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Lopker Songs for American Democracy

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Lopker Songs for American Democracy

Lopker Songs

Lopker Songs for American Democracy

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Lopker Songs for American Democracy

Lopker Songs

Lopker Songs for American Democracy

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There's going to be trouble Don't worry It will come without your help Full of sound and fury Keep company only With people who uplift you Who call forth your best Forget all the rest Tell yourself the truth Set yourself free Conqu
I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremesWe'll solve that little riddleAnd share our common dreamYou go west and I'll head eastWe'll meet in Kansas CityWe'll set aside our big beliefsAnd split a pint of pityI'll meet you
He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes Just a clown suit and red rubber noseA stranger to the truth, a pathological liarWhen he opened his mouth, beware buyer!A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretinThis is the story of a man who was b
Every tyrant needs his cowardsTo look the other wayGo along with the heardShout his slogans and his praiseWhen you see bad thingsLook for the helpersPeople assistingThe Helter SkelterLook for the sociopathsWith zero empathyDestroying
MAGA 1 MAGA 2I believed in youMAGA 3 MAGA 4I don't anymoreDumpy Bumpy Frumpy FrackJumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatDumping on my MAGA hat MAGA 5 MAGA 6 Tired of all your dirty tricksMAGA 7 MAGA 8No more bullshitNo mor
Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat soc
Israel needs unity Shared responsibility All must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part Obligations of citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The exemption s
Popping out six children Generation after generation Multiplying 6 times 6 Millions of Yeshiva rabbits Soft and fluffy Cute and kind The bunnies like to study To grow into Rabbis Millions of rabbits Is not what we need If rabbits wo
We all must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part As good citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait We need your help now It's not too late We need you right now We all must do our part It's not too l
Hail to the king The MAGAtocracyHe can do anythingHe's got immunityHis vice-president hung From a sparkling chandelierSquirmin' and twistin'As the he flung tacos at his ear Was it ketchup on the wall Or blood of the first lady?Nobody
There's a special place in hell For the leaf blower man Right next to The amplified muffler dude Oh how I hate these sounds They turn my smile into a frown I would send them all to hell But I'd still hear them all aroundChewing with m
Unless your evangelicalUnless your MAGA republicanUnless your Christian NationalGet out while you canOklahoma don't want you Don't want your filth Just like Jesus would do If He were walking around here still Unless your evangelicalU
That could be your daughterYou mother or your wifeHe will deny it once he got herThen defame her all her lifeHe will claim she let him rape itHe will say she voluntarily gave itBut, come on, really? Let's face itHe's the Greatest Rapist
Humanity will not forget The mistake of the USA Electing that little prick Magnifying his painOne day soon he'll be gone His ugly stench replaced By the sweet smell of love Everywhere he excreted his hate The worst president ever The
Did you use contraception Charged with murder Sex without conception Charged with murder After her miscarriage Charged with murder Her embryo died Charged with murder She is not an evangelical christian She is burned alive as a witch
When you go back thru the presidents And look at what they've done One guy comes in last the absolute worst ever one The mobster Donny T Greatest grifter of all time Will forever stink up history As the absolute sickest mind The worst
“Jody” is military slang for the guy who steals a soldier’s girlfriend or wife while he is away. Jody Please Stop | Bullets Bombs Getting OnCopyright 2024 John Lopker. CC-BY-NCI can take the bullets I can take the bombs But I hate all th
When you see a burglar in your house Got a booger in your nose Got a pimple 'bout to burst When you see a giant cockroach What do you do? What do you do? You remove it, yeah, remove it When a scoundrel Wants to be our king again After
Download Free.I'm a Swiftie now I never thought I'd beBut, you know, somehowShe got inside meI'm a Swiftie now What a pleasure, what a galA national treasure I'm a Swiftie nowShe's better than Barbi She's a real live personShe our
We took away his car keys Strapped a diaper to his ass But the nukes we let him keep To bomb earth back into glass Person, woman, man Camera, TV Ok, now please repeat Gaga Goo Goo Ba Ba Black Sheep Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo
We took away his car keys Strapped a diaper to his ass But the nukes we let him keep To bomb earth back into glass Person, woman, man Camera, TV Ok, now please repeat Gaga Goo Goo Ba Ba Black Sheep Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo
I'm a Swiftie now I never thought I'd beBut, you know, somehowShe got inside meI'm a Swiftie now What a pleasure. what a galA national treasure I'm a Swiftie nowNo, she's not Barbi She's a real live living personShe our darling She
Big Daddy, Big DaddyPlease protect me pleaseI need a strict fatherTo bend me over his kneeOnly you can do it, DaddyOnly you my Big Strong ManSpank my bottom hardI need an authoritarianMy preacher tell meYou're a gift from GodOh plea
We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hateFor MAGA girls and boys Does he think we are stupid? Don't he know we know? When his lips are movin' He's hypnotizing MAGA folks He will not des
We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hate For MAGA girls and boys Does he think we're stupid? Don't he know we know? When his lips are movin' He's hypnotizing MAGA folks He will not des
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