This week the Shirleys talk about teachers, 'Feud' and hidden iPhone apps.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Champagne, Cocaine and Sausages

8 days ago 28m 5s

This week the Shirleys talk about celebrity riders, going to the pub with kids and the Netflix series 'Ripley'.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Scarlet Fever and Stalking

16 days ago 31m 40s

This week the Shirleys talk about unicorns, French cuisine and the new Netflix series 'Baby Reindeer'.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

Pints of Prosecco

22 days ago 24m 27s

This week the Shirleys talk about Beyonce's version of Jolene, Mamma Mia's 25th anniversary and the death of OJ Simpson.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.co

The Great Unwashed

30 days ago 25m 45s

This week the Shirleys talk about the 'cute exhibition', Center Parcs and Taylor Swift becoming a billionaire. Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Eggcited for Easter!

Apr 1st, 2024 18m 13s

This week the Shirleys talk about conjoined twins Abby and Brittany, delicious salads and potentially becoming celebrants.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.

For Fudge Sake

Mar 25th, 2024 20m 8s

This week the Shirleys talk about the Spring Equinox, subtitles on shows and home schooling.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati

Midweek Retreat? Yes Please

Mar 19th, 2024 18m 52s

This week the Shirleys talk about microdosing, mother's day gifts and crispy veg.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ideas for Second Careers

Mar 11th, 2024 24m 1s

This week the Shirleys talk about FaceGym, Greggs and World Book Day.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dolphins in Deptford

Mar 4th, 2024 26m 9s

This week the Shirleys talk about frittatas, Mother's Day and 'One Day' on Netflix.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ducks and DINKs

Feb 26th, 2024 26m 5s

This week the Shirleys talk about their trips to Margate and Northumberland, pet rabbits and solo gigs.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor

Half Term Hijinks

Feb 20th, 2024 22m 9s

This week the Shirleys talk about moccasin boots, tahini biscuits and mouth taping.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valentine Vajazzle

Feb 12th, 2024 27m 21s

This week the Shirleys talk about Ecstatic Dance, merkins on the catwalk and changing nappies at night.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor

Bras, Bins and Belgravia

Feb 6th, 2024 24m 9s

This week the Shirleys talk about perfume, Nicole Kidman and healthy veg.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ecstatic Dance and Cacao

Jan 30th, 2024 28m 2s

This week the Shirleys talk about new bins, Fargo and Six the Musical.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stanley Quenchers and Claudia Winklefringe

Jan 22nd, 2024 30m 4s

This week the Shirleys talk about 50th birthday parties, meeting Kylie and going out for dinner with the French.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac

Dry-Curious Jan

Jan 15th, 2024 24m 25s

This week the Shirleys talk about the Yuka app, 'Slow Horses' and the smaller Shirley having Covid.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in

Happy Motherfunking New Year!

Jan 8th, 2024 26m 2s

This week the Shirleys talk about their Christmas break, Frozen dresses and date nights.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas Craic

Dec 25th, 2023 23m 18s

This week the Shirleys talk about last minute prep for Christmas, school tea towels and scabies. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Motherfunk will be back on 8th Jan 2024.Email your questions to [email protected] us on

Buck Teeth, Botox and Bargains

Dec 19th, 2023 24m 24s

This week the Shirleys talk about Cher, thumb-sucking and novelty t-shirts: "Motherhood - Powered by Coffee, Fuelled by Love, Sustained by Wine"Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hoste

Boobs Out For Madge

Dec 11th, 2023 28m 33s

This week the Shirleys talk about Secret Santa, haemorrhoids and cankle sores.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Madonna, Mariah and Mullets.

Dec 4th, 2023 28m 1s

This week the Shirleys talk about advent calendars, Christmas jumpers and spontaneity.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Night Time Nappies and Panto

Nov 27th, 2023 25m 38s

This week the Shirleys talk about wreath making, cinema outings and appreciating the little things in life.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for

Mince Pies and Sequins

Nov 20th, 2023 29m 25s

This week the Shirleys talk about new bras, what shows to see at Christmas and the '1890 cocktail'.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in

To Gig or not to Gig

Nov 14th, 2023 28m 56s

This week the Shirleys talk about moving to the country, Christmas songs and people vomiting in the street.Email your questions to [email protected] us on Instagram @thetwoshirleys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for