What can the sordid love story of a Twinky street urchin, Graham, and the Duke(? Count? Lord? Knight? Point is there's some inbreeding) who's hired him, Sir Richard Allinson, to tutor his anemic Victorian orphans tell us about ourselves? Very little, surprisingly. Especially when they're all found in Bonnie Dee's The Tutor. Set in a run-down country estate in one of the most downtrodden parts of 19th century England, listen along as your hosts discuss the merits of bleaching your hair and moving away from your problems with nothing but a fake resume and scabies. Can Graham and Richard overcome the Manor's haunted past to break the curse, save the boys, and live happily ever after? Or will the relationship sour, forcing Graham to shave his head and try ANOTHER town? 

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