Sound Check: MMJJ Reboot: My sister and I have been toying with the idea of creating a podcast together. I was like, “what would we call it?” And she was all, “can’t we just call it Media Monkeys and Junky Junkies?” And I was like, “I guess we
Setting: A 24-hour diner at 3:00 AM. I'm sitting in a booth alone. The only other people besides me and the waitress are two guys and a girl at the bar.
Guy at Bar: Can I ask you a question? You're a beautiful girl, why are you sitting over th
Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days: Probably one of the most spoilerific episodes of the show to date, Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days covers the 2009 thriller, ORPHAN as well as other evil child classics like THE BAD SEED and THE GOOD SON.
“The Orphan” - Bootz Durango’s lovable rant that lead Jeff and I to discover the greatness of ORPHAN. We discuss this video, the movie, and more this week in Episode 19: Scar You For Your Days.
Episode 18: Come Enjoy the Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop: Mr. Show with Bob & David is an elegant and saucy older gentleman with a cane, top hat, and monocle. He’s a sweet generous lover of laughter and just the right amount of crude humor. Po
None Like it Hot! - watch more funny videosNone Like It Hot! This is a fantastic clip from the Futurama episode “Crimes of the Hot.” The ‘educational film’ explains how global warming works.
Episode 17: The Distant Future, the Year 3000: Good news, everyone! This week’s episode is about the glorious adult cartoon, FUTURAMA. From the makers of The Simpsons, this fantastic sci-fi comedy rose like a phoenix from hilarity ashes after b
Episode 16: White=Crazy, Black=Cool: Double Whammy! This podcast episode covers two topics. Kristina Dorsett and I do my first podcast on the medium of music. Our selection: The White Stripes! Coming out of Detroit in the late nineties, Jack &
The White Stripes: Under Great White Northern Lights - This documentary about one of the most awesome/fucked up bands in rock history opened Stina’s eyes and confirmed my beliefs about the White Stripes. We talk about them and their fucking wac
Special Episode: Left 4 Dead, Too... Be Continued?: I know you lovely wonderful people forgive me for not having a proper episode lined up for you. Long story short, working for the man and free time don’t mix. However, this is new material! Re
Episode 15: Brad Majors is an Asshole.: Let’s do the Time Warp again! After 35 years of absolute pleasure, The Rocky Horror Picture Show has become a CULTural phenomenon. Some of us grew up with it (me). Some of us managed to escape its magic a
Episode 14: Left 4 Dead, Too!: Don’t you love zombie video games? I don’t, and even I love Left 4 Dead 2! Valve’s 2009 sequel to the best-selling zombie first-person shooter is 100% fantastic. Join myself and special guest Kelly Dove as we gush
Me: "I'm going to go get groceries for dinner tonight."
Mom: "Make sure you eat a hot dog."
Me: "I'm making my pasta salad, I'm not doing hot dogs."
Mom: "You have to, to say you did it the American way."
Me: "Mom, I'm making a dish with th