Chelsea examines the worst director of all times in Ed Wood (1994). Tianna defends SJP’s "horseface" and Christy questions her feelings about Johnny Depp.

Shhhh! It's a Secret Deathmatch in Hong Kong! [EP21 - Bloodsport]

Jan 4th, 2022 58m 5s

We’re back with Episode 21 and 1988’s Bloodsport. Tianna guides us through the “super-secret” world of martial arts fighting that everyone knows about. Chelsea is concerned about the workers' rights of international journalists. Christy confess

Writers Gotta Write... and Sometimes Commit Forgery [EP20 - Can You Ever Forgive Me]

Sep 21st, 2021 50m 12s

It’s episode 20! Christy and her spreadsheet magic guides us through the “underbelly” of New York’s literary world in the 2018 film Can You Ever Forgive Me? Tianna shares a bad cat-sitting story and Chelsea is feeling the malarky. They all stru

Don't Drink the Water. Or Do... You've Been Warned! [EP19 - Erin Brockovich]

Aug 18th, 2021 59m 31s

Chelsea guides us through Erin Brockovich (2000). Tianna wants to open a theme park, Christy may have a thing for the bug guy from Bones, and Chelsea passionately defends Spice World. The cohosts wonder if they'll even need TP for this week's e

When A Good Skater "Allegedly" Hires A Bad Hitman [EP018 - Tonya & Nancy: The Inside Story]

Jul 23rd, 2021 58m 53s

It’s the end of ‘Heart’ Month as Tianna guides us through the 1994 made-for-tv movie Tonya & Nancy: The Inside Story. Christy has questions that Tianna can’t answer but Tianna does have bonus facts for another movie. Chelsea reveals why her ice

Liar Liar + Catch Me If You Can + Brokeback Mountain [EP017 - I Love You Phillip Morris]

Jul 8th, 2021 57m 50s

The spreadsheets are back as Christy guides us through the 2009 comedy I Love You, Phillip Morris. Tianna ponders how inmates can get perfectly frosted tips, while Chelsea’s Baby Brain questions if prison even cares. Christy hustles for crusty

I Convinced A Fuckboi to Kill My Parents and All I Got was this Lifetime Movie [EP016 - Twisted Desire]

Jun 3rd, 2021 57m 44s

Episode 16 begins our “Heart Month” theme as Chelsea guides us through the 1996 film Twisted Desire. Chelsea refuses to recognize Melissa Joan Hart’s character name, Christy reminisces over 90s midriff fashion from the Limited and The Wet Seal,

Like a Dumbass Moth to An Extraterrestrial Flame [EP15 - Fire In The Sky]

May 25th, 2021 59m 49s

It’s Episode 15! Tianna guides us through our final “festive” film, 1993’s Fire in the Sky. Christy reveals top secret UFO information, Chelsea suffers through her worst nightmare, and they all discover where The Wachowskis might have gotten th

Thrill Rides & Big Slides - Fatalities Not Included! (EP014 - Action Point)

Apr 30th, 2021 58m 4s

Christy gets us ready for the summer as she guides us through the 2018 film Action Point based on the real amusement park of terrors Action Park. Tianna shares the origin of her love of theme parks, Chelsea drops some truth about the modem and

Is There a Lemon Law for Adopted Kids? Asking for a Friend. (EP013 - Orphan)

Mar 16th, 2021 58m 15s

Episode 13 is a gender reveal party as Chelsea guides us through the 2009 film Orphan! Christy and Tianna compare battle wounds when discussing the legitimacy of broken bones in the film. And everyone agrees having sex in the kitchen of a 40-ro

Thought & Prayers for the Women of Fox "News" (EP012 - Bombshell)

Feb 27th, 2021 59m 15s

Tianna drowns in her color-coded notes as she guides us through the world of Fox News with the 2019 film Bombshell. Chelsea makes up excuses for the screaming children in her background. And Christy calls bullshit on the ‘hot Murdochs’ while re

Florida, Florida, Florida! This Election is So Unfair! [EP011 - Recount]

Jan 30th, 2021 56m 57s

It’s Episode 11! Had enough of elections? Neither have we! Christy guides us through the 2008 film Recount while giving us an oral history of Ted Mosby’s Hanging Chad costume. Chelsea attempts a Bostonian accent and Tianna struggles with the le

Woodward & Bernstein & Deepthroat... Oh My! [EP010 - All The President's Men]

Jan 19th, 2021 49m 35s

We’re back for episode ten with Chelsea guiding us through ‘All the President’s Men’!Tianna confesses she will rat out any of her bosses to the Washington Post while Christy worries about wiretapping in the bathroom. Chelsea can’t get over the

JUST LISTED: Charming 4 BR/2 BATH with Bonus Room/Crematorium [EP009 - A Haunting in Connecticut]

Dec 8th, 2020 58m 11s

It’s payback time as Tianna leads us through Southington, Connecticut and ‘The Haunting in Connecticut’. Christy clutches her safety pillow as Chelsea passionately denounces ectoplasm. There’s a dispute over ‘eye jerky’ vs ‘eye leather’. And on

I'd Like a #5 With a Side of Blind Allegiance to Authority [EP008 - Compliance]

Dec 2nd, 2020 45m 23s

We’re back as Christy takes us to Mount Washington, Kentucky. She manages to terrify horror buffs, Chelsea and Tianna, as she guides us through the world of fast food in the 2012 movie Compliance. Chelsea shares her own prank call experience an

Dumb Suburban Family... The Other White Meat [EP007 - The Hills Have Eyes]

Oct 28th, 2020 55m 46s

The Zoom has EYES! Chelsea takes us on a terrifying road trip after a few well-intentioned detours. Tianna questions if Beanie Babies prefer animal-based protein. Christy has her trusty comfort pillow in case the 70s horror gets too terrifying

The Totally Not Whitewashed Story of the Original Boys in the Hood (EP006 - Straight out of Compton)

Oct 15th, 2020 1h 11m

Join us on episode 6 in our most musical podcast yet! Tianna guides us through late 1980s Los Angeles as we learn about the origins of west coast rap group NWA. Christy karaoke’s ‘I Love LA’. The girls break up and get back together after Chel

Three Amazing Women. One Feel Good Film about Racism (EP005 - Hidden Figures)

Oct 2nd, 2020 1h 12m

Welcome to Episode 5, where Christy gives us the backstory of human computers and shows off her fancy spreadsheet skills. Chelsea struggles between white savior-y and white savory tropes while dining on gas station chips and guacamole. Tianna q

Wrestling for God is One Helluva Duty! (EP004 - Nacho Libre)

Sep 22nd, 2020 45m 1s

Chelsea returns as our tour guide leading us through the wild world of Nacho Libre. Christy does a spot-on impersonation of Macho Man Randy Savage and Tianna refuses to play it safe with the poop-o-meter - Plus there’s a lot of “duty”.

When Good People Hire Bad Hitmen (EP003 - TPTAOTATCMM)

Sep 16th, 2020 34m 7s

In Episode 3, Tianna whisks us away to early 90’s Channelview, Texas at the dawn on True Crime TV, and reveals her unrealized dreams of becoming a cheerleader. Christy draws on her insider knowledge from briefly living in Texas and Chelsea expl

It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses A [SPOILER] (EP002 - Tag)

Sep 9th, 2020 33m 52s

In episode 2 Christy gives us the lowdown on the 30-year backstory of the film TAG, while Chelsea ponders the ethics of the game during major life events and Tianna struggles to understand the poop-o-meter.

It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses A [SPOILER] (EP002 - Tag)

Sep 2nd, 2020 33m 52s

Welcome to Point Pleasant. Home of the Mothman! (EP001 - Mothman Prophecies)

Aug 31st, 2020 41m 42s

Welcome to It’s a True Story…maybe! In our very first episode, Chelsea guides us through mid-90’s Point Pleasant, WV to determine if the film ‘The Mothman Prophecies’ has enough truth in it to survive the poop-o-meter or if it’s complete bull.