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but yeah, it's probably any companies. And
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it's that mail. Not a lot's really going on.
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Now know nothing on my end Anyway,
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now. You're. Life is I think. The
4:02
life of an average person. Very
4:04
usual. It's it's it's it's been and yet
4:06
it actually is usual that you really truly
4:09
is par for the course. For.
4:11
New for for you for sure. There's no
4:13
two ways about it. I mean by
4:15
yeah, by the way, we're so much to
4:17
get into, but I'm nothing if not an
4:20
investigative journalist. Did. You see that
4:22
Larry? How to run in with Elmo today? No,
4:24
I didn't know. it's a bit like happened. Yes,
4:26
he's all over the news. On
4:29
see. I'm. In I'm I'm only
4:31
reading headlines are not the have mine are not
4:33
the headline. Editor? don't blame
4:35
me. No, no, you just the reporter and I'm
4:38
not trying to get clicks or not be provocative,
4:40
only reading the it was here. Ah,
4:42
he assaulted Elmo. Larry. Assaulted
4:44
Elmo on you. Went way on good
4:46
Morning America. Verbally,
4:49
Or physically both. He
4:51
he, I'm verbally or bullied
4:53
him and then assaulted him.
4:56
And. Apparently them was forced
4:58
to apologise to Elmo live on the
5:00
air. We we. Are you
5:02
saying that this is a serious thing or
5:04
he say well here's here's the thing is
5:06
that that people have no sense of this
5:08
gonna come as a shock to. Yeah.
5:11
People. Don't have a sense of humor
5:13
anymore. A really don't They are
5:15
very sensitive. They're very sensitive and.
5:18
In. In fairness, I.
5:21
Have not completely. Done.
5:23
The deep dive in watched the clip. I've only
5:26
looked at the. Coverage. And
5:29
less knowing him as a as
5:31
we do. It we
5:33
used obviously being funny. I'm Elmo almost
5:35
on because he's he's making news because
5:37
he asked America just. How
5:40
you feeling and everybody? On.
5:42
Like. Like right? That was the
5:44
thing and last week rates right and so I
5:46
guess is enough. You know it is like when
5:48
you go on to promote something you like. Okay
5:51
you're on the first half hour and then in
5:53
the second half hour on Elmo will be joining
5:55
you and then after that it's Dell Price Howard
5:57
who's got is another area we have led Legacy
5:59
and then you. I don't know what, okay
6:01
fine. Yeah. You're like, okay, great. And
6:03
so you know, you're Larry, he's promoting
6:05
your news, the 12th season of Curb,
6:08
February 4th. How about that? How
6:10
smooth is that? And you know, he finds himself on a
6:12
couch with Elmo and decides, yeah, I'm going
6:14
to assault this puppet. I'm just going to do it. Oh
6:17
my, he doesn't, Larry doesn't care. He
6:19
doesn't care. He doesn't care about a
6:21
puppet. He doesn't
6:23
care about a human being. By the
6:25
way, that's not on Larry. That's on
6:27
whoever decided to put those two on
6:29
the couch next to each other. One
6:31
hundred percent. Right. Read
6:34
the room. Read
6:39
the room. You have the room. You
6:41
go, okay. So you have one of
6:43
the sweetest, nicest characters
6:45
in the history of the world and
6:47
one of the darkest misanthropes in
6:50
the history of the world. I
6:52
know that's a match made in heaven. Yeah.
6:55
Who has made a career out of
6:57
telling people he does not care how
7:00
you feel and does not care if
7:02
he ever hurts your feelings. That's
7:05
what Larry's built the career
7:07
on. I can, I'm poor Elmo.
7:10
Poor Elmo. Elmo didn't ask
7:12
for that. Whatever happened, Elmo did not
7:14
ask for. I'm sure. Elmo
7:16
did say that Larry was, quote, it
7:18
was very big of Larry to apologize.
7:23
Yeah. That's slightly surprising. Now I'm going to have to
7:25
go watch it. Although
7:29
I say that, but Rob, am I really going
7:31
to like. You're not going to do it. You're
7:33
not going to. Neither am I, by the way. I'm not doing
7:35
anything. I mean, we're not doing any
7:38
of that. We're not sturging it. No. No.
7:41
But this has been like the week of apologies. I guess they
7:43
got Zuckerberg to apologize in the middle
7:45
of testifying in Capitol Hill. Yesterday.
7:48
I didn't see that. Yeah. This
7:50
is like everybody's apologizing for everything. Well,
7:52
everybody's mad at everybody for a lot of things.
7:55
Which is mad. Just mad. Pretty just
7:57
angry. Um, why does Larry.
8:00
David Walk like a marionette. He
8:02
does that thing where,
8:05
remember, I mean
8:07
I know you're too young for it and so am
8:09
I, but remember in the 70s they had the keep
8:11
on trucking guy? 100%
8:14
that's what he looks like. His feet were way
8:16
out in front and like leading back. That's
8:18
how he walks. Oh my
8:20
God, he did it. That's hot. That's a
8:22
keep on truck. Oh, do you remember those,
8:25
Tisha? Every state fair, every other person at
8:27
the state fair had either I'm with stupid
8:30
or keep on trucking. And everybody
8:33
had a poster of the cat holding on. I don't even
8:35
know what the cat was holding
8:37
on to. Hang in there, baby. Hang in
8:39
there, baby. I don't even know what the cat was holding on to.
8:42
It was a bar. It was just a pull-up bar. Hang
8:45
in there, baby. Hang in there, baby. And man,
8:47
people were like, yeah, that speaks to me. Yeah,
8:50
this is where we're at. Keep on trucking. Keep
8:53
on trucking. Oh, I
8:55
want to find one of those. What
8:57
does it even mean? I don't know.
9:00
What does that mean? Why was that
9:02
a thing? I don't know. Keep
9:04
on trucking. Did people stop
9:07
trucking or were they thinking about not trucking? And
9:10
why not caring or train? Yeah. Why
9:13
trucking? Why the truck? I know. Keep
9:16
on walking? It caught like
9:18
wildfire. Wildfire. People
9:21
were like, wow, somebody gets me, and they
9:23
made t-shirts, and I'm so grateful. And
9:25
Larry was like, I'm going to walk like that.
9:27
But it is. It's insane. I just saw just
9:30
a clip of him walking out of Good Morning
9:32
American. It's like literally, is he
9:34
double joint? I was
9:36
at a party the other day, and
9:38
he was there. And I was just... All
9:40
these famous people were there. Famous, famous,
9:43
famous, famous people everywhere at
9:45
this party. And all I could
9:47
do was watch Larry David walk
9:49
around the room with like those legs.
9:52
It's unbelievable. With legs,
9:54
like way out in front of his hips.
9:58
That's what it is. His legs are too... femur
10:01
bones. I'm no
10:03
chiropractor. No, but you talk like one.
10:05
You've probably played one in your lifetime.
10:07
Let's be honest. Yes. Well,
10:09
yes. Yes. That was, that was always my move in
10:11
the eighties. You know, I'm, you know,
10:13
I'm a chiropractor. You know, you look like you
10:16
could use an adjustment. Yeah.
10:20
I see 12 season are obviously done.
10:22
It's out now. How long is it?
10:24
I sound like somebody from Ohio. So
10:27
how long does it take you to film one
10:29
of those? Is
10:31
there an audience? Um,
10:33
but how long does it take you to film
10:35
an episode? Well, you know, it's funny because
10:38
when we started out, I mean, this
10:42
started out as a one hour special that we
10:44
shot in 1999. Yeah.
10:46
I saw. Um, and
10:49
it wasn't in Bobby, uh,
10:51
Larry wanted it to, um,
10:55
feel like a documentary. So it was
10:57
shot like a mockumentary. So, um,
11:00
everything was just down and
11:02
dirty and nothing fancy. And
11:05
so our first few seasons were, I
11:07
think we, I think we
11:09
were shooting an episode in five days, you know,
11:11
and by the end of it, um, I
11:15
took probably five to eight days
11:18
to shoot one episode. Yeah.
11:20
You know, when it's all improvised
11:23
and I mean, that being said, because
11:25
it's improvised, you have
11:27
no rehearsal. Um, and
11:31
you know, it's not like there's, and
11:33
I'm not hurting anyone's feelings hopefully when I say
11:35
this, cause if they don't know this, then that's
11:38
weird on them. That's on them. It's
11:40
not like our lighting is a
11:42
nuanced, you know, moody
11:45
lighting. It is, uh, light
11:48
the world and all your freaks
11:51
and crevices. Listen,
11:54
I remember in parks and recreation, I came
11:56
on in season two
11:58
and they'd already established. the look
12:00
and I remember like in
12:02
season three in
12:05
the valley some horrible parking
12:07
lot noon
12:09
Sun directly overhead Amy
12:12
Poehler's like working on having her third
12:14
baby. I'm like what it kill
12:17
you? It would kill you? Put
12:20
a scrim up over Amy Poehler and
12:22
me? Would it kill you? Would it kill anybody?
12:24
And it would. It would kill anybody? They didn't
12:26
do it probably. They didn't really do it. Somebody,
12:30
it's funny, I was asking somebody
12:32
at Netflix, something
12:34
about comedy and why they work and why they don't
12:37
work. I was like what is Space Force? Bomb.
12:40
Hey. Right? Steve
12:42
Carell, like I'm so in. Steve Carell is a
12:45
phony baloney astronaut going to the world. It's comedy.
12:47
It's by the office. And
12:49
the person told me, it was raised from
12:52
a person said, turns out we realized that
12:54
scale is the enemy of
12:56
comedy. So it proves exactly
12:58
what you're saying about curb. It's
13:00
like down and dirty, simple,
13:02
no frills. Funny,
13:05
great. Special
13:07
effects, beautiful lighting,
13:10
elaborate sets and hair and
13:13
makeup and production value. That's
13:15
so funny. That's so interesting.
13:18
Scale is the enemy
13:20
of comedy. And
13:23
if you think about it, all the comedies that
13:25
we love growing up, the production
13:27
value is
13:30
only as good as it needs to be
13:32
and not one iota more. Yeah.
13:35
You're right. I mean, look at the office, even
13:37
the office. They
13:40
kept it down and dirty or
13:42
seemingly. You know, they're
13:44
all well thought out. You
13:46
know, the only sitcom that
13:50
I can think of that had an
13:52
amazing production was the the. Yes.
13:56
It looked like the West one. They
13:58
made it look like the West one. Yeah. But still,
14:00
because they were so friggin' funny
14:02
and the writing was so good
14:05
and the performances were so, they
14:08
still, like the camera work and everything made
14:10
it seem like you were just happened
14:12
to be dropping in and watching to see what
14:14
was going on behind the scenes. But
14:17
yeah, you're right. Like, I guess if it's
14:19
too fancy, you're
14:21
distracted by it? Well, because
14:23
I think it makes you
14:27
feel like, ooh, they're
14:29
taking this very seriously.
14:31
See what I mean? There's a
14:33
lot of money on this. Ooh,
14:36
they're taking it. Ooh, they're taking it. Ooh. Yeah.
14:40
They really are going to send Steve Carell to space.
14:43
He really thinks he's going. You know, it's funny,
14:45
I didn't even watch that. I didn't
14:48
even watch that. Me neither. You know
14:50
why? That's
14:52
too much. That's too much. I don't need a
14:54
remake of 2001. Yeah,
14:56
I did too much. Yeah. Just
14:59
be funny. Here. Maybe we
15:01
have to circle back to it. I don't know. I
15:03
don't think we do. Well, we won't. We
15:05
won't. Just like Elmo. We won't.
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well, it's time for you to be honest with me.
18:31
I don't do politics on the show, so don't
18:33
worry. We're not doing any political stuff, but
18:35
we're doing politically adjacent. If
18:38
you're the first lady of the United States, you're
18:40
kind of in a, you would be in a damned if
18:44
you do damned if you don't, because if
18:46
you continue to be as beautiful and stylish
18:48
as you are and you look beautiful today,
18:50
they'll be like, Oh, she's just trying to
18:53
be Jackie. Oh, so you can't do that.
18:55
You clearly aren't going the Eleanor Roosevelt route
18:57
either. So I
18:59
feel like you have a real issue ahead of you.
19:02
Have you given any thought to that? As
19:05
far as passion goes? Yes. I
19:07
mean, listen, like I said, I
19:09
think about, I leave petty politics to
19:11
others. I'm interested in what real people want. What
19:14
is the first lady going to, what's the first
19:16
lady going to look like? Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
19:18
Well, this is a good question because if
19:21
I'm being honest with you, once
19:23
in a while, I think what really goes
19:25
on in that white house, you
19:28
know what I mean? Is anybody walking around in flippers
19:31
in a bathrobe because that is
19:33
what I'm usually wearing when I'm home.
19:37
And I don't know how I just,
19:39
I don't know how that that would go over.
19:42
You know what I mean? I
19:44
played a political person on television, so I understand
19:47
a little bit about the white house. But
19:49
if you're up in the residence and
19:51
you want to make a sandwich for yourself,
19:55
I think you can. You clearly
19:57
can, but there's probably like a valet
19:59
there. who's sitting right next to you.
20:01
That's like, I'll do it. And then you say,
20:03
no, no, I'll do it. Cause I know how
20:05
much mayonnaise. And they're like, just tell me how
20:07
much mayonnaise. And then by the time you're just
20:10
like, you know what? I'm not even hungry. Yeah. Forget
20:12
it. I'm just going to bed. I don't even want
20:14
anymore. What if, what if I became
20:16
the first lady and every time I walked out
20:18
of my room, I was in a different outfit
20:20
and it was designer head to toe. And I
20:22
was just like, hello, I'm here. I
20:26
mean, I feel like that's been done. Don't you feel like
20:28
we've had first ladies like that? Well,
20:31
it's hard to know because we, we've
20:33
only seen what they've shown us. Do you know what
20:35
I mean? Oh, you're talking about in
20:37
pride, like like in just in pride. When
20:41
I wake up in the morning, I, you know,
20:43
I'll sleep in my ratty pajamas. But when I
20:45
walk out into the main
20:48
living area, I'll put on
20:50
my Armani silk pajamas
20:54
and prance around. Well,
20:56
it's what I liked about watching the crown is seeing
20:59
the queen in like her night night,
21:01
we're sleepy cozy. Where? Yeah. I need
21:04
to watch it. I haven't seen it. Oh,
21:06
it's so good. Everybody loves
21:08
it. Everybody loves it. It's
21:11
what's what we're talking about. It's like what goes
21:13
on in the palace. It's
21:15
real human beings having sandwiches at night
21:17
and watching the telly, you know, it's
21:19
like, oh, it is. 100%
21:23
is what we want to see. We want to be reminded
21:26
that it's real people doing real things. What if
21:28
I just suddenly started
21:31
wearing a little box hat?
21:34
Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Then it,
21:36
that would really, I think, I think
21:38
a represented from the family. Yeah.
21:41
Might say that was Jackie's thing.
21:44
Yeah. And they might
21:46
say, if somebody somewhere might
21:48
say times, stop it.
21:50
You can't, you just, you need to
21:52
stop. Hines,
21:55
whatever you're doing, don't. I
21:58
have a feeling I would get a lot of that. whatever
22:00
you're doing, stop, just stop. Just
22:04
fix, nay. Just don't. Just
22:07
don't. Bobby
22:09
is so ripped. I know.
22:11
He's fucking, dude, I'm so inspired. Really,
22:13
I'm not, this is not a bit.
22:15
I'm like, fuck yes, fuck
22:17
yes. This is, it's super, I gotta
22:20
get with him and figure out what
22:22
the regimen is. I mean, I'm seeing a little
22:24
bit of it, because he's, I love that he
22:26
shares it, but I want the real. I
22:29
went like, okay. Talk me
22:31
through your day. Talk me through, like, when are
22:33
we eating? When are we eating? What are
22:35
we eating? How much water? No, he doesn't.
22:37
Like, what's the, what's going on? He
22:39
doesn't eat until noon. Yeah.
22:44
Did you say noon at the same time? Yeah. Is
22:46
that a ripped guy thing? He's
22:48
intermittent fasting. Yeah. Um,
22:51
and then he drinks a lot of water when he wakes
22:53
up, because he doesn't really like water, which
22:55
is weird to me. I don't either. Yeah.
22:58
You just get, just like, just plug it in and plug it and
23:00
go. We've got to do it. And then he
23:02
goes, then he goes on a hike with the dog.
23:05
Then he goes to the gym. So the
23:07
low, so the low heart rate. Yep.
23:11
Because that's, you don't want to be in the junk zone, which
23:14
is where I usually am. It's like,
23:16
the junk zone is like where you're, where you're pumping, like, God,
23:18
I'm getting, this is great. I mean,
23:20
you want super low
23:22
level extended period or
23:26
super crazy. I feel like I'm going to
23:29
give myself a heart attack level. Yeah.
23:32
But you don't want anything in everything in the middle is kind
23:34
of a waste. Oh, well,
23:36
the good news is I don't do any of them. So.
23:39
That's really good news. I
23:42
mean, listen, living with Bobby, makes
23:44
you feel lazy. I
23:46
mean, even going on vacation with him, it's
23:48
fun, it's not a vacation. You know what
23:50
I mean? He's like, he's like getting up
23:52
at six and
23:55
working out and going scuba
23:57
diving and climbing that mountain.
24:00
You know I'm
24:05
You're like him. I know you're like him, you
24:07
know, you know how I know you're like
24:09
him. Hmm because when I did brothers
24:12
and sisters 100,000
24:14
years ago. Yeah, I remember pulling up to the
24:16
set I don't know if we talked about this last
24:18
time I remember pulling up to the set just
24:20
the parking lot, you know, and I
24:22
looked over and there was a car that
24:25
had a wetsuit On
24:27
top of it and I was like what
24:29
what happened here and they said oh, that's Rob
24:32
He already, you know went surfing this morning and
24:34
then what? How
24:37
is that possible? I would have the first day
24:39
that I just got here
24:41
and I And they were
24:43
like yeah, and so that was just like
24:45
oh, okay. I see I see you I
24:48
I get it. That's me. That's I on
24:50
on West Wing and
24:52
Brothers and Sisters I went to
24:54
the gym every lunch break every single one never
24:57
missed one every bread lunch break Which is it
24:59
is, you know, you got to get makeup and
25:01
hair It's kind of a hassle, but it's it
25:03
was great then you are exactly like Bobby
25:06
Bobby will He'll
25:08
work all day, you know do stuff Why
25:12
back to LA and drive
25:14
straight to the gym? What
25:19
How is that he said no, it makes me feel better. Yes It's
25:23
it's and you know, I've never skied with him. I
25:26
mean and you know for
25:28
years he did the those amazing Ski
25:31
for the River keepers. Yeah the ski
25:34
things in my brother Chad's done a ton of them
25:36
Yeah, you know, I think we talked about this.
25:38
He famously got lost and Aspen and had to be rescued
25:40
at one of them Yeah
25:45
Oh No,
25:48
yeah, well he really went off-road
25:51
How did he really literally did he
25:53
he and I've since been to that
25:56
part on Aspen and I can see how it happens
25:58
But it's okay. It's really down the other
26:00
if you go to the other side of the
26:02
mountain. He went down the other side and he
26:04
followed tracks. He thought, oh, well, this is clearly
26:08
part of the terrain. It wasn't. It was someone
26:10
else who had gotten lost. And
26:13
so he finds himself at the bottom of it. He can't
26:15
climb up and there's a river. All
26:17
there is is a river. And
26:19
then the good news is a highway, but
26:22
it's on the other side of the river. So you
26:24
can't walk back up. And if you want to
26:26
get to the highway and get back to you, you got to go through the river. And
26:29
he did. It was him and, um, oh my
26:31
God, who's the actor? I cannot remember who, for
26:33
the life of me, who it was now. Um,
26:36
but it was someone else. It'll come to you.
26:38
It'll come to you. It'll come to me. And,
26:40
and I think, yeah. And there was like literally
26:42
APB. They hadn't shown up for the dinner and the
26:45
whatever it was all. It was, it was a thing. It was in the news.
26:48
Oh my, well, thank God. Another
26:50
thing to Google after we Google,
26:52
where are you attacking Elmo? I
26:54
will, I will see Chad before
26:56
I even think about Googling it.
26:59
Cause I see Chad a lot. I love
27:01
your neighbors. Are you in the neighborhood? Yeah. In
27:04
the neighborhood. It wasn't Fisher Stevens. My producers
27:06
are saying it wasn't it. No,
27:09
but Fisher would be a likely suspect.
27:12
It was, it was, yes. Bingo. Who? Maybe
27:14
it was fish. Cause it was Rob Morrow.
27:17
It was Rob Morrow. And
27:20
maybe Fisher was involved in it. I know
27:22
Rob Morrow for Rob. It was definitely Rob
27:24
Morrow. Yeah. That sounds, you know what, when
27:26
you say that, that sounds right. That's
27:28
Chad and Rob. We're like,
27:30
let's go down this. This is a, that sounds
27:32
right. That's right. I'm
27:35
taking my, my dad is 84 and
27:37
he taught me to ski. Um,
27:40
an expert expert, expert
27:42
skier, he's 84 and you know,
27:45
health if he, and he's like,
27:49
I'm I dream. I just want to go ski
27:51
with my boys again. And so for years, my
27:53
brother and I had chided and been like, we
27:55
can't do the heat, I don't even know
27:57
if he can get up, get up off the list.
28:00
Yeah, but he's on and on and we
28:02
this year we decided we're doing it and
28:05
In two and a half weeks. We
28:07
are taking my dad to Alta
28:09
and snowbird where which is
28:11
a no fool in place to ski No
28:15
fooling. Why are you going to someplace
28:17
really hard? Because that's where
28:19
we learned to ski with him and that's
28:22
what that's where we always went We never
28:24
went anywhere else and I think
28:26
the notion of you know, dad We just thought
28:28
maybe we take you to um, oh gee, I don't know big
28:30
bear Maybe like really?
28:32
Yeah big really you dick. Yeah,
28:35
don't yeah, you know, I mean so
28:37
we're doing it I have no idea how
28:39
it's gonna go. I cannot wait
28:41
to hear about this You know what?
28:43
You're inspiring me because my mom is
28:46
well, she doesn't want me to tell people how old she is.
28:48
I love it Yes, but let's just say
28:51
she's not nurse 70 Her
28:55
dream is to Go
28:58
back to Vegas with me and my sister because
29:00
we used to take her to Vegas last time
29:02
we took her to Vegas Was
29:04
for one of her birth. I think was maybe her 75th birthday
29:08
And we took her to the center from down under
29:11
no, that's amazing And
29:14
the guys were so sweet because we're watching
29:16
the show Anybody that's
29:18
unfamiliar guys take off their
29:21
they dance They're
29:23
just chippin. It's the modern version of
29:25
fingelles. Yeah, and the guys were so
29:27
cute because they saw my mom having
29:30
the best time and they would like come
29:33
up and dance and Then and
29:36
then they would hug her like they're just
29:38
hugging a sweet friend. It was the cutest
29:41
To me that's sending mixed signals. It
29:44
you know what to me that sent
29:46
signals like oh, yeah, that's what I thought
29:49
Mm-hmm. Yeah, very many you're drinking your water.
29:52
I see you're being very good. I love
29:54
water you So
29:58
bad I don't
30:00
like it. Um, yeah, no, will you
30:02
so you got to tell Bobby that we need to
30:04
ski Oh, he would love to see with you.
30:06
He would love to see with you. I
30:08
don't can't believe I haven't And
30:11
you really got to start that we need
30:13
to think about you as as as first
30:15
lady though. I'm really into this It's like
30:17
your code name. I think you do you
30:20
get to pick your secret service name. I don't think
30:22
you do What would yours be? well,
30:24
it's It's interesting
30:26
because You know, you may
30:28
have it already. Well, there is a
30:30
you know, there is But
30:38
yeah, I think you can tell
30:40
if they're friendly You
30:42
could probably tell them what you want to be
30:44
called and I told them I would
30:46
like to be called the Queen But
30:48
yeah, it hasn't stuck Yeah,
30:51
the Queen would be good. Hmm. You could
30:53
be cobalt for the color of your eyes.
30:55
That's what I say Mmm,
30:58
cobalt is on the move cobalt
31:00
is Headed to
31:02
the East room. Yeah, I like that.
31:05
It's really good one. I'm not kidding No, I think I'm
31:07
gonna suggest that one when it's sick Oh,
31:10
yeah When I get in when I get
31:12
it when I get to sit when you invite me to
31:14
the the State of the Union Mm-hmm.
31:17
Yeah, I like that's where I
31:19
love that. That's the thing you want to go
31:21
to I Love
31:25
all the events that are happening and
31:27
watching The you Union
31:32
I do not think of anything
31:34
worse Everybody just
31:36
I just it's the funniest thing to me where
31:39
somebody you know They'll say something and
31:41
some people stand up and the person
31:44
next to him stay seated
31:46
with their arms crossed to make a statement I
31:49
know Long night. It's
31:52
a long night my
31:54
favorite is is the as you know
31:56
that the Supreme Court Justice
31:59
and everybody in every branch of
32:01
the military is supposed to be politically
32:03
agnostic. So they, they
32:05
literally sit on their hands. And
32:09
I, for years I looked at it and go, well,
32:11
they're really hard to please. Oh,
32:13
I didn't know that. Yes. They
32:15
are not, they are not supposed to applaud
32:18
anything. One way or the other. Nope.
32:20
They're particularly the Supreme Court justices who
32:22
are always there. And,
32:25
but if you don't know it, you're like Jesus Christ.
32:27
I mean, I get that half a month applaud for
32:29
this and half a quad for that, but they don't
32:31
like anything. Those people. That I'm going
32:33
to, well, I was going to
32:36
watch. It's super fun to
32:38
watch them. Fun to watch. Do you watch,
32:41
do you watch all of this? I do.
32:43
I'm a nerd. What do you want from my life? I'm
32:45
a, I'm a, I, that's why I was born to be
32:47
on the West Wing. Cause I'm, I literally am that guy.
32:49
Yeah. You are, you are that guy. By
32:51
the way, I, I really started
32:53
watching West Wing again and you
32:56
guys are so great. And
32:58
it is funny because, you
33:00
know, I get how people get caught
33:02
up in TV shows. You
33:04
know, cause people always say, Oh, it's different when
33:06
you're on a TV show, because, you
33:09
know, people that are watching kind of feel like they
33:11
know you. Cause you're, you're
33:14
sitting there and you're in this world and that's,
33:16
I feel the same way I'm watching West Wing. And
33:19
I'm like, now they're
33:21
going to go get lunch and,
33:23
you know, and then I think, Oh
33:25
yeah, I'm actually a not on the
33:27
show. B they're not real
33:29
people. And, um,
33:32
see, you know, it's, it's
33:34
a script, but done really
33:36
well. Done really well. What's
33:38
nice about it. And I think curb
33:41
will be the same or is the same as
33:43
it, it's an evergreen. It's never
33:45
ever, ever, ever not going to go
33:47
out of style in a way. But
33:49
even with that, it has seasons like
33:51
it has, you know, for
33:54
whatever reason, right now, probably because we're in the middle
33:56
of a presidential campaign. That's probably what it is. It's
34:00
a big time surge. Like I'm hearing people talk about
34:02
it, all people, I got a text
34:04
from Charles Barkley, who I love, and he's like, I'd
34:07
never seen the West Wing, I'm watching it now. I'm like, great
34:09
shock, it only took you 20 years. I
34:11
love it, thank you. They're like, people
34:13
are finding it again, and I think
34:15
they want comfort, because we live in
34:17
such a crazy world. They want, although
34:19
watching the West Wing now feels
34:22
like, it's like, oh,
34:24
bless their cotton socks. I know, oh,
34:26
they're worried about that thing. Aw,
34:31
bless. That would be sweet, that would
34:33
be sweet. Isn't that sweet of them?
34:35
It feels like that now, doesn't it?
34:37
Yeah, yeah. Like science fiction. Yeah,
34:39
yeah. Although it does, but you're right
34:41
though, it does hold up. It
34:44
really holds up because, it's like you were saying about
34:46
the crown. When you're watching it, even
34:48
when you're watching it, and you're like,
34:50
oh, is that what his bedroom would
34:52
really look like? Right? Yeah, and then
34:54
I really start thinking, oh, is
34:56
that what his bedroom looks like? How
34:59
do we know? But it's probably-
35:01
In the crown, I'm like, wow, did
35:04
the queen really have that shitty of a
35:06
television? I bet she did. I
35:09
bet, yes she did. I mean, I can
35:11
imagine Buckingham Palace as the kind of place
35:13
where they were running out every
35:15
time a new plasma came out. No,
35:17
I think it's- She was watching that same TV. Yeah,
35:21
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35:24
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38:11
are we thinking about Oscars? That's happening. You
38:13
got any thoughts? Can
38:15
I tell you what movie I love? And
38:17
you tell me... I'm curious
38:20
because... Okay. Did you
38:22
see Saltburn? I... Here's
38:24
what happens with me now. Okay. Uh-oh. You watch
38:27
10 minutes and then you fall asleep if
38:29
you don't like it. Go ahead. No.
38:31
I see clips.
38:35
They come to me, whether it's on TikTok,
38:37
which I am ashamed to
38:39
say I spend
38:41
way too much time on. And
38:44
because, you know, the algorithm knows you better than
38:46
you know yourself. Yeah. Terrifying. And
38:48
it will... Yeah. It will give you what
38:50
you want. The
38:52
minute that algorithm started sending me
38:55
footage of Bigfoot, I
38:57
was like, okay, yeah, this algorithm really knows me. Yeah.
39:00
Like, yeah, you get me. It
39:02
knows me. So I
39:04
get all of these clips and I've
39:06
seen a lot of clips and I go, that
39:08
movie is great, but it's
39:11
not the
39:14
talented Mr. Ripley great. Mm-hmm. Do
39:18
you know what I mean? I remember when
39:20
I was new in the business and my
39:22
elders and I would talk about movies and
39:25
they would go, yeah, no, no, that's
39:27
really good. No, it's not as good
39:29
as Howard Hawks's The Whatever. Right. And
39:32
they had all of the OG stuff.
39:36
Right. I'm that
39:38
guy now. Now you're that guy. Yeah. So
39:40
I'm like, yeah, I liked it. I liked Saltburn better
39:42
when it was called the talented Mr. Ripley. I...
39:47
It's great. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. If
39:49
you have no experience with the talented Mr. Ripley, it probably
39:51
blows your doors off. I have no experience
39:53
with the talented Mr. Ripley. I haven't seen the
39:55
talented Mr. Ripley. Oh, Ms. Hines. I
39:58
need to see that tonight. movie
40:00
is spectacular. It's one of
40:02
her Paltrow at her height,
40:04
Jude Law, Philip Seymour Hoffman,
40:07
Matt Damon. And Matt Damon is one of my favorite actors
40:10
ever, maybe his best performance.
40:13
And the writing is
40:16
spectacular. If listeners, I
40:18
give you the talented Mr. Ripley. Unbelievably
40:21
great. Okay.
40:23
That I actually will,
40:25
that is something I will watch.
40:29
And then I'll watch
40:31
that. I will watch that. No,
40:33
I really like Saltburn. I don't even think
40:36
it's nominated. Yeah. How
40:38
about the, isn't it funny how
40:40
every, I was just talking to someone about
40:43
this new thing
40:45
that is happening, that songs that
40:47
are, that weren't, yeah, it's
40:50
25 years later are now massive. It's like the
40:52
song from Saltburn. That song
40:54
that he dances to came, is
40:56
from Really?
41:00
And it's inescapable now. Yeah.
41:03
Murder on the dance, Murder on the Dance for. That song's 2001. Really?
41:09
Yes. And then six months early, we just
41:11
remember, going up that hill, if I could
41:13
only make a deal
41:15
with gold. That song, that's another
41:17
oldie. Right? And then there's the
41:20
girl, the Wednesday day dancing to
41:22
that song. That's another old. It's like,
41:25
today, if you write a song, it
41:28
could be a hit in 50 years. You just know. You
41:31
don't know. You get at it. Which
41:33
I like. I like that idea. I
41:35
wouldn't mind being hit when you need it to be a hit,
41:38
but sure. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
41:40
It's kind of sad if you're the person
41:42
that did the song and you release it
41:44
and people are like, yeah. You're 80 years old
41:46
and your kids are taking you skiing and now your
41:48
song's a hit. They're pushing you
41:51
off this ski lift and you're like, wait a second. Wait a second.
41:54
Wait a second. Yeah. But it's like, great news.
41:56
Your song's a hit. Wait,
42:00
what movie do you like for those posters?
42:04
And again, it feels like homework. It feels like
42:06
I have to say. It's like, of course, you
42:08
know what I mean? It's like Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer. Yeah, I
42:11
mean. I mean, it was
42:13
great. But listen, here's the thing. And I
42:15
love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love,
42:17
love. I love him
42:19
as a person and I love Bradley Cooper and
42:21
I love what he
42:23
did with Maestro. I love it. I love it.
42:26
It's super divisive. There are people who I
42:28
trust implicitly. You think it's from the, who's
42:30
seen it five and six times. And
42:33
then also people I trust who go, yeah, I couldn't get through it.
42:36
Like what? Well, what? Okay,
42:39
I've gotta watch that one. I'm
42:41
really behind on the movies.
42:43
I watched the Anatomy of
42:45
a Fall. Did
42:47
you watch that? No. Listen,
42:51
in fairness, I just wrapped
42:55
unstable show I do with my son for
42:57
Netflix. Well, just no, great. And I'm
42:59
sure everybody asks you, but I am
43:01
curious because I'm working with my daughter
43:03
now, but not in an acting realm.
43:05
But how do you, is it fun
43:07
working with your son? You guys
43:10
are real cute together. Oh, thanks. It's great.
43:12
We love it. I love it and the thing I love most about it
43:14
is that I don't know if it's because he's
43:17
my son or because I
43:21
clearly exposed him to the things that
43:24
I liked from the time he was
43:26
little, but we have the exact same,
43:28
exact same aesthetic. So
43:31
if there's a joke that
43:33
doesn't play, he's already
43:35
all over it. If there's a
43:37
piece of casting that I'm like, he's
43:39
already all over it. Like there isn't anything
43:41
that makes it to me anymore. That's
43:44
a problem because he's already seen it and
43:46
fixed it. That is so
43:48
cool. That's so cool. You know what I
43:51
mean? Yeah, how old is he? He's 20, 28. Wow,
43:56
he's 28. Okay. So yeah, my daughter
43:58
Kat is 19. And
44:00
we started a company called Heinz &
44:02
Young. It's like a
44:05
self-care company and we have beautiful
44:07
body creams and linen creams and
44:09
candles. But we are
44:11
the same way too. It's like
44:13
sometimes I feel like we are
44:15
sharing a brain because we might, you
44:17
know, we'll be deciding what our next scent
44:20
will be, what our fragrance will be, and
44:22
we'll both smell something and we'll
44:24
say the same word at the same time like, Jasmine,
44:26
love it, or whatever. And
44:30
it's just, even when we're out, we were
44:32
out and, you know, we were out somewhere
44:34
and Bobby wears the worst shoes, like, Heather.
44:39
Not that there's anything wrong with him. You wear
44:41
those hokas or whatever they're called? No, he doesn't
44:43
wear those. He wears like the open, like, Heather,
44:46
or like, water shoes, but
44:48
I guess he's... Oh, I know
44:50
exactly what they're... Well, listen, he might, because he
44:52
might have to run into the ocean at any
44:54
time or climb a mountain at any time. That's
44:56
how he dresses. I get it. He
44:59
usually has like a bathing suit under
45:01
his pants because there's water, like you
45:03
say, if there's water, he's going in
45:05
it, which is... Yes. He's
45:08
like a Labrador. He's like a Labrador. But
45:10
Kat and I, we were somewhere and something
45:12
was happening and Bobby was talking to somebody
45:14
and we both looked at his shoes at
45:16
the same time and looked at each other
45:18
and we're just like, ugh.
45:20
But it's just exactly what you're talking
45:23
about, like the same moment, the same
45:26
reaction to it, the same, just
45:28
like, ugh. And
45:31
how great is it to have, to like
45:33
divide and conquer? Like, you know, you can
45:36
be in a meeting that
45:38
you don't have to be in because your
45:41
avatar is in there. Yeah.
45:43
Yeah. I know what you're talking about
45:46
sounds amazing. That's so
45:48
great on a set. Well, think about it. He's...
45:51
Because he co-created the show with me and so he's
45:53
in the writer's room. So by
45:56
the time the scripts get to me, he
45:58
knows what pushes my buttons. He'll
46:00
say, he'll go, my dad will hate
46:02
this. Or he'll say, my
46:05
dad will. And that's not true, he never says dad. He
46:07
says, Rob will hate this. Wait, does he
46:09
always call you Rob or just in the writer's room?
46:11
Well, it's a new thing. Do none of your
46:13
kids, do they call you Mom? No,
46:15
all my step-kids call me Cheryl, but Kat.
46:17
So Kat's the only one that I gave
46:19
birth to. Yes. But she calls
46:22
me Mom. She's never called me Cheryl, but that would
46:24
be... Oh, I'm surprised she hasn't caught on
46:26
to that trend. Oh my gosh. Because that's
46:28
a little bit of a thing. Boy,
46:32
part of it comes from that thing where
46:34
they go, dad, dad,
46:36
dad, Rob. And then
46:38
you turn. Right, right.
46:41
So I think that's where it started. Right.
46:44
But probably in your case, too,
46:47
might make one
46:49
feel like they're young
46:51
and kid-like. Yeah,
46:55
for sure. And they don't want to play
46:57
the... Although everybody... He doesn't want to play
46:59
my dad card. Yeah, yeah. That's so funny.
47:01
That's a tough one. Was it tough to
47:03
hear? I
47:07
saw other kids doing it to their parents. It's
47:11
legitimately happening. It's out
47:13
there. Yeah, in their little clique of
47:15
friends. So yeah. Okay. I
47:20
got to prepare myself for that if I
47:22
can. She's 19, so she's
47:24
a different generation. Maybe that thing has
47:26
passed and you
47:28
skated on it. I doubt it. It's probably just
47:30
about the hit. What
47:33
is your next few months like? My
47:36
next few months, like you said,
47:38
for your enthusiasm, this is our
47:40
final season. And
47:42
it's... Unbelievable. Was it
47:44
sad when it wrapped? Can I just say this? Here's
47:47
what I make up about it. It's
47:49
always been, are we going to do more
47:51
of this? Maybe we'll do more of this. I don't know if we'll
47:53
do this. Maybe not do more of this. So it wasn't like it
47:56
was this... It wasn't like you were on
47:58
Law & Order SVU. Right. Where
48:00
all of a sudden it's over and you
48:02
can't fucking believe it. It's like It's
48:06
I think it was maybe always a surprise that you
48:08
got to do more of it That's exactly how it
48:10
had been it has been In
48:12
like, you know like breaking up with
48:14
somebody and it doesn't really stick and
48:16
it's like, okay, we're about we're back.
48:19
We're back So we were gonna
48:21
break up but we didn't so everything,
48:23
you know every even since season
48:25
one, you know Larry said listen,
48:27
this is probably it. So I
48:30
remember wrapping season one and feeling
48:32
sad like oh man That was
48:34
so fun. I wish this wasn't
48:36
over. I think there was another
48:38
season when Leon
48:42
came the blacks came and
48:45
I don't remember what the final episode
48:47
was but I remember driving home Really
48:49
sad. I think I cried because I'm
48:51
like wow it is over This
48:54
is so tense And
48:56
then we did the Seinfeld reunion, you know,
48:59
and after that I was like, wow, this
49:01
is so sad. It's over So
49:04
you're right now it's you know
49:08
25 years later and it it it is Sad
49:13
I've cried a lot of tears through the years.
49:15
Yes And
49:18
the day we were shooting I mean
49:20
you'll appreciate this more than anybody, you know
49:22
our last day and last
49:25
day anyway that we were all shooting together
49:27
and we get there and everybody's kind of
49:29
Sad and oh my gosh, I
49:31
can't believe this is so, you know,
49:33
and everybody's hugging each other and and
49:37
Then the day goes on right and now
49:39
it's somebody needs
49:41
a snack and their chair is
49:43
uncomfortable and how much longer and
49:46
Are we gonna is this gonna can I
49:48
can you wrap me out because I've been
49:50
here for a long time Right, you got
49:53
all my coverage. I already said all my lines.
49:55
Do I'd still be here? Like
49:59
oh my god Yeah, let's wrap it.
50:03
These guys, we can't go on
50:05
any longer with these guys. But
50:08
of course it was sad. But
50:11
it does feel like every season,
50:16
I was shocked that we had
50:18
12 seasons. So I feel great. You've
50:21
been on the air so long with this
50:23
show. I can remember watching it when TVs
50:26
were this thick. Like
50:31
literally a TV was so thick that
50:34
it had to be in those cabinets that
50:36
you would pull out and pull out the wall.
50:40
Now they're just on the wall. Like
50:43
a picture. It's
50:45
crazy. Yeah, and if one of
50:47
those TVs broke, forget about
50:49
it. What weighed a thousand pounds?
50:51
They weighed a thousand pounds. You're not getting
50:54
anybody out there to pick it. Nobody
50:56
cares. You
50:58
don't have enough friends that can move that
51:00
thing out of your apartment. That's
51:02
how long it's been. And Larry
51:05
being... Larry,
51:07
was he like, goodbye. It's
51:09
been great. Or was he like... I
51:12
did this interview with a Hollywood
51:15
Reporter. And I was
51:17
telling him, yeah, it was really sad.
51:21
The last day was really sad. And it was
51:23
hard. And then when I read
51:25
the article, he had also talked to Larry.
51:29
And Larry was like, actually, I didn't have any
51:31
emotions at all. And
51:33
I had told the writer, I said, you
51:36
know, because he said, how was Larry? And I said, he
51:38
was kind of quiet. And I think
51:40
that's Larry's way. He gets quiet.
51:43
Larry says, yeah, I didn't have any emotions. Yeah,
51:46
I didn't. I didn't have... I didn't have much
51:48
to say about it. He's
51:50
like, yeah, I'll see all these people again. I'm lucky
51:52
to... What am I gonna do? I still
51:54
go to Tascana. So
52:00
it was really baby laughing like, yeah,
52:02
that's about right. It's
52:05
amazing. Oh, I'm psyched. It's one of
52:07
my all time favorites. It's
52:09
on the, it's on
52:12
the, it's on the, it's
52:14
lined up and this, and I will not watch 10
52:16
minutes of it. Yeah, I kind of get it. I'm,
52:18
you know, I'm like, I like to better when it
52:20
was the honeymooners or whatever. What
52:25
it was called by honeymooners. That's
52:28
how I take my relationship comedies
52:30
black and white and old. What
52:32
if I take Larry and I say, Oh,
52:35
I was actually just talking to Rob Lowe. Is
52:37
eight is a perp based on the honeymooners?
52:39
Cause that's what he thinks. That's
52:42
amazing. Oh
52:45
my God. Please do. If
52:50
I could get under Larry David's skin,
52:52
it would really make
52:54
me happy. That's the way
52:56
to do it. That is the way to do
52:58
it. It's the only way. It's the
53:01
only way is to accuse him
53:03
of somehow, uh, borrowing
53:06
an idea from uncredited.
53:09
Yeah. That one, that would
53:11
make him know he, that
53:14
would make him lose it. Oh my God.
53:16
Wouldn't that be, we're starting that now. We're starting
53:19
that here on this starting. Don't tell anybody that
53:21
this was a bit that we concocted. We're
53:24
just going to make sure he finds out about it. Um,
53:26
well, good luck with, uh, cobalt. Thank
53:29
you. Cobalt, cobalt
53:31
is traveling. Cobalt is going to
53:33
a Marine one cobalt is, uh,
53:36
Oh, and I expect to be invited to camp David.
53:38
Oh yeah. Okay. Here's a
53:40
shithole. That's what I was
53:42
about to ask you. Shithole. I can't
53:45
imagine it being anything other
53:47
than just some weird
53:50
cabins or just like Oh yeah.
53:52
Lot proper log cabins. Yes.
53:55
And you know, you know, that smell
53:57
like the, like the clean. Yeah,
54:00
something's been moldy
54:02
for a while and everybody overlooked it. But I still
54:05
want to go badly. I only want to go to
54:07
the bad things. Camp David and the
54:09
State of the Union. Done
54:12
and done. Done
54:15
and done.
54:18
And I'll do a reading at
54:20
the inaugural. What's my reading? We
54:23
need to think of what my reading is. Because you always
54:25
have to have somebody give a dramatic reading. There's
54:29
always some poet that comes up and
54:31
does something. Yes, yes. I
54:33
guess Larry's probably doing it. Could you even
54:36
imagine? Can you imagine? We
54:39
might have found the issue. We
54:41
might have found the issue, the
54:44
swing state issue. Who
54:46
doesn't want to see Larry David at
54:49
the inaugural? Do the
54:51
poem at the inauguration. Yeah.
54:55
I think this is it. We just
54:57
came up with a 10-point bump for
54:59
Bobby. The platform. He's welcome. He's
55:01
welcome. I can't wait to tell both of them.
55:06
That's why I play campaign strategist
55:08
on Teddy Vigen. Amazing. Thank
55:13
you, darling. This is great. I hope I see you sooner or
55:15
later. Let's go ski or do something. Okay, let's do
55:17
it. It's
55:26
a fun game. Thinking of your own Secret
55:28
Service codename. I turn it over to
55:30
you. Because you never know.
55:33
Anybody can be present at this point. Might as well
55:35
be you. And you better have
55:37
a Secret Service codename. Ready to go.
55:43
Hello. You've reached literally in
55:45
our lowdown line where you
55:48
can get the lowdown on all things
55:50
about me, Rob Lowe. 323-570-4551. So have at it. Here's the
55:52
beep. Well,
56:02
hello Rob Lowe. This is
56:05
Betsy calling from the wild
56:07
windy cold Cheyenne, Wyoming. And
56:10
I have been your biggest man since the 80s.
56:13
I think I've seen everything you've ever
56:16
done and I'm constantly amazed
56:18
and blown away by how you continue
56:21
to stay relevant and reinvent
56:24
yourself. Blown away
56:26
by the floor right now. I love it so
56:28
much and I'm not a game show watcher,
56:31
but love your interaction with the
56:33
contestants, love the ideas, easy to
56:36
follow. It's fun.
56:38
You don't have to be a genius to watch it. I
56:40
love the categories. On one of
56:43
your podcasts, you mentioned you had a dream,
56:45
I believe you said, where this came about.
56:47
I would love to hear more about
56:50
the dream and how it developed into
56:52
this game show. And I've
56:54
heard you say other things like
56:56
to Robert Downey Jr. about dreaming
56:58
about his compound, as
57:00
you called it. So just curious, want
57:02
to know a little bit about the
57:05
dreams. My husband and I both experienced
57:07
the dreams. So wanted to know more.
57:10
Thank you so much. Bye bye. Oh,
57:12
thanks for checking in, Betsy. So
57:17
it wasn't the floor idea
57:19
that came to me in the dream, although
57:22
I'm so happy with everybody
57:25
loving the floor so much. It was an
57:27
idea for a new game
57:29
show that Fox has
57:31
also bought. And
57:34
we are developing and hopefully we'll come to the
57:36
air sometime soon
57:38
called Word Bridge. And,
57:40
you know, they say Alexander the
57:42
Great got all of his battle plans
57:45
in that area of
57:47
sleep. Right. You're just
57:49
about to you're kind of you're trying to go
57:51
to sleep, but you're not really asleep, but you
57:53
think you are asleep, but you think you're not
57:56
asleep. You know, that little moment. And
57:58
that's what I had this. this idea just
58:00
come to me. I wasn't thinking about game
58:03
shows. I wasn't thinking about my producing career,
58:06
any of that stuff. It
58:09
just came to me fully
58:11
formed. And the problem
58:13
with that is you got to wake up and write them down and I
58:15
never want to wake up. That's what's
58:17
great about our smartphones
58:19
is I just called out to the
58:21
smartphone and did a voice
58:24
memo. And then when I woke up in the
58:26
morning, it actually made sense. Lo and behold.
58:28
So it's called vivid dreaming. And
58:31
you kind of got to work at it. You got
58:33
to meditate. Prayer
58:35
also helps, unless you're lucky enough to
58:37
just have it happen to you. But do
58:39
your research on vivid dreaming. It's very, very cool. And
58:42
you're lucky if you can do it. Anyway, thanks for
58:44
the question. See you next week. You've
58:47
been listening to Literally with Rob
58:49
Lowe produced by me Sean Doherty
58:51
with help from associate producer Sarah
58:53
Baguar and research by Alyssa growl
58:56
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58:58
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59:00
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59:02
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59:05
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59:07
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59:09
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59:11
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59:13
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