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this show isn't for kids.

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how cool you are from listening.

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as. Data.

1:09

It's bad. Hello

1:20

and welcome to my brother, my brother,

1:22

and me An adviser for the modern

1:24

era. I'm your oldest brother Justin Tyler

1:26

Mcelroy. What's

1:31

that? drive? nation? For

1:36

one night only, we've annexed

1:38

Chicago, Illinois in to drive

1:40

a nation. You

1:44

are belong to me. You

1:48

have dinner middle it's rather I wasn't gun. Travis.

1:51

Mcelroy. And.

1:56

The hats already coming off. And.

2:00

I am your sweet baby brother. Thirty.

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Under thirty media luminaries of immigrant.

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the where are they now and same here.

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good hit rate here with our luminaries.

2:20

I once again I would also throw

2:22

out ah every year I'm struck by

2:24

the classrooms and up being something doesn't

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would probably were unreliable. Something. Travis

2:29

would probably were unreliable and

2:31

griffin sources. I

2:33

ask what the dress code was. For

2:36

today. so you guys said,

2:38

mushroom. Surfing

2:41

also continued is proud tradition of

2:43

not trying on his costume is

2:45

not a bad I follow about

2:47

isles that. I

2:50

was simple it out about child have

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bag it is one hundred percent for

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s an award on was we also

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have a real assays avec said. I

3:01

haven't. Read later right number. Of

3:03

our the Us are the Amish. I'm the

3:06

only one of us on states who can't

3:08

take that off because if I do all

3:10

of a sudden I'm doing a very low

3:12

quality I would say tasteless recreation of Aladdin.

3:18

If I take my hat off the

3:20

else it becomes appropriate of those are

3:22

the say. Those

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are the say that have same fucking are

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aware of his child. Or

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six helpful says years as harrys and driven

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what we got his son of a fox

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and sick in a bag of brings the

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area where the vast has to come off

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as. Van. That I think some All

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that now to address the grass soup don't

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ever say Japan for the Good Sam City

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of the Pants to do stand real quick

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driven by disease as the book was it's

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are those special Are those special. Oh

4:00

dance or are they karate pants?

4:02

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4:04

me and I was curious. They.

4:07

Were a part of a toad constant

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Justin Even though they might look like

4:11

what could only be described as a

4:13

long sleeved diaper, they are. We

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any closer and seats. Yeah.

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garments. Savage. They take a while,

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it's hot killings and good garments

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do s good garments Hill Travis

4:28

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4:30

ass about why why and how

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it costs forty dollar. Got our

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the God of feel so fucking

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flammable right now you have Absolutely

4:38

that was. I hadn't turned down

4:41

the lights a little bit as

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her say these exited as immolate

4:45

right here. I just i feel

4:47

your family breadth of i love you as

4:49

as as wonderful. As

4:52

it myself. Luca. The. That's how

4:54

it works. You sinister

4:56

Korea with that. Maybe we haven't

4:59

done it like this in over

5:01

six months, but we still daughter

5:03

for sir I are lit. Thank

5:05

you for coming. yeah your while.

5:10

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5:12

the cause I just it is

5:14

the home of our A by

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no fun fact Serbia Chicago is

5:19

our real dal know. It's

5:22

the first city we ever played

5:24

live. As true as Sir Michael

5:26

said, And

5:28

of Alaska Dancer for reference you

5:31

can't start a sentence as as

5:33

Chicago is the home of blank

5:36

and expect us know what the

5:38

rest of that my way as.

5:40

Many people live here, Dude? Yeah. but

5:43

it's like. That's. What springs

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to mind? yeah but you know afraid

5:47

my from he doesn't work senior class.

5:50

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5:52

it is a clan and for zero

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I saw it says it was such

5:56

a classy city. Oh know which one

5:58

is it? We sit plaza. Yeah,

6:00

no with which one shot deal to me

6:02

straight man. Maybe talk about them worth of

6:04

for. Oh. I

6:13

hate being on stage when that

6:15

stinger place I see i outside

6:17

is is a stinker. This

6:23

is a good so what do you want? You want me to? Attack.

6:30

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6:32

boy items which is all that joke deserve

6:35

and a new guy smarting from the so

6:37

for the people here like know I'm going

6:39

to get my foot in night. On

6:43

is no idea what it is for of

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6:48

sized around single. when I did

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apply said about it so I

6:52

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6:57

never made that sound before my life.

6:59

I believe you may. Actually,

7:05

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7:08

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my so fast that not

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Midas. Okay, let's start. the

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party's over. Less.

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The year Two thousand and Ten of

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that. What? Could

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to get the work of party it's is locked away

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in your brain. I was I wrong?

7:34

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sense. In this class issue

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slam What work of part is. You

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haven't done in a long ass time. You said

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classic work of art. Yeah

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with some. Minor changes.

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river will have the gas with the

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8:31

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flowers and wonder where it. Doesn't

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8:56

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8:58

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classic film. Love those. So

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exciting and funny and good alone

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human character. Make the bed that

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he can be a bronze. have

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boiled eggs and many farm in

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everyone's do. A

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good zebra new era that was going through

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9:58

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10:08

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10:10

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10:12

and threw it in protests by i

10:14

Can. Ah okay

10:16

if I so back on track.

10:20

I live in an apartment is

10:22

the dog classic ice that was

10:25

army editorializing. It says closet in

10:27

the evening. I

10:30

guess that's a classic. They've all done it.

10:33

Live in an apartment in Chicago is

10:35

against classic. I had one of my

10:37

neighbors some people with went on within

10:39

the borders of one of my neighbors

10:42

in the building right next to mine

10:44

has a wind chime on outside their

10:46

back door. Being the windy city you

10:48

could probably and further sound hell this

10:50

makes. Their lives to be

10:52

around for apartments in the building but

10:55

I have no way of knowing which

10:57

one is there's how can I let

10:59

my feelings be known as from sleepless

11:01

in Chicago area was a busy Amd

11:03

when signs have taken everything from us.

11:05

There's only one reason for wins. I.

11:08

Am is. To. Signal that there's

11:10

some bad magic flying into town. Yeah

11:12

right. Like the railway winds are blowing

11:15

us the only time some team had

11:17

a premonition that allow them to escape

11:19

their rightful deaths. The when times are

11:22

aware and alert system of letting you

11:24

know said that there's ever a time

11:26

and a movie where wins I'm blows

11:29

in a runs like don't Fucking great.

11:31

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they can only play one small yes

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as a good point. Griffin wishes and

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you exude I'm. You what? have

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you had a bluetooth speaker? High Sex

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is a Buddhist figure. A whim wind

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blows through the whole. We caught the

11:47

reception hall at a when both do

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it away. A damn song. you want

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a war on a one of twenty

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songs on shuffle. Move.

11:55

Yeah, as the When did stronger in

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a music. Pre

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loaded with a selection of holiday tunes

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were all in the public domain but

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you can upload your own stuff of

12:06

the what I would like. An.

12:08

Anti when time that makes noises. And

12:10

it's not when the Vikings here. when

12:12

it's windy. Yeah, when makes it so

12:15

noisy? I see when it's windy. But

12:17

it out of five they're still

12:19

miss. That bothers. Yes, yeah I

12:21

mean if you can. yeah ah.

12:23

maybe bigger wind chimes in? They

12:25

have. Oh. Like really

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deep ones that are even scarier than

12:29

there's a yes I liked as a

12:32

question after includes the detail that they

12:34

don't know where the person live as

12:36

though. That. Information would be in

12:38

any way helpful to them l or actionable

12:40

for this person was who are getting about

12:42

knock on the door. Great

12:44

app! If I put up when science

12:47

and someone knocked on my door before

12:49

I even open the door, I'd big

12:51

signs that yeah if I guess. Case

12:55

I heard it through a i know right

12:57

now I was already on the fence about

12:59

it. As I was doing i bought a

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while of of a cases the beads it

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was that are dried out there really nine

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ever him. For what it's worth the really

13:07

nice when signs. I'm gonna hang.

13:09

I'm inside that fell down but I see Nine

13:11

Noom outside was way worse. I

13:13

don't know what I was thinking. I

13:16

was in the moment I was drunk.

13:18

I'm so sorry. What's. That

13:20

is a sign for baggage The iron

13:22

I misread us. What? As you

13:24

said, the wins hands down smash them

13:27

into thousand pieces. As

13:29

a s and when you would have to

13:31

get to them for yes you take him

13:33

down for with a stick and then he

13:36

says into thousand pieces of you put a

13:38

note where they were this as smog youth

13:40

and this yes this is my new saying

13:42

our try this cause they now you understand

13:45

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13:47

advice to most questions but there's a thing

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called repercussions of your accent sounds. Here's what

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you do. you pin it on somebody else.

13:54

Is not announced massive the but in

13:56

as as as sorry i got to

13:58

windy the wind up. They grow

14:00

in size. Yeah, very is an amount

14:02

of land where they're effective and it's

14:05

between here and here. Yeah, because here

14:07

know when no one is a three

14:09

knots. Two months when they're gone they're

14:11

on their out of your built. We'll

14:14

encounter that for you. Yeah, Ah,

14:17

but of course I would love that

14:19

from from you. I've learned my boss

14:21

is a champion to lead to censor.

14:24

How. Do I know I react

14:26

said well done. How do I

14:28

introduce more sword fighting into my

14:30

boring payroll job? Service

14:35

told me that he made up the

14:37

name so I have to get the

14:39

pronunciations as right of Yakuza. F.

14:41

Pay roll. Out

14:45

of that way, you guys are fucking

14:47

kicking ass out there tonight with the

14:49

correct responses to the job some, an

14:52

office says. Really, really impressive. actually.

14:54

makes you feel better when you

14:56

last, right? Yes, it's really too

14:58

much of that out of him. Like what

15:00

the fuck around doing out here Guys don't

15:03

give us that we don't know me then

15:05

and on. I'm. Ah, I'm

15:07

a payroll yeah with no outs

15:09

have you are buddy. You can't

15:12

try it. I guess our mad.

15:15

Magazine. Ah

15:17

yeah, I mean where Are you

15:19

here? Are right. Here's a you me

15:21

to do. You to introduce or

15:24

fighting all at once. You

15:27

have a so broke your as

15:29

his arrest. Kind.

15:31

of inadvertently but. Aren't

15:33

my been pointedly where you're going to

15:36

start pointing at things. Surplus.

15:38

Yeah, tell me that was that. Do

15:40

that. Why as a series or countering?

15:42

Yeah, that's he's. he's He'll meet your

15:44

point with another point at some point

15:46

all the way. Oh what's that Is

15:48

a test? What if he comes back

15:50

to hot though? because he's a champion?

15:53

Sensor. And you go a pimp chemical

15:55

paper clips and he's a good spirit and

15:57

you do to access to the sword. I.

15:59

Just. Well don't know from from

16:01

the fucking velvet they're wearing all

16:04

the sabbath say that how he

16:06

found out that way through. If

16:09

you were an Olympic level sensor that

16:12

I say that like I think they

16:14

said that disperse it is. Wherever

16:16

it is that award winning was that a. lot

16:19

of their be there being

16:22

humble it's the a lesbian

16:24

or those of us if

16:26

you're leary on flights. That.

16:32

I love it! I is

16:35

is there are carrying an Olympic gold and syncing.

16:37

It's while to think that they're not also carrying

16:39

a rapier. Her some the with them all the

16:41

time. You would be wearing the metal of a

16:43

time. Yes. The. Metal would be on all the

16:45

time to sort of beyond all the time. That way

16:47

nobody would ask me any questions they've gotten. ever yes

16:49

they would look at the gold medal. ah my

16:51

testing like wow, that's dope. What did he did I

16:54

see to sort out and probably sorts it. Be wild

16:56

if he was a gymnast. South

16:59

I have a very complicated ideas. you guys

17:01

can give me a few beers of years

17:03

I have a firearm s we we we

17:06

rarely ask for that space. I now I

17:08

know it's weird for me that we're not

17:10

going anywhere. Man yeah they'll well as is

17:12

like he got give you a roof so

17:15

you want a quiet or can we still

17:17

do jokes aside as you get like as

17:19

questions if you want again as I as

17:21

is. If he starts to think

17:24

it's like a bad idea is. You.

17:26

Going to say that will stop probably won't.

17:28

Ah, that's not. Rely on my behalf for

17:30

the phrase say out as as easy as

17:32

a bad idea you off her runway to

17:35

take off on the Air Traffic Control of

17:37

the go as they don't know what I

17:39

would actually love to get this bit started

17:41

because I don't know how long it's gonna

17:44

go. An ice floe? Oh my God. not

17:46

again. The same way as you could arrange.

17:48

For. Your office. To. Be

17:51

robbed by Doctor Blade Sword genius

17:53

a high now says is it

17:55

was. Very

17:57

of them. For weeks to the.

18:00

Or you had to start putting up

18:02

a boy or a seat is now.

18:04

it's really important that you sign saying

18:06

week before we have you heard of

18:08

he in a paper he added. you

18:10

see in the paper the Doctor by

18:12

the sword genius second other. Business.

18:16

Had set up as he was started by

18:18

saying V B. C. As

18:20

Z and there I was like oh

18:22

lord, you're not A And and then

18:24

this clip on my phone. it's a

18:27

news report about Doctor by the Sword.

18:29

Genius. Yet. The. Anchor.

18:31

Looks a lot like me. Because

18:35

it's my brother, you say? I v This

18:37

parts gonna be tricky but you have to

18:39

start bringing a sort of. Can

18:43

rewind because you heard

18:45

about Survivor for genius?

18:48

right? Oh cool who who

18:50

had so in.your blade sword genius finally

18:52

arrives of this is a a professional

18:54

stop person. Obviously. Yeah,

18:57

who had a right to who has. Who.

18:59

Says deep. Deep. Financial

19:01

debt Only way they can free

19:03

their family from his by sacrificing

19:06

their lives to for this Ruth.

19:10

You run a risk their deathbeds because

19:12

his his birthday is on bird of

19:14

straight for they put the work and

19:16

do still exists of with a sword

19:19

to become Doctor Boy the swords it

19:21

is plausible they get thrown out ideas

19:23

or that are It's a find why

19:25

they get started marking over other real

19:27

Quiznos for real and his i'm also

19:29

create citizens the criminal he doesn't get

19:31

antsy the question or ago a growing

19:33

arguing that seven guy now lets everybody

19:35

father by this to they have to

19:37

know. Is. He a genius with the

19:39

sword or a sword wielding genius. I. Mean,

19:42

it's kind of both right now. Yes,

19:44

I've seen as with a sword that

19:46

that implies yeah right As three of

19:48

the boy type of genius is this

19:50

is yeah yeah so is. I didn't

19:52

answer my question how size of with

19:54

Travis this is not the space able

19:56

to I see the faithful They arrived.

19:58

Yeah Ah Doctor Blaze. The or

20:00

genius the everyone's surprise bursts

20:02

into the. Office. And.

20:05

The pay roll off at a pair off as

20:07

it takes the door in. Yeah, And then

20:10

you. Try. To to

20:12

the best your abilities said as is

20:14

arguably the swords Yeah op You are

20:16

kills. Oh no yeah, sorry,

20:18

I'll share. We sediments it's. The.

20:21

Body Count on this

20:23

particular suggestion from just

20:25

in, Tyler Mcelroy is

20:27

to one of my

20:29

smarter than you most

20:31

notably Great Bad Zoonotic.

20:34

Diseases or junior professor Also like

20:36

they robot guys would just kill

20:39

for real a good idea that's

20:41

why it's so important to you.

20:43

Let me send these other. It's

20:47

ok. Here's the next few words I was

20:49

gonna say. Is. Okay,

20:52

thank you as if I get a

20:55

zealous his elbows It is vague now,

20:57

but notably the person most deal with

20:59

a sword doesn't know that South Said

21:01

yards have. Absolutely. That's why it's holding.

21:04

The way I did so they could be in

21:06

his his. Dad's house said

21:08

right? so this is a good idea.

21:10

So far I'm almost done then. Hard

21:12

to hear that and air dead on

21:15

the ground. The boss sees. The.

21:17

Sword and Dogs your blade. The swords. Yeah and

21:19

there's only one person that has said when you

21:21

get killed you have to throw your sword back

21:23

or exactly like Abs Down and around also used

21:25

to do that. I don't think easy trust you

21:28

sell the only way down your pride. While any

21:30

weapon you don't want to hurt a yes. Ah,

21:32

And then your boss falling as he

21:35

has decided demonstrate their swords skills alternately.

21:38

Is. He's a man. You could just do it wrong

21:40

in front of them. And. That's

21:43

one way for sarah feel dizzy all that

21:45

all the time in his. And

21:47

that's my two different ideas. Either one would be

21:49

one of those. Ah,

21:53

I. I have. I have an

21:55

idea. Do. Need room

21:57

for no? I don't have to sort sweet to

21:59

the point. Your. Boss is one

22:01

thing. One.

22:04

Thing. That. Is your bosses? And.

22:06

He doesn't feed to all the employees at

22:08

the office like a punch. A hungry little

22:11

baby. Birds. One. Thing is fencing

22:13

as you want to take that from

22:15

him, make it a workplace activity. On.

22:18

To say. And what about the bosses

22:20

surface of yeah, what about this thirty

22:22

four years in the theaters like? ah.

22:25

Another. Fencing mug and Scot. Free

22:28

but I as I say it's really great

22:31

that you're out. You're looking after the bosses,

22:33

the landlords, Like

22:36

way on earth faith. They work

22:38

so hard for ice you only

22:40

have to worry about what a

22:43

hermit they have to worry about.

22:46

Imagine. That.

22:50

They get to blow off steam, is

22:52

fencing and you want to take several

22:54

Lord I Pods fences when you're not

22:56

looking. At

22:59

I don't agree. When they get home I meet

23:01

any time you're not looking. I'm

23:05

I feel like that was really helpful.

23:07

Do you agree? Yeah I think of

23:09

as I was just asking the one

23:12

percent but I said a bit more

23:14

clear hundred percent our way out of

23:16

an hour out of the audience. Yeah

23:18

have a budget we were like has

23:21

some good sovereign they're are so nice.

23:23

Take away Amit Shah putting for me

23:25

but now. Though. That into a

23:27

ted talk and I will buy as much as he

23:29

got a few Guy. Selling

23:33

products out although who am

23:35

I kidding? Capitalism. And

23:38

to forgive what I'm going to

23:40

proceed say because it serves as

23:42

mug. Shot,

23:46

I can win people over by sitting

23:48

out there. But yeah, dog in the

23:50

laziest magical way. That's.

23:55

Question why you're buying

23:57

vague maddow. I can.

24:00

Into my mother to let me put

24:02

metallic dinosaurs sculptures in our front yard.

24:06

See. Things They are ugly and

24:08

tacky, but I think they are

24:11

majestic. We live

24:13

in rural west Austin. So.

24:15

They could easily be seen as an eyesore,

24:17

but I think they are fun now. Griffin

24:19

tells me their role was Austin and thought

24:21

he should know. Cause is.

24:23

A part of your for a little less

24:26

than one direct what role as often as

24:28

part of Chicago Board of Image Audited is

24:30

part of Zoc. I said yes or it's.

24:32

Ah, At or with that location

24:34

may get an eyesore were wouldn't be

24:37

other places. No, probably not.

24:39

not. A brothers. How do I convince.

24:42

My mom to let me put up at

24:44

least one dinosaur sculpture to spruce up our

24:46

yard. as from delightful dinosaurs in

24:48

dripping everyone in your mind's eyes

24:50

to take a seconds as imagine

24:52

what you think. The. Question

24:54

askers wanting to put up in their

24:57

moms yard and then Paul's you could

24:59

be so kind as to supply them

25:01

They were It makes her and with

25:03

this is set by their house. Now.

25:11

Now I have thought i don't

25:13

know Your mom. But

25:16

yeah, here's what I'll say

25:18

if your list of this

25:20

later. Oh boy.

25:24

Is it's I made a tin man out

25:26

of a dinosaur. Insane. It It is city.

25:30

As color blocks it's gotta read.

25:32

Tell me in a blue lag

25:34

in our grievances or bad yeah

25:36

man someone threw it. Sounds as

25:38

flight of stairs of an old

25:40

old boats it says i know

25:42

above. All both

25:44

I'm our our our job is this

25:46

from is this did you make this.

25:48

We say no Fuck. Weight

25:51

set up everyone. Everyone's set

25:53

up a. Distaste

25:55

did you make this? Awesome

25:58

Far south as address. Oh.

26:05

Wow, there's. A guy

26:07

not even thought about race. See

26:09

now that's like somebody shot a

26:12

bullet and you guys was a

26:14

direct hit Me: Yes. I

26:17

agree with your mom. That.

26:19

You said not put one

26:21

on Said is Lorie Van

26:23

is funny business. I agree

26:25

with your mom that you

26:27

should not put one dinosaur

26:29

in the yeah. You.

26:32

Sing opera. One dinosaur in the

26:34

yard. Your mom's right now. One

26:36

dinosaurs ago. Your yard Now. If

26:39

you want to put a lotta dinosaurs

26:41

in your yard. And

26:45

I got something on medal animals.

26:48

We. Were talking about Bass Aids. They

26:50

have a proud three dishes and there's

26:52

a lot of power wrapped up in.

26:54

I'm like in Huntington, we have the

26:56

Pink Elephant in the think draft at

26:58

opposite ends in the city and they

27:01

helped to keep everything a balance right?

27:03

Yes, they don't. There's no ley line

27:05

running out of sweet, less rigid and

27:07

am it's them to the blue. Suffer

27:09

is losing her about equal distance between

27:11

my house and my in laws house.

27:14

There. Is a large oxen with a

27:16

bowler hat on and those are you

27:18

a star? He goes to the fucking

27:20

cloud. Been here in Chicago which is

27:22

a dog. People don't notice it

27:25

was going to be a top of the didn't

27:27

get to for hims innocent man. Has

27:30

a capital as of says. So

27:34

a whole garden of about then you

27:36

gonna themed on now. Got a home

27:38

and azure counterpoint? You can do one.

27:41

Really? Big death to them. It's a

27:43

thing, right? You just have one. Because

27:45

plus I'm legit. This as massacre your

27:47

mom's point. There's. No way

27:49

that just naturally fits in with

27:52

whatever they I had. No, no

27:54

fail. It can be eight inches

27:57

tall. Yeah, but every well free

27:59

fall. Now it's the rest of

28:01

the yards broadly. News shout: Can you

28:03

set the south a the number of

28:06

feet tall? This is. Five.

28:12

That's. That's a

28:14

that's right. I don't know what line

28:16

with that is right or Milan idea.

28:18

if he was, it's on the bubble

28:21

man. I don't know if we went

28:23

around everywhere. See now we've got some

28:25

friends can stand on it's own, right?

28:27

right? Six and up can be on

28:29

it's own. Six kids turn into a

28:32

pool tasting. Yeah, right right now my

28:34

legs of idiots who had zero cats

28:36

at least an hour of my i

28:38

feel like a lack of commitment to

28:40

six you would have been. Sick Five

28:43

looks like you're looking for a

28:45

bad theme park to donate Am

28:47

Five as seems like fun as

28:49

the store. Yeah, Unless you

28:52

get a bunch of pies and then

28:54

it's now the get on. You got

28:56

a new little museum in your yard

28:58

and line one foot Ian Malcolm to

29:00

go under. And yeah, create a horse.

29:02

Have now I will say this looks

29:04

like maybe something from the World Market

29:07

collection. I would be surprised if they

29:09

offered. An assortment of

29:11

dinosaur varieties. I. Think the

29:13

wildest imaginable scenario is you have

29:15

ten of this exact science or.

29:18

All facing the same way can

29:21

you imagine towards your house. Assist

29:25

us with with one inside

29:28

already. Video

29:31

really the windows First said your

29:33

dad but his faith. I

29:37

have really side you for my name is it is

29:39

as I guess I would have. it really gives you

29:41

that you've I just said your dad. I.

29:44

Appreciate that very much. About

29:47

another question have more of a I.

29:49

The questions were thought they were raised

29:51

on a more that's a good time.

29:53

A herpetologist and training and I catch

29:55

a lotta reptiles and amphibians. A. Level

29:57

of them are five seats so side of

29:59

sars. A while ago I've brought one of

30:01

my kids used to my boyfriend thousand got

30:03

loose in his bedroom. Had

30:07

I had sought this scenario for Murray occurring.

30:10

On a. Brilliant Brilliant

30:13

suggests it added up of i wanted

30:15

one Yeah it says it's that a

30:17

person is or how said I handle

30:19

it. If it does again I'm an

30:22

admit that is So when consider you

30:24

don't know the answer to the first

30:26

crisis. Or. How

30:28

should I handle it if he does again? The

30:30

snake was eventually found and it was. And

30:32

it was non venomous. That's her reptile. Wrangler

30:35

in Wisconsin. Are you here? Are you here

30:37

High now? There is also important some I

30:39

hadn't thought of. This is Delirium allowed. Boyfriend.

30:42

Our user. Upset.

30:46

Now boyfriend is just yes or no

30:48

answer contacts. Were. You alerted

30:50

to the presence of the

30:52

suits suits. Are

30:56

enormous Boyfriend. Before.

30:59

This a car before the animal

31:01

escape. Worth you.

31:03

Knew there was a chance you neither was

31:05

I say as I like that. So

31:08

that are ongoing side of

31:10

i might bring a snake

31:12

home says says his snakes

31:15

exists outside. That's a great.

31:19

Many. fewer in the city of

31:22

Chicago. Whatever. Say

31:24

he thought inside anywhere yeah I was

31:26

a big city I'm in big outside

31:28

their see rings in I would say

31:31

this question asked of for the future.

31:33

That. Is an extremely. Late.

31:36

Time to put the word non venomous.

31:40

Is it said not be for

31:42

future reference? The very very very.

31:44

Very very last word in the class

31:46

Since the interfaces as vivid as fond

31:48

of said arse use of this words

31:50

you can't put it so loads guy

31:52

be earlier and as you also dig

31:54

time to sneak snag a man where

31:56

you said I had so lot of

31:59

reptiles and amphibians. I. Brought one

32:01

of my catches inside. Anyways

32:03

for fake was eventually cause put

32:05

him in a frog or it's

32:08

original know where you read. Every

32:10

herpetologist who has ever gone into the

32:12

field you know they did it because

32:15

they were just a fucking snakes lose.

32:19

Weight am I wrong? I.

32:22

Heard a noise. In

32:25

the audience not a lot of his

32:28

signal. oh no one gets into. it's

32:30

like a perfect frogs Travis Say is

32:32

an amateur game of a lot of

32:35

us when we're walking in the park

32:37

and someone brings their snake and they're

32:39

like you want a pet snakes. And.

32:42

You say like yes sir? A lot of us do it you

32:44

like That was in as weird as I thought it was gonna

32:46

be. But. A lot of people

32:48

like I only want to do that

32:50

Now there was one of my weird

32:53

as zoo going memory yes one time

32:55

as of the synthesizer. And.

32:57

It's guy had a now by

32:59

know like Boa constrictor thing. yeah.

33:02

He put. It on my arms, no thanks. and

33:04

he was like apple every second hand. Gonna open

33:07

up a little enclosure, but it is and he

33:09

broke his enclosure. As. A

33:11

gentleman says. Ah, Me: Ah, just

33:13

hold on a second. And

33:16

last. Why that's

33:18

a thought in Travis? You.

33:21

Just got some tenure as there's

33:23

no that's not a great view.

33:26

It sounds like he got. Advice from

33:28

a Different Advice podcast of Funny

33:30

or was it is fair to

33:33

his beard and nephews. I really

33:35

would love to prone to kid

33:37

I work as a zoo keeper

33:40

mostly and snake department. yeah I'm

33:42

a nasty one. yeah I was

33:44

s I love I love these

33:47

guys. I

33:49

love the way they swagger woods or some

33:51

of as. One

33:53

of those I've read that the rides I

33:56

love other times was in Swain. Moon. Deposit.

34:00

The My lai they eat a hamster so

34:02

slow you a believer. You

34:05

go watch these things eat for weeks. Ah,

34:09

we just move. Your neighbor has a kid

34:11

that most want. That. There's.

34:13

Some us in the third uses in

34:15

here somewhere. There's a neighbor has a

34:18

kid that mowed lawns know I would

34:20

maybe be a better thing there had

34:22

no The kids at Mozilla has a

34:24

kid that has a good them as

34:26

I know like of one might say

34:28

they are room. Theory

34:31

as as. Are several Von We've just

34:33

recently moved in. Our neighbor has created. a

34:35

kid that now said and sees as as

34:37

as several vibe if we would like him

34:39

to cut our lawns and we have rejected

34:41

him and told him we really want to

34:43

cut our own grass and we just. Bought.

34:46

A new mower well as valley mode of

34:48

my mom. Alarm was like shit compared to

34:50

what he does. Further

34:54

photo I do a survivor's

34:56

remorse. Is

35:00

fuckin' rules Those they do for me says

35:03

you this kicks ass okay way I have

35:05

another context as it is very important shouted

35:07

are one word Answer: How old would you

35:09

say this kid is. Twelve.

35:12

That's the perfect. Dads are vague you

35:14

very much a good answer thank all

35:17

that are savage childlike judgment. Yeah, I

35:20

mean, it's the kid. might not give a shit about

35:22

your lawn. The. Kid is like. Kid.

35:24

Lawnmowers professionals.

35:27

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35:29

They can't You can't be like nah, don't want

35:31

to pick up my lawn and then only the

35:34

second round. To

35:36

the inhabitants news and at all my

35:38

money they always have to be no

35:40

I just lied about aware they always

35:42

have to say about it depends on

35:44

their grindstone. Big eyes. If.

35:47

They seized the opportunity to swoop

35:49

in and say, ah, Looks.

35:52

I said. Listen.

35:59

Looks. Super. Not not as easy

36:01

as a lot. so yeah, maybe really

36:03

does It does it over Mr. Joyce

36:05

and say well why you let me

36:08

Dipper, there's like a good are you

36:10

worried about their alleged is Darryl. Patterns

36:14

you do Oh no no no

36:16

no this is his that I

36:18

had to say he down a peg.

36:20

I'm sorry but as them be

36:22

the price you pay for gray

36:24

looking lawn service employee humiliated by

36:26

the Zola advantages may may have

36:28

right? Yeah anything history. Has told us

36:30

that eventually every event that takes place

36:33

in our lives will be a kid

36:35

taking us down a peg, yeah, so

36:37

get started. So. You're like use

36:39

to Sad makes a good point though.

36:41

you're absolutely pay more money than you

36:43

would have had he not have as

36:45

you seven five before you came crawling

36:48

back to business savvy law and. Is

36:51

implausible. What? We're

36:53

dealing with the air is. Settled. On.

36:58

Respected subject. we made me do a

37:00

city job my my life. You flip

37:03

it over at what were the play

37:05

dough is just as here's my card.

37:07

say together. Making

37:09

noise? The river? Hey

37:12

listen, assist us here.

37:15

Is. You. Did. It on

37:17

purpose because you actually hate mowing the

37:19

lawn. only has a long time. His

37:21

essays is a safe place. Yeah, you

37:23

don't assays a bit as know that

37:25

I know. Okay, I

37:28

will say this. I. Don't.

37:30

Have a large yard Neither of my neighbor

37:32

but he bought a riding lawnmower and I

37:34

don't have that and looks really fun for

37:36

him to do it and really hard for

37:38

me to do it. So. Sometimes I'll

37:40

let my longer longer than I said.

37:43

For. Have that I'll be like due to

37:45

go on me to do it. Yeah I

37:47

am a but he loves Ryan that same

37:49

I married as. Is it

37:51

as you said. Asked him if he didn't have a term.

37:54

Know I wouldn't surprise that was As.as of

37:56

Taiwan basket a golf cart. know muslims that

37:58

I don't trouble imagine if I had killer

38:00

blades on the bottom of a golf cart.

38:02

I want to ask next on our company

38:04

your house is like does take it for

38:06

one takes us and know you are I

38:08

know you. Are probably won't Yeah

38:10

I talk a big game. you're

38:13

mad at the you would knock

38:15

on your own neighbor absorb as

38:17

that let alone my neighbors. My

38:19

seen grind said was to mow

38:21

lawns one time. Ah, It

38:23

was our neighbor Tommy's house his dad

38:26

hired me to take his lawn is

38:28

a true story but our lawn more

38:30

success and use. Dazzle

38:32

leads the gas states. Are you

38:34

kidding me? Every way to save

38:37

Cause I gotta push Mower is

38:39

says as I went motives long

38:41

with a push mower was. No.

38:44

Motor or nothing in it's as as

38:46

loading I went about video out your

38:48

own natural athletic still my know and

38:50

I only got about halfway up the

38:52

yard was I that sucks? no way

38:55

and I. Went. Home

38:57

us without. A

39:00

series exuberant to eat later which is has

39:02

like hey I. Never did

39:04

it gets paid. Allow my office

39:06

Andrew, any employees, federal authorities, and

39:08

twenty seven percent approximately of your

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yard that I did mouth I'm

39:13

British or My Wings is an

39:15

all or nothing. I

39:18

don't think that you get paid for the

39:20

amount, well wine. Beautiful

39:22

parts of his yard where I

39:24

make the rest of it looks

39:27

bad. Where a young boy did

39:29

the hardest thing he's ever had

39:31

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39:33

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you want to mix of your

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install face mask. Question.

44:52

Mark not nice, Negative evil. Evil.

45:00

Yeah man I'll never forget when they may

45:02

bad death. Mask of Be Barred Manfred been

45:04

burden of fire of we purchase this odd

45:07

vessel online auction about a years and a

45:09

half ago. seller had it listed as an

45:11

evil entity they purchase and Mccourt shop. In

45:14

Michigan. And a call to

45:16

stop or in a cold saw when

45:18

we communicated we tried only ones. We've

45:22

all experienced the same feeling be outside

45:24

our bodies lucky what was going on

45:26

the roof of are sitting there always

45:28

are you see what she could feel

45:30

Also being a sensitive I picked up

45:32

as seated the burning sensation she felt

45:35

their arms made her job or back

45:37

down. She. Bought a rough go through

45:39

or and as he sort of speaks what

45:41

started Silk is uncontrollably or she had to

45:43

leave the room took a few minutes so

45:45

having a hard time speaking with or whatever

45:47

is physically attacking her was not allowed. We

45:50

gave it know permission to make physical contact

45:52

as we decided to remove it to family

45:54

photos fell on a side table smashing device

45:56

on each asking good or evil as refer

45:58

to patch things up with. What sounded

46:00

like the word in the for. Arcade

46:04

you get black limousine yellow and red and

46:07

a millimeter rose quickly up to one point

46:09

five our daughter in ib since it as

46:11

we self hatred very uneasy we didn't want

46:13

her to hear us. as a said before

46:16

the chances are with it's hazards they just

46:18

don't like you wonder at dragged out because

46:20

of it's baby reactive really have a different

46:22

environments we have the room to attempts negative

46:25

exhibit among us. We. Think it's negative Any

46:27

unser of evil. We. Sue

46:29

start my bidding at just above

46:31

the cost of what I paid

46:33

for the I'd us as to

46:36

cover the costs of selling. Yes,

46:39

Right away all on the cost

46:41

of soured. I don't believe in

46:43

hiking them up. The. Bidding is

46:45

your decision. As rehoming

46:47

items is my goal. Yeah.

46:49

It has already begun. Yeah.

46:52

Yeah, you are on E Bay though. My favorite

46:54

part of every child's play movie is when the

46:56

parents are like. We.

46:59

Did spend a lot of money on ads

47:01

also. Mom

47:03

and Dad is a fire. Take

47:07

you back to the inside of

47:09

the Mask Fixer. Thanks! Yes! Hey

47:11

guys Hegang I can smell that.

47:15

Hey Paul, this is all well and good. But

47:17

I'm right to me. Pause. On. With

47:19

a Todd's haunting guise, this our to

47:21

read this one verbatim. This

47:23

is Todd. He. Is a

47:26

trickster. Love to play

47:28

pranks and six people. He. Lose

47:30

his pants landslide. They

47:33

will have you go it. He will go

47:35

or have you going around in circles. He

47:37

does move his vessel. It is very slight

47:40

for what I've seen. You. Wouldn't even

47:42

know he moved it. But

47:46

he'll cook is but I know what

47:48

I could sell. he wrote it. I

47:50

would definitely take a picture to see

47:52

how exactly he was placed. If.

47:55

You love pranks! You

47:58

have thought of, you know. Thank

48:00

you and am would definitely get along.

48:03

The. Way all long as you

48:05

to listen. I

48:07

would. If you love pranks you had

48:09

him. Would definitely get along. Definitely.

48:12

Needs a keeper who does it.

48:14

Mine pranks, I

48:16

would definitely recommend setting boundaries

48:18

on how far he didn't

48:21

go with the plan. Yeah

48:23

man, I can't surf enough.

48:25

That's. True whether we're talking about dolls

48:27

or says but if I messily. Travis.

48:30

At yeah, Not. Dolls. Time.

48:33

I I don't feel

48:35

positive energy from him.

48:38

But. I

48:40

also don't feel negative energy from

48:43

him. He is only there was

48:45

a word. Is definitely

48:48

an interesting spirit to. Get

48:50

to know which has only agreed,

48:52

but it is. The red also

48:54

looks illuminated. Todd's all over the

48:56

fucking well. Man, it's because he's

48:58

on negative or positive gray. He's

49:00

he says negative part. Hey, Speaking

49:02

a new to spirits. Let's.

49:04

Me another one. Now

49:08

listen, you know I love neutral

49:10

Roberta. see his might all that

49:12

I keep our eyes my goal

49:15

for a burner death. Refer to

49:17

him close as prisoners, embarrassed and

49:19

mess. It says. Listen.

49:22

His sister's neutral spirit know a on

49:24

of. I. Have unusual spirit

49:26

and my home sir and that is

49:28

known who fear an hour. As a

49:30

nutshell, spirit is a looks like it's

49:32

have a floppy clown as he can

49:34

see the pacer. It's a neutral spirits

49:37

now. Everyone. Thinks.

49:39

Of a question in your mind. How

49:41

me as big of a question your

49:43

my, you're lucky the saw you have

49:45

one question in your mind's think about

49:47

questions about one question. I'm an answer

49:49

for you with the very first line

49:51

which gives you the most important information.

49:53

Great. I'm. Unsure

49:56

of Bobby's gender,

49:58

the press. Great.

50:05

Folks folks.

50:09

As a description of. An item that

50:11

you are selling that is one of the

50:14

sort of more wild ways to. I'm unsure

50:16

of Bobby Cinder as it has really given

50:18

me a clear answer to that question. Though.

50:21

Not necessarily harmful. This spirit

50:23

is a major. Trickster so beware

50:25

of that is something going on in

50:28

the spiritual lane that we need to

50:30

be concerned about. This is where they

50:32

also say when some a sec about

50:34

a neutral things me rarely is the

50:37

word be way or associate And yes.

50:39

So. It definitely. Seems

50:41

to favor women over men. I.

50:44

Don't know if it's due to

50:46

possible trauma or is a simple

50:49

preference. what the fuck are they

50:51

doing in it's fucking sales description

50:53

is says buyer beware I guess

50:55

I thought oh now I'm ah

50:57

I just saw the spirit goes

51:00

haywire where my husband is near

51:02

the vessel. You

51:04

so concerned? About this as

51:06

they want to brag on authorizes.

51:08

I get it. Also weighed. Hey

51:11

wired to you is like do a

51:14

lot yeah right I get it can

51:16

be a bit uncooperative when trying to

51:18

communicate with white man like many editor

51:21

observes feel fine said it is a

51:23

little bit a cooperative rb our conversation

51:25

for the vessel itself as it in

51:28

the best conditions that ex used to

51:30

be quote. Broken.

51:34

D The hot adult of on

51:36

ago. that's. You. Don't need

51:39

describe it that way. Ever In a

51:41

million years I never want a look

51:43

too bad bought up the next unbroken.

51:48

May have you run on a vessel.

51:51

Lastly, Is. One.

51:53

Of my favorites I've ever covered and

51:55

I might buy a holy shit. The

52:00

Just a racehorse. I'm gonna redo all

52:02

of you guys described censor back in

52:04

form of a hugo weaving with a

52:06

pseudo is probably all. These are probably

52:08

still for sale. You

52:12

guys know it was like a

52:14

little raccoon karma he was telling.

52:17

I don't know if. He

52:20

looks like a chihuahua band and

52:22

okay ah, science lab and or

52:24

whatever. Okay so here's the disc

52:26

or so ago Mob: Why superhero

52:28

attacks? Here's the discuss: Are you

52:30

going on Represents a villain. That's.

52:33

A see what is a seat. Men are

52:35

like am. I

52:38

want to plan. and you're drawn to a babbel. I want

52:40

to pet him. Promises.

52:43

He was when I was. It feels that

52:45

way. I'm on his old listen. Hugo

52:47

is here and there and seems to

52:50

be everywhere. Sometimes

52:53

he is nowhere to be

52:55

found and syphilis was. If

53:01

you're leaving the Wizards the Golden i

53:04

dropped a fucking bag spirit as you

53:06

go. If you're leaving the house, he

53:08

just wants to come with. He.

53:11

Is a little fellow, easy verging

53:13

on top of that. See, I

53:15

like him again. He has a

53:17

little like him again. Easy to

53:19

travel with. And that's the

53:21

whole discussing. That's if they

53:23

don't even like it's haunted. It

53:26

says the things they as you though.

53:28

it is here there and everywhere. Us.

53:32

Around are coming around on a

53:34

mass of course it's a mask

53:36

Sabbath Paul quip I needed a

53:38

lot these father new hard drives

53:40

the the tennis lonely be the

53:42

leading. An easy same always files

53:45

small. I fuckin' love you Go! He's

53:47

everywhere that their entire distributed. By the

53:49

way, that's all we know about you

53:51

though he may not even be hot

53:53

as in retrospect, this much as the

53:55

air cooled all might as vehicle both

53:57

of those you're hot adult wants to

53:59

fargo. Chicago.

54:03

Chicago we're going as some people

54:05

to come down to the microphone

54:07

here. Center stage right in front

54:09

of God and everyone. Has.

54:12

Okay, I morgan my pronounces

54:14

years. Later. This summer

54:16

I'm donating a kidney. Since.

54:22

You can that for mining

54:24

See some further her as

54:26

soon as we retire on

54:28

body right not just one

54:30

yard line around Civil guard

54:32

it on a different podcast.

54:34

Oh up fun but. The.

54:36

Tradition at the Hospital Rush where I'm

54:38

donating is that they. Do. A

54:41

little lake Hero. Walks. Where.

54:43

You're in a hallway and there's all these

54:46

people lined up. And. They clap

54:48

at you and I hate. It yet?

54:50

Or of course, yes, hire, you haven't

54:52

done it before, right? Because forget that.

54:56

More and more as if you've done

54:59

these cities or days you off of

55:01

course do not do it affected by

55:03

yes. But.

55:06

I'm the kind of person who donate a kidney to a stranger, so

55:08

I don't. Want. To say no and make them set right.

55:10

Of course no, you can't say no because people

55:12

are going to clapper to Morgan as fuck. And

55:14

while, so what are some cool. Things I

55:16

can say. Well. They walk

55:18

me down the aisle. And they

55:20

were me supportive. Let's start

55:22

with this second times: the

55:24

charm wouldn't sell off of.

55:29

Morgan. You're the

55:31

one giving a kid me

55:33

you can have for whatever

55:35

the fuck you wanna start

55:37

say about this fucking club

55:39

or. Out

55:42

where you know what to look

55:44

at the cemetery in a fucking

55:47

Egyptian letter with her hands on

55:49

the side of but you don't

55:51

have to see the do go

55:54

kidney be on standing on the

55:56

time. since of

55:58

face more than. Know why

56:00

you're the one you please see any

56:03

sense of really good points I use

56:05

the amazing give you pause would person

56:07

over. Says

56:11

that exact moment you see someone said

56:13

we're dressed they'll have like a real

56:15

point that variety as you are some

56:17

of like kidneys and then you just

56:19

give them a tough sell. Yeah oh

56:21

cool what right does it reflect would

56:23

be a very amazed they've all birds

56:25

that is it as a balance is

56:27

our and where I guess it was

56:30

a visitor. say they do that as

56:32

your was like it was it Amazon

56:34

as. I

56:36

might serve. You

56:40

could go. The opposite direction which is be.

56:42

Fucking Stupid. Out of your mind as he

56:44

walked down this. Receiving: Line to

56:46

decide gas here. it's hot. Summers

56:50

surpasses. Yell

56:52

Five! So excited to get

56:55

a good me roads I

56:57

want us. Witness Israel, but

56:59

that's a pretty good so.

57:04

I've walked out with her

57:06

do both have given him

57:08

the bad one us. So

57:10

Tommy one it as a one. See what

57:13

I put all the bad. Fucking

57:15

stone in it was. As.

57:19

You're going under this. Tell the surgeon as buried

57:21

all the clues inside is the best. His love.

57:25

Of lung cancer Man on your health

57:27

and it has get me some part

57:29

was like. Own. Is

57:31

there are clues? I

57:33

guess I'll it'll be a little

57:35

poke around the earth and it

57:37

was as if I'm there a

57:39

diamond down a kidney stone. Your

57:41

thoughts? that's awesome. I'm pretty sure

57:43

I was the one show Martin

57:46

Source in a tiny ship. Whoa!

57:48

Now that now inhabit in the

57:50

movie know it's absolutely not with

57:52

happened in the movie interface that

57:54

nobody in this audiences see. Oh

57:56

sorry while Chicago Day version interface

57:58

heads over here. Morgan.

58:01

You. Want to backed out of? Absolutely.

58:03

Not Okay. This was your one chance

58:05

to do it legally. A

58:08

mortgage? Have you thought about the Fab? Easier to

58:10

have to walk back to your see with a

58:12

bunch of people who are here. Your yes, My

58:21

life in a lifetime opportunity. We're going

58:23

to fucking cancel it out. Okay no

58:25

going to walk as your see is

58:27

the please sign no one ha Then

58:29

you're going to decide which like better.

58:33

This is Huge. No seriously don't think

58:35

I would be. The wound versus the

58:37

voters is illness that only special this

58:40

or mean something someday without. How what

58:42

does that help? Morgan. Stanley

58:45

Morgan though. Hello

58:51

Hi I'm I'm Charlie Now you

58:53

see him school? I

58:56

worked at an icing of that's why

58:58

I'm here and I work as a

59:00

Zamboni driver. Cool. As

59:02

I say, Charlie, you did was your

59:04

resume. Rabbit Zamboni didn't work at an

59:07

ice rink. just I don't be so

59:09

freelance. As Three Zamboni I was young

59:11

we we sometimes to go awful for

59:13

that. but man. You

59:16

ever ever recorded the availability voting java

59:18

down the street Weather like Ira Go

59:20

to Assess Assess Three Honest with. That

59:23

is how you train for them. In

59:26

a zamboni from one place? Yeah, yeah,

59:28

well. I'm and where the point of?

59:30

I know very little about hockey. And

59:32

I are. How to. How do I

59:34

interact with people that are hockey players?

59:37

Big hockey fans? yeah Charlie mine. She

59:39

made a little bit of a bio

59:41

real quick on how ones up job

59:43

and a zamboni. Had

59:46

a it is you dislike hold

59:48

Sulfur was last big round pools

59:51

house as the the non funny

59:53

answers that it's also at a

59:55

pool that I started working out

59:58

first. Good

1:00:00

world slow know they like all

1:00:02

your really good at taking care of

1:00:04

the water. how are you a just

1:00:07

driving was receivers and serving. think about

1:00:09

what of the pool was colder

1:00:11

and theory does. Yeah

1:00:14

at but Rob. And

1:00:17

needed to be sliced off. Yes ah

1:00:20

but yeah basically bail the puzzle me

1:00:22

open in the summer? yeah and so

1:00:24

indoor outdoor audible get out. There are

1:00:27

so now present bony driver know the

1:00:29

pool is outside. The

1:00:31

I Know I'd set of rules are

1:00:33

not an awful lot. Going.

1:00:40

Said it on a guy. Hurry set up

1:00:42

was as you by the way. I'm

1:00:45

sorry. I didn't think the series in the

1:00:47

winter of it was that your eyes isn't really

1:00:49

smart. Why is that? everybody? Very. Idea

1:00:52

was and I think and I know chicago

1:00:54

get full. But I don't

1:00:57

think it's a i bring out the library

1:00:59

nine months out of. If only there was

1:01:01

some of which had asked. Certain

1:01:05

away from the my good. Nothing

1:01:08

at all as them have them

1:01:10

again sites around since two different

1:01:12

says yeah of a success yeah

1:01:14

it's cool it's fun Their margaret

1:01:16

is very i read yeah you

1:01:18

don't I just like tribalism bony

1:01:20

right side of it is actually

1:01:22

very probably the first time I

1:01:24

would think certain like oh it's

1:01:26

did do get used to it

1:01:28

but a cellphone know I bet

1:01:30

refine our best vices it was

1:01:32

it's dairy to you know there's

1:01:34

a single. Blade and mans yeah

1:01:36

that was really suggest similar way

1:01:38

home I'm way I don't lose

1:01:40

his job and it's scary when

1:01:43

you do the zamboni. Well no

1:01:45

judgment until now. like a little

1:01:47

bit because the. Is that?

1:01:49

The Big Blade Runner grammarly season right

1:01:51

is there is a boy and I

1:01:53

would hope so. I. Have to. I

1:01:56

have to do it while there are like also people

1:01:58

on the ice. Hey

1:02:00

Early Earth about the fact that

1:02:02

you are able to hold a

1:02:04

bunch of mother fuckers lives in

1:02:06

your hands and that as a

1:02:08

stress you out above making an

1:02:10

interest in hockey is like few

1:02:12

months here. I com literally Charlie,

1:02:14

what are you Share similar questions

1:02:16

early sir figure Zamboni driver for

1:02:18

seven years ago. In and seventy

1:02:20

years you kill One part of

1:02:22

that Yeah, that seems pretty good

1:02:25

to me citizens. Will they give

1:02:27

you that was hiring It would

1:02:29

be at the. End of the said

1:02:31

I cared about pets the vaccine would

1:02:33

you would be a good time for

1:02:35

retired yeah what about how they know

1:02:37

you're done for as probably We also

1:02:40

mother was very cold months arbitrarily do

1:02:42

it so do with here in Chicago

1:02:44

or yup it's suburban because I am

1:02:46

into his yards. Are you interested at

1:02:48

all and. You

1:02:51

could do you think? get on board with

1:02:53

the world spotted Worst potency best. Friend

1:03:08

ever sorry that I provide a

1:03:10

reminder that was towed Saying that,

1:03:12

Assess: how much do they know

1:03:14

about Zamboni? Usually very little very

1:03:16

their head out. You don't have

1:03:19

to know about their world, they

1:03:21

don't know about your that huge

1:03:23

and what have you to deal

1:03:25

the other one of us with

1:03:27

their giant i say an Mit

1:03:29

Blaze other v you have a

1:03:32

giant wave of your. Fantasies.

1:03:37

A carrier zamboni gas that even

1:03:39

allow worse when you're not on

1:03:42

the zamboni. you know, like I

1:03:44

just finished up on the zamboni

1:03:46

That says real loud. So touchy

1:03:49

about hockey. Tomorrow.

1:03:51

I ought to be this. I saw the

1:03:53

as recently as the Things You Can same

1:03:55

response to anything anyone says ceo where the

1:03:58

you know about are not yeah. Believer.

1:04:01

Oh okay, then they're like, how did

1:04:03

you see that trade for that our

1:04:05

hockey team does when? Yeah, can you

1:04:07

believe us? Out you see the game

1:04:09

Eyesight? Yeah can you believe us? Visit.

1:04:12

It sounds so specific and yet

1:04:14

is the most nothing ever. Okay,

1:04:16

here's another solid technique where you

1:04:19

could just repeat the last three

1:04:21

words the person said and this

1:04:23

always worth one hundred percent. Amazing

1:04:25

Opposition aggressively started Charlie about like

1:04:28

selling general like will come out

1:04:30

hot seat like don't ask them

1:04:32

questions are they heard about there's

1:04:34

a child prodigy an Encounter Bedard

1:04:37

know what the heck. Just

1:04:39

take breaks. Okay said. say that

1:04:41

person. there's a child prodigy. Connor

1:04:43

Bedard. Child

1:04:46

prodigy Connor. But that's our words, not mine

1:04:48

As far as yeah, yeah, you might want

1:04:50

to make it a classic by a larger early.

1:04:52

The were okay. I thought I'd been are at

1:04:54

all. He had started on Thursday. sort of

1:04:56

of the United States you fall down, yet

1:04:58

the fed. oh he fell down to the

1:05:00

heard. That was so much more

1:05:02

than three words. Timing is a sudden. I

1:05:07

or more sorry go ahead of

1:05:09

it's other a hockey. he got

1:05:11

a booboo on his mouth and

1:05:13

had to become. Big. Soup

1:05:15

says big soup fan? Yeah

1:05:18

no. I

1:05:21

do. For am I putting Charlie Knows

1:05:24

Hockey mask that yeah or yeah. If

1:05:26

you want to thank you know I

1:05:28

can dig Superfan. Yeah I like R

1:05:30

S Charlie to say to read that

1:05:32

helped her. Oh yes it does. Thousand

1:05:34

pounds. He

1:05:42

he salame not a

1:05:44

stranger calming down to

1:05:47

take over those supplies.

1:05:49

Oh. I'm Helen. Hi

1:05:52

out! So I am a snack

1:05:54

first and cannot go about my

1:05:56

life angry. This is a consistent

1:05:58

problem for me. right? This

1:06:00

is a wonderful framing of this question because

1:06:03

I know what their classmates town go on.

1:06:05

Yeah. Ah my question is. Is.

1:06:08

A socially acceptable to let's

1:06:10

say, bring a thermos of

1:06:13

hotdog thou. Either

1:06:16

you I keep the for myself

1:06:18

as an offer to share. I

1:06:20

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