Matty decided now was as good a time as ever to let Evan know that he wants to graphically suck his neck in order to get at that sweet, sweet, young blood coursing through his veins. Yes that’s right, we are talking about Ambrosia “Health” a total bullshit company that promised all sorts of health benefits from direct (parabiosis) transfusion of young peoples blood into the elderly, all for the Low Low price of $8000! Rest well, this company has since changed its name, continues to operate in (of course) Florida (sorry Paul) and sadly it is not the only such company in existence. Real doozy folks. Hold onto your jugulars!

Next we hit you with another exciting Canadian Heritage Min, just in time for Basketball season and of course Hockey season!

After taking a puck in the face and cutting out the bottom of that peach basket, Mamoo describes how one can get lost easily in the woods of Victoria, BC whilst shirtless and alone, when you do not follow the simple commands of the 911 operator who is just asking you to hug a tree! Then, of course, Matty decides now is the time to introduce Evan to the magical, and static free!, world of Sheep Hair Dryer Balls. Turns out, my lil climate cavalier, Evan, actually hangs his undies out on a line like a freakin peasant!

We then take the ol’ Hatchet to everyone’s favorite milk-toast broadcaster NPR and their willingness to sell out to big corporation who simply want to Green Wash their evil ordeals! Shame on you Terry Gross!!

Next up is Susan, one of the 18 participants in the Chronicity Series (upcoming). I misspoke, this segment from her interview discusses her hernia’s and how life seems to happen right at the same time bad-health strikes. Ps. Her Husband seems like the most badass meteorologist of all time!

Then for no reason whatsoever, Matt informs Evan of the glorious glories of Nova Scotia. Go eat a scallop and an Acadian meat pie while driving the Cabot Trail and be sure to make that right hand turn into Meat Cove. You might seriously regret that actually.

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