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There's no place to escape, dude. This

2:07

is the last task on the left.

2:12

That's when the cannonballs have started. Oh,

2:19

shit! I'm

2:24

ready to go. Oh,

2:27

so many books. You

2:29

know what's really awesome about these books is

2:32

that I killed a fly

2:34

with one yesterday. And they're full of words.

2:37

Oh, yeah! Oh, don't you worry about that,

2:39

friend. There's a lot of words in

2:41

these books. So many words, it's almost like I'm

2:43

losing my fucking mind. But you know what? Did

2:45

you kill the fly with them? You

2:48

didn't use your lizard tongue? They

2:51

won't let me in. They won't let me in because

2:53

they're too big of a mouth. You know what it is?

2:55

Honestly, one of my biggest bones

2:57

to pick I have is, first of

3:00

all, you two psychological fascists. Okay,

3:02

psychological fascists. Psychological fascists with your

3:04

little five-cents world. Five-cents world? Give

3:06

your little five-cents world you trapped

3:08

in there. Five-cents world. How many

3:10

senses should I be living with?

3:12

Nine. You don't know. You're

3:14

just sitting there typing away, typing away. Nine as

3:16

in the number or no? No, no. One,

3:20

two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, friend.

3:22

You gotta count it. You gotta count

3:24

it out. What you think about that? Because you're sitting

3:26

there with a little bit of your myopic self-identities telling

3:29

me I'm wrong with my thoughts and my

3:31

actions and the things I think and my

3:33

opinion. If we're myopic, then

3:35

what are you? Oh, I'm

3:38

so open that I know that there's only

3:40

one way to think. Now,

3:42

can you become reptilian?

3:45

Because this morning when I went to the bathroom,

3:47

my toilet was just full of eggs. Oh,

3:50

sorry, friend. That is a bit of a white

3:52

poop. It's called colon cancer. You're

3:55

gonna get it, but it's illusion. Don't worry. Nothing

3:58

is solid. We're gonna last by guessing the

4:00

left leg. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is

4:02

Marcus Parks. I'm here with Henry Zabrowski, the

4:04

well-read Henry Zabrowski. Oh yeah, there's a whole

4:06

chapter called the AIDS scam. Cool. Yeah,

4:09

yeah, yeah, you were pointing that out right before.

4:11

Yeah. And then they have a chapter on the

4:13

Garden of Eden, but it's not until page 132.

4:16

Hey, you know, there's a lot of preamble.

4:19

Of course, that is literary critic Ed

4:21

Larson. I hate books,

4:24

that is. He

4:26

does hate a book. Well,

4:28

there was a lot of information conveyed

4:30

in last week's episode concerning David Ike's

4:32

reptilian agenda and how it has, according

4:34

to him, shaped humanity over the millennia.

4:37

Some might say it was an overwhelming amount of

4:39

information and we didn't even get to the half

4:41

of it. I would even say we got to

4:43

the eighth of it. What

4:46

is information? If that

4:48

is information, then what is

4:50

information? I have been

4:53

sick all week from what

4:55

I've learned. It is mentally

4:57

or physically? Both, emotionally. Yeah, I literally,

4:59

my neck, the moment the show was

5:01

over, I pinched a nerve in my

5:03

neck. I was so intense and mad

5:05

the entire time. You know why that

5:07

is? Why? Because there's obstructions

5:10

in your soul. You know what it is? There's

5:12

a bit of an obstruction there because

5:14

as you can say, we're just the

5:16

same physical. Your neck ain't physical. All

5:19

right. It's a hologram. You've got a

5:21

hologram neck holding up your big floppy big

5:23

old big head. Or your head's

5:25

too real for its own good. You need a

5:27

fake head, Fred. At least I'm a pig and

5:30

not a reptile. That is true. If you were

5:32

a reptile, I'd say you would be a Gila

5:34

monster. Oh my God. Yeah, man. You know if

5:36

one of those bites you, you have to

5:38

drown them in order to get

5:40

them to fucking release their grasp

5:43

on you. Wow. Yeah,

5:45

just like Whitney Houston. Haha, got her. Got

5:47

her. Got her. Good

5:49

boy. Good owner play. Well

5:51

while we will get to more of

5:53

David Ike's reptilian agenda in this episode,

5:55

it might be a good time to

5:58

talk about what David Ike's reptilian agenda

6:00

is. Ike is actually doing with the

6:02

reptilian agenda and why he's doing it.

6:04

Selling up to 150 tickets per day.

6:07

Yeah man, he's selling a lot of

6:09

tickets. I can't believe this shit. He's

6:12

doing good. And answering that question, we

6:14

might answer some of the biggest questions

6:16

and identify some of the motivations behind

6:18

modern conspiracy thought. Now the

6:20

thing about David Ike is that while his

6:23

jumble of confusing theories and beliefs mirror those

6:25

that you might see in a cult, Ike

6:27

himself seems to have no interest in being

6:29

a cult leader. Really, if you

6:31

boil David Ike down to his essence,

6:34

he's an entertainer with both a messiah

6:36

and persecution complex who truly believes his

6:38

own bullshit. You know what made me

6:41

start to truly believe that he

6:43

believes was that I was watching

6:45

some talk get Gaia. Guys,

6:47

if you want to understand your

6:49

boomer. The streaming network Gaia. Yeah,

6:51

yeah. If you want to look

6:54

inside of the gem wearing woman

6:56

with no bra that works

6:58

at the heart of the Hallmark store. Yeah,

7:00

the Sonoma network. Yeah, if you want to

7:02

meet, if you want to know what she's

7:04

like, just watch Gaia. Let

7:07

it just kind of wash over you to you

7:09

don't feel anything anymore. David Ike

7:11

at the end of this interview, he's talking about

7:14

all this, this woman's trying to ask him, this

7:16

is an interview, this psychic woman who says that

7:18

don't worry, David Ike's, all of this stuff talking

7:20

about reptilians and the recontic forces, they're completely totally

7:22

verified by her 12 spiritual

7:25

guides. Each one

7:27

has said like, you know, one

7:29

is a Copa commander. Another

7:31

one is Tony the tiger and

7:33

then Marie Antoinette is there. And personally, I've

7:35

been talking with Mary Todd Lincoln and she

7:38

told me I'm God's cousin, which

7:40

is honestly one early because

7:42

I got a lot of shit coming down the pipe.

7:44

I'm going to need to be that to fix up.

7:46

But the very end, she just goes to the super

7:49

David. We hear so much about

7:51

truth and we hear so much about your

7:54

renegade lifestyle. But David,

7:56

what do you like? What do you like

7:58

to do? It's like, oh, me, you know, I like to do it. I like to do it. I look

8:00

to work, I look to

8:02

spread truth. You know, it's

8:04

what I do. I mostly write, I

8:06

think, I challenge myself. She's like,

8:08

but no, David, that's all work. What do you do

8:10

for yourself? And he's like,

8:13

I like landscapes. That's

8:17

it? Like lawns. Like, does he

8:19

like landscaping? Does

8:21

he like, is he talking about landscape

8:24

paintings? No. Photography?

8:26

No. Looking at the

8:28

horizon? No. He likes hills. He

8:32

just likes to go- I mean, I like bushes and

8:34

hills. Yeah, I love bushes and hills. But is that

8:36

your hobby? Landscape. I

8:38

mean, landscaping is my hobby. Yeah,

8:40

you're a burger. He just looks

8:43

at grass. The fact that he's

8:45

like, oh, could you sit there and look at a

8:47

blade of grass for an hour and a half? I

8:49

was like, oh, you are real. Yeah.

8:52

This is really how you think. Yeah. So

8:55

you think that he believes it. Yeah.

8:58

I don't think there's any way that he

9:00

possibly believes it because he creates the nonsense.

9:02

We'll get there. The reason why I think

9:04

he believes it is because it gets vaguer

9:07

and vaguer. Well, and also remember the

9:09

psychic told him way back in the

9:11

day that sometimes you will find this

9:13

information and sometimes this information will appear

9:16

to you. So to him, his imagination

9:19

is the higher power of telling him all

9:21

of the information that he needs to impart

9:23

to humanity. So anything that pops into his

9:25

head, he can say that it comes from

9:27

somewhere else. It can and will be real.

9:29

He is saying imagination is as important as

9:31

facts. Now the other thing that bothered me

9:33

about it all week was if

9:36

he is right, wouldn't

9:38

he have been killed by now? Eddie,

9:41

you are a joke. Borrow me. Come

9:44

on. I mean, what

9:46

a team. I mean,

9:48

why don't Marcus sidebar? We're

9:52

going to need to get Eddie off the

9:54

show. Yeah, I think it's because you mean

9:57

he's questioning too much. He

10:01

won't allow it in. I don't think so. I

10:04

don't know who do you want to try. Anybody.

10:08

I was going to call David Ike. Well,

10:12

as we said last episode, David Ike

10:14

almost attacks his reader with a mountain

10:16

of increasingly incredulous information, then tells the

10:19

reader that they're either an idiot if

10:21

they don't believe what he's saying, or

10:24

that everyone else is an

10:26

idiot if they don't join what both

10:28

you and Ike are buying into. Here

10:30

we go. Here's just an example of

10:32

what you have to withstand

10:34

from him. The ignorant arrogance

10:36

of cult puppet Greta Thurnberg

10:38

is a most blatant public

10:41

example. It is the mushroom

10:43

technique. Keep them in the dark and

10:45

feed them bullshit. All right? All

10:47

right. We are on a train fueled by

10:50

bullshit, hurtling towards oblivion,

10:52

pulling behind an endless

10:55

line of wagons, fools

10:57

who overflowing with bullshit.

10:59

We have bullshit opposed

11:02

by more bullshit ignorance,

11:04

imposed by more ignorance.

11:08

I can't believe he came for Greta. I

11:11

actually believe she might be a red silver. Oh,

11:14

come on. Look at her little head. She's a

11:16

child. Children of tiny heads. Sounds like it's

11:18

her fault. By

11:24

now, she's got to be like 21, right? Yeah, she's

11:26

like 35. It all happened like two years ago.

11:28

They don't think it was like six.

11:30

Was it really? Yeah, buddy. Man, time flies when

11:33

you're having a great time. It really does. She's

11:35

21. She's 21? She's

11:37

21. Hell yeah, let's get hammered. Yeah, fuck

11:40

it, dude. Guess what? Greta, man.

11:42

You're talking about the fucking end of the world. You fucking

11:44

yager bomb. You got me to fucking give a shit about

11:46

the drive guy. Well,

11:53

this tactic of saying you're an idiot if

11:55

you don't believe or everyone else is an

11:57

idiot if they don't believe us, this is

12:00

actually more successful than we might hope.

12:02

The wake Up Sheeple strategy if you wells

12:04

and promote it seems David I is one

12:06

of the originators of is medically aggressive style

12:09

of See Arise or Bill Cooper before him.

12:11

Well yeah, Bill Cooper. A little good

12:13

for either one of the originate yes, And.

12:15

Also don't know how much David I can Bill

12:17

Cooper touch like I don't know if David I

12:20

polls of Zion. Nailed. The prologue outline of

12:22

a Touch tips. In that way, they both use the

12:24

same shit. They say the same thing they're all saying.

12:26

What I mean is I don't know if David I

12:28

was aware of Bill Cooper. Oh yeah he

12:30

definitely what he thinks. Oh my god

12:33

I love the see him at a

12:35

urinal cross together. as bad as a

12:37

loud allowed to the bathroom and air

12:39

is as popular effect through an. Hour

12:43

ago. David I'm. Officially

12:46

considered, I saw my

12:48

daughter's father other. Know,

12:52

Like most conspiracy theory personalities, David

12:54

Ike speaks to people whose lives

12:56

are usually cold, hard, cruel, or

12:58

a best. Just plain. Boring. Whatever

13:00

the reason, these are people who

13:03

want their lives shaken up. Moreover,

13:05

I. Target demographic wants answers as to

13:08

why the world is the way it

13:10

is and conspiracy theorists have a stripe

13:12

are able to give those people have

13:14

very specific answer to that question. It

13:17

is interesting because if you look at.

13:20

Neo. Nazi ideology.

13:23

In it's most aggressive forms as we just covered

13:25

like it's kind of interesting, has recovered a. It's

13:28

recovered. A super serious version of this

13:30

with honors breath. Yeah. And

13:32

this is now becoming even more serious

13:34

as is becoming just as serious. But

13:36

the. this ama lohberg it's

13:39

a slow burn but the demo

13:41

is changed were honors breivik was was

13:43

radicalized by material that specifically looked for

13:45

young disenfranchised med that is kind

13:47

of sad across the board what neo

13:50

nazi groups are trying to guys

13:52

guys with nothing to lose their are

13:54

fuck it dude basically bullet shields for

13:56

a bunch of people that are

13:58

hiding behind various organizations, but

14:01

David Ike pulled from

14:03

the QAnon playbook, or maybe vice

14:05

versa. Vice versa. Vice versa, where

14:07

QAnon, what they understood implicitly, was

14:09

like, oh, we got to go

14:11

for the boomers. We got to

14:13

go. They knew when

14:15

Paul Ferber, who basically was Q,

14:17

went to InfoWars, he went specifically

14:20

looking to attract people with

14:22

disposable income and nothing to do

14:24

with this ever pervasive feeling that

14:26

society is pulling away from them

14:28

and no one understands them anymore,

14:31

no one wants to understand them

14:33

anymore, which is beginning to feel

14:35

in some way in their own

14:37

mind, this grand conspiracy of why

14:39

my son doesn't want to have

14:41

Christmas in Sheboygan anymore. I

14:44

heard that QAnon actually came from some guy losing

14:46

his Scrabble and just looking down at his words

14:48

and trying to pull one off. Your

14:52

little jokes. And why

14:55

we're here today. Well,

14:58

in short, there are shadowy kabols, secret

15:01

societies, and men behind the curtain galore

15:03

who are deliberately keeping people just like

15:05

you from being successful or finding any

15:07

sense of meaning in your existence. And

15:09

none of it is your fault because

15:12

the people in charge are so powerful,

15:14

intelligent, evil, and sneaky. But

15:16

you can use crystals and vibes and beat

15:18

all of them. Kind

15:20

of. That is basically how the Holocaust

15:22

happened. The stab in the back conspiracy

15:25

theory. Even before the Nazis

15:27

came to power or even existed, Germans

15:29

were saying that a cabal of communist

15:31

Jews forced Germany surrender in World War

15:33

I, even though they were winning the

15:35

war, which they weren't. This

15:37

conspiracy theory was spread by German military leaders

15:39

who were trying to cover up the mistakes

15:41

that had led to Germany surrender. What it

15:44

led to instead, after it was picked up

15:46

by the Nazis, was the Holocaust. Yeah.

15:52

David Eich, however, was able to put

15:54

a new spin on conspiracy tactics in

15:56

two ways. One, he

15:59

made his conspiracy. a sci-fi adventure

16:01

where aliens are real, the

16:03

villains are literal monsters, humanity

16:05

is the underdog who will

16:07

one day overthrow their cruel

16:09

masters, and life really is

16:11

just as exciting and interesting

16:13

as you always wanted it to be.

16:15

I know that's the kind of line

16:17

that we've seen with LRH, understood implicitly,

16:20

like you got to make it a

16:22

sci-fi adventure to get guys to jump

16:24

along. You're because you are specifically looking

16:26

for people that are bored and frustrated

16:28

with their very mundane day-to-day life. So

16:30

now it's like some people, we've talked about

16:33

this in the show many times, why do

16:35

moms just start doing meth? Just

16:38

to add a spike to drama, you just

16:40

try to add something new, you meet new

16:42

people, you're getting railed in a Motel 6.

16:44

This hasn't happened to me before, I'm seeing

16:46

shapeshifted lizards everywhere, and guess what, and it's

16:48

all about the friends you made along the

16:51

way. How does this, as like a form

16:53

of this always kind of happen, like starting

16:55

with the bible and going with dragons in

16:57

medieval time and shit like that? Well it

16:59

depends, I actually wonder, because he's

17:01

basing a lot of his, it's

17:03

all about the dead sea

17:06

scrolls, the Nag Hammadi, the Gnostics. So

17:08

he went and found old imagery

17:10

of lizards and serpent people that

17:12

has been around everywhere, like the

17:14

Hopi have, the ant people, the

17:16

Chitauri, and they have all these,

17:18

there's different depictions. I sometimes wonder

17:20

if it was just Sumerian Marvel

17:22

movies. And it

17:24

was just drawn shit on a wall, and they're like, that's

17:26

fucking cool, right? And they're like, I

17:28

mean, I know they can tell stories, and there's

17:30

no way that they're possibly allegorical. Well I mean

17:33

it is, in a way, like I see what

17:35

you're saying, I mean it's, a lot of those

17:37

old myths are like people

17:39

trying, like human beings with these newfangled

17:41

brains trying to make sense of the

17:43

world. Not being able to understand

17:45

it, but knowing that there's something going on here

17:47

and trying to make sense of it. So in

17:49

a way, yeah, but there also

17:52

weren't people that were pointing towards

17:54

the Dragon King as the reason

17:56

why you can't get a job.

17:58

Yeah, not yet. I mean, who knows

18:00

what they did with ancient Sumer? Yeah. But

18:04

Ike's most dangerous spin, the one that really

18:06

took off and helped create the QAnon movement,

18:08

is that he made conspiracy theory a game.

18:11

With Ike's worldview, you could play

18:13

spot the reptilian with literally anyone

18:15

in the world by guessing who

18:17

was a part of the reptilian

18:19

agenda and who wasn't. Oprah,

18:22

yes. Rachel Ray, shockingly no.

18:25

Really? Oh yeah, all too human.

18:27

Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson, no. Really?

18:29

Full human, yeah, give me more. Well, you think

18:31

you would be a- John King. Yes.

18:34

Definitely, yeah, you think Mike Tyson could take care of all those

18:36

pigeons if he was a reptilian? Fuck no, man. No, you hate

18:38

him, you're right. You hate him, he'd be sucking all the blood

18:40

out of him. Thank God

18:42

he's there. It's

18:46

true though, this thing, it's fun, it's

18:48

all fun and games, but it's

18:51

real. Like it gives you

18:53

the, it's why video

18:55

games are so fun. You get

18:57

to direct the action. And while

18:59

this gamifying of conspiracy theory may

19:02

sound harmless, it has

19:04

ended in murder and even terrorism

19:06

multiple times. And it often touches

19:08

tips with QAnon. In

19:11

2019, a QAnon believer and Proud Boys

19:13

member named Bucky Wolf stabbed his brother

19:15

in the head with a four foot

19:17

long sword because Bucky believed that his

19:19

brother was a reptilian. He could have

19:21

just been looking for an excuse, but

19:24

at the same time, it's not good.

19:26

He got put away. Yeah, of course.

19:28

In another case, three years ago, a

19:30

40 year old surf instructor and QAnon

19:33

believer from Santa Barbara drove his 10

19:35

month old daughter and two year old

19:37

son to Mexico. There he killed both

19:39

kids with a spear gun because he

19:42

was convinced that they had reptilian DNA

19:44

passed on by their mother. By murdering

19:46

them, he truly believed that he was

19:48

helping to save the world from monsters.

19:51

Lastly, on Christmas day, 2020, a

19:54

man named Anthony Warner who believed in the

19:56

reptilian conspiracy became a suicide bomber when he

19:58

parked in a car. his RV in

20:01

downtown Nashville in front of an

20:03

AT&T building. He then broadcast a

20:05

warning from inside the RV telling

20:07

everyone this fucker's about to explode.

20:10

Then he triggered the bomb that he

20:12

presumably thought would be a strike against

20:14

the reptilian brotherhood or at the very

20:16

least their 5G network. Their 5G network.

20:19

Because if it wasn't for

20:21

them finally developing 5G

20:23

from inside of their cages, the

20:26

reptilians were then able to activate

20:28

the dormant cells in our bloods

20:30

that would then become guess what?

20:33

What? Just say a thing for the last couple of years. Mayonnaise.

20:36

No. Couple of years. Couple of

20:39

years. Climate change. No.

20:41

Climate change was created and that was created by a group

20:44

inside of Rome. Human created climate

20:46

change is an absolute total fallacy. We're

20:48

just fucking in a microwave period. COVID.

20:51

Yes. Ah. Circle

20:55

gets the square. Well, three people

20:57

were injured when this dude blew

20:59

up the RV and he of

21:02

course himself also died. But

21:04

he wouldn't have been able to call anyone without the 5G. I

21:07

don't think you're... No, I think he was on LTE.

21:09

Yeah, he reviewed the way, yeah. But this could have

21:11

been far worse. I

21:14

mean he did this at 6.30am on Christmas day.

21:16

But he did it in downtown Nashville. Imagine if

21:18

he would have done this, I don't know, on

21:21

a Saturday night in downtown Nashville.

21:23

Imagine how fucking horrible that would be.

21:25

It kind of adds to the dreamlike

21:27

aspect of... I know January 6th keeps

21:29

coming up. We don't... I

21:31

think some people think that we're obsessed with it.

21:34

It's not that. I mean it's

21:36

one of the most pivotal events in modern

21:38

American history. It's a huge deal. It's

21:40

just that 400 fat dudes take over the Capitol.

21:42

But it's a great example

21:44

of this new world we're sort

21:46

of headed into which is a...

21:49

There's a dreamlike nature to it. This

21:52

guy, if

21:54

he did want to do maximum effective kill

21:56

enough people, there's enough examples of showing how

21:58

to do that. probably

22:01

weirdly because he warned people

22:03

that it was coming, that he probably

22:05

didn't want to do a mass event.

22:07

He was so just driven by this

22:10

missionary, this idea that it seemed probably

22:13

not real up until the moments

22:15

it was happening almost. And if you look at

22:17

the January 6th, what happened that day was the

22:19

same thing, was a bunch of people showed up

22:21

from the internet who almost kind of seemed

22:23

almost confused that it was happening in

22:25

many ways except for the architects of it. Some of

22:27

them probably from within the White House, some from outside

22:30

of the White House, that were kind of orchestrating

22:34

this weird kind of, it's a

22:36

semi, it's a hallucinatory thing. The

22:38

dude who showed up with like

22:40

zip ties and

22:42

wrote, they were there. They made

22:44

t-shirts! But

22:47

I do get what you're saying, there were plenty of

22:50

people that were just there and they're wandering around, like

22:52

you see that guy wandering around the Capitol. I'm not

22:54

a big crowd like that, I'm just walking around, I

22:57

get interested when I see that kind of madness. I'd

22:59

show up and look around, you know, and then I

23:01

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23:05

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23:07

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26:10

over the years, Ike's theories can essentially be summed

26:12

up by the claim that nothing is real and

26:15

everything you've ever been told is a lie. Case

26:18

in point is Ike's view of

26:20

American history. In his world, Christopher

26:22

Columbus was on the payroll of

26:24

the Reptilian Brotherhood funded through the

26:26

Medici Banking family and Leonardo da

26:28

Vinci, all Reptilians, and Columbus was

26:30

sent west to establish a new

26:32

Reptilian foothold on the way to

26:34

total world domination. He'll tell me,

26:36

I have got to go to America and

26:38

make America. Why

26:41

you got it, girls? You

26:44

talk to me, I got to make a floppy heart,

26:46

huh? Right? I'm a funny guy, Mr.

26:48

Columbus. I go there, I spank all the people that

26:50

live there already. I do it bad. Why

26:53

you telling me what to do, Mr. Lizard? I'm

26:55

a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm

26:58

a girl. I get the girl, they're

27:00

from the D's. My

27:03

question is, why didn't they just go

27:05

themselves? The Reptilians? Because

27:07

they wanted Christopher Columbus to go. This

27:10

is my big thing of like, why?

27:16

There's always a why. Why

27:18

does it need to be done this way? That's

27:20

always the question with the Reptilian conspiracy. Why

27:23

does it have to be like this? Because

27:25

the big thing that David Ike also brings

27:27

to the conspiracy theory, the world is this

27:29

concept of pyramids on pyramids. I put this

27:32

on my stupid Instagram, but it's like this

27:34

idea that there's like the permanent government, which

27:36

is the Reptilians, they talk to

27:38

the secret societies that we don't even know

27:40

about. We don't even know how they know

27:43

they're in it. If they don't

27:45

have names and they don't have emails, they

27:47

are a bunch of other secret societies. Then

27:49

talk to the secret societies that we know.

27:51

The Freemasons. The Freemasons, the Skullbones. That's level

27:53

three. Okay. And then they

27:56

talk to the big pharma. That's

27:59

the next place. The next layer is

28:01

show business. Okay. And

28:03

then the next layer is the President

28:05

of the United States of America. So

28:07

technically we're above the President? No, we're

28:09

at the very bottom. Yeah, we're not.

28:11

People, no show business. Yeah, we're not.

28:13

We're not. We're not. Yeah, we're

28:16

podcasters. We're still in the fridge. No, no,

28:18

no, I agree. I agree completely. I don't

28:20

understand. I'm just here as

28:22

a CIA officer trying to get my benefits. I

28:24

gotta try to get to my pension. Yeah, you

28:26

really do. Now, as

28:28

far as I can tell, the reptilians had left

28:30

the Americans alone up till this point. But

28:33

after their arrival and hundreds of years of

28:35

meddling and placing people like Satanist, reptilian, Benjamin

28:37

Franklin, and all the right places, reptilian George

28:39

Washington was inaugurated and became America's first figurehead.

28:41

It didn't seem like he needed to be

28:44

elected. He's a fucking reptilian shapeshifter. Why would

28:46

he have to be elected? He couldn't sit

28:48

down on the boat because of his big

28:50

ass fucking tail. The

28:52

illusion, my friend. Oh, I know. And

28:54

he's just as important as the reality, which is

28:57

also an illusion. I'm caught in the trap. Oh,

29:00

and we'll walk around. When

29:03

Ike's world, America has never been ruled

29:05

by Americans. It has never been the

29:08

land of the free because the reptilian

29:10

brotherhood has been pulling the strings from

29:12

their base in London this entire time.

29:14

Don't forget the British royal family,

29:16

all lizards. And there's a number one.

29:18

There's a number one. Yeah. All

29:20

of David Ike's world, the royal family

29:22

are the very peak of the pyramid.

29:24

It's incredible things. Even when he's

29:27

coming up with this conspiracy, he still can't shake

29:29

that fucking thing that some British

29:31

boomers have of the monarchy is the most important,

29:33

powerful thing in the world, even though they haven't

29:35

had power in hundreds of years. Hey, they had

29:38

corgis. We kicked the

29:40

shit out of them twice. We

29:42

learned it from them. Yeah, we did. Now,

29:45

by Establishing this idea with his

29:47

audience, specifically his American audience, David

29:49

Ike introduces not just mistrust in

29:51

the literal government, but the entire

29:54

idea of America itself from the

29:56

very beginning. The dream never existed.

29:58

And Anyone who is. Realize the

30:00

American Dream to it's full extent

30:02

is probably in league with monsters

30:05

I have now read almost to

30:07

completion for books by David Night

30:09

and each one. Has hundreds

30:11

of pages, explaining.

30:14

Why essentially your kids the like you

30:16

anymore? Why no one believes you? Why

30:18

do you think you're a fucking idiot?

30:21

Why The everyday basically just preparing you

30:23

for the fact that the second. You.

30:25

Flash one of these at the book Club

30:28

which he the children The Matrix or the

30:30

Tap. His most recent book which is bad.

30:33

Bad I've driven him so much money

30:36

summers when he was weeks but it's

30:38

like do you are a d It's

30:40

always preparing for this idea h one

30:42

about the whole world, the something that

30:45

ridicule and the only way like to

30:47

get to the base was. With.

30:49

Him is to eradicate the

30:51

very. Essence of Reality

30:54

which is the. Problem.

30:56

That is the problem the be it of what

30:58

he's like him as of the idea to in

31:00

order for you to believe even one iota. Of

31:03

what he's talking about. You have to

31:05

destruct. Your. Entire concept of what

31:08

is real names and then that

31:10

leaves you open. Carry that.

31:12

Know. What? This

31:14

idea that the dream never existed?

31:16

The idea that America isn't real,

31:18

never was real. This is one

31:20

of the great ironies of conspiracy

31:23

theory. And looking for a remedy

31:25

to their despair? believers? A conspiracy

31:27

theories only find more sorrow. They

31:29

replace one terrible thing with another.

31:31

What they gain, however, is a

31:33

sense of superiority over the people

31:35

who don't subscribe to their worldview,

31:37

and more importantly, copious amounts of

31:39

seizing anger. Now. one of

31:41

david ags other weapons besides aggression

31:43

is condescension and that's no on

31:45

display more than in his chapter

31:47

about america throughout i'd suggest that

31:49

american readers quote sit down quietly

31:51

and have a cup of sweet

31:53

tea so as to com ourselves

31:55

down as our entire history is

31:57

ripped apart before our very eyes

31:59

You drink coffee, you fuck. Hahahaha

32:04

For example, after telling us that the

32:06

federal income tax is not actually a

32:08

law, and that we've all been mind-controlled

32:10

into only believing that we have to

32:12

pay taxes because the IRS is a

32:14

terrorist organization controlled by reptilians, Yup, Ike

32:17

writes, quote, Have a sip of that

32:19

sweet tea, and take a

32:21

deep breath, alright, cause

32:23

I'm about to blow your

32:25

tiny little mind, and you post a

32:27

stamp consensus, I'm going to blow it

32:29

up, it's gonna shoot all over your

32:32

face in big juicy ropes, alright, you're not

32:34

gonna know what it's like, alright, cause the

32:36

thing is, you've got to believe, your head

32:38

chakra, your head chakra needs

32:40

to be explained to you by the art

32:43

chakra, right? Art

32:45

chakra's pronounced art Art

32:47

chakra, it's pronounced art Art chakra, it's pronounced

32:49

art Art chakra, it does, is that it?

32:52

It don't need explanations, it don't

32:55

need your five sense little rationalizations

32:57

for how things work, right, because

32:59

the art just knows what's going

33:02

on What are senses uh, six

33:04

through nine? Oh, you've

33:06

got to have jurisprudence, you've

33:08

got to have jurisprudence You're all,

33:10

you, my main thing is, truly,

33:13

this is a thing, I bet David, I guess

33:15

that We're cutting down

33:17

on our usage of peripheral vision,

33:20

which is starting, just

33:22

all at limit, I'll view Because we're

33:24

sitting here watching a football games, playing

33:26

little bibbidi boos, playing little games with

33:28

their furious birds Oh, it's

33:31

making the birds angry, I'll tell you what

33:33

it is I'll tell you what, it's the

33:35

electronic messages in the sky But that's sight,

33:38

and that's one of the five senses, I

33:40

asked about senses six through nine That's

33:42

not sight, it's peripheral vision's different,

33:44

sight to the side, as you

33:46

see things, speaking up on you

33:48

Like, squirrel, Trump, take your sandwich,

33:51

and mom may also Squirrel's taking

33:53

your sandwich You know what,

33:56

placebo is Japanese for bullshit,

33:58

yeah And

34:01

also we have to be immune to the

34:03

crime being different. Uh-huh. And

34:06

that's a sense. Yeah.

34:10

What then? Now

34:12

after showing readers why

34:14

Americans, the supposed good guys of the 20th

34:17

century, are actually founded and run by a

34:19

reptilian, Ike further muddies reality

34:21

by telling us that the bad guys are

34:23

reptilians as well. Now Ike does

34:25

make some truth with his lies. For example,

34:27

his claim that the Nazis were an offshoot

34:30

of the occult tool society is somewhat true.

34:32

Although I think it would be more accurate

34:34

to say that the Nazis were influenced by

34:36

the beliefs of the tool society. Well

34:38

they liked the beliefs of the tool society.

34:40

Some of them were in there, but it was mostly

34:43

just like a dick-sucking group

34:45

for a bunch of hateful nerds. Could be, yeah.

34:47

Well the tool society, if you'll

34:49

remember from our Nazis in the Occult

34:51

series, believed that Atlantis was real and

34:53

that the Aryan race were descended from

34:56

said Atlanteans, making the Germanic people the

34:58

descendants of the superior Atlantean race. So

35:01

that can't possibly be true because white people came

35:03

from Mars in a giant 12-foot

35:05

tall deco dehedron called the

35:08

Merkaba that they slid through to come here in

35:10

order to defeat the ancient black people that you

35:12

slip through. Is that what he said? That's what

35:15

everybody says. But he's white! Well

35:22

that's part of his thing, is that we

35:25

all have reptilian, we have

35:27

lizard brains. Our brains are

35:29

literally built upon actual lizard

35:31

brains. All humans, including him, all

35:33

white people, have lizard brains inside their heads. Yes,

35:36

even though that is just kind of like a common

35:38

nomenclature for a piece of the brain. If that ever

35:40

actually called the lizard brain, it never belonged to a

35:42

lizard. It's a thing about

35:44

instincts in the back of your head, but he

35:46

takes it as literal much like he takes the

35:49

movie The Matrix. He still acts as

35:51

if it's a documentary. He takes a lot of movies.

35:53

He believes that a lot of movies are real. Now

35:55

is it Neo because of Neo-Nazi? No,

35:58

it's spelled up a one. Oh,

36:01

okay. But all David Icke has

36:03

to do is add, and they were also

36:05

reptilians, to any group,

36:15

society, or government in human history to seduce

36:17

his reader into believing that the only world

36:19

that truly exists is the one that David

36:21

Icke has created in the pages of The

36:24

Biggest Secret. To make matters

36:26

more confusing, Icke casually drops that the reptilian

36:28

in charge of the Nazis was not Hitler,

36:30

but Joseph Mengele. Then further confuses the point

36:32

by claiming that the Nazis were founded by

36:34

their worst enemies, the Communists. Well, did they

36:36

think Mengele was the guy? Yeah, he thinks

36:39

that Mengele was the guy. The time guy.

36:42

Yeah. The guy at out. He was the secret leader. The

36:44

guy at Birkenau, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that would

36:46

be great. If fan

36:48

fiction twins, are you ready for this?

36:51

The movie, Danny DeVito and

36:53

Arnold Schwarzenegger, go to South

36:55

America to kill Joseph

36:57

Mengele together to find out what

36:59

he did to make Danny

37:01

DeVito look like that. That's actually very...

37:04

That's actually... I feel there's important themes. I think

37:07

we can learn a lot about forgiving, because they

37:09

get down to Mengele, and they go there, and

37:11

they're like, you know, they're with the 95-year-old Mengele,

37:13

and then they said they were like, you know,

37:15

and they get to know him. You know,

37:17

eventually they're like, maybe he's not that bad. Yeah,

37:20

and they go... They all go on vacation together?

37:22

Yeah. It explains why Schwarzenegger

37:25

was on the island in the first one. Exactly.

37:27

And it turns out he was there all day,

37:29

and he is his own father. Yeah.

37:31

We need to give you a

37:33

pet room. I just want to

37:36

hear you say the words, twins

37:38

meets boys from Brazil. Yeah, and

37:40

they'll be like, holy shit. But

37:43

this is a right-wing dog

37:45

whistle. This is another one of those, because it's

37:47

the concept of the national socialist, saying

37:49

that the Nazis were an extreme

37:51

left is another example of right-wing

37:53

talk. Now, the point of throwing

37:56

out all this wacky shit is twofold. For those

37:58

who know nothing about any of this, Creating a

38:00

confusing reality by throwing out a lot

38:02

of concepts and ideas most people aren't

38:04

familiar with helps to reinforce the idea

38:06

that nothing they've been told their entire

38:08

life is real, therefore anything can

38:11

be real. But for those

38:13

already halfway into the world of Esoterica,

38:15

mentioning something like the Tool Society gives

38:17

those people a foothold. The idea of

38:19

like, oh yeah, I've heard that one

38:22

before. I've read that somewhere. I've read

38:24

that somewhere. This is also how the

38:26

reptilian conspiracy feeds into QAnon. While a

38:28

conspiracy theorist may have read far in

38:30

the past about the reptilian agenda and

38:32

dismissed it, their brain has a flutter

38:35

of recognition when those same ideas are

38:37

read years later with Democrats replacing reptilians.

38:39

You know, I've heard of that before.

38:43

And this makes the idea of QAnon more

38:45

plausible because the reader has heard it somewhere

38:47

before. They just can't quite place

38:49

where. All it is is that like, this is familiar.

38:52

So it's just repeated over and over and it gives

38:54

it just that little ounce of like, well,

38:56

let's take a little bit of a closer

38:58

look at this. It's hard because in my

39:00

mind it's the same story

39:02

we've heard many, many

39:05

times. We have heard the story

39:08

of a small cabal running things. It's

39:10

like it's been as long as we've,

39:12

there's been human thought ever since there's

39:14

been hierarchy. We have been talking about

39:17

there was the secret schools in the

39:19

very beginning. We had secret schools and

39:21

we had political conspiracy. We had all

39:23

these within the ancient societies. And

39:26

so it's fascinating

39:29

that it keeps happening and that people

39:31

still act like, oh, this is brand

39:34

new when it's just repackaging of

39:36

ancient concepts. And then partially wonder, because

39:38

I do believe in genetic memory. I

39:40

do believe that there is that like,

39:43

there's something that seems like

39:45

we fall into these patterns of doing

39:47

it again, of being like, oh, I

39:49

have to participate in this thought experiment

39:51

that is as old as human consciousness.

39:54

Well, I mean, I think it's also the, you

39:56

know, the Illuminati and those sorts of concepts have

39:58

existed for, you know. hundreds upon hundreds of years.

40:01

1776. Yeah. The... The

40:05

Bavarian Illuminati formed on May 1st

40:07

1776 and that

40:09

was the only named Illuminati necessarily because

40:11

then it had to go underground once

40:13

it was shut down for trying to

40:15

manipulate elections. Yeah. But to my

40:18

point, the Illuminati that's... Oh Mr.

40:20

Point! Oh Mr. Five's reality!

40:22

Who the stuff he sat and thought

40:24

about? Today is the last time I let

40:26

you talk to me about this. I... It

40:28

must end. It has to stop. Well I

40:31

mean these secret societies, these ideas that you

40:33

know that the world is run in

40:35

such a way that you can't understand, a

40:37

way that you can't see, a way that

40:40

you can't control, that's been around for a

40:42

long time. And then you need me to

40:44

explain. Well the thing is is that

40:46

David Icke and these other people, they just

40:48

made it edgy. Like they... Well

40:50

marketable. I actually put it towards marketable.

40:52

They made it like they made it

40:54

violent, which is marketable. Yeah. Like people

40:57

love violence. They do. Historically. Yeah. Well

40:59

in Icke's next chapter, he

41:02

enters territory that in the last eight

41:04

years has become the core idea of

41:06

modern conspiracy thought. Namely that

41:08

the world is run by a

41:10

satanic cabal who sacrifices children in

41:12

ritualistic gatherings of the world's elite.

41:15

Now according to Icke, reptilian satanism has nothing

41:17

to do with the Christian version of

41:19

satan. Yeah it was inspired by reptilian.

41:21

Well Christianity is supposedly a religion co-opted

41:23

by the reptilians. It's

41:26

impossible because the power of Jesus should make it

41:28

like... That's what they said. It's like I thought

41:30

that reptilians were also like repelled

41:32

by pure love and isn't Jesus Christ

41:34

made of pure love? Unless you're Catholic.

41:38

Man is Jewish. Very

41:40

interesting. Well

41:43

the point of reptilian satanism is to use

41:45

disgustingly evil rituals to supercharge the blood of

41:48

their victims. The reptilians then drink that blood

41:50

to maintain the psychic strength they need to

41:52

live in our dimension. A few waivers on

41:54

how physically real it is though. Of

41:57

course. Well later on we're getting to what we're getting

41:59

to how his wavering later on. This

42:01

is of course just a reworking of

42:03

the Jewish blood libel conspiracy that claims

42:05

that Jews use the blood of Christian

42:07

children to make their matzah at Passover.

42:10

I know there's no yeast. Yeah, there's

42:12

no yeast in it. This

42:16

conspiracy has been around since the 12th

42:18

century and has led to countless pogroms

42:20

throughout Europe over the last 900 years.

42:23

Tens of thousands, if not millions of people

42:25

have been killed over the blood libel conspiracy.

42:27

People love to hate the Jews. We

42:30

know. I

42:33

want to say, honestly, I feel

42:36

bad for the reptilians. Sure.

42:38

Also, because they don't exist. No,

42:42

no, because they've been around for a long

42:44

time. OK, we've every culture starts, but even

42:46

just in the idea of, you know, serpent

42:49

people and the ant people and Chitauri and

42:51

all this type of shit. I think the

42:53

reptilians at some point are like, you

42:56

know, we don't have to be Jewish. You

42:59

know, like, honestly, my my sister-in-law

43:02

is Jewish and she's wonderful. And

43:04

they have thousands of years of

43:06

history. And I love the sense

43:08

of humor that they embrace the

43:10

foibles of life with another word

43:13

that we wouldn't have if it wasn't for

43:15

the humble Jewish people.

43:17

My sister-in-law Rachel says that I

43:20

have a hood spa and that

43:22

gives me confidence. What I love

43:24

is sit down at a nice,

43:26

long seder and enjoy my time

43:29

explaining how next year in Jerusalem,

43:31

things will be different because my

43:33

eyelids go side to side. I have

43:35

to read backward. It is not my

43:37

fault. I actually identify

43:39

as Mormon. Which

43:43

is a reptilian organization. Yeah. The

43:45

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day

43:48

Saints is a reptilian organization. All

43:50

Mormons are reptiles. Congrats, boys. You

43:52

made it. But

43:55

in Ike's world, the reptilian satanic blood

43:57

rituals are used to create an energy

43:59

field that connects. the consciousness of the

44:01

reptilians to other consciousnesses of the lower

44:03

fourth dimension using fear, guilt, and hate

44:05

to open the lower astral plane. Okay.

44:08

Interestingly though, Ike says that the most powerful

44:10

blood when it comes to the life force

44:12

is not the blood of a child, like

44:14

many believe, but menstrual blood, which

44:17

Ike calls starfire. Ooh, wow. That's

44:19

ladies turning around on yourself. That's

44:22

how you nice. You can be like, instead of being

44:24

like, oh, I'm having my period, being like there's starfire

44:26

coming out of my pussy. Yeah. Minsular

44:29

blood is the only free blood if

44:31

you're going with a Jewish angle. What

44:33

do you mean? I mean, it just comes at you

44:35

without cutting yourself. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

44:38

That's blood you could just have. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

44:40

yeah. That's your blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Free

44:42

blood. Wow. I never thought of

44:44

menstrual blood as free blood. That's really ass blood. I was

44:47

trying to give it away. But

44:51

Ike does manage to give this an evil angle,

44:53

saying that the most powerful menstrual blood is from

44:55

a virgin. Ooh. These

44:58

satanic rituals take many forms because

45:00

the more events Ike can connect

45:02

to Satanism, the more amenable the

45:04

Satan-believing Christians are to his ideas.

45:07

Using a fear of the occult, Ike claims

45:09

that Aleister Crowley sacrificed 150 children every year

45:13

between 1912 and 1928,

45:15

meaning that Crowley alone personally

45:18

sacrificed somewhere around 2,500

45:20

kids without anyone noticing. I know Aleister Crowley

45:22

sacrificed a lot of half-babies by coming on

45:25

things and eating it. You know

45:27

what I mean? I'm like, but that's different. But

45:29

there are also large-scale rituals. According to

45:31

Ike, both the disaster at Waco and

45:33

the bombing in Oklahoma City during the

45:35

90s were satanic rituals targeting specifically the

45:38

children who were killed. Now Janet

45:40

Reno could be a reptile.

45:42

Oh, yeah. Very much so. Oh, yeah,

45:44

yeah. If I'm going to make

45:46

one exception, she's a crocodilio, man. Likewise,

45:49

the assassinations of JFK and

45:51

Princess Diana were also satanic

45:53

rituals. Now, with all

45:55

the satanic ritual talk, David Ike introduces

45:57

an important element to his conspiracy. the

46:00

element of personal fear. While

46:02

kabbals who control banks, engineer wars,

46:05

and carry out assassinations of public

46:07

figures are abstract concepts to most

46:09

people, anyone can imagine their

46:11

child being kidnapped and murdered by Satanists.

46:14

By definition, people who kidnap and kill

46:16

children are monsters. So if you've stuck

46:18

with Davidite this far, you might be

46:21

willing to transform the metaphorical monster of

46:23

a child killer into an actual reptilian

46:25

monster using just the slightest bit of

46:28

imagination. And then if you believe that

46:30

your imagination is real, then you

46:32

might take the steps to go

46:34

out there and kill a bunch

46:36

of monsters. Like this is the

46:38

issue, obviously, which is the stakes,

46:41

is that it'd be different. Davidite fancies

46:44

himself this messiah prophet speaker, right? But

46:46

then he always begs off. He always

46:48

tries to do things. But unfortunately, Mr.

46:51

Ike, you don't get that opportunity.

46:53

You're not a comedian. I get to

46:55

wave a little white flag at comedy, right? I

46:57

can go anytime I say something, go like, I'm

47:00

laughing. I'm making funny. I'm a moron. You know

47:02

what I mean? Because in the end, it's true.

47:04

I don't fully read everything. The only thing I

47:06

fully read is Children of the Matrix.

47:08

And it's making me worse. It's making

47:10

me less negatable.

47:13

Can we cut that out and make a commercial for this

47:15

book? So

47:20

I'm allowed to walk away at any time.

47:22

If you don't like what I'm saying, I

47:24

got the fucking escape hatch to say I'm

47:26

a comedian. It's not that serious, right? It

47:28

ain't that deep. But he's saying

47:30

he's the prophet in the messiah, which means

47:33

we need to look at your words a

47:35

little bit more closely. And so you saying

47:37

stuff like this and ramping up the stakes

47:39

that it is inhuman nature, that

47:41

everything that's going on is inhuman in nature. You're

47:44

eventually going to decide, oh, then it must be

47:46

okay to just kind of kill these

47:48

people. Yeah. And you like, while now David

47:50

Ike, well, he has changed over the years,

47:52

which we'll get to, but he's

47:55

gonna it's just hard because

47:57

it's the if you believe that you're

47:59

just a guy. against a literal cabal of

48:02

child-eating monsters than what are you not

48:04

willing to do? Also, it's easier to

48:06

kill a fucking lizard than a person.

48:09

That's what I'm saying. So if you believe everyone's a fucking lizard, it's

48:11

easy to kill them. Yeah. Now, I

48:13

also include certain serial killers in the

48:16

satanic category, naming David Berkowitz, Charles Manson,

48:18

Richard Ramirez, and Henry Lee Lucas as

48:20

the heavies who kill for Satan slash

48:22

reptilian. But that's the only 20 kills.

48:25

Well, those are the ones we know

48:28

about. Now we know about that. Okay,

48:30

yeah. And then also they're all the

48:32

extensions of gigantic satanic cult networks. Yeah,

48:34

and if you're believing what Henry Lee

48:37

Lucas says, which David Ike absolutely believes

48:39

what Henry Lee Lucas says, Henry Lucas

48:41

alone claims like 100 murders, 150,

48:44

something like that. He most likely killed like three

48:47

people. But Ike

48:49

says that the motivation behind their crimes

48:51

are all covered up by the media.

48:53

But by my knowledge, there was in

48:55

fact a bestseller with multiple printings about

48:57

David Berkowitz's connection to Satanism.

48:59

It was called The Ultimate Evil. But they

49:02

tried to shut it down, but they failed

49:04

by publishing that book and allowing it to

49:06

go out. Many times. Yeah. See,

49:10

but Berkowitz's dog only had one head instead

49:12

of three. That's right. Yes. There

49:14

was also the less successful book, The

49:17

Hand of Death, about Henry Lee Lucas's

49:19

supposed connection to a satanic cabal of

49:21

elites who directed Lucas's serial killing activities.

49:23

But the point is that this shit

49:25

is out there. No, where the cabal

49:27

came in there, Marcus, was making that

49:29

book suck. And

49:31

that's what they do, is that that's how

49:34

they find the information. That's the biggest problem

49:36

here. David Ike does it to himself. Yeah,

49:38

the book's stuck. He makes books suck. So

49:41

it's so hard to get to the information inside

49:43

of them. Well, in this, David Ike is doing

49:45

the same thing many conspiracy theorists do. They

49:47

talk about how all of this information is

49:49

being suppressed everywhere, except where

49:51

they're talking about it, which is usually

49:54

in a place that's available to anyone

49:56

with minimal effort. There's nobody more canceled

49:58

than somebody will. with 10 million

50:01

followers. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's amazing.

50:03

You know, well, Alex Jones talks about,

50:05

you know, I got de-platformed, I'm being

50:07

silenced, blah, blah, blah. It's like, I

50:09

think people can handle typing in the

50:11

new internet address. The internet is literally

50:13

infinite. We don't need to go to

50:15

the four websites that we are supposed

50:17

to go watch, content on. Yeah. Now

50:20

this helps both the reader and the

50:22

writer bond in how persecuted and special

50:24

they are. And it prepares the reader

50:26

for how defensive they're gonna get when

50:28

their family asks them just where the

50:30

fuck they heard about all this wacky

50:32

shit. Each book slowly lowers you into

50:34

the water of this concept of people

50:36

are gonna hate you for talking about

50:39

this. Yeah. But like any

50:41

conspiracy theorist worth their salt, I

50:43

concludes the most nefarious conspiracy of

50:45

the 20th century that's actually been

50:47

proven. Notice how I said conspiracy

50:49

and not conspiracy theory, because MKUltra

50:52

definitely happened. Well, we've said that, we said

50:54

that when we did our MKUltra series is

50:56

that the government did not know what

50:59

they were doing, what

51:01

they were playing with on

51:03

a psychological, spiritual level with

51:05

the fabric of humanity, history,

51:07

and our country. When MKUltra

51:10

started because the MKUltra is

51:12

the reason why any

51:14

of this shit got any sort of

51:16

error at all because that shit was real.

51:18

And so all you gotta do is now

51:20

point to that. I mean, like, so how

51:22

much more far fetched is everything else? Well,

51:24

that shit was real, but it's not real

51:26

in the way that the conspiracy theorists say

51:28

that it's real. That's the problem. This is

51:30

the issue. It's why you and I, and

51:32

the three of us are fucking jammed in

51:35

a corner because we get called fucking ops

51:37

and CIA guys and NSA operatives and

51:39

the fight thing, but it's

51:42

because you gotta go do all the stupid reading.

51:44

You gotta go read all the details to

51:46

see the actual nature of what was

51:48

happening. And it's a lot of research.

51:50

If I was a CIA op, I

51:52

would not be using a shared laundry

51:54

room at my apartment. Ha, ha, ha,

51:56

ha, ha, ha, ha! Well,

52:00

Ike treats the attempted mind control program

52:02

as if it actually worked. In

52:05

a joint effort between Nazis, Italian

52:07

fascists, the Rockefeller family, writer Aldous

52:09

Huxley, and a reptilian who

52:11

loved the movie Frankenstein, MKUltra

52:14

is, in Ike's world, central

52:16

to the modern satanic reptilian

52:18

conspiracy. Inspired by

52:20

ancient secret schools, voodoo, witchcraft, and

52:22

psychics, Ike's MKUltra includes Jim Jones,

52:24

electromagnets, vaccines, Diet Coke, and antidepressants.

52:27

I mean, I do all of

52:29

that in one. That's my

52:31

night, that's my Saturday night.

52:33

Yeah, Jonestown documentary. I

52:36

got my electromagnets on my fucking dick.

52:38

I switched to Coke Zero. It's really

52:40

important. You know what I find really?

52:42

Because of diabetes. Yes. You

52:44

know what's nice? It mixes with Coke Zero, is

52:46

about five shots of a vaccine. I

52:48

have those just chilling out of the house.

52:50

If I ever want to relax, I always

52:53

take one or two just to chill out.

52:55

Yeah. And then for fun, I'll

52:57

take a third and a fourth. Yeah. And

53:00

then after that, a fucking nightcap

53:02

of a fucking big cup of

53:04

adrenochrome. Oh, yeah. I

53:06

have a 14-year-old girl tied up in

53:08

my house right now, ready for me

53:10

to harvest her uterus. And you know

53:12

what? She couldn't be happier about it.

53:14

She loves LA. Well,

53:19

all of this, especially the trauma-based

53:21

program Project Monarch, are used to

53:23

create mind control clones who infiltrate

53:25

organizations that threaten the reptilian. Why

53:27

can't the reptilians just handle it

53:29

themselves? They're interdimensional warrior-conquering

53:32

aliens. Hold on a second.

53:34

The shitty Godzilla series, Monarch.

53:37

Is Godzilla- Nothing to do with it. But

53:40

he's a lizard. And

53:42

he comes from the holo-er. Yeah, he comes

53:44

from the middle of the Earth. Well, that

53:47

does all kind of connect.

53:49

Unless he did come from the hologram

53:51

moon, which is also not a hologram,

53:53

it's space station that the reptilians live

53:55

in as well. That's where Cloverfield comes

53:57

from. Hey, idiot. But maybe Cloverfield! It's

54:00

one of their cousins. We'll

54:02

get into the role of movies and TV here in a

54:04

bit. Thank you. Well, those same

54:07

mind control techniques also create child

54:09

sex slaves who provide sexual services

54:11

to presidents, foreign leaders, politicians, businessmen,

54:13

celebrities, and bankers. Tell me none

54:16

of these successful people want to

54:18

fuck an adult. None of

54:20

them. Not one of them wants an adult.

54:22

It's hard. You

54:26

gotta have a conversation. There's

54:28

a whole lot that's attached to it. It's much

54:30

easier if they just fucking roll a child sex

54:33

slave into the roof. They're busy. Once

54:36

those slaves are all used up, they're ritualistically murdered

54:38

and dismembered so their body parts can be sold

54:41

to celebrities for use in their own black magic

54:43

ritual. I mean, and some of this, it is

54:45

so hard to get a hold of a little

54:47

girl's face. If you

54:49

were fighting over it was me, Jonathan Taylor

54:52

Thomas. We were hanging

54:54

out both of us, scissoring each other in

54:56

order to get our organ energy up. Sure.

54:58

And he's always going for the eyeballs. I

55:01

was like, JTT, I know you're ready to

55:03

do your fucking comeback here and you need

55:05

to eat the budding breasts of a changing

55:07

little girl. But honestly, at the same time,

55:09

buddy, I gotta get to my audition. We

55:11

gotta wrap this up. You guys are yapping over it.

55:15

You know, some people take so long with lunch. I

55:18

just eat. Didn't

55:20

you talk? Well, that little bet

55:23

that you just did right there, I'm about to tell

55:25

you how that bet can

55:27

be extraordinarily dangerous. Oh,

55:32

no. The

55:35

David Ike's inclusion of celebrities in the

55:38

reptilian agenda is key to how it

55:40

later influenced QAnon, according to Ike, Jerry

55:42

Lee Lewis, Bob Hope, and this is going to break

55:44

your heart, Eddie. Eddie, I just need you to just

55:46

note that this is going to be kind of upsetting

55:49

for you. I

55:52

was worried you were going to say Don Rickles. All

55:57

reptilians who murder and eat children. The

56:00

influence of the idea that celebrities

56:02

ritualistically murder children in Black Magic

56:04

rituals was especially strong with a

56:07

guy named Isaac Cappie. Cappie

56:09

was an actor from Albuquerque who moved to

56:11

Los Angeles after selling a song called Champagne

56:14

Bike Ride to an ad company. Hey man,

56:16

hey, he was already making it. I mean,

56:18

well, he was a big fish in a

56:20

small pond. He was in the Albuquerque acting

56:23

scene when Breaking Bad was filming there. There

56:25

was a lot of stuff filming there, but

56:27

then the governor ended the

56:29

tax break for movie

56:32

companies and TV companies, filming companies in

56:35

New Mexico. So they all left. And when

56:37

they all left, Isaac Cappie was like, I'm going to go to

56:39

LA myself. Yeah, I just wrote a song about drunk

56:41

driving. This will be fun. Cappie

56:45

struggled as an actor in Los Angeles

56:47

because, as I said, big fish, small

56:49

pond. But somehow he ended up making

56:51

friends with a small circle of mid-level

56:53

celebrities fairly soon after moving here. He

56:55

liked them and they liked him. And

56:57

as far as the celebrities knew, he

56:59

was just a normal Silver Lake hipster.

57:02

Cappie, however, was into conspiracy theories. It's

57:04

a normal Silver Lake hipster. Yeah. Although

57:07

it wasn't something he talked about at all. He just kind of

57:09

kept it to himself, kind of a hobby. This

57:11

changed, however, when Pizzagate became the

57:14

internet's conspiracy du jour in 2016.

57:17

If you don't know, Pizzagate came from the

57:20

emails that were leaked from the Democratic National

57:22

Convention during the 2016 election. Because

57:25

of the frequent and strange mentions of

57:27

pizza of various varieties in these emails,

57:30

internet sleuths determined that pizza was

57:32

a code being used by Democrats

57:35

to disguise child sex trafficking. Especially

57:37

when they said, we're going to

57:39

fucking eat this calzone named Rebecca.

57:45

Additionally, people found a single reference to

57:47

something called spirit cooking in an email

57:51

from DNC chairman John Podesta. In reality,

57:53

this was a dinner with performance artist

57:55

Marina Abramovic, who in the late 90s

57:57

did freaky performances with the White House.

58:00

with an occult bent using menstrual blood,

58:02

breast milk, urine, and a lot of

58:04

cum. So yeah, this is John Podesta

58:06

failing at being international. Yes.

58:09

She also did a series of etchings that

58:12

included a series of absurdist recipes that included

58:14

ingredients like the fingertips of an artist or

58:16

a ruby that had been soaking for three

58:18

days. This series was called Spirit

58:21

Cooking. Most likely Podesta, who

58:23

was a collector of modern art, was referencing

58:25

this in an email. Can't wait for the

58:28

Spirit Cooking on Friday. What is

58:30

the mechanism? I'd love for somebody to tell

58:32

me. SideStoriesL, P-O-T-L, the G-mail dot com. What

58:35

is the thought mechanism that

58:37

affects people that believe

58:40

conspiracy theories in this way in which they

58:43

take nothing as

58:45

figurative? There is

58:47

this concept of like, David, like, is

58:49

the king of this, the king of

58:52

like, these were taking

58:54

these things and instead of imagining that

58:56

they're allegorical or that there seems to

58:58

be inferred from this or that they're

59:00

poetry or like that, oh, they have

59:02

their symbols. I wonder

59:05

what that's called, that you

59:07

flip the thought into being

59:10

all of this is concretely real. Except

59:12

when it's a code. Exactly. Yeah,

59:14

that's the thing is that they can't take

59:17

like the Spirit Cooking thing is like, you

59:19

know, metaphorical or... I like an example of

59:21

old school dumb shit, like literally just witchcraft

59:23

bullshit, essentially. Just crazy shit, that weird shit

59:25

that people do. Rich people do. Which

59:28

is like, it is creepy. Not just

59:30

rich people, we know plenty of people who do

59:32

weird shit with cum. It's true. No.

59:35

It is, honestly, I know a lot.

59:37

We, I feel like, we're in the

59:40

top five percentile of people that know

59:42

people that sort of recreationally play with

59:44

cum and blood and shit and piss.

59:47

And it's like, but you know, again, I love

59:49

those people. I invite them to my home. They've

59:51

been to my Thanksgiving. Maybe wash their hands. Yeah,

59:53

I mean, always. I always give a little squirt

59:55

of handstand. But stay away from the turkey, baby.

1:00:00

kids nothing have anything to do with like

1:00:02

fucking kids I will say I was watching

1:00:07

drag race right yeah there was there was an

1:00:10

episode of drag race where I was like

1:00:12

there was all about them

1:00:14

doing adult kids songs and there's a and

1:00:17

there was like this episode was like who

1:00:19

boy this is gonna make some people fucking

1:00:21

it would get freaked out by this but

1:00:23

for me I'm like no I

1:00:26

can meet these I understand it's not weird

1:00:28

to me no but I don't know but

1:00:30

again I can see you're from Saginaw Michigan

1:00:33

you have no you don't know you've never

1:00:35

seen this before you've never met a man

1:00:37

from fucking who wears a mesh shirt no

1:00:40

you know who guy who brings spiders out

1:00:42

recreational you've never met that guy right you

1:00:44

don't hang out with so this stuff sounds

1:00:47

crazy sounds the fucking insane and meanwhile like

1:00:49

we're watching it and thing and it's like

1:00:52

you know I think Alaska's gonna get in trouble

1:00:54

for doing boy drag yeah I do understand my

1:00:56

our parameters

1:01:00

they are off yeah we're on the fringe

1:01:03

side of it but still like they're not

1:01:05

doing anything evil we're not doing anything illegal

1:01:07

we're not hurting anybody yeah I just like

1:01:09

it's just like it's fucking weird it's fine

1:01:11

just weird activity I just wonder what that

1:01:13

I wonder if there is like a clinical

1:01:16

term for that what that is just being

1:01:18

have just taking everything literally I think it's

1:01:20

just having no sense of humor in your

1:01:22

life it's just an empty chasm and you

1:01:24

need to fill it with pain yeah yeah

1:01:26

well this is all this all exists to

1:01:29

show unlikable people why everyone hates them yeah

1:01:32

but to the pizza gate people the

1:01:34

supposed pizza code combined with the spirit

1:01:36

cooking reference meant that Democrats and celebrities

1:01:38

were using children and satanic occult rituals

1:01:40

and it was out of this that

1:01:43

QAnon was born now let's get

1:01:45

back to Isaac Cappy molestation bad enough

1:01:48

molested on by the group yeah

1:01:50

did you see that Nickelodeon thing

1:01:53

no I haven't watched it I don't know

1:01:55

if I want we were we were talking about watching

1:01:57

a lot not a super relaxing watch yeah yeah It's

1:02:00

no fun. Yeah, we ended up just watching like

1:02:02

soap operas and emberbergas last night. That was a

1:02:04

lot more fun. Yeah, because I think we don't

1:02:06

need a cabal of Satanist

1:02:08

fucking reptilian aliens. We

1:02:10

just got guys that sometimes fucking

1:02:13

fuck these kids. Yeah.

1:02:16

My masters exist. If they do exist,

1:02:18

they should be killed. Yeah, but

1:02:21

we don't need to be shape-shifting

1:02:23

interdimensional creatures. They really don't. Once

1:02:26

Pizzagate hit the internet, Cappy for some reason

1:02:28

bought it completely, and the next time he

1:02:30

hung out with his celebrity circle of friends,

1:02:32

he brought it up. They of course saw

1:02:34

it for how ridiculous it was right off

1:02:37

the bat and started laughing. Unfortunately

1:02:39

though, they then took it one step further. Now

1:02:42

there are a bunch of different versions of this

1:02:44

story, but the broad stroke is that one of

1:02:46

these celebrities had a secret room behind a secret

1:02:48

door for whatever reason, and he joked that this

1:02:50

is where they kept the children. And

1:02:52

it's a funny joke for somebody with

1:02:55

an incredible Hollywood mansion. It literally could

1:02:57

have been any of us at any

1:02:59

time making a joke around our friends.

1:03:01

I've now made several jokes about being

1:03:03

a CIA op that I have seen

1:03:05

people take seriously, and sometimes it does

1:03:07

worry me. Yes. And

1:03:10

this celebrity then said that all the

1:03:12

conspiracies about the elite killing children were

1:03:14

true, and all Isaac Cappy had to

1:03:16

do to be successful was to join

1:03:18

them in their child-killing rituals. Again,

1:03:21

taking the joke a little far. Yeah. But

1:03:24

it's not anything, but it's not serious.

1:03:26

Also, you don't even, you're in this

1:03:28

situation, you're entertaining a group of comedians.

1:03:31

Yeah, you're gonna say fucked up

1:03:33

shit. And someone's saying a crazy thing, you're

1:03:35

gonna say another crazy thing, because you're in

1:03:37

a safe space, i.e. you're home. Yeah. So

1:03:40

you're gonna just joke around freely because you

1:03:42

think it's cool and then fucking madness happens.

1:03:45

Yeah. What the celebrity didn't count on

1:03:47

was that Cappy was gullible as fuck and

1:03:50

incredibly susceptible to conspiracy thought. For the

1:03:52

celebrity, it was a joke with a friend.

1:03:54

For Cappy, it was the confirmation of what

1:03:56

he'd thought for years, that there was

1:03:58

a conspiracy happening underneath the surface of

1:04:00

everything he thought he knew. Cappy

1:04:03

soon after lost his mind and became

1:04:05

one of the main QAnon celebrities until

1:04:07

he died by accidentally falling off a

1:04:10

bridge not too long before January 6,

1:04:12

2021. Oh

1:04:14

no, that's like dying right before your birthday. No,

1:04:19

no, it was on a dash cam. He was

1:04:21

driving home from LA to Albuquerque. He stopped to

1:04:23

like, they say he stopped to like just kind

1:04:25

of watch the sunset sitting on the edge of

1:04:27

a bridge. He could have been contemplating. He might

1:04:29

have been sure he was contemplating. We don't know.

1:04:31

All we know is that like a couple of

1:04:33

guys pulled up in their truck that

1:04:36

was caught on a dash cam, couple of guys pulled

1:04:38

up in their truck and got out and was like,

1:04:40

hey, don't do it. They're trying

1:04:42

to help. And Cappy turned around too

1:04:44

quickly, kind of startled, lost his balance,

1:04:46

and fucking fell and died. So this

1:04:48

is a little message from us podcast

1:04:50

on the left. So if you see

1:04:52

somebody standing at the edge

1:04:54

of a bridge about to jump off, you

1:04:56

don't want to go like, boom. You

1:04:59

don't want to scare him. You know what I mean?

1:05:02

Like, hey, hey buddy. Hey

1:05:04

buddy. This is a good tone. Good

1:05:07

tone. Hey buddy. That's it.

1:05:09

Yeah. Pretend they're a stray

1:05:11

dog. Yes. No, no, no, no,

1:05:13

no. It keeps treats in your pocket. Yeah,

1:05:15

yeah, yeah. Honestly, there was a

1:05:17

couple of times during college, I was just a

1:05:19

quarter pounder away. And if you had one on

1:05:21

you, man, I would have saved me. But

1:05:24

even though Cappy's death was caught on camera, it

1:05:26

was still seen as a murder. And

1:05:28

in the weeks leading up to the

1:05:31

insurrection of January 6th, many of the

1:05:33

most visible QAnon believers posted about Cappy's

1:05:35

so-called murder again and again and again

1:05:37

and again. Now, it's hard

1:05:40

to measure something like this, but some

1:05:42

people speculate that the conspiracy around Cappy's

1:05:44

death is what gave the insurrection

1:05:46

that extra spice it needed to actually

1:05:48

happen because somebody had died. It was

1:05:50

like what the, what was his name?

1:05:53

Atticus. Binch. Binch.

1:05:56

The guy from in the Revolutionary War, the

1:05:58

first man shot. Oh, at

1:06:01

Christmas Addicts? Was

1:06:04

that his name? I don't know. Reptilian. Yeah,

1:06:08

Christmas Addicts. Wow, good memory. Thank you. Was

1:06:10

he the black guy? Yeah. Yeah,

1:06:12

Christmas Addicts. He was the stevedore. Does

1:06:14

that make you feel better? No, it makes

1:06:16

you feel worse. Yeah. Makes you feel

1:06:18

way worse. Yeah, it's really very, very intense.

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as far as I can tell, Cappy wasn't

1:07:26

so far gone that he was adherent to

1:07:28

Ike's ideas. But Ike was

1:07:30

among the first people to say that

1:07:32

celebrities were child-killing blood-drinking satanic monsters. And

1:07:34

it's not at all a stretch to

1:07:37

say that the conspiracists who created Pizzagate

1:07:39

were familiar with the works of David

1:07:41

Ike. Now as far as

1:07:43

why reptilians are doing all this sinister

1:07:45

shit, Ike goes extremely vague and claims

1:07:47

that it's all about the vibrations. Through

1:07:51

their satanic ritual sacrifices, reptilians stimulate

1:07:53

our lizard brains to create aggression

1:07:55

that brings us down to their

1:07:57

level. This is necessary because humans

1:07:59

naturally... exist on a higher plane

1:08:01

of consciousness. We're 5D, they're 3D. I

1:08:05

thought they were 4D, and we're 3D. I

1:08:09

don't know, buddy. I know my mom was

1:08:11

double D. Yeah, there

1:08:13

we go. Yeah, yeah.

1:08:15

Kids, yeah, your mom. Corpse

1:08:18

is nice. War,

1:08:21

fear, terrorism, schools, universities, media, politics,

1:08:24

all of it is part of

1:08:26

the Reptilian Brotherhood's plan to keep

1:08:28

us from reaching our true potential.

1:08:30

This makes everyone in

1:08:32

authority the enemy, except for those

1:08:34

who tell you that everything is

1:08:37

a conspiracy. I just, you

1:08:39

know, again, we're looking

1:08:41

for sense. Why? But,

1:08:43

you know, they've created, so according to David

1:08:45

Icke, they created

1:08:48

our consciousness. They created us. The

1:08:51

Reptilians. Yes. We

1:08:54

were bred, or the controlling lines of

1:08:56

humans. So first the monkeys' humans were

1:08:58

made to dig for gold for their

1:09:00

starships, number one. We're like labradoodles. Yeah.

1:09:03

We are. We're sheepoose.

1:09:05

We're sheepoose. Hypoallergenic. Yes. And

1:09:08

then they then made, so

1:09:11

that's one version of us, and they

1:09:13

also made hybrid versions of humans that

1:09:15

were Reptilian human that would be allowed

1:09:18

to carry Reptilian genes so that

1:09:20

they can be used remotely to

1:09:22

control these various secret schools in

1:09:24

order to take over the government.

1:09:26

But at the same time, our

1:09:28

very consciousness was created in the

1:09:30

hologram, he's now saying we're fully

1:09:32

in a simulation that is being

1:09:34

run by the Reptilians. But

1:09:37

then, why do they need that if

1:09:40

they made us in the first place?

1:09:42

If they made us in the first place? If they're going to

1:09:44

go through all of this stuff? Like why are we in a

1:09:46

hologram universe? And

1:09:49

then why then just listening to David

1:09:51

Eich pop it out? And then also

1:09:53

like how did David Eich get out

1:09:55

of it? If the very base of

1:09:57

reality is a construct, if it's created...

1:09:59

And it's piloted outside of all of

1:10:01

us on a starship somewhere again the

1:10:03

comic book closes at five o'clock except

1:10:07

Wednesday Like

1:10:10

I do it's one of those words

1:10:12

like how didn't you see outside of

1:10:14

the matrix if everything is only a

1:10:16

matrix vibes? Yes Yeah,

1:10:19

so if you're a reptilian after

1:10:21

you die you become a hologram

1:10:23

like Tupac whoa nice

1:10:26

No, when I say everything is

1:10:28

a conspiracy. I mean everything movies

1:10:31

and TV shows like arrival V

1:10:33

Stargate enemy mine now arrival Charlie

1:10:35

Sheen arrival or Never

1:10:38

Arrival Amy and the Adams love the

1:10:41

Charlie Sheen with the backwards these It's

1:10:44

really good one. Actually. I think it is the Charlie Sheen arrival.

1:10:46

I think it's the Charlie. It has to be because all of

1:10:51

Jean human yeah, really. Oh, yeah. Well

1:10:53

because remember the biggest secret was written

1:10:55

in 1999 So all

1:10:57

of David Ikes references are from the 80s Yeah

1:11:05

way too peaceful you ever see enemy mine That's

1:11:08

the one with the guy with the crazy face Like

1:11:19

loosely in my brain I saw it

1:11:21

when I was a child and me

1:11:23

too and it's just like fucking scared

1:11:25

the shit out Yeah, Lewis Gossett jr.

1:11:27

Yeah, he's great. Yeah, but that's a

1:11:30

reptilian movie Star Trek. You know the

1:11:32

the Gorn You know did it did

1:11:34

it that's reptilian? Okay, see quest DSV.

1:11:36

I don't really know how the Dolphins

1:11:38

play into it That's also read all things can think

1:11:42

Yeah, that's true. You need the truth. Yeah

1:11:45

Well these exist purely to taunt

1:11:47

humans by plainly telling us that

1:11:49

reptilians exist One

1:11:51

of the most incredible examples of a

1:11:53

reptilian movie though is the whoopi Goldberg

1:11:55

bomb Theodore Rex it

1:11:58

is more effective at

1:12:00

telling the story of reptilians

1:12:03

than any one of his book. Theodore

1:12:06

Rex explains the

1:12:09

Draconian reptilian agenda

1:12:12

incredibly well. I was more

1:12:14

of a Carnosaur boy myself. Well,

1:12:16

Theodore Rex is set in a future

1:12:18

where literal talking dinosaurs lived among us

1:12:21

and team up with police officers to

1:12:23

solve murders. Apparently, though, the reptilian plan

1:12:25

went awry because Theodore Rex was so

1:12:27

bad that it went straight to video.

1:12:29

They can't reliably make a hit. It

1:12:32

was the most expensive straight to video

1:12:34

release ever until, and

1:12:36

I just had to put this in here because I couldn't believe this shit. I

1:12:39

never heard of this. It

1:12:41

was until the 2012 animated movie

1:12:44

Food Fight, which featured the Vlassic

1:12:46

stork Chef Boyardee, Mrs. Butterworth, and

1:12:48

a bunch of other food mascots

1:12:50

in a fight against the mysterious

1:12:53

Brand X. It took

1:12:55

10 years to make, cost $65

1:12:57

million, and starred Hilary Duff,

1:13:00

Eva Longoria, Wayne Brady, Christopher

1:13:02

Lloyd, Chris Catan, and Charlie

1:13:05

Sheen in the lead role

1:13:07

as a dog dressed as

1:13:10

Indiana Jones named Dex Dogtective.

1:13:12

Hilary Duff, reptilian, Eva Longoria,

1:13:14

reptilian, Wayne Brady, human, Christopher

1:13:16

Lloyd, reptilian, Chris Catan, reptilian.

1:13:19

What? No way. Human,

1:13:21

yeah. Unfortunately, yes. Now, what I don't

1:13:23

understand about it- No, no, no. I

1:13:25

would say that Chris Catan, if

1:13:28

you look at Peepers, that is a

1:13:30

man who understands the inner workings of

1:13:32

a primate, not a reptilian. Wow. You

1:13:34

know what? You're right. Mr. Peepers. Let

1:13:40

me call that hitman. That's how I'm sending

1:13:42

him over. You

1:13:45

said you get it. Now that movie, Once

1:13:47

Food Fight's Gonna Be Remade by Greta Gerwig,

1:13:49

now winning a Nobel Prize. It

1:13:53

would have been a better fighting game. Yeah,

1:13:55

like Marvel's C trailer

1:14:00

it's the worst animation I've ever seen in my

1:14:02

entire life it's somehow just got it

1:14:08

was straight to video the poster is like Charlie the

1:14:10

tuna and the Vlasic stork and I

1:14:19

think Mr. Twinkie in a shopping cart.

1:14:22

Wow. But anyway according

1:14:24

to David Ike children's TV shows and

1:14:26

movies are rife with reptilians from Ninja

1:14:29

Turtles to Land of the Lost which

1:14:31

are all made to prepare children for

1:14:33

the reptilian truths UFO movies

1:14:35

are much the same except the opposite these

1:14:38

are psyops to convince us the

1:14:40

reptilians aren't real because if we

1:14:42

believe in movies like Independence Day

1:14:45

that the invasion is yet to

1:14:47

come we won't see the truth

1:14:49

about the reptilians among us but

1:14:51

I understand I thought he's trying

1:14:53

to inspire human beings to rebel

1:14:55

against the Matrix itself then wouldn't

1:14:57

that be a great message about

1:14:59

the this is our independence day

1:15:02

well that came later after he

1:15:04

changed his mind really

1:15:06

I can never decide whether or not the reptilians

1:15:09

want humanity to know they exist he keeps fascinating

1:15:11

between one and the other they're like bad at

1:15:13

that yeah bad at hiding very bad hiding yeah

1:15:15

because they also covered a bunch

1:15:18

of like they did the higher goals well for

1:15:20

him they've been telling everybody they're here ever

1:15:23

since they were here except they're not because the

1:15:25

thing is they told like Krita Mova that they're

1:15:27

here and they told all the people the secret

1:15:29

schools that they were here they told some people

1:15:31

and they told us by telling us if

1:15:34

you want to know what the truth

1:15:36

is watch they live that's what David

1:15:38

Ike says they live is the only movie that

1:15:40

ever told the truth but it was

1:15:43

a movie that was allowed to be made yeah

1:15:46

a lot of people had to say yes for they live

1:15:48

to make it to the theater but the thing is that

1:15:50

I thought it was like a that

1:15:52

the media was completely and totally and utterly

1:15:55

controlled by reptilians reptilian said oftentimes have to

1:15:57

take a week off during the holidays and

1:15:59

actually have a lot of different fun holidays.

1:16:01

That's why they couldn't get an actor. They

1:16:03

had to get Roddy Roddy Piper, who ended

1:16:05

up being incredible. He is great in that

1:16:07

movie. I guess so. I love the

1:16:10

movie. Don't get me wrong, but he's

1:16:12

not a good actor. I don't know. Do

1:16:14

you see him in Always Sunny? No. He's

1:16:16

great in that. He's incredible in that. Oh, really?

1:16:19

Yeah. No, you got to see him. But

1:16:21

what David Icke is doing with

1:16:23

this, with the media argument, is training the

1:16:25

reader's brain to filter everything through the lens

1:16:28

of the reptilian agenda. The

1:16:30

impact of the biggest secret on both the

1:16:32

world of conspiracy and the world where the

1:16:34

rest of us live is alarmingly large. In

1:16:37

a poll conducted in 2013, 4%

1:16:39

of Americans believed that reptilians controlled

1:16:41

the government. And while 4% doesn't

1:16:44

sound like a lot, it's 12.5 million people.

1:16:49

But to be fair, this was also at a time when 13% of

1:16:52

Americans believed that Barack Obama was the Antichrist.

1:16:54

And they've all long since moved on from

1:16:57

that idea, when they realized that all Obama

1:16:59

wanted to do was fucking produce nature shows

1:17:01

and bad movies instead of fucking helping us.

1:17:04

Malia, you need to do something else. Nobody

1:17:07

cares about your short film. Nobody

1:17:09

cares. Nobody wants it. You're

1:17:11

going to end up doing shoots and ladders, the movie,

1:17:13

and it doesn't fucking matter. It's not going to do

1:17:16

anything for anybody. I think

1:17:18

she could do whatever she likes. I understand.

1:17:20

She could do whatever she likes, of course.

1:17:22

But Barack, you need some help. We

1:17:24

need some help, buddy. Yeah, dude. Go

1:17:27

be the mayor of Chicago or some

1:17:29

shit. Something else. Yeah, something, dude. Go

1:17:31

be the governor of Hawaii. But on

1:17:33

the other hand, considering how there are

1:17:35

factions of QAnon who truly believe that

1:17:37

Donald Trump actively battles reptilians, I'd imagine

1:17:39

that the number of Americans who believe

1:17:42

in David Aike is now considerably higher

1:17:44

than it was 10 years ago. Donald

1:17:47

Trump is on his shit list, too. Yeah, is he? He's

1:17:49

on David Aike's shit list. Yeah, but David Aike doesn't like

1:17:51

Donald Trump. He doesn't like any American, really. But the thing

1:17:54

is about David Aike's reptilian idea, it

1:17:56

is far bigger than

1:17:58

David Aike. Oh, yeah. That's the thing

1:18:00

is that the idea went because he

1:18:02

keyed into something that there is something

1:18:05

ancient about it Yeah, it's not the

1:18:07

actual literal literal truth. It is about

1:18:11

People's distrust of Inherently

1:18:14

ever since it became into the game Started

1:18:16

with the priests were the only people who

1:18:18

could read the Bible. So that was the

1:18:20

only way we got the information It's like

1:18:23

we've always Trusted what was coming from up

1:18:25

top and he's using that in

1:18:27

a game of fighting What we've been talking about in

1:18:29

a game of fight way in this in a new

1:18:31

way in a way that like Makes you want to

1:18:34

go and do something about it Yeah, but I mean,

1:18:36

but the thing is that you I mean the the

1:18:38

reptilians and David Ike are now two separate entity Yo,

1:18:40

no, I'm still using now just going off on yeah

1:18:43

The biggest secret opened up a fucking Pandora's

1:18:45

box that no matter what David Ike says

1:18:48

From what no matter what he said after 1999

1:18:50

like that shit just got embedded Into

1:18:53

the human consciousness and ain't going away

1:18:55

anytime soon No, but since the

1:18:57

biggest secret was released in 1999 Ike

1:19:00

has published a further 15 books

1:19:02

with titles like Human race

1:19:04

get off your knees Lion

1:19:07

sleeps no more Remember who you are remember

1:19:09

quote unquote where you are and where you

1:19:12

quote unquote come from you gotta give that

1:19:14

one title Yeah, yeah, and they gotta give

1:19:16

that book to Joe Biden There's

1:19:20

also the phantom self and how to find the

1:19:22

real one Okay, and of

1:19:24

course perceptions of a renegade mind

1:19:27

now in these books David Ike doesn't necessarily

1:19:29

walk back the reptilian agenda But he does

1:19:31

amend it more and more with each release

1:19:33

to make it more palatable By

1:19:36

2003 in his book tales from the

1:19:38

time loop Ike changed his view and

1:19:40

wrote that what he thought was the

1:19:43

reptilian Brotherhood was actually the Illuminati all

1:19:45

along This knowledge

1:19:47

Ike wrote came from an ayahuasca trip

1:19:49

He had in Brazil after a telepathic

1:19:52

voice contacted him and his then wife

1:19:54

Pamela while they were in Arizona He

1:19:57

and Pamela by the way divorced a couple years later

1:19:59

and Pamela took most of David Icke's money. Which

1:20:01

should have bothered him because he said that all

1:20:03

money's fake. That's right. It shouldn't have bothered him,

1:20:05

but it seems that a lot of the things

1:20:07

that bother him are what he says don't exist.

1:20:11

But he says he's thinking that he doesn't have rheumatoid

1:20:13

arthritis anymore. He's going to think that it doesn't happen.

1:20:15

Oh, he's going to think it away. Yeah. That's

1:20:18

nice. It's not working. No, it

1:20:20

won't work. Those hands look like gnarled vines.

1:20:23

Mm-hmm. But concerning the Ayahuasca trip, he said

1:20:25

that his first feelings after he drank the

1:20:28

substance were waves of pent-up frustration going back

1:20:30

to the days of mass ridicule when he

1:20:32

was so publicly humiliated on The Wogan Show

1:20:34

in 1991. Which

1:20:37

he compares to being Jesus Christ, being

1:20:39

flayed on the cross, and that was

1:20:41

his cross to bear. That's

1:20:43

what he does for us. He accepts ridicule for

1:20:45

us. But then

1:20:48

the trip turned positive, with the

1:20:50

love and the infinite possibilities and the

1:20:52

heart chakras and such and such. Ike

1:20:54

then was told that the Matrix was real, in

1:20:57

the sense that we're all stuck in a sort

1:20:59

of mind prison. Okay. The Matrix

1:21:01

was also a whirlpool, while the infinite oneness,

1:21:03

which is what we should all be aiming

1:21:05

for, is a river. I don't know, buddy.

1:21:07

The titular time loop, Ike wrote, is when

1:21:09

our consciousness gets stuck in the whirlpool, trapping

1:21:12

us in an endless cycle of illusions.

1:21:14

Again, nothing is real, except what we

1:21:16

perceive. Time is an illusion. Fear is

1:21:18

the mind-killer, and so on and so forth. Ike

1:21:21

then heard the powerful voice of a

1:21:23

woman, who told him that reptilians weren't

1:21:25

actually physically real, but holographic projections like

1:21:27

the agents in the movie, The Matrix.

1:21:30

And there's no way that wasn't his

1:21:32

PR person from the publishing company. Ike

1:21:35

then starts... Well, his own publishing

1:21:37

company, you mean? Yeah. Ike then

1:21:39

starts using an incredibly annoying repeating

1:21:41

device, writing something pithy, then following

1:21:43

it with the word illusion, bolded

1:21:45

in all caps and spelled with

1:21:47

five U's. An example, quote,

1:21:49

Do you think that's the Earth you're

1:21:51

lying on now? Hmm, illusion.

1:21:55

I kind

1:21:57

of like that. I

1:22:01

wish

1:22:03

that fucking Copperfield did. As

1:22:11

far as what we can do to break ourselves

1:22:13

free from reptilian control, we can let go of

1:22:15

our fear of what other people think of us.

1:22:18

Even no, especially if it differs from the

1:22:20

norm. Because I, you know, people say, oh,

1:22:22

what's normal? What's normal to use? What's

1:22:25

normal to me? Some people they like a bit of

1:22:27

peanut butter. Some people like a peanut butter, they put

1:22:29

on a bit of bread, they call it a sandwich.

1:22:31

For me, I call this pile of shit, ate it.

1:22:33

Ate peanut butter. Most

1:22:36

Brits don't like peanut butter. Oh, I ate it. I

1:22:38

ate the paper pro-foil. It tastes saccharine sweet. I like

1:22:40

a bit of dirt. You do. Yeah,

1:22:43

I want to eat a golf ball for breakfast. Yeah,

1:22:45

I'll do what I want. We

1:22:52

also need to allow others to do

1:22:54

the same and respect everyone's free will.

1:22:56

That means don't push reptilians too hard

1:22:58

on your brother-in-law. Make him

1:23:00

do the work. But the most important

1:23:02

thing you can do to defeat the reptilians

1:23:05

is to heal your vibrational energies, which can

1:23:07

of course only be accomplished by purchasing additional

1:23:09

David Icke books and lectures. Hey,

1:23:11

don't discount the app. I've got

1:23:13

a new app that he was doing because

1:23:16

he brought, he just makes shit up.

1:23:18

So it's true. I

1:23:20

wanted to see where he's at now. So I

1:23:22

bought and read and consumed as much as I

1:23:24

could of The Trap, the new David Icke book

1:23:26

from 2022. And

1:23:28

the review is, it stinks. But

1:23:31

the book itself is interesting that

1:23:33

he walks back all

1:23:35

reptilian stuff. He stops, like the

1:23:37

reptilian thing, he starts making fun of.

1:23:40

So then he uses, he then, so

1:23:42

he doesn't think they exist now. Well,

1:23:44

he's calling them our contact forces. And

1:23:46

he says these are contact forces. What

1:23:48

they're doing is they form

1:23:51

themselves as to what you find

1:23:53

the most creepy, right? Like some

1:23:55

people, of course, we're killing aliens. Very

1:23:58

negative, very negative. They might

1:24:00

see his big spiders though. Absolutely.

1:24:02

They might see them as greys. He said

1:24:04

that they're all lumped in. They're all part

1:24:06

of the same thing. Who knows? For

1:24:09

him, his worst part is what he hates

1:24:11

is a bunch of people with yamakazan about

1:24:13

to write a bunch of book reviews. So

1:24:15

it's like that thing that scares him. For

1:24:19

me it would be a bunch

1:24:21

of salads. That would be your

1:24:24

own contact forces. For me it

1:24:26

would be watching five balding men

1:24:28

with mustaches do better than me in show

1:24:31

business. Those are my or

1:24:33

contact forces that I have to go and I

1:24:35

have to fight. I have to go bring the

1:24:37

fight to Matt McCarthy. I have to go bring

1:24:40

the fight to John Gemberling. I have to go

1:24:42

bring the fight to that other guy. They're very

1:24:44

talented. Oh yeah man. They're very talented and they're

1:24:46

all ready. They don't even know I'm coming. They

1:24:48

do. They're in your... They're in

1:24:50

yours coming for them. They know you well. I think

1:24:53

that's why they like me more. David

1:25:02

Icke existed on the fringes for almost

1:25:04

two decades really only reaching an audience

1:25:07

that was able to find his self-published

1:25:09

books and new age bookstores or on

1:25:11

his website. But with the

1:25:13

advent of YouTube, David Icke's ideas

1:25:15

truly began to take root. By

1:25:18

2011 David Icke was selling out 2,000 seat

1:25:21

theaters all over the world where

1:25:23

he would talk for hours on

1:25:25

end totally unscripted usually only with

1:25:27

a slideshow that featured over 1,400

1:25:29

images as a guy. Icke

1:25:34

therefore flourished on YouTube for years

1:25:36

gaining more and more followers until

1:25:38

he finally crossed the line in

1:25:40

2020 like so many others did.

1:25:42

He rode that wave of

1:25:45

the 2012 thing. Like

1:25:48

you could really see that's

1:25:50

where he hit his like peak which

1:25:53

was the lead up to 2012 where it

1:25:55

was like the country. You remember

1:25:57

that time period of like... It

1:26:00

was why it's okay again. It's why I got

1:26:02

into this stuff in literally into

1:26:04

the first place So that was I

1:26:07

was fascinated with this concept of the

1:26:09

Mayan calendar and then I remember when

1:26:11

Shane Morton my Literally like

1:26:13

the only person I'd call like a mentor when he put

1:26:15

the biggest secret in my hands and he's just like you

1:26:17

Got to read this but it was like it was more

1:26:20

like Exploring the other side,

1:26:22

but it was that time period

1:26:24

was like he was really doing

1:26:26

great Yeah, I then 2020 just

1:26:28

fucked him Yeah But

1:26:32

the problem is with him because he's the most

1:26:34

special special boy in the world You

1:26:37

know, it's how all these guys were where

1:26:39

it was like 2020 was it might have

1:26:41

been bad for you But it was really

1:26:43

bad for him. You know, I got a

1:26:45

question. This is like my weird curiosity these

1:26:47

2000 seat shows Do you think

1:26:49

that they were selling booze and do you think if

1:26:52

they were that they like these people drink? Yeah, they

1:26:54

not drink they do you think they

1:26:56

drink? Oh, yes. Yeah, it's a same They

1:26:58

go say in the same theaters that we

1:27:00

play. Yes. Yeah, they go in the same

1:27:02

way people go to watch stand-ups I've seen

1:27:04

these crowds like they are that's what that

1:27:06

is. Whatever is in him live. No, I

1:27:08

mean I've watched His I've

1:27:10

watched one of his stage shows Okay, that is

1:27:12

what they do is you're like six hours long

1:27:14

and they have a break where so you can

1:27:16

walk away You buy it's like a whole day

1:27:19

thing. Yeah Yeah,

1:27:23

you know like with this so he

1:27:25

just yammers for hours and you just

1:27:27

sit there But this is the one

1:27:30

of those interesting things about this whole

1:27:32

thing between Q anon Like

1:27:34

they're just regular ass Fans

1:27:39

Buy a merch go into his

1:27:41

like they treat it as if it's

1:27:43

just a show but it's also this

1:27:46

Hyper-serious call to action, but there's but

1:27:48

the way you're acting is really unserious.

1:27:50

So this is this It's

1:27:53

what we saw on January 6th, it's

1:27:55

the same concept of like you

1:27:57

believe in this Street

1:28:00

viewpoint like this is

1:28:02

you know you if you believe that an

1:28:04

actual group of repellions are in a cabal

1:28:06

and they run the secret government things are

1:28:08

fucked right like things are back yeah but

1:28:10

you still go like buy the shirt you

1:28:12

know like you still go when you buy

1:28:14

the hat yeah yeah you hang out like

1:28:16

you're not real but it's $50 for

1:28:19

sure yeah you're buying the shirt you're hanging

1:28:21

you're you're just like hanging out with all

1:28:23

the people like yeah we should do something

1:28:25

about that which is mostly you're just making

1:28:27

the next door app like extremely entertaining yeah

1:28:30

yeah and you're just I just joined the next

1:28:32

wrap for my neighborhood and it's my favorite

1:28:36

it's so good I'm a citizen boy myself dude

1:28:38

I love citizen too but next to rap it's

1:28:40

my favorites people just being like what's

1:28:43

this cloud what's this

1:28:45

cloud dude above my

1:28:47

house anyone

1:28:50

seen my cats I

1:28:53

joined it briefly and it

1:28:55

was definitely a lot of like there's

1:28:58

a cat here whose cat is

1:29:00

this yeah it's

1:29:03

got to be somebody in this neighborhood who

1:29:05

sent these birds in

1:29:10

2020 YouTube deleted David Ike's

1:29:12

account for saying that COVID-19 was not a

1:29:15

virus at all but actually a

1:29:17

consequence of 5g mobile networks which

1:29:19

prevent the human body and blood

1:29:21

from absorbing oxygen which is what

1:29:23

doctors were describing in COVID-19 cases

1:29:25

also there was a mysterious Jewish group

1:29:27

involved in the whole thing that was kind

1:29:30

of like this and also the Jews were

1:29:32

running yeah that's why COVID killed my Jewish

1:29:34

father yeah yeah the vaccine

1:29:37

was made deliberately you just

1:29:39

don't you just don't you

1:29:43

just don't fucking get it little person

1:29:45

mind that's your issue right here little

1:29:47

me little

1:29:50

frequency little me because that's what allows you

1:29:52

to be controlled because you think you can't

1:29:55

you can't do anything about it which way

1:29:57

infinite me you have to be infinite me

1:29:59

my friend because all That's how you become

1:30:01

something else that does both look like

1:30:03

the same picture. No Frequency

1:30:10

means that you think you can't change

1:30:12

shit the big Minute me

1:30:14

high frequency means that you're outside of the

1:30:16

matrix. It's not infinite though is still the

1:30:18

size of a head Quite

1:30:24

small is it you're saying about your head is that it can

1:30:27

contain the entire universe Yeah, no, what's

1:30:29

good about the newer book is there

1:30:31

are more pictures? No, no the biggest

1:30:33

secret has even more pictures Yeah,

1:30:39

there's this hole you'll never understand where

1:30:42

it says vaccines Oh

1:30:44

the pre and that's why the 3d reality

1:30:46

Satanists are obsessed with blood which carries the

1:30:48

human codes fourth dimensional reptilian Energy

1:30:54

vampire We

1:30:58

can't let it go I want

1:31:01

to let it go so that we really are not

1:31:03

allowed buddy Unfortunately, we're gonna be

1:31:05

doing this for the rest of the existence

1:31:07

of last podcast on the left. That's all

1:31:09

the show's gonna be now Unfortunately,

1:31:13

we're gonna have to read more of this. I'm

1:31:15

done. Yeah, I'm done Now

1:31:18

to be fair Ike was nowhere near the only

1:31:20

person making this claim nor was he the first

1:31:22

to say it all the 5g shit But

1:31:25

not too long after he posited

1:31:27

the question of what people were

1:31:29

going to do about it Yep,

1:31:31

conspiracy theorists began setting 5g towers

1:31:33

all over England on fire not

1:31:36

against that If

1:31:41

you're gonna be fighting the 5g's get like

1:31:43

it's The

1:31:45

bad part about it was that they were setting 5g

1:31:48

towers on fire and some of those

1:31:51

towers were connected directly to Cove

1:31:53

it outposts where people were dying of covid

1:31:55

so those people who couldn't be seen by

1:31:57

their families, you know families were like having

1:31:59

to call into people and say

1:32:02

goodbye to them like over like FaceTime. They

1:32:04

couldn't do that anymore because the guys had

1:32:06

the conspiracy theories that set the

1:32:08

thing apart. Obviously, that's their fucking problem because they

1:32:10

should have escaped the Matrix and not allowed their

1:32:13

blood to kill them. I just hate all the

1:32:15

fucking hidden fees that Verizon gives me. We

1:32:17

all do. Well,

1:32:19

eventually over 50 fires were set in

1:32:21

the UK. Countless telecom

1:32:23

workers were harassed on a daily basis

1:32:26

and an additional 17 more towers were

1:32:29

torched in the Netherlands, along with incidents

1:32:31

in Ireland, Cyprus, and Belgium. People

1:32:33

got hurt. Now, even though

1:32:35

Ike's ideas have been debunked, dismissed, and

1:32:37

ridiculed over and over again the last

1:32:40

three decades, there are still fans who

1:32:42

believe that in 100 years, humanity will

1:32:46

look back positively on David Ike and

1:32:48

realize that he was a major historical

1:32:50

figure. While that sounds insane,

1:32:53

consider how much conspiracy theory

1:32:55

is driving politics, presidential races,

1:32:57

insurrections, and quite possibly future

1:32:59

revolutions if things go far

1:33:01

enough. Framed in that light, Ike

1:33:04

fans may be correct after a

1:33:06

fashion. The difference is

1:33:08

that David Ike may very well be seen

1:33:10

as a major historical figure in 100 years,

1:33:14

but will instead be viewed as a

1:33:16

super spreader of the thought virus

1:33:18

that is conspiracy theory. He is

1:33:20

a net negative on human consciousness,

1:33:22

a man who has caused so

1:33:24

much pain, anger, and hatred that

1:33:26

he himself, ironically enough, would

1:33:28

make a perfect agent for the

1:33:30

reptilian agenda. YEAH! Duh,

1:33:33

duh, duh, yeee, yeee, yeee,

1:33:35

yeee, yeee, yeee, yeee. Yeeeaaaah.

1:33:38

It is giving wisdom. I

1:33:43

find this whole thing aggravating. Also just

1:33:45

understand that reptilians are also AI now.

1:33:48

That's the thing. Reptilians are a reflection

1:33:50

of a computer virus that goes

1:33:52

into the hologram reality. We live

1:33:54

in a hologram reality. It

1:33:56

might not be. It's like he's saying that

1:33:59

he thinks that also. The hologram reality might

1:34:01

have a computer virus that is the reptilian

1:34:03

agenda and another alien race is actually running

1:34:05

the simulation and the AI And Siri itself

1:34:07

is a fucking reptilian. So throw your phone

1:34:10

in the lake. He is the one author

1:34:12

that is worse than AI There

1:34:16

was like a case

1:34:19

for AI writing Go

1:34:23

take those books and fucking like burn them out

1:34:25

back now No, these are my you

1:34:28

know, I think it's important much like

1:34:30

the haunted Ouija board that is arriving soon

1:34:33

So we're gonna have to make sure we label that we

1:34:35

got to talk about because I don't want that here I

1:34:38

don't want to hear we're working on it. I got the new kirks in

1:34:40

there. We're gonna work on it No, we're not gonna work. We're not working

1:34:42

on it. It's not gonna get it's not gonna stay here You want a

1:34:44

haunted Ouija board? Fucking home. We'll see what I

1:34:46

deal with it. No, that's not we there is no We're

1:34:49

gonna see what happens. No, there is no we'll see what

1:34:51

happens. We're gonna do it up No, we're not but going

1:34:53

to your house and you deal with it But these books

1:34:55

are all gonna be stomped it to death. You if you

1:34:57

bring it here, you're the atheist Yeah,

1:35:01

I don't want it. So I'm the perfect person to

1:35:03

kill it. What happens? I spend five days a week

1:35:05

here I'm still

1:35:07

here eight hours a day. Maybe gonna work smarter not harder.

1:35:10

Maybe you don't need to bring cursed objects into

1:35:12

our workplace I mean sounds like we're gonna have

1:35:14

to talk to HR Yeah,

1:35:16

and they're gonna say don't bring haunted

1:35:18

objects into the workplace. Nobody is gonna

1:35:20

want this It's my religious beliefs and

1:35:23

I'm gonna sue everyone. I'm gonna sue you Sue

1:35:26

you go for it. I'm gonna see But

1:35:31

this is wow we've learned nothing yeah, but

1:35:34

I do think that we have Talked

1:35:37

a lot about important

1:35:39

things Yeah, I mean we've

1:35:41

definitely talked about how conspiracy thought is a fucking

1:35:43

eating us away at the from the inside and

1:35:45

then next week I think

1:35:47

we're coming back to old-fashioned. We're doing some heavy

1:35:49

hitter now True crime. We're gonna

1:35:52

do some true. We're good and this this year.

1:35:54

We got a lot of shit We got a

1:35:56

lot of great topics. We're going back on the

1:35:58

road. I'm still excited I

1:36:00

can't even believe we're you know what it is

1:36:02

is that I've been reading so much David Ike

1:36:04

that I can't believe that It's over so fast.

1:36:06

Yeah, I kind of wish I'm glad it's not

1:36:08

long. Yeah, no No, no, but it happened really

1:36:10

fast for me and then this is it Henry.

1:36:12

Oh, no, it's over Yeah, this is you've been

1:36:14

asking for this for years. It's over. You got

1:36:17

it. I don't want it anymore Right

1:36:20

now you're like the dog that caught the car. Yeah

1:36:23

Not a human on it It's

1:36:27

not fun anymore, but I you know it is interesting

1:36:29

and it's important to learn so go out there

1:36:31

And if you can the legally download his books and read

1:36:33

them That's the way to get it page your end

1:36:35

comm slash last podcast on the left If you want

1:36:37

to watch us all yell at each other That's how

1:36:39

you do that and if you want

1:36:42

to go on tick-tock which is hopefully

1:36:44

gone soon Maybe at LP on the

1:36:46

left go check that out and on

1:36:48

Instagram on Instagram Whenever the

1:36:50

whole videos be over soon and

1:36:52

then twitch.tv slash LPN TV So

1:36:55

I'm all of them your stream needs right.

1:36:57

It was great this week. I'm spun with

1:36:59

hilarious. I didn't see Amber shave herself Yeah

1:37:09

No dogs space comes out of Monday we got all the what is your new

1:37:11

what are we doing this next? No dogs

1:37:13

in space is on April 1st, which is

1:37:15

actually gonna be our 8th anniversary So

1:37:19

just so happen. Where are you? Uh do we know?

1:37:23

new New

1:37:25

when the new series is gonna come out. We just

1:37:27

wrote the first draft of episode 1 of can we're

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gonna be recording it Next week very

1:37:31

cool. So it'll be out So we're gonna make

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sure we record a few episodes so we're not

1:37:35

you know making you wait too long between but

1:37:37

yeah It'll be out since in next time. It's

1:37:39

wonderful. And now you've got the opportunity to come

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see us on tour Oh my

1:37:44

god, we both fucking excited fucking wait go

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a lot of messages on your tickets should

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tickets you take the word should yeah they

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Chicago Boston LA and Brooklyn those are the

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cities in America we're hitting this year I

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got a good feeling about the Seattle show

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oh yeah it's gonna be a great

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they got a good attitude I feel like

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we're gonna be on fire paramount to ready

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paramount the hell of a theater beautiful beautiful

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Vanna live at the Paramount that album that

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it's the same fucking venue no shit yeah

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fucking jamming that all week yeah man oh

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by the way listen to what I did

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zero five percent of reality

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all right so if you want to

1:39:04

get out there and people let you say a little

1:39:06

bit sad is that I never got to see your

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first test hmm but if you imagine

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on the lives yeah but if you imagine them

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who else hasn't statement

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literally gonna get killed when I walk out of here okay hail

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the reptile race well thank you

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because you know what after all

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this maligning now I believe

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I can definitely believe but I want to

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talk to the real reptilians and say we

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believe and I love your eggs

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