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Released Thursday, 28th March 2024
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Thursday, 28th March 2024
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2:01

Gracing or show today. And.

2:04

It. Is a. To. Say

2:07

the word, meandering doesn't quite

2:09

do justice. To. This talk.

2:12

But. I'm in a sense meandering in the

2:14

best possible way. take the term. Take

2:24

our you. Feel unwell.

2:27

Welcome Welcome to the. Circus.

2:31

Thanks for having me. I'd say

2:33

I love a circus said I am. An

2:36

outspoken begun So. That's

2:38

right, you and my good

2:40

friend Ellen. He up and

2:42

and you guys go way way back. Now I

2:44

feel like Alan ah the the

2:46

she dropped. Out of the league and world though. She

2:49

did. She slid out. yeah shit sled

2:51

ride out she split she slid out

2:53

see. There. Were met. There

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are many a dinner where where

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there was a vacillation for process.

3:00

Yes. I'm.

3:04

You. Director her great special the last one

3:06

was at the last when she's on at

3:08

the yeah right out. And called relate

3:10

a Ball and does. She is

3:12

currently working on a new material

3:14

and ah. You know,

3:17

I'm just out promoting her new

3:19

stand up. Your it's great

3:21

By the way that it is, it's really

3:23

good. Oh that's awesome! I have

3:25

some shows the third feminist that

3:27

largo in Los Angeles. so really.

3:30

Am now now. Whoa!

3:32

where's my in? by was might somebody that

3:34

I don't know if it's promoted yeah I

3:36

mean how much pick of how much pickle

3:39

ball? twenty? The play with Alan to get

3:41

an invitation. To the show

3:43

or or but now it Now you're my

3:45

friend. So to hell with her vs. What?

3:48

What? What? I'll just come to see you. All. Can

3:50

see you play think of all how often do

3:52

you play. What they would be equally as

3:54

funny. I

3:57

can promise you that. Viable.

4:00

The thing about whether pickles really even

4:02

a sport for me And. See.

4:04

I don't know. I'm an old grumps see. Like.

4:08

I remember when I I'm old

4:10

enough to remember when snowboarding first

4:12

started. When. What? Has

4:15

I feel like you and I

4:17

probably aren't two different an age?

4:19

The I'm I'm I'm sixty this

4:21

week. so are you is. Yeah,

4:24

You look good sir and we

4:26

are different an age same only

4:28

fifty two. Yeah. I got

4:31

a couple years on. Yeah, yeah, and.

4:34

The yes sobering I'm gonna

4:36

say. I. Guess it probably

4:38

first noticed it like. Early eighties.

4:41

Eighty One Eighty Two. Letter.

4:43

And I was like this is lay

4:45

this isn't skiing for these punks. this

4:47

isn't real real people ski as a

4:50

last and who and and l like

4:52

the attitudes and I saw same kind

4:54

of the Us. It's

4:58

like put us. Without. Us. What?

5:00

Else. Do you play tennis? I

5:03

do. El cap there and. I

5:05

do a problem. I put my money where my mouth

5:07

is sometimes. I

5:10

like pickle ball and centers, but I've

5:12

played more tennis and I played pickle

5:14

ball. But I did. Play.

5:17

In the Celebrity Turn a Man on.

5:19

Paramount. Flaws. And.

5:22

Me and, well, feral were

5:25

partners. Ends as soon and and

5:27

see what half Stephen Colbert produced.

5:29

It has to the and is

5:31

and I'm here. Who. Who

5:33

was your most fearsome. Challengers,

5:38

For. Me everyone has. Every

5:41

single person. About

5:44

fierce. And.

5:49

Yeah but I would say. I

5:52

truly everybody I I'm I

5:54

haven't played. Enough said. really

5:56

old man. that. Is

5:58

still worth Sandler. The

6:01

Paramount Special. Oh I'm I'm I will

6:03

definitely be doing that. I look. Everybody

6:05

plays it. I'd I have

6:07

to do a fun when I play at. I have to admit.

6:10

I. Just gotta get get of Imo. Are

6:12

you know everybody celebrates early adopters and things

6:14

I'm a late adapter? Like announced, it's something

6:17

else to. Like.

6:20

Be around forever and ever and ever and

6:22

then ago. Yeah, gifts or and stripes. On

6:25

ten of the same way. Late. Yeah

6:28

I I got really. Well.

6:32

as some some Sony then

6:34

participate. As somebody talks too much

6:36

about something, I'm like a cast. I

6:39

can get a sanctuary. Psyche.

6:41

Or not. And that yeah, I've never

6:43

walked and something. Very. and I don't I

6:46

don't wanna get any bunny suit here but.

6:48

No Pinkberry for me tomorrow and

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everyone. Sign Up! Pinkberry will have full

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disclosure. I was one of the original investors

6:55

and think there. Is. This

6:57

true? This is absolutely true. You're you're

6:59

hitting you ordered now. Listen. Here's

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the thing though. Here's. My Pinkberry thing.

7:04

I. Like to think Barry would was

7:06

Pinkberry and then is regina asses kicked.

7:08

By. These mom and pops that would literally

7:11

let you put. Powdered. Sugar

7:13

Captain Crunch. Like

7:16

anything you wanted on public. they were high.

7:18

Like like what high people would come in

7:20

and want to. Yeah, yeah yeah. and then

7:22

think barry sort of fall and now it's

7:24

not really like either. One was old school.

7:26

Simple. Again, simple old school. You. Know

7:29

what is temporary now. It's

7:31

like every other like fro yo.

7:34

A good group and glop you want to throw

7:36

on it. They guy lives and that's

7:38

something. Bury your light on my others as

7:40

the greatest thing in the world. I

7:43

liked I really like I like the of

7:45

I love the original Pinkberry. Flavor.

7:48

And. Fine and but like was super.

7:50

Some like was like but they did.

7:52

They did have a fruity Pebbles originally

7:54

right? That was

7:56

oh no. I've never done her

7:58

fruity pebbles I receive. You are

8:00

if that's the hill you die

8:02

on, Pink probably hills. That

8:04

up a hill. What? It's a donut shop

8:06

everyone. Talks about as I. Get

8:09

a life, you are you ready? Would I choose? What I'd

8:12

never set foot in the mine in in the owners of

8:14

friend. And I know amusement.

8:17

The. Cheesecake Factory. Seen

8:20

on I stepped foot in there. Because.

8:23

They have begun options and when

8:25

I'm flooring and leg. You

8:27

know where you got. Well, when I'm

8:29

in certain areas, you. Feel me at

8:31

such a poet lay a cheesecake

8:33

factory. You know one of these

8:36

are these places I. Don't

8:39

want to eat in factory? For

8:42

me, it's like nothing says.

8:45

Mass. Produced. And

8:47

made. Without. Individually, the

8:49

other Nord factory. He

8:51

adds made without solve. The contest

8:53

on a conveyor belt and probably loud.

8:56

Like I don't want to go in there and have

8:58

them seat mean next to all the machinery. Yeah,

9:01

that Israel and had dinner when

9:03

you're sitting there and seed cake

9:05

serve. Coming down the like I

9:07

Love Lucy. Com and. And

9:10

the other ones you remember the

9:12

old Spaghetti factory. Yes, I

9:14

do remember it. It's been

9:16

awhile. Since it's even

9:18

worse, None of these factories. it's they.

9:21

They come out and say it's an

9:23

old factory. Yes, yeah. Yeah.

9:26

Yeah, I'm gonna rob Lowe in there.

9:28

No Update: The Factory. New

9:31

Spaghetti Factory you might have a shot.

9:33

Brand. Spanking New. Spaghetti.

9:35

Factoring: Yeah. I.

9:38

Am not. Don't don't get it. I

9:40

also have things that I'm. Late

9:42

hour podcast going as that's what

9:44

I'm on here for. This is

9:46

what we do. How can. This

9:48

is it. It's like it's I'm

9:51

I'm a sober guy who talks with

9:53

them hi. Sin

9:55

the make sense. Yes, How

9:58

long have you been sober? Thirty

10:00

three years. Wow. That's

10:03

awesome. At least this is what I think. I.

10:06

Sounded like when I was like Spaghetti

10:08

factory. You. Talk about

10:10

food. Here doesn't deserve to suffer

10:13

leap is it? Know. I

10:15

mean, I'm not. I'm

10:17

not the biggest party or that you

10:19

can sign my first girlfriend yes the

10:21

army or she has to say that

10:23

I was at a party and ball.

10:26

In his head and taking you out and it's not

10:28

like is like caring and and will on my back.

10:31

Ah Eisen. I'm

10:34

I'm just a real square. You

10:37

know, how did you big becomes

10:39

a square if your. Your.

10:41

Roots are so steeped in the

10:43

music business. Well. I.

10:45

Mean. You can enjoy

10:47

music without. Ah sue! And

10:49

drugs and now you want him? I

10:51

will watch. Hang on now. you were

10:54

in the nineties here working with bands

10:56

mid July and well, he's not bit

10:58

by bit you a. Trucker hat

11:00

on back where I can only imagine

11:02

no no. No. Maybe was.

11:05

Saving. Once and that was truly

11:07

to just. Get

11:10

them. Sybil. Of the had

11:12

out of my way with number and he. Stylus,

11:15

Reasons, but mom. I

11:18

don't know. I. I

11:20

smoked cigarettes for a long time.

11:23

So. But then I. Quit.

11:25

That when as twenty five. What

11:27

bands reworking was back in the day. Nobody.

11:30

Would have heard of. I was living in

11:32

Colorado and it was all local bands that

11:34

I was. Looking. And. And

11:38

nobody, nobody's perfect out of

11:40

their. Seventy. Then I quit

11:43

working with than. Once. A

11:45

Los Angeles got into stand up and.

11:48

That. I ended up. Breaking. What

11:50

was the? Have you had a moment in your career?

11:53

We weren't? Yeah, okay have made it. Yeah.

11:55

The first time I didn't stand up and an open

11:57

mike. Really here.

12:00

I had No, I didn't move

12:02

to L A to. Work

12:04

in and play. Some. Pursue.

12:07

Any you know. Anything

12:10

that I'm doing. I have very

12:12

close childhood friends. That

12:14

were moving to L A.

12:17

So. I'm workin tv and film

12:19

and and I just went with

12:21

them because we went. Everywhere together.

12:24

And then when I got to town. I.

12:26

Saw that you could do stand up

12:29

everywhere. And it was my top

12:31

secret dream side. Tried it, And

12:33

I would say. Yes, it did

12:35

it. How much did you prepare before

12:37

that first open mike? Ah

12:39

right You really have written obviously where

12:42

you wrote stuff right? Yeah I read

12:44

some stuff and I thought to myself

12:46

in the mirror for a couple weeks

12:49

then my a studio apartment I used

12:51

a i look. The myself in the

12:53

mirror and I held a flashlight not

12:55

turned. On by Just done. And

12:58

on flashlight talking to myself our how

13:00

thrown were you when you got to

13:03

the open mike and that it was

13:05

on a stand. God dammit I put

13:07

this in my. View.

13:09

We know what. That didn't

13:12

throw me. what did was on

13:14

people last. Name said I.

13:16

Didn't account for the laughter. I was

13:18

so used to talking to myself. And

13:21

hearing nothing that when people last

13:23

is. Startled. The

13:25

hell out of me. That's. Amazing.

13:29

Wealth. It's it's. great that a the left

13:31

and they weren't Crickets are metics. Have you ever.

13:33

Course ever it's looks anybody really funny has

13:36

to have bombed it at one point, even

13:38

if is just a joke. Register just isn't

13:40

it. right? I've eaten.

13:42

A statement. So an entire setting

13:44

The node do. I was a

13:47

fun out of Ireland. Sydney. Little time

13:49

that I ever did stand up I

13:51

was. So cocky from.

13:54

Doing. The well quote unquote

13:56

as the. First. You

13:59

know said. That I signed

14:01

up for a comedy competition

14:03

in Orange County. To. Try

14:05

and win a hundreds of. Success!

14:07

My. Friend there and drove

14:10

me and down there and

14:12

I bombed. So. Deeply.

14:15

And ran out. Ran.

14:18

Off the stage and he and

14:20

I. Drove back to

14:22

the Hollywood area while he's

14:24

helped to death laughing at

14:26

how bad I bombed. What

14:28

do you attribute it to was at same material but

14:31

you just crushed with. Yeah.

14:33

But that. That. Stand Up,

14:36

especially in the early days

14:38

or in the early development

14:40

of material. See. I'd

14:42

just. Sad. Part of it

14:44

and it's probably similar to an. Addiction.

14:47

Where. You're like, oh, I.

14:51

I can get that back. I can

14:53

get that feeling back and I saw

14:56

is it what well ones like at

14:58

Bethel Good. And it shows the

15:00

high forever. Yeah, so that's

15:02

definitely thought. My. Son.

15:04

Relate to. Do. You I heard of

15:07

theory and I don't remember where it hurts who heard

15:09

of from, but it was someone that. I

15:11

thought of summit of Credibility that I've remembered.

15:13

It was the. The

15:15

thing about audiences? Dig. For

15:17

comedy as likes of you know you know we know

15:20

this view. Certain people laugh or so. In

15:22

other people lose his go that's hilarious and

15:24

they literally think it's as leery us. As

15:27

the person next to them who's laughing

15:29

and you need a certain amount of

15:31

wow first in a room. And

15:34

you can just. You know by

15:36

the law of. Numbers and up.

15:39

On any given day was not enough lifers. Yeah.

15:42

I would say beats has a

15:44

sin and harmony for. As long

15:46

as I have like in stand. Up I

15:48

live in an almost almost twenty eight

15:50

years. Now and I would

15:52

say. I'm definitely oh

15:55

my god That's hysterical.

15:57

Or has hilarious. And

16:00

and then when somebody. Really?

16:03

Makes a half is. Is.

16:06

The. Best feeling. Why is that?

16:08

I'm with you? I. Why?

16:11

I I very rarely and I love

16:13

comedy. My appreciate comedy. I get

16:15

it. I feel like I'm kind of a

16:17

student other than done some of the, but

16:20

I so rarely laugh out loud. So real

16:22

in doesn't mean that I'm not enjoying it.

16:25

Yeah. Same and I have to trust

16:27

the audience sales health issue and they

16:29

tell me that they were like. Cel.

16:33

Silence. Listening

16:35

semi. ah but yeah, I don't know.

16:38

I think he it. You know, maybe

16:40

have you always been that way? Because

16:42

I haven't always been that way? I

16:44

would say that it's more. When.

16:47

You're. Exposed to as

16:49

a lot it. For me

16:51

it's It's more of like oh

16:53

that's and for saying oh that.

16:56

Combination of words or oh

16:58

that particular word, her oh

17:00

yeah yeah, it's I'm analyzing

17:03

at and dissecting and. But

17:06

it's still enjoyable. I.

17:09

Would say I'd sue preferred.

17:11

Devastation and Drama more than

17:14

I prefer watching comedy. Goes:

17:17

You love a good like. You're.

17:19

You're like I'll take symbol or

17:21

list over borax. Yeah,

17:24

yeah, although I did enjoy

17:26

Bora That yes, I I

17:28

like documentaries and I like.

17:30

Very. Heavy dramas. What?

17:33

Was that what's your current favorite? Hobby

17:36

Drama. Or dog for that matter

17:38

and was looking to have a list of things

17:40

that I them will watch. Well.

17:42

Yeah, that's. The. Other thing

17:44

about the i don't really

17:46

follow tv and film. I.

17:49

Do followed documentaries

17:52

more so. In

17:55

fact, I'm producing a documentary right

17:57

now. What He would Tell me What your documentary.

18:00

Well. We haven't really. Announces

18:02

anywhere so maybe I shouldn't

18:04

have even. Brought it up the

18:07

my Or Or or we could

18:09

make news together. As.

18:13

Well, I have other people I'm working. With

18:15

I want said I thought a

18:17

dirty as the exam. But.

18:20

The ah ah I will

18:22

say it is the filmmakers

18:24

that made a Pamela. Minutes

18:27

Documentary. Or

18:30

nicer made the keepers. A

18:33

doc is series but yeah

18:35

I am. Gosh,

18:38

I mean, I can't even say this is a

18:40

recent documentary that I saw. Maybe you're familiar with

18:42

it? It is. So.

18:44

Devastating. I had to

18:46

pause it three times

18:49

to heaven. Seeds Boo

18:51

hoo mouth. I mean,

18:53

it's so devastating. Severe

18:55

saccharine. Are creatures

18:57

artery going on going on? The queue

18:59

for for Bob Rob I wanna. Warn

19:01

you this is so utterly

19:04

devastated. Know it's flag. Bread

19:07

and it is. It.

19:09

Is so devastating. I live

19:11

in the arts who? but my my

19:13

documentary i'm obsessed with Them isn't. The.

19:16

The making of We are The World. I

19:19

haven't seen that yet by know told

19:21

me to watch that because I do

19:23

love music. Ah, it's Thurber

19:26

the it's so. Good.

19:28

And yeah, I've always been obsessed with

19:30

that song and the reason I must

19:33

have obsessed with it. Was.

19:35

I always want. I always imagined what it would

19:37

be like. To. Be the

19:39

person who has to tell everybody.

19:42

What? They're going to sing. Moon

19:45

and then gets to Kim

19:47

Parnes. He. Has his

19:49

income. You're. Going to sing.

19:53

And we. Have a.

19:57

Decent. third stand up. Mr. Lowe

19:59

said the good Primer for stand

20:01

up. Is that a good

20:03

if it's sad as one of i want

20:06

to be in that room so bad. Law.

20:09

In l this since they're very similar

20:11

song that cessna thought do they know.

20:13

It's a toga. Be started on that.

20:15

First of all, I think it's super

20:17

insulting to the even know it's Christmas.

20:19

Okay, Well don't get me started on

20:21

it, because how about the line of.

20:24

Thank god it's them instead of us or whatever.

20:26

Yeah. Thank God is Sam and

20:28

Set of us as I can You imagine

20:30

being like dear God. Thank. You

20:32

so much. For the suffering of other

20:35

people? Yeah, Thank you thank you God.

20:38

For the know it's Christmas. the even know.

20:41

Who. They even know. Of. A

20:43

They'd and I got it's them and serve us.

20:46

That's the some. Rob. I know

20:48

I wrote about it in my book. Really?

20:50

The atlas? You have some yes and.

20:53

Yes, I wrote about that.

20:55

How. That line has driven me

20:57

and say. Since.

21:00

I was a kid. I was in like seventh

21:02

or eighth grade. Know it's like. Spell

21:04

and night. Thank god it's Sam and

21:07

Set of you. Like.

21:09

That's weird by the way. So it

21:11

it's buried in the song or given

21:13

out. him cross about isn't tampons. Seeing.

21:15

That is oh no. Yeah.

21:18

I don't think I don't know

21:21

this in Seoul. Bano me tell

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one in a start I may sound

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less. this guy. Okay

24:17

well I'm he was this. I think this is so bad I

24:20

don't think you could find it. But

24:22

but I turned down Grey's Anatomy

24:24

to do a show called Doctor

24:26

Vegas. I

24:31

got you to laugh it by the

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way through. see I get it with

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you'd take I figured you house you

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only you only laugh at other people's

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deep pain and shameless. Yes yes yes.

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detain and same time I said

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i love Seven leading then he

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did gets added devastating to know

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that he turned out great as

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wife just guest starred on

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Grey's Anatomy. So smooth, little

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smarter than you. Are no

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shit. That is user

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and like the eighteenth season by

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the way, would surely funnier. Thank

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you! That's just what I need. Your stats are like.

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Commercials or the you could have been on there for twenty

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years and but you know what I say. But.

25:17

Then it wouldn't been on parks and recreation. Which.

25:19

Imo to that you would you want. It

25:21

would you have one city on a show

25:24

for twenty years. On.

25:27

Here's what I would have done. I would

25:29

have made so much money. That

25:31

I would have been able to go

25:33

and do really is. Things. That

25:36

I love. That. Mean it's

25:38

fun to me that that I may not otherwise be

25:40

able to the woods it would finance. The.

25:42

Other areas of my life? What? Are you idea

25:44

that you can't do. Well

25:46

I'm in Southern. I mean like I would

25:49

love to. Move to New York

25:51

and do and and and do a play

25:53

for a year. I would love it but

25:55

this but if you lose money it's hard

25:57

for the you know animated stuff like that

25:59

Travel. Whenever I mean you're directing takes a

26:01

you're out of your life. And

26:04

are often. You know, And

26:06

know what that's like? Is it the best though?

26:08

I love it so much. I.

26:10

was really my thing my why

26:13

I directed at movie and ah

26:15

she says she was. Born

26:17

a writer, Director says. So

26:19

good And ah, Whereas

26:22

I'm you know, As the

26:24

director, you're obviously you're Syrian, the

26:26

chef and everybody's coming up and.

26:29

Saying. Things like am see

26:31

the pen on the table

26:33

be purple or yellow. An

26:35

omelet job. I. Can barely

26:37

gives a shit. You

26:39

know, where is Stephanie? As like oh my

26:41

gosh, it's to be purple? Here's why. And

26:44

I'm like a boy. You take that. Into

26:47

the that is. That's exactly. What

26:50

does he love? The ballot? see. I got

26:52

into the business for insert shots. Oh

26:55

My. God. That's amazing! I

26:57

once saw. Bob Zemeckis

26:59

great drug but Forrest

27:02

Gump. Sir. You

27:04

know, and on and on a. Suit

27:06

in insert. For. Least forty

27:08

five minutes on an answer shot, at

27:10

least, if not longer, It

27:12

will Bruce. It was Bruce Willis's hand.

27:15

But. It was even Brussels and at this point

27:18

out and say there's no world of his birth

27:20

of know there's no world, but you know people.

27:23

By. The way to an Art to the insert. How many

27:25

times have you been asked? To

27:27

like. Okay now is it like it's a scene

27:29

where you're looking at? I add you know of

27:31

a photo Somebody you're investigating. You're. Looking to

27:33

vote of and then they. then they got to

27:35

show the photo in Eric Buckets Up.wait no no

27:38

that's okay. we have a reflection way. it adds

27:40

in like season. Christ. I

27:42

pride myself on being. A.

27:45

One take wonder when it comes to inserts to see

27:47

you know? Sets. Incredible. The do

27:49

my own. It's doesn't Tom Cruise? Sir.

27:51

Does is on stance whatever. I do

27:53

my own answers. That's. Amazing business.

27:55

I think it's something. Nobody.

27:58

Can hold a cop in the and focus. Better.

28:00

Than me. While. I as I said

28:03

I I got into the business for. Hims

28:05

search shots so I I

28:07

I do them. I.

28:09

Do them myself as well. And

28:11

gratuitously like oh my God movies we

28:14

others I think there was way too

28:16

much sex in this movie. Years like

28:18

way too many insert shots. yeah. See,

28:20

I'm like here. Maybe I should pull out another.

28:23

Six. And we should look at that. Let.

28:26

Me to slip through a bunch of

28:28

sixers slowly. Attack.

28:31

And then you can look at that. Is an

28:33

insider? the It? Dunno I never worry

28:35

about that. I see these people I

28:38

loved When I was a kid in

28:40

I wanted to know about show business

28:42

as know fuck all I lived in

28:44

Dayton, Ohio didn't know any, be had

28:46

no connections, know any, just some Ohio.

28:48

yeah. Rob. Lowe on thousand

28:50

Special place in my heart. For a higher

28:52

but though I had. Arm. And

28:54

I do I do to or in the

28:56

there's something about Ohioans you know that the

28:59

really his ass but but I would listen

29:01

to stuff it was so in the more

29:03

inside baseball the more I liked it because

29:05

it it really meant that I was learning

29:07

something. Who's your base? helps

29:09

him. Well. It's.

29:11

Complicated with obviously was the reds growing up.

29:13

Big red machine. I. Was there in

29:15

Dayton for all of that mean I would

29:18

go and see Pete Rose, Johnny Bench and

29:20

the greatest team ever assembled. And then the

29:22

red sort of fell into disrepair, moved away

29:24

and over the years the Dodgers wore me

29:27

down. and I'm diehard, diehard dodger. Ah

29:29

thank. You based for your base of him.

29:32

Know. But. Ah,

29:35

I have two. Boys

29:37

that are ah they will

29:39

be a end zone and

29:41

they are so. Written.

29:44

Circular say athletic said

29:47

play say saw basketball,

29:49

soccer, Slim team tennis

29:51

everything. They play

29:53

and ah and our science.

29:56

Then. He.

29:58

Wakes up at sign every morning. Check

30:00

that. He. Has. A.

30:03

Paper taped up all around our

30:06

kitchen of. And written

30:08

sad that he transfers from.

30:10

My wife some to the to

30:12

the wall. And. The he

30:15

knows so much about baseball history.

30:17

he watches, read like. Replays:

30:20

Of games from the eighties

30:22

nineties. New A. Oh

30:24

yes sir who have to turn

30:26

him on to this week and

30:28

baseball coach. You. Have you will

30:30

lose his mind. It's I bet hit

30:32

here. I'll write it down. I bet

30:34

he's Yeah, I know, So it's it's

30:36

defunct. two thousand. been on since the

30:39

early nineties and in it's heyday. With.

30:41

The seventies and eighties and he used to be literally.

30:44

You. Had to wait for Saturday's.

30:46

Doesn't need any teams Highlights:

30:49

Because. There was no regional to

30:51

Tell ya Zoom original television and

30:53

the way it's photographed. The.

30:55

Sound effects the it's he had

30:57

it just. Is the

30:59

best the this week in baseball. Okay,

31:02

some to the. I will definitely bring

31:04

it up to him, but. I

31:06

always tell people that he is the

31:08

kind of kid that could be on

31:11

a talk show. But

31:13

we would never said a my time so

31:15

but he he. He. Is

31:17

mind blowing. The information

31:19

that Tall has an.

31:22

Odd. I said he was fun

31:24

since he was five. It's actually consider for

31:26

that he has. He can tell you the.

31:29

Order. Of the line up of

31:31

the baseball players, he can imitate every.

31:33

Ah, Swaying is. He.

31:36

A He A It's so outrageous.

31:39

Isabel Operators you know his.

31:41

Speciality. Now as a parent, you just

31:43

lean into that. Oh you. Were.

31:46

Yeah of up where you have an issue.

31:48

Where one has an issue is when you

31:50

have. Kids that don't really

31:52

they they don't have that kind

31:54

of over are seeing. Preternatural.

31:57

Passion. Oh.

32:00

There's real pass going on. I.

32:03

Submit. Let's that screw up a do you

32:05

have any inkling or to ever coached because

32:07

I coached little league for my kids is

32:09

my favorite thing ever did. It's the best even

32:11

a coach at all. Maybe. I

32:13

looked like I would third slipped

32:15

my hair time and I i that.

32:17

but I am not Stephanie as

32:20

more of the. Has

32:22

the potential touched down? The. Road

32:25

yeah. But it is funny

32:27

when I like baseball season at they

32:29

just started on their new team and.

32:32

And. Ass. And.

32:36

As like when we first started bringing them.

32:38

You know, little league and then you know

32:40

now, whatever. This league is that there and.

32:43

They. They. Were just.

32:46

So. Almost embarrassingly dead

32:48

end. All of the dad

32:50

said had their kids in

32:52

this on this team they

32:54

were running along the sideline

32:57

says yell at like had

32:59

some. Silly.

33:02

And then Stephanie and I are sitting

33:04

there with and I'm sorry. To say

33:06

but our kids were the best players

33:08

and word movie and at the lesbian couples

33:11

says up with. The best players on

33:13

we have to have. I'm on

33:15

the same team and they're just

33:17

like running circles around every one.

33:19

And the it's it's bittersweet. Because we

33:22

do have to say like guys. Other

33:25

people have signed up. You

33:27

know they want to play. Their parents

33:29

want to see him play. That.

33:31

Was the happening in basketball to word

33:33

say? You can't shoot every

33:36

time you touch the ball. I. Know

33:38

and my son did have a sky

33:40

hook and got it. And

33:43

felt that both. Sides. Of

33:45

like our team in their team. everyone

33:47

jumps up screaming and then of course

33:49

he wouldn't stop shooting. That. Know

33:52

so I shoot. Shoot. A pseudonym

33:54

Underwoods? Oh I know what I need to ask about

33:56

you. Is. It true. Ordinary.

33:58

I have this and my notes about. The

34:00

you have to the dish Motorcycles to A are

34:03

named you named them. Yeah. Or

34:05

and their names are. Goldie

34:08

Hawn. Then. At.

34:11

The. Way

34:13

it you know the answer. I. Do

34:16

I'm says setting you up okay? what's

34:18

the other one? Same. Her

34:21

Russell. Said. Strength. Only

34:24

Honda and Fairfax. Now.

34:27

Was Goldie Hawn the first and then you have

34:29

another and you as well. It obviously has to

34:31

be to Russell, He as. Yeah so they

34:33

have to say together they still together

34:35

Say. Her. so they're together? Okay,

34:37

yeah, oh yeah, but. I. Am

34:40

looking to sell Kurt Russell. Said

34:43

he but he wants said. Answer. Is said

34:45

nineteen seventy Honda Cb three says

34:47

the but I'm holding on to

34:49

Goldie. I love the idea

34:52

of naming. Things. After

34:54

people. Mom. You.

34:56

Know you know the comedian Jon Lovitz. Jon

34:59

Lovitz name's is pets after. Influential.

35:02

People I'm. So. Juri.

35:05

Burke Bruckheimer So long time wife

35:07

is Linda Bruckheimer. And.

35:10

John named his dog Linda Bruckheimer.

35:13

Just just so he could say it's

35:16

my God Linda Bruckheimer is taking a

35:18

shit in the yard again. it is

35:20

set something besides of it's I've never

35:22

I've never. Met him at a at maybe?

35:24

I did briefly. Like maybe twenty years

35:27

ago or something. But there's somebody

35:29

in our neighborhood that ah

35:31

oh my gosh Sustain, I

35:33

love. Only see her on

35:35

our logs says. Her dog's

35:38

name is party girl. And

35:40

said there's nothing better than hearing

35:42

this woman say thirty girl, Get

35:44

over here Party Girl screaming at

35:47

Party Girl Mommy the like. Of

35:49

course it's not nice to hear

35:51

her screaming at an animal, but

35:53

it's without ridiculous. Because I

35:55

don't know if she thought it through. Because.

35:58

She doesn't really seem like says. Sense

36:00

of humor but she also my just say like

36:02

me a new. Are we don't? Last.

36:05

That. She could inside should be dying. Yeah,

36:07

Ominous I I I always think it's important

36:10

when you're naming an animal to yell at

36:12

you. all the names South Seal Sounds. Do.

36:15

You have animals. Oh. My gosh, so

36:17

many too many. We're at one point had

36:19

somebody dogs that the county came and said

36:21

if you get one more animal you're gonna

36:23

have a kennel license. Ah other,

36:25

you're saving a win. a prize. Know.

36:28

It was the government. A plaza was, you

36:30

know, more paperwork. Course it down. Or.

36:32

You know what I do, Sit,

36:34

figure out if a project I'm

36:37

working on is good or not

36:39

is all and now said as

36:41

an Emmy. Or. Oscar Like

36:43

I'll be like. You.

36:46

Know smart? And

36:48

the winner is he has that all

36:51

have like somebody with me and now

36:53

set like where the. Two people

36:55

at the sodium as the award show like

36:57

right now you and I should do it

36:59

reliably was so should we announce. With

37:02

see. How about

37:04

a damper the sun? Okay, oh great.

37:06

Sure. of course Rio. And the winner

37:09

is. The.

37:11

Same present the have to say it. listening. Ago

37:14

he said go through your own where the guy

37:16

going to do this Let me let me finish

37:18

opening number of the What Don't yell at me.

37:20

I mean I'm I'm You know who you. You.

37:22

Announced category. Of. That. And

37:24

as well as Sin and

37:26

best as Nineteen Seventy a

37:28

sitcom. Is. The

37:32

winner is. Sanford.

37:35

Himself. Is

37:37

that in itself? Is whole his

37:40

show, Okay, but I feel like

37:42

we didn't announce it very well. Let's see

37:44

a good time, Cel. Okay, And

37:46

the best seventy six com is

37:48

the winner is. Good,

37:52

but. As the

37:54

head so. That is that

37:57

is we're nobody can figure out how

37:59

to announce. The anything anymore though. He.

38:01

Had a lost art. Means. Else took

38:03

one beatty. Oscars. Right?

38:06

And they dunaway they completely announced

38:08

the wrong things are. Al Pacino

38:10

are just now. There. Are ten

38:12

nominees for best picture. He didn't even mention

38:14

that be just as often either. Nobody

38:17

knows how to do anything anymore. And

38:21

say Amazon States in the.

38:23

In. Water. Dell Man or

38:26

the Night of the Oscars Side

38:28

and see any of that Oppenheimer.

38:30

As good. As the other

38:32

my other how it was Arnold announcing.

38:35

Best special effects Brazil or.

38:38

I. Didn't know it took Arnold pronouncing things

38:40

the way Arnold does for me to

38:43

opposite. I was that there's is there

38:45

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38:47

with a little. Detail

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39:03

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39:06

that was my dad's thought people ask me what

39:08

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39:13

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39:16

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39:18

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39:20

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41:24

have a question for you. Please. which

41:27

I'm sure you get us all the time. What

41:30

do you attribute to a long

41:32

lasting I assume. Happy. Marriage or

41:34

it's the I quote the great

41:36

some Alfred Hitchcock I believe. they

41:38

ask him what is the secret.

41:41

To successful movie. He said

41:43

cast. And. On.

41:46

And. I think it's I really think the

41:48

battle. Eighty percent of it

41:50

is one and last, right there. And

41:53

then whatever additional that is, whatever

41:55

percentage it is. above and beyond

41:57

that his work. In

41:59

general. In which is. You. Know. I'm.

42:02

A big believer in therapy, I'm a

42:04

big believer in like having a disinterested

42:06

third party. Sort. Of mitigate

42:09

discussions and. And even I

42:11

mean, and stuff comes up any. and even

42:13

if it doesn't, I'm. And

42:15

it's really simple. I really think it's

42:18

it's just that simple and. In.

42:20

The casting part of it. It's

42:22

having being like minded. In

42:25

Worldview on as many things as you can possibly

42:27

be. And like. Cheryl and I don't disagree it.

42:29

We don't have to disagree politically, We don't disagree

42:31

and how to raise or kids. You don't disagree

42:34

on money, It's We don't disagree, It's and all

42:36

those things I know. plenty of marriages were people.

42:39

Disagree on those real core issues and

42:41

I and that I think is super

42:44

tough. Am. So

42:46

make sense. The of course I'm just.

42:48

I'm just I'm curious and somebody. Because

42:50

I I consider myself happily

42:52

married. And I hope

42:55

to together. The. Long

42:57

run with Stephanie and I'm always

42:59

curious on a necklace somebody that

43:01

then with their spouse or partner

43:04

for a long time. And

43:06

we we Daily we live and

43:08

work together very well. He

43:11

the other thing as a guess is being

43:13

okay with the differences. Like Cheryl and I

43:15

have to wade different. Opinions.

43:17

Of on what's funny. And.

43:22

What does she think? it's any? See.

43:25

Reich's. Like.

43:27

The broader, the better with him,

43:30

right? In an answer for me,

43:32

it's the dryer for the better,

43:34

right? Now. And.

43:37

Arm and also. Loves a

43:39

good party joke. I am super

43:41

anti. Super. Anti.

43:44

Party jokes. For.

43:46

Whatever reason, why not become a some fruit

43:48

or whatever. They are. I've.

43:50

Never laughed at for joke, Ever. Ever.

43:54

A fat is. So. Funny.

43:57

Like if it's. The last minute south is

43:59

it. The job, just so you know. The

44:02

least funny sequence. New. Blazing

44:04

Saddles. says. The first sequence.

44:07

For. Me: But. That

44:09

there was. I love this as

44:11

I love this so much. First.

44:14

Of all, tell your wife to

44:16

not ever watch my sandals. And

44:19

also. Iberia.

44:22

I am. I'm

44:25

not crazy about. For.

44:27

Area said that say i don't I just

44:29

I don't want to lock comedy anymore. And

44:32

it's it's It's not my. it's is not

44:34

really my thing. I had that

44:36

sounds insane. I enjoy comedy. I enjoy

44:38

doing it. But

44:40

it's not my go. To But here's the thing. And

44:42

then we'll We'll. We'll be wrap

44:45

up his with like. Comedy.

44:47

For whatever reason to day.

44:50

Like I love the show The Bear.

44:52

It's not. But. Not comedy. Come on

44:55

guys. Here please. When.

44:57

The Emmy for best Comedy. Such. Comedy.

45:00

I. Haven't seen it, but I've heard people

45:02

say that. That. It's not a

45:05

comedy that. It's

45:07

that the first episode of The Bear

45:09

got me going to have. I was

45:11

so into like. Strung. Out

45:13

from it. That I needed to

45:15

like practically drink tonight. Will. Isn't

45:18

thirty minutes? Of. Maybe that's

45:20

what it is that. yeah, thirty minutes. It

45:22

has to be a comedy. Yeah.

45:24

I see whether that it is. Was.

45:26

Like when when Edi Falco would win

45:28

over Amy Poehler. Every

45:31

year for Nurse Jackie for best kinetic

45:33

actress as I love you De Falco.

45:35

She's. When my favorite. Actors.

45:38

Ever be mean to tell me? The.

45:40

Nurse Jackie is funnier than Leslie Knope

45:42

and Parks and Recreation. Really?

45:45

But. It soaks, There's become a seeing.

45:48

Where. It's become cool. And

45:50

when he is a French were

45:52

butchered, Do that girl. To.

45:56

Recognize. Edginess

45:58

in comedy as opposed do actually.

46:01

Live. In. A room. I.

46:03

Like the last. I just think that I'm

46:05

why don't you know I know stuff. That's

46:08

right I to think that I'm laughing and

46:10

not actually wow yourself there. You

46:14

would love to laugh. I would not like

46:16

You would love to love to laugh. That

46:19

said, I want to say

46:21

I already don't last. Saturday

46:23

to watch the better. I'm already not laughing

46:25

at a comedy cellar. Guess it was that

46:28

there. And. Says like Mcknight,

46:30

a comedy is fantastic, not funny,

46:33

Fantastic. It be funny

46:35

if they threw eighty salvo and their. As

46:38

the sous chef. As

46:41

you know about like Megan. Pastrami

46:43

sandwich his. I know it's

46:45

about smoking. Yeah. That's

46:48

about all I know. The. Hilarious

46:50

world cooking. Arm or it,

46:52

I've been busy enough in this this podcast.

46:55

I'm getting a bitchy. I.

46:57

Don't know he is. so you

46:59

said years. For much money.

47:02

I wouldn't have. Yes than

47:04

that, I wouldn't many lives outside that

47:06

Rob Lowe is. And

47:09

for much in a I'm not Larry David.

47:11

From As. Okay, ah, on

47:13

that level I'm promoter the about

47:16

a virus about certain very very

47:18

specific silo of things I enjoy.

47:20

I would say you just have a strong

47:23

opinion about certain things. I would be like

47:25

this per month and a guy. That.

47:29

Yeah. You seem very

47:31

pleasant an easy. Easy.

47:35

Said. Maybe I don't know some the I imagine I

47:37

don't know a lot of things about you. And

47:39

you probably don't a lot of thing bombing know there's

47:42

more to be. Revealed, I'm gonna learn a

47:44

lot about you and Logan. Premiering March

47:46

Twenty six. On Amazon Prime A

47:48

The Learn A More a lot more. You'll

47:51

learn even more if you listen to

47:53

my podcast called Handsome. Can.

47:56

I be honest, Ah yeah,

47:58

that was gonna be my next. Question

48:00

it. Here's the thing is

48:02

we don't even interview he

48:04

ball wages have ah ah

48:06

guess. Submit. A

48:09

video of themselves asking us the

48:11

question. And answering that

48:14

same question. To. So let

48:16

me ask you this T I don't you

48:18

I don't we to reveal anything but Tommy

48:20

you pick the question or the guess picks

48:22

the question. The Guess six

48:25

The question linen it's me.

48:28

Dean of. Fortune. Seamster. I

48:31

don't. The name? Yes, Okay, give me an

48:33

unlikely you not likely to forget that name.

48:36

Know and May Martin It's

48:38

the three of us and

48:41

somebody. Submit. Any

48:43

question they want to ask the handsome podcasts

48:45

and then we to this riff on that

48:47

class and and then at the very end

48:49

of the so we play the gas. Answer

48:52

to their own question? And.

48:54

We riff briefly on that, and then

48:56

we're done. And that way, nobody has

48:58

season. Record. Anything with a.

49:01

Well. And of mine is why would anybody ever

49:03

eat in a factory. Okay,

49:06

Well. Then you need to make a legitimate

49:08

video you can't. You. Can't use this

49:11

as your video. Please. Any

49:13

of the bits from this. Movie.

49:15

All of them. I'm

49:18

A and tell you what to do. You.

49:20

Rob Lowe. I want to see that

49:22

The Cheesecake Factory away from the conveyor

49:24

belt. Please. So

49:27

ask. For I

49:29

don't know that we can make that happen

49:31

for you, but you can. You can ask

49:33

us something about the Cheesecake Factory. Of

49:36

I'm in. I'm So in. This is

49:39

like appeals to my level of silliness.

49:41

Grant. The sillier, the

49:43

better. At the the

49:45

are so handsome is the most silly

49:47

thing you might. Ever listened

49:50

to. I'm so down. I'm so

49:52

down with lots of things like the sillier,

49:54

the better. My wife Cheryl, Like

49:56

it when I'm silly and I'm I could. Do you understand?

49:59

That's part of the. You that you have my sign

50:01

up for. It i'm sorry sir

50:03

silly And and she'll. On I I

50:05

don't yeah and then and get I

50:07

don't I mean it's it's a conundrum.

50:11

Have you ever heard her? To

50:13

Bow. No Fucking kidding

50:15

me. So. That's the secret

50:17

said thirty. Three years of

50:19

marriage for sure. miscarry.

50:22

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

50:24

it's like would you do that on the first date. Know.

50:27

But I do it on a last day. That's.

50:30

Right? Or you do it on the the

50:32

day before the divorce papers go out. Do

50:34

it. Then. Let you're

50:36

making fart jokes right now: Rob Lowe.

50:39

Illicitly, I am illicitly.

50:42

Glancingly. Still, A

50:44

fart job. Know. Technically you're

50:47

right, I gotta learn something. And

50:49

that's. And. That's why do this

50:51

to learn something new everyday. Take.

50:55

This is fine. Thank you so much! Let's say let's get

50:57

you up for pick a ball with Allen. Let's do it

50:59

was do it all. Sounds good. Get

51:01

me a question in your answer. For handsome

51:03

I will have weeks as a say

51:05

in Hollywood Have your people come by

51:07

people. So. We can do those. Do

51:10

all that, people. Find. Some people

51:12

are fine people. Fly. An

51:14

alliance that with the are people? Excellent!

51:16

Thank you so much. Well.

51:27

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51:30

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52:06

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52:08

other night I was at the bar. trivia,

52:11

And. Thanks to

52:13

having recently was Wayne's World which is one

52:15

of my favorite movies. I. Got a

52:17

question right? by knowing that Hong

52:20

Kong is near thousand that a

52:22

song wanted to know. Which.

52:24

One is your favorite pieces of

52:26

worldly knowledge that you've picked up

52:28

from being in a film or

52:30

tv show. The. Border

52:32

Humor Answer. Oh

52:35

wow, Glenn, that's a really good question.

52:38

Calvin's. Bay by the way. that was an ad lib

52:40

and Wayne's world. I had just. Been

52:42

on a trip. And I was.

52:44

We were trying to make Benjamin my character

52:46

seem worldly. And

52:48

I pissed that. And

52:51

it made it into the movie. And

52:53

I'm glad I was educational. Ah,

52:56

Look for sure I mean this and I was

52:58

in the West Wing. Want to talk about insane?

53:00

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53:03

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53:05

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53:09

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53:11

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53:13

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53:16

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53:19

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53:21

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53:24

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53:27

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53:30

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53:34

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53:37

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53:47

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53:50

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