0:06

Can you believe last podcast on the

0:09

left is going back on

0:11

tour. The road

0:13

leads to here. JK

0:16

Ultra. It's coming to

0:18

these North American cities. We

0:21

got Denver, May 16,

0:23

Seattle, June 8, Washington,

0:26

D.C., July 13, Chicago, Illinois, September

0:30

14, October 16. We

0:32

got Boston, Massachusetts, November 2nd right

0:34

here in Los Angeles, California. And

0:36

then on December 7th, we're going

0:38

home to Brooklyn. First show

0:41

at the King's theater. It's

0:43

time for you to laugh

0:45

again and open your fucking eyes.

0:48

Yeah. At the same time. There's

0:59

no place to escape to. This is

1:01

the last stop on the left. That's

1:07

when the cannibalism started. What

1:09

was that? Okay.

1:18

You want to start? Yeah. I'm

1:20

ready. Are you ready to start? I've

1:22

been ready. I'm

1:25

already annoyed. All

1:28

right, Eddie. First of all, first lesson

1:30

today, you know, I'd like you to do. So

1:33

this is my middle finger. Okay. Right now.

1:35

I'm telling you to fuck. Go fuck yourself.

1:37

Okay. It might look like it. Okay. But

1:39

I'm not right. That's that's the

1:41

David Ike way

1:44

to live, right? I

1:47

want you to feel my middle

1:49

finger. Touch it. I

1:51

feel how is that feel? Solid? Soft. Yeah.

1:53

But also but solid. Has it done a

1:55

hard day? It's a little mushy, but feel

1:57

it. I feel it. like

2:00

it's here in this room with you. It is in the room

2:02

but it's not hard like a penis is hard. You're wrong. Very

2:06

hard. It's not hard as my penis

2:08

gets. That's it? Well I also feel

2:10

wrong because we're

2:12

not solid. We are perceivers.

2:14

We are mushy. We are awareness. Yeah I

2:16

know we're mushy. We are not objects. We

2:19

have no solidity. We

2:21

are boundless. We forget this and

2:23

thus we entrap the totality of

2:25

ourselves in a vicious

2:28

circle from which we rarely emerge

2:30

in our lifetime. Okay.

2:33

Don Mattingly. Welcome

2:37

to the last podcast on the left

2:39

ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks.

2:41

Here with the sports references Henry Zabrowski. You

2:44

know we are. This is a lot built

2:46

up to the series. This is big. This

2:48

is a lot for me. Yeah. It

2:50

brings to the table. Look at what I

2:53

have in my hands. Yeah. He has books.

2:55

He has so many books in his hands.

2:57

Of course Ed Larson is here with us

2:59

as well. And the books that Henry has

3:01

in his hands are of course authored by

3:04

the one and only David Ike the

3:06

mastermind behind the reptilian conspiracy. More

3:08

like David Yikes. Having fun today

3:11

already. Wow. And you say you're

3:13

ready huh. Yeah. You've been keeping

3:16

that in your pocket for what

3:18

14 years. Yeah. I thought

3:20

that if I went to Rikers Island on the bus

3:22

like the worst thing you could do is like as

3:25

you're pulling up. He's like looks like we're

3:27

all headed to Yikers Island. All right. I'm going to

3:29

go sit in the back of the

3:35

bathroom so I can smell

3:37

the shit. David Ike is

3:40

a troubling

3:42

subject. And

3:44

the fact that today I have

3:47

consumed up to now

3:49

up to today I'm not exaggerating

3:51

20 hours of David Ike material.

3:54

Right to a solid just watching it. Just

3:56

watching with my eyeballs. And I am getting.

4:00

Stupid. Yeah, yeah, you like it though.

4:02

No, I'm past that now.

4:04

Yeah, I was like he likes the

4:06

surface level He likes the idea of

4:08

it But I want but actually getting

4:11

into it is a fucking slog trust

4:13

me. I read Dianetics All

4:15

right, and I sort of understood

4:17

Dianetics. I tried to read the

4:19

Communist Manifesto Which was even

4:22

more difficult to read because it's all fucking

4:24

real Right? But

4:26

this shit is this is difficult, but you

4:28

know what I did understand I actually got

4:30

a moment today where I understood David Ike

4:32

a little bit closer because you know He

4:34

begins all of his books with quotes Every

4:37

because how he does and all of his lectures

4:39

and everything that he talks about He always got

4:41

quotes to prove everything and so what he says

4:44

here is that as you both for first of

4:46

all be warned Because

4:48

ridicule is the tribute the

4:51

mediocrity pays to genius So

4:54

first of all when you guys make fun of me don't make fun of

4:56

me I'm too smart. I'm

4:58

too smart by making fun of you. I make

5:00

you a genius Yes, so everyone who's ever been

5:02

made fun of in the history of the world

5:04

is a genius. Yep That is

5:06

what David I Empower

5:08

that he unlocked where did that who

5:11

is that quote attributed to anonymous?

5:17

So you read that shit on a fucking

5:19

internet comment Yes, definitely read that

5:21

on a dove like

5:23

little square of chocolate But

5:27

I understand that today because I was walking

5:29

down the street carrying coffees for our staff

5:31

Mm-hmm, which we appreciate it and then I

5:33

was coming down the street didn't offer me

5:35

one Nope, you weren't here yet. I

5:37

was here. I was at the coffee shop before you Yeah

5:41

You're in your weak man's lunch And I

5:43

was sitting I walked down the street and the

5:46

fucking wind came Knocked my hat

5:48

off everybody's sitting outside of the restaurant.

5:50

Oh, they laughed at me How but

5:52

was it a snicker a giggle? They

5:54

were really pointing going they were inside

5:56

the glass and they're like What

6:00

happened? Did you get your hat back? No! Oh

6:03

wow, you lost your hat? Yeah, it rolls into the middle

6:05

of the street, one of my favorite hats! It rolls into

6:07

the middle of the street, you gotta hit by two cars!

6:09

Fucking wait! Because I had a bunch of coffees in my

6:11

hands, I'm not gonna go out there and just pick up,

6:13

I felt like a target! I would wanna hit me! Imagine

6:15

to be so wealthy! No! I had... I had... I had...

6:17

I had... I had... I had... I had... I had... I

6:19

had... I had... I had... I had... I had... I had...

6:21

I didn't want to pick up a target! You go home

6:23

to your hat dispenser and you pull another one out? No

6:30

traffic stops, you get your hat! You slap

6:32

it against your leg, you put it back on

6:34

your head! No, I didn't want to be laughed at

6:36

again! Because I didn't want to be shown just how

6:39

much of a genius I really am!

6:41

But no, it's difficult. Fastest man within

6:43

ten feet in my ass, fastest man within ten feet

6:45

could get his hat out from the street. No, fastest man

6:47

with ten feet, no, it's better to save your energy

6:49

for the show. And I just didn't want to, I'm also

6:51

one of those, I don't tie my shoes in the

6:53

street, because I'm so afraid someone's gonna come up behind me

6:56

and just grab me in my ass and start... Not

6:58

full on, like, rape, but

7:00

like taking my, like, fucking

7:02

wallet and pulling my pants

7:05

down, and laughing at my butt. This

7:07

is the valley! Chill! Super

7:10

chill. It's chill here, man, it's

7:12

fine. You're not in

7:14

Fresh Pond anymore. I can't show weakness.

7:16

It's not weakness, tying your shoe! Walking

7:19

with an untied shoe is weaker than tying

7:21

your shoe. No, but I learned from David

7:24

Icke that accepting my weakness makes me strong.

7:26

You know, people have been reaching out to

7:28

me, they're like, Ed, how are you handling

7:30

all the content? Is everything okay? Or is

7:32

it emotionally? All the murder and stuff? This

7:35

is what pisses me off! I know. You

7:37

know, today is like what drives me completely

7:39

insane. I can read about the fucking guys

7:41

from Chicago lopping off tits all day! You

7:44

can? Sure. Alright,

7:47

let's get into the story of

7:50

David Icke and the retilience. David

7:52

Icke is a former soccer player

7:55

and BBC sportscaster who, for all

7:57

intents and purposes, lost the plot

7:59

of reality after visiting a psychic in

8:01

1990. I let you

8:03

say he only had a pinky grip on

8:05

reality to begin with. In

8:07

order for that to push

8:09

you over the edge? Yeah.

8:11

Klad and his trademark turquoise

8:13

tracksuit, Ike subsequently wrote a

8:15

book called The Truth Vibration.

8:18

Truth, truth, truth, truth vibration.

8:20

Then he went on talk shows to tell

8:22

everyone that he was the son of the

8:25

Godhead, not the son of God, important distinction,

8:27

and he had therefore been chosen to bring the

8:30

truth to the people. But back in 1991, David

8:33

Ike's truth was mostly about the

8:35

aforementioned vibrations, good and bad, along

8:38

with all sorts of other New

8:40

Age hokum that nobody would have

8:42

paid attention to had it not

8:44

been for the novelty of the

8:46

situation. Basically, David Ike's coming out

8:48

would have been the American equivalent

8:50

of Marv Albert making the rounds

8:52

on talk shows to tell us

8:54

with deadly seriousness about color energies,

8:56

life forces, a 12,000-year-old

8:58

plot by mysterious forces to keep humanity down along

9:00

with the inevitable end of the world as we

9:03

know it. And I'll also tell you, yes, and

9:06

I'll also tell you, I know for a

9:08

fact that I was just checking to see

9:10

if that sex worker was made of chocolate.

9:15

And the experiment failed. But

9:18

let me tell you about cockatiels and

9:20

how they can help you heal from

9:22

the flu. Can't

9:26

buy a bucket. You

9:28

know, I simply, because in order

9:30

to even buy the bucket, I

9:32

have to find one, is anybody

9:34

working at these hardware stores?

9:39

See, what many people don't realize about

9:41

David Ike is that prior to his

9:43

established notoriety, he was more if a

9:46

colorful, if anti-Semitic British character for most

9:48

of the 90s, writing various

9:50

books about the power of love,

9:52

as well as millennia-long conspiracies and

9:54

ancient civilizations, and this is all

9:56

using bad science and worse history.

10:00

I will be delving seriously into

10:02

the thoughts and processes of David

10:04

Icke and I will say upon

10:06

this Dip into the

10:08

swamp. I He's

10:11

definitely anti-smooth. Yeah, I'm glad you're able to join

10:13

us on that one. You know, it's funny. He's

10:15

a player I think does look like a lizard.

10:17

We all know that Unfortunately

10:23

does have sideways eyelids

10:27

Again that's because he's Hawaiian David

10:30

Icke, he is a It's

10:33

you know what because I realized that

10:35

we're gonna you know, we'll keep my

10:38

tongue firmly implanted Indeed

10:40

explaining the reptilian theories, but he

10:42

is yeah, he's not Is

10:45

it a fairly dangerous individual? Yeah, he's not

10:47

an innocent man Well in 1999 eight

10:49

years after he came out as a new-ager

10:52

David Icke went global when he released the

10:55

book that has since become his double-edged sword

10:57

Because it both made him famous and

10:59

it guaranteed that he would never be

11:02

taken seriously by anyone with half a

11:04

brain ever again But that's his superpower.

11:06

No shame and we Century

11:09

is that not the ultimate? You know

11:12

the currency that runs this whole fucking

11:14

world right now No shame in

11:17

1999 Icke self-published the

11:19

biggest secret Which as many of

11:21

you already know is how most

11:23

of the world came to discover

11:25

the reptilian agenda? You

11:27

know, you can't name a book

11:30

biggest secret Secret

11:35

until the book See

11:44

anything you say I can say some stupid

11:46

bullshit to tell you you're wrong Confidence

11:55

is destroyed Eddie

11:57

you're not You're

12:00

just ignorant, which

12:03

is David Ike really explains really well It's

12:05

not that you're it's like you ignore because

12:07

you don't know because you're so deeply entrenched

12:09

in the matrix Look at your shirt. Look

12:12

at your hat. Look at your face You're

12:14

so deeply entrenched in the matrix that you

12:16

won't you can't see on the outside and

12:18

it's not your fault because you are trained

12:20

to Ignore the signs that

12:22

make you ignore it I'm

12:25

worried your uncle I

12:30

don't know Now

12:38

in a nutshell David Ike's reptilian narrative

12:40

is that for 10 But

12:46

you did it and I had to acknowledge

12:48

the join the patreon if you want to

12:51

see jokes like That you can't hear on

12:53

the show David

12:57

Ike's reptilian narrative is that for

12:59

tens of thousands of years every

13:01

government every secret society and every

13:03

multinational industry have been run by

13:05

an alien race called the Archons

13:07

and These are all

13:09

run either through direct rule or reptilian

13:11

puppetry first thing that you're incorrect about

13:13

our cons is just an example of

13:15

one of the Archontic forces that might

13:18

be facing us and then Keeping

13:20

us in this giant what some people call a

13:22

prison planet. Let me ask you this if I

13:24

would have said draconian Would you have also told

13:26

me I was wrong? Yes Because they're reptilians are

13:28

actually the ones that are a part of this

13:31

but they're in a lower rung the draconian and

13:33

that's all According to the thought processes of my

13:35

of my stop a story I'm like the PD

13:37

of alien race right and if I would have

13:39

said an anaki would you have also told me

13:42

I was wrong? Naki

13:44

are just the beginning forms of this and

13:46

like now we're dealing the reptilians obviously they

13:48

took over But all of these are just

13:50

the samples of our contour forces

13:53

do the reptilian legs No,

13:56

unclear unclear. No, they don't because it's all

13:58

psychic breeding, but they do a lot DNA

14:00

testing they put into a bunch of labs

14:02

and technology. But that's the Draconians more than

14:04

the Reptilians. Reptilians are the foot soldiers of

14:06

the Draconians. Thank you very much.

14:11

Well in one of their many

14:13

forms, Reptilians are semi-physical inhabitants from

14:16

the so-called fourth density, which is

14:18

a plane of reality that vibrates

14:20

at a higher rate than our

14:22

material three-dimensional world. It is however

14:24

a misnomer to say that the

14:26

Reptilians are shape shifters. It is

14:29

a misnomer. Rather than say Odo

14:31

from Deep Space Nine who changes

14:33

literal form, fourth density...

14:35

Shake the song. Yeah, yeah. That's why I prefer

14:37

to reference it. Sure. Yeah,

14:39

Mortal Kombat. That's much cooler. That helps.

14:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well fourth density Reptilians

14:44

wear so-called human suits when they're in

14:46

the 3D realm. This is why some

14:49

YouTubers were obsessed with finding TV clips

14:51

that supposedly showed these human suits glitching

14:53

out. This was particularly bad in the

14:56

Obama years, especially after the release of

14:58

the famous Secret Service video. Oh yes,

15:00

very, very familiar. Also, one thing that

15:03

no one talks about with the transition

15:05

from the Obama presidency to the

15:07

Trump presidency was getting rid of

15:09

all of those large, flat rocks.

15:11

Barack Obama was commonly... They were

15:13

all right next to the basketball

15:15

court. Well

15:17

you got to refuel. Hey. Of

15:19

course, yeah. You can't regulate this temperature. Well

15:22

in other forms, the Reptilians are

15:24

aliens from the Draco constellation. Physical

15:26

beings who have been coming to Earth for hundreds

15:28

of thousands of years, feasting on the flesh of

15:31

humans and using them to mine for gold. Well

15:33

we made them in order to... Well Reptilians, I'm

15:35

not saying we. Reptilians

15:38

made them. The Draconians. The

15:41

Reptilians made humans to dig for gold. Yes.

15:44

I didn't see that anywhere. You were not reading the right source.

15:47

Draco is the dragon constellation, correct? Yes,

15:49

yes. So that makes sense. I'm

15:52

connecting dots. Literally through

15:54

the constellation. When

15:56

yet other forms, Reptilians can also be native

15:59

to our planet. Although they,

16:01

unlike us, come from the

16:03

Earth's interior. Inner Earth-life, magma.

16:05

Yeah. Not... Yes, magma.

16:10

Not like most alien conspiracies, the

16:12

reptilians also control the world through

16:14

hybrid programs, breeding with humans

16:16

to create a reptilian custodial cast that comprises

16:19

the world's royal and elite bloodline. Well, mostly

16:21

it's because they are allowed to work during

16:23

the Christmas holiday, when the rest of us

16:26

have time off. True. For

16:29

example, David Icke was the first person to

16:31

say that the British royal family is a

16:33

bunch of lizards. And one time, you can't

16:35

be wrong all the time! That's

16:38

a great claim to have. He's the

16:40

guy! He's the guy! Before

16:42

me, nobody was saying that the British

16:44

royal family were a lot of lizards.

16:47

They were called him rats, they called

16:49

him dogs. Oh, I

16:51

called him lizards. Everyone was saying

16:53

that Queen Elizabeth is just a

16:55

female dog. But I know

16:57

for a fact, she is a

17:00

sex-listing one. Now,

17:03

the reason why the reptilians have hijacked

17:05

the human race tend to shift, for

17:07

the reptilians are nothing if not multitaskers.

17:10

The central idea, though, is that

17:12

the reptilians are a naturally dominant

17:14

species who want to make the

17:16

world a horrible place so they

17:18

can feed off our bad vibrations.

17:21

Or at least, that's my understanding

17:23

of it. They're warlike species that

17:25

go across the various galaxies and

17:27

they conquer worlds for resources

17:29

and slave labor. And so, by the

17:31

time they're here, they also work underneath

17:33

the Draconians. So, the result

17:35

of this is completely literally real. Which

17:37

is only what you were saying before,

17:39

is only one of the explanations. The

17:41

rest is that all of this is

17:43

psychic thought forms that are on an

17:45

interdimensional aspect, working for us

17:48

and with us. Well, that's how

17:50

he pivoted. Because when he

17:52

first wrote The Biggest Secret, he was

17:54

like, these are literal lizard people who are...

17:57

Oh no, he's still talking about lizard people. The

18:00

literal litters of people are there. They're still there.

18:02

Yeah, very much so. I thought he pivoted to

18:04

say, like, well, I wasn't actually talking about reptilians.

18:06

I was actually talking about psychic form. No. He

18:09

was, like, he basically says they go half

18:11

and half. Ah, okay. This is where we

18:14

really get into the nitty gritty of learning

18:16

nothing. This is where

18:18

we really get into, like, none

18:20

of this holds. And

18:24

he does change depending on who he's talking to

18:26

and what thing you talk to. Because I was

18:28

watching stuff from 1993, and then I

18:30

watched a bunch of stuff from 2010, and then I watched

18:32

a bunch of stuff from 2022. And

18:34

it largely, it doesn't change,

18:37

but it shapeshifts. There you go.

18:40

Well, one thing that does stay constant

18:42

is that the only way to defeat

18:44

the reptilians, according to Ike, is to embrace

18:46

his version of love, truth, and understanding. Which

18:48

of course can only be properly understood if

18:51

you buy Ike's books and attend his lectures.

18:53

I understand nothing. I

18:55

have thousands of pages, David Ike. Email

18:59

me. All right? Email me.

19:01

Explain some of this shit. But if you

19:04

follow David Ike's instructions, the reptilians will

19:06

lose their psychic control. And if enough

19:08

people break free, then the reptilians will

19:10

lose the war that's been raging in

19:13

the background of human history for thousands

19:15

upon thousands of years. And this is

19:17

why Lawrence Fishburne doesn't answer fan mail

19:19

anymore. Because he said, David Ike, believe

19:22

that we all need to escape the

19:24

Matrix. But I'm starting to think, and

19:27

maybe this might be against my

19:29

too real to be kept inside

19:31

mentality though, but that Matrix is

19:33

like, nice. It's cool.

19:36

But outside the Matrix is like, where David

19:38

Ike is. David Ike seems

19:40

to just like, not be doing

19:43

good. So he doesn't know like all those

19:45

weird aliens are attacking the ship. Yes. Okay.

19:48

He's in California. Yeah. He's not in here. He's

19:51

just outside of the Matrix. But I think he

19:53

just means outside of higher

19:55

ability. He's outside of having a

19:57

job. He has to do it all himself.

20:00

Now when it comes to talking about

20:02

the elite bloodlines who control the world,

20:05

David Eich gets into trouble areas. That's

20:07

a good way to term that. Trouble

20:09

areas, yeah. Because he, like 99% of

20:11

conspiracy theorists, just can't help but make

20:14

the Jewish people a central character in

20:16

their narrative. Jealousy. Yeah.

20:18

Well he's always like, yeah, get a bit weird, don't they?

20:20

I'm a bit different, eh? I'm a bit different, aren't they?

20:22

You know what they do, eh? Oh, you got little hats?

20:24

Why do you wear a full hat? Yeah. Well,

20:27

it's because we did our homework. You

20:30

were in school and you did it. Well,

20:34

David Eich has spent his career

20:36

denying that he's anti-Semitic, saying that

20:38

it's not that all Jews are

20:40

reptilians, it's just that a Jewish

20:42

person is more likely to be

20:44

a reptilian. This is

20:46

an argument that he will not, and

20:48

more importantly, cannot back down from, lest

20:50

his entire argument fall apart. So

20:52

he's not like anti-Semitic, he's semi-Semitic.

20:56

You know what it is, is that he

20:58

came up with a bunch of imagery, we'll

21:00

obviously unpack this over the next two episodes,

21:02

but he came upon a bunch of imagery

21:05

that he thought would be really helpful in

21:07

his, I'm just going to say, monologuing,

21:10

whatever you'd call his narrative. His narrative,

21:13

because he's not a cult leader, but

21:15

he wants to be, but he also

21:17

kind of doesn't want the responsibility of

21:20

managing people and resources. He wants

21:22

people to listen to him. And

21:25

buy his shit. And pay attention. And go

21:27

into his lectures and do all this type

21:29

of shit. But I feel like once he

21:31

came across this idea of these reptilians

21:33

and stuff, and there might have been a lot of people that

21:35

would have been like, you know, this is

21:37

like a direct dog whistle. This is

21:40

a direct anti-Semitic dog whistle. And

21:42

I think at some point he was just like, but

21:44

maybe when did you think about that then? Maybe

21:47

when you think of it, a little bit of that. Instead of

21:49

like, oh, maybe I should change it to cat

21:52

people? Maybe I could change

21:54

it. Maybe it's going to be like friendly dog

21:56

people that want us to learn from them. Well,

21:58

that's the thing, then. Is it, I guess. you

22:00

could say that David Icke sort of backed

22:02

his way into anti-Semitism, you could kind of

22:04

make that argument. I'd say he moonwalked into

22:07

anti-Semitism. He did so by making

22:09

classic old-school anti-Semitic conspiracy theories the

22:12

centerpiece of his world domination narrative,

22:14

and he did so before he

22:16

even started talking about reptilians. In

22:18

other words, let's just say that

22:20

David Icke and Heinrich Himmler had

22:22

similar bookshelves. Oh,

22:24

mahogany! But

22:28

I think what's most telling is that when David

22:30

Icke was constructing his reptilian mythos,

22:32

it made perfect sense to him

22:35

to think that Jewish people, particularly

22:37

Jewish people in power, are subhuman,

22:39

bloodsucking reptilians who eat the flesh

22:41

of humans. Basically, it's the blood

22:43

libel story in another form. It's

22:45

called globalists. That's the term they

22:47

use. Yeah, that just means Jewish.

22:50

Lastly, while there may be a wide,

22:53

wide outside chance that David Icke isn't

22:55

anti-Semitic, it is just using the framework

22:57

of other conspiracies because he's a lazy,

22:59

if prolific, writer. There's a teaspoon of

23:01

that. Now, the vast majority of people

23:04

who follow and believe David are most

23:06

definitely blaming the Jews for many of

23:08

the world's injustices. But they are also,

23:10

then they have the back door,

23:13

which is, we're still just talking about

23:15

reptiles. You don't know, this is reptiles.

23:17

Yeah, but it could be said that

23:20

David Icke is provocative on purpose because

23:22

while his ethics are dubious, I do

23:24

think that he believes everything he's saying

23:26

in writing, and that includes the things

23:28

that directly contradict the other things. And

23:30

there's a lot of things in David

23:33

Icke's writings that directly contradict many, many,

23:35

many other things. He can't say the

23:37

same thing twice. Every

23:39

single thing has changed. It depends on how, it just depends

23:41

on the vibe of the room that he is talking to.

23:44

Also, this is – we always ask

23:46

this question when we've done cult episodes. This

23:49

is different than a cult leader episode. No,

23:51

this is a conspiracy theorist episode. Yes, but

23:54

I think about him, and I

23:57

really wonder where does his

23:59

belief – start and stop. Well,

24:02

I think we're going to cover that a little bit later

24:04

on. Once we really get into

24:06

his character, like, we'll talk a little bit

24:08

about that. Because by being

24:10

so outrageous, David Icke ensures that he's

24:12

being talked about. And in talking about

24:15

David Icke, you're talking about reptilians, which

24:17

is what David wants. But above even

24:19

that, I think what David Icke really

24:21

wants above anything else is to talk

24:23

about David Icke. I wish I was

24:25

friends with Snoop Dogg. Someone

24:29

would know, and they'd call me in, I'll do

24:31

a bit of the Olympics. Wouldn't it be

24:33

nice? Go in there, you can see me.

24:35

Oh, smart man, Mr. Icke. Talking about the

24:38

Olympics. Oh, fancy man, isn't he? Oh, he

24:40

might be. I've been

24:42

watching so much of him. And it's

24:44

just that, he always says, when

24:47

he talks about George Bush Jr., oh,

24:49

boy George Bush. He was called

24:51

the boy George Bush. You know, like, he's got, you know.

24:54

That's really fun. So,

24:59

without further ado, let's explore the story

25:01

of David Icke himself, how

25:03

he found his way into the reptilian

25:05

agenda, and the incredibly negative consequences David

25:07

Icke's work has had on the world

25:09

since The Biggest Secret was published in

25:11

1999. Born

25:14

in 1952 in Leicester, England to

25:16

a working class family, Icke admittedly

25:18

had a rough poverty-stricken childhood. So

25:20

did Ozzy Osbourne. But

25:23

that was in Birmingham. You know what I mean?

25:25

Yeah. I know Birmingham's, but

25:28

I know Birmingham, especially back in the fucking

25:30

fifties, was awful. Yeah, but it

25:32

made, that's what made fucking Medoo what

25:34

he is, Frank. But

25:38

Icke does make sure to say over and

25:40

over again in his various biographies that he's

25:42

always been a persecuted soul, even

25:45

if he has to use the tiniest incidents to

25:47

make his case. Because let's be

25:49

frank, nothing happened in his childhood. Of

25:52

any consequence. I mean his father was a

25:54

dickhead. That was the worst of it. That

25:56

was the absolute worst. He's from Leicester. Mo

25:59

Leicester. think about it, think

26:02

about it. Honestly, have you ever been there?

26:04

I could use some last-laster. Well,

26:07

for example, when it comes to

26:09

his persecution, the best example he

26:11

had from his childhood was a

26:13

time when he was falsely accused

26:15

of throwing paper darts in school.

26:17

I knew they, oh, the mark

26:20

was gonna be on me then. Oh, a bit

26:22

of a talk at an old David Eichten. Mm-hmm.

26:24

And there was also another time when a baker

26:26

unjustly yelled at him for stealing a cake. I

26:29

only steal cake. I only steal chips. I

26:31

only like savory. I don't like sweet. Everybody

26:33

knows that about me, knows that single thing

26:35

about me. I hate sweet. I

26:37

want savory. How dare

26:40

you? And that's the

26:42

extent of his childhood persecution. Yes. Yeah,

26:45

that's it. And nevertheless, Eich makes a big

26:47

deal out of these incidents by saying that

26:49

his astrological birth chart shows that false accusations

26:51

and persecution were always going to play a

26:54

sinful role in his life, which I think

26:56

is how he deals with being constantly and

26:58

mercilessly mocks the world over. Yeah, make it

27:00

a feature, not a bug. People like to

27:02

make fun of me because it's in my

27:05

astrological chart. And I also say this, you

27:07

know why they make fucking fun of you?

27:09

It's because I like astrology. Are

27:12

you talking right to him right now? No, no, no,

27:14

I am. I'm talking to a lot of people right

27:16

now. All right, so I also like astrology. We're in

27:18

Los Angeles. There's only so much. You're gonna bump into

27:20

it as much as you

27:22

want. Capricorn. We're

27:25

around ladies. You know, if you even want to

27:27

talk to a witchy lady, you're going to need

27:29

to figure out how to do that. It's going

27:31

to be through astrology. I'm on the cusp. He

27:34

is. But if you're one of

27:36

these people that uses chiron in

27:38

your astrology, don't talk

27:41

to me. Okay, it is the single

27:43

most. I think it's one of the more

27:46

annoying things in

27:48

esoteric. Yeah. This chiron stuff, have you looked

27:51

into this at all? Is it isn't it

27:53

that like if like if you're born under

27:55

a chiron sign, you're like extra super special?

27:57

Yes. Like it's kind of an indigo

27:59

children type thing, right? very much. Yes. Well,

28:02

Ike also proved himself to be a pain in

28:04

the ass from an early age. In

28:06

one story, he played a tree in

28:08

a school play. But when the kid

28:10

who was supposed to chop him down

28:13

didn't perform with enough conviction, David refused

28:15

to fall until the chopping was more

28:17

authentic. Yes. And motherfucker. When he was

28:19

doing the acting class, that

28:21

was like old. They would do it's

28:23

like I had an acting teacher who was great. But

28:26

his whole thing was like, I don't believe you.

28:28

Whenever you see something, you wouldn't believe. And so

28:30

to get us to him to believe us, like

28:32

he throw shit at us, like did a chair

28:34

at me, threw a bench at me in the

28:36

middle of the scene where you jump over. He's

28:38

like, I don't believe you. And he was like

28:40

300 pounds, but he would like cycle around like

28:42

a fucking jungle cat, like he was a huge

28:44

man who would get down on his hands and

28:46

knees and walk around and shit. Was this high

28:48

school or Florida State? That's Florida State. OK. Yeah.

28:51

And then he but just that idea of David,

28:53

Ike as a tree being like, oh, I don't

28:55

believe you. It's because he's a 10

28:57

year old. Like a 10 year old on

28:59

stage during a performance to the point where

29:01

his teacher had to pull him off afterwards

29:03

being like, you ruined the play for

29:05

everyone, David. And he was like, I'm in

29:07

a corner class. I'm

29:10

a special boy. I'm going to make a country

29:12

and get out of here. You're

29:15

funny. Yeah. Ike

29:18

is also almost defined by

29:20

contradictions in his painfully

29:23

dull autobiography. I spent we spent a

29:25

lot of money. Our man Neil on

29:27

the UK. Thanks, Neil. He got us

29:29

this book. Nick O'Neill got us this

29:32

book, The Light of Experience. This fucking

29:34

book sucks. Yeah. I hate you, David.

29:37

Like, this is a this thing is yeah,

29:39

it's too expensive. It's a autobiography. Yeah. Yeah,

29:41

we spent 50 bucks on it. Oh, my

29:43

God. We should put it in one of

29:45

those like boxes outside of a church where

29:47

they get free books away. Did

29:49

I tell you how I've been semi

29:51

terrorizing a little library

29:53

in my neighborhood? Oh, you've

29:56

been fucking with a little library, not fucking with it.

29:58

Just putting books in it. Your books

30:00

yes, but you know they're

30:03

always gone Educating

30:06

somebody Impossible

30:10

person in this doll autobiography

30:12

I claim that he was

30:14

always a different more

30:16

special boy than everyone else he actually

30:19

used the word special boy He is

30:21

and that specialness made him shy he

30:23

claims that he prefers to be left

30:26

alone But that contradicts every profession he's

30:28

ever pursued from professional footballer to

30:30

TV personality to politician to author

30:33

and lecturer Every job he's

30:35

ever had has been a public-facing job. How

30:37

dare you? She's an introverted

30:39

extrovert Okay, then that's

30:41

like that's what you don't understand. I

30:43

understand. No, you don't I understand I'm

30:46

an introvert who is a podcaster. No,

30:48

but David Ike is so

30:50

special Yes, and that's

30:52

why he must talk at a

30:54

minimum of 12 hours at a time Little

31:08

smile on his face. It's a funny

31:11

thing is that David Ike ironically is

31:13

one of the people that Introverts like

31:15

me avoid because people can be draining.

31:17

Oh, he is the most draining human

31:19

being in existence He is a psychic

31:23

Dracula But

31:26

speaking of football as I just mentioned it's

31:28

somewhat of a misconception that David Ike was

31:31

a famous footballer Yeah, I didn't know this

31:33

well He did play part-time for a couple

31:35

of minor pro teams His football career was

31:37

over by the age of 21 due to

31:40

a diagnosis of rheumatoid arthritis Or

31:42

that's what he claims. My ankle was a bit of

31:44

a biggity bug I

31:47

do wish that I could perform on

31:49

soccer field because you know why it

31:52

is a true meritocracy Friend

31:54

you show up you better than the other boy.

31:56

You jiggle the balls. That's how I know it's

31:58

good because I'm jiggling the balls the

32:00

skinny little boy on the other side of

32:02

the fence. But guess what? All of you

32:05

don't understand is that this deeper, deeper thoughts

32:07

to be had. I don't think I could

32:09

be kicking this little jiggly ball. I need

32:11

to be in my thoughts of sphere. Talk

32:13

to you about truths, true truths, to vibration

32:15

from a middle part. That's what you get,

32:17

sir. It's annoying

32:20

as hell. Can I get anything

32:22

else? Unfortunately,

32:25

no. Probably just played

32:28

defense. He was a goalie.

32:31

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's the thing

32:33

is that that's what he says is that

32:35

he found the most solitary part of the

32:37

soccer field and he enjoyed being the defender,

32:39

the man who defends. It's because

32:42

he wasn't smart enough to not use his hands. Hey,

32:45

man, goalie is complicated. We're getting a

32:47

lot of emails immediately. But

32:50

he does have rheumatoid arthritis. You can tell now

32:52

from his hands. Yeah, his hands

32:54

are kind of gnarled. He's got the James

32:56

Cromwell hands. You remember that? Yeah, yeah. His

32:58

hands look like a bunch of cruel bananas.

33:01

Yeah, James Cromwell from Babe. Yeah, all kinds

33:03

of shit. Oh, who's the other guy? There

33:05

was another old guy. They're all dead. Yeah,

33:08

James Cromwell's alive. Yeah, he was in succession.

33:10

He was fantastic. There was somebody else with

33:12

big hands. There's a mother actor guy, Richard

33:17

Harris. Well,

33:20

after being interviewed by a local TV station

33:22

about the end of his sports career, David

33:24

decided to try for a job in media.

33:26

And by 1981, he was a full-time sports

33:29

reporter for the BBC. By the end

33:31

of the decade, David Icke had become

33:33

a household name in sports reporting. He's

33:35

like John Madden, you know, Dick Bital.

33:37

Marv Albert. Marv Albert. He was that

33:39

popular? Yes. Yeah, everybody knew who David.

33:41

If you watched football, you knew who

33:43

David Icke was. Okay. Oh, man. So

33:45

this is like, he's like

33:48

their Joe Buck. Yeah. Joe Buck or,

33:50

you know, what's the name of a...

33:52

Michaelson? Michaelson? Al Michaels? Al

33:55

Michaels. Yeah, yeah, like Al Michaels. But Al

33:57

Michaels is cool. Yeah, Al Michaels is great.

33:59

But... Known to that but you

34:01

know to that extent yeah I wouldn't say

34:03

he was like a Trey Aikman because Trey

34:05

Aikman was a massive superstar before being a

34:07

commentator Yeah, he's just a

34:09

guy who's just very good. He was he

34:11

was very good at his job He was

34:13

the power is a very peak of sports

34:16

journalism, which is having middle to low talent

34:18

But in just being able to talk to

34:21

a micro guy he's really good at not shutting

34:23

the fuck up Yeah, in fact his first book

34:25

which was called. It's a tough game son it

34:28

was not about reptilians, but about breaking

34:30

into professional soccer and It then by

34:32

the way the book title did have an exclamation point at

34:34

the end good Yeah, how do you

34:36

not know how do you not know? It's a father yell at

34:39

his son Because

34:41

it's important to yell that into your son Yeah, it

34:43

really is you when you're reading the book to your

34:45

son. You're supposed to like while you close it you

34:47

hit him with it That's

34:53

why I love punctuation so powerful can say so much

34:58

Ike's relationship with the BBC however was terminated

35:00

when Ike in the only thing he's ever

35:02

done that I agree with He

35:04

refused to pay a tax implemented by Prime

35:06

Minister and perennial villain Margaret Thatcher It was a

35:08

tax that shifted even more of the tax burden

35:10

from the rich to the poor Thatcher hated poor

35:12

people But unfortunately it was mostly just because he

35:15

didn't want to pay money. Yeah, he didn't want

35:17

to pay money He tried saying that it was

35:19

he was trying to stand up for the working

35:21

man, but I don't think that was the truth

35:23

I think he just didn't want to pay. Yeah,

35:26

some BBC videos last night. They were graphic BBC

35:30

big W

35:38

is big beautiful BBC is big black

35:40

big Whitegrass very grass.

35:42

Yeah, you don't leave anything to the

35:44

imagination I actually prefer more

35:47

Was a snake It's

35:50

so much better when you kind of don't know who's fucking

35:52

what or how they're getting fucked Yeah, I was like you

35:54

go in the other room and all you hear is It's

36:00

so much sexier to imagine. I

36:04

don't need all this. Show me the card. Show me

36:06

the card. Show me the card. Well,

36:08

while Ike's sports broadcasting career was winding down,

36:10

he began experimenting with alternative medicine and new

36:12

age philosophies to treat his rheumatoid arthritis. These

36:14

are like the two things that really kind

36:16

of started out because first it was the

36:19

reason why I think he did the tax

36:21

thing was because he was leaning into the

36:24

populist movement. And he was trying

36:26

to look cool. And I

36:29

also just think that he was bad at his job.

36:31

I think that eventually he just didn't want to do

36:33

his job anymore. No, he was very good at his

36:35

job. But it wasn't special enough. It wasn't. No,

36:38

it wasn't special. He wasn't getting he wasn't special

36:40

enough. He was just another guy. Yeah. You

36:42

know, and just another guy who talked about football on TV. But

36:46

him getting into alternative medicine, new

36:48

age philosophies. That's how David Ike

36:50

launched himself down the slippery slope

36:52

that ended in reptilians. Actually

36:55

it ends in 5G spreads COVID, but

36:57

we'll get there. Now,

37:00

by the late 80s, Ike's interest in new

37:02

age beliefs turned him on to the environmental

37:04

movement and he subsequently joined the Green Party

37:06

as a small time politician. After

37:08

six months of holding a position as national

37:10

representative, though, he quit or he was fired

37:12

depending on who you ask. Because according to

37:15

him, strange things started happening to David Ike.

37:17

Is the Green Party the same there as

37:19

it is in America where it's like kind

37:21

of environmental environmental friendly? Yeah, I just want

37:23

to like him so much, but you keep

37:25

hearing about shit like this. You

37:28

want to like everybody, but that's you. Yeah, you want

37:30

to believe the best in people. But David, like there's

37:32

nothing. Yeah, he's a total utter

37:35

piece of shit. Yeah, I was

37:37

more talking about the Green Party

37:39

than David. Oh, okay. Yeah, Ralph

37:41

Nader fucking the enemy of freedom

37:43

everywhere. Yeah. Oh, the fucking

37:45

seabowl. Forcing us to fucking that's keeping us

37:47

in the matrix of the safety of our

37:49

cars. Yeah. All right. How

37:52

dare you tell me I can't fucking die. I

37:55

like smashing my head against the windshield. It's

37:57

one of my hobbies. Well

38:04

in 1989, just after Ike wrote his second

38:06

book, an environmental work called, It Doesn't Have

38:08

to Be Like This, he

38:11

claimed to have found himself followed by a

38:13

presence, a presence so strong that

38:15

David was forced to address it. He said,

38:18

if you are there, will

38:20

you please contact me because you

38:22

are driving me up a wall.

38:26

Soon after, David claimed that the presence introduced

38:28

itself in the form of a psychic named

38:31

Betty Shine. I'm here for your money. I

38:34

am. Betty, more

38:36

than anyone else, would be the one

38:38

to send David Ike down the path

38:40

that he still walks today. Betty Shine,

38:43

same world as I'm gonna go

38:45

to Colonel Tom Parker of Esseteria.

38:48

Betty Shine sent David Ike

38:50

in. She sets

38:52

him up. Where

38:55

is Betty Shine? I mean Betty Shine, she winds

38:57

him up and lets him go. Yeah, where the

38:59

fuck is Betty Shine? She's a temple. I

39:02

would love to know. Author and,

39:04

oh yeah, well she's an author and

39:07

opera singer. Oh yeah, she did write. She

39:10

loves the amphibian race. Frog

39:14

people! Now

39:16

David himself told two different stories as to

39:18

how he met Betty Shine. In the first,

39:20

David said that he and his son Gareth

39:22

were having lunch at a cafe when someone

39:25

recognized David from TV and started chatting him

39:27

up. Suddenly though, David found

39:29

himself unable to move because he was

39:31

fixated on a stack of books. He

39:34

then heard his presence telling him to

39:36

look at a particular book. Then David

39:38

felt that the discovery of this book

39:40

was behind the presence. In

39:42

another version, David and his son were

39:44

having lunch at a cafe when he

39:46

had a tremendous urge to look at

39:48

some books. I get it. Chosen

39:51

almost at random, David bought 13 British

39:53

pounds worth of books and one of

39:56

them was Mind to Mind by Spirit

39:58

Medium and Healer Betty Shine. Now

40:00

Betty Shine, she's got that like,

40:03

how do you put it? She's got a big stupid face.

40:06

She's got like pan face. Like Barbara

40:09

Walters face. Yeah. But squished

40:11

down more. Yeah. Oh, like

40:13

Cabbage Patch head. Cabbage Patch head. Exactly. And

40:16

she's on the cover of this book and she's smiling.

40:18

So I feel like she's just like, oh, look at

40:20

that. It's my wee grandmam. Oh, I can trust her.

40:22

She's got me something in there, right? Oh, mine to

40:24

mine. I've got mine. She's got mine. That'd

40:26

be nice right there. Talk about my mine. That's

40:28

easy. That's easy. Take my

40:30

eyes and ears out of the equation. There

40:32

you go. Well, Ike said that he

40:35

devoured the book in 24 hours, then

40:37

immediately wrote to Shine requesting some healing

40:39

session. Unfortunately, I had to go back

40:41

to the little bookstore and buy one

40:43

for reading. And

40:47

then just a few weeks, Ike's rheumatoid

40:49

arthritis was suddenly gone. But

40:52

that's what he says. But I mean, the way

40:54

Henry said, like, if you look at his hands

40:56

today, like that rheumatoid arthritis didn't

40:58

go nowhere. Yeah, his hands are too.

41:01

They're all fucked up. Wicked witch hands. Yeah.

41:04

But while Ike believed she was a healer,

41:06

Shine apparently had to prove that she was

41:08

a competent psychic as well. And by the

41:10

way, all of this comes from David Ike

41:12

himself. Yeah. Like, this is not

41:15

even he's writing this as if this is like,

41:18

I don't know, like it makes sense. Like, it's

41:20

like a thing that like we she should be proud of. Yeah. Which

41:23

been like, no, you got taken for a ride. Yeah. And

41:25

that just was so excited to fucking

41:27

jump on you like a horse. Well,

41:29

the thing about David Ike is that

41:31

he shows his and, you know, in

41:33

the parlance of Texas shows his ass

41:35

a lot. Yeah. But I mean, he

41:37

really without realizing that he's doing it.

41:40

Yeah. He tells he tells exactly who he

41:42

is. Yeah. If he's Christ too, he wouldn't

41:44

know if it wasn't for this trick. Mm

41:46

hmm. Yes, exactly. Now, to prove

41:48

that she had the gift, Shine told Ike

41:50

during a session that when he returned home,

41:53

one of his two cats

41:55

would have diarrhea. Sure

42:02

enough, when Ike walked through his door, one of his

42:04

cats was indeed a shitty little kitty. Hey,

42:07

let me check this. Oh my god, did someone

42:09

melt some fudge in this lizard box? That's

42:13

diarrhea! This

42:16

apparently was more than enough to convince David

42:18

Ike. But perhaps the reason why

42:20

the cat diarrhea was such a turning point

42:22

in David's life, and it was, because

42:25

during that same session that foretold

42:27

the cat's splatters, psychic Betty Shine

42:29

was supposedly possessed by a powerful

42:32

spirit. Quite suddenly, while

42:34

Shine was talking about something or other,

42:36

she announced that a Chinese man from

42:38

the year 1200 named

42:40

Wang Yi Li had appeared for the

42:43

sole purpose of speaking to David and

42:45

also Socrates was there. He's there, he's

42:47

always there. Don't let him anywhere near his

42:49

kids. So hold on. He's smart

42:51

guys. So she speaks

42:53

Chinese then? Well, no. Do

42:58

all ghosts speak English? What

43:00

happens when you die, you know English? If

43:02

you look at the amount of human beings,

43:04

there's a lot more Chinese ghosts than there

43:06

are any other type of ghosts. Right?

43:09

Maybe more Indian people. But does that have to do with

43:11

Ed's point? I'm saying. The

43:13

Socrates didn't speak English, right? No, but

43:16

English didn't exist then. No,

43:18

he's sitting there, he's talking, he's talking,

43:20

he's saying, heroes. You know those shit

43:22

what these fucking ghosts are saying? No,

43:24

but then ghost translates, there's a ghost

43:26

translator in her head. Yeah. And

43:29

that's why she decided to come forth and say

43:31

a bunch of stuff that if this was a

43:33

different time period, I would get

43:35

to illustrate for you what she sounded

43:38

like. I would imagine that she did

43:40

not speak in Chinese, but I would

43:42

imagine her choice of accent was highly

43:44

inappropriate. Did you see what she, depending

43:46

on how much she gets with it?

43:48

There's a whole paragraph that I'd like

43:50

Eddy to now interpret in

43:53

a way that I would have interpreted this

43:55

ten years ago. Okay. Am

43:57

I reading it? No, you're not allowed to read

44:00

it. Oh, okay. Yeah, you can't. Oh,

44:02

I see. Yes. I

44:04

remember your old personality. I'm

44:07

still in free speech jail, but honestly, it's been so

44:10

fine. It's so nice that once I got the koran,

44:12

I really finally got a

44:15

sort of piece with myself. Well, eventually we transferred

44:17

you to Norwegian free speech jail and it's a

44:19

lot nicer. That's why the computer. Yeah. Well,

44:25

during the session, Betty shine channeled the

44:27

spirit of Wang Yi Li so he

44:29

could deliver a message to David. I

44:31

just wish I had a recording of

44:33

it. Wang started with predictions

44:36

saying that a massive revolution would occur

44:38

in five years time. Electric cars would

44:40

be used in eight and then in

44:43

20 years, 2011, there would be a

44:45

different kind of flying machine. Very different

44:47

from the aircraft we have today. All

44:50

right then, Betty describe it. Very

44:52

different from the aircraft we have today.

44:55

Oh no, I'm hearing that, but

44:57

say something specific. Quite strange

44:59

to your eyes. Double

45:04

helicopter. We're

45:07

going to make a big kid in helicopter of my dream.

45:09

There's already double helicopters in 1990. Triple

45:13

helicopter. Wang

45:21

then went on the old environmental trip saying that

45:23

deep sea drilling was destabilizing the earth and that

45:26

the sea would reclaim the land. Therefore, man needed

45:28

to treat the earth with respect less the earth

45:30

reclaim itself. Same shit they always say, which is

45:32

all true and you know, should be listened to,

45:34

but it's, you know, hack at this point. Oh

45:37

David, I have to tell you that there is

45:39

someone else here. Yes, I am talking

45:41

to Wang. Yes, Wang is here and then Socrates, of course,

45:44

big ups Socrates, good to see you. Obviously,

45:46

just we'll be right with you, but there's

45:48

another man here that if it was with

45:50

Socrates, it's a some young guy.

45:54

Another ancient Chinese master. Yes,

46:00

he has something that some sort of substance

46:02

that he would like to give to you.

46:04

A sauce! That he has brought with him

46:06

from his home land. Oh,

46:09

yes, definitely. Here, let me chase this off. Mmm,

46:13

salty. Ah, very good. Socrates,

46:16

I can see why you love

46:18

the various sauces of this some

46:20

young guy. The

46:25

yang continued, saying that yes, it was going

46:27

to be David Ike's job to bring this

46:29

message to the world. The reason why

46:32

David was chosen was because Ike had

46:34

passed many tests of courage, like playing

46:36

soccer. I mean, you gotta flop,

46:38

that's it. But that's acting.

46:41

That's it. That being tough, he was a goalie. He

46:43

was a goalie, too. He pleased the balls flew at

46:45

him. Yeah, so I guess

46:47

he could have got hit in the face.

46:49

But it's all he did to become the

46:52

new messiah? Mm-hmm. I've

46:55

heard worse explanations for David's eyes. Yeah, what are the

46:57

trials that Jesus went through? Well,

47:00

he was 40 days in the desert. Yeah, 40

47:02

days in the desert. He had

47:04

to play with wood for a while. Yeah, he

47:06

had to suck all those guys off every fucking

47:08

week, because if not, we're going to shoot him

47:10

in the head. His wife was a hooker. Yeah,

47:12

that's hard on the ego. You gotta be a

47:14

strong person to date a sex worker. Well,

47:18

Ike was also told that he was destined to become a

47:20

great healer of the world. A communicator. And

47:23

that he would become very famous. I don't know what

47:25

it was. Very famous. Sometimes

47:28

David would have to learn the hidden

47:30

knowledge he needed to impart, but,

47:33

and this is key, sometimes

47:35

that hidden knowledge would just appear in

47:37

his mind. Where do you think my

47:39

ideas come from? Yeah. It's

47:42

very convenient. Yes. Oh, it

47:44

works. He lives in a world where, we're

47:46

going to get more into this in episode

47:48

two, because

47:52

the destructive concept of

47:54

do your own research, that

47:56

is driving our very world,

48:00

to Maelstrom of

48:02

Chaos is what he is

48:04

like. That is what is all

48:06

gay gets. Is that you decide

48:09

what's real or what's not. Fuck

48:11

the experts. Fuck it. It's

48:13

about what you feel is correct. Yeah.

48:16

In a hundred years time, the human race

48:18

is still around, maybe 500 years from now,

48:20

do your own research I think is

48:23

going to be outlawed. Like

48:25

the phrase do your own research, it's like it's going

48:27

to be one of those things like no, no, no,

48:29

no, no, no. Yeah. The research

48:31

is done. Read your own book. It's just

48:34

like, but you know what it is, is

48:36

that do your own research when you're buying

48:38

a pair of shoes.

48:42

Do your own research when you're looking

48:44

for a deal on a TV. That

48:46

helps. Also like looking in to stop

48:48

you, read books and stuff. Just understand that. When

48:50

I decide how to buy a TV, I don't

48:52

do my own research. I

48:55

go to the guys that have like watched 15 TV.

48:58

I look at that shit. It's just, oh, you know,

49:00

we'll get, you know, huh. Now,

49:04

while I don't believe that the ancient spirit of

49:06

a Chinese man inhabited the body of a British

49:08

psychic to tell a BBC sports reporter that he

49:10

was destined to save mankind. I

49:14

do believe that a woman claiming

49:16

to be a psychic did say all

49:18

of this shit out loud to a person

49:20

who believed her. From what

49:22

I can tell, it was this encounter

49:24

that changed David's life because like all

49:27

psychics, Betty Shine knew exactly what David

49:29

wanted to hear. He wanted someone to

49:31

confirm what he'd always believed, that he

49:33

was a very special boy who was

49:35

destined for very special things. And it

49:38

can only be him because he's got

49:40

the smile. He's got the

49:42

fucking legs. Yeah, that

49:44

body is and he's got the mind

49:46

and the voice. So he's

49:49

not reptilian. No. Okay.

49:55

When he can see them, like, no,

49:57

he can't they live them. They live by the way is.

50:00

That is real. That is real. So

50:02

it's The Matrix, so it's Truman Show. Yeah, yeah,

50:04

Truman Show Matrix. Like basically David Eich watches movies

50:06

and thinks they're real. Cool.

50:08

Yeah, I mean it's a fun

50:11

way to live life. Get in.

50:13

And we're all just fucking orbs

50:15

briefly experiencing humanity which is why

50:17

I will not submit to a

50:19

breathalyzer officer. Well,

50:22

David Eich said that he was quote,

50:25

very unsurprised by everything the spirit of

50:27

Wang told him and he was equally

50:29

unsurprised that Socrates, one of the greatest

50:31

minds in human history had showed up

50:33

for the event. And someone must bottle

50:35

this sauce. This,

50:39

this, this, this, this, this cream.

50:43

Everybody Wang, come to me. In

50:48

fact, this revelation made David feel relieved because

50:50

he saw himself as something of a Socrates.

50:52

Can you imagine waking up every day? I

50:54

guess you did. You do that. What?

50:58

You go wake up and you're like, I'm the new

51:00

Socrates. No. Doubt.

51:04

You feel you experienced doubt. I experienced

51:06

a little bit of doubt

51:08

in what I, in my abilities. Just

51:10

the tiniest bit. Good. Yeah. Not

51:13

me though. I know. I feel nothing. You

51:16

headless piece of shit. Fuck you. I'm

51:19

not a human. I'm a human. I'm

51:21

a human. I'm a human. I'm a

51:23

human. I'm a human. I'm a human.

51:25

I'm a human. Yes. David's

51:29

interpretation of history, which is wrong, Socrates

51:31

was guided by a divine force and

51:33

was sentenced to death for it. But

51:35

in David's case, even his

51:37

reading of his own life is

51:39

wrong because the worst thing he's

51:41

had to endure is ridicule, he

51:44

wasn't fucking executed. He's still blabbing

51:46

talking shit. This day. They

51:49

say six in stones may break my bones, but

51:51

names will never hurt me. I will have you

51:53

know, I prefer to

51:55

have my wiener hit with

51:57

a stone because one stall

51:59

reviews are fucking my

52:01

algorithm. I am Shadow Bad!

52:03

And that is worth the

52:06

death itself. But supposedly what

52:08

sealed the deal for Ike, besides the

52:10

cat diarrhea of course, was the confirmation

52:12

of one of Wang's predictions. Wang

52:15

told David that earthquakes would begin

52:17

to occur in strange places. And

52:19

sure enough, David claims that four

52:22

days after the channeling, a 4.9

52:24

earthquake shook the Welsh-English border. Now

52:27

from there, Ike plunged himself into

52:29

the world of esoteric authors like

52:31

Edgar Cayce and Nostradamus. And he

52:33

took those predictions that those men

52:36

made as 100% correct.

52:39

This even included Nostradamus' prediction that

52:41

one day a giant

52:43

dog from France would be crowned pope and

52:45

would actually fulfill his papal duties as a

52:47

giant dog. As little as the pope does,

52:50

it might as well be a giant dog.

52:52

I mean it still could happen. We

52:55

don't know. We're about to lose another pope. This

52:57

guy looks bad. I'd vote for a fucking dog.

53:01

Big dog? I mean a giant dog too. Man,

53:03

this pope was like people are buying

53:05

too many dogs for not having kids. He's

53:08

anti-dog. Dog pope. This friend's dog's

53:11

gonna come in. He's gonna be

53:13

licking shit. He's gonna be smelling stuff. Yeah,

53:16

dude. And then we put a cat in charge

53:18

of the Greek Orthodox. Hey, man. Yeah, dude. Change

53:20

it up. But

53:23

since Ike... What I also love is that he didn't

53:25

read real esoteric. No. He didn't

53:27

read Madame Blavatsky. He didn't read Alistair Crowley.

53:29

He didn't read any of the stuff from

53:31

the Golden Dawn. He went straight to the

53:33

easy shit that you could get at a

53:35

Hallmark story. He read the

53:37

people that read those other people. And

53:39

the people that translated that shit into

53:41

New Age bullshit that's easy to... It's

53:44

easy to

53:46

digest. It's not necessarily easy to explain,

53:48

but it's that sort of fucking New

53:50

Age bullshit where like David Ike does

53:52

all the time where you just say

53:54

it as if it's true and

53:56

if anyone tells you... I've done

53:58

the research. all you have to

54:01

do is give them a condescending look and say like,

54:03

well, I guess you're one of them, aren't you? Yes,

54:05

you know, it works. Yeah, but

54:07

since Ike decided that all of Casey and

54:09

us, Thomas's predictions were true He

54:12

also decided that everything else they wrote

54:14

about must be true as well Which

54:16

is how I came to believe in

54:18

the lost civilizations of Atlantis and Lemuria

54:20

also known as moo Now

54:23

with particularly the works of Edgar Casey

54:25

Ike added a couple more tools to

54:27

his box of Esoterica Which is both

54:29

a strength and a weakness of David.

54:31

I yes because he full he's a

54:33

folder Yeah See Ike is the kind

54:35

of writer who piles everything he knows

54:37

into every theory he creates and connects

54:39

all of it by just Listing a

54:41

bunch of factoids one after

54:43

another after another I call it the

54:46

cold stone creamery effect Where

54:48

you get into conspiracy because it's a problem.

54:50

I love cold stone creamery. It's amazing really

54:52

do it But also I feel like in some ways what's

54:55

nice about having going to a place where there is a set

54:58

Recipe for the thing you can

55:00

order right you have a bunch of people who went

55:02

again This is like reading research from people that like

55:05

know what they're talking about They put together flavor profiles

55:07

to make sense the problem is that with us right

55:09

as big fat dumb pieces of shit, right?

55:11

Is I go into the cold stone creamery? I'm

55:14

throwing a bunch of random fucking garbage in

55:16

there and it doesn't all fit into a

55:18

cohesive Dessert like me

55:20

tastes like brown tastes like brown and I've

55:22

none like so that's what he's doing here

55:24

He's putting gummy bears in he's putting peanut

55:26

butter cups in and that doesn't make sense

55:28

those who play for those two things should

55:30

not be Together I know some people are

55:32

gonna call me like a prude or whatever

55:34

But for me that makes you a dessert

55:36

fucking pervert and I actually think that you

55:38

should be sterilized Yeah, and also like cold

55:40

stone creamery if you tip David Ike he

55:42

has to sing Yeah, he

55:44

has to sing Only you

55:49

Well by doing this kind of information

55:52

overload Ike is able to Overwhelm his

55:54

readers with so much information that it

55:56

starts making sense to people with weak

55:59

critical thinking skills Only because

56:01

he keeps telling you over and over again

56:03

how much sense all of this makes. This

56:06

guy's smart. He's telling me it makes sense. There's

56:08

a bunch of this stuff that I don't really

56:10

understand, but it sounds good. So if he's telling

56:12

me it makes sense, then it must make sense,

56:14

and therefore I now believe in reptilian. What I

56:17

believe is that he tried to see what sticks.

56:19

Is that when this all came, and he

56:22

started going down this avenue, he's going

56:24

to go out on the— We'll go to his first

56:26

public appearances, which really fucked him up. But

56:28

he writes in generalities in the

56:31

beginning. The first three books are

56:33

all vague, vibes, crystals, horseshit. It's

56:35

not until later on till he— Well, the

56:38

first book is vague and crystals and horseshit.

56:40

The second and third book are quite different

56:42

indeed. Yeah, but he puts like—in the light

56:45

of experience, he puts some stuff from like

56:47

Muriel, but it's still—but it's not

56:50

quite what it gets to. Yeah.

56:53

It's the biggest secret. It's a little white

56:55

there, but it's definitely—it's a lot of wink-wink.

56:57

Let's—you know, Rothschilds. You ever thought about them?

56:59

Hey, you ever think about that? Yeah, you

57:01

can't even think about that. But

57:03

Ike's informational vomit also turns off

57:06

the majority of readers who correctly

57:08

see his writing style as pathologically

57:10

compulsive, considering how many of his

57:12

books and how many

57:14

of his—I don't know—dozens upon dozens

57:17

of books are often over 500 pages long.

57:20

You can't not say he's an

57:22

extremely prolific writer and commentator. Well,

57:24

he's prolific. I was talking to Caroline about

57:26

it the other day and she— He just

57:28

pumps shit out. She used a great word

57:31

with his compulsive. It is compulsive. He is

57:33

a compulsive writer. He has to do it.

57:35

He's self-published. You can't be prolific and self-published.

57:37

He didn't start self-published, but he got to

57:39

be obviously because then, you know, people understand

57:41

that. Yeah, trouble areas. Trouble

57:44

areas. He's

57:46

also like—he wrote out all this stuff. I

57:48

find it interesting because it's like how—I

57:52

hate to be like this, but, you know, like Trump's

57:54

an idiot's version of a rich person. David

57:57

Ike's an idiot's version of a smart person.

57:59

Yeah. all the stuff, it's purposely

58:01

written complicated. And then at first you think, oh, he

58:03

must be brilliant. Look at all the stuff you know.

58:05

And then you read it and you're like, oh,

58:08

he's just piling things.

58:10

This is actually, it's unreadable.

58:12

And what's the problem is that

58:14

the dumb reader, and I'm not

58:16

maligning our dumbs. We, it's like,

58:18

cause it's hard. Cause you're just

58:20

ignorant. But it's like, these guys

58:22

are like, you, at first you think

58:24

it's so complicated and you're like, oh, it's

58:26

so stupid. I'm too stupid to read this.

58:29

And then you're like, oh, it's cause David

58:31

Ike's genius. He can put all this together

58:33

and I need him to explain to me

58:35

what he wrote. And it just takes you

58:37

a long time of pouring through it. Would

58:39

you begin to realize, oh, this is, I've

58:41

just wasted hours. Yeah. And then all of

58:43

a sudden you're standing in front of a

58:45

synagogue with a machine gun in your hands.

58:47

You just, I should have been a content

58:49

creator. Yeah. So

58:53

within a couple of weeks of his first

58:55

meeting with the spirit of Wang, Ike contacted

58:57

psychic Betty shine and beard of Wang is

58:59

a fucking porno. I

59:05

contacted psychic Betty shine and told her

59:07

that he'd been seeing weird shit. He'd

59:09

been seeing images of eyes everywhere he

59:11

looked. Betty probably

59:13

knew that she'd hooked a big

59:16

fish with a well-known television personality,

59:18

told him that this was because

59:20

his psychic powers were finally developing.

59:22

And guess who was, who was the only

59:24

person who could help him develop those psychic

59:26

powers further, Betty shine. I mean, how

59:28

else are you going to do it? Now in

59:31

more sessions that I'm sure Ike paid

59:33

a premium, Wang Yi Li kept returning

59:35

with more messages. The

59:40

spirit supposedly told Ike that he was supposed

59:42

to communicate a message that would change the

59:44

world, that he would write five books in

59:46

three years and that he had to quit

59:49

politics completely because politics were anti-spiritual. And it's

59:51

not just because they wouldn't have them and

59:53

nobody would vote for them. Shine

59:56

Meanwhile, Channelingly, supposedly continued to

59:58

prove her psychic ability. That

1:00:00

even the same vein as the

1:00:02

cat diarrhea prediction. in one session

1:00:04

see he said that the spirit

1:00:06

of the book David was reading

1:00:08

at the time was in great

1:00:10

anguish as it lay against the

1:00:12

newspaper in his suitcase. The Spirit

1:00:15

of the Book The Book was

1:00:17

having a bad day. Yeah, the

1:00:19

books shine Slightly said. Was much

1:00:21

troubled by a story in the

1:00:23

paper about bovine spongiform encephalopathy. It's

1:00:26

mad cow disease you fancy via

1:00:28

the article was not truthful. Whoa

1:00:30

that book. However, Was.

1:00:33

Truth Why has a Book Was

1:00:35

upset because it was laying against

1:00:37

an article. That was saying

1:00:39

the opposite of what the book set

1:00:41

the some like me at the very

1:00:43

sight of my like O C D.

1:00:46

Like. The panic army like that is such

1:00:48

a nonsensical thought. Yeah, where you're like oh,

1:00:50

I better go to make it. To.

1:00:52

Me It's always like oh no armies gonna

1:00:55

be sad yeah the only two dogs guess

1:00:57

the same you feeling as yours is like

1:00:59

you think it thing like this like they

1:01:01

don't think like that still get armies I

1:01:04

said yes you have as me but she's

1:01:06

also like chicken yeah it's a dog that's

1:01:08

even. That's about the even that donner they

1:01:10

voted yes I agree to. Yeah.

1:01:12

Harriet Harman. Absolutely, You. Yeah.

1:01:15

Of course unless you're.volleyball in. Only.

1:01:17

Rambo demon. I. Should

1:01:20

be hard to get through. This isn't. L

1:01:23

A Big Rambo as death is as goods.

1:01:25

A is like Adidas. They're getting some. They're.

1:01:30

Not spending quite a bit of time with

1:01:32

Betty Shine, I moved on to a psychic

1:01:34

name's Judy and brought along his wife

1:01:36

Linda. Linda by the way was starting to

1:01:39

buy and to all of the new age

1:01:41

lifestyle sheds just as heavily as her husband.

1:01:43

Oh yeah, David. I'm Linda. Were

1:01:45

told that they've been together and hundreds of

1:01:48

previous lives going back to Ancient Greeks were

1:01:50

a mystical marriage tie their souls together for

1:01:52

eternity. David Linda By the way, Divorce and

1:01:54

two thousand? What? Oh yeah. but

1:01:57

two years after the biggest secret all that

1:02:00

was because there was extenuating circumstances. But

1:02:02

from there, Ike received strong psychic messages

1:02:04

to work with a psychic in Calgary

1:02:06

named Deborah Shaw. Okay, I'm getting a

1:02:08

vision. Show it. She's blonde,

1:02:11

she's got huge tits. I

1:02:13

have to speak with her. But

1:02:16

Shaw taught Ike the secret rituals

1:02:18

and ways of the Native Americans,

1:02:20

whose spirits came and spoke with

1:02:22

both of them after these two

1:02:24

white people desecrated a burial mound

1:02:26

by endlessly chanting above it. Maud,

1:02:29

Dieb, Maud, Dieb, Maud, Dieb. I

1:02:32

find it interesting too because in the UK

1:02:34

they find, which I do

1:02:36

understand, like they find

1:02:39

Native American more fascinating. Yeah. Right?

1:02:43

But then the, while they were

1:02:45

killed all of them, they just put it on the

1:02:47

British and also the Spaniards and the French. Yeah, they

1:02:49

came and they found a bunch of cool stuff. And

1:02:52

they're like, seems like those people we're subjugating might be

1:02:54

like groovy or whatever, but fuck them. Right? I

1:02:56

do understand. They all out. But now

1:02:59

they're like super interested in it. And so he

1:03:01

does go through, he is

1:03:03

a man of many hats. Yeah. He

1:03:05

became a Native American for a while. Well that's

1:03:07

the thing is that he, he, he has a

1:03:10

very, until he gets to reptilians, he has a

1:03:12

very like Sonoma journey. Like first he gets, really

1:03:14

gets into Native Americans and then

1:03:16

he gets really into turquoise. Love

1:03:18

turquoise. And turquoise is different

1:03:20

than teal. Yeah. Because you,

1:03:23

I believe. I'm a teal boy. You're

1:03:25

teal and orange. Dolphins. Dolphins. Orange

1:03:27

and teal. Yeah. But teal

1:03:29

is an entirely different, you know, teal gives

1:03:32

off the energy because like turquoise gives off

1:03:34

the energy of generating. The woman who lives

1:03:36

in Phoenix. Love and wins. It

1:03:38

generates love and wins them. And teal

1:03:41

invites the power of

1:03:43

cuckoldery and choking in

1:03:45

the fourth quarter. Oh,

1:03:47

I see what she says there.

1:03:49

Wow. Wow. I

1:03:51

mean, I guess this year would just be more apt to say like

1:03:54

choking at the end of the season. Which

1:03:57

in the fourth quarter of that last game. Yes. I'm

1:04:00

sorry, I didn't mean to do that. And

1:04:02

it was, I mean, I know what I've

1:04:04

been for. Last time the Dolphins won the

1:04:06

Super Bowl, I was dead. Yeah,

1:04:08

yeah, yeah. You weren't even come.

1:04:11

It was around this time that David got

1:04:13

fired from the BBC for refusing to pay

1:04:15

the aforementioned tax. But now

1:04:18

that he was completely unfettered, he could

1:04:20

finally begin work on his third book, The

1:04:22

Truth Vibrations, which is pretty much, it's the

1:04:24

New Age Pablum you'd expect it to be.

1:04:27

It's awful. It's nonsense. It

1:04:32

was very hard to hold the book because it was

1:04:34

always shaking. But I

1:04:37

sat on it and made my clit

1:04:39

fucking news. Well,

1:04:43

this time is what David

1:04:45

unironically refers to as his

1:04:47

turquoise period, because he began

1:04:49

exclusively wearing turquoise tracksuit. I almost

1:04:51

bought one, but I didn't want

1:04:53

to fucking go into debt. I didn't want

1:04:55

to pay money for this series. You

1:04:59

paid hundreds of dollars for the

1:05:01

materials to David I completely, directly.

1:05:03

And you're not going to pay

1:05:05

a hardworking American fashion designer who

1:05:07

still makes turquoise tracksuits. No, I

1:05:09

was looking at it. It is definitely made from

1:05:11

pure petroleum from a bunch of children in India.

1:05:14

They look decent. Yeah. But

1:05:16

I do hate that he wears like dress

1:05:19

shirts under the tracksuit. It makes no sense.

1:05:21

It's a very British. It beats the purpose

1:05:23

of the tracksuit. The polo shirt underneath the

1:05:25

tracksuit is very British. Yeah. It's

1:05:29

for going to tennis games. Yeah. It's

1:05:31

for stepping on lessons. Well,

1:05:35

things also started getting a

1:05:37

little sexually adventurous in the Ike

1:05:39

household around this time. Hey, man, of

1:05:41

course. Yeah. When psychic Deborah Shaw

1:05:43

moved in and entered into a throuple with

1:05:45

Ike and his wife. This is when he's

1:05:47

at his most interesting. Yeah. Because

1:05:49

I think that he's, yeah, he's kind of full of some

1:05:51

ideas, but he's dressed in turquoise. He's

1:05:54

getting his dick sucked twice a night. Right?

1:05:58

A psychic lady who's been like. I

1:06:00

bet tonight I have a vision we're gonna do

1:06:02

butt stuff and they're

1:06:04

all like whoa Let's see if that

1:06:06

that vision comes to fruition Yeah,

1:06:09

yeah, but sex and I

1:06:12

mean they all hang out in his family But

1:06:14

this is kind of when like if he just

1:06:16

stayed in this lane Yeah, and kind of made

1:06:18

some like, you know got into maybe skinning care

1:06:20

Yeah, if he goofed it now if

1:06:22

he goofed it could have been fine Well, the

1:06:24

whole point of skin care is to make yourself

1:06:26

attractive enough to fuck. Yeah. Yeah, or at least

1:06:28

attack a try Most

1:06:30

enough to touch. Yeah Well

1:06:32

as they told the press when the

1:06:35

story broke that a Marv Albert type

1:06:37

was in a relationship with two women

1:06:39

Oh, yeah, this short-lived arrangement was called

1:06:41

the turquoise triangle Why

1:06:45

should have stayed in this spot you really hurt triangle

1:06:48

Ah, these Nami need big

1:06:50

fucking Apple's and zappled British

1:06:52

people. I'll say man. They

1:06:54

get Freaky oh my god,

1:06:56

it's looking weird ass crooked teeth like

1:06:58

a backwoods swamp people They fucking they

1:07:00

suck like I like nobody's watching cuz

1:07:02

nobody's watch because they start fucking at

1:07:04

12 and it's not interesting by the

1:07:06

time You're 40. Yeah, you've got a

1:07:08

spice it up But it's like you

1:07:10

know the type of sex that only

1:07:12

like a couple on tick-tock has where

1:07:14

like the lady is 300

1:07:16

plus pounds and the man's maybe like

1:07:19

a hundred pounds and that type of

1:07:21

twisted ass Lickin asshole

1:07:23

sucking feet fucking taking

1:07:25

a crumpet and putting up your pussy like

1:07:28

I have four words for you Fred

1:07:30

and Rose West

1:07:32

yeah Who they they

1:07:35

are the peak of British sexuality else

1:07:37

any stuff? I'll

1:07:40

make sure I get my tea crackers Make

1:07:43

sure you crumble them up put in the ball. Shut them up

1:07:45

your ass Well

1:07:48

Deborah Shaw psychic Deborah Shaw soon changed

1:07:50

her name to Mary Shaw son Yeah,

1:07:52

and Ike's wife changed her name to

1:07:54

Micola because she was an aspect of

1:07:56

the Archangel Michael David remain David Yo,

1:07:58

yeah, of course I mean

1:08:00

obviously it's the brand. But now that

1:08:02

the turquoise triangle was out of the

1:08:04

bag, Ike held a full press conference

1:08:06

with his wife and Deborah Shaw to

1:08:08

announce to the world that he was

1:08:10

the son of the Godhead. Not the

1:08:12

son of God. Not the son of

1:08:14

God. That would mean he'd

1:08:16

be too big for his britches. Yep, that's right. So

1:08:18

he's the son of God's boss. No.

1:08:21

No. He's the son of

1:08:23

God's corporation. Can I ask you to

1:08:26

explain Godhead to me? Sure.

1:08:28

So basically one, he'd

1:08:31

seen, so David, he

1:08:33

doesn't want you to think he's Jesus Christ Eddie. Okay.

1:08:37

Okay, because that's, he's too humble. Also Jesus Christ

1:08:39

isn't real. Exactly. Alright.

1:08:42

In David's cosmology. He's not real unless he is.

1:08:47

He's a spiritual creature that may or

1:08:49

may not have been visible. Okay. But

1:08:51

in his mind, they said apparently that

1:08:53

he shines that. She

1:08:55

explained to him the Rosicrucian

1:08:58

concept of the Godhead. Got

1:09:00

it in there. You got the Rosicrucian in there.

1:09:02

Right. The term son of God, right? In that

1:09:05

Rosicrucian means someone who has purified

1:09:07

themselves and developed such a high

1:09:10

level of self-sacrifice that they

1:09:12

have reached a level of consciousness

1:09:15

that rises above bodily desires and

1:09:17

selfishness to the greater good and

1:09:19

the brotherhood of mankind. You know,

1:09:21

sports journalists. That's

1:09:23

what they always do. But that's the idea

1:09:26

that it's not the son of the Godhead

1:09:28

means that you have done so good

1:09:31

at being so cool

1:09:34

that you get to all you want to do

1:09:36

is help people like me. Like

1:09:38

I'm like, I give and give and give

1:09:40

and give and give and give endlessly part

1:09:42

of me letting the hat go. Let

1:09:45

the hat be free. All right. I don't want,

1:09:47

I don't, why do I hold it back? Yeah.

1:09:50

All right. I'm sitting here working

1:09:52

all day, right? David

1:09:56

Ike says, oh, look for the synchronicities points you

1:09:58

in the right fucking direction. all times.

1:10:00

Guess what? Yesterday heard the talking about Rocky on

1:10:02

the radio. They were talking about radio from an

1:10:04

old Howard Stern from a long time ago and

1:10:07

then I go to put on the David Hyde

1:10:09

video before it began the other day and then

1:10:11

a YouTube commercial because I refuse to pay for

1:10:13

YouTube Red. I won't do it and they won't

1:10:15

give it to me for free. And

1:10:18

I went and I because I did the first thing they

1:10:20

did was play the commercial that had the Rocky theme. Wow.

1:10:23

Okay. What a what a coincidence.

1:10:25

But who is the Godhead? John

1:10:28

Lovett is going to play it in a Marvel movie.

1:10:36

Now, because of the bizarre nature of

1:10:38

David Ike's press conference with his two

1:10:40

wives, David Ike was

1:10:43

invited to be interviewed on a prime

1:10:45

time chat show called Wogan, presented by

1:10:47

a well respected journalist named Sir Terry

1:10:49

Wogan. Yeah, Sir Terry Wogan. I don't

1:10:51

know what the show was. Is

1:10:53

it like it wasn't like Sally Jesse.

1:10:55

No, it's like Joe Rogan. Joe

1:10:59

Wogan. It's more like a David Frost.

1:11:02

Okay. So it was a serious very. Yeah,

1:11:04

it was a serious chat show. Yeah. Yeah.

1:11:06

That was because the reaction it felt like

1:11:08

he was in a he went

1:11:10

to be on fucking what's his name? Like

1:11:13

he was on. Canvat? No,

1:11:15

kind of felt like he was on Springer. Springer.

1:11:18

Oh, no. What the environment? Yeah,

1:11:21

the environment. Yeah, the environment was a little rowdy,

1:11:23

but no, Sir Terry Wogan was a serious man

1:11:25

from what I could tell him. I might be

1:11:27

getting a bunch of emails saying that he was

1:11:30

like, I don't know, John Cleese. And I just

1:11:32

don't know. But from what I read, he seemed

1:11:34

fine. Okay. See in this, Terry Wogan had a

1:11:36

household name who had quite suddenly lost his mind

1:11:38

and obviously wanted to talk about it. So Ike

1:11:41

was a no brainer for a guest. Oh, yeah.

1:11:43

But while I thought that this was going to

1:11:45

be a national platform to tell people his

1:11:48

truth, it was instead the

1:11:50

most humiliating experience of his

1:11:52

life. After Ike went on and

1:11:54

on during the interview about the true history of

1:11:56

the world being lost for 12,000 years

1:11:59

how the world was. going to end, but

1:12:01

in a positive way, in that great

1:12:03

disasters were going to befall Great Britain

1:12:05

within 12 months, Wogan went in for

1:12:07

the kill. Wogan asked

1:12:09

as many questions as he could through

1:12:12

David Icke's steamroll style of being interviewed,

1:12:14

but Wogan was also able to make

1:12:16

a couple of jokes, much to the

1:12:18

delight of the audience. The

1:12:21

atmosphere prompted this

1:12:23

absolutely devastating exchange.

1:12:26

You know the best way of removing

1:12:28

negativity is to laugh and be joyous.

1:12:30

I'm delighted that there's so much laughter

1:12:32

in the audience tonight. But no, just

1:12:34

let me say this. They're

1:12:38

laughing at you. They're not laughing

1:12:40

with you. Fine. Whoa, sheesh. And

1:12:46

I could see how, like, we've had,

1:12:48

I've had seminal

1:12:50

bombs. Like, I've

1:12:52

had bombs in my

1:12:54

lifetime doing comedy. That

1:12:56

have taught me lessons that

1:12:58

I needed to learn. Yeah, of course. Like,

1:13:01

I've walked up, I've failed extremely badly.

1:13:04

And then you're kind of like, okay, we need

1:13:06

to revisit this. We need to think

1:13:08

about how we're approaching these various things.

1:13:11

He decided that this was his

1:13:14

ridicule thing. This is the

1:13:16

moment where he's like, oh, this

1:13:19

is my thing now. Yeah.

1:13:21

Yeah. He doubled down instead

1:13:23

of rewriting. Nobody has doubled down more. Then

1:13:26

KFC, then fucking David, I gave

1:13:29

it. I has sex toppled down.

1:13:31

Yes, he does it. He

1:13:33

I don't think he's ever been up. He

1:13:35

has been. He is so double down. He

1:13:38

is. His head is sticking out of

1:13:41

his mouth, which is up his ass.

1:13:44

Nice. So

1:13:48

that 15 minute interview absolutely

1:13:50

destroyed both David Ike's reputation

1:13:52

and his ego, making him

1:13:54

a permanent figure of ridicule.

1:13:56

But it also hardened his resolve. Ike

1:13:59

had two choices. Give

1:14:01

up and backtrack or go all

1:14:03

in. We're going all in! Yep,

1:14:05

David of course went all in

1:14:07

and like a cult of one,

1:14:09

he would continually up the ante

1:14:11

year after year with increasingly unbelievable

1:14:13

claims. I think all

1:14:15

to keep himself believing in everything he

1:14:17

was saying. Because that's the thing about

1:14:20

cults. That's why cults get bad. Because

1:14:22

the cult leader always has to have

1:14:24

something new. They always have to have

1:14:26

a new crazy fucking thing for everybody

1:14:28

to follow. That's how Heaven's Gate

1:14:30

went from a bunch of nerds to a bunch

1:14:32

of nerds chopping their balls off to being dead.

1:14:34

You just have to keep, because you have to

1:14:36

stay ahead of the crew. You've got to stay

1:14:39

ahead because if you lose them, they could potentially

1:14:41

fucking kill you. You know what I mean? They

1:14:43

could all freak out. So you're trying to constantly

1:14:45

kind of monitor this group and a cult leader

1:14:47

always in our minds either has one or one

1:14:49

foot in the belief system and one foot out.

1:14:52

David Icke is somebody that I am

1:14:55

still puzzled of

1:14:58

how much he believed because of the way he

1:15:00

doubles down and how much he talks. But

1:15:04

then partially I wonder if that is again another one

1:15:06

of those things that he's doing on purpose. They

1:15:08

say look how real I am. I don't shut

1:15:10

up. I think his thing is that he talks

1:15:13

and he writes but he doesn't think. And

1:15:15

that's how he stays where he is. So

1:15:19

is he popular? Do people believe

1:15:21

and follow him? We're

1:15:24

going to get into that more in episode two,

1:15:26

but let's just say that 3% of Americans believe

1:15:28

that reptilians are real and they do run the

1:15:30

government. Oh God, so fucking depressing. I mean I

1:15:32

was one of them for a long time and

1:15:34

I'm not putting against the reptilians, but I also

1:15:36

feel like, you know, don't they want to do

1:15:39

something else? Don't they want to be in show

1:15:41

business? They are. Nice. Now

1:15:49

around the time of the Wogan debacle, Icke's

1:15:51

throuple fell apart and Deborah Shaw left after

1:15:53

she got pregnant. After

1:15:55

she gave birth, Shaw told David that

1:15:57

she didn't want him to have anything

1:15:59

to do with their child's life. which

1:16:01

was like a request David honored. But

1:16:03

from that the media piled on by

1:16:05

saying that Ike had abandoned the child

1:16:07

and was inventing a religion only to

1:16:09

sleep with women. Although the likely explanation

1:16:11

is that Shaw was kicked out by

1:16:13

Ike's wife once the turquoise triangle got

1:16:15

a little too real. I'm just gonna

1:16:17

put this again even for David Ike

1:16:20

they don't work. Don't open your marriage. Unless

1:16:23

you've already been talking about it for a long time and

1:16:25

you both do. I'm just that is my advice don't

1:16:28

do it because it's hard because if

1:16:30

David Ike can't keep two

1:16:32

women happy and one of them thinks he's the son of

1:16:34

the Godhead Are you gonna do

1:16:36

it? I don't know I've seen thrupples

1:16:38

work and I've seen thrupples fail But I

1:16:40

have seen a lot more thrupples fail than

1:16:42

I've seen thrupples work You just gotta get

1:16:44

that dick game strong. You got to be

1:16:46

good at texting Know what proper emojis use

1:16:48

and then also, you know, don't I

1:16:51

think turquoise is not a sexy color Mmm,

1:16:54

also don't name it. Don't name

1:16:56

your thrupple You're

1:16:58

not a team But

1:17:02

after publishing a couple more books that

1:17:04

were more or less harmless David Ike

1:17:06

pivoted to full conspiracy mode Ike began

1:17:09

writing about Globalists which as

1:17:11

we all know is code for Jewish

1:17:13

folk. He was looking for a model

1:17:16

He was looking for a model for

1:17:18

his giant leet motif conspiracy theory to

1:17:20

fit in because he had didn't really

1:17:22

have much of a conspiracy Theory at this point. No,

1:17:24

we had a very vague Conspiracy theory

1:17:27

he was way into end of earth Predictions

1:17:30

and he thought but it was always this thing

1:17:32

where it could never be negative Well, he would

1:17:34

always had to be positive the earth had to

1:17:36

go through all of his upheaval Cuz if not

1:17:39

the earth would explode or he said not exist

1:17:41

or some garbage something and he'd all in he'd

1:17:43

been saying in truth vibrations That the earth's history

1:17:45

had been lost for the last 12,000 years 12,000

1:17:47

years ago there

1:17:50

was a great cataclysmic upheaval that

1:17:52

destroyed Atlantis and Lemuria and We've

1:17:55

been working to get back to that truth ever

1:17:57

since but then that's the thing is that in

1:17:59

order to keep that going he had

1:18:01

to ask well who were

1:18:03

the ones that caused the cataclysm and who

1:18:05

is it that's keeping us down and he

1:18:07

had to get who's Venus being

1:18:10

it's got too close when a new bureau hit

1:18:12

up Planet X and split up and then we

1:18:14

were made at Earth and then Venus Venus

1:18:17

came by too close to the form of planet

1:18:19

earth and then the ice from Phoenix is the

1:18:21

reason why we have ice

1:18:23

on Earth I hope some people die in the next

1:18:25

episode well

1:18:30

a lot of people are gonna like pretend I

1:18:32

in this episode okay fun let's go yeah well

1:18:35

in 1994 Ike wrote a book called

1:18:39

the robots rebellion in which he claimed that

1:18:41

a shadowy cabal that may or may not

1:18:43

be made up of extraterrestrials controlled the world

1:18:45

what do you think of that well

1:18:48

will you put that in your brain think about that one

1:18:51

this plan he wrote was laid out in

1:18:53

the anti-Semitic forgery the protocols of the elders

1:18:55

of Zion which is the go-to text for

1:18:57

anti-Semites who claim that the Jewish people are

1:19:00

subhumans hell-bent on total world domination are you

1:19:02

familiar with the protocols oh yeah you actually

1:19:04

do not see his back tattoo every word

1:19:06

of it written

1:19:09

on it is crazy yeah

1:19:11

but I fucked up though I

1:19:13

put it on left to right yeah the

1:19:16

protocols of the elders of Zion just so you

1:19:18

know or see quote-unquote proof that Jewish people run

1:19:20

the world yeah and it was a forgery

1:19:22

written by the Russian secret police like many

1:19:24

many many years ago in order to justify

1:19:26

pogrom you know how many Jewish people I

1:19:28

know that have asked to borrow money from

1:19:30

me going

1:19:35

down to the pet store and talking

1:19:37

to some of the iguana but I

1:19:39

think he's against

1:19:43

banks David Ike is so

1:19:45

against the Rothschilds but

1:19:47

it's the thing is against the concept

1:19:49

of you get you loan money

1:19:51

and they pay you a percentage which is

1:19:54

again it's you get a get a percentage

1:19:56

more on the loan you're right you get

1:19:58

a user but that is again,

1:20:00

that's another weird like anti-Semitic thing.

1:20:02

It's like it's all it's too

1:20:05

much not not anti-Semitic.

1:20:07

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, that's

1:20:09

the whole thing about you know Jewish people my

1:20:11

Jewish people got in the banking is because they were

1:20:13

pushed out of so many other professions that

1:20:16

they kind of they had to figure out

1:20:18

how the fuck to survive and back in

1:20:20

the day Christians actually were against Usury in

1:20:22

the Bible. Oh, yes That's why Jesus destroyed

1:20:25

the fucking all the guys in the thing he went

1:20:27

he was like Yeah, you fuck bitch and he'd come

1:20:29

out and he was like I didn't he t-bag the

1:20:31

guy which people also Which

1:20:33

people also use as an anti-Semitic thing

1:20:36

by saying that like Jesus was going into a

1:20:38

den of thieves Which some people think is code

1:20:40

for Jews but the thing

1:20:42

is the reason why the Jewish people got

1:20:44

into banking is because Judaism has no law

1:20:46

against Usury has no law against

1:20:49

interest and so that's why Jewish people started

1:20:51

banking is because that's you know It was

1:20:53

a fucking service that needed to be there

1:20:55

money same pay the entrance back so on and so

1:20:58

forth But now of course you've got I mean how

1:21:00

many fucking Christian bankers do we have today? All right,

1:21:02

quite a few even though in the Bible it says

1:21:04

that you should not charge interest against the rule America's

1:21:08

Charlotte We

1:21:12

give the banks to the robots Yeah, I mean

1:21:15

it's the same reason the Jews started Hollywood because

1:21:17

they were pushed out of every other fucking industry

1:21:19

Yeah, and they came all the way out to

1:21:21

Los Angeles So they fucking started

1:21:23

performing because it was the only thing they

1:21:25

were allowed to do because performers were Supposed

1:21:28

to be lesser than people and now now

1:21:30

we're better than never better I

1:21:34

thought they went to California because they're used to the desert Can

1:21:41

we point out that you're Jewish I

1:21:44

would like to point that out of this

1:21:46

Have to have your father's Jewish my mother's

1:21:48

Catholic. I'm an atheist. All right. Yeah

1:21:50

great. Yeah, so there you go everybody But,

1:22:01

Ike had an explanation proving

1:22:03

that all of this was not anti-Semitic at

1:22:05

all. In his world, it wasn't

1:22:07

the Jews that were behind the Protocols of the

1:22:10

Elders of Zion, but the Illuminati. It just so

1:22:12

happened that the Illuminati were mostly Jewish. This

1:22:14

sort of, I'm just saying, logic would become a

1:22:17

hallmark of David's career. What did you think about

1:22:19

that? You could give a little think about that.

1:22:21

It's that fucking shine sounds like

1:22:23

a Jewish last name. That's what

1:22:25

I think. You'd probably change it

1:22:28

from, like, shine-oly. Well, this

1:22:31

sort of logic also got David dropped by

1:22:33

his publisher. After the

1:22:35

Robots' Rebellion, I went even harder

1:22:37

against the Jews with a book

1:22:39

called, And the Truth Shall Set

1:22:42

You Free. Sometimes the truth sets

1:22:44

you free from your publishing contract.

1:22:49

Now, while the anti-Semitism and the Robots'

1:22:51

Rebellion kind of skated by, And the

1:22:53

Truth Shall Set You Free was way

1:22:55

too anti-Semitic for his publisher, who refused

1:22:57

to print it. And so, Ike entered

1:22:59

into the world of self-publishing, where he

1:23:02

remains to this day. Because the only

1:23:04

person who's going to say no to you is you.

1:23:06

That's right. And you know what I do every day? I

1:23:08

say no. He's also put

1:23:10

out any fucking book. Any book! But

1:23:14

after the book in which he claims

1:23:16

Jewish people themselves partially funded the Holocaust,

1:23:19

he unleashed his magnum opus. Flip him over

1:23:21

this fucking table. He

1:23:25

unleashed his magnum opus upon the world.

1:23:28

This volume would make Ike famous the

1:23:30

world over, exposing the hidden history of

1:23:32

life, the universe, and everything. In

1:23:35

other words, it's time for us to finally

1:23:37

get into the history of the

1:23:39

reptilian, as

1:23:41

was laid out in David Ike's 600-page

1:23:43

book, The Biggest Secret. Okay, so sit

1:23:45

down. This next segment should only take

1:23:47

five or six hours. And

1:23:50

we're really going to get into it. I

1:23:52

still believe that he just

1:23:54

found a fun image and he ran with it.

1:23:56

But we'll get this. Right from North Lane. Now

1:24:00

the concept of the reptilians was by

1:24:02

no means a David Ike invention. In

1:24:04

the early 90s, a newsletter called the

1:24:07

Cosmic Awareness, which was channeled by the

1:24:09

founder of the Aquarian Universal Service. And

1:24:11

that's as good as being

1:24:13

there. Yeah. That's as good

1:24:15

as experiencing. They published their own version

1:24:18

that was very similar to David Ike's.

1:24:20

The way the Cosmic Awareness put it,

1:24:22

many of the political leaders of our

1:24:24

world have been switched with cloned robotoids,

1:24:27

that was their word, that were piloted

1:24:29

by interdimensional reptilians. This is pretty damn close

1:24:31

to one form of reptilians that Ike discussed. But

1:24:33

did they take 600 pages to

1:24:35

describe it? I don't think so. It

1:24:37

was basically a newsletter, which I'm sure David

1:24:40

Ike read because he was in that scene.

1:24:42

More interestingly though, is the theory

1:24:45

I've seen from multiple sources that

1:24:47

says that the idea for reptilians

1:24:49

came from none other than Robert

1:24:51

E. Howard, creator of Conan the

1:24:54

Barbarian. I'm a massive Conan

1:24:56

guy by the way. I love Conan. I love Conan.

1:24:58

I love the books. The actual

1:25:00

short stories, the Conan the Barbarian are

1:25:02

great. I love the comic books and

1:25:04

the movies of course. I'll watch any

1:25:06

sword and sorcery movie that has ever

1:25:08

been made. I fucking love them. And

1:25:10

the guy that wrote Conan Robert E.

1:25:12

Howard is this very interesting character where

1:25:14

he was closeted gay and

1:25:17

then he committed suicide. It

1:25:19

was like a whole thing. But he's like, look at this

1:25:21

dark crazy, that's great story. Yeah. I'll

1:25:24

get into that. See, I never went past Oliver

1:25:26

Stone. I love the movie story.

1:25:28

I think the movie is fantastic too. Yeah, Conan

1:25:30

the Barbarian. It's incredible. Such an amazing. Such

1:25:32

an amazing. Drawing upon the

1:25:34

writings of Madame Helena Blavatsky, Howard

1:25:37

used her versions of Atlantis and

1:25:39

Lemuria amongst other theosophical ideas to

1:25:41

create a race of serpent men

1:25:44

for Conan to crush and

1:25:46

see them driven before him and to

1:25:48

hear the levitation of their women. Robert

1:25:52

E. Howard's lizard people had human bodies

1:25:55

and snakes heads, but they could use

1:25:57

their shape shifting and mind control abilities

1:25:59

to infiltrate. to illustrate humanity from their

1:26:02

underground hidey-holes. Combine this with

1:26:04

a description in the cosmic awareness, and you've

1:26:06

got the broad strokes David Ike used to

1:26:08

create his own reptilian race. I also don't

1:26:11

think it was that big of a jump.

1:26:13

I think that she was every

1:26:16

single, let's just go out

1:26:18

and say a conman. Like this is a

1:26:20

conman. With

1:26:23

Madame Blavatsky and Aleister Crowley, part

1:26:25

of what they were trying to do was

1:26:27

give you some kind of mastery over whatever

1:26:29

you think about magical abilities or being able

1:26:33

to harness the esoteric arts. The goal was

1:26:35

to open up the coffers so that you

1:26:37

could understand and then you could go and

1:26:40

maybe experience some of these things

1:26:42

on your own. I think that's

1:26:44

how everyone would deal with that.

1:26:46

Obviously Madame Blavatsky had semi-occult,

1:26:48

but mostly it was like a series of

1:26:51

people kind of taking care of her. But

1:26:54

mostly it was like not

1:26:56

innocent, but it was kind of

1:26:58

for thoughts for thought's sake. Maybe

1:27:01

you could get something out of this practice. The

1:27:03

Nazis did take quite a few ideas from

1:27:05

you. Well, there was the issue. It was

1:27:07

even the same process. The thing with David

1:27:09

Ike is that I still feel that everybody's

1:27:11

looking for their fang. It

1:27:14

was their gimmick. For

1:27:16

a while he was trying the circles and it was dumb. Then

1:27:19

he was trying the normal woo-wee-woo, like, oh,

1:27:21

we got to get ourselves out of our

1:27:23

own way. We're all

1:27:25

psychic beings and we're going through every 10

1:27:27

years. The

1:27:30

first time it was supposed to be 1997 was the end of the

1:27:32

world. Then it was like 2001 was the end of the world. Then

1:27:34

2012 was going to be the end of the world. All

1:27:38

this fucking bullshit. He couldn't put all this together. He couldn't

1:27:40

really figure it out. I

1:27:42

think that there were several things. He

1:27:45

found this. He also brings up Robert

1:27:47

E. Howard. He talked about reptilians being an

1:27:49

awesome villain in general. There

1:27:51

was a lot of talk. If you look at other people

1:27:53

that have talked about alien abduction materials, people

1:27:56

who have dealt with alien abductions have

1:27:58

talked about their being. A gray.

1:28:00

And mantis and a reptilian all hanging out

1:28:03

there. All a team of rivals work at

1:28:05

on the ship together and people have talked

1:28:07

about this like seeing that kind of imagery.

1:28:09

What we've. Got into gnosticism. And

1:28:12

he saw. The. Are cause and

1:28:14

you was looking. For. Thing

1:28:16

the I'd be like this it's always been

1:28:18

swing. Who. Saw the Arkansas

1:28:20

and they were likely described. As

1:28:23

dragon. Like as. A blizzard like and the

1:28:25

archives of the villain of the Gnostic World which

1:28:27

is this idea. They were like fuck forms that

1:28:29

are coming to corrupt us like the in there

1:28:32

and are still in our energy. Their Father Rice

1:28:34

was the villain of the Agnostic World's. Other

1:28:38

people had gnosticism to go to sleep on top of the.

1:28:42

I'll give you the invisible you'll love it and understand

1:28:45

it even better you were you might I did the

1:28:47

but you are picky took that he was a that's

1:28:49

it and then he got into the he started looking

1:28:51

up. I think it's went to

1:28:53

the library and he site famous next.

1:28:57

Sex when will this come up And

1:28:59

then he discovered that the concept of

1:29:01

the and not t a new idea

1:29:03

of dried the you know the the

1:29:05

idea of these like steak people and

1:29:07

or or lizard headed people because his

1:29:09

ideas that you take every piece of

1:29:11

wood is Liam Gilgamesh talks about lizard

1:29:13

people other things talk about like have

1:29:15

little like. Dragon. Like characters your

1:29:18

and sit of him saying in his head.

1:29:20

Oh. This is allegory, poetry fiction for thousands

1:29:22

of years ago Keys: it's like oh now

1:29:25

I if I tell you it's a bit

1:29:27

of a real then maybe you think about

1:29:29

different fleeting lesson and I tell you it's

1:29:31

actually busy Mail Hieroglyphs they were in comic

1:29:33

books, they were picture books. You say it's

1:29:35

like a photography A man ten big was

1:29:38

at man. he came into the room and

1:29:40

everyone's like oh he goes and nobody scared

1:29:42

of him cause he used to and still

1:29:44

make the big guys in the high Seas

1:29:46

bigger than the rest of them. Oh it

1:29:48

might be symbolic that the he was. more

1:29:50

culturally potent that's what does ass and

1:29:53

fucking tight he was some of them

1:29:55

city was is physically lot of them

1:29:57

it is an exact voter representation of

1:29:59

those people Yeah,

1:30:01

he just kind of talks. Help

1:30:03

me! What the

1:30:05

fuck was the most extensive here? I gotta

1:30:07

break you out of this. Children of the

1:30:09

Matrix, it says the most comprehensive explanation ever

1:30:12

written of the reptilian manipulation of human society.

1:30:14

It is 499 pages long. I've

1:30:18

known you for 22 years. I

1:30:20

don't think I've ever not listened to

1:30:22

you more. Now

1:30:31

one of David Icke's many goals with

1:30:33

the biggest secret is to chart the

1:30:35

history of the interbreeding tribe of bloodlines

1:30:37

that control the world today, thereby revealing

1:30:40

the true nature of the capital G,

1:30:42

capital A, global agenda. This

1:30:44

conspiracy is three-pronged. Remove

1:30:47

those who are a threat to the agenda, use

1:30:49

those in positions of power to enact the

1:30:52

agenda and create problematic events so the people

1:30:54

in power can come forth with a solution,

1:30:56

thereby subconsciously ensuring that the world has faith

1:30:58

in the institutions that serve the agenda. And

1:31:01

David Icke acts like he made it up.

1:31:03

He called it problem, reaction, solution. He said

1:31:05

he made that up and he did. It's

1:31:07

called a false flag. It's been around for...

1:31:10

Ancient history. Over

1:31:13

millennia, the bloodlines have created a network

1:31:16

of mystery schools like the Hermetic

1:31:18

Order of the Golden Dawn

1:31:20

and secret societies like the

1:31:22

Freemasons to covertly introduce said

1:31:24

agenda while simultaneously creating all

1:31:26

religions to mentally imprison the

1:31:28

masses and give convenient excuses

1:31:30

for wars when needed. And

1:31:32

even though there are some

1:31:34

women involved, like a certain

1:31:36

HRC. Uh,

1:31:39

yeah, somebody get the balsa wood

1:31:41

because somebody's cage needs to be

1:31:43

relined. This is my favorite part.

1:31:46

The conspirators are overwhelmingly male

1:31:48

and since they go back to

1:31:50

Babylonian times, David Icke refers to

1:31:53

them as the Babylonian Brotherhood. Or

1:31:55

Brotherhood of the Flame. And Brotherhood

1:31:57

of the Serpent. Yes, basically everything

1:31:59

of consequence that's ever happened in human

1:32:01

history is due to the machinations of the

1:32:03

Brotherhood. That's where you're a fucking idiot, Eddie.

1:32:06

I feel like one. That's the nearest. The

1:32:09

Brotherhood includes, amongst other lesser

1:32:11

bloodlines, the British and European

1:32:14

royalties, along with all of

1:32:16

their aristocracy's, every duke, every...

1:32:19

what are some of the other ones? Dowagers?

1:32:21

I don't fucking know. Dowager countesses.

1:32:24

There's also the Rothschild banking

1:32:26

family, the Rockefellers, probably

1:32:28

all the US presidents. Probably.

1:32:31

Most of them. Most. Probably

1:32:33

all. The Sheriff of Nottingham. He was

1:32:36

in it. He was bad. Martin Luther

1:32:38

King, Sr. and a man Winnie the

1:32:40

Pooh. He's real. And

1:32:43

all United States bankers. But I'm sure

1:32:45

that you know all that, being the

1:32:48

thinking people that you are. Oh, yeah,

1:32:50

everybody's already fucking at their local

1:32:52

bank, asking for their money in

1:32:54

gold coin. But what you

1:32:56

didn't know is that there's

1:32:59

a secret behind the secret.

1:33:01

The biggest secret. And that

1:33:03

secret is that the global

1:33:06

agenda is created, controlled and

1:33:08

guided by an alien race

1:33:10

called the Reptilian. There's the

1:33:13

guys. Yeah. There, the

1:33:15

dear, the ones doing it. The guys. And

1:33:17

it makes sense that they're named after a

1:33:19

creature on Earth. But

1:33:23

it has not always been here on

1:33:25

Earth. Let's not get too far ahead

1:33:28

of ourselves, my friend. Also, one of

1:33:30

the more biologically imperative explanations is that

1:33:32

the lizards naturally, they come from a

1:33:34

world where instead of the primate getting

1:33:36

consciousness, it was the lizard. Now,

1:33:39

as far as where these reptilians came from

1:33:41

and when they got here, I

1:33:44

quote ancient alien author Zacharias Sitchin in

1:33:46

his claim that the reptilians were first

1:33:48

known on Earth as the Anunnaki. Anunnaki.

1:33:50

They were believed at first, I think,

1:33:52

to hail from the planet Nibiru, which

1:33:55

collided with one of its moons to

1:33:57

create our solar system. systems asteroid belt.

1:33:59

And from what Henry has told me,

1:34:01

well, we already went through all that.

1:34:03

When Neptune or- Do you want me

1:34:05

to do it again? It's Venus. Well,

1:34:08

Nibiru clashing to planet X and then it split

1:34:10

off into Earth and Venus and then Venus gave

1:34:12

us our ice. That's why we have ice. Yes,

1:34:14

but at the beginning- But Venus is hotter than

1:34:17

Earth. Because it's closer to the

1:34:19

sun. It was just on its way- On its way

1:34:21

towards its ice. On its way towards its ice and

1:34:23

it's why we have ice. Because Earth used to be

1:34:25

totally tropical and the only people who lived on Earth

1:34:27

were black people. And on Mars, which was closer to

1:34:29

the sun at the time because it got moved out

1:34:32

during the explosion, was filled with mystical, technologically advanced white

1:34:34

people. And then when the ship changed, when

1:34:37

Mars got knocked out of orbit, all of the

1:34:39

magical white people from Mars jumped on the planet

1:34:41

Earth, killed all the black people here, but then

1:34:43

the reptilians showed up on the planet Earth and

1:34:45

took all the white people, fucked a bunch of

1:34:48

them, made a bunch of people, then would go

1:34:50

on to become the black nobility. Those bloodlines would

1:34:52

go on to take care of the planet Earth

1:34:54

from then on. So are black people not reptilians?

1:34:57

No. No. Actually, he said

1:34:59

David- Except for Barack Obama, but

1:35:01

he's half white. Yeah, exactly. No,

1:35:03

from what- Again, it's because he's

1:35:05

from white. From what David Icke

1:35:07

says, the only royalty that is

1:35:09

not reptilian is African royalty. Okay.

1:35:12

Yeah. Okay. I can get behind

1:35:14

that. There's always something. That's the

1:35:16

thing though, that's the hook. He's

1:35:18

got you hooked. Now

1:35:20

the beings known as the Anunnaki first came to Earth

1:35:22

450,000 years ago- To

1:35:25

the date. Before the

1:35:27

destruction of Nibiru so they could enslave humans

1:35:29

to mine gold, which could then be shipped

1:35:31

to their home world. But the headline here

1:35:34

is that the reptilian Anunnaki are the reason

1:35:36

why there are so many serpent gods throughout

1:35:38

human history. David Icke discovered more

1:35:40

about the secret history of the world

1:35:43

from an African shaman named Credo Mutwa,

1:35:45

who we mentioned and our sexual liaisons

1:35:47

at the Alien episode. Credo was the

1:35:49

guy who had a bad experience with the

1:35:51

greys and pissed on an alien's chest before

1:35:53

being forced to have sex with a blonde

1:35:55

monster woman's crew on vagina. Amen. We've all

1:35:57

been 25. But

1:36:01

outside of the Greys, Credo Mutwa

1:36:03

had extensive knowledge of all the

1:36:05

alien races that have been lovingly

1:36:07

and meticulously cataloged on Bibliotheca Pleiades

1:36:09

these many years. Yes. These

1:36:12

races include the Pleiadians. Space hippies. The

1:36:14

Plejarans. I actually am not sure of

1:36:16

the Plejarans. I think

1:36:18

the Pleiadians and the Plejarans are the same.

1:36:21

You're being racist. Weren't the

1:36:23

Plejarans, wasn't that a Dave

1:36:26

Huggins thing? Let

1:36:28

me check my encyclopedia there, anyway. Good.

1:36:31

Continue. The Plejarans represent all

1:36:33

of his plagiarism over here.

1:36:37

Yes, yes. Billy Meyer.

1:36:40

Billy Meyer. Thank you. Billy

1:36:42

Meyer was the Plejarans. Thank you,

1:36:45

Rob. Was he the guy, the

1:36:47

cleaning guy? That's Billy Mays. Billy

1:36:49

Mays. Pervent enthusiasm. Oh, that

1:36:51

guy. Yeah. Yeah, Billy Meyer was a totally different

1:36:53

guy, yeah. He created fake UFO

1:36:55

photos and he convinced a bunch of people that he

1:36:57

was like a guy, but he was just some weird,

1:36:59

fat Swedish guy. Yeah, yeah. He

1:37:02

had sex with, I think,

1:37:04

Asket, yeah, Simjasi, Peta. Yeah,

1:37:06

there was all kinds of stuff

1:37:08

going on. Good for him. Yeah. No,

1:37:11

he had fun. He had a lot of fun. But

1:37:14

this guy, Crudo Mutla, also- He was a very interesting

1:37:16

guy. He's a very interesting man. Very, very interesting. But

1:37:20

he had knowledge of the Draconians,

1:37:22

aka the Reptilians. Reptilians, by the

1:37:25

way, control the greys. You know,

1:37:27

the greys- Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

1:37:29

the Draconians rule the Reptilians. All

1:37:31

right. The Draconians rule the- But I

1:37:33

think that- Don't the Draconians rule the Reptilian

1:37:35

hybrids? No. That's

1:37:38

what. That's what. Well,

1:37:43

according to Crudo, the Reptilians have controlled humanity

1:37:46

for thousands of years, but they've

1:37:48

been a part of Earth's history for 350 million years. Or

1:37:51

I guess the Draconians. Draconians

1:37:54

are the ones of the planners. The

1:37:56

Reptilians are the foot soldiers of the Draconians. The

1:37:58

Reptilians work alongside the- the

1:38:01

grays. The grays are controlled by the tall

1:38:03

grays and the tall whites. Well

1:38:05

all reptiles and dinosaurs descend from

1:38:07

the Draconians, right? But some of

1:38:09

these dinosaurs evolved into bipedal humanoids

1:38:11

who maintained control over the mammalian

1:38:14

humanoids and those that are reptilians,

1:38:16

right? The funky ones, the F...

1:38:18

The Larry King. Yes, the

1:38:20

Larry King. These evolved

1:38:22

dinosaurs also created hybrid programs

1:38:25

that have been going on for hundreds of thousands

1:38:27

of years. That's how we got the Aryan race,

1:38:29

which means Nazis are reptilians, or at least the

1:38:31

high-ranking ones were. Hitler was

1:38:34

definitely reptilian. Oh yeah, yes.

1:38:36

Very much so. He made sure he

1:38:38

said that. Yeah, he made sure to

1:38:40

say that Hitler was a reptilian, therefore

1:38:42

not anti-Semitic. He's not anti-Semitic. Because he

1:38:44

doesn't like Hitler. Yeah. There

1:38:46

you go. Truth!

1:38:49

Now according to Credo Mutwa, part of

1:38:51

the reason why reptilians maintain control over

1:38:54

humans, part of the reason, and tell

1:38:56

me if this sounds familiar, is so

1:38:58

humans can be harvested for their adrenaline.

1:39:00

And the adrenaline of children is the

1:39:02

most potent and sought after. It is.

1:39:05

This is right. It's delicious. And those little

1:39:08

fuckers, man, they go. I'm sitting there, I'm

1:39:10

hanging out with my nieces and nephews, and

1:39:12

they're running around, they're like, when the fuck

1:39:14

will this stop? Are you gonna actually...

1:39:16

You promised me you'd send me her

1:39:18

pituitary glands. Oh, absolutely. I got an

1:39:20

ice cream scoop I'll give you before you leave the next

1:39:23

time you see go back to Cleveland. This is fucking check

1:39:25

players. Well,

1:39:27

this is right out of the QAnon playbook. Or

1:39:29

should I say that the 4chan pranksters who

1:39:32

created QAnon took a page from the reptilian

1:39:34

playbook. Which has been around since the beginning

1:39:36

of fucking time. This is exactly where the

1:39:38

QAnon belief that Democrats harvest children for adrenochrome

1:39:41

comes from. Because QAnon

1:39:43

is nothing more than a cobbling together

1:39:45

of the edgiest conspiracies out there. Which

1:39:47

makes sense considering how it came from the

1:39:50

edgiest place on the internet, 4chan.. Also, You

1:39:52

know that Credo Mutwa believed that he was

1:39:54

making prophetic sculptures, and there was a belief

1:39:56

that he predicted that AIDS was gonna be

1:39:58

a thing because... Was he made this? Ah.

1:40:01

Post the may dislike sculpture of a

1:40:03

king with a huge dick, any abortion

1:40:06

lesions which look like lesions on the

1:40:08

deck that run the exact shape as

1:40:10

the Aids ribbon. Arrested

1:40:14

all redbirds of the same Say

1:40:16

no, no, the. Death.

1:40:18

Of I to little are. You. Have

1:40:20

a low but belief would cozy a

1:40:22

ribbon again. Red. Red.

1:40:25

And. Of the yellow ribbon as the same shape

1:40:27

as the red ribbon The blue ribbon. yeah, I

1:40:29

know nobody is on the deck. How.

1:40:33

Dare you? Ribboned. For. Know.

1:40:35

What was your day? The South. Korea,

1:40:39

David Ike. There are three suggested origins for

1:40:41

the reptilians. The first theory is that the

1:40:43

Just Daily would you gotta we added just

1:40:45

him know. The second is that their inner

1:40:47

terrestrial hailing from the hollow. Or the third

1:40:50

is that they're from another dimension and they

1:40:52

manipulate humanity by possessing human body into. The

1:40:54

only way they can be in this reality

1:40:56

is by generating. Like a human

1:40:59

body or popping humans from the other

1:41:01

dimension. And it makes sense that earth

1:41:03