It's April and MAN did we get fooled by this book. It was... not good. Emily tells tales of some kids with potty mouths. Carley hates Shakespeare. And the girls reach an all-time low...Follow us on insta @critnasty_pod !

Plain Good Book

Mar 7th, 2021 1h 33m

Emily and Carley spent many hours sifting through Emily M. Danforth's "Plain Bad Heroines," and while they were entertained they were also extremely confused. Emily spoils everything. Carley throws shade at Ariana Grande. And the girls finally

Myster-Reads Presents: A Surprise Sequel

Feb 14th, 2021 30m 35s

Happy Love Weekend! Because we love you soooo much, we read the second book in Laura Trentham's Spies and Lovers series, "A Brazen Bargain." Emily can't remember names. Carley gets steamy. And the girls realize they are reading what is essentia

Some Indecent Intercourse

Feb 7th, 2021 1h 48m

Holy SHIT it's hot in here! We read Laura Trentham's "An Indecent Invitation" for the love month and we got that sweet, sensual loving we deserved (and, a surprisingly funny and interesting novel!) Carley talks about toxicity. Emily learns that

The Pest List

Jan 3rd, 2021 1h 26m

This month, Emily and Carley review the GoodReads top-voted Mystery/Thriller novel for 2020, "The Guest List" by Lucy Foley. Carley becomes a fitness queen. Emily is a bone-breaker. And the girls get excited about next months steamy, steamy nov

A Novel Killing

Dec 6th, 2020 1h 19m

Emily and Carley dive into ML Longsworth's holiday novel "A Noel Killing" together, in search of some Christmas tree. Emily goes Purging. Carley flexes her French accent. And the girls finally get into the holiday spirit together!

Delayed on the Nile

Nov 8th, 2020 1h 28m

Carley and Emily hit up a book they've already hit up once before when they read Agatha Christie's "Death on the Nile." Emily's new sweet kitties make some appearances. Carley keeps interrupting herself. And the girls talk about a book they rea

My Stabby Knife

Oct 4th, 2020 1h 17m

It's October and we are diving deep into the spooks and scares with Samantha Downing's debut novel My Lovely Wife. Emily has big life updates. Carley calls out the cheaters (again). And the finally find themselves someone to call Daddy.Call for

The Secret Big-Badversary

Sep 6th, 2020 1h 32m

Emily and Carley read a book by Agatha Christie about an adventuring duo. The votes are in - two out of two hosts think that Emily and Carley are cooler and more fun! Carley takes us to school for some history. Emily brings no surprises to the

My Sister the Serial Tooter

Aug 2nd, 2020 1h 20m

It's another month of trying to use better language to discuss good novels and the girls are holding themselves to new linguistic standards. Carley gives men some harsh advice. Emily loses the privilege to her pizza. And the girls Just Dance!Th

The Pale Hoes

Jul 5th, 2020 1h 9m

The Pale Hoes (that's us,) discuss Agatha Christie's novel The Pale Horse. Carley talks DnD. Emily talks Avatar: The Last Airbender. Will the girls ever talk about the actual book?? Find out on this month's episode of Mysterreads!Petition for B

Death By Dumpin'

May 3rd, 2020 1h 13m

It's episode 5 y'all, so you know what that means... we have run out of talking points and are now a podcast exclusively about the Sims. Emily is dying for some sexual tension. Carley loves to read books more than anything. And the girls get to

The Silent Flatulence

Apr 5th, 2020 1h 28m

We're only 4 episodes in and we're already done with mysteries. Carley cusses a bit. Emily continues to forget the names of character. And the girls finally agree on one thing... exactly what transgression constitutes a murderous punishment!Fol

The Stinking Admiral

Mar 8th, 2020 1h 23m

We read a book by not one but TWELVE different authors... and the result is a fun exercise at best. Emily spends some alone time with the audience. Carley reminisces about her days doing high school improv. And the girls finally disagree on a r

The Butt Crack'd From Cheek to Cheek

Feb 9th, 2020 1h 7m

Welcoooooome to our very first review! If you couldn't tell from the episode title, it's a great one. Carley learns some new vocab. Emily can't remember any of the character names. Join us next month for The Sinking Admiral!Contact us at: Myste

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Episode 1 - Pilot

Jan 9th, 2020 19m 38s

Welcome to Myster-Reads, a mystery novel review podcast! Carley and Emily introduce themselves and the first book up for review. Emily tells an embarrassing story and Carley admits on a public podcast that she could be capable of killing someon

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