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Hello, this is let's

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talk about myths, baby, and

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I am here on this momentous

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day. I'm way too

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excited about this. It's

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time. I've been reading Homer and

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somehow have got through the whole Iliad,

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which really just shows how long this pandemic

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has been going on. But that's okay, that's

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okay. It also shows how enjoyable

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it has been to read Homer, even

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if it's a shitty old translation by

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an incredibly conservative, old white

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man, it's still fun

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and it's legal. And

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today, oh my gosh, today,

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it's finally time. It's time

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for me to start the one I care about

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more than anything in this world. Oh my

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god, how I love the Odyssey. This will be like

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the fourth or fifth translation I've read.

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Now. As much as I've been reading the Iliad episode

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straight using the Roman names

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for the gods, I can't bring

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myself to do it for my main man um

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So I will not be calling him Ulysses because

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that's not his name. Everything

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else I'm just going to keep Roman because it's too much

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effort while I'm reading otherwise. But Odysseus,

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oh, I'm calling him Odysseus. So,

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without further ado, this

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is Homer's Odyssey, translated

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by Samuel Butler. Book

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one, Tell

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me, oh, muse of that ingenious

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hero who traveled far and wide,

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after he had sacked the famous town

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of Troy. Many cities did he

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visit, and many were the nations with whose

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manners and customs he was acquainted.

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Moreover, he suffered much by sea

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while trying to save his own life and

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bring his men safely home. But

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do what he might, he could not save his men,

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for they perished through their own sheer

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folly in eating the cattle of the

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sun god Hyperion. So

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the god prevented them from ever reaching

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home. Tell me to about

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all these things, oh daughter of

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Jove, from whatsoever source

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you may know them. So

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now all who escaped death in battle

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or by shipwreck had got safely home

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except Odysseus, and

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he, though he was longing to return to

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his wife and country, was detained

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by the goddess Calypso, who had

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got him into a large cave and wanted

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to marry him. But as years went

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by, there came a time when the

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gods settled that he should go back to Ithaca.

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Even then, however, when he was among

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his own people, his troubles were not

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yet over. Nevertheless, all

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the gods had now begun to pity him,

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except Neptune, who still

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persecuted him without ceasing and

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would not let him get home. Now

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Neptune had gone off to the Ethiopians,

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who are at the world's end and in

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two halves, the one looking west

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in the other east. He had gone there

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to accept a hecatomb of sheep and

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oxen, and was enjoying himself

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at his festival. But the other

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gods met in the house of Olympian Jove,

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and the sire of gods and men spoke

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first. At that moment,

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he was thinking of a geist this, who had

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been killed by Agamemnon's son Orestes.

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So he said to the other gods, See

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now, how men lay blame upon

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us for what is, after all, nothing but

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their own folly. Look at a geist

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this. He must needs make love to Agamemnon's

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wife unrighteously, and then kill

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Agamemnon, though he knew it would

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be death for him, for I sent

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Mercury to warn him not to do either of

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these things, inasmuch as Orestes

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would be sure to take his revenge when he

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grew up and wanted to return home.

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Mercury told him this in all good will,

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but he would not listen. And now he

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has paid the price for everything in full.

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Then Minerva's said, father,

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son of Saturn, king of Kings.

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It served ageist this right, and so it would

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anyone else who does as he did. But

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Ageistus is neither here nor there. It

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is for Odysseus that my heart bleeds

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when I think of his sufferings in that lonely

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sea gird island, far away,

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poor man, from all his friends.

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It is an island covered with forest in

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the very middle of the sea, and a goddess

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lives there, daughter of the magician

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Atlas, who looks after the bottom

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of the ocean and carries the great columns

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that keep heaven and earth asunder. This

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daughter of Atlas got hold of poor,

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unhappy Odysseus, and keeps

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trying, by every kind of blandishment

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to make him forget his home, so that

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he is tired of life and things

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of nothing. But how he may once

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more see the smoke of his own chimneys.

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You, sir, take no heed of this. And

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yet when Ulysses was before Troy,

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did he not propitiate you with many

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a burnt sacrifice. Why

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then, should keep on being so angry

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with him? And Jove

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said, my child, what are you talking

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about? How can I forget Odysseus

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than whom there is no more capable man

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on earth, nor more liberal in

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his offerings to the immortal gods that

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live in heaven. Bear in mind, however,

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that Neptune is still furious with Odysseus

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for having blinded an eye of Polyphemus,

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King of the Cyclops, Polyphemus

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his son to Neptune by the Nymphosa, daughter

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to the sea King Forcus. Therefore,

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though he will not kill Odysseus outright,

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he torments him by preventing him from

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getting home. Still, let us lay our

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heads together and see how we can help him to

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return. Neptune will then be pacified,

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for if we are all of a mind, he can hardly

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stand out against us. And Minerva

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said father, son of Saturn, king

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of Kings. If then the gods

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now mean that Odysseus should get home,

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we should first send Mercury to the Ogygean

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island to tell Calypso that we

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have made up our minds and that he is to return

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in the meantime, I will go to Ithaca to put

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heart into Odysseus's son Telemachus.

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I will embolden him to call the Achaeans

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and assembly, and speak out to the suitors

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of his mother Penelope, who persist

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in eating up any number of his sheep and

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oxen. I will also conduct

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him to Sparta and to pee Loss, to see

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if he can hear anything about the return of

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his dear father, for this will make people

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speak well of him. So saying,

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she bound on her glittering golden sandals,

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imperishable, with which she can fly

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like the wind over land and sea. She

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grasped the redoubtable bronze shod

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spear, so stout and sturdy and

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strong, wherefore she quells the

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ranks of heroes who have displeased her.

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And down she darted from the topmost

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summits of Olympus, where on forthwith

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she was in Ithaca at the gateway

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of Odysseus's home, disguised

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as a visitor mentees chief of

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the Taffians, and she held a

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bronze spear in her hand. There

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she found the lordly suitors seated

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on hides of the oxen which they had killed,

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and eaten and playing drafts. In front

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of the house. Men's servants and

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pages were bustling about to wait upon

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them, some mixing wine with water in

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the mixing bowls, some cleaning

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down the tables with wet sponges and laying

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them out again, and some cutting up

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great quantities of meat. Telemachus

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saw her long before anyone else did.

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He was sitting moodily among the suitors,

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thinking about his brave father and

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how he would send them flying out of the house

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if he were to come to his own again and be honored

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as in days gone by. Thus brooding

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as he sat among them, he caught sight of

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Minerva and went straight to the gate, for

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he was vexed that a stranger should be kept

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waiting for admittance. He took her right

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hand in his own and bade her give him her spear.

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Welcome, said he to our house, and

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when you have partaken of food, you shall tell

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us what you have come for. He

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led the way as he first spoke, and Minerva

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followed him. When they were within, he took

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her spear and at it in the spear stand

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against a strong bearing post, along

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with the many other spears of his unhappy

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father, and he conducted her to a

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richly decorated seat, under which he

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threw a cloth of damask. There

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was a footstool also for her feet, and

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he set another seat near her for himself,

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away from the suitors, that she might not be

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annoyed while eating by their noise and insolence,

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and that he might ask her more freely about

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his father. A

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maid servant than brought them water in a

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beautiful golden ewer, and poured

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it into a silver basin for them to wash

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their hands, And she drew a clean table

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beside them. An upper servant

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brought them bread and offered them many good

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things of what there was in the house. The

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carver fetched them plates of all manner of meat,

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sin, set cups of gold by their side,

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and a man servant brought them wine and poured

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it out for them. Then the suitors

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came in and took their places on the benches

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and seats. Forthwith men's servants

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poured water over their hands. Maids

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went round with the bread baskets, pages

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filled the mixing bowls with wine and water,

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And they laid their hands upon the good things

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that were before them. As soon as they

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had had enough to eat and drink. They wanted

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music and dancing, which are the crowning

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embellishments of a banquet. So a servant

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brought a liar to Femius, whom

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they compelled to perforce to sing to them.

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As soon as he touched his lyre and

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began to sing, Telemachus spoke low

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to Minerva, with his head close to

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hers, that no man might hear. I

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hope, sir, said he, that you will not be

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offended with what I am going to say. Singing

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comes cheap to those who do not pay for

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it, and all this is done at a cost of one

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whose bones lie rotting in some wilderness,

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or grinding to powder in the surf. If

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these men were to see my father come back

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to Ithaca, they would pray for longer

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legs rather than a longer purse. For

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money would not serve them. But he alas

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has fallen on an ill fate. And

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even when people do sometimes say that he

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is coming, we no longer heed them.

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We shall never see him again. And

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now, sir, tell me, and tell me true,

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who are you, and where you come from?

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Tell me of your own town and parents, what

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manner of ship you came in, how your

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crew brought you to Ithaca, and of

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what nation they declared themselves to

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be, For you cannot have come by land.

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Tell me also truly, for I want to know.

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Are you a stranger to this house? Or have you been

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here in my father's time? In the old

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days we had many visitors, for my father

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went about much himself. And

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Minerva answered, I will tell

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you truly, and particularly all about

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it. I am Mente, son of Kilas,

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and I am king of the Taffians. I

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have come here with my ship and crew on

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a voyage to men of a foreign tongue,

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being bound for Tamisa with a cargo

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of iron, and I shall bring back copper. As

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for my ship, it lies over yonder

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off the open country, away from the town,

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in the harbor wreath thrown under

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the wooden mountain neritum. Our

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fathers were friends before us, as old

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Laertes will tell you if you go and ask

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him. They say, however, that he never

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comes to town now, and lives by himself

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in the country, faring hardly, with

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an old woman to look after him and get his dinner

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for him when he comes in tired from

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pottering about his vineyard. They told

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me your father was at home again, and that was

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why I came. But it seems the gods

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are still keeping him back, for he is not dead

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yet on the mainland. It is more likely

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he is on some sea girt island in

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mid ocean, or a prisoner amongst

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savages who are detaining him against

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his will. I am no prophet,

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and no very little about omens. But

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I speak as it is born upon me from

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heaven, and assure you that he will

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not be away much longer. For he

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is a man of much resource, that even

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though he were in chains of iron, he would

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find some means of getting home again. But

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tell me, and tell me true. Can Odysseus

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really have such a fine looking fellow for

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a son. You are indeed wonderfully

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like him about the head and eyes. For

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we were close friends before he set

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sail for Troy, where the flower

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of the Argives went. Also since

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that time we have never either of us seen

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the other. My

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mother answered, Telemachus tells

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me, I am son to Odysseus. But it is

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a wise child that knows his own

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father, would that I were son

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to one who had grown old upon his own

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estates. For since you ask me, there

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is no more ill starred man under

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heaven than he who they tell me is my

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father. And Minerva

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said, there is no fear of your race

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dying out yet, while Penelope has

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such a fine son as you are. But

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tell me, and tell me true, what is

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the meaning of all this feasting? And who are

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these people? What is it all about?

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Have you some banquet? Or is there a wedding

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in the family? For no one seems to be

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bringing any provisions of his own. And

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the guests, how atrociously they

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are behaving, What riot they make

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over the whole house? It is enough to

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discuss any respectable person who comes

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near them, Sir, said

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Telemachus, as regards your question,

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So long as my father was here, it was well

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with us and with the house. But the gods

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and their displeasure have willed it otherwise,

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and have hidden him away more closely

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than mortal man was ever yet hidden. I

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could have borne it better, even though he

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were dead, if he had fallen with his

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men before Troy, or had died

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with friends around him when the days of his fighting

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were done, For then the Achans would

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have built a mound over his ashes. And I

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should myself have been heir to his renown.

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But now the storm winds have spirited

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him away. We know not whither he is

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gone, without leaving so much as a trace

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behind him. And I had harrot nothing but dismay.

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Nor does the matter end simply with grief

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for the loss of my father. Heaven has laid

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sorrows upon me of yet another kind.

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For the chiefs from all our islands, Deliquium,

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Sammy, and the woodland island of Zacynthus,

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as well as all the principal men of Ithaca

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itself, are eating up my house under

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the pretext of paying their court to my

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mother, who will neither point blank say

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that she will not marry nor yet bring matters

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to an end. So they are making havoc

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of my estate, and before long we'll

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do so also with myself. Is

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that's so exclaimed, Minerva,

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Then you do, indeed, one odyssee his home again,

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give him his helmet and shield and a couple

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of lances. And if he is the man he

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was when I first knew him in our house, drinking

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and making merry, he would soon lay

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his hands about these rascally suitors,

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where he to stand once more upon his

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own threshold. He was then

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coming from Ifia, where he had been

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to beg poison for his arrows from

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Illis, son of murmur Us. Illis

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feared the ever living gods and would not give

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him any, but my father let him have some,

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for he was very fond of him. If

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Odysseus is the man he then was, these

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suitors will have a short shrift and a sorry

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wedding. But there

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it rests with Heaven to determine whether he

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is to return and take his revenge

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in his own house or no. I would,

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however, urge you to set about trying to

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rid of these suitors at once. Take

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my advice. Call the Acayan heroes

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in assembly tomorrow morning, lay

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your case before them, and call Heaven to

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bear you witness. Bid the suitors

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take themselves off, each to his own place.

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And if your mother's mind is that unmarrying

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again, let her go back to her father, who

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will find her husband and provide her with all

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the marriage gifts that so dear a daughter may

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expect. As for yourself, let

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me prevail upon you to take the best ship

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you can get with the crew of twenty men,

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and go in quest of your father, who has

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so long been missing. Some one

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may tell you something or and his

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people often hear things in this way. Some

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haven't sent message may direct you first

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go to p Loss and ask nest or vns.

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Go on to Sparta and visit Menelais,

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for he got home last of all the Accayan's.

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If you hear that your father is alive and on his

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way home, you can put up with the waste

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these suitors will make for yet another twelve

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months. If, on the other hand, you hear

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of his death, come home at once, celebrate

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his funeral, rites with all du pomp,

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build a barrow to his memory, and

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make your mother marry again. Then,

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having done all this, think it well

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over your mind, how by fair means

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or foul you may kill these suitors

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in your own house. You are too old

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to plead infancy any longer. Have you

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not heard how people are singing orestes

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as praises for having killed his father's

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murderer a geese this you are

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fine, smart looking fellow. Show

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your metal then, and make yourself a name

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in story. Now, however,

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I must go back to my ship and to my

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crew, who will be impatient if I keep them

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way longer. Think the matter over

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for yourself, and remember what I have

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said to you, sir,

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answered Telemachus. It has been very

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kind of you to talk to me in this way,

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as though I were your own son, and I

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will do all you tell me. I

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know you want to be getting on with your voyage,

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but stay a little longer till you have taken

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a bath and refreshed yourself. I

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will then give you a present, and you shall

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go on your way rejoicing. I will

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give you one of great beauty and value, a

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keepsake such as only dear friends

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give to one another. Minerva

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responded, do not try to keep me,

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for I would be on my way at once. As

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for any present, you may be disposed to make

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me keep it till I come again, and I

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will take it home with me. You shall

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give me a very good one, and I will give you one

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of no less value in return. With

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these words, she flew away like

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a bird into the air. But she had

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given Telemachus courage and had

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made him think more than ever about his father.

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He felt the change, wondered at

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it, and knew that the stranger had been

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a god. So we went straight to where

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the suitors were sitting. Phemius

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was still singing, and his hearers sat

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wrapped in silence as he told the sad

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tale of the return from Troy

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and the ills Minerva had laid upon

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the Achaeans. Penelope,

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daughter of Acarius, heard his song

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from a room upstairs, and came down

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by the great staircase, not alone,

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but attended by two of her handmaids.

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When she reached the suitors, she stood by

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one of the bearing posts that supported the roof

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of the cloisters, with the staid maiden on

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either side of her. She held a veil

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moreover before her face and was

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weeping bitterly. Phemius,

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she cried, you know many another

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feat of gods and heroes, such as poets

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love to celebrate. Sing the suitors

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some one of these, and let them drink their wine

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in silence. But cease this sad

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tale, for it breaks my sorrowful

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heart and reminds me of my lost

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husband, whom my morn of her without

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ceasing, and whose name was great

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all over Hellas and middle Argos.

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Mother answered Telemachus, let

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the bards sing what he has a mind to. Bards

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do not make the ills they sing of. It

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is Jove, not they who makes them, and

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who sends weal or woe upon mankind

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according to his own good pleasure. This

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fellow means no harm by singing the

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ill fated return of the Dannians, for

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people always applaud the latest songs

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most warmly. Make up your mind to

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it and bear it. Odysseus is not

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the only man who never came back from Troy,

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but many another went down as well as he.

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Go. Then within the house, and busy yourself

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with your daily duties, your loom, your

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distaff, and the ordering of your servants.

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For speech is a man's matter, and

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mine above all others, for it is

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I who am master. Here she

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went, wandering back into the house and

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laid her son, saying in her heart. Then

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going upstairs with her handmaids into her

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room, she mourned her dear husband,

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till Minerva shed sweet sleep over

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her eyes. But the suitors were

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clamorous throughout the covered cloisters,

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and prayed each one that he might be

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her bedfellow. Then

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Telemachus spoke shameless,

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He cried and insolent suitors,

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let us feast at our pleasure

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now, and let there be no brawling. For

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it is a rare thing to hear a man with

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such divine voice as Phemius

20:26

has. But in the morning meet me in full

20:28

assembly, that I may give you formal notice

20:30

to depart and feast at another's

20:32

houses, turn and turn about at

20:35

your own cost. If, on the

20:37

other hand, you choose to persist in springing

20:39

upon one man, Heaven help me. But

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Jove shall reckon with you in full, and

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when you fall in my father's house, there

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shall be no man to avenge you. The

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suitors bit their lips as they heard him,

20:52

and marveled at the boldness of his speech.

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Then, Antinuous, son of you pities,

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said, the gods seem to have even

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you lessons and bluster and tall talking.

21:02

May Jove never grant you to be chief in Ithaca

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as your father was before you, Telemachus

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answered, and tinous, do not chide

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with me, But God willing, I will be chief

21:13

too if I can. Is this the worst

21:15

fate you can think of? For me? It is

21:17

no bad thing to be a chief, for it brings

21:19

both riches and honor. Still,

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now that Odysseus is dead, there are many

21:24

great men in Ithaca, both old and young,

21:26

and some others may take the lead among them.

21:29

Nevertheless, I will be chief in my own house,

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and will rule those whom Odysseus

21:33

has won for me. Then,

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Eurymachus, son of Polybus, answered,

21:38

it rests with Heaven to decide who shall

21:41

be chief among us. But you shall be master

21:43

in your own house and over your own

21:45

possessions. No one while there is

21:47

a man in Ithaca, shall do you violence

21:49

nor rob you. And now, my good

21:51

fellow, I want to know about this stranger.

21:54

What country does he come from, or what family

21:56

is he? And where is his estate? Has he

21:58

brought you news about the return of your father?

22:01

Or was he on business of his own? He

22:03

seemed a well to do man, but he hurried off

22:05

so suddenly that he was gone in a moment before

22:07

we could get to know him. My father

22:09

is dead and gone, answered Telemachus.

22:12

And even if some rumor reaches me, I put

22:14

no more faith in it. Now. My mother

22:16

does, indeed sometimes send for a soothsayer

22:18

and question him, But I give his prophesyings

22:21

no heed. As for the stranger, he

22:23

was meant to son of Anchialus, chief

22:25

of the Taffians, an old friend of

22:27

my father's. But in

22:29

his heart he knew that it had been the

22:31

goddess The suitors

22:34

then returned to their singing and dancing until

22:36

the evening. But when night fell,

22:38

upon their pleasuring, they went home

22:40

to bed, each in his own abode. Telemachus

22:44

room was high up in a tower that looked

22:46

out onto the outer court. Hither then

22:48

he hied, brooding and full of thought.

22:51

A good woman, Eurycleia, daughter

22:53

of Ops, the son of Pisonore,

22:55

went before him with a couple of blazing

22:58

torches. Laerties had bought

23:00

her with his own money when she was quite young.

23:02

He gave the worth of twenty oxen for her,

23:05

and showed as much respect to her in his household

23:07

as he did his own wedded wife. But

23:09

he did not take her to his bed, for he feared

23:12

his wife's resentment. She it was

23:14

who now lighted Telemachus to his room, and

23:17

she loved him better than any of the other

23:19

women in the house did, for she had

23:21

nursed him when he was a baby. He

23:23

opened the door of his bedroom and sat down

23:26

upon the bed. As he took off his shirt,

23:28

he gave it to the old woman, who folded

23:30

it tidily up and hung it for him

23:32

over a peg by his bedside, after

23:35

which she went out pulled

23:37

the door by a silver catch, and drew

23:39

the bolt home by means of the strap.

23:42

But Telemachus, as he lay covered

23:44

with a woolen fleece, kept thinking

23:46

all night through of his intended

23:49

voyage and of the council that Minerva

23:52

had given him.

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Oh there it is, my wonderful

24:08

friends, the first episode of

24:11

the Odyssey. Fine.

24:13

Is it a little boring? Yes? Is

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Telemachus a little dink? Yes?

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Is he the worst to his mother? Oh?

24:21

God, absolutely, but thankfully,

24:25

Well, it won't be too long until we reach

24:27

my main man, h

24:29

the adventurer himself, all the

24:32

absolutely ridiculous, nonsensical

24:34

things he gets up to. Oh disse

24:37

yes, thank you all for listening. You're

24:39

the best. This is so much fun. I

24:42

am living. I love this ship.