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In this Special Episode, Curtis Interviews some Very Special Guests, Including French Man & Ol' Gus!It's the CRAZIEST, FUNNIEST and BEST EPISODE YET!!!Be Sure to Take a Listen to this Very Random, Extremely Crazy, And Hilarious Episode! Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In this Episode, Curtis Introduces a Brand New Segment called 'Listen! Listen! Listen! Update!' where he Updates YOU on the Crazy!But before that, he has Lots and Lots and Lots of Guests in the Studio! And then Out! And then In Again!Hop on this Crazy Ride and See for Yourself!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In this Crazy Episode, Curtis has some Big News, So Big that he doesn't have Time to Speak about the Nothing that he Usually Speaks about (So he Says)!What's the Big News?Does Curtis end up Speaking about Nothing?Only 1 Way to Find out!Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In this Special Episode, the Show has an In-Studio Audience for the Very First time Seating some of Your Favorite Characters! Curtis has a Crazy time with them Speaking about, You Guessed it, Nothing! Also, he Celebrates International Podcasting Day!It's CRAZY!!!Don't Miss it! Enjoy!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In this Special 'Talk Like a Pirate Day!' Episode, Shiverin' Landlubber and his Parrot, Polly, Host the Show (Maybe)Sounds Crazy? That's Because it is!Only 1 Way to Find Out!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In this Special Episode, Curtis plays on the Game Show 'Whirlwind of Accents!' where he Competes to find out How many Accents he can do in 45 Seconds!It's the CRAZIEST and BEST Episode Yet!!!Don't Believe me? Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In this Very Repetitive Episode, Curtis Celebrates September by not telling you what is Happening in September!Sounds CRAZY?!! Wait till you Hear it!Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In this Episode, The Introduction is Soooooo Long that Curtis doesn't have time to Speak about the Nothing that he was Going to be Speaking about! Sort of!Sounds Crazy! That's Because it is!See for Yourself!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPT(Introduction Music Plays in Background While Curtis is being Introduced)Announcer/Curtis:Please Welcome the Craziest Host in the World...The Loudest Person on Planet Earth...Did I Already Say the Craziest Host in the World? Please, I Said Please, Welcome Your Host...Curtis Elton!!!(Applause Sound Effect and does Crowd Cheering Impression!)And the Crowd goes Wild!Curtis:Thank you! Thank You and You and You and You and Thank All of You! Thank You and You and You and You and Thank You! And Thank You! And Thank Me? Thank You!Thank you Very Much!Hello and Welcome back to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! I am Your Host Curtis Elton! And What an Introduction that Was!Announcer/Curtis:Why Thank you!Curtis:No Thank YOU Curtis!Announcer/Curtis:No Thank You! Curtis! You were Great! I Loved how you Went "Hello!"Curtis:But I Loved how you Went "Please Welcome your Host"Announcer/Curtis:But you were Great!Curtis:But you were Great!Announcer/Curtis: But you Were Great!Curtis:But You were Great! You Know What? We were Both Great!Back to me! Back to the Show!Wow! What a Long Introduction that Was! So Long, that Now I Don't have Time to tell you What I was Going to be Speaking about Today!Western Audience Member:Oh Please! Tell us what you were Going to be Speaking about Today! I Beg Ya!Curtis:Ok! Ok! I'll Tell you!I was Going to be Speaking about, as Always, Nothing! But Now I don't have Time to Speak about that Nothing!Which Means that Nothing was Something and that Something was Nothing! Wow! This is Driving me Crazy!Cue Mind Blown Sound Effect! (Explosion Sound Effect) BAM!!!Ah! Never gets Old!Oh! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I Just Realized that the Whole Time I was Speaking about Nothing, I could have Been Speaking about the Nothing, which was Something, and the Something, which was Nothing!But! I was Just going to be Speaking about Nothing Anyway and I Did that! So you Know what That Means!Thank you for Listening to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!What an Introduction! What an Episode! Wow it was Crazy!Bubye I'm Outta Here!Now I have done the Introduction, it is Finally time to Get to the Episode!Hello! Anybody There! Hello! Is Anybody There? (Taps on Microphone) Eh Never Mind!Hasta la Vista Baby!
In this Second Part of the Crazy 2 Episode Special, Curtis Recaps the Previous Episode, then Talks about a Whole Bunch of Nothing!Scratch That! Double Nothing!Warning: Features LOADS of Sound Effects!Is it Crazier than Last Episode? See for Yourself!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPTPreviously on Listen! Listen! Listen!This is Gonna be Crazy!Now, Back to Listen! Listen! Listen!French Person:Bonjour (Spits)Curtis:And Welcome Back to the 2nd Episode to the 2 Part Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host, Curtis Elton, and Last Episode I Had to Finish Early Because...You Know What?...See Why Don't you See it for Yourself!Rewind (Rewind Impression)!Play (Clip from Previous Episode is Played)!Fast-Forward (Fast-Forward Impression)!Wow! Does Hearing that Give me Deja Vu All Over Again!And...We're...Back Baby!It is Today! Not Yesterday! Not Tomorrow! But Today!So, Now You are All Caught Up, Let's get Back to the Show! Yeah!(Audience Applause and Cheering Sound Effects) Thank you! Thank you! I'm Glad You're Enjoying the Show! Thank You!(Audience Applause and Cheering Sound Effects Continues) Order! (Bangs Gavel 3 Times) Order Please! Order! (Bangs Gavel 3 Times) Thank You!On the Agenda for Today, Absolutely Nothing!So, Really as there is Absolutely Nothing on the Agenda for Today, I Can Speak about Anything, Everything...and Also Nothing! I Can Speak About That! That! That! That! I can Speak About YOU! I Can Speak About ME! Just Think of the Endless Possibilities!Wow! You Know What?! I Know Exactly What I'm About to Speak About! I am About to Speak About...What's That?! Ok! Thanks for Letting me Know!Don't Worry Everyone! That was just my 10 Second Warning!Isn't that Just Crazy! It Was my Not 1! Not 2! Not 3! Not 4! Not 5! Not 6! Not 7! Not 8! Not 9 But my 10 Second Warning!Anyway, Let's get Back to the (Stops Abruptly)What's That? Ok! Yeah, That Makes Sense!Ladies and Gentlemen! You will Never Believe it, but We are Out of Time!So Thank you for Listening to a Special 2 Part Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!See You, Next Time! And See You Next Time! And See You, You, You, You, You, You, All of You Next Time!Hasta la Vista Baby!Western Reporter:So, Mr Curtis, What are You going to be Speaking about on the Next Episode?Curtis:I Have no Idea! It Could be About That! It Could be About That! It Could be About That! That! That! That! It Could be About Anything! You'll Just have to Wait and See!Western Reporter:Well Mr Curtis, That Sounds lIke a Great Episode Indeed!Curtis:Yes it Does!Yes it Does!
In this First Episode of the 2 Part Special, Curtis Discusses the Crazy he is Going to be Speaking about, as well as Featuring a Whole Lot of Sound Effects!Warning: It's Crazy!!!Don't Believe Me? Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPT(Speaking Over 1 Another)Hi! How Are You! Welcome Back! Hello! Bonjourno! Welcome Back! Bonjour Stupid (Spits)! Hallo! How are Ya! Curtis:And Hello and Welcome Back to a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host, Curtis Elton, and Yes! You Did Hear me Right! This is a Very Special Episode Indeed!Random Person:And Why is this a Very Special Episode Indeed?Curtis:And That, My Friend, is a Fabulous Question!Because, This Week, I'm not going to do 1, I'm not going to do 3, Not 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 7, Not 8, Not 9, (In German Accent) Nein! But 2 Episodes of the Show!(Audience Applause Sound Effect) Thank You! Thank You! Thank you Very Much! (Elvis Impression) Thank you Very Much! This Is Going to be Fabulous!Now Before I Carry On, I Think it'll be a Great Idea to Tell You, Yeah You See, What to Expect Over the Next 2 Episodes!Firstly, Expect to Have your Mind (Explosion Sound Effect) BLOWN with Repetition, Repetition, Repetition, Repetition.This is Going to be Extremely Repetitive! What?! Repetitive! Yeah! It's Going to be Repetitive! What?! It's Very Repetitive! Isn't this Just Crazy!Wait a Minute! That's Number 2!Number 2! This is Going to be Extremely Crazy!These 2 Episodes are Going to be So Crazy, That it is Just Gonna (Explosion Sound Effect) BLOW your Mind! Wait a Minute, I Just (Explosion Sound Effect) Blew Your Mind Twice! (Explosion Sound Effect) No 3 Times! (Explosion Sound Effect) No 4 Times! (Explosion Sound Effect) No 5! (Explosion Sound Effect) 6! (Explosion Sound Effect) 7! (Explosion Sound Effect) 8! So Many (Explosion Sound Effect) Blows! (Explosion Sound Effect) Blow! I Just Said (Explosion Sound Effect) Blow Again! Wow! All that (Explosion Sound Effect) Blowing is Just (Explosion Sound Effect) Blowing My Mind! Haha! That's the Magic of Sound Effects Folks! (Explosion Sound Effect) Blow! See What I Did There?Now I've told You What to Expect in These 2 Episodes, Let's get Back to the (Stops Abruptly)What's That? Oh Again! Come On! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!We're Out of Time!You Know What?! We'll Carry on with This Conversation Next Episode, Which is Tomorrow!Anyway, Thank you for Listening to the 1st Part of a 2 Day Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!See you Tomorrow! And See you Next Week! But Mainly Tomorrow! Bubye, I'm Outta Here!Coming to you on the Next Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!A Whole Bunch of Crazy!
In the Craziest Episode Yet, Curtis Discusses a Whole Bunch of Nonsense!If you Want to Go on a Crazy Ride, Hop On!Featuring Old Gus!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In this Episode, Curtis has So much to Say, that he has to Read from his Notes! Maybe! Sort of! Not Really!Eh, You'll See!Take a Listen to Find out!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPTCurtis:Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, (French Accent) Stupid People, and Other Stupid People! (Spits) And Welcome Back to another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host, Curtis Elton, and Wow Do I Have a Show for You! Yeah You! Today!So Much so, that I Even Wrote it down on a Fabulous Piece of Paper!So Let me Read it to Ya!Let me Get this Piece of Paper Out...And...it's...Blank!Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!I Forgot to Write Anything down on It!So As the Piece of Paper is Blank and there is Absolutely Nothing on it, That means That I Have to Speak About, you Guessed it, Absolutely Nothing Today!This is Deja Vu all Over Again!So Let's BLOW this Popsicle Stand! Back to the Show!French Person:Show! What Show! You Forgot to Write down your Notes Stupid! (Spits) I Spit on You!Order! I Said Order! Settle Down, Please! Thank you!The Reason I Didn't have Any in my Notes is because I Never have any in my Notes! It was a Joke!J-O-K-EY?Why Not! I Just Got to Play a French Person because of it!(Overlapping each Other)Oh that Makes Sense! Oh I've got it! Wow! I've Got it! You Tricked Me! Thank you Very Much!Now, I have Told You the Truth about having Something to Speak About! Then Not having Something to Speak About! Then Having! Then Not! Then Having! Then Not! Then Having! Then Not!Now it is Time to Say...Thank you For Listening to another Episode of the Craziest Show in the World!Have a Great Week! Hasta la Vista Baby!Director:AND ACTION!!!Curtis:WHAT!!! I Just did the Whole Thing!It Didn't Record?! Oh, Come On!Take 2! Here we Go!Hello (Interrupts Halfway and Makes a Fast-Forwarding Sound-Effect)Hasta la Vista Baby!
In this Crazy Episode, Curtis Discusses...Well...Nothing!Sounds Crazy? That's Because it is!Warning: It's CRAZY!!! Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen! TRANSCRIPT:Robot:Mayday! Mayday! Crazy Overload! Crazy Overload! Mayday! Mayday! Crazy Overload! Crazy Overloaaaaaaaaad (Explosion Sound Effect) Curtis: Hello and Welcome Back to a. Crazy Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! I am the Crazy Host, Curtis Elton!  So Crazy, I have Now Said "Crazy!" 2 Times!  No 3 Times! 4 Times! No 5, 6, 7, 8! So Many Times, it Just Drives me...You Guessed it...Aye Caramba! Ay-eye-eye!Anyway, Let's get Back to the Show!  My Show! Not that Show! Not That Show! But My Show!You Know! The Show that is a Mixture of (Makes Sound Effects of Flicking Lips up and Down with Finger, then Clicking, Then Says"Cuckoo Cuckoo", Followed by Horse Impression,  then Bird Impression Saying "Caw-Caw", and then Says "Crazy") And Everything Else in the World Stuffed into an Itsy-Bitsy Tiny little 2 Minute Show! Now you know What Show I'm Talking about...Let's get Back to it! Random Audience Member: Uh...I have a Question. What Show are you Talking About? Curtis: Come On! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Now for the 2nd Time, Let's get Back to the. Show! I've said it Before and I'll say it Again! I Have no Idea what I'm going to be. Speaking about Today! This is Deja Vu all Over Again! Anyway, Back to the Show! Wait a Minute! I Just said that! You know what That means! That is another Deja Vu all Over Again! Anyway for the First Time in 5 Months, I did Exercise! Why am I telling you this? Why Not?! Now that I have told you Everything that is New with me, That means that I;'m about to Say Thank. you for Listening to Another Crazy Episode of Listen! Listen!  Listen! Wait! Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait a Second! Where is Everybody Going? Oh Yeah, it's the End of this Episode! Anyway, Don't forget to Come Back Next Time! Bubye I'm Outta Here! Robot: Craziness Diffused! Curtis: Until Next Time! Robot: Wait, Who's that! Curtis: I'm Crazy!
In This Episode, Curtis Mentions some Crazy and Random Nicknames for the Show as well as Discussing how he has Nothing to Discuss!Sounds Crazy? That's Because it is!Don't Believe me? Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPTCurtis:Heelloooo and Welcome Back to another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host, Curtis Elton, and Welcome Back to the Most Repetitive Repetitive Show Show in the World, World, World, World, World, World, World, World, World!MmmHmm Baby! Not that World! Not That World! But This World! (In Alien Voice) Planet Earth!Now as Well as Listen! Listen! Listen! Being the Most Repetitive Show in the World, It is Also the Craziest Show Out There!AKA The Wildest Ride in the Wilderness!!!AKA The Shortest Show in your Podcast App!AKA (Impression of Speaking through the Loudspeaker) The Loudest Show Out There!AKA The Show with So Many Sound Effects, You don't Know if it's Coming from Me or The Computer. Me or The Computer! Me or The Computer! I say Me! I Say The Computer! Me or The Computer, Me or The Computer! You Know What?! Doesn't even Matter! Anyway! Where was I?! Oh Wait! I Remember!AKA The Show with So Many 'AKA's' It can Just (Explosion Sound Effect) Blow Your Mind!!!But if you Want me to Sum it Up, I have 1 Thing to Say to You...Welcome Back to Listen! Listen! Listen!As Always, I Have No Idea what I'm going to be Speaking about Today BUT I Never have Any Idea of What I'm going to be Speaking About. I Could be Speaking about Anything Today! So, Let's get Right to it!The Possibilities of What I could be Speaking about Today is just Endless!Oh can you Just Think of it?Think of That! Think of That! Think of That! Think of That!Ah, There are Just So many things for me to Speak About!Does Anybody have Any Ideas? Hello? Yodel-Ay-Hoo-Hoo?! Anybody There? Oh Yeah, we Don't have a Studio Audience!Well as Nobody is There and I have Absolutely Nothing for me to Speak About Today, that means it is Time to Say,Thank you for Listening to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!See You Next Time! See you Next Time! See All of You Next Time!Hasta la Vista Baby!Whoo I Had no Idea where I was Going with That!I Could of Gone There! I Could of Gone There! I Could of Gone There, There, There, There, I Could of Gone There! There were Just so Many Places I Could've Gone!Whoo! Wow!
In this Episode Curtis Welcomes a Very Very Very Special Guest to the Show! Maybe!Find out Who by Taking a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPTCurtis:Hello! Howdy! Buon Giorno! Konnichiwa! Bonjour Stupid! (Spits)Hello and Welcome Back to a Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host, Curtis Elton and Guess What?! Does Anybody Wanna Guess?Anybody Guess! You Wanna Guess? You Wanna Guess? You Wanna Guess? You Wanna Guess? You Wanna Guess? Does Anybody Wanna Guess?I'll let you in on a Little Secret See! Nobody is Actually Here See!So, as Nobody's Here to guess, I'll Just Tell you how we did it Back in the Old Days...Myself!We Have for the Very First Time Ever, a Very Special Guest!Random Person:What?! You Have your Own Special Guest?!Curtis:Exactly!But, before I Bring this Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Wow! There are just So Many "Very"s, It's Killing me, Special Guest Out...Can Anybody Guess their Names!Hint: They're Famous!There are Really Famous! Like if I Have to Rate them on a Scale of 1 to Famous, it would be 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Million, Trillion, Zillion, Wow! There's Just so Many, it's Making me Dizzy! Woah! Let's try that Again! Can Anybody Guess their Names!(Pause)Anybody? Anybody wanna Guess their Names? Anybody? Microphone? Earth to Microphone! Houston we have a Problem! Earth to Microphone! Anybody There?!Wait a Second, What's That?  Oh Yeah, There's Nobody in the Audience! Never Mind!You Know What?! Just Assume they're Famous! I Only get the Best for You! Yeah You! Not You! Not You! Not You! No Not You! No Not You! But You! Yes You! Nobody Else but You! I Know, It's You! You! You! You! You! Ay Caramba!You Know What? Let's just Bring them Out! Because I'm not sure if you've Noticed but I Like to Waste Time a Lot!Anyway, let's just Bring them out! Also, I'm Also Very Repetitive. Repetitive. Repetitive.Now for the 3rd Time, Let's Bring them...What's That? We're out of Time? Oh Come on!Oh Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and Celebrity...We are Out of Time!Well Anyway, Thank you for Listening to a Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I'll See YOU Next Time! Bubye! I'm Outta here!The Celebrity's Name is...Drumroll Please (Bangs Table like Drums) (Holds "Please" in Background)  Carry on with the Drumroll Because their Name is, You Guessed it!There was Never a Celebrity! You got me!Anyway, Bubye I'm Outta Here!That was Deja Vu all Over Again!
After a 1 Week Hiatus, Curtis Welcomes Everybody Back to the Show!It's Crazy, Repetitive and Random all in a Couple of Minutes!It's the Perfect Welcome Back Episode to the Crazy!Check it Out for a Listen like No Other!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPTCurtis:I'm Back Baby!Oh I Missed you! I Missed You (Kissing Sounds)Oh I Missed you! Oh You have a Little Something There! You Have a Little Something There!Ha! Made you Look!Anyway...I'm Back!!!Hello! Hi, How are You! Hi! Hello! And Hello and Welcome Back to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host Curtis Elton, and in Case you Didn't Hear Me...I'm Back!And if you have a Problem with that See! I'll have to Pull out the Big Guns See!I've been on a 1 Week, Not 2 Week, Not 3 Week, But 1 Week Hiatus!Oh it's Good to be Back! And in Case I Haven't Said it Enough, I'm Back Baby!And When I'm Saying Baby I'm Still Not Sure If I'm Saying (Impression of Baby) Baby or an MmmHmm Baby!But Right Now, We Don't Have Any time for that! Why?! Take a Guess!Anybody, Anybody Want to Guess? Anybody?! You! You! You! You! Uh, Let's See! You! No the Person Next to You! Person Above You! Person to the Right! Uh, Person to the Right! Person Above! Person Down! No, Not You! Not You! Person with the Mustache! Person with the Glasses! Next to You! And You! Person Right in Front of you! Yeah, There we Go! Got any Ideas?Exactly! There is Actually Nobody Here because we Haven't Welcomed Anybody Back so Come Inside Everybody!(Curtis doing Impressions People Saying  Hello in Different Accents and Phrases, Talking Over Each Other)Yes it is Great to be Back!I'd Also like to Welcome Back my Downloaded Studio Audience! (Clapping) Welcome Back!Wait a Second! I Never had a Downloaded Studio Audience! Ladies and Gentlemen, You've Gotta Go! Get Outta Here! (Sound Effect of Audience Talking to Each other while Leaving) Thank You! Thank You! Bubye!And That, My Friends, is the Magic of Sound Effects! Isn't it Just Fabulous!Now I've Welcomed Everybody Back to the Show, That Brings us to the End of This Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!See you Next Time! See you Next Week! Bubye I'm Outta Here!I'm Back! I'm Not Back! I'm Back! I'm Not Back! (In Slow Motion) I'm Back! I'm Not Back! (Normal Speed) I'm Back! I'm Not Back! I'm Back! I'm Not Back! I Said I'm Back! I Said I'm Not Back!I'm Back Baby!
As the Show is on a 1 Week Hiatus, Here are Some of the Best Moments from the Show so Far! And Boy are they Crazy!!!And Somehow this Bonus Episode is Also the Longest Episode Yet! WHAT?!!!Enjoy!
In this Independence Day Special, Curtis Gives Advice, Maybe, on How to Spend this Independence Day at Home, Sort of! It's Patriotic, Crazy and Random, All in a Couple of Minutes!Don't Believe Me! Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPT(Part of 'God Bless America' Plays)Curtis:Howdy and Welcome Back to a Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host Curtis Elton and Yes! It is a Very Special Episode Indeed!Last Week was a Special Episode! This Week is a Special Episode! This is Déjà Vu All Over Again! But Why is this a Special Episode?I'll Tell you My Friend!Because We are Not 1, Not 3, But 2 Days Away from Independence Day! AKA 4th of July! AKA July 4th!So As we are Stuck in Isolation, I Thought I'd Tell you, Yes YOU! No Not You! No Not You! You! You! You! You! You! But YOU! How You can Celebrate Independence Day at Home! So Let's Get To it!Now There are So, Sososososososo So Many Ways You can Celebrate Independence Day at Home!Can you Just Imagine! Oh there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Ways You can Celebrate it! Oh So Many! You know What? Just Buckle Up Your Seatbelt! Put your Helmet On! Cause the Amount of Ways you can Celebrate it Might Just Blow (Explosion Sound Effect) Your Mind! Oh Wow! Wow! So Many Ways! So Many! Can you just Imagine?! You Know What?! Don't Imagine! Cause I'm About to Tell You!Tip Number 1: Tell Yourself that you are Going to Start being Independent!Southern Boy:I'm Going to Start being Independent Random Person:No You're Not!Southern Boy:Yes I Am!Random Person:No You're Not!Southern Boy:Yes I Am!Random Person:No You're Not!Southern Boy:Yes I Am!Random Person:No You're Not!Southern Boy:Yes I Am! Curtis:WHAT?!Now I Have Told you the First Tip on How You can Celebrate Independence Day at Home, I Have No more Tips! And Yes! I Do Over-Exaggerate a Lot, See! You've Got a Problem with That, See?! Then you Have to Come After me, See! And No, That is Not a Threat, See! I Just Like Saying "See" a Lot, See!Anyway, Stick Around till the End for a Razzle-Dazzle, Fabulous Firework Show!And Thank You for Listening to Another Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!Happy Early Independence Day! It's Time to Celebrate and Bubye, I'm Outta Here!(Fireworks and Cheering Sound Effects in Background)Happy Independence Day!(Party Horn Sound Effect)Ah, Doesn't it Just Look Fabulous! Oh Look at That one! That is Just So Shiny!Look at That! Oh Look at (Stops Abruptly) Oh Wow! That was Amazing! That was Great!Happy Independence Day Everybody!(The Rest of "God Bless America" Plays)
In This Very, Very, Very Special Episode, Curtis Eventually discusses the Very Exciting and Crazy Milestones the Show has Hit! And it all Starts with an Auction!Sounds Crazy? That's Because it Is! Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPT:Curtis:Hello and Welcome to a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I am Your Host, Curtis Elton and Yes...it is a Very Special Episode Indeed!Now Before I tell you why this Episode is so Special, can Somebody Guess?! Let's See! (Whip Sound Effect)Starting Bids! 1 Guess, 1 Guess, 1 Guess, Yes! Man in Blue! Man in Blue! Have you got any Guesses?Man in Blue:I do not have any Guesses.Curtis:Ok! Anyone else have Another Guess?Yes! Lady in Pink! Lady in Pink! Going Once! Going Twice! Wait!Lady in Pink:I do not have any Guesses!Curtis:Well in that Case, Bidding's Raised to 2 Guesses!Do I see 2 Guesses? Do I see 2 Guesses?! 2 Guesses?! Anyone there? Do I see Anyone There!Yes! Man in the Beret!French Man in Beret:Go away Stupid! I Do not Care!(Spits)Curtis:Well if there's no More Guesses, I Guess I'll Just have to Tell you Myself! (Whip Sounds Effect)Now Brace Yourselves, Because the Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Exciting News I Have to tell you is that I Have Not 1, Not 3, not 5, Not 7, Not 10, Not 9, Not 11, But 2 Very, Very, Very, Very exciting things to Tell you Today!Now the 2 Very, Very, Very, Very Exciting things I Have to tell you are...That This Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! isn't the 1st, isn't the 2nd, isn't the 10th, isn't the 20th, isn't the 50th, isn't the 100th, but is the 25th Episode!Yes! That's the Number between 24 and 26, and it's a Quarter of a 100, so Yes...This Truly is a Fabulous Episode!(Applause)Thank You for the Applause! Thank You, Thank You so Much! Oh Please! Thank You! Oh Thank You! Thank You for the Standing Ovation! (Applause Ends) Wow, Thank You!Now if that one didn't get you Off of your feet, then this One Sure Will!That's Right! 'Listen! Listen! Listen!' has Now Reached it's Not 1st, Not 2nd, but 3rd Season! Summer! Yeah!Thank You! Can I get Some Applause Please!(Applause) Thank You! Ah Thank You so Much! Oh Thank You!Can I get an Amen! Amen!Can I Get a "Yeehaw Cowboy" Thank You! Thank You! Thank You very Much! (Applause Ends)(Robot Impression)Joy Overload! Joy Overload! Mayday! Mayday! Joy Overload! Joy Overload! Mayday Mayday! (Repeats in Background)Will Somebody turn that Off Please?! Thank You!Well Apparently the News is so Exciting that Everything has Just Shut Down!So Anyway, Thank You for Listening to a Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!Catch you Next Time! Bubye! I'm Outta Here!Wow! That was So Exciting! That was the Most Exciting Thing in the World! I'm Just so Excited About Being Excited and I (Stops Abruptly)I Think it's Still Recording! Eh, Never Mind!Oh That was Amazing! You Know What?! That was Fantastique! (Blows a Kiss)
Guess What? That’s Right! This Episode has it All!A Very Long Introduction! Non-Stop Completely Nonsense Talking! Many Random Voices! And a Very Annoying Phone Call!Don’t Believe Me? Take a ListenListen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPT:Curtis:(On the Phone)And I was Like “Why Would you even Do That” And They were Like:“Come On! Come On! Why Would You do That?” And then I was Like:“Me?! I Thought we were Discussing you.” And (Stops Suddenly)Wait! Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait a Second! Wait! Come On! Come On! Come On!Wait a Second! Can you Just Wait?! Hold your Horses! (Horse Impression) Neigh!  I Said Wait! Thank You!I’ve Been Trying to tell you that I’m Getting Another Call and I’ll have to Call you back Later Ok?! Great. Fabulous! Ok, Bubye!Hi! What do you Want? Oh it’s Recording?!Well Anyway, Lights! Camera! What’s That?! It’s a Podcast and Not a Video?! Well Anyway! (Holds “Anyway” for a Second)(In a Tune) Anyway, Anyway, Anyway, Hoo Hoo, Anyway Anyway, Way (Stops Suddenly)Sorry! I Get Distracted Sometimes! Eh Never Mind!Well Anyway Action!And as I’m Improvising, Every Action Must have a Reaction so Action!Cut!Action!Cut!Action! I Said Action!Cut! Cut!Action!Cut! I Said Cut!Action!Come On! You Know What?! Rules were Meant to be Broken so Action!(Impression of  Person saying “Cut” Speaking with Mouth Covered)(Nelson Impression)Ha! Ha!(French Impression)(Kisses) Magnifique!Now let’s Finally Start this Show!Hello and Welcome back to the Show that Makes you Listen! Listen! Listen! Called ‘Listen! Listen! Listen!’ I Am Your Host, Curtis Elton and Guess What?!Yes, One of You Two!Eenie, Meenie, Minie Mo. Catch a Tiger by the Toe.Oh that Sounds Painful! Eh!Eenie, Meenie, Minie ME! That’s Right, I Pick Me!Why?! You Ask! Cause there is Nobody Else Here!So Why would I Go Eenie, Meenie, Minie Me?I Have No Idea! All I Can tell You is:Welcome to the Show! How Nice it is of You to Finally Join Us!Now What did I Have to Say?! Oh Yeah!Now if I Rewind the Tapes!(Rewind Sound Effect)How do you Control this Thing?! Oh! And Play!Guess What?! For the First Time in Not 1! Not 2! Not 4! Not 7! Not 8! Not 9! Nein! Not Heisin! But in 3 Months...I, Yes Me, Went Outside! And it was Fabulous!Now I Have Officially Discussed the 1 Thing I Wanted to Tell you This Episode!So in That Case, Thank You for Listening to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I Have a Call to Make so Bubye to All of you! I’m Outta Here!(Phone Dial Sound Effect)(On the Phone)Hi! It’s Me Again! Where Was I? Oh Yeah!And I Was Like, “Oh My Goodness!”, and then They Came Over and They were Like “Oh My Goodness!” and Then I Said! (Stops Abruptly)Oh, What’s That? Someone’s Calling You? (Ned Flanders’s Impression) Well Okily Dokily! Bubye!
In this Special Episode, Curtis is Challenging the Microphone to a Crazy Wrestling Match! But will there Actually be any Wrestling in the Episode?Take a Listen to Find Out!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPT:Referee:Hello and Welcome to WestleCrazier! I am Your Referee and it is Time to Introduce Our 2 Challengers! (Crowd Cheers and Claps)In the Left Corner of the Ring, Weighing 150 Pounds, he Speaks so Fast, you Better Buckle up Your Seatbelt, Put your Helmet on, Cause he might just Blow Your Mind!Curtis Elton AKA ‘The Host’!(Wrestling Bell Rings) (Crowd Cheers)Curtis:Thank You, (Elvis Impression) Thank You Very Much, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank All of You, Thank You! Isn’t this Just Fabulous?!Referee:In the Right Side of the Ring, it is the Thing that has to Put up with All of the Host’s Talking, with All of his Speaking! You Know What I’m Speaking About, I Know what I’m Speaking About! Weighing Just 2 Pounds it is the Microphone! (Crowd Cheers)Now Before you, you, You, you or Anybody begins, is there Anything You would Like to Say?Curtis:Are you Kidding Me?! What a Stupid Question! Of Course I Have Something I Wanna Say!Hello and Welcome Back to a Special Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! I Am, I Say, I Said, I Said, I am ‘The Host’ Curtis Elton! And Here’s a Warning for All the Kids out There! When I Say “Kids” I Mean Baby Goats and Kids: Violence is Never the Answer!Random Person:So Why are you Doing This?Curtis:I Have No Idea! It’s Just Fun and Crazy so I’m gonna Carry On!Let’s get Back to the Show!Wait! Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait a Second! I Said that I Had Something to Say, I Have Nothing to Say! When have you Ever Known me to have Something to Say?This Show’s Called ‘Listen! Listen! Listen!’ But I Never Have Anything for you to Listen to So that is Why this is So Fun and Crazy! So Anyway let’s get Back to the Ring!Also Just to Let you Know, here’s a Little Plot Twist For You:I, Curtis...am Also the Referee!I Guess you Didn’t see that Coming did You? Did You? Did You? Well Anyway Did You? Did You? Come on! Did You? Did you, Did You, Did You? Did You? Did You? Did You? Did You? Did You?Anyway let’s get on With This! Not That! Not That! Not the Ring! Not the Show but This! And we Better get on with this Quickly! The Microphone is Angry! His Face has Turned Red! (Speaking to Someone)Wait, What’s That? Oh! That Means He’s Recording me! Oh Good!(Speaking to Microphone)Carry on! Now Let’s get on with this Fight! One Second, Someone Else is Speaking to Me! (Speaking to Someone)What’s That? Oh! We Ran out of time Again? Come on!Well Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, Kids & Other Kids, Baby Goats & Other Goats, turns Out We have Ran out of Time! So if You Want to See How this Fight Ends, Stick Around till the End, ‘Cause There might Just be a Little Surprise There! Well Anyway, Thank you for Listening to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! See you In a Second, See you In a Minute, See you Next Time Bubye I’m Outta here!(Click the Website to See the Rest!)https://listenlistenlisten.buzzsprout.com/
Just as the Title Says, In This Episode Curtis Discusses Anything, Everything...and Also Nothing!Join him on this Crazy Adventure to Anywhere, Everywhere, and also Nowhere!This Description won’t get Any More Accurate than This!Don’t Believe Me? Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen! TRANSCRIPT:French Curtis:Bonjour!Cowboy Curtis:Howdy!Italian Curtis:Buongiorno!Chinese Curtis:Ni Hao!German Curtis:Hallo!Spanish Curtis:Olé!Bird Curtis:Cuckoo, Cuckoo!(Sound Effect Made with Mouth)Nelson Curtis:Ha! Ha!Curtis:And Hello and Welcome Back to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!I’m Your Host Curtis Elton and How are you Today?French Curtis:None of Your Darn Business Stupid! (Spits)Curtis:Yes it is!French Curtis:No it Isn’t!Curtis:Is Too!French Curtis:Is Not!Curtis:Is Too!French Curtis:Is Not!Curtis:(Slow Motion) Is Too!French Curtis:(Slow Motion) Is Not!Curtis:Is Too!French Curtis:Is Not!Curtis:Is Too!French Curtis:Is Not!Curtis:Well That was Crazy! And We are Back and That was a Really Long Introduction.Now Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, This May Come as a Surprise to You but I Have No Idea what I’m Going to be Speaking About Today! All I Know, is I Am Going to be Speaking about Anything, Everything, and Also Nothing!Yes That, Yes That, Yes That, Yes That, No Not That, Maybe That, Oh Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Maybe. You Know What, How about Everything! Isn’t this Just Fabulous!Welcome Back to the Show! This is Deja Vu all Over Again!Now This Episode is a Tiny bit Different to the Usual Episodes.Why you Ask?!Because Instead of it Only Being a Couple Minutes Long, This Episode will Only be Around 2 Minutes Long. So Keep that in Mind! Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! (Robot Voice) Insert it into Your Mind!That’s an Order Soldier! Answer Me!Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! Is it in Your Mind?! Please! Come on Say Something! (As if  Someone is Giving Curtis Information)  Wait! Oh, I See. Eh Never Mind.Now for the 3rd Time, Back to the Show!As I Said Earlier, Today I Will be Speaking about Anything, Everything, and Also Nothing! (Someone Give Curtis New Information)  Wait, What that? Oh! Well Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Turns Out it’s Going to be About Nothing Cause We are Out of Time!So Thank You for Listening to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!Bubye to You! Bubye to You! Bubye to You, You, You, You, You Know What?! Bubye to All of You! Bubye I’m Outta Here!Let’s Go!(Sings a Random, Made-Up, Cuckoo Tune with Doo’s, Dah’s, Bada’s, and Bop’s)Oh Darnit! I Haven’t Moved a Muscle!
In This Mind-Blowingly Crazy and Nonsense Episode, Curtis Does Anything, Everything, and Also Nothing! For Example Building a Crazy Relationship with...Wait for it...Himself!Don’t Believe Me?Take a Listen!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something valuable. WRONG! The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHER! What it does have is Funny, Completely Random and Crazy non-stop talking lasting Only a Couple of Minutes per episode. Every episode is different! Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen! New episodes Every Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen! TRANSCRIPT:Curtis:(Introduction Music Starts)Coming to you Live from Isolation, Please Welcome Your Host, Curtis Elton!!! (Breathes Out to Sound Like Applause)(Introduction Music Ends)Thank You Me for the Introduction! (Elvis Impression) Thank You Very Much!Bonjour Madame and Mademoiselle and Welcome to Another Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! I’m Your Host Curtis Elton and You may Know Me from Shows like Listen! Listen! And Also Also Listen!Warning! If This is Your First Time Listening to Listen! Listen! Listen! Then Buckle Up Your Seatbelt, Put Your Helmet On, Cause This Ride might Blow Your Mind! (Explosion Sound Effect)  Thank You!This Episode is Being Recorded a Few Hours Early! Why? You Ask! Why Not?!If You, Yeah You Have a Problem With it See, then I’ll Have to get Someone, I Say Someone to Pull Out the Big Guns See!Let’s Get Back to the Show!Guess What? Go On Guess! I’m Waiting! Eh Never Mind!I Read Somewhere, No Not There, No Not There, No Not There, There There There There, There, There, There, but I Read Online that In Order to Have a Podcast, I Have to Build a Relationship with My Audience! Ooh La La!But as There is Nobody Here, I Guess I have to Build a Relationship With Myself so I’ll Start!Curtis 1:Hello Curtis, My Name is Curtis, I am 16 Years Old and I Host a Podcast! That Podcast is Called Listen! Listen! Listen! And Every Time I Have to Say it, I Say it as if I’m Crazy and I Have to go Listen! Listen! Listen! Your Turn! Go!Curtis 2:Here I Go! My Name is Also Curtis, I Am Also 16 Years Old and I Also Host a Podcast Called Listen! Listen! Listen! And Every Time I Say Listen! Listen! Listen! I Also Have to Go Listen! Listen! Listen! As if I Am a Crazy Person! Back to You!Curtis:And Now I Have Officially Built a Relationship with My Audience! Thank You!Now I’ve Built a Relationship With the Audience, What to do? What Nonsense Should I Speak About?You’re Nonsense!What?!Well the Show has Been Going on for Around 2 Hours Now!What?! I’m being Told it’s Only been 2 Minutes?! Come On! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!Well Anyway, I Guess I Have to Leave the Show Right There!Thank You for Listening to Another Crazy Episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! Stay Tuned for the Next Episode! Bubye I’m Outta Here! Hasta la Vista Baby!Give me a C, Give me an R, Give me an A, Z, Y! I Say this is Crazy!Bubye for Now! Bubye!
In the Most Cuckoo Episode Yet, Curtis Travels from a Courtroom to Boot Camp, To Speaking to Several Version of Himself, to Well...I Think You get the Idea!!!Take a Listen for a Ride into Crazy Town!!!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something Valuable!!!WRONG!!!The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHERWhat it does have is funny, non-stop talking lasting approximately 5 minutes per episode. Every episode is Different!Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen!New episodes every Tuesday & Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!
In This Special Episode, Curtis Give Tips on How to be Annoying!Ranging From Famous Quotes to the Harmonica, This Episode is a Masterclass on Being Annoying, Taught by the Best!Take a Listen for your Brain to be Filled with Nonsense!Listen! Listen! Listen! is a show hosted by Curtis Elton. Speaking non-stop in each episode, you'd think he'd actually say something Valuable!!!WRONG!!!The show has NO THEME...NO USEFUL INFORMATION...NO, NOT THAT EITHERWhat it does have is funny, non-stop talking lasting approximately 5 minutes per episode. Every episode is Different!Go on, you know you want to, have a listen to Listen! Listen! Listen!New episodes every Tuesday & Thursday. Stay tuned for more of Listen! Listen! Listen!TRANSCRIPT:Curtis                 Hello and Welcome to a special episode of Listen! Listen! Listen!. I'm your host, Curtis Elton and today I'm going to teach you my specialty. How to be annoying 101 so No time to explain! What Do you Mean “No time to Explain?!” I just told you ”No time to Explain!” So let's get right to it! Tip number 1! Start a podcast. Why do you think I started the show? To be annoying! And if you don't find the show annoying, You're Crazy! And that's a lot coming from Me! Tip Number 2! Quote annoying quotes when somebody tells you to do something that you just don't want to do. Here's an example. Hey, man, take out the trash. I will. Maybe Not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon. Here's another example! If somebody tells you to get something and bring it to them. You can go “I’ll be Back“ You know what I'll just getting myself? How about that? Works like a charm. Tip number 3! Be Annoyingly repetitive. Repetitive, Repetitive, Repetitive, Repetitive, Reptitive!  Why do you think I call the show Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! Listen! See how Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying This is?! Enough said about that! Tip number 4. The final piece of advice I'm giving you today and the most Annoying Yet! So listen up! Find the most annoying instrument in your house and Play it Non-Stop. I don't care if somebody says stop doing that. You go, Nope! Now I've got a harmonica here, so I'm going to demonstrate it to you. (Plays Harmonica) I don't even know how the play it but it is annoying and I like it! Now for all of you advanced people out there, add some sound effects to it. I don't care what you're playing. Just add Some really Annoying Sound effects in between. Here's an example (Plays Harmonica and Makes Annoying Sounds) That was annoying if it wasn't...Then You're Crazy and Thank You! (Audience Applause) Now Those are my four crazy great tips to be annoying around the House. An What Better time than Now? Your Whole Family’s Stuck at Home! You have a whole audience to be annoying to! Anyway, thank you for listening to a special episode of Listen! Listen! Listen! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I hope you Learnt nothing! Bubye I'm out of here. Good evening. I am going to teach you how to play the harmonica. Firstly, place your mouth upon the Harmonica. Uh, My Tongue’s Stuck! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Curtis Elton
Podcast Status
Active
Started
Jun 24th, 2018
Latest Episode
Oct 22nd, 2020
Release Period
Weekly
Episodes
51
Avg. Episode Length
3 minutes
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No
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