Episode 8 set sail a while ago, and is now pulling in to…port?..dock?..a boat garage? I don’t know. Anyway…Destination: YOUR FREAKING EARS! 

Right off the bat, I need to warn you all: This episode turned out to be one where Ivan Samuel Berry, Kevin Gary Phillips, and their guest Max Michael Clendaniel retell some super sad stories involving boats. I mean, they’re really interesting stories, and you should definitely all still listen. But just be aware that this week involves less comedy, and focussing fairly heavily on tragedy. Sorry about that. 

Anyway, here are the DVD chapter-style bullet points for the episode:

1. 10-year-old Ivan is changed forever after he has a horrific experience on a ferry
2. 30-year-old Max is changed forever after learning about the most horrific story involving a ferry in South Korea.
3. 21-year-old Kevin is changed forever after learning about a) a super intense story involving a South African Cruise ship..followed by b) The most horrific experience involving another South African cruise ship.
4. Max is changed forever when he decided to get a massage and is told a slightly less horrific story by his masseuse in India.
5. Kevin is changed forever when he is man-handled by his masseuse in Thailand. 

All I can say is this…NEXT WEEK WILL BE FUNNY AGAIN!