“DOCTOR, IT’S ESCAPED!!”
“Calm down Crispin, what has escaped?”
“EPISODE 9 OF MR VERTICAL LINE!!”
"What?….that’s impossible…but that means……OH MY GOD!!”
“I know…it’s the episode with two separate stories from Kevin Gary Phillips involving:

• Piss
• and then Piss again!!”

“Yes that’s right Crispin. Well done. Well done indeed Crispin.”
“Yes”
“And..oh heavens, isn’t this the episode where Max Michael Clendaniel tells us all about…..BONES JONES???!!!!!”
“ Yes Doctor, it is. God I love your memory sir”
“Thank you Crispin, but this is no time for sexy flirting; I’ve just remembered that this is also the episode where Max tells us all about the time he met the laziest (potential) serial killer in the world?!!!”
“Oh Doctor, I can’t take it anymore. You know how your memory for podcast content really revs my engine. KISS ME!!!!”
“OH CRISPIN, WHY FIGHT IT! LET’S KISS AND SMOOCH ON THREE. ONE…..TWO….”

*Suddenly, all power to the laboratory is cut. Crispin screams*

“Crispin, stop screaming and find a bloody candle you knob-head”

Will The Doctor & Crispin ever get to kiss and smooch? Will Episode 9 make it’s way into the lives and hearts of everyone ever……Find out next week please.