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were hauled to an office and forced to wait

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as this was the time before cellphones are

21:53

dad couldn't find us that our rendezvous spot

21:56

and alerted security eventually

21:58

he sounds as sheepishly sitting sheepishly

22:00

the security office we were all

22:02

kicked out the

22:05

we knew we were done for no more

22:07

titanic monday's or six flags when

22:09

say we would be relegated

22:11

to do chores and watching mori the rest

22:13

of the summer but must to our surprise

22:15

gadget wanna tell our mom that he let us roam

22:18

around six flags on attended while

22:20

heat shield in the air conditioned the

22:22

corporate yeah i was like a ghost dad

22:24

doing mammals the home yep

22:25

the replay you go have fun leave

22:27

me alone totally i'm an atheist

22:30

seventeen dollar hamburger so

22:32

we just all agreed that we learned our lesson

22:34

and that mom did needs and know that the

22:36

nuggets the decided to

22:38

stay away from six flags for week two

22:40

i think dad secretly sounded hilarious

22:42

but would never say that's we resumed

22:45

regular six lakh ship but always

22:47

wear sunglasses and half of the gate

22:49

support six it's a guy

22:51

that so

22:54

beginners it essential than

22:56

the eight your brother were a long beard

22:58

like a minus it's it's it's a c

23:00

just knew they had facial recognition

23:03

technology kids logic

23:05

i had several six flags stories from being

23:08

a frequent visitor over the years if you

23:10

ever

23:10

more you know we want more yes

23:12

we need our amusement park are

23:15

you yeah we i got

23:17

burst on and at disney the

23:19

on that train roller coaster

23:22

the sender fun another sentiment

23:24

around the summer of

23:26

thunder and my eighty five

23:28

done from someone else someone the train the

23:30

person ahead of

23:31

the for can parked on the rest the

23:33

train lead us at all had to be and

23:35

sit on the screen and silence for the rest of

23:37

the roller coaster everyone was completely

23:39

bar find like and that now

23:43

did i go now of whatever that

23:45

kid had been eating all day by kind candy

23:48

and fiat and thought it really

23:50

you need and soon a noodle casserole

23:53

whatever of while

23:55

lobster family with a day as on date

23:57

with needed to oh no

23:59

we had a good the radio

24:01

need africa

24:05

oh you'll make out the parking

24:07

the out with the cynic of my life

24:09

or get never had sinuses are is no

24:11

way

24:12

i think i told you this one but this is christine

24:14

thomasine who is it a front of my sisters

24:16

from high school her in her family words

24:18

as the land and she was staring

24:20

at girl who had really should really

24:22

big hair with like should kind

24:24

of really are no foot site not

24:27

a natural like a fro kind of or

24:29

like really curly but like big and circular

24:32

uh-huh all around head and the as

24:34

she was staring at the hair like ooh that's really good

24:36

hair the hair just went flat

24:38

and she was like my eyes and then she realized

24:40

it because somebody barked on oh the

24:42

tram onto this girl's head oh

24:45

poor girl witness

24:47

the entire thing is

24:50

fucking theme parks man there ain't mirror

24:53

though anymore i don't engage

24:56

you what if we if we get an of stories

24:58

you want the guy anymore declaration it people

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telling us or his friends with them says

25:02

i'm two lines waste in the end of the

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so they're telling us that they have more success stories

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yes please send more and please

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put in a subject line these are my more sex

25:12

life stories place thank

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you for your podcast and thank you for being

25:16

friend say sexy and keep your arms

25:18

and legs in the side the train it nine

25:20

sailor a sailor

25:24

grades are tail you nailed it he

25:26

gave us so many thing

25:28

our i used my last one it's actually about a date

25:30

and sell it says that be

25:32

careful what you put in your pocket on day

25:36

hello there and hello from london

25:38

and a huge fan of yours and i know you are huge

25:40

fans of things found the wall

25:43

and also treasure sign of these

25:45

you also my defenses something that has just

25:47

happened to me i shall call it sings

25:50

found on dates like being

25:52

parked on last night i

25:54

went on date last night when and

25:56

it was decided we should try a little spontaneous

25:59

malarkey

26:00

welcome to dating and your forties hey

26:02

malarkey says i in case you are

26:04

unaware that mad lurking as british

26:06

activity of the victorian times when

26:08

you basically scavenge around for trader

26:11

in the mud and stones and knows

26:13

what of a river i follow lot

26:15

my lurking and surrounds are fucking fascinating

26:18

we had so many plans to go malarkey money

26:20

months and know happened for

26:22

it never happened to egypt wake up alexa in

26:24

in the mornings out outside dallas

26:26

dealbreaker that's dealbreaker for

26:28

and this case it was the river thames

26:30

and this was my first mud lark out

26:33

that the thing we're improper city of

26:35

london territory under sad as a st

26:37

paul's cathedral the tate modern opposite

26:40

us across the river was around eight

26:42

pm at night and i was in

26:44

a carefully selected white some suit

26:46

with white converse he was in jeans

26:48

with equally trainer after

26:51

we didn't pass group drunk men climbing

26:53

down on steps and setting of are scattered

26:55

rubbish we came to rocky part

26:57

of the riverbed to start thinking about it

26:59

, so peaceful down there and surprisingly

27:01

sexy watching my date dig about

27:03

the mud with his hands with

27:06

sorry really quick this person

27:08

were a white jumpsuit

27:09

an hour mark yeah i think she's showing

27:11

how spontaneous and fun she can be

27:14

dutch

27:15

we found old clay tithing of

27:17

old age cigarettes bits of pottery

27:19

and even an animal hipbone and

27:22

then i hit goals hit found a fully

27:24

intact prehistoric fossilized

27:26

shark tooth

27:28

fight segue a year before i'd been hanging

27:31

with friends and a river beats intense

27:33

uk when one of them sound the prehistoric

27:36

searches so last night and my desire

27:38

to impress i may have slightly over

27:40

and my expertise of

27:42

fossilize search sees a super

27:45

shots with my treasure i popped

27:47

the success in the my jumpsuit pocket and

27:49

we carried on squelching of for bit

27:51

before deciding to go for address that

27:54

for an hour later when were settled at

27:56

bar

27:56

and i decide to excitedly study my searches

27:59

it

28:00

the meeting at had it's one pointed

28:02

shark bait and then a sick or base

28:04

of the scenes and that was when my

28:06

date took it in his hand and slowly

28:08

slips it upside down

28:10

it turns out the one pointed

28:12

the shark bit wasn't at this point

28:15

but more of choose rocks and

28:18

in the light of the bar we could see that the thicker

28:20

base was actually very clearly

28:22

a textured almost crater like surface

28:25

the

28:25

reality hit them from his face

28:27

to mine i have not found a shark

28:29

says i should found a human oh

28:34

no but a bit

28:36

of manage internet searching we found

28:38

out that before dentist and

28:40

densest or unquote people with bad

28:42

teachers had the morons shouts and

28:44

sucked into the sewers or they traveled

28:46

in all kinds of shit for the river waiting

28:49

to be found two hundred plus years later

28:51

by to forty year olds on date there

28:54

were even mid nineteenth century tooth

28:56

pullers who wear leather hat with lots

28:59

of teeth decorating the hot

29:01

yeah it says

29:03

google it i still can't unsee the hat

29:05

with eighty nineties who i'm going

29:07

to and so here i am this morning writing

29:09

to you with the date and

29:12

random human to still in my

29:14

house yeah

29:18

i can't stop wondering about the life of the

29:20

human to one's own says and

29:23

then the lock i have had and finding a

29:25

brilliant man in my forties post

29:27

horrible divorce and world

29:29

pandemics who is not only kind

29:31

of elyria and looks sexy digging

29:33

in river months that he is still here

29:35

after i forced him to carry the tooth

29:38

for rest of the nine assists have no way

29:40

was i throwing it away and no way

29:42

that nasser was going back in my pocket

29:45

systems a sexy and be careful what

29:47

you put in your pocket on day the

29:51

i like that white suit gonna

29:53

like footfall the said yes

29:55

and yes on some oh

30:00

i thought

30:01

in the description i was like is this

30:03

gonna be like

30:05

duffy sit up

30:09

during worst case scenario be as it but

30:12

actually i think human suit

30:14

as a little bit grocers to me the

30:16

really gross you i don't you what

30:18

i hope that

30:19

super old could it's almost more disgusting

30:21

if it's from like a month ago than

30:24

two hundred year old

30:26

what is it with it says would if they did the

30:28

and

30:28

acting on it turns out that it's root truth

30:31

related to someone and for like a lineage

30:33

or and our our long the

30:35

words or neighbor the for neighbors

30:39

or her date like there's so much he

30:41

pulled his own molar out so she can

30:43

find something nice ah

30:45

i love that the tooth and date still

30:48

have my house see i

30:50

got laid back to us and let us know

30:52

how that relationship goes on delays

30:55

would love to hear about in your one year and

30:57

years ah i

31:00

put in it's that is it but when i looked

31:02

up to pillars job

31:04

and then i'm like an images

31:08

it's a bunch of different pictures of pliers

31:11

wait what else to they added that search

31:13

line thing library

31:15

and victorian tis

31:19

it's it's it's it's it's

31:21

they literally would have their

31:23

the players in the person's mouth a

31:26

person's tied to a chair and

31:28

then the get there

31:31

could be real core of victorian

31:33

dentistry oh it is he added this

31:35

is really good yeah they

31:38

got hard sell

31:40

have wearing my god your

31:42

, is down there holding did

31:44

you see that that will assess

31:47

oh my god who either can we post fathom

31:49

the instagram oh you're sparks

31:52

just pulled off

31:55

the backstreet horror of victorian dentistry

31:57

exposed in grim photos needs

32:01

the don't

32:03

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