Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

• Smartfood’s Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries Popcorn Mix Is Officially Hitting Shelves Next Week
• ‘Animaniacs’ Reboot Sets Hulu Premiere Date
• Feds discover ‘most sophisticated tunnel in history’ along US-Mexico border
• 'Ren & Stimpy' Documentary 'Happy Happy Joy Joy' Unveils First Trailer
• Gone to Texas: Joe Rogan makes good on Texas move
• $1.5 million face mask, complete with 18-karat white gold and 3,600 diamonds
• Report finds cancer-causing ‘forever chemicals’ in McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King food packaging
• Fast-food wrappers at McDonald’s, Burger King may harbor toxic chemicals
• Beer, leather company called out after accidentally naming businesses Maori word for 'pubic hair'
• Last Blockbuster store is now on Airbnb for a nostalgic '90s sleepover
• Boeing 747s still get critical updates via floppy disks
• Over a Billion Android Devices Are at Risk of Data Theft
• Dr Pepper is the latest pandemic shortage
• Nick Cannon Suing Viacom, Seeking $1.5B For The Value Of 'Wild N' Out'
• A  woman is stunned when her new driver's license came back with a picture of an empty chair