“Doctor……Doctor…...DOCTOR!!!!!!!”

“For heaven’s sake Crispin, it’s four in the morning! You know I need my science sleep!!”

“Yes Doctor, but I’ve just received word….It’s ready”

“What? Really? episode 10 has finally been released?”

“Yes. It Has. We can finally hear all about how Ivan Samuel Berry made a tit of himself in front of Ant & Dec!!”

* The doctor leaps to his feet on the bed *

“GRAB BOTH MY HANDS CRISPIN!”

* Crispin climbs onto the bed and grabs the Doctor’s hands. They then bounce up and down while spinning in a circle and laughing really loudly for thirty-straight-minutes*

“Hold on Crispin. I’ve just remembered in my brain…..This is the same episode that Max Michael Clendaniel becomes the third official host of the podcast! He also describes how he responds to meeting his all-time schoolboy crush: Keira Knightly.”

“Oh that’s right Doccy-plops, he also ends up looking like a right titty-face!”

* They both simultaneously resume laughing, but really really loudly this time…like basically screaming. At the same time, they both take turns doing impossible acrobatics off the bed and landing perfectly…This goes on for five hours. 

Finally, Crispin and the doctor both land a double backward somersault off the bed and land on the dressing table. They both stop laughing*

“Crispin?”

“Yes Doccy- Doo-Doos?”

“Kevin Gary Phillips doesn't contribute much in this episode does he?”

“No, not really. But this is the first episode they recorded over Zoom around the time when the whole of the UK went into Lockdown….so that’s pretty interesting yes?”

“No it isn't Crispin. Go! I would be alone, for now I must sleep.”

“Okay, dream sweetly. But please remember…Max tells us a story about his friend Maxwell. Remember, how he is pretty much mugged twice by some scary dudes in LA?”

“Ah yes…thank you Crispy-face.”

* The doctor falls asleep instantly. Suddenly…a..big…..freaking tiger (or something) runs into the room.*

Will the Doctor and Crispin defeat the Tiger?…..

No.

Now enjoy this week’s episode my little sausages.