:19

just walking around with a goatee. You want

40:22

to look different from him. You're you're expressing

40:24

aside of yourself. Write a song, if

40:29

you're so creative, and see where

40:31

where where's your painting? Make beats?

40:34

Fucking build a house. I don't don't do something.

40:37

You can't express your

40:39

creativity in any other way besides

40:42

having a fucking bone through your nose

40:44

while I'm walking down Second Avenue with freaking

40:47

us out. Oh you

40:49

have like the you got your lips split, so it

40:51

looks like a lizard. That's how you express

40:54

your different. But but but you have no song.

40:57

I would take out a violin, play the violin.

40:59

Do do a all alright, do a pier pirouette,

41:01

score a play, do something that's

41:05

different. You just want, you just want people to

41:07

look at you. You look at you, and I look at you.

41:09

I do, and then I judge you hard and

41:13

I smell you. I

41:15

smell you. A lot of these motherfucker's don't wash.

41:18

How is that an expression of oneself?

41:23

That's what it is. Uh, everybody

41:25

else washed, But I don't wash. Right, I'm

41:27

so different. I want to smell like

41:29

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41:32

you don't you smell like your

41:35

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41:37

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41:40

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