Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.

• New twist on an old favorite: Taco Bell debuts 'Grilled Cheese' burrito
• Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos
• Weird Japanese vending machine find: Soda that looks like mayonnaise
• Man dragged while hanging out of stolen car driven by girlfriend
• Meet the Owner of the World's Largest Pizza Box Collection
• eSkootr is a high-speed electric scooter racing series launching in 2021
• Japanese Aquariums Track Penguins' Dramatic, Salacious Love Lives Through Complex Flowcharts
• Slovakia police dog sniffs out $2.26B in methamphetamine seizure
• Google launches balloon-powered internet service in Kenya
• Woman claims she was scammed out of thousands on Venmo
• Tetris is now a daily game show with cash prizes