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2:40

the prodigal son has

2:42

returned. Marcus Parks

2:44

has deigned to come

2:47

into the Side Story studio, which is what

2:49

it is when it is not currently the

2:51

last podcast on the left studio. I

2:54

requested. He did. To come on

2:56

the show. He did. I requested this.

2:58

We did. And he was

3:00

like, where am I? Where do I sit?

3:03

Right. But he was good because he's having

3:05

difficulty with his dogs are fine, by the

3:07

way. I want to bring this up. He did go to

3:09

the vet. We know Julie, his

3:11

wife had to jump on Instagram after

3:14

he talked about Rambo eating the entire

3:16

taxidermy crocodile ad. And

3:20

he was shitting out teeth and everyone was

3:22

getting upset because they were like, oh, you

3:24

didn't call a vet. But Julie's fathers, his

3:26

wife's father is a vet. They called him.

3:28

He said, as long as shit's coming out

3:30

the front and the back of a dog,

3:32

you're fine. Yeah. Coming out. But

3:35

I'm glad to have you back today. Yeah,

3:37

I'm very happy to be back. And

3:40

you know what I think we should do? First of

3:42

all, this is Side Stories. I'm Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting

3:44

here with Marcus Parks. Yeah. And

3:47

I actually do think that we

3:49

should start not seriously, but our

3:52

hearts go out to the people in Baltimore.

3:54

Oh, God. With what the hell is going

3:56

on with this bridge collapse. We know what

3:58

we know now about this bridge collapse. is

4:00

that there was some form of electronic

4:02

malfunction on the barge that was coming

4:05

underneath the bridge. The one thing about

4:07

the bridge, which is like, I think

4:09

something like 20 people are dead. We

4:11

don't know what the number is yet

4:13

with the bridge collapse. I heard there

4:15

were six missing. Yes, and there's a

4:17

lot of people, you know, obviously conspiracy

4:19

theories immediately jump out. But I honestly

4:21

think one of the biggest issues

4:23

with this is explaining how like that bridge

4:25

was allowed to be at what I believe

4:27

was called fracture

4:29

fail. Like there's like

4:31

this term that they use where essentially

4:33

one loud fart would

4:36

take down this very very crucial bridge.

4:38

Yeah, very busy, very very busy bridge.

4:40

And then it all took, it all

4:42

came down. So this barge was coming

4:44

through from Singapore. There was an electronic

4:46

malfunction on the barge. It crashed into

4:49

one of the pylons that support the

4:51

bridge. They called it a partial collapse,

4:53

which I think has spin like

4:56

crazy. It was the first, well I woke

4:58

up this morning and I walked out, Carolina

5:00

was already awake and had the news on.

5:03

I'm bleary eyed and the very first thing I

5:05

see when I wake up, I turn a look

5:07

at the tv and I see a bridge collapse.

5:10

Collapse. Whales, oh cool. Oh,

5:13

fucking awesome. Is this new mushroom coffee?

5:15

Like ooh yum, fun. No,

5:17

it's one of my biggest fears is, I

5:20

hate driving over bridges. We all do. Yeah,

5:22

and yeah, this thing just collapses. It really

5:24

just collapsed. We're watching the video right now.

5:26

We love Baltimore so much. We do. Like

5:28

it's one of our favorite most, our favorite

5:30

cities in America. That entire bridge went down.

5:32

This is not a partial collapse. No. I'm

5:35

watching the Britney, the entire bridge collapse into

5:37

the river. This is not a partial collapse.

5:39

This was also the only route for hazmat

5:41

waste material to leave the city.

5:43

Jesus Christ. So our hearts go out to

5:45

Baltimore. We'd love that city. Can't wait to

5:47

come back, which we are going to do

5:49

and we're not taking the bridge. So

5:53

we're gonna have to get there by

5:55

helicopter, but you guys, I hope that

5:57

everybody is okay. Unfortunately I

6:00

hate to say this but at least it

6:02

happened at night. Yeah, it happened in the

6:04

middle of the night around 1 30 in

6:06

the Morning, which probably saved a lot of

6:08

lives which is also but still it's extremely

6:10

tragic and Marcus

6:13

is actually getting on the train tomorrow

6:15

to go help And

6:17

so he said that because he's wants to

6:19

go by train. He wants to see the

6:21

country I wanted to take six days one

6:24

because I don't think and no one's in

6:26

any hurry to get this thing fixed No,

6:28

take my time. He's gonna his main thing

6:30

when Marcus says is he wants to be

6:32

there to help? Emotionally

6:34

after the fact and he said mostly

6:37

he's it was weirdly said he's

6:39

got a hotel room It's gonna be in the

6:41

downtown area La Quinta. He's looking to talk

6:43

with single mother Which

6:46

is really interesting, but honestly thanks for somebody to

6:48

sort of really focus on the single mother really

6:50

focus on the thing Cuz there's gonna be a

6:52

lot of people in Baltimore affected by that. I

6:54

really do They really I mean seriously though like

6:56

it's gonna like that it may end up killing

6:58

shipping in Baltimore permanently Well, not it's definitely not

7:01

gonna be back for a minute. No, I hope

7:03

that Baltimore is okay and avoid

7:06

bridges Good

7:08

that's a good way to is that a good way to start the day

7:10

a good way to start the day boy to all bridges

7:12

as many as you can Dixie

7:15

we need help good. You need help. We need

7:17

to get in there. You know what we need what? the

7:21

Avengers But

7:23

I'm not talking about the actual superhero Robert

7:25

Downey jr. Chris Helmsworth the

7:27

other guy Scarlett Rockwell,

7:29

oh handsome not him Poor

7:34

thing I think he's a great actor. Yeah, I think

7:36

he's a great actor, but I don't know I don't

7:38

he's not my go-to guy. I actually think that Robert

7:40

Downey jr. Would be very helpful Mm-hmm

7:42

cuz he's the most not a

7:44

Scientologist But could

7:46

be a Scientologist guy in terms of energy

7:49

and effervescent the chameleon He can kind of

7:51

get in anywhere. Yeah, and it's like his

7:53

it's the way he changed the week cuz

7:55

remember He was like sleeping people's homes. Yeah

7:58

before Iron Man. Yeah couchsurfing.

8:00

Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, but you would break into

8:02

people's houses and shit. Yeah Used

8:05

to break into people's houses. I didn't know about that. It

8:07

was when he was like really off the rails with drugs

8:09

when he was fun That's

8:11

when he was like a fun guy. Yeah. All

8:13

right, so you came in here today Do we

8:16

want to start with why you're here today? I

8:18

mean I texted you at 9 a.m. On Sunday

8:20

morning You did and

8:22

I woke up. I was like, oh god, what has

8:24

happened? Yeah. Yeah, it's bad news. Yeah I mean it

8:26

wasn't it wasn't bad news at all. It was a

8:28

story that Carolina told me about this

8:30

story is Incredible. It's

8:33

terrifying. It's strange. It comes out

8:35

of New Mexico Health

8:38

officials say new HIV infections have been

8:40

linked to a salon that performed so-called

8:43

Vampire facial, okay Almost

8:46

five years after the business closed and what

8:48

got me was the term vampire facial So

8:51

have you never see what's funny is that

8:53

I I am with my

8:56

beautiful one. Yes She

8:58

loves all forms up

9:00

like she does IVs. She

9:02

does all this stuff I'm pretty certain

9:04

she's mostly still my full organic wife

9:08

At this point she could have been replaced

9:10

by chemicals another being I don't know what

9:12

goes in and out of her Right, but

9:15

the she has done these vampire facials before

9:17

these things are insane I mean what basically

9:19

what they do is they take blood from

9:21

your arm I also believe that my wife

9:24

would be just as beautiful without I

9:28

don't think that's even the reason why she's beautiful

9:32

All right, I think she keeps it tight she's

9:34

working hard on it Yeah, my wife was horrified

9:36

to find out that her dermatologist doesn't oh, yeah,

9:39

of course you think this is a legit Treatment

9:42

that people do but you're supposed to explain it.

9:44

So you're supposed to be licensed. Well,

9:46

yeah Just

9:48

be like yeah You're

9:52

okay if I do with my own mouth with a

9:54

straw So what people do is

9:57

they draw blood out of the arm And

10:00

then they put it in a sort

10:02

of centrifuge and it separates

10:04

the platelets from the plasma

10:08

and then they take those platelets and they put them

10:10

in a bag I think. They're

10:12

not like plates. They're goop. They're other goop.

10:15

Not pretty. Yeah, you put it in a

10:17

bag. Yeah, other goop. You put

10:19

goop in a bag. Yeah, you put goop in a bag. You put goop

10:21

in a cup. You put goop in a cup. But

10:23

if you put the goop in a body, you gotta put the goop

10:25

in a bag. Yeah, I mean, I guess so. It would be

10:27

nice to have a bag. It might have a... I'd say it would

10:30

be nice to have a cup because that's reusable. Yeah, that's

10:32

true. You gotta reuse a big... Nigga, wash it out. Then

10:34

you dump the stuff in the goop, dump the goop in

10:36

the fucking garbage can. It's in there. So

10:39

they get these micro needles and they put

10:41

a bunch of tiny little holes all over

10:43

the person's face and then they take this

10:45

blood, these platelets... Your own blood. Your own

10:48

blood and they smear it all over your

10:50

face and let it seep in. It injects

10:52

in. It goes into your blood. The thing

10:54

is that how are people getting HIV because

10:57

it's supposed to be coming from your blood.

11:00

I would imagine that people...

11:02

I would imagine they were using the same

11:05

equipment over and over again. Is there any

11:07

research as to why how that HIV is

11:09

being actually spread around? Because that is what

11:11

I find interesting. I looked it up. I

11:13

wasn't able to find an exact... Even

11:16

if they're mixing up blood. It might

11:19

just be mixing up blood because I actually don't even know. [email protected].

11:21

I'd love to know what part

11:24

of the blood has got the

11:26

dirt in it. I would imagine

11:28

that it was just them improperly

11:30

cleaning the equipment. I mean the

11:33

micro needles. Because

11:35

if you do the micro needles on somebody and

11:37

then you don't properly clean it, AIDS I think

11:39

or HIV could probably survive quite a

11:41

bit and the next person gets the

11:43

micro needles and then they get HIV.

11:46

[email protected]. Do you do micro needles? I actually

11:48

have a lot of... I believe the term

11:51

is estheticians. In

11:55

the audience. My friend Heather.

11:57

What's an esthetician? Somebody works with skin.

12:00

Dermatologist? It's dermatologist someone who does

12:02

I believe lumps and fucks and

12:04

foam. Like lumps and esthetician

12:06

is the one that does all of the stuff

12:08

that it's like salon stuff. Yes. Ah.

12:12

Yay. It's all about like an esthetician and the professor

12:14

of facial supplies makeup. And my friend Heather actually

12:16

has been working with this one that does what's

12:19

called it's like gender affirming

12:22

esthetician work in Pittsburgh. And

12:25

but they talk about this style of

12:27

like I would love to know how

12:29

this could possibly happen because I wonder

12:31

if number one do the machines even

12:33

work if they're gunked up because the

12:36

needles are so small. I don't know

12:38

like how much material like literally blood

12:40

is needed in order to transfer HIV.

12:42

Like how virulent does it have to

12:44

be? Also does it come from a

12:47

like I also don't understand how this procedure

12:49

would work without it being your blood. I

12:51

mean at the end of the day you're

12:53

still getting blood. It's just any blood. You're

12:55

getting blood smeared all over your face. So you know

12:57

who knows if it works or not. I mean it

12:59

doesn't necessarily have to work. Yeah. But

13:02

as far as this place goes I don't think this place does

13:04

not really seem like they're on the level. It's

13:06

called VIP spa. That's it. It's

13:09

just called VIP spa. Very important people. Very important

13:11

people there. What are you going to say Rob?

13:14

Oh that is what it is. Oh improperly disposed

13:16

of in multiple trash cans. That's where it is.

13:19

And drawers. Yeah. And

13:21

the client treatment. There's a lot of

13:23

cross contamination. It's just cross contamination. They're

13:25

not properly disposing of their bio hazards.

13:27

I never want to see the sentence

13:29

ever again when it comes to a

13:32

doctor's office. Unlabeled syringes

13:34

quote unquote loaded with unknown

13:36

biologics were stored next

13:38

to coffee creamer and

13:41

cheese slices in a snack

13:44

refrigerator. Yeah. That's

13:46

not good. Old vials of

13:48

human blood next to the mayonnaise doesn't

13:50

seem to be the best way you

13:52

want to do this. It's

13:55

not a doctor's office. It's just a fucking spa.

13:57

It is just a spa. It's like a plane.

14:00

you go it's like a place you go for a

14:02

facial and a massage and they're also

14:04

they're doing fucking but I mean this shit used

14:06

to happen in New York all the time oh

14:08

yeah it's so many different stories of like women

14:10

getting those like Brazilian butt lifts and getting out

14:12

the illegal silicone injected into their butts and then

14:15

they die because they get an infection yeah they

14:17

gotta go to a professional one of moms to

14:19

the shit you have to go to a person

14:21

with a license you

14:23

see a license a

14:26

piece of paper what we learned from Anders Pravet because actually

14:28

you can print that shit up really easily and

14:30

you actually could be totally fake but hey lie to

14:32

me like give me

14:34

some pop and circumstance like this

14:37

might actually be a doctor's

14:39

office check this shit out just check your

14:41

people out but I know many people that

14:44

are in this service like they do are

14:46

the do esthetician work and okay and so

14:48

it is a highly skilled job but you

14:50

have to be skilled do it and fuck

14:52

people up really easily like this you can

14:54

give people HIV you can give people HIV

14:56

which is that's why it's like but I'm

14:59

not gonna say it gets it because I feel like a lot

15:01

of people love this new it's a journey people

15:03

changing I think that's what we are definitely going

15:05

to see in the future in terms

15:08

of how humanity is going to

15:10

change and turn wouldn't like you

15:12

know I think trans metropolitan it's

15:14

probably still the most one of

15:16

the most accurate views of

15:18

like how humanity will progress through the future and

15:20

the way we identify ourselves and what we do

15:23

so I love when people fuck with the way

15:25

they look sure I'm hoping we get llama people

15:27

like I want llama people I want sheet of

15:29

people I think that's fun as fuck oh yeah

15:31

it's been a day as a dolphin I know

15:34

I dream about that fucking panel oh yeah I

15:36

want you because I love that because I think

15:38

that's kind of what we're we're kind of expand

15:40

our minds I don't know

15:42

again I don't know if it's gonna help the job market but

15:45

that's not what it's really about it's about

15:47

you fight I love the personal exploration people trying

15:49

to do stuff like this this is just stuff

15:51

I just don't understand I want to know where

15:54

the first vampire facial came from yeah who was

15:56

the first guy that was like what if we

15:58

made a

16:00

stab blast and maybe

16:02

it will make you beautiful

16:05

or you will become a

16:08

demon incarnate. I don't know who does

16:10

that. Oh, Dr. Barbara Sturb. Did

16:14

it. Oh wow. Well, I mean,

16:16

just do the same thing that you did. Just do

16:18

it with a German accent. You'll be fine. Neigen, Neigen.

16:21

The blood helps simulate

16:23

collagen production which

16:25

can reduce fine wrinkles, scarring acne

16:28

scarring and brown spots. Yeah, if

16:30

you put it in German, the

16:32

blood helps stimulate collagen production which

16:35

can reduce fine wrinkles, scarring acne

16:37

scarring and brown spots. We have

16:39

found a final solution for your

16:42

old skin. No,

16:44

this is a, yes, it is

16:46

interesting. I don't know why. I don't

16:48

know how we got here. Well, it's because

16:51

I for some reason got fascinated with this shit

16:53

at 9am on a Sunday. Not you. I'm

16:55

talking about the fucking vampire facials. Hey, whatever

16:58

makes everybody happy. Whatever

17:00

you got to do. I'm down for it. Whoever

17:02

wants to do it. Women love pain. Maybe

17:04

not just women do this, but people who

17:06

like beauty like to hurt. Well, you have

17:08

to. I guess. It all hurts. It all

17:11

hurts always. I do nothing that hurts and

17:13

I'm incredible. Look at me. I'm

17:16

aging like a peccarino. My God, man.

17:18

I went to a fucking, I went to a store a

17:20

couple of days ago to get some new t-shirts. I

17:22

went to a thrift or vintage store to get some t-shirts.

17:25

Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm wearing one

17:27

right now. It's pretty nice. I like this

17:29

shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good screaming. But I went into

17:31

the dressing room. I took some shirts in there with me and

17:33

one of them was a little youthful,

17:35

let's say. I was like, I could maybe pull

17:37

this off. I just showed you in the makeover

17:39

episode you could be youthful. I don't know, man.

17:42

Because that's the thing. I

17:44

put this shirt on and it was like kind of like

17:46

a low cut and it had like a

17:48

bunch of skulls on it. It was like super cool. I

17:50

was like, man, this is like something I totally fucking wear

17:52

like in my 20s. Let me look. It's

17:55

out. Yeah. And I

17:57

put it on and I looked in the mirror for the first time

17:59

ever. I saw a 40 year

18:02

old man like I saw like

18:04

I looked I don't see it though mark

18:06

like I'd look see a young fresh I

18:08

see the boy I met you see the

18:10

boy I look at you. I just see

18:12

old Marcus. Yeah, I don't see you this

18:14

That's really nice of you to say it

18:16

really is I don't want the dressing room

18:18

mirror said something very different Interesting. Here's a

18:20

liar If

18:24

I was what about If

18:26

I was 25 I would have bought

18:28

like my favorite shirt ever on Saturday

18:31

and I would have wore that for and I would have

18:33

would have wore it For five years you want to know

18:35

it now. It's it's it's too Really

18:38

got you can age gracefully and I gotta I'm

18:40

gonna be one of those guys. I'm gonna age

18:42

gracefully I'm not gonna turn into a fucking Johnny

18:44

Depp type where I'm wearing a weird hat with

18:46

a bunch of others on it Okay market Rob.

18:48

Can we believe me? Can we I feel like

18:50

this not wearing a vest and a bunch of

18:53

necklaces and a lot of rings and hats? I

18:55

think the ring that a hat girl I think we rings

18:57

and hats are a lot Yeah, they're really a lot, but

19:00

I can't I can't be that guy. I gotta I gotta

19:02

I'm gonna give you a good way I gotta dress gracefully

19:04

you are you are already and I'm gonna give you a

19:06

piece of advice I'm learning I miss

19:08

the other the specific needs of the men out

19:10

there I something it is

19:12

way outside of your comfort zone that you would

19:14

wear that you're afraid to wear and you're afraid

19:17

it's gonna make you look like an

19:20

undercover police officer or a

19:23

groomer Child I Was

19:27

gonna say a Desperate aging

19:29

man. Yes. Yeah, yes,

19:31

we we have many examples I

19:35

know we're in the capital. I don't desperately aging man. I

19:37

did not want to be one of those No, of course

19:39

not But what I say is you did something slightly outside

19:41

of your comfort zone you put it in the closet Give

19:44

it like a year one day you'll just

19:46

pop it on you're wearing it. You're used to it You've

19:48

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19:52

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25:19

got, I want to do this story up top because

25:22

Rob, I'm doing this one for like 40

25:24

minutes into the show. Jesus Christ. How long

25:26

have I been talking? How long have we

25:28

been doing this? 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Okay,

25:30

20 minutes. 20 minutes. Now

25:32

I've specifically chose this story because Rob's from Long Island

25:35

and he, I feel like this is a good thing.

25:37

You guys, we all miss New York a little bit.

25:39

Yeah, I do. I'm feeling a little bit. I've missed

25:41

it a lot lately. But this is gonna remind you,

25:44

this is a little piece in New York. Now this

25:46

story I, I love. Woman

25:50

once charged with selling sex as

25:52

a hot dog vendor arrested on

25:54

stalking charges. Now this lovely lady,

25:56

Catherine Scalia, 57. I'm being

25:58

sarcastic. But this

26:00

lady is really fun. This is before she was bad. So I

26:02

just sent you a link now I sent

26:05

you a link Rob We're gonna play this real quickly just

26:07

want the audience to hear what we're

26:09

dealing with here and who this woman is

26:11

Catherine Scalia she was called the hot dog

26:13

look After she attempted

26:15

to offer lap dances in her front yard

26:17

on Long Island. This is from 2014

26:20

this is the first thing that starts right? Yeah, and so

26:22

hot dog hookers a very 2014 has a lot Dog

26:25

hooker from 2016 Fox 5 they cheat got Re-arrested

26:31

again for offering lap dances

26:33

from her futon in her front

26:35

yard in Long Island Now this

26:37

is a clip from the

26:39

Fox 5 Interview with

26:41

Catherine Scalia so you can just understand

26:44

who this woman is and

26:46

what her life goals

26:49

are A Long Island

26:51

woman who became known as the hot dog

26:53

hooker has set up shop once again

26:55

But outside of her East Rockaway

26:58

home. All right, and once again, she's offering more than

27:00

just hot dogs. Here's Kerry drew Remember

27:05

the name Catherine Scalia We first told

27:07

you about her nearly four years ago

27:09

when she became known in the press as

27:11

a so-called hot dog hooker Scalia

27:13

sold hot dogs out of a trailer

27:16

dressed only in a bikini and was

27:18

busted for offering sex to an undercover

27:20

Cop I solicited an undercover officer.

27:22

I didn't know that was gonna happen You

27:25

know, I told this guy to come to

27:27

my ass gonna do a strip We're gonna have fun and you're gonna

27:29

go home and that's gonna be the end I

27:31

didn't know I was gonna be in cuffs all

27:33

over the news again at the time She was

27:36

sentenced to seven days behind bars when

27:38

I gave the undercover cop And

27:43

when I did it then she only showed

27:45

him It's all split the very top

27:48

of her I didn't even go topless

27:50

now Scalia is at it again. They're

27:52

real These are my Front

27:56

yard Out of the outside

27:58

her easy way home offering lapdance to

28:00

those who drive by. She says what

28:02

she's doing is legal. To the younger

28:04

generation out there, do your

28:07

lap dances. It's safe and

28:09

it's legal. But those who live nearby have

28:11

had enough. I got it. Yeah, a lot

28:13

of people are upset. Well, this

28:15

time people are mad because she was openly

28:17

soliciting lap dances on her front yard, which

28:19

I think is fun. Yeah,

28:22

the strange thing to me though, is that

28:24

she has her, she's on her swinging chair

28:26

offering the lap dances, but the swinging chair

28:28

is facing the house, not the street. The

28:30

pillow she wrote lap dances here was

28:32

perpendicular to the street. That

28:35

was more of the bulletin board that

28:37

was bringing people in. Now, Catherine Scalia

28:39

is a pimp. Yeah,

28:42

she's a bit of a pimp. I mean, Rob, does

28:44

that make you homesick? Yeah, I just remind you of

28:46

my family. But it's not like- Rob,

28:49

our good old fashioned long island boy.

28:51

That's a nice lady. That's a nice

28:53

lady. I think she's one of my

28:55

aunts. She might be. Now, this is

28:58

in East Rockaway. So now, this is

29:00

people, you should New York favorite, people

29:02

love this person, but she has overstayed

29:04

her welcome. So she is accused of

29:06

repeatedly harassing a 51 year old male

29:08

employee at the Main Street Business Center.

29:11

And at his home, Main Street Business

29:13

Center, what the fuck is that? It

29:16

is probably, have you ever been to

29:18

a good old fashioned upper

29:20

New England area, strip

29:22

mall, cyber cafe? That

29:25

is exactly what this is. It's

29:28

a cyber cafe where a man is running a

29:30

cannoli base. God

29:32

knows what this guy is doing. He's doing

29:34

cannoli insurance outside of this

29:37

Main Street Business Center. Now- Okay,

29:39

yeah, they do drop off. It's like just a FedEx,

29:41

UP, it's a- Yeah. It's

29:44

just a man who's living here. Now, this man doesn't

29:46

want to say anything, but I do believe the man

29:48

might not be of necessarily American descent. This

29:50

man who came out, he came into,

29:53

this woman's come into the store

29:55

and has now exposed her breasts

29:57

multiple times to him. And

29:59

then also made- and many anti-Semitic remarks

30:01

to him about the business in general. Now

30:03

the one thing about the job is the

30:05

man says, I have told her multiple times

30:07

to stop coming to my home and my

30:09

job because it is stressing me out and

30:12

it is not good for my mental health,

30:14

the victim said. I am afraid that her

30:16

showing up to my job and acting the

30:18

way she behaves will get me in trouble

30:20

with my boss and I fear I could

30:22

lose my job. So because she keeps showing

30:24

up saying stuff about like, essentially the man

30:26

that she is stalking is not Jewish, but

30:28

the people who run the business are.

30:31

And she said a bunch of weird shit and apparently

30:33

she is coming by 10 to 15 times a day to

30:37

show him her breasts and then yell at

30:39

him. Public nuisance, she is becoming a real

30:41

public nuisance now. I do not know, that

30:43

sounds like a service I pay for. Show

30:47

me your tits, yell at me. That

30:49

is a fine line from local character

30:51

to public nuisance because usually that is

30:53

the thing that usually from local character

30:55

to public nuisance, usually it is when

30:58

the anti-Semitic remarks start coming. Because

31:00

that is when it goes in, okay. Alright,

31:02

now we got to... She is

31:04

not a fine line friend. She

31:07

started... There are many local characters that

31:09

are not anti-Semitic. She

31:12

started public. That

31:14

is the thing, her stuff is like, wow,

31:16

she has got some good old fashioned Long

31:18

Island boobies as well. I love her. I

31:21

do not mind, except for now that she is bad, I do

31:23

not like her. I liked her then. I liked her when she

31:25

was just a hot dog her. Yeah,

31:28

now I do not like her anymore. Same thing with David,

31:30

but it was like this woman came. She

31:34

is a flirt. And if

31:36

you could see this picture of her with

31:38

the hot dogs, with her bosoms right behind

31:41

the hot dogs, again, I am understanding the

31:43

vibe. She is slinging, but her sons were

31:45

also arrested. So now she is being arrested.

31:47

She was well on her way

31:49

becoming a public nuisance. I actually think that

31:51

she was always trying to be a public

31:54

nuisance. Was actually too charming before to be

31:57

one. She wanted to be one. Yeah, you think

31:59

so? You think... people set out to

32:01

become public news and I feel

32:03

like people think that they are

32:06

the real thing and everyone else is the

32:08

problem basically yeah but that's what's called a

32:10

public news yes and the I was recently

32:12

watching video cuz you know I like my

32:14

body cam footage and watching of a woman

32:17

be arrested for streaking at a baseball game

32:19

right and it's hard because that woman you

32:22

see this also in reddit had they have

32:24

the suburb it I'm the main character I'm

32:26

a character you see these people that are

32:28

like they woke up today deciding

32:31

I'm gonna be on the news for a bad thing oh

32:34

I gotta get up oh I got to be on the news

32:37

today so this woman who's

32:39

true who was shrieking she's just a

32:41

glad like she's like God's gift to

32:43

men there also and she was like

32:45

a minor league game and she was

32:47

like talked to the baseball the police

32:49

officers offered him to suck their dick

32:51

and stuff and then anyway police officers

32:53

is that despite some of the documentaries

32:55

I've seen not a lot

32:57

of it results in for some sex

33:02

there's some documentaries I've seen where it doesn't

33:04

go that way but the other ones I'm

33:06

watching it it seems to be very professional

33:08

and you'd think that like streaking would lead

33:10

to the sex but usually in the documentary

33:12

a lot of documentaries the streaking definitely does

33:14

well you're doing the documentaries that I see

33:16

it's for something like I don't know shoplifting

33:18

their shoplifting and then

33:21

there is the one where they

33:23

beating yeah and then um where

33:26

is it what's another good one the one

33:28

that we don't we're all at January 6th

33:30

yeah at this

33:35

point there has to be right there has

33:37

to be yeah well I would this is it there's

33:39

not a lot of Congress themed porn remember

33:42

with Lisa Lisa and yeah with

33:45

their mail and pale and yeah okay

33:47

that weren't our that was goober tutorial

33:49

point Oh Stephen Miles who goes by

33:51

sergeant miles and gay porn he

33:53

was arrested at January 6th he's got a while you've

33:55

got quite a wiener on him does he See

34:00

a bulge in there. He's doing that on purpose. He's

34:02

fluff that up. That's a yeah. He's fluffing He's

34:05

like the pit crew on RuPaul's drag race those

34:07

guys can't all have Is

34:09

that massive can they they're also guys with like he's

34:11

got like obviously super kind of long sucked out nipples

34:13

because they've been playing with this nipple slot God

34:17

bless them all 40 years old same age is him. What

34:20

do you think me and sergeant miles? He's

34:23

is it that much different far better shape than you

34:25

are. She's in gay porn I can see similar body

34:27

hair you say that you have very similar body hair

34:29

See I now also watching drag race a lot There's

34:31

not a lot of bear representation every once in a

34:33

bunch of bears, but then you make a bunch of

34:35

barking noises at them When the

34:37

bear show up yeah, but they wouldn't scruff

34:39

boy. Are you talking? Oh, are you talking about pit

34:41

crew? Yeah, no, there's really not there's not too many

34:43

bears at all in the pit crew. They're hairless. Yeah

34:48

Being you're being very ignorant. I Think

34:51

hair makes a body interesting on a man And

34:54

a woman I guess hmm anyways

34:56

my body is quite interesting because it's hairless

34:58

Well you also the your bottom half isn't

35:00

no it is but that makes it

35:02

interesting the Satanists very interesting

35:05

Explore him. He's like a book Now

35:07

this next story is another one that I got

35:09

said a lot This is one

35:11

I don't particularly understand, but it's

35:13

more like this is one of those sounds like

35:15

a last podcast in the web story But it's

35:18

really not But it's

35:20

interesting to explain okay. It's the guy that

35:22

had um He has

35:24

this rare disorder that he

35:27

causes people to he's causes to see

35:29

people's faces as demonic Yeah,

35:31

it was very easy. He can't see it

35:33

on that He's only sees it in real

35:35

life people have an extended long weird mouths

35:37

furrowed brows fairly racist

35:40

eyes And

35:42

he sees people as demonic I guess he

35:44

apparently had some kind of bacterial infection He

35:46

also had a head injury when he was

35:49

trying to pull on the the stuck door

35:51

of his pickup He fell back and hit

35:53

his head on the concrete There was a

35:55

lesion on his brain by the way they

35:57

could tell how he sees people as different

35:59

as a bunch of demons is

36:02

that they see he looks at pictures of

36:04

humans on a computer screen or prints it

36:06

out and he doesn't see the demon faces

36:08

but then he looks at people in life.

36:10

He then describes what he sees to the

36:12

doctors and then they drew. Well he says

36:15

that it really only works for him because

36:17

it's different for everybody who has this disorder.

36:19

It really only works if the faces are

36:21

moving. If the faces are static he doesn't

36:23

really see anything but if they're moving then

36:25

yeah. I mean the way they look it

36:27

was described by our editor Ian as Oblivion

36:30

characters. Yes. Yeah like characters in

36:32

video game Oblivion. Would they come to daddy? No, no, no, no,

36:34

no. They look like ASX twin

36:36

people. Yeah. Or it looks like if

36:38

you know you're fucking around with like

36:40

the smudge function with you know on

36:43

Photoshop it looks a lot like that

36:45

too. It's kind of cool in a

36:47

way but it's called, it's unsettling. Let

36:49

me see if I can pronounce this.

36:51

It's called prosopometamorphosia. Let

36:53

me see if I can

36:55

do it. Prosopometamorphosia.

36:58

It's the more. Prosopometamorphosia.

37:01

Proso. Proso. Proso.

37:03

Proso. Proso. Proso.

37:06

Proso. Pro so. Pro

37:09

so. Proso. Proso.

37:11

Pmo. Pmo. They

37:14

put Pmo right next to it. Pmo or

37:16

Pmo. One more time. And

37:18

prosopometamorphosia. I think I got it in

37:21

the air. I think I got it in the air.

37:25

Extremely rare. Because it's the last time we're going to say

37:27

it. Yeah.

37:29

It causes a neurological disorder or perception. Causes

37:32

faces to appear disordered in shape, size, texture

37:34

or color. So I would say this to

37:36

all of our listeners. I think it's important.

37:38

We have a lot of guys that have

37:40

experimented in hallucinogens. You know I

37:42

have, we know a lot

37:44

of people that have had extended

37:46

visual hallucinations due to bad

37:49

medication or like just straight

37:51

up being cookie bananas for a

37:54

while. Happens to all of us. Sure. But

37:56

my main thing is take a picture.

38:00

and then see if you think you're seeing

38:02

something take a picture of it look

38:05

on the camera and see if you see it on

38:07

The camera you tell the person that you're looking at

38:09

what you're doing no No,

38:12

how do you know they're big gob? Yeah, so you

38:14

not held up So you first have to come up

38:16

with an excuse for taking their picture. Oh my god

38:18

I would remember where we had this lunch Take

38:22

a picture that's and that's a free one I

38:25

think you take a picture and then

38:27

you can then look and see if

38:29

they are transforming I just give yourself

38:31

allow yourself the grace. Mm-hmm to say

38:34

Maybe it not demon. Mm-hmm. Maybe

38:36

it Kelly Maybe

38:39

it my friend Julie. Maybe it's

38:41

not demon I jump to conclusion

38:43

at demon because yeah, I see

38:46

long scary smile face I assume

38:49

demon face demon eyes But

38:52

then I look upon the picture it enough even then

38:54

you're fine. Yeah, and then you can get back to

38:56

your lunch But you better or

38:58

doubt but then I do understand then you'd be

39:00

pretty distracted Yeah, because now you're sitting at lunch

39:03

training your salad every once in a while you

39:05

look up and you see I

39:09

don't think it's gonna be good for you because

39:11

this guy to Victor Shower who this happening to

39:13

this is also I feel for him because when

39:15

he first second that you stayed in demon voice,

39:17

you know who this happening to He

39:22

did not the demon he is not

39:24

a demon he is a

39:26

man he innocent victim Right now in your

39:28

court your ears noses the mouse are straight back

39:30

over but his is what he said My

39:33

first thought was I woke up in a

39:35

demon world. God, you can't imagine how scary

39:37

it was. I am. Yeah, I can Cuz

39:40

I wake up all too obvious knowing for

39:42

a fact that we do live in a demon world But

39:46

I don't have the excuse of Performorphous and

39:48

I'm a snake. I Don't

39:51

have that excuse. Yeah. All right All

39:53

I have is the fact that the truth

39:56

has peeled back my eyeballs permanently. Yeah,

39:59

I can't even go outside I'm with

40:01

you bro, I'm living in a devil town. Yeah. I

40:04

didn't know it was a devil town. Oh lord,

40:06

it really gets me down about this devil town. You

40:08

know what's nice? All my friends are vampires. When I

40:10

wake up in the devil town and I look in

40:12

the mirror and I realize, I too

40:15

am a devil. That was very scary.

40:20

Actually that's not a good realization either. Because

40:22

if you wake up in a devil town,

40:25

go to the devil travel

40:27

agency and say I gotta go. I

40:30

gotta leave out of here. Demon? I

40:32

know I'm conversing with a demon but I do not know.

40:34

Can a demon add this to my Skymiles account? But

40:38

yeah, that's nothing story. Yeah, well it's a guy

40:40

who had a weird and he does it. He

40:42

has the name of a man who would have

40:44

this syndrome. Victor Shira. Why?

40:47

It's hard because it's like it's such a

40:49

bad luck thing too. Yeah. It's

40:52

a bad luck thing to happen to you. Hi, my name

40:54

is Victor Shira. I see demons. I see demons everywhere

40:56

I go but I cannot see them in pictures. You know,

40:58

like that's very frightening. It's a

41:00

frightening life to lead. Yeah. You

41:03

know, and it does happen to people. So keep writing down

41:05

swivel, new worry alert. Can I get a, I should get

41:07

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41:11

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41:14

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41:16

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41:19

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41:21

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41:23

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41:25

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41:28

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41:31

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41:33

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41:36

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it's just it's interesting.

46:02

It's interesting. I

46:05

want to say we were both excited for the story

46:07

I do like it. This happened

46:09

in Bakersfield, California. That was car me's from

46:11

yeah Yeah, and our

46:13

our employee Kelsey also from Bakersfield. I

46:16

said to the story She said that

46:18

Bakersfield is the Florida of California. Oh

46:20

interesting. Yeah now this like this happens

46:23

all the time cool now

46:25

this video there's a video that shows a Homeless

46:28

man that he was with

46:30

a severed body part that he took

46:32

from a training accident, right and Not

46:36

on it like it was a turkey leg He

46:42

was carrying around you did not see the video

46:44

of him by I saw the bit He's it

46:46

looks to me is just looking and look at

46:48

me as if he is inspecting it Inspecting

46:58

it he's inspecting it. He's not It

47:02

multiple times it again. I watch it for the

47:04

floppiness of the leg Oh god, I mean it

47:06

absolutely looks like a human body part that this

47:08

guy's bloated by a train Yeah, now this guy

47:11

is a man by the name of unfortunately, we shouldn't

47:13

even say his name I feel bad for even saying

47:15

the dude's name. It's out there. It's from the sheriff's

47:17

office Rizendo Tally K. Yes,

47:20

he was 27 years old, which is very sad

47:23

He removed it evidence from this scene. They

47:25

found him at him. He showed up like A

47:28

train blew up a person. Yeah at Wasko,

47:30

California Maybe

47:33

I guess he walked into the mission and

47:36

he just had human remains That's

47:38

where the but someone filled him down the street. Now if you

47:40

watch the video Well,

47:46

he's the walking into the mission, how is

47:48

it different guy in Bakersfield who showed up

47:50

with a fucking That guy showed up with

47:52

the hand yeah, yeah, he found out like

47:54

alright so now if you look in this

47:56

video now watch this Here

47:59

you want to blow this up Rob? It's just so

48:01

you can see it cuz I want you to see

48:03

so they see this man. He's a little bit frightening

48:05

He's looking agitated. He is in disheveled

48:07

dress He has again what looks

48:10

like a big sloppy burrito in one hand But

48:12

if for some reason blur it out I'd

48:14

like we can't really see the extent of it It's kind

48:16

of kind of got stuff hanging on like strings hanging off

48:18

it away and then he

48:20

does okay He

48:22

is eating on it that in that video

48:24

right there. He literally chewing on he's inspecting

48:27

it because if he was chewing on it

48:29

We're not like in the story pop that

48:31

would be in the story. You're watching him

48:33

commit cannibalism It's like like it looks like

48:35

he's trying to keep like the owl from

48:37

the commercial I'll

48:41

see it's like no it's not I mean he

48:43

is I do see him walk it when the

48:45

cops show up I do see him like walking

48:47

away with it as if like you're

48:49

not taking this thing away from me Like this

48:51

is my fucking leg. I found this

48:53

finders keepers. It's mine. It's mine The

49:00

other foot goes bad you know what happens sometimes

49:02

if you put this into a demon Tm.

49:05

Oh Tomo for more for you.

49:08

Yeah, I see feet sometimes they turn into demons Second

49:14

time this year this year, and

49:16

this is a it's March. It's

49:19

March Yeah, it's not

49:21

like it's March This is the second time

49:23

that a body part has been removed

49:25

from a crash scene the executive is

49:27

the director of A local mission in

49:30

Bakersfield so that somebody brought a hand

49:32

to the shelter Three weeks ago just

49:34

days after a train hit a pedestrian

49:37

in East Bakersfield however All

49:40

body parts were accounted for in that train accident

49:42

where do you find that no one knows where

49:44

the hand came from? I feel

49:46

like the story that we're not

49:48

talking about in this is this

49:51

train Intersection and what

49:53

the living fuck is happening a lot of trains

49:55

go through Bakersfield Yeah, a lot of trains go

49:57

through a lot of places. This is the most

50:00

in one one go in terms of like

50:02

a three-month stretch multiple people I

50:04

actually side stories LPOTL the gmail.com I'd love

50:07

to know how many people are hit by

50:09

trains each year I think train accidents are

50:11

more common than we may think and

50:14

it may also be suicides according

50:22

to Wow pedestrian railroad accidents the leading

50:24

cause of death on railways yeah I

50:26

don't think it's murder mystery more

50:29

than 7200 pedestrians have been

50:31

killed by trains since 1997. Wow in 2022 954

50:33

people died after being hit by trains

50:40

an 11% increase over the year before

50:42

from the year before but I feel

50:44

that if you're one intersection right

50:47

now that means three people in

50:50

the last three months that's one per month

50:53

have been hit at this transit and at

50:55

this train you are assuming that that hand

50:57

came from a train accident where else is

50:59

it gonna come from is it gonna fall

51:01

from the sky? I'm just saying there's a

51:03

lot of bodies in Bakersfield according to results

51:09

right if you think about the idea of causation obviously

51:12

normally in logic causation is technically

51:15

I believe it's a fallacy it

51:18

is always like you can't always look

51:20

at the previous and expense it's human

51:22

causation is not correlation necessarily right but

51:24

at the same time or is it correlation is it causation I

51:26

don't care but

51:28

I do find interesting is the fact

51:30

that if you in my

51:33

mind if there's been multiple

51:35

people that have exploded at

51:38

this train intersection it would

51:40

call it would in my mind would say

51:42

that that is from

51:44

a previous human exploding on

51:47

a train track what you are assuming that

51:49

it's the same intersection and it's not I

51:51

mean that's the mission that for every it's

51:54

two different areas in which

51:57

the same intersection it's not the same intersection

52:00

What are you saying? I'm saying the same city. I'm

52:02

saying it's the same city. Bakersfield is very large. It's not

52:04

large enough for multiple people to die

52:06

on this. There's many people. I

52:09

just feel like it's a

52:11

high percentage across the country.

52:14

If 954 people died across

52:17

the country in 2022

52:19

and then three people, I'm just assuming three

52:22

already have died in justice. I

52:24

mean, I don't know. Bakersfield has half a million, almost

52:26

400,000 people. It's got 400,000 people. I'm

52:30

still saying this still shows that an

52:32

impressive amount of people are getting hit

52:34

by trains in Bakersfield. I wonder if

52:36

Fresno has a lot of

52:39

trains going through. 66 people

52:41

died in accidents at the highway railroad grade

52:43

crossings in Bakersfield. Wow.

52:47

And that's out of... 66 out of 250. See,

52:51

that's a lot, right? I think there's just a

52:53

lot of trains running through Bakersfield. So you're saying

52:55

the trains are the problem, that there's too many

52:57

trains. You put enough trains in a populated area.

53:00

I think trains are the safest way to go.

53:02

You're on a track. You're on a track. You

53:04

know where the train is going. It's

53:06

super easy to avoid. It's more, you know

53:08

where the train's coming from. It's super easy

53:10

to avoid a train. It

53:12

goes... Really loud. Miles!

53:17

Miles! It's

53:20

not fucking 1893. You

53:25

got the fast train. I'm moving the

53:27

coal in there. That's

53:29

interesting. I wonder.

53:32

Yeah. Fresno train accidents.

53:35

Why do so many people get hit by trains? I'm

53:38

protected crossing. Sure, I could see that. Yeah,

53:40

I could see unprotected crossings. Just, you know,

53:42

not paying attention. Oh, dude, you know that

53:44

the sun might think. Can

53:48

I have a breath about this? That the sun might have a

53:50

brain, bro? Dude, you're a

53:52

thought about the fact that the

53:54

sun might have a fucking cranium.

53:59

We're like shit. My fucking now

54:01

been known. In a link

54:03

to me to and that's why legs a

54:05

rough players for her news Fucking fuckin' brother

54:07

jealous of earth. Were

54:10

for the people are going on for got earth

54:12

you know? Listen this man, that's true. I.

54:14

Hear ya I'm fine as article yeah

54:16

some fucking good thing to do his

54:18

own. gotta fucking did like some kind

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of Allied Boehner hundred on system this

54:22

he added some got put in boehner

54:24

a boner like would cost a boner

54:26

like without of voters ago he may

54:28

look at are happy or a have

54:30

been. so this is a thing called

54:32

and site is. Ah,

54:34

This is this idea that us at things it

54:36

be the pens or is he. Concept

54:39

is nineteenth century of a.

54:41

Logical. Positivism, The. Idea

54:43

that philosophical questions must have logical answers to

54:45

behold a philosophical world see like my be

54:47

does it right. We have this one guys

54:50

come out here is a bit jewelry or

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to nord. right? As in

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two thousand and four. Integrated

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information to repurchase. Race

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that? maybe? And sisters,

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Everyone read in a distinct pence

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of pants. I just. Write.

55:10

Believes that every single thing has

55:12

consciousness that all his conscience right?

55:14

So this guy right named Ben

55:16

Gertz all. right? He's

55:18

been talking about this fucking shit for

55:20

while and he says step the link

55:23

between minds and physical says since sept

55:25

physical sense system. Much

55:29

money on his side bro. I'm waiting for you to

55:31

tell me how the fuck and son thank our it.

55:34

These. The blink between minds

55:36

and physical systems seems to

55:38

be through rhythmic. Electromagnetic.

55:40

Fields which of course or president or Brits.

55:43

They. Are also present in and around the

55:45

sun, and these could be the interface between

55:47

the solar mind and the solar body of

55:50

the sons. And it says that's why we've

55:52

never been hit by the big solar flare

55:54

Skus. The sun has decided not to. system

56:00

The Sun has spirit us. So

56:03

the Sun is aware of what's

56:05

happening. So the Sun is aware of like

56:07

power grids. Yeah. And he's like full

56:09

of... But he's voting for Jesse Ventura. Weird

56:12

independent thing. He's doing a write-in. Yeah, he's doing

56:14

a write-in for the next... Okay,

56:16

so the Sun is aware of power grids

56:18

and how dependent we are

56:20

on electricity and all that. And what it

56:22

does to the menstrual cycles. It's buddy,

56:24

it's best friend. The Moon. And

56:27

Moon, who talks, they are. The Moon is in charge of periods. Okay. Sun

56:30

is in charge of fucking dicks. What about all the

56:32

other Moons in the solar system? Or fucking... They don't

56:34

want to talk. They're fucking introverts. They're introverts.

56:37

They don't talk. They don't do anything. Yeah,

56:39

so you need life on the planet in order for the Sun

56:41

to contact your Moon? No, it's just that they

56:43

just don't... Literally they had it falling out. So

56:45

they used to be like

56:47

really... Like all the Moons

56:49

and the Sun... All used to be

56:52

super close. But then the scene got fucking hardcore,

56:54

dude. What happened? It's just because shit gets

56:56

dark. You know what I mean? Shit

56:58

gets dark. Everybody's hanging out in the same place and everybody's

57:00

fucking the same people. So you say the solar system is

57:02

like Party Monster. It's just gotten too much for them. It's

57:04

like the New York kids club scene. There's this time for

57:06

a scene and the scenes change. Scenes change by the seasons.

57:09

And Phobos is like Michael Alick. He killed a guy. I

57:11

think it's more so like when they

57:13

fired Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum from

57:16

Project Runway and now they're kind of

57:18

off doing their own thing. It's kind of created a schism.

57:20

What happened with RuPaul and Lady Bunny? I

57:22

understand. It's like a schism. Yeah, or like

57:24

when Santino came out

57:26

as anti-vax, that sort of thing. That's

57:29

a big reveal. When

57:31

I showed that to Natalie, she freaked out. Because

57:35

he always rubbed us wrong. Oh yeah, Santino rubbed

57:37

everybody wrong. He's got something going on there. It's

57:39

always so... It's very strange what's happening in that

57:41

mental... You've been hanging out with P Diddy. That's

57:46

complicated. Isn't that

57:48

a complicated story? The P Diddy story.

57:51

That's to me, when I see the Diddy

57:54

human trafficking thing, kind of more

57:56

so understanding how much of a...

57:59

It's incredible. Read about second thing

58:01

that I saw a million years morning within

58:03

to the.story That's all folks up to go

58:05

through. Think that the did you just have

58:07

had no side. The Miami your pork hide

58:09

behind a bush. Call him much people. I

58:11

got some good he's so good at. geez

58:13

doing something. Scott knows what he's doing. Mean

58:15

that Williams right will stab Williams. Correct about

58:17

the cat waves been talking about P. Diddy

58:19

grounds hi. Everybody has been able to spit

58:21

on the same thing and then what if.

58:25

I'd. Like to point out of the sun was

58:27

on epstein please. someone

58:30

cel for this goes because of the sun can

58:32

think. Can. The sun molest. Depend

58:36

on the Sun Molson. Coors

58:39

help you. Can

58:42

boost on mullah A. This is the time to

58:44

come forward if you are indeed a victim. Of.

58:47

The Sun. This is the center of our

58:49

high high one. A cold space for you

58:51

here Police Yeah let us know where you

58:54

know. I think that they're all hang out

58:56

and of the Diddy I think did he

58:58

did bad things just hang in. There was

59:00

the big cities the shooting a Moscow big

59:02

news spitting credit been incredibly huge hummer not

59:04

going to embrace. We're not going to talk

59:06

about it. know because that are odd of

59:08

us know in what way I'd be I

59:10

will make everybody upset. Yeah it's very upsetting.

59:13

It's extraordinary upsetting story. I'd say go the

59:15

backline shooting all over the death zoc. Good.

59:17

That's. Good. But. You know what is

59:19

good? We're going back onto us that it's a good

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time for a plug. I think this is a really

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some listener fucking emails.

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59:33

yeah yeah yeah yeah.

59:36

I. Think little way and sign. Yeah.

59:39

Are you do? anything? I don't

59:41

think so. I think little it

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is. it. Know it is. No,

59:45

there's There's still another source of

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an impasse task. Ah, okay, and

59:50

we're like I'm Willie Nelson. Ah,

59:53

Max evasion as soon

59:55

as I pod man.

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who's great, who we can all agree on? That's

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wonderful. Andre Three thousand?

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Yes, we can drive three.

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How's that? Yeah? Is a

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curious man of the service

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or holy see, use a

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beautiful President's onstage on that

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His generosity as both an

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intellectual. And as a heart

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forward artist. Is. Unparalleled, exactly as

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says Sharp classroom and said hey, I was the

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last thing of the last thing that all of

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America agreed on with. on for them or never

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haven't agreed on anything since then. So maybe if

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andre thousand I mean solar hip hop we love

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the flu become a tape. I mean we want

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the globe, but yeah, you know there's. The

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yeah, he needs to find himself because he

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finds us. I will that I will settle

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my needs on him And no no no

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I'm at them and do because that album

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is incredible. Are here Ago So First Vol.

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While Marcus Zero think this is really appropriate.

1:01:31

Because. We finally. This

1:01:34

is the nail in the fucking

1:01:36

coffin. Yeah to this conversation about.

1:01:40

Birds. vs godzilla malathion a bring

1:01:42

it up because there's there's literally the

1:01:44

last word and it is what i

1:01:46

am i are are fucking listeners of

1:01:48

the best yeah now this was i

1:01:51

love this this this letter that is

1:01:53

from listener just thank you so much

1:01:55

for this this is absolutely the last

1:01:58

were like this is the editor The

1:02:00

experts have waited and

1:02:03

it is it's done after this now I'm

1:02:05

reporting in from Gary Khan the convention that

1:02:07

honors the life and work of Gary Gygax

1:02:09

Co-grater of the original Dungeons and

1:02:12

Dragons game in attendance

1:02:14

is Mike Merls Lead designer

1:02:16

of the current and previous edition of D&D.

1:02:18

He's got his own Wikipedia page. It's great

1:02:20

I asked him to weigh in on the

1:02:22

Godzilla versus birds from the birds as we

1:02:25

had just been hotly debating at the night

1:02:27

prior Over drinks. He has given

1:02:29

permission for me to report his official ruling.

1:02:31

Yeah on this incredibly important topic Well,

1:02:34

the stats given to Godzilla are not

1:02:36

official and were fan created homebrew Mr.

1:02:38

Merls is of the considered opinion that

1:02:41

by the rules of D&D 5 5th

1:02:43

edition several thousand birds Such

1:02:45

as Ravens could indeed defeat Godzilla

1:02:48

or at least do enough damage to

1:02:50

drive him away The

1:02:52

reasoning confirmed a bird would have

1:02:54

to roll a natural 20 attack in order to hit

1:02:57

Godzilla due to his high armor class Approximately

1:02:59

one in every 20 attacks would roll

1:03:01

the required 20 critically hit

1:03:03

and do additional damage Thus

1:03:06

2,000 birds will land about a hundred

1:03:08

critical hits and so on that's in

1:03:10

a probability perfect world The

1:03:14

birds are small and nimble often able to

1:03:16

avoid large clumsy telegraph attacks from

1:03:19

the kaiju Making concerted group

1:03:21

attack with a goal in mind the

1:03:23

birds would most almost certainly dive

1:03:25

bomb into Godzilla's soft fleshy eyes where

1:03:27

they would do the most damage and

1:03:29

ultimately if not kill him blind him

1:03:32

so they would perish with each such

1:03:34

attack he reminds us that in D&D

1:03:36

all creatures no matter how strong Have

1:03:38

a weak spot and they would likely

1:03:40

be the spat would likely be the

1:03:42

spot to hit Godzilla Godzilla

1:03:44

as it lacks scaly armor. I believe I

1:03:46

may have brought up that point Yes and

1:03:49

blinded Godzilla's ability to attack Or defend would

1:03:51

suffer and you would likely flee back into

1:03:53

the ocean or trip and fall You'd be

1:03:55

stuck around eventually. enough birds would continue to

1:03:57

dive bomb into his eye sockets, into his

1:03:59

brain. The overtime kill him. Ah know

1:04:01

my my. One thing is. Glorious.

1:04:04

This illness in the sky been get this

1:04:06

guy holders guy or into it with this

1:04:08

guy's face. What? Happens Dwight

1:04:10

do the birds get to choose.

1:04:13

On. What level of the birds conscious

1:04:15

interactions? What is natural are you playing?

1:04:17

Are we allowed to play the birds

1:04:19

birds as in Pcs. Would.

1:04:21

They naturally know to attack Godzilla.

1:04:24

Added skill He ice does it exist as such.

1:04:27

Would. These birds being gay know and then again

1:04:29

if it doesn't roll with critical amount of critical,

1:04:31

hit him with the birds and be destroyed.

1:04:33

You just said that this is the final

1:04:35

ruling and now you're asking a lot more questions.

1:04:37

That a lot more questions. Never

1:04:41

done. Be digging

1:04:43

ever known. however I will. Even though

1:04:45

it does say that this man is

1:04:47

angry curiosity this man is saying and

1:04:50

as the an expert saying that the

1:04:52

of the birds could take down Godzilla.

1:04:54

I will however have to stand by

1:04:57

my initial ruling because it was. Four.

1:04:59

Hundred Birds vs. Godzilla. That's why not several

1:05:02

thousand. That's why we know yeah that's how

1:05:04

you know we were right on a show

1:05:06

about it's I'm just really really excited this

1:05:08

debate as continued on and net we was

1:05:10

like this is the magic of this man.

1:05:12

I'm thinking don't see next year with tuck

1:05:14

little bit about this about what we might

1:05:17

do for the March Madness next year and

1:05:19

now we might be do more you will

1:05:21

have doing a yearly yes on. But.

1:05:23

Next summer think we're going to bring it down to

1:05:25

earth. And make it more.

1:05:28

Regular. Powers and can get more deep enough

1:05:30

with figure a good little bit more day and

1:05:32

black to actually do with like. Twenty.

1:05:35

Sided: Die. Cool

1:05:37

with knit with image everybody's think that would

1:05:39

the cool I think every with agree with

1:05:41

a gourmet low rider to roost i've ever

1:05:44

known world we could also maybe we could

1:05:46

have a D M come in and help

1:05:48

us. That could be nice. we talk about

1:05:50

the snowy to redo know that we'd know

1:05:53

some very talented Dm sweeter. On

1:05:55

aren't the sex of the snacks What of this

1:05:57

came in response to or david like series when

1:05:59

I was. Asking about the

1:06:01

what is the specific. Mental.

1:06:04

Problem. With. People that

1:06:07

view conspiracy theories and talk and

1:06:09

they can't read something as allegorical.

1:06:11

the Must take it specifically. Must.

1:06:13

Take it literally. literally. I'm.

1:06:15

A political science Phd student at

1:06:17

Ws, you currently doing research on

1:06:20

the political psychology of conspiracy theories,

1:06:22

political violence, a Radicalisation in America

1:06:24

Loving the David Like series A

1:06:26

nice. I've not yet listen

1:06:29

to the Anders Breivik series is. I'm

1:06:31

currently doing a study on radicalisation and

1:06:33

the Great Replacement, which involves reading his

1:06:35

Manifesto. Very much looking forward to decompressing

1:06:38

with your series after I finish that.

1:06:40

What a piece of shit! Agreed in

1:06:42

response to Henry's question about what is

1:06:45

a psychological mechanism that underlies conspiracy believers.

1:06:47

Being unable to interpret information as figurative

1:06:49

is likely asking about the need for

1:06:51

cognitive closer order to find briefly a

1:06:54

psychological need for definitive answers in order

1:06:56

to avoid feelings of. Uncertainty of makes

1:06:58

a ton of supposed that like that

1:07:00

scene and I talk about this segment

1:07:02

of the demo Cd things were afraid

1:07:04

of the gap in the loop which

1:07:06

is like you just always want to

1:07:08

fill the gap. Look at experimental study

1:07:10

by I can process Mission it comes

1:07:13

to know for a course or worse

1:07:15

Comes has demonstrated the connection between need

1:07:17

for cognizant of closure and conspiracy endorsement

1:07:19

in addition to series of other correlational

1:07:21

studies. Interestingly enough money for cognitive closure

1:07:23

scale was developed by our recruit Lansky

1:07:25

a big name and radicalisation research was

1:07:27

also. Described conspiracy theories as radicalization

1:07:29

narratives I think Henry summarize that

1:07:31

well when he said something along

1:07:33

the lines of, if you actually

1:07:35

believe this is how the world

1:07:37

works and what else are you

1:07:39

going to do However, there are

1:07:42

quite a few psychological mechanisms that

1:07:44

underlie belief and conspiracies In a

1:07:46

psychological, psychological research is broadly these

1:07:48

are broadly classified as Epa semi,

1:07:50

the need for information, existential need

1:07:52

to avoid anxiety and fear, and

1:07:54

social finding community with conspiracy believers

1:07:56

which we talked. About the mountains that you

1:07:58

make a long way since. Dollars have also

1:08:01

suggested these mechanisms create a vicious feedback

1:08:03

loop where individuals experiencing existential anxiety see

1:08:05

out information through conspiracy theories which then

1:08:07

prompts more existential anxiety and starts the

1:08:10

process over and over to them. I

1:08:12

may that point when I said that

1:08:14

when people look for conspiracy theories you

1:08:17

know out of a kind of and

1:08:19

and despair and their own lives they

1:08:21

only ever find more despair. It's always

1:08:23

more to fair to nothing's going to

1:08:26

sort, nothing's going to make you feel

1:08:28

better about in his live. There was

1:08:30

no piece of information that's going to

1:08:32

finally be the things that puts your

1:08:34

soul duress. This then becomes amplified over

1:08:36

time while simultaneously constructing an antagonistic our

1:08:39

group said grounds and social reality. I

1:08:41

he the jews and least two range

1:08:43

of dangerous behaviors. that is a very

1:08:45

interesting so and I have a bunch

1:08:47

of other like I got a lot

1:08:49

of like i'm in a watches documentary

1:08:51

about conspiratorial thinking and misinformation and it

1:08:53

is very interesting because we do want

1:08:55

life to be more interesting than it

1:08:57

is and I also know simpler than

1:08:59

it really. Of both because it is been

1:09:01

both my because it means that there is

1:09:03

a daddy in charge. There's somebody there, some massive.

1:09:06

Dad. Coke Conspiratorial octopus

1:09:08

that is. So. With

1:09:10

you that life is not chaos that there

1:09:12

is a plan even though you don't understand

1:09:15

it Now wondered about the with eight that

1:09:17

I was still continued to say is that

1:09:19

against pull up the reptilians. Yeah,

1:09:21

joys are still free, surgeries are

1:09:23

just alien entities and the do

1:09:25

I believe? That reality is

1:09:27

thin and the route we live

1:09:30

in injured dimensional set of circumstances.

1:09:32

Absolutely. I believe in all of

1:09:34

us and we all that can

1:09:36

be true and also not have

1:09:38

it be that the United States

1:09:40

government. Necessarily has like that's

1:09:42

where they grow child sex slaves know

1:09:45

and they ship Matt across. I feel

1:09:47

if there is a middle ground submitting

1:09:49

as it may be there. A we

1:09:52

say that reptilians aren't involved in that

1:09:54

you know in the government or their

1:09:56

hassle and the palladium. an if I

1:09:58

were you much. I ordered a Nigger

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gain their last one the platy and

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you're live underground, sea or just the

1:10:05

again without the blossom. Is there anything?

1:10:07

They are Mormons View on everything about

1:10:09

this fucking rude movie. Frankie Jody Hildebrand

1:10:11

stuff. They are fucking warm and I

1:10:13

haven't read the I've and did check

1:10:15

this Reactions of Glory as a book

1:10:17

that will end up covering on a

1:10:19

series because it is the what We

1:10:21

Will Have to Do series. I know

1:10:23

that Spawns someplace underneath has been kind

1:10:25

of more dialed in on the subject.

1:10:28

Barrel obsessed with this one by going.

1:10:30

To find out the proper name not Little

1:10:32

Miss in the book and going to say

1:10:34

that they believe is the rightful profit that

1:10:36

should be in charge of more they the

1:10:38

Mormon church but this guy is a. Second,

1:10:42

yeah I would have made his arm as

1:10:44

nice fucking everybody involved in it as best

1:10:46

as written or pseudonym even on because they

1:10:48

know who wrote it. Yes,

1:10:50

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1:10:52

but then he wrote it. Also a pseudonym

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he wrote is a pseudonym. Spitting he quote

1:10:57

basically the story of this guy that died.

1:11:00

And went and had a near

1:11:02

death experience and and he had

1:11:04

three separate near death experiences in

1:11:06

each one told them a strength

1:11:08

of the future of Mormonism and

1:11:10

the world's and are these title

1:11:12

one at app and what does

1:11:14

involve. You know, polygamy.

1:11:16

Child brides. Ah, All

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were all the were shut down and up.

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1:11:24

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1:11:26

don't know normal stuff. Smiling: I do

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a smile a lot. They have that

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they have that I honestly think of that

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should not be. There's. A

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good mileage knowing they should get

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smiling. I mean they can

1:11:38

share it. With. Who. All.

1:11:41

Of us Ah the not every

1:11:43

day like mormons are you smile

1:11:46

down live walk around we see

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a more be and like where's

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my fuckin smiled at I. Don't

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half of a Mormon there's by Parker

1:11:56

smiles at a. Sour

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Apple The Mormon and and was. Fine.

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I'm lunch. Or. Could buy a Mormon

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city. Zola Mormon say

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well formed. Fifty. Year

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crime I am, I paid so you

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accomplice less podcast and left to see us. Who

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our where's or twitch where's the streams

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channel we're going to be do a

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No Dogs in Space livestream this Monday,

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April first is actually going to be

1:13:12

our anniversary. What's your real do but

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not your merits now dating. Oh wow

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that's counting were body you know what

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marriage as encountered him that's the thing.

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it's not going account and tell the

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end of the intel our. Marriage

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and Verse Our wedding anniversary this year because

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in November the be are fit. Five year

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wedding anniversary any kids on that it kicks

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over. But until we get hit the five

1:13:36

your wedding anniversary the dating anniversary still like

1:13:38

counts as like a special day. For

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the city aren't as big as just

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because it's for us, it's very easy

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Dated April Fool's day he always be

1:13:51

like are bike begun of day when

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our first date and were together. From

1:13:55

then on we had a choose to

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change or dating anniversary because he ended

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up. The the same day her

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