Intelligence Check

As our adventurers continue their quest to save Tor's daughter from the clutches of the vampire Baron Von Uberdorf, you just have to admire the artistry with which he has created this gauntlet of creepiness. Clearly he has a passion for dungeon design! First the hedge maze to even get to his manor was just crawling with undead encounters. Then he had that giant collection of treasure guarded by a freaking mummy. And now this mausoleum, where every turn leads to another twisted terror. Each new room is basically an 80's metal band album cover. Hopefully Rath is taking notes for his Dungeon business, because he's getting one heck of a free lesson here.  Wasn't the Baron trying to take over the world? Something about traveling around and starting vampire outbreaks? Sure, he's probably immortal, but who has the time for opening global vampire franchises and so much dungeon planning? It makes you question what you do with your time if he can pull all this off. He's got plots and schemes, a giant house complete with hell hounds, a healthy social life, and dudes with heads that pop off when they become awful bat creatures. And here we are just playing Dungeons & Dragons. Are you enjoying the show? Please help us grow and tell someone about it! Join the party members and other listeners on Discord discord.gg/H3fhhA7 , Reddit www.reddit.com/r/IntelligenceCheck/ , and Facebook www.facebook.com/intelligencecheck . Email us at intelligencecheckpodcast@gmail.com Want to help support us? First off, you're wonderful if so! Merchandise is available at tee.pub/lic/18PfY6FQeuc and you can contribute to equipment and hosting costs at https://ko-fi.com/intelligencecheck ! Theme song by Jet 'n' Joby Logo designed by Ed Rempfer

Looking for a fun get away with your adventuring friends? Journey through your local shuffling horde of zombies to a mausoleum today! Don't know where to find your closest oddly large underground burial chamber? Just free the spirit of a ghost held in butler servitude for directions! Once there, please don't wake the guard, he's very sleepy after a long day of doing horrible, horrible things. Just step gingerly around the piles of body parts. But watch your step! You haven't signed a waiver, and the floors are slippery. As you venture further, be sure to say "hi" to our attentive heads of staff. They just want to show you how much we love having you here. Hey listeners, please do us a huge favor and rate Intelligence Check at www.podchaser.com/podcasts/intelligence-check-526600 ! Every rating and review is a big help in getting more exposure for the show and is greatly appreciated! Are you enjoying the show? Please help us grow and tell someone about it! Join the party members and other listeners on Discord discord.gg/H3fhhA7 , Reddit www.reddit.com/r/IntelligenceCheck/ , and Facebook www.facebook.com/intelligencecheck . Email us at intelligencecheckpodcast@gmail.com Merchandise available at tee.pub/lic/18PfY6FQeuc Theme song by Jet 'n' Joby Logo designed by Ed Rempfer

Time is running out to save Tor's daughter. Having barely pried Kort out of the siren's magical grasp, the team has approached the ghostly Butler Rempfer, desperate for any assistance they can get. It turns out he is willing to help the team locate the baron, and even point them to a powerful weapon to help defeat him. But the Butler has one condition, they return his heart to his body so that he can be free to rest in peace. He's probably sick of cleaning bathrooms. If Blag is any indication, shifters like the Houndmaster eat some gross stuff. So it's off to find a heart! Having recently visited the lab of the mad scientist Von Leachtenstein, our adventurers think they have a good idea where to start their search! Deciding to make the most of their limited time, our adventures split up, once again violating that super basic D&D rule. Rath heads off to complete the Butler's mission, while the others go to finally raid the treasury. And that's the part where things really just all go to hell. Will the team find what they need to defeat the sinister baron? Will their lust for magical items get them in to yet another ridiculous situation? Why does Kort keep looking down his pants? And will someone please see if that crying baby is okay? They probably just want their mummy! Have you seen our merchandise featuring designs from friend of the show kevvart? Check out all the awesome apparel, stickers and so much more at tee.pub/lic/18PfY6FQeuc . And be sure to check out more of his work on instagram @kevvart! Are you enjoying the show? Please help us grow and tell someone about it! Join the party members and other listeners on Discord discord.gg/H3fhhA7 , Reddit www.reddit.com/r/IntelligenceCheck/ , and Facebook www.facebook.com/intelligencecheck. Email us at intelligencecheckpodcast@gmail.com Merchandise available at tee.pub/lic/18PfY6FQeuc Theme song by Jet 'n' Joby Logo designed by Ed Rempfer