This week Alex and Ivan talk about TikTok mafia culture, Mass Effect 3 ending 10 years later, god in Star Wars, Denzel Washington's coldness, Catholics v Protestants in Star Wars, which meats are the meatiest, Scamilton and Taylor Swift's new a

15 - The Thing: I Forgot to Mention that all the Dogs Die

Aug 11th, 2022 54m 31s

This week Alex and Ivan talk about The Thing, The Sopranos, Alex's panic attack, Felicity Day, the Thing is humanity, table manners, and Quentin Tarantino breaking a priceless piece of history.If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and I

14 - Not a True Crime Podcast, A Criminal Podcast

Aug 4th, 2022 57m 14s

This week Alex and Ivan talk about naming drinks after UFC fighters, speed-running Doki Doki Literature Club, Alex's need to please, stealing mopeds, those springy door stops, Mass Effect's horny-ness, Story Bibles, and not being able to join

13 - Y'all Mind if I Brain-Blast?

Jul 28th, 2022 41m 18s

This week Alex and Ivan talk about Conor McGregor's post fight interview, cussing in a theatre playing Frozen 2, Alex's getting trash thrown at her, Ivan's boss lighting himself on fire, fishing, and Alex losing a fight with a spider.If you lo

12 - The Lottery: Its a Bad Game for Bad People

Jul 21st, 2022 1h 21m

This week Alex and Ivan talk about The Lottery and how it connects to Hunger Games, Get Out, Psycho, Fallout: New Vegas, and more. We also get into what a back burner is, Johnny Bravo, videos games we don't like, and communist trans-girls.If yo

11 - Jurassic World: Dominion; Where Ambivalence turns into Hatred

Jul 14th, 2022 1h 27m

This week Alex and Ivan talk about Chris Pratt: Asshole or not, DND, Alex's new SO, Soviet-era Manufacturing and Design, and mostly Jurassic World: Dominion.If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and IG (@lawless.aries.cosplay) and Ivan

10 - Pen Pal and other OG Creepypastas

Jul 7th, 2022 1h 10m

This week Alex and Ivan talk about Spec OPs: The Line, Slenderman, Ted The Caver, 4chan history, "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?" and... Pen Pal.If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and IG (@lawless.aries.cosplay) and Ivan on IG (@ivan_weis_palac

9 - I'm not Ready for your Mother to be Happy

Jun 30th, 2022 48m 3s

This week Alex and Ivan talk about playing with spiders, DJ Khaled, Evertale, "Twisted Childhood Games", Ivan's dangerous questions, Inside Outtakes, and... (next week)If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and IG (@lawless.aries.cosplay

8 - Paranormal Paranoids and if Y'all could Behave, we could get some Decent Content

Jun 16th, 2022 2h 2m

This week Alex and Ivan talk about rented fingers, banks, the real Peter Pan, Brendan Fraser, Inside outtakes, how you don't have to be original to be good, and... PARANORMAL PARANOIDS.If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and IG (@lawl

7 - Schizophrenia in a Studio Kitchen and Neo Yokio

May 26th, 2022 1h 15m

This week Alex and Ivan talk about Hermit Crabs, work, becoming a full time blacksmith, Amber Heard's drunk sister, freedom of speech and who should have it, and... Neo Yokio.If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and IG (@lawless.aries.

6 - Part 2: Would you like some Jesus with your Bagel and Local 58

May 11th, 2022 58m 3s

This week Alex and Ivan talk about Jaden Smith, Ivan's crush on Amber Heard, Johnny Depp being a "cool guy", Alex's THREE pamphlets on Christianity, Alex calling people laying on a bathroom floor, and... next part.If you love them, Alex can be

6 - Part 1: Would you like some Jesus with your Bagel and Local 58

May 6th, 2022 45m 14s

5 - Sir, this is a Bagel Shop and Papers Please

May 2nd, 2022 43m 6s

This week Alex and Ivan talk about found footage, analog horror, Alex's "Sir, this is a Wendy's" moment, almost setting a priest on fire during a baptism, finding Jesus after killing your family, and Papers Please.If you love them, Alex can be

4 - Part 2: Eighth Grade and the "Ride Or Die"-ness was inspiring

Apr 8th, 2022 1h 6m

This week's episode is ALL ABOUT Bo Burnham's Eighth Grade.If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and IG (@lawless.aries.cosplay) and Ivan on IG (@ivan_weis_palacios)Play Papers Please! and hear our takes next week!Join the discord: http

4 - Part 1: Eighth Grade and the "Ride Or Die"-ness was inspiring

Mar 31st, 2022 43m 32s

This week Alex and Ivan talk about the Oscar's slap (duh), hostile interviews, the insanity of the FNAF franchise, Ivan getting shorn like a sheep AGAIN, and... one more thing next part.If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and IG (@law

3 - Inside and Starting a Podcast while Rome Burns

Mar 25th, 2022 50m 35s

This week Alex and Ivan talk about how awesome dementia is, the dollar value of coming out of the closet, "weirdness" in Victorious, the longest baseball game in history, and Bo Burnham's Inside.If you love them, Alex can be found on TikTok and

2 - Encanto and Covid Killed All my Guy-Friends

Mar 17th, 2022 56m 6s

This week Alex and Ivan talks about being shorn like a sheep, quarantine leading to gender discovery, Ariana Grande collecting races like pokemons, Gordon Ramsay and (our first book club topic!) Encanto!If you love them, Alex can be found on T

The First One and The Book Club

Mar 11th, 2022 50m 53s

Welcome to the show! This podcast is about a friendship on the brink. Alex and Ivan are two aspiring creatives who decided a year ago to start a podcast. After dozens of test episodes, false starts, and a computer getting completely bricked; th

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