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Um, my name is Michael rapp Uh.

1:00

Some people call me the Gringo man Dingo.

1:03

Some people call me the white Arsenio. Hall

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take it all, I soak it in and I appreciate

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it. We're doing this with no

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show you how we get that. We're gonna We're

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freaking the ship miles

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just cutting a couple of beats, some

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Gimo Nettie Beats expressed,

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I want that, Uh, what's the what's

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the jew funk? I want

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that Burnstein beat somewhere in here. And what other

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requests do you have? Your there? Your beats? Moody,

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Rican and Asian

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Japanese and it said he was Japanese and

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white or Japanese and Japanese,

1:59

Japanese and white. Okay, I thought something

2:01

that had to do with Puerto Ricans. I'd

2:03

always like to funk with the Puerto Ricans

2:05

in a good way. I fuck. I mean, I

2:07

grew up on the Upper east Side of Manhattan, and

2:10

you know, Spanish Harlem

2:12

is a blink away, so I

2:14

always like had that around

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Kardashian, we we we've probably

3:17

been the only people tracking this, and

3:20

I hate to toot our own horn. And

3:24

it's not like we're kicking somebody when they're down.

3:26

Because the Kardashians, they

3:28

don't just have one show. There

3:30

are a family of multiple shows.

3:33

They are that fond of themselves

3:37

that they feel like the world just can't get

3:39

enough. But the world got

3:41

enough of cocktails

3:44

with Chloe. Her show that

3:46

I believe was shot out of the garage of our

3:48

house with no premeditated

3:52

plan, effort, or script. It

3:55

was the shittiest of the shitty

3:57

reality shows, And as you all know, I

4:00

do watch them. I watch

4:02

reality shows. So I can tell you that

4:05

Cocktails with Chloe everything with a K,

4:08

because she is

4:10

cuckoo for Coco Cox.

4:13

It's okay, everything we

4:16

did that, that's not my

4:19

She said I'm cuckoo for Coco Cox.

4:22

And if she didn't say it, she said something around

4:24

I've never seen a white penis, So what does that

4:26

mean? It means that I'm cuckoo

4:30

for Coco cock

4:32

good one, moody, moody. So

4:35

the show was canceled after fourteen terrible

4:38

episodes. And you can't blame

4:40

her guests. She got very good guests,

4:43

you know who. You have to blame the host.

4:46

The host. She's not interesting.

4:49

You don't got it, you don't have it. Now

4:51

she's doing a fitness show. Damn,

4:53

well, why do we need you to do a fitness show. We

4:55

see you in fifteen second videos. We

4:58

know that a lot of your body has

5:00

been purchased manipulated

5:03

fitness, right, yeah, we don't

5:05

want to see you on a fitness show again.

5:08

You're not that interesting, just like just

5:10

like your step Pops. His show

5:12

isn't that good because he's not that interesting. Now,

5:15

when the collective Kardashian Circus

5:17

comes to town. Now you gotta shirt.

5:19

Now you got a show because

5:21

you're like, how can they all? How

5:24

can they all be doing this together? But on

5:26

your own terms individually,

5:29

it doesn't fly. Bruce is

5:31

a fucking snore. Caitlin Cocktails

5:35

was Chloe with Chloe was a snore, And

5:39

your workout show is gonna be whacked too. They

5:41

give another show that's

5:44

one of many, damn so

5:46

one could fail. There's there's they're starving

5:48

comedians, talented actors

5:50

and actresses, really um

5:53

committed fitness people.

5:55

There there's people that like like like live

5:58

and die to ship and you

6:00

think that you're just gonna get a show and it's just gonna

6:02

pop off just because of who you are, and you

6:05

know it doesn't work like that, and you've

6:07

got all fake ship and

6:09

it's not like again, it's not like I'm shooting on someone with

6:11

their down when they're down. When

6:14

is enough enough? When are you gonna

6:16

get sick of yourself? You

6:19

know? If they're throwing money at these motherfucker's take

6:21

it pitched them shows

6:23

too though. That's why her

6:25

Chloe Cocktails with Chloe was on that

6:28

network. E passed on it.

6:30

They they were smart. They

6:32

said, we're not waiting none of that suckers ship,

6:35

And uh, what was I gonna say?

6:37

I was gonna say something about that

6:40

show They had a list,

6:42

guess a list guest. No, it wasn't that

6:44

there was something specific about that show.

6:47

But it doesn't matter. But with

6:49

the point of the point of the way I brought up this whole

6:52

thing to begin with, even though I can't remember what the

6:54

actual point was, is that if

6:56

you can do cocktails with Chloe and

6:59

in the gym with Chloe, I

7:01

I want to pitch and I want to see if you're down

7:03

for this. This is an on air thing. I hope. I'm not catching your

7:05

off guard shitting

7:08

with gim Netti. You

7:10

go on the toilet and you just ran. We don't

7:12

see you like we don't see it. It's not about

7:15

the only thing you're just we don't even have to

7:17

take taking a dump with gim

7:19

Nettie. That's a better sellable title. I'm

7:22

where you you every morning the

7:24

show's on, it's on YouTube. Twenty

7:27

minutes of you and it will make it a nice set

7:29

with a real toilet and you just

7:31

spew the morning news but

7:34

you're on the toilet. We don't see You're just there

7:36

like ow a man? Does you? I

7:38

think we can sell that. Would you be interested in comfortable

7:41

hosting a show like that? Because if Cocktails

7:43

can Chloe with Chloe can do fourteen episodes

7:46

before he gets canceled, I feel like we can at least

7:48

squeeze thirty to thirty five. Yeah,

7:50

I'll get that. You're

7:53

comfortable doing that, all right?

7:55

So we want to take all all

7:58

propositions. Uh,

8:00

We're not gonna go out and pitch this. We want to hear

8:02

your pitch as to where we should sell it. There's

8:05

gonna be a bidding war on this. So

8:08

that's done. That show is fanito Um.

8:14

Another thing that happened that was

8:16

very pleasant, not a surprise

8:18

at all. Uh

8:20

shack Shaquille O'Neal is

8:23

got nominated first ballot Hall of Fame,

8:26

yeao ming, first ballot Hall of

8:28

Fame and the

8:31

best of all the best, Alan Iverson

8:33

the People's chap full Iverson

8:37

in the Hall of Fame, first ballot,

8:41

all a hundred and sixty five pounds of

8:43

him. He's a fucking

8:46

miracle. What

8:48

a player special,

8:51

What a player made it in their first ballot

8:54

showed up to for the acceptance thing. Still

8:57

doesn't give a fuck T

9:00

shirt and jeans, and and

9:03

and then and you know, because he had it just

9:05

a sort of a low key T shirt and

9:07

with the jeans are a little much, but he they

9:09

weren't crazy. He

9:12

makes it like now, it's like you wouldn't expect

9:14

him to wear a suit to anything. We'd be surprised

9:17

if we saw the suit. And

9:19

I love it. Yeah, it changes.

9:21

It's like and he said, he

9:24

said, they talked, they talked about how I dress,

9:27

but I wouldn't be caught dead in what the mother

9:29

these motherfucker's just wearing just what I

9:31

said. And when you you did say that

9:34

motherfucker wearing, they did stomach out and ship

9:36

white. Don't pop shit about that. You want

9:39

them to look like women in the tunnel in the tunnels.

9:42

No, you can't blame anybody for that. You

9:44

want them know, you're not putting that on No fucking

9:46

the white guy, the fucking

9:48

League du the emasculation

9:50

of black men. No, we're not taking

9:53

responsibility for that, my man. So you

9:55

said a personal choice that they

9:57

stomach you, fuck you, they stomach

9:59

out. He's motherfucker's want to wear dresses

10:01

to show up for the NBA Finals. That's a personal

10:04

choice. No fucking white people

10:06

are taking the fucking fall for this one. My

10:08

man, fuck all that ship, But shouldn't

10:10

that be legislated out just like

10:13

you, legislator, did you legislate

10:15

your own people? That ain't a fucking blood A

10:17

guy wearing a dress ain't no black culture.

10:20

Listen, listen, that's on you and

10:22

that's not even on you on. That's that's the individual.

10:25

That's not cultural. That's not racial. The

10:27

individual is making a fucking

10:29

choice to wear a dress and

10:31

then go play power forward. I'm

10:34

not taking responsibility that and you shouldn't

10:37

take responsibility for that that. I'm

10:39

just saying, NBA, that's inappropriate

10:42

for for for your league,

10:45

if it was inappropriate for Alan Ivanson,

10:47

too old David Stern, because my man Adam

10:49

Silver and he's not getting involved with that. Adam

10:52

Silver is like, look at these assholes. Also,

10:55

Adam Silver is like, I can't you

10:57

know that? Should that should ruffle Mr

10:59

silver feathers? What

11:02

this motherfucker coming in looking like one of the village

11:04

people and ship? Not

11:06

fuck that? Allen Iverson

11:09

couldn't wear tims. But this motherfucker

11:11

got his stomach out right. That's cool.

11:14

Hey, my little girl, my daughter is

11:17

offended by that ship. Alan Iverson

11:19

couldn't wear thirty size thirty eight jeans,

11:23

but this fucking guy's wearing red bottom shoes

11:25

to the game. So

11:28

I want to see who's the first NBA player

11:31

two get sponsored

11:33

by Lubatan Shoes,

11:36

which is a female shoe. They're

11:38

gonna be like yeo, They're gonna make it for men inside sixteen

11:41

and I'm gonna play in them ships. It's

11:43

gonna take one guy that

11:47

because there's no gender. Now, remember

11:49

is it Christian Christian, Christian Lubatan

11:51

or something something, Lubaton, Martinique,

11:54

Lubatan something. I know, it's some bush.

11:57

I call them Dodos in

11:59

minot Low. Yes, yes, good

12:01

one. Did you make that up? I made that up? Moody

12:05

Yo, I got what?

12:07

Yo? What I gotta say? I gotta say

12:10

a couple of things. The

12:12

Iron Reports Stereo podcast. This is an announcement

12:15

and I think you know where I'm going with this movie. March

12:18

again. We topped our

12:21

listeners from from February, and

12:25

you hear us talk shit. You

12:27

hear us We're very cynical. Were

12:30

this, that and the third when

12:33

we got the news that March was our biggest

12:35

month. It's

12:38

all elation. The

12:40

Iron Rapports Stereo podcast

12:43

is growing every month and

12:46

we appreciate it. Hell

12:48

yeah, we would be doing this ship with

12:50

no mix. We've been doing

12:53

it since eighty two. But

12:56

now we have started legions and legions

12:58

and legions of people. The motherfucking

13:01

Wrapper Pack an

13:03

unstoppable force. A group, the

13:05

Rabid Wrapper Pack. The

13:08

Moody Mob were

13:12

started by started by somebody

13:14

who who just knew there

13:17

was a movement and they wanted to be a part of

13:19

something. It starts something fantastic, so they started

13:21

the motherfucking Moody Mob.

13:26

Yo, the T shirts

13:28

are coming. The Moody Mob T shirt is coming.

13:31

I don't know why. I

13:34

don't know why we haven't ordered our third shipment

13:37

of Gimo Nettie T shirts

13:40

on our website.

13:41

Yeah, everybody should.

13:43

Like I walk around with my Gimo Nettie T

13:45

shirt and I'm I'm proud of that ship. I

13:47

walk around in the Jake T shirt.

13:50

Me too. Somebody said, yo, I need that

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T shirt and I said, it's the podcast. He said, get the funk

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out of here because it looks like an art piece

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on my fucking shirt. And

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14:38

can't remember what I was gonna say.

14:42

Uh, I don't know. I'm just I'm

14:44

just it's just popping. We're

14:46

doing the damn thing. Um.

14:49

I could smell the NBA playoffs

14:52

in the air. Um,

14:57

I don't know, man, Uh, what's

14:59

the what's the deal? It's what's really good? I wanna

15:01

talk about. You

15:04

know, you call customer service now when you're

15:06

doing anything. It's no more

15:08

Americans.

15:11

The jobs have been shuttled

15:13

out to third world countries. Right. It's

15:15

fucking hell. So you

15:18

your mortgage bank doesn't matter what

15:20

you're calling. Mumbai India,

15:22

right, and you get motherfucker's

15:24

that don't know English.

15:26

Nope, but they're handling your

15:29

mortgage account. I don't want you,

15:31

you fuck handling my mortagic mortgage

15:34

account, my car lease? I have

15:36

you you heard? I have to call um express

15:39

Scripts, which is an online prescription company,

15:42

to get my ultrative collitis medicine.

15:46

This is you, God forbid you lose your fucking

15:48

credit card. You don't know where you're

15:50

calling. I just lost my credit card. I don't want

15:52

to fucking call the

15:55

back swamp of

15:58

Tunisia. Sorry, you

16:00

know, call me a guy who who who doesn't

16:02

want to give somebody a choice and an

16:04

opportunity, say what you

16:06

want. I

16:09

just lost my fucking credit card. I want to speak

16:11

to somebody who's speaking the same language,

16:13

not reading the fucking script, not addict

16:15

the phone, right, Well,

16:17

what are you dealing with with these with these

16:20

people? You know, if

16:22

you when you're speaking to an American motherfucking Minnesota

16:24

or whatever they're working, you're doing customer

16:26

service. You

16:29

he understands what you mean because

16:32

he's an American cat, So you could be

16:34

vague with this motherfucker. They always think I'm

16:36

angry, even when I'm not angry because they pick up

16:38

on the tone, and this motherfucker's reading

16:41

the script and I'm saying, I'm talking to him

16:43

like I'm getting a little upset because I'm

16:45

like, Yo, did you do this? Is this happening?

16:48

And he's reading the script, not

16:51

answering my question. He's saying what they

16:53

told his ask because he don't know ship.

16:57

So I started cursing at this motherfucker's

16:59

and then he he didn't acknowledge

17:01

that because he isn't what you're saying, right, He just

17:03

read the script. Yo,

17:06

that outswuccing ship is whack. You

17:08

may be paying these motherfucker's fifty cents

17:10

an hour a quarter an hour, it feels

17:13

like it because you don't want to say

17:15

these motherfucker's might be like giving, you know,

17:17

rubbing people's feet at the same time to have to

17:20

too for one job giving foot

17:22

massages. We're in a consumer

17:25

society, so the customer is

17:27

always right. So this is how

17:29

you treat the customer and the consumer.

17:32

You you go across seas and you

17:34

put some motherfucker from some hut

17:36

on the phone. The customer is always

17:38

right, And I gotta

17:40

talk to somebody in a hut who

17:44

just learned English. The customers

17:46

always right, Your

17:48

motherfucker, the

17:51

customer, he's always

17:53

fucking right. I'm

17:57

locked out of my fucking car.

18:01

I need fucking roadside

18:04

assistance, you cock sucker.

18:08

I don't need fucking spare ribs.

18:12

I gotta fled fucking tire.

18:16

Yeah, when you're at your fucking

18:19

most vulnerable you you get habibi

18:22

on the phone, who don't know what the funk you're

18:24

talking about. See,

18:28

I don't like that. If I if I'm a consumer,

18:30

I'm the most important motherfucker in this society

18:33

because I buy ship. So you

18:35

gotta have somebody that understand

18:38

speaks that American ship so we can

18:41

get this transaction moving,

18:44

get this ship, pop a lopping this mother.

18:47

Yeah, you say that to one of the mothers. They don't know what

18:49

the fund you're saying. And they always,

18:51

for some reason, I don't know. Why do

18:53

they think I'm angry all the time. I'm

18:55

not always the angry American?

18:58

Yeah fuck you, Yeah, that's

19:00

what they're saying. The name little huts. Okay,

19:03

they give him a job. We'll pay you seventy cents

19:06

today, not at all. We're gonna

19:08

pay your ass, Sety five

19:10

cents today, right? Maybe

19:15

yo. You know, remember a couple of weeks

19:17

ago in uh,

19:20

Charlotte, I think it was Charlotte or Indiana

19:23

when the little kid ran on the court when

19:25

the Knicks were playing. Uh, I didn't see

19:27

that. Or Atlanta or no, maybe it

19:29

was Toronto. I don't know where the funk they were.

19:32

The Smoothie King Center. Where the arena?

19:35

What were they? New Orleans? The

19:37

New Orleans have their there there we go

19:39

to Madison Square Garden. These assholes

19:41

go to the Smoothie King Center. You

19:45

ain't never win in the championship with that

19:47

sponsorship. The fucking Smoothie

19:49

King Center. That's the name of your arena,

19:52

not the Fabulous Forum,

19:55

the Boston Garden, Madison

19:58

Square Garden, fucking

20:00

Smoothie King Center. You

20:03

know, if I'm a player, I gotta go be like listen, man,

20:05

they got we we we we we we we We were trying

20:08

to, like, you know, create some sort of environment

20:10

and vibe and tune

20:12

and live from

20:14

the Smoothie King Center. Can't

20:17

say that you're undefeated

20:20

New Orleans Pelicans. Hey, what

20:22

the fund? Is this a joke? We're

20:24

already the Pelicans? And now were we and

20:27

we put the Pelicans playing the fucking

20:29

Smoothie King the Smoothie King Center.

20:33

Smoothie King got paper? Who

20:36

Smoothie King got paper?

20:38

Because you think they didn't put out a bit. Of course

20:41

they did. So they

20:43

outbid a lot of people. Because I'm sure that

20:46

the owner of the Pelicans and the owner of that arena

20:48

was like, I don't, I don't, really, we

20:51

don't want the Smoothie King

20:53

Center. Might as well have what what's the other ice

20:55

cream ship? Mr? Salty

20:58

Arena

21:02

from the Mr Soft the arena in

21:05

Long Island? Were

21:07

your Long Island Frogs

21:10

play? I heard

21:12

they lumped up my man on Jared Fogel

21:15

that subway, that that barbarian

21:18

motherfucker that was wait wait wait, wait wait,

21:20

I want to hear about that, but I didn't finish

21:22

why I even brought up alright, go ahead, bro. The

21:25

Smoothie King Center was that the

21:27

Knicks were playing there and a little eight year old

21:29

kids somehow got onto the quarter a couple

21:31

of weeks ago and hugged Carmelo Anthony

21:34

and like that, you know, Carmelo hugged him and

21:36

like pat him on the head. He was sweet, And then the kid ran

21:38

off the court. He feels sorry for what

21:41

do you mean, fucking guys playing for

21:43

the Knicks. They haven't been in the playoffs four years.

21:46

That's why he did that, that you

21:48

feel sorry for the small fuck I

21:51

like that. Go ahead, see

21:54

I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm sorry to point out the obvious

21:56

because it is the obvious. But all

21:59

the all the other sports outlets,

22:01

and we love them all, and we watched them all the Bleacher

22:03

reports and dead

22:06

Spin, all the writers,

22:08

all my guys, even my dude Ruco and

22:10

Rothenburg Ruco and

22:12

the fantastically entertaining Dave

22:16

Rothenburg my man's

22:18

skinning my man out there in Dallas.

22:21

You all had takes on that, but

22:24

no one got to the real reason why the little

22:26

kid ran on the court, and that is

22:28

because he felt sorry for Carmel.

22:31

That's why the Iron Rapport podcast it

22:33

wins again. That's

22:35

that's the first thing that came to my mind. So

22:39

the ushers who

22:41

were were guarding that side got

22:43

fired, damn because the little

22:45

kid got on the court and I think it's fucked

22:48

up. And they were saying, you know, obviously,

22:50

the most horrible scary thing

22:53

was remember when Monica sell Us got stabbed.

22:56

Thank God, more incents like

22:58

that don't happen. And and and

23:00

me and Monetti and I have

23:03

the fortune the great trust

23:05

me. Every time I get the opportunity sick

23:07

courtside, I'm like,

23:09

you know, we're we're like, I'm

23:12

like elated, Yo,

23:15

I could see how that could happen. But

23:17

a little kid, they they're they're not getting

23:19

looked at as much as as a person as

23:21

an adult. So the little kid running

23:23

on the court, obviously it's not good for the game, and obviously

23:26

it's scary, and obviously it

23:28

can't become a regular occurrence. But to fire

23:31

them, dudes, that's that's not fair.

23:33

That's not fair. And and the

23:36

NBA, you know, or some reprimanded

23:38

that, yeah, reprimanded

23:40

maybe like yeah you should because they had to

23:42

go through a course to all all, but to get fired,

23:44

I don't agree with it. So

23:47

I wanted to just finish that thought. Um.

23:49

I also wanted to say that money

23:52

and fame doesn't buy you looks because when

23:54

you look at Lebron James just as a physical

23:56

like like he's a fucked up looking

23:59

dude. Man, don't be judging no man, now,

24:01

But I just look at him at the bench the other night,

24:04

his grill like he looks like ship.

24:10

But Jared Fogel, Yeah, okay,

24:14

got his ass whooped deservingly.

24:17

Some big white motherfucker kicked his ass

24:19

brutally right like an area nation,

24:22

didn't dude, because he was tired of seeing this

24:24

motherfucker around right and nobody really

24:26

fucking him up right, So

24:28

he decided one time one day to lump him

24:30

up. And it was bad. So they transferred

24:33

money, not Jared,

24:35

they transferred the big burly motherfucker

24:38

right out. He gave a reason,

24:40

this pedophile motherfucker man, yo,

24:44

I want. I felt

24:46

I should beat his ass, but but you know what, obviously

24:49

I have no problem with that, but you know,

24:51

jail, I was thinking about this jail

24:54

in prison politics

24:57

and and and like sort of like the some

24:59

of it, and I I obviously I don't want a pisto, but from

25:01

what I know, I don't know much. But

25:04

like having like a mass murderer, not

25:07

to say that this guy was a mass murderer, but like

25:09

be offended by somebody and anybody

25:11

else like I'm I'm I'm fucked up,

25:13

but this guy's even more fun than me.

25:16

And you know, I don't want to get into whether or not something's

25:18

more. Obviously those kinds of

25:20

crimes are terrible. Rape,

25:23

any sort of chill, any of that ships horrendous.

25:27

But coming from a motherfucker who eight

25:30

a body, you

25:32

don't really have much saying what's morally

25:34

right because you're you're a fucking like I

25:37

mean, and and and you know he

25:40

got his ass beat speaking

25:43

of creep cocksuckers and six

25:45

Funks of the Week, and we're gonna have go into

25:47

now the sick Funk of the Week. This

25:50

award is earned, not given. It's

25:52

called the sick fucking

25:54

a Week. This guy is really sick. Lock

25:57

him up? How could you do? Don't let

25:59

him out? Damn when fu

26:01

the door? You want you fuck the door?

26:04

Why would you fuck the dog? Why

26:06

would you fuck your girlfriend's dog?

26:08

What? Sick fuck? The sick funck

26:11

of the week. It's earned and

26:13

not killing you did what

26:16

no, no, no,

26:22

yes smiles the sick Funck

26:25

of the Week theme song. A

26:27

dude on the train the other day, the commuter trained

26:29

to Jersey unfolded

26:33

his loaf. Twenty year old dude and

26:35

and and and and was jerking

26:38

himself off on the on the train pleasuring

26:41

himself, Sir, pleasuring

26:43

himself. That's that's like

26:46

that coming from you.

26:49

You you've definitely I would like to know how

26:52

this week's pole is this. Who's

26:54

more lewd? Gimo, Nettie

26:58

or me? Mr White? I'd

27:00

say it with me. I want to I want to let

27:02

the people decide. I want to let the

27:04

people decide because last week, and we're gonna get

27:06

to this in a second, we had a swamp

27:08

ass pole and horribly

27:11

and you need to acknowledge that in one second. But this

27:14

sick funk of the week, his name

27:16

is like hot whatever.

27:19

That's that suppressed sexuality. That's

27:21

where he comes from, those places where you can't

27:23

get no ass right, we're just

27:25

we're just gonna assume that because of his name. How how

27:30

he's a woman pronounced that motherfucker? Yeah, I'm sucking

27:34

put it's

27:40

still do it again? And who

27:42

are you fucking with? I put it

27:47

pauses and then it right.

27:51

Oh ship, he is the

27:53

sick funk of the week. But now you're

27:56

saying, maybe he shouldn't he should you

27:58

have compassion for him. No, he's on the on

28:00

the train. This guy's an animal man. He

28:03

comes from where those countries where they locked

28:05

ship down right, all

28:08

right, right, so you have to he's doing wild

28:10

ship. I'm giving him the sick fun he has

28:12

to sick. But you're saying we should astrick him because

28:15

he's like the Sammy Sosa of the six Fox of the

28:17

Week. Go go his country, Go to

28:19

his country. You'll see nobody getting

28:22

all right because if he gets the law.

28:24

Okay, he's the Barry but I don't want to give

28:26

him Barry bonds. But I'll give him Sammy Sosa

28:29

of the Sick Funk of the Week. We we gotta

28:31

find the Barry bonds of sick Fox

28:34

and the Babe Ruth of sick funs that's

28:37

gonna be somebody special. No, the

28:39

babe who's gonna out do this.

28:42

We already did this guy who fuck

28:44

the dog as a revenge thing. Oh,

28:47

who do you think he's gonna top that? A little

28:49

chiaha. He wearing out who want to? Who

28:51

want to top that? And he's wearing out the dog.

28:54

The thing that was made it extra crazy is

28:56

that he was doing it to the dog to get back

28:59

at the girl who was showing undue

29:03

attention to the dog. In his mind,

29:06

he was looking at that little dog and say, oh

29:08

you think, let's let's let's let's make sure

29:10

that you really understand. The guy

29:13

was jealous of his girlfriend because

29:16

he felt like his girlfriend was spending too

29:18

much time with his dog. So

29:21

to get back at at her, he

29:24

gaped. He gaped, Little

29:28

Benjie gaped.

29:31

He's right now, he's

29:33

he's the Sammy Sosa. No, he's the Barry

29:35

Bonds. No one's topping that. Yeah, he's

29:38

that guy unless you catch a bird and

29:41

don't he

29:44

It was, And it wasn't a big dog either. It

29:46

was like a twelve pound dog. This guy's what's

29:50

that ship, Ben? Or what's that little ship

29:52

that used to come on NBC back in the days?

29:55

Damn shaggy d a sucking

29:57

the shaggy d a. No,

30:01

it wasn't the shaggy He had a little like a little

30:03

Paris Hilton dog that you carrying,

30:05

A fucking little Yeah, you

30:08

could bring on a plane with no problem.

30:11

You just have to have the paperwork. The ship sits

30:13

in your lap a lap dog, a little hamster.

30:16

No, but they're about that size pounds

30:20

and you and you you greasing up Jesus

30:28

man. Nothing tops that, yeah,

30:32

ship man, what

30:34

else you got that? That's that's that's it. Nothing

30:37

could top that. But but see, but then you get

30:39

you get people like this the Russian

30:42

woman who

30:44

stabbed her husband to death and

30:47

then fed the dogs, then fed

30:49

the remains to their dog. He

30:53

had to be sleep. She stabbed

30:56

money to death and fed

30:59

his ship to the dog. Yo, fed

31:02

his remains, fed his body to the dog.

31:05

First of all, my dog

31:07

will eat anything, but he won't eat a fucking

31:10

body. The

31:12

dog isn't the

31:15

dog. Nobody can run

31:17

up for me. You you are not stabbing me if

31:20

I'm off, He had

31:22

to be sleep. A girl told me that I'll

31:24

cut your dick off. You that

31:27

right there, and the relationship you

31:29

don't say ship like that right, there's no coming

31:31

back from you, like that's what you would do. Word

31:35

she said that to me, I got scareder than the

31:37

motherfucker like Willie d I was scareder

31:39

than a mother. Yo, I'll

31:42

cut your dick off. I don't even

31:44

say nothing. I just looked at

31:46

her like like

31:48

she was like Jason and Ship. And

31:51

then what did you say? Like, how did you like? Because

31:53

you're not gonna imagine somebody a woman that

31:55

you would say that, I would be very scared.

31:58

I'm gonna be keep it real, I would be I would want to remove

32:00

myself, forget the relationship

32:03

from miss person. I'd want to move away, physically,

32:06

move out of her space. And when I heard that, I

32:08

said, this is a psychle no ship.

32:13

What I say that to her? I'm gonna cut your pussy

32:15

out? What right,

32:19

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com. I

33:20

want to send a memo to Mr Lebron

33:23

James, what about him? Cut your hair? Just

33:25

just saying that it's over. I just was saying

33:28

that, and You're like, we don't talk about me. You try to throw

33:30

me under the bus, said, he looks like ship.

33:33

I didn't want to point out Bauer.

33:35

I don't look at him like I'm saying

33:38

I know time time, time time.

33:42

How you look? Then, why we saying cut

33:44

your ship? I don't say. We've said plenty

33:46

of people need to fix their fucking teeth. That's

33:50

different from saying what you said.

33:52

Listen, I have to look at this guy all the

33:54

time. He's on the commercials, he's

33:57

in the game, he's in the pre game.

33:59

He's on the bench with his button

34:01

up, he's button up of

34:04

denim shirt and I'm

34:06

peeping him and his hair and his whole grill

34:09

piece. And I'm saying he looks like

34:11

shit, and he needs to cut his wig

34:13

and shut it down. The only

34:16

has to be a better way. You're right, But

34:18

the only thing I look at

34:20

when I see this motherfucker is

34:23

the thinning of your hair, right, that's

34:25

what you look at. But when he when you see a guy

34:27

like let's say, I don't know Scottie

34:31

Pippen, who he brought him up in his teeth,

34:33

you see a big hornshoe knows,

34:37

right, and you see some fucking

34:40

some teeth, right,

34:42

who else looks like shit? If you can't

34:45

do shit about that, yes

34:48

you can? What what break

34:51

your ship up? Terrell Suggs teeth?

34:55

Sizzle can't do shit about his

34:57

teeth. They can't make them longer, They

34:59

can't uh bring up

35:01

the gums to to kind of get

35:03

the ratio to where it's it

35:06

looks like a regular human being to tooth

35:09

to gum ratio it's up.

35:11

That's what. It didn't happen to be born like that. So

35:14

I told you need to go to Dennis and smile

35:17

and then Dennis, you know, just and

35:20

then and then after you smile and tell

35:22

the Dennist what the fund can you do for this?

35:25

I know it's fucked up the world.

35:27

No, it's knows. It's fucked up. The Iron

35:29

Reports Stereo podcast knows as fucked

35:32

us. Certainly, you see, and

35:34

you're in the pro fix my ship. They

35:37

can make they can give chicks dicks

35:39

and Dick's chicks. Yeah, but you

35:41

can't fix my teeth. Come

35:44

on, I got the money. I'm T Sizzle

35:46

and we love you, T Sizzle. We you

35:48

know we don't front on you. Man. I I

35:51

fuxed with him. I love his game, I love his

35:53

personality. T. Sizzle was

35:55

that dude I funk with T. Sizzle.

35:57

He's dope. He's gonna be a dope broadcaster

36:00

and tell us and you can see it. But

36:03

but but T Sizl, we're gonna

36:06

tell you what they're gonna tell you when you get in that broadcast,

36:08

before you become a broadcast. I guarantee

36:11

you they're probably telling him. Now, look when

36:13

when when when you when you get out of the league, you have

36:15

a job over here at Fox or CBS,

36:18

HBO. But subject

36:21

three that's in the top of the email. He's like, what

36:23

he doesn't know what it is. Huh, I'm

36:26

gonna use the company plane. No,

36:28

it's not that you're not using

36:30

the fucking the Fox

36:33

helicopter. We have a

36:35

dentist on staff. He's right

36:37

here. He's a world class and and there's

36:39

a backdoor we can sneak you in and seek you out because

36:42

the change is gonna be so drastic that

36:44

any adjustments we do in your favor, the

36:46

whole world will notice. Because your grill, it's

36:50

it's it's the it's the bottom. If you look

36:52

at Jalen Rose when he was with the Fab

36:54

five, his ship, he he talks

36:57

about it. His ship looked like

36:59

broken glass. Yes, he

37:01

had jagged, jagged teeth.

37:04

Yes, and look at him now looks

37:06

great. Benny Hill. He looks like, yeah,

37:09

it looks like fucking Penny Hill. Damn

37:12

Booty. You're you're, you know, killing

37:15

the game, killing this motherfucker.

37:17

You're on fucking fuego. So we

37:19

just tell tis out of love.

37:21

Out of love. We're such big

37:24

fans. But this is comedy too, so we're

37:26

gonna laugh. It's not even comedy, it's

37:28

reality. His teeth is fucking comedy.

37:31

No, this is a this is a charitable thing

37:33

we're doing. We're doing you stuff. We're doing you the favor.

37:36

That's your friends and you're coaching. The crew

37:38

hasn't done for you. And

37:41

I get why they didn't do it because you're a lovable

37:43

guy, but you could tell just

37:45

think about this, T sales. Whenever you laugh

37:48

heartily, does the

37:51

person you're with eyes go down to your

37:53

gum? Right? That's how

37:55

you know your ship is busted. When

37:57

you're talking, when you're pouring your heart out, do

38:00

you see look at motherfucker's eyes where

38:02

his eyes go. Take a beat and try to look

38:04

at it like see do they drift down or

38:07

if thrown it up? If they're still, that's

38:10

how we do it. You do it. If they're staring

38:12

in your eyes, they're

38:14

only trying to not look look

38:16

at your fun. It's like being on a high building.

38:18

Don't look down, Just don't just don't. Don't

38:21

do it if you look down

38:23

and you'll jump. You know when

38:25

your ship is fucked up because you

38:27

might have some ship eight

38:30

that's on your chin. Motherfucker's

38:32

will look up and down on your ship

38:35

to where you have to you feel and you go, yo, it's

38:38

some of my face. Yeah, man, you got some ship right

38:40

here. R

38:44

G three. You look good. So

38:47

the press conference Cleveland,

38:50

The Cleveland Browns press conferences, first

38:52

appearance as in Cleveland. Brown, I'm sure Jim

38:54

Brown said, I need to talk to him before y'all

38:56

let him get up there. See, Jim

38:58

Brown, is that that black man.

39:01

Jim Brown doesn't funk around. He

39:03

don't give a funk about no cameras. Right.

39:06

I'm sure he pulled his ass in the Brown

39:08

room. They probably got some ship in Cleveland called the Brown

39:11

Rule where you get you get in there and

39:13

you get straight right. He learned you about

39:15

what you need to do right. And I'm sure

39:19

Jim Brown got ahold of this motherfuckering said

39:21

you don't wanna stout the league, Jim

39:23

Brown, probably using the street language. You

39:27

an't gonna stout the lead. Nick, So

39:30

look, you forgot the lead, didn't wait. This

39:32

is a perfect look here man, moment, Look

39:34

here, look here, man, you almost out the league. There.

39:37

I begged Hugh Jackson to get you down

39:40

here. Don't let the ship at twisted. I appreciate

39:42

that Mr Brown shut the funk up, Okay,

39:47

Mr Brown, Yeah, I know you had a lot of problems

39:49

out there. Sorry

39:52

Mr Brown for laughing. And I know the main reason

39:56

you had all the subway commercials and all

39:59

you were doing was is gallivanting around

40:03

with the white girl. It

40:05

ain't with the white girl, but

40:08

for you it is. Yes, come in here focused,

40:11

get your fucking head right. You got you as

40:13

a starter. Don't worry about these other motherfucker's.

40:15

You just starter. I got you to fix

40:18

your motherfucking braids, your braid. You

40:20

did good. And when you showed up for Cleveland

40:22

Brown, your first Cleveland around press

40:24

comes, you looked the way you're supposed to

40:27

look. You didn't have your little

40:29

string being ship weak ass

40:31

braids hanging off your head looked like they were Scotch

40:34

taped. Now he got he got the ivors

40:36

and ship he looked. Look and ship was tight.

40:38

It looked good. Keep the braids,

40:40

man, do what you do. Do your thing. I'm not gonna

40:42

say braid or not braid, but at least have your ship

40:44

looking like you know. And it's

40:47

about studying. It's

40:49

not about the commercials. I know they gassed

40:51

you, Yeah they did the gassing you, but

40:54

you almost holp the league. You're barely hanging

40:56

on your hand off for dear life, like you know, Tim,

40:58

Tim Tebow, Yeah you're

41:01

on that ship. Look in the mirror and say

41:03

I'm a black quarterback, and

41:06

look at the history. You don't get chances,

41:08

motherfucker. The history says you funk

41:11

up. You're not gonna be no Vince Evans,

41:13

a perennial backup, gonna be

41:16

out the league. You're

41:18

not just because they can't have you come off

41:20

the bench because that style of quarterbacking they

41:23

don't want that ship. You're

41:25

not revolution and not revolutionizing

41:28

that league that that position. Cam

41:31

Newton will if he ever, because he can

41:33

do Super Bowl. You motherfucker

41:35

can't throw. You're running

41:38

around and this ship is dope. And I'm not mad

41:40

at you. That fucking Mike Shanahan. Ray

41:42

Shanahan fucked your legs. You need

41:44

to find Mike Shannon and get

41:47

on like Latroll spree Roll when he did

41:49

choke that motherfucker out, he had no business

41:52

choking him, although p J was flipping

41:54

on him. Okay, no, but

41:56

but three went and choked

41:58

the ship out of Mike Shanahan. When he's out of the league.

42:01

People would have to go, I get it, I

42:03

fucking get it. We don't know what happened with spree

42:05

Well on that, Jimmy, okay with that, and

42:07

also we don't know I don't think it was as big of a choke

42:10

as they said. I think he great. You know the way

42:12

it was like the real thing. It wasn't like spree

42:15

wells from a hood. So no, I don't have to understand

42:17

black coach and how we deal with motherfucker's

42:20

spree. Well, I know what he did.

42:22

What did he do? P J was yelling

42:25

at him on some sucking ship like a Seaton hall,

42:27

like he's college this onefucking

42:29

make more money than you. You're

42:31

doing that ship in front of grown man his teammates.

42:34

Fuck shooting a ball

42:37

in the basket. What you said, yo,

42:43

Do the whole script, Do the whole

42:45

scene, please, this is what happened.

42:47

Do the whole day. Yelling that PJ.

42:50

He's like, come on the trailer, you're not playing

42:52

hard enough today. Man, No, No, I

42:55

know what was the tone the

42:57

yelling is the fucking ball

42:59

goes that way. Time out, you

43:02

fucking the ball goes to the quarterity

43:05

saying, Latrelle,

43:07

he's saying, it's per it's specific. Now

43:09

he's a he's showing you up. And this

43:12

is a white dude, p

43:14

J. Latrelle, What the funk are you doing?

43:18

You're fucking lazy that you see, it's ship like that.

43:21

It's not just basketball ship lazy

43:23

fuck talking his

43:25

assistance around. And this is a white

43:28

dude. You have to understand the dynamic

43:30

right where you just feel

43:32

like this white motherfucker put it throws

43:34

you back into slavery. I hear you.

43:36

You know you'd be like, you fuck this thing, and it's

43:38

embarrassing and you feel

43:41

like humiliated

43:43

because it only comes to you feeling bad. He feels like he's

43:45

disrespecting you. So, but

43:48

do you think he actually I was

43:50

just saying in terms of the choking, did he actually

43:52

choke? As the reports of that that whole

43:55

quote. When you think choke, you think hands around

43:57

the neck? Had it? He did? He

43:59

had marks around his neck. Yeah, but I heard it was like he

44:01

grabbed him. I don't try to get him. Probably

44:04

he probably did. And then p J settled

44:07

his ass down because it got real. You

44:09

want to fight this mother phone, right,

44:12

but you need to check yourself. That's a grown

44:14

man, right, and you ain't the owner.

44:17

This ain't college motherfucker little

44:19

kids, and you're doing that sucker ship right.

44:23

You don't gotta yell, right, you

44:25

can yell, but you know it doesn't have to be personals

44:28

yelling says more about you, chump

44:32

ass, oh a p

44:36

J. So back

44:38

to football. Speaking of football, we

44:41

we we we say r G three, you almost soft

44:43

the league and we are very we we we

44:45

are certain with that. So you're

44:47

at Cleveland. Um,

44:50

I hope Hugh Jackson uses

44:52

you correctly, starting new, starting

44:55

new, and and put it down because

44:58

they're watching. Oh and

45:01

you ain't gonna be no backup

45:03

because you make too much. Yeah,

45:06

yeah, you ain't gonna be and you throw the fucking ball away.

45:09

And and if if r G three can't

45:11

be productive, it's not his talent, it's

45:14

his. It's his. The injury, man and and

45:16

the injury. And because Debo

45:18

not in the league, there's no love affair with

45:21

you. There's a love affair with Tebow

45:23

and he's not in the league. If they tried

45:25

their best to get Tebow in the league, you

45:27

you fuck you

45:29

on your last legs and we funk

45:31

with you. So I want to see him

45:34

focused. I hopefully hopefully the injury

45:36

is not bad. It's all the injury, because

45:38

I know he's a good kid. You gotta run

45:40

with your legs. This motherfucker ran his knees into

45:42

the ground. Mike Shanahan, you fuck

45:44

so now you're a pocket motherfucker

45:47

because you can't get away. Now we got that,

45:51

and he's not that big. Cam is

45:53

six. Your Cam is a big fucker.

45:56

I met Cam. That motherfucker is big,

45:58

big, And why I'm yeah he not

46:00

lead, Yeah, because

46:03

I met I met Kaepernick and he's big, and

46:05

Cam Newton is bigger than him. Man, these

46:08

are big motherfucker's, big

46:11

motherfucker's and

46:13

those are the quarterbacks. Yo,

46:16

what was that, Reggie? What was that that

46:19

linebacker on on the Patriots? I met him once.

46:21

He was a big fucking guy. McGinnis,

46:24

Willie McGinnis, that

46:27

motherfucker you want him like, he's bodyguard

46:29

size and he's not as diesel as

46:31

he used to be now and he's still like You're like, this

46:34

is a big fucking dude. That's why his motherfucker's

46:36

got CTV. That guy fucking

46:39

running to you full speed shit.

46:45

But Yo, I saw the o J ship.

46:47

Yo. Fine, we're giving applause,

46:52

yo, people

46:54

versus o J. I loved it me too.

46:57

I didn't want it to end me to give

47:01

I'm gonna tell you what, right, my prediction Sarah

47:03

Paulson, She's winning. Ammy. Sarah

47:06

Paulson has about it about it?

47:08

Break it down? Why why do you think she's so about it about

47:11

it? Now? I'm not I'm

47:13

a fan, break it down. Here's

47:16

my break I'm not like Mr Chauncey

47:18

Billups like I'm missing here. It

47:20

is as a fan, and they

47:23

know that. I don't really watch TV

47:25

too much, right the fans, no fans and know that.

47:28

But you know, great

47:31

acting when you see it, and what

47:33

are you seeing in her performance like that?

47:35

You're so um impressed by just

47:38

the fact that she's basically mirroring

47:42

Marcia Clark, right, but not like

47:44

in a way she got her own things right.

47:47

You know what I'm saying. She made it, she made it totally

47:49

real, like Jamie Fox was

47:52

doing rich Little Ship with uh Ray

47:54

Charles Paulson.

47:57

Now, I hear what you're saying. I see. I don't

48:00

totally agree with what you're saying. But because it's

48:02

a music a musician, and Ray

48:04

Charles is so iconic, the way

48:06

he looks, the way he played the piano, there's

48:08

so many sort of iconic things. So

48:11

I gotta defend

48:13

Fox because he's a yo like

48:15

Fox. No, I know, I know what you say, but but

48:18

Barsha Clark, as much as we sort of know, she's

48:21

not her, she doesn't have iconic movements

48:23

the way Ray does exactly. It'd be like

48:25

if you playing Jimmy Hendrix, like you're gonna be like the

48:27

hair. You gotta do what he does because

48:30

it's a musician that's tougher. So go ahead and

48:32

go ahead. But just and Courtney be vance

48:34

and you know he's killed it. That's

48:37

some. See, that's the shift I like about acting,

48:39

the craft that I should wear. I'm sitting in

48:42

my crib and I'm looking at these motherfucker's

48:44

like this ship is actually

48:47

happening now. They make it

48:49

so real. That's the talent. It's

48:51

true. It's true though those guys, I

48:53

mean, everybody did really good, but they were my

48:56

favorite. Um. I think Cuba

48:58

was really really good. Hell you, I think

49:00

that. I think they were all good. A Swimmer,

49:03

I think eff Lee Bailey, the guy, the actor

49:07

Lane, he was Dope Travolta, Yeah,

49:10

man, yo, it was. It was really good. And

49:12

Homeboy who played Darden, that

49:15

fucking guy. I think he's gonna win the Emmy Best

49:17

Supporting Actor. He was

49:20

great. You see. That's That's what I'm talking

49:22

about. Many Yeah, I'm

49:24

putting that skill on display

49:26

that makes you understand, yo,

49:29

what they're doing. It's difficult,

49:32

but they make it look like the

49:34

cameras are eavesdropping. Good

49:37

ship, good ship. Yeah, I agree

49:40

with what you're saying. I like what you're saying, and

49:43

I can't agree more. I thought it was I thought it was

49:45

fun. I want to say. You can see it. You can see the I

49:48

wanted this ship to keep going. I

49:50

like how old j is getting shunned. They keep

49:53

going with next year. How he's getting fucking

49:55

shunned. Oh they should do like afterwards.

49:58

Yeah, because he thought ship

50:00

was all gravy area,

50:04

give me your fifteen tables, right, motherfucker's

50:06

told him, Oh, we ain't

50:09

no tables right, We don't funk with you,

50:12

period. All the motherfucker's

50:14

he was sucking with Karma. He

50:18

he that killed card Robert

50:20

because Robert was like, Yo, this, this motherfucker

50:24

fucked Robert. David Timmer as good

50:26

as Kardash. He fucked. He fucked

50:29

Robert Kardashi and up and and and

50:31

I mean that in most respectful like,

50:33

yo, that dude died I'm sure

50:35

because of the stress that had that that case,

50:38

your friend like you think this he you think this is

50:40

a real cat, he would never do

50:42

that, right, But then it

50:44

comes out you like, Yo, all the evidence is

50:46

pointing to you, motherfucker right,

50:49

and OJ's like, come on, man flipping

50:52

on him and ship the

50:54

whole ship. Yo.

50:58

I heard at the world famous Apollo

51:02

they had just uh Fife

51:04

memorial and the hip hop entirety,

51:07

the family was was there, Yo,

51:11

the scope of hip hop because Fife was

51:13

such a beloved an important figure

51:16

in this art form. So it's like one of the

51:18

family members passed. It was That's exactly

51:20

what it felt like. So you get everybody,

51:23

that's exactly what it felt like. He's

51:26

respected like that. And and first his family

51:29

we're talking about. There was a beautiful

51:32

uh memorial event, so

51:36

emotional, so genuine

51:39

um and just so much love and

51:41

respect and and and positivity.

51:43

It was very nice at

51:45

the Apollo for Fife, dog and and

51:48

and everybody was there. You know, they reported

51:51

everybody they reported was there and more like

51:53

all those names like they had in the paper,

51:55

Lauren Hill and Andre three thousand and

51:57

all his family and friends and

52:01

good people, nice people and and people.

52:04

You know, it was it

52:07

was. It was a nice night and it was fans

52:10

had t shirts on and it was packed

52:12

him. It was, it was special.

52:15

It was fit for a king. Whol

52:18

J was there he

52:20

you know, ll Gorgias. I funk with lll

52:23

J Man James because

52:25

when you think about, like, you know, and one of the beautiful

52:27

things that I was thinking about, why there was so many old quote

52:30

unquote old school hat

52:33

saying that they gotta come up old school. It's the true

52:35

school, It's the original, the best school.

52:38

There was so many, so many originators

52:41

there because Tribe as

52:44

a group and Fife as an m C they

52:46

took what dudes did before them, pushed

52:49

it forward, progressed it and

52:51

and that's why they get respect from Grand

52:53

Mass to Flash Caress One and

52:55

there's other dudes that are are way more

52:58

successful than Tribe

53:00

that will never get that treatment because

53:04

because what they did musically was so of

53:07

the essence of it and took it forward.

53:09

It was like like like yo, we're

53:12

giving you the baton, and they were like boom, and they were

53:14

like yo, we're here. And it's not just them that

53:16

whole that whole Native tongues collective was

53:18

they're skilled in the trade of that

53:20

old boom bap m and

53:24

and it was it was nice and and and D'Angelo

53:27

performed with the roots

53:29

backing them up. But but it was tribute.

53:31

It was it. This wasn't it was a celebration

53:34

because it became a celebration,

53:36

but it was. It was. It was very

53:39

Uh, it had a religious aspect to

53:41

it because his family. The family was

53:43

first and foremost. It was.

53:45

It was really nice, man. I was so. I

53:49

was proud and moved to

53:52

to have anything to do with anything

53:54

to do with this guy. He was a good, sweet

53:56

dude. I also heard it

53:59

was some controversy. See and when they say controversy,

54:01

I call that suckers

54:03

ship. What I heard

54:06

this motherfucker that we we

54:09

we clowned periodically on the uh the

54:12

podcast. Kanye West came up there

54:14

and was uttering some curses

54:16

and uh, there was something that Peter

54:18

Rosenbergh who

54:21

said some very sweet, genuine,

54:24

heartfelt things and introduced

54:27

a clip from ESPN, and

54:29

he he was, you know, talked

54:31

about seeing them. He's younger than us, so he's

54:34

different. So but he he saw them as a kid performed

54:36

and he brought a hat and he's a fan, and

54:39

he made a comment about them being uh

54:42

in the same the same world,

54:44

the same reference. I made the same comment that then

54:46

being like similar to led Zeppelin, like the

54:48

led Zeppelin of hip hop. No

54:51

one thought twice about it in any negative

54:53

kind of way. But what what got what

54:56

what what what was bugged out was when Kanye

54:58

went up there, he SENTI

55:00

through Peter Rosenberg under the under the

55:03

bus and that turned into like a whole like little

55:05

controversy because he said, when I'm

55:07

up here, I don't want to hear nothing about led

55:09

Zeppelin. He was basically saying that like Tribe

55:12

is black music, and black music was he

55:14

said all these things out of context of that,

55:16

like black music was stolen. And he

55:20

sort of SENTI through this dude, Barry Weiss,

55:22

who was Tribe Call re Quest and Sony

55:24

executive under the bus

55:26

too, and it was it didn't need to

55:29

happen. It wasn't the place to

55:31

say to say anything negative. The

55:33

place was. It was only the place to say only

55:35

positive things about about

55:38

five It's crazy, you know one

55:40

thing about that that that I didn't know that the memorial

55:44

the service was live

55:46

broadcast on Revolt TV and

55:49

and and you know, you never would have thought

55:52

it's it was I was. I think it was

55:55

kind of beautiful because it showed how important he

55:57

was, Like, like, at

56:00

it was cool that you did because first it's like why would they

56:02

do it? And then I was like, he's that important,

56:04

like you know, like if

56:07

somebody from a great band or like like he's

56:09

a beloved he has fans across

56:11

the world. So I'm like, I'm glad they did it. But

56:15

one of the other things that um Kanye

56:19

had said was this dude, Barry Weiss,

56:21

who's actually in Beat Trimes in Life, the travels

56:23

of a tribal coal Quest. He was like, they're

56:26

a and R guy or he signed

56:28

them to the record not a and R guy. He signed

56:30

them to He was the head of the record labor Jib

56:32

signed Too Short, which

56:36

was a great scene for Beat Trimes in Life that got

56:38

cut out, but

56:41

they you know, he's an important

56:43

part of tribe and like, you know, he was there, and I'm

56:45

sure they had, you know, back and forth because he's like industry

56:48

ruled number four thousand and eighty. Record company

56:50

people are shady. I'm sure Barry

56:52

Weiss inspired the funk out of

56:55

that line. But he also did a lot for them,

56:57

So he was in the audience

56:59

and I know that, you know, he's

57:01

a part of the tribe, you know, like he he he

57:04

helped, he helped develop

57:06

and push that

57:09

brand, that group to become

57:11

what they became. So

57:14

he had said what was his what

57:17

was his? Uh? Should he was talking

57:19

about up on stage? Man like he

57:21

said she said something about

57:23

he said, you know, Peter Rosenberg

57:25

said him aout Zeppelin and you

57:27

know, but I don't want to hear nothing about Zepplin

57:29

mentioned at Fif's funeral. And

57:32

then the other thing, he said, a hundred years from

57:34

now, we're gonna all be with

57:37

Fife. You know, he was saying beautiful things and

57:39

then he said, you know, and this country

57:41

was built off for back Barry Weiss

57:43

no, like he was like, but

57:45

I'm like injected him into his bullshit

57:49

Barry Waitress as soon as he heard his name.

57:51

Should have been like, what right,

57:55

just just echoing

57:58

throughout the apology, right, ere a few if

58:00

you need, and then he should

58:02

and then and then when he was walking out, he should have walked

58:04

over to him, like what were you saying? You

58:07

see, this is how you have to deal with the motherfucker like

58:09

that if you're gonna call you out in public

58:12

like that. But when it's you're you're justified

58:14

and meeting his ass in the lobby. It

58:17

was so surprising too. I think a lot of people

58:20

that no one even said nothing because it was like it

58:23

would have just made things worse. But he

58:26

was there. He said a lot of good, loving, important

58:29

things, and he said a lot of things that were inappropriate,

58:32

and that's when you should get checked. But

58:36

you this is for five it

58:39

is. This ain't about slavery, right,

58:41

And they record company took

58:45

motherfunk, of course everybody know that. But

58:47

this is about fight. You

58:51

come up here he's doing like his soapbox. Yeah

58:54

I'm missing that. All it needs,

58:56

all he needs is to be checked.

59:00

And everybody seems to be scared

59:03

of this midget. And

59:09

I was right there in the front row. I

59:11

saw. I was there the whole night. It was a beautiful night.

59:14

Um cool j man

59:18

like native tongues. It

59:21

was just but not the people

59:23

who came, because it was it was the things that

59:25

people said, like his family, his

59:28

cousins, friends, his

59:31

friends, queens and queens

59:34

beloved dude. It was it was. It was a very

59:37

emotional. It

59:39

was it was a kind of send off you would only imagine

59:42

that you could hope for you.

59:45

You were like, Yo, I would be if

59:47

I could have a quarter of this when I when I go, I

59:50

would be cool. So it

59:53

was very very emotional, very sweet, very uplifting

59:55

and very positive. And and I was happy,

59:57

uh that that he got that the

1:00:00

fans came. And I love seeing the fans and the five

1:00:02

T shirts and the tribe. They were up there like they

1:00:05

were there the whole night. So

1:00:08

shout out to all of them and everybody that that came,

1:00:11

you know, to the hip hop family, the whole hip

1:00:13

hop family. It's it's it's it's an honor to

1:00:15

like have any sort of foot in the door because

1:00:17

I'm such a fucking fan. You're

1:00:20

part of that family now because you created that

1:00:22

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1:00:25

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we're live and direct here, like we're

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1:01:57

know, uh, you know what what

1:01:59

do you want and what's what's really good? Uh?

1:02:02

Greg Hardy, Yo, get him out

1:02:04

of here. We need uh, I

1:02:06

mean, let me let me his

1:02:08

handlers. His handlers

1:02:11

are they suck? Keep

1:02:13

a close eye away from any

1:02:16

camera. Right. He can't

1:02:18

articulate his feelings, right,

1:02:21

Obviously he doesn't. He doesn't

1:02:23

understand, right, he

1:02:25

doesn't get it. So you

1:02:28

got hit, Jerry Jones. Don't let this motherfucker

1:02:30

go in front of the camera. Jerry Jones, we know you want

1:02:32

to keep him as as is understanding

1:02:35

like morally we we I

1:02:37

assume you probably don't want to keep him. But

1:02:39

he's too much of a fucking wild

1:02:42

goon out on the field to cut him. But

1:02:45

while you have him as a

1:02:47

player on your team, lock

1:02:50

ship down the

1:02:52

owner. Here's here's my thing, right, the

1:02:55

owner gotta be the owner.

1:02:57

Right. You can't be in

1:03:00

some office and delegating

1:03:02

ship. Yo. You handle that when the owner,

1:03:05

the man who has the gold makes

1:03:07

the rules. So if the

1:03:09

owner come in the locker room and this motherfucker's

1:03:12

on some suckers ship right? Who to the players?

1:03:15

And I'm the older and I'm paying this guy.

1:03:18

What kind of optic would it be if you owner

1:03:20

came down and undressed this motherfucker

1:03:23

right in front of the whole team. What

1:03:26

do you mean physically? No, not nothing, just

1:03:28

talking to him, like, Yo, all that

1:03:30

ship you're doing, beating up chicks and all that

1:03:33

I'm paying you, and the

1:03:35

contract is about to be avoided, I'm

1:03:37

gonna cut your fu in front of all

1:03:39

these motherfuckers. Right, I'm the owner,

1:03:42

right, this ain't my only business,

1:03:45

dude, Right, this ship

1:03:47

don't even make money for me? Right? This

1:03:50

is a side gig. It's a hobby. And how

1:03:52

much are we paying you? Five million

1:03:54

per year? Where the funk you think

1:03:56

you could get that out on this economy?

1:03:59

Right? And you are here and making it rain

1:04:01

in the club? I

1:04:03

got a billion dollars. I ain't never been in no strip

1:04:06

clubs? What the

1:04:08

fund is you doing? Your

1:04:11

chain is a fucking look? Can I use

1:04:13

that as a fucking doorstop? You?

1:04:16

Fuck you? We got a financial fucking

1:04:18

team. You don't even go in there. I

1:04:21

pay you. You want to check you're gonna get today's

1:04:24

three hundred thousand dollars for

1:04:27

a week. You

1:04:30

don't even go in the office and deal with

1:04:32

fucking Barry Weiss with we

1:04:37

do We We set up Ship Seymour

1:04:39

Greenberg Steam. We set up

1:04:42

they got that fucking the jolliest bagel

1:04:44

face fuck lawyer team you'll ever and some

1:04:46

and some cowboy hat wearing Texans.

1:04:50

We set up ship so you can be straight

1:04:52

at the end of the at the end of your career. Right,

1:04:56

you skip that meeting, Okay, we

1:04:59

we bring it up again. You're like, yeah, I'll be there

1:05:01

tuesday. Oh I I my

1:05:04

my ankle wasn't feeling good. I missed that meeting

1:05:07

and we get blamed for your bankruptcy because

1:05:10

you're an asshole. So the

1:05:12

owners need to take more stock. But

1:05:15

this is their ship. This is like their little fucking

1:05:18

part time job. You

1:05:22

know. We're coming up with the True Romance live

1:05:25

addition next week.

1:05:27

We're dropping that. If you

1:05:29

weren't at the live event, you

1:05:32

know you could hear it all True Romance everything.

1:05:34

It's not even just about true romance. We talk about I

1:05:37

don't even know what we. I know I was we we we

1:05:39

had a good time. I know I publicly admitted

1:05:41

that I have no interest in ever

1:05:43

seeing my friend Toby Morris

1:05:46

or any hardcore punk rock band

1:05:48

again. And I respect the culture. I'm

1:05:51

not going out this. I don't like the music. I

1:05:54

do not like the music. I know bad Brains,

1:05:56

I know band called Death,

1:05:58

I know sick of it all. And don't you like about

1:06:00

this? It's too it's

1:06:03

too much, too loud, too loud.

1:06:06

I'm too old. I don't leave the house.

1:06:10

And if I go out to hear music I wanted, I

1:06:12

wanted to be the kind of music that I wanted to I

1:06:14

want it to be. And I funk

1:06:16

with these dudes, Rand

1:06:18

said, I funk with all like I don't. But it's

1:06:20

just the music in general. I

1:06:23

can't work with it. But Toby

1:06:25

Morris is my dude. That's

1:06:27

separate, and a lot of

1:06:29

these dudes are my dudes. The whole age too open.

1:06:32

Those are my dudes, but they understand everybody.

1:06:36

I don't expect all my friends to listen to this fucking

1:06:38

podcast. Do you think, I say,

1:06:41

Mom, did you listen to episode seven?

1:06:44

She rocks it? But I'm not gonna be like expect everybody

1:06:47

to listen to it, especially people

1:06:49

that that that that have to hear. Imagine having to hear

1:06:51

me in real life and then do this ship. Motherfucker's

1:06:54

don't want to listen to it. I got friends Jason

1:06:57

Berg, my man, he don't

1:06:59

want to listen to this ship. Sal they don't, they

1:07:01

don't. They they can take it. They can take it in short

1:07:03

increments. You're

1:07:06

a special breed, Moody. You're

1:07:09

able to deal with me, you know, in

1:07:12

large chunks. But you're easy going. Yeah.

1:07:14

I don't give a ship man. Yeah, I appreciate

1:07:16

that too. Give me my fucking grill.

1:07:18

I put a ribi on it and just chill on out.

1:07:22

Um, I don't

1:07:24

know. I can't call it black thought.

1:07:26

Black thought at the Fife

1:07:29

memorial was great.

1:07:32

He Ryan Angela wind Bush. I'm just

1:07:35

she's saying angel and

1:07:37

she's saying the hell out and the Apollo

1:07:39

Theater for five they were friends, Angela.

1:07:44

You know. One of the good things about that

1:07:46

that that that I remember to bring up

1:07:48

Fife dog. This is something about his personality.

1:07:51

He always kept platonic

1:07:54

girlfriends. He would be like, YO,

1:07:57

meet so, and so that's my friends. She's my best friend.

1:07:59

You you never messed with. Now we've just been best friends

1:08:01

for twenty some years, but a lot of

1:08:04

them. And I always admired that

1:08:06

about him as a person. It's it says a lot about

1:08:08

who he is as a person, because you know, like

1:08:10

the Five Door Characters is you know, I like complaying

1:08:12

on Yellow Puerto Ricanation and like Tanya

1:08:14

Tamika. Then he he

1:08:17

was. He had a lot of platonic girlfriends

1:08:20

and they were all there, and his

1:08:22

wife knew about like not no shady ship. Like I

1:08:24

was always like, this is a I respect that

1:08:26

about him, right, good

1:08:29

good dude. So so Angela Winbush

1:08:31

saying Angel killed it. Of course,

1:08:33

this is this is a professional singer, man, Kelly

1:08:36

Price, professional Kelly Prices

1:08:38

a motherfucker? Did I tell you? Dinkins was there?

1:08:42

Mayor He came out and

1:08:44

he said beautiful things about Fife

1:08:46

and he talked about like that song and that lyric

1:08:49

and that time and not being that familiar with hip

1:08:51

hop, and he was proud that that song

1:08:54

had his name. Like these guys a class, like

1:08:56

we said, and everybody who came

1:08:58

and showed up all glass it was it was,

1:09:01

it was. It was nothing but class in that whole building.

1:09:04

And you understand, like that's what hip

1:09:06

hop is. About It's not about this vulgarity,

1:09:09

bullshit, all kind of stupid

1:09:11

ship. That's what it is. It

1:09:13

morphed into what we what we are now.

1:09:15

Good point, good point. That's why

1:09:17

you get the love from the pioneers, right

1:09:20

because they they wouldn't be there

1:09:23

if they gave these motherfucker's

1:09:25

the baton, right, and they took it, and they

1:09:27

took it and progressed it. Yep. And

1:09:30

then and then another cats took it too, right

1:09:32

to where the world, the

1:09:34

whole entire world. It's

1:09:36

all over the world. It started

1:09:38

from these cats of the Bronx Boom gave it to

1:09:40

y'all, and then it went all over the world. So,

1:09:43

y'all, Grandmaster Flash was there, That's

1:09:45

what I'm saying now. Who

1:09:48

hert was there? He

1:09:50

invented the ship. Yeah, it was,

1:09:52

it was, it was. It was a beautiful, beautiful.

1:09:55

I'm beautiful in that I brought it up again just

1:09:57

because I remembered it was. It

1:10:00

was really cool. Man. Um.

1:10:04

You know, I'm trying to figure out what movie we

1:10:06

should screen next. I

1:10:09

don't not one of my movies. I'm trying to think. I

1:10:11

want, I want, I want. The listeners of the Iron Reports

1:10:13

stereo podcast. We did,

1:10:15

we had a great spring. The Shining

1:10:17

would be but that's that's that's a

1:10:19

good idea. What about some

1:10:21

comedy ship I

1:10:24

don't know. I'm trying to think stripes.

1:10:27

What about a Richard pryor concert film like

1:10:29

here and Now or some ship like that that or

1:10:32

I don't know. I'm trying to think. So some

1:10:36

some classic comedy. But I want to hear from

1:10:38

the fans. It could be something like Shining would

1:10:40

be dood good, good Fellas, um,

1:10:43

Saturday Night Fever. There's

1:10:46

you know, airplane. Airplane

1:10:49

would be funny. Airplane would

1:10:51

be funny. And if if if if

1:10:54

they're smoking that dick ritchie. Yeah,

1:10:57

and that funny airplane. That

1:11:00

could be the name of a strainer, austraina weave that

1:11:02

funny airplane. Alright,

1:11:05

so chime in on that. It's the Iron Reports

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