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Hello and welcome to normal gossip. I'm

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healthy. we can be. In

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each episode of this podcast during a break you

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and then.image torso of got that from the real.

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World I am so excited to have

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with me today. By later Rodriguez my

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lead a high obe was jail. It

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is a pleasure to have you hear.

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My leader Rodriguez is a first generation

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Cuban Puerto Rican Tv writer and comedienne.

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She's written for Lord Miller's clone, hi,

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Tina Fey, Unbreakable, Can Be Schmidt, H

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B O, Silicon Valley, and much more.

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Merlino performed stand up around the world

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and was named a comic to watch

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to by Comedy Central and was one

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of the first Latina as to do

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is that unlike television what a beautiful.

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By don't on? So here's a question

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I have for you. which is, you

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know, the age old bunch of comedy

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equals trauma plus time. Does gossip figure

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into that equation at all for you

0:56

like to gossip, interact with the way

0:58

that you come up with jokes in

1:00

any way. Well. I will

1:02

say that I'm full of

1:04

so much gossip I can't

1:06

do anything. were. Not

1:09

even I'm under so many like

1:11

Showbiz Friend Da's I have never

1:14

heard of Friend Da so I

1:16

would like to hear more about

1:18

this. Please Why? you know? Friendly

1:21

A it's happening And water meaning

1:23

that either. A

1:26

professional meanings. I mean I

1:28

do think it brings us

1:30

together. You. Know where it's

1:32

like, you can I tell you

1:34

something nobody's supposed to know and

1:37

town? Which means everybody knows it

1:39

in town. Yeah, because you're telling.

1:41

Yeah. How gossipy is

1:43

town in your experience? The little

1:46

town at Los Angeles. Like though

1:48

most though most everyone says this

1:50

but I don't understand like you've

1:52

lived other places. What is it

1:55

that Lake. Makes. It more

1:57

gossipy I think because their steaks

1:59

to it. Oh. And it's

2:01

and it's like. You

2:03

know, gossip or telling people

2:06

secrets? I. Think

2:08

their currency. Oh

2:10

okay, why denominations of currency exists?

2:13

Because if you know if there's

2:15

a one dollar bill and a

2:17

five dollar bill either, yeah, probably

2:20

a friend, the a is gonna

2:22

be around kind of the hundred

2:25

dollar mark. Moolah. A cone of

2:27

silence. I mean, we're talking about.

2:30

A have a place to live. So.

2:32

That's. That's. Gonna be

2:35

a little bit offensive. Yeah, at least

2:37

around. Three hundred dollars a month?

2:39

Wow. yeah, I love that that's

2:41

rent money. Gun

2:43

with a subscription. so. Wow

2:45

Wow, that's incredible! And I didn't even

2:47

ask you the first additional question because

2:49

I got the distracted by having fun.

2:51

What is your relationship with gossip like.

2:54

Of. My friends tell me I'm. Terrible

2:56

gossip. Really Because I

2:58

do keep secrets and

3:00

okay, no, I never

3:03

have secrets. To. Share. I

3:05

never really have. Good.

3:07

Gossip to share but I guess

3:09

at it and it is so

3:12

fantastic. When I do have gossip

3:14

it's usually with people who know

3:16

the context already. Okay like might

3:19

I'd say like my toxic trade

3:21

his workplace casa by lake. And

3:24

really get off on that trauma bonding

3:26

I'm working on this. this is so

3:28

interesting to me a bit year Like

3:30

I love workplace gossip I love to

3:32

collect gossip and then aims of holding

3:35

it inside my body like it's just

3:37

belongs to me personally not even in

3:39

a cool like I know where they

3:41

bury the body is like know I

3:43

just love holding on. I just love.

3:48

I love my little

3:50

big lock box of

3:52

tidbits. Everywhere.

3:56

The. And then I can like use

3:58

those things to make. The decisions

4:00

as well as now. I know

4:03

this about this person and can

4:05

go in the more protest say

4:07

right Honey can not be myself

4:10

ah that's him for it to

4:12

not. Be yourself The. Simpler

4:16

to be like. Not a safe space

4:18

for be in a cell. Yeah, I

4:20

will be the version of me that

4:22

will survive here. Yeah, I guess. I'm

4:24

the i gotta be the version of me that

4:26

remembers. Page Marines and to

4:29

this. Yes, Do

4:31

you hold grudges? Yeah.

4:33

My grudges I will go

4:35

off on. I love that!

4:38

My gratis is like

4:41

gather round first Tuileries

4:43

betrayal. And.

4:46

I'm like tell them what he

4:49

says of. But. It's

4:51

also straight up like drama like that's

4:53

not a suit, Not waiting to wait

4:55

wait wait for years say I think

4:57

this is interesting because you're saying that

4:59

you're kind of like a locked box

5:01

and that you're very like you keep

5:04

people secrets but then if the gossip

5:06

is yours like if it is a

5:08

story about you it is like hear

5:10

ye, hear you The morning news is.

5:12

Our. Absolutely absolutely why I

5:15

never realized that before.

5:17

Assistant. Says

5:19

i'm sorry. I

5:21

should. Be doing that Monday so

5:23

we're not right now. Listen Journal

5:25

Zone: Where am. I

5:28

was told that you brought me

5:30

a gossip sorry is that sir

5:32

I said you unlocked here box

5:34

idea of ah yes I yes

5:36

yes I did. I'm. So.

5:38

I have a family friend. Who.

5:41

Is Jen Z okay harasser

5:43

trove of right loves as

5:45

she is on a soccer

5:48

team? Ah, she's

5:50

in college. Oh though, this team

5:52

is like crossing at. All

5:55

right, absolutely crushing at so

5:57

they've been winning Extraordinarily A.

6:00

Then there's some yak yak happening

6:02

ah each other out of this?

6:04

Yes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah like

6:06

set up? Yeah wow. What? I

6:08

thought that that was dead? But

6:11

please go ahead to six years

6:13

yet apparently is like anonymous but

6:16

it's just like for your college

6:18

yes and so on. There's like

6:20

shit talking and it's like the

6:23

down the seam about the team.

6:25

Is this like the university's team

6:27

or this is like a rec

6:30

teams. This is the university's okay.

6:32

can have to think yeah yeah

6:34

yeah and so these shit poster

6:37

talker is this calling them like.

6:39

Horrors. Hose and

6:41

flights y s and but then

6:44

people are responding been like what

6:46

would you are you have doesn't

6:48

make sense like please Southlake this

6:50

is actually really call it down

6:52

yeah highly how things that you're

6:55

working through the valley on August

6:57

Thirteen numbers associated with each post

6:59

so it'll be like oh it'll

7:01

be like poster was so you

7:03

can see like which. Post.

7:06

Someone has done in theory. Ah,

7:08

You can see like. Different

7:11

members of. Like

7:14

one thread.okay okay so

7:16

the girls on the

7:18

team start noticing that

7:20

like postern. Why?

7:22

And ah, The shit

7:24

talker. Yes, Is

7:26

also. The. Same number of

7:28

the poster who's responding in defending

7:31

that like. Yeah. Okay,

7:33

I just. There's. Nothing

7:35

I like less than sloppy gameplay

7:37

and like this is sloppy. It's

7:39

like you need it to user

7:41

names of the purpose of yeah

7:43

that's not that hard. I think

7:45

it would be impossible I see

7:47

on the I think log in

7:50

to like that different email and

7:52

higher on the so on so

7:54

he says noticing this. And

7:56

this is like seventy two messages

7:58

of going on him. For with

8:00

them. Selves. And with

8:03

the rest of the team. This is

8:05

just the only. get yourself in

8:07

a mirror like everyone's. Like real

8:10

confused. And then

8:12

because like the specifics in the post,

8:14

I guess there was something like. Oh.

8:17

The goalie does it like.

8:19

Is. Insecure about her goalie yang, i'm

8:22

coming the like only someone on

8:24

the T seem would know. Would

8:26

know. Ah oh oh no.

8:28

And then they'd be like. They.

8:31

Put it together. And. Then they're

8:33

like, oh yeah, That.

8:36

Girl. Got kicked

8:38

off the team last semester. Ah,

8:40

we've got a little for. Assessment

8:43

exactly In apparently.

8:48

A friend of hers are

8:51

seen as than. That. She

8:53

was like all. Hooked Up

8:55

Quotation Been holding up some quotation

8:57

marks. Of. Say he's in

9:00

like out cocaine raids.

9:02

Sixty since it's it's.

9:04

Did this whole thing. If you're

9:06

doing Coke, log off. Go to

9:09

a club Like Why? Why? Are.

9:11

You cooked up on your computer

9:13

like please could not find that

9:16

could you imagine just blowing money

9:18

And listen I don't believe this

9:20

so game thing I know it's

9:22

he was like what I see

9:24

like oh deed on like sour

9:27

straws. Honestly really doubled to

9:29

me personally. But yes, With

9:31

I agree with like a Side

9:33

of Celsius shrink the as he

9:35

had soared Celsius isn't would crazy

9:38

his yeah a right So that

9:40

that was like the big reveal

9:42

why. Didn't. We

9:45

forgot. The the film of like

9:47

okay an idea I completely agree

9:49

more say outright eat coat up

9:51

signify rather. And then you

9:53

respond to your post was his.

9:56

Freight also. I

9:59

don't know. Lot about a village

10:01

soccer teams split. You don't get

10:03

to stay on a soccer team

10:05

at a high level because like

10:07

you just send to the other

10:09

people on the team you're there

10:11

because you're a good soccer player.

10:13

So my it subsidies it's he

10:15

got kicked off the team with

10:17

no amount of defending her ex

10:19

he made against her own post

10:21

is going to convince them to

10:23

put her back on the T.

10:25

It's yeah. Okay

10:29

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11:34

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11:36

Run into someone that knows

11:38

you. But. You aren't sure that

11:40

you know them and you don't. If you

11:42

do, you don't know where from. Hot

11:46

Hot as I usually. Go for you and you've

11:48

gotta go with it. Obviously.

11:51

You gotta go with set the

11:53

and. Remembering. To say

11:55

nice to see you Ah ah

11:57

Washington D C as them. Said

12:00

I'm going to need. To.

12:03

Is. The worst

12:05

is when you can even poland

12:07

name you're helping someone gets introduced

12:09

to them. During. Your

12:11

conversation. For sure. And

12:13

yeah, Six

12:15

And or you're with someone. Who It's like

12:18

this. this, this. So. This is

12:20

my friends. Taken

12:22

away for and. Yes,

12:26

okay our front of a friend

12:28

today we're we're gonna call her

12:30

Cd and Cd lives in like

12:32

an industry town. her industry is

12:34

marketing so it's like it's a

12:36

big industry but at her level

12:38

it's kind of small. like See

12:40

knows everyone. everyone's kind of poorly

12:42

paid at people care so much

12:44

so there's always these like happy.

12:46

Hours. You know where? It's like

12:48

somebody. Has a new brand launch coming out,

12:50

or somebody starting a new business or whatever.

12:52

and they're like Cd. You're invited to our

12:54

little happy hour and Cd always goes because

12:57

there's usually three line. So. These

12:59

are profession All these are like

13:01

company is okay. Okay god yes.

13:03

Cd has just launched. Her own

13:05

company. And. Her company is

13:08

like marketing for women owned businesses

13:10

in this city so it's like

13:12

really nice, pretty specific. Okay

13:15

see feeling super excited about her

13:17

new company and. So. She's like I'm going

13:19

to all of these networking events because I need

13:21

to like. On. Your network gray any to

13:23

tell people I have this company. Do you need help

13:25

the you have plans? Do need any of the stuff

13:27

or whatever. So she goes.

13:29

She has her wine. says. Gabi.

13:31

Get up with people when this girl comes up

13:33

to her and it's like Oh My God. See

13:36

it? As.

13:38

Cd turns as he sees the

13:40

this girl who is like beautiful

13:42

were get expensive silk blouse inside

13:44

at sea. Feels like a media

13:46

aversion to this girl right? like

13:48

she's like oh no but she's

13:50

like i have no idea who

13:53

she is. I mean I

13:55

do not relate. I mean if I if that

13:57

person walked up to me I'd be like oh

13:59

my. Okay, someone from the

14:02

high class of the Hunger

14:04

Games city. Is

14:06

a. Measure would.

14:11

Go on the defensive cd his leg.

14:13

I would like pre enough for this

14:16

woman and be like us. So good

14:18

to see you but I like inside

14:20

see it. Feels that rate like there's

14:22

something about it. That it's like giving me

14:25

a weird felix. How do you play

14:27

this? Well. I wouldn't have this.

14:29

Weird feeling of and.

14:32

Yeah. I think I just go with the

14:34

I think I just go with it really

14:36

hard. how have you then the. Yeah.

14:38

It's been so long

14:40

as and. Yes, Cd

14:43

is like solve the ceiling down.

14:45

It's so good to see you

14:47

like it's that so long they

14:49

hog they're gathering the whole time.

14:51

She's like who is a suspect,

14:53

who is the for Yeah that

14:55

is when I see now I

14:57

think about that is when the

14:59

feeling com then oh no we're

15:01

actually talking of ah man I

15:03

have. No questions I have

15:06

dial question. To seize doing

15:08

questions is a ways it's like trying

15:10

to figure out who someone is right?

15:12

Receipts like hot policy. The have things

15:14

been. Like. How's how's your

15:16

job for a license And. What's

15:19

new and specifically were. Yeah.

15:23

A bit weird was the last time we

15:26

saw each other. And office? So

15:28

where do. We have pictures. Of

15:31

better. Yeah, A

15:35

bit so he said he does is

15:37

for like twenty minutes she gets nowhere

15:39

and eventually sees like i'm so sorry

15:41

but like I can not police you

15:43

at all like I'm having a lovely

15:45

cover these and it is so good

15:47

to see you but like please. Remind

15:49

me how you know each other. And

15:52

this girl is like. Oh it,

15:55

I'm Catherine. And. Cd

15:57

is like nothing like if this is

15:59

bringing know. Well for her at all.

16:01

and she's like. Oh A

16:03

Catherine's like you remember, our dads

16:05

know each other. Cities.

16:07

Like What? Like.

16:10

In her had she's like ice still kept

16:12

lisa throats and then transferring says her last

16:14

name. And suddenly

16:17

Cd is like oh, sit.

16:20

This. Girl is my enemy. Oh

16:23

hey! How.

16:26

Irresponsible, whatever offload grub

16:28

say. Can. And.

16:30

Know, I mean let them. Unless this

16:33

is. Some sort of eternal

16:35

sunshine situation? With

16:38

as tall as I said eternal. Sunshine.

16:40

My enemies that would be though, He

16:43

would live in bliss. Yeah, How. Do

16:45

you feel a display? I think

16:47

I'm proud of the other person

16:49

for not. It seems like she's

16:52

gone with the flow and not

16:54

taking it personally of and Dom

16:56

I think that right. Okay

16:59

to understand this deep

17:01

enemy. Rivalry. We have to go

17:03

back decades. To

17:07

houses both are like and

17:09

sixty. In

17:12

a fair ne city where relay

17:14

are seen from Aids encourage breakthrough,

17:16

new mutiny. Were civil blood makes civil hands

17:18

on? Clean a hole in the

17:20

Northeast be like move. And

17:22

in this that a Cd. Is. A

17:25

child. Oh. Like

17:27

oh okay, Thirteen, fourteen and

17:29

this story is about. Heard

17:31

that. Sorts. Of.

17:33

That. George single father of

17:35

two Cd and her sister. He works

17:37

like. A regular day dealer job. Lately.

17:41

Where's. The button down to work kind of man

17:43

if you are cd what he did. She. Would be

17:45

like that's not my business. No one

17:47

knows what their dad. Subs. The

17:49

summer but they don't need to know that.

17:51

Yeah, this is the nineties I want you

17:54

to picture like. Dennis. Quaid

17:56

and Parent trap. Like Impact

17:58

in, I'm on the weekends during. The wine

18:00

at night. Floppy hair cut. Okay,

18:03

George. Move to the neighborhood a couple of months

18:05

ago and he's like still getting settled and but

18:07

he like doesn't have. Friends because he has his

18:09

two daughters to take care of any. Disease when

18:12

he sees a flyer. For.

18:14

The Shakespeare in the Park Auditions in this town.

18:17

And. Georges like I was a

18:19

thespian and high school but I

18:21

like or haven't asked him since

18:23

he would like love to go.

18:26

How do you prepare? For. Your Addison. I.

18:28

Mean my daughters are gonna help me learn

18:31

lives. My. Daughters are now

18:33

my actors as then. He.

18:35

And Coaches. Yes, The charges

18:37

like congratulations to both my daughters other

18:39

new executive producer roles the you are

18:41

going to help me pick a monologue

18:43

this we're gonna run See this is

18:46

like this is our hobbies system at

18:48

his daughters to their credit or like

18:50

great. This. Is fun like we have

18:52

nothing. To do a We're having fun doing this with our

18:54

dad. Sir. Alec coupon the activity

18:56

of have either of for two weeks

18:58

there. like running their lines. His daughters

19:01

are like you got this. Right? like

19:03

we believe video. So. George

19:05

go see. The idea said that he has to take

19:07

his daughters with him because he likes of have a

19:09

sitter so he would give them books and it's like

19:11

go sit at the Sable. There are no other kids

19:13

there. So he feels like the self

19:15

conscious and nervous because he. Has. No friends of

19:17

this town. But. His daughters are

19:20

like. He purpose We believe in

19:22

you. With. Real

19:24

downer. Are now he gets a fair.

19:26

He does his monologue, It's. From Act

19:28

One scene to. Of Richard the third. I'm

19:31

not familiar. Yeah, I know that

19:33

you called me. I don't think you should be.

19:36

The thing is up to a part of why

19:38

he chooses this. Is. That George

19:40

is like it. This is not Hamblett.

19:42

It's not Romeo and Juliet. It's none

19:44

is a big plays bright. Oh not

19:46

the play that shouldn't be name's it's

19:49

Richard the Third. It's a kind of

19:51

a minor more minor play. He's like.

19:53

This will prove me as a real

19:55

seek spearhead. I I

19:57

understand the thinking yes he

19:59

does. Monologue and he's like i'm not as

20:01

that as I thought right? like I think I did

20:03

pretty well and he's like proud of himself and his

20:05

daughters are like. You

20:08

did it. But.

20:10

The guy who goes after him. Is

20:13

aimed at dinner. And

20:15

Dennis has like one is it's like. Ah

20:18

nineties. Mullet Sprightly professional.

20:20

In the front party in the back yard. Acid

20:22

washed scenes tucked insert. Chewing

20:25

gum. Or to see cool.

20:27

He's cool all. He does own

20:30

monologue from Measure for Measure but

20:32

is apparently a problem play for

20:34

Shakespeare which to my understanding means

20:36

it's like at age twenty four

20:38

era Shakespeare like.and thrive on comedy.

20:42

Or is is here to watch the

20:44

south find. Of happen. Yeah,

20:46

okay. great. Dentist. As

20:49

his monologue and George is like

20:51

oh shit this guy cool right?

20:53

Like everyone in the sixer group

20:55

is like clearly in love with

20:57

him in a like platonic way.

20:59

even his own. Daughters are like

21:01

enraptured by Genesis soliloquy. I.

21:04

Mean yeah we'll and cool wins

21:06

over tell it most of the

21:08

time more the mean that well

21:11

that's how mine that. I

21:13

feel a showbiz. At.

21:15

Every level is just like. I.

21:18

Picked this person because I really want to be friends

21:20

with them. Yes, linked

21:22

truly, that's showbiz. They've even

21:24

at. His

21:26

place. Have you ever had a situation

21:29

like this? personally where you're like. I

21:31

think that person is so cool and I

21:34

want to be their friend. Ah yes! And

21:36

then I learned very quickly. And

21:39

know, don't' Don't. Get in

21:41

there that the the persona they're

21:43

doing is who they are and

21:45

that's not a that's of advice.

21:48

How do you think? George? Should go about

21:50

trying to befriend Cns. Oh

21:53

well, I mean up? Getting

21:55

cast in the play would be automatic.

21:58

Blights. This. Is

22:01

some dad friend beginning? So.

22:03

A snake? How about some play dates

22:05

from a man. Yes, Georges

22:08

Lake sidling up to dinner like man,

22:10

I love those problem plays. They have

22:12

this like vowed report you know how

22:14

to others sometimes like has a tone

22:16

that flight man everyone's the idiot except.

22:18

For us were two best

22:20

friends. Absolutely This works obediently.

22:23

He's. Like I have a great report. This is great

22:26

for me. Things are going my way. After.

22:28

The idea Since the director it's like will let everyone

22:30

know like we're posting their roles at the end of

22:32

the week. You can come back and see this year

22:34

we're gonna do much ado about nothing. And

22:36

George's like. I want to do

22:38

with several fun. It's fine, He's like

22:41

I want to do it. They perform in

22:43

the park like several weekends in a row

22:45

during the summer like it's It would be

22:47

so fun for him. Or with

22:49

healthy and this is like not major

22:51

town this is not. Our town. Okay,

22:53

okay. Smaller town relic. This is

22:56

like a Thing that The Sound does. This

22:58

is a big. Time for this

23:00

town. I do excuse the

23:02

dirt, should be put them to bed

23:04

and he's like okay Next weekend hold

23:06

out. And. So all week they're

23:08

nervous. They're nervous all week in the family. Finally

23:11

they get to go to the library and there's

23:13

is aimed towards has been cast. Were

23:16

so happy for head off like not the

23:19

name die. But. I guess in

23:21

much ado about nothing, there's like a

23:23

main guy who is tragic and a

23:25

main guy who does all the comedic

23:27

lines. And George has been cast as

23:29

the comedic guys. Like this. Huge furbies!

23:32

Oh I'm so happy for have. A

23:35

nice right. I'm also imagining list serve

23:37

right now are like they have a

23:39

name. This. Assess for answer. they

23:41

do it by the system for that. A

23:44

silly. So many names I can learn from

23:46

the old Atari guy in the tragedy that

23:48

were a lot of says. No

23:51

I would to state school. Updates:

23:54

This is great! He's so happy

23:56

He's like i guess it He and

23:59

his play. This is also good because it

24:01

needs that I get to hang out with my new

24:03

potential best friend and s. All

24:05

like spring, he's going to rehearsals,

24:08

healers his lines, His daughters help

24:10

him, everyone's happy. He learns that

24:12

Dennis is divorced and he has

24:15

two daughters to, but they only

24:17

come sometimes. Oh crap. One.

24:20

Of those. Daughter's. Is Catherine. Look,

24:24

it's that says it's times of

24:26

trouble. Common. Of so

24:29

Denison George are like your your idea exactly

24:31

like what if we did like a double

24:33

date basically with our daughter like we go

24:36

on a playdate. we take our daughters we

24:38

like go do whatever. And

24:40

Dennis is like I've a great idea. There's

24:42

like a roller skating rink nearby we can

24:44

like all. Go There. And.

24:47

Are just like the great that sounds great So

24:49

they all go Everyone Roller skates, everyone has a

24:51

good time. When. Average innocence daughters are

24:53

and how they do. Shit like this relic.

24:55

They go bowling, they got a water park.

24:57

Whatever it's they're like for summer friends and

24:59

not. Only is he calls himself

25:02

line that if he's have

25:04

been dad. ah. How

25:06

are you feeling jealous? Of

25:09

of the fun dad. My.

25:12

Dad was a big errands guy.

25:14

oh down like a big like.

25:17

Are. right? I've got

25:19

to for the weekend. Lad.

25:22

Make. You sit in a lobby

25:25

of that movement? Need a

25:27

cents per se? My guy.

25:29

The seventies. Get in there.

25:31

Okay, great seventies. It's great.

25:33

Everyone's having the best time

25:35

when much ado about nothing

25:37

purveyors. In the summer it

25:39

is packed. George's. Like

25:41

this is great. I'm having the

25:43

best time and this is like

25:46

in the window at first Shakespeare

25:48

in America because it is after

25:50

Leonardo Dicaprio. Romeo and Juliet in

25:52

Ninety Three. It and Ninety

25:55

Three was also didn't or Washington's

25:57

Much Ado About Nothing Oh and

25:59

it is before Shakespeare in Love

26:01

in. Ninety. Ninety Eight. So it's

26:03

like them prime Shakespeare time.

26:05

We were. In. It

26:07

we were horny for Shakespeare for

26:09

like five years. Into

26:12

this pre Nine Eleven scenery I think all

26:14

your to popping off the Nine eleven We

26:17

have the time to be like. Again,

26:19

so what does that mean? I kind

26:21

of understand. Yeah, so think there's a

26:23

well for the sixers replay because usually

26:25

say experience like you know it's like

26:27

most of the people who are going

26:29

to attend. Are like old white people. And

26:32

there's not a lot of like use

26:34

interested in the Shakespeare. But for this

26:36

period of time and this Six rip

26:38

is thriving people are coming. They're excited

26:41

than next summer they do Hamlet. Okay,

26:44

Oh wow. okay. What? Words

26:46

on were jumping and time Where.

26:48

Something and time. Oh My. God.

26:50

Okay. The. Next summer we

26:53

have some drama because Swords

26:55

is cast as Hamlet. And

26:58

Not Dennis. Oh My. God. Tourists

27:01

can do. To Rama to

27:03

he can do it all. To

27:06

words. This. Is

27:08

bad though because Dennis it's Cassius Clay yes

27:10

which is not the main role. And

27:13

things become tense between George and

27:15

Dennis like a media li. Why?

27:18

You naughty. Because cool people

27:20

can't handle. Not.

27:23

Being the coolest or doing the

27:25

cool, they can't. Handle.

27:28

It. Before.

27:30

He got. Through Dennis

27:32

is like kind of panicking. they

27:35

see stuff inviting towards to drinks.

27:37

he stopped sacking George's ideas in

27:39

the meetings all and he's like

27:42

jealous clearly. And

27:44

so sad. What do you do

27:46

about this? With

27:48

are still in the play together so

27:51

is like there's definitely that energy. There's

27:53

gonna be that like. Almost

27:55

like X Energy. Yes,

27:58

Ah ok. It's like

28:00

complaining to his. Daughters. About the a

28:02

slightly he's driving them around and he's like this

28:05

sucks like you have to learn to. Live with

28:07

your jealousy like that's. Part of life is

28:09

like being able to move on for being zealous.

28:11

Have some why the his daughters are like Siri

28:13

out the window for six seconds. Her like sad

28:15

it's it's gonna be okay but he's

28:17

like heartbroken because his friend of being

28:19

mean to him. Sort.

28:22

Strides he like invites dinners and his. Daughters

28:25

double. They

28:27

go of things are. Weird. All

28:31

spring things are weird. Their ruff

28:34

between Denison George it's uncomfortable because

28:36

Swords is like I don't. Want

28:38

to fight Dennis? I'm just trying to like. Be.

28:40

Hamlet. And

28:43

he is a good headland. Of

28:47

them is that worse than a

28:49

set worried as gonna really upset

28:51

that as yes and the better

28:53

he gets it it though weird

28:55

or the sites in asserts picky

28:57

car though he like. Y.

28:59

T I'd Hamlet be set in like

29:01

a modern office space. Oh.

29:04

And everyone played white and he's like a

29:06

why does it need to be trimmed down

29:08

for public audiences like we should. Just do

29:11

the four and a half hour play and

29:13

everyone's like. Ten is. Why?

29:16

It's. There's like one.

29:18

These are like directorial questions which

29:21

is not your job is to

29:23

It is expensive to set things

29:25

in like a modern off and

29:27

like a local seats future. We

29:29

don't have this kind of money.

29:33

People loved doing things that are not

29:35

their job. They do sit within. Like

29:37

ten nights a week, he has

29:39

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29:42

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34:24

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34:26

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34:28

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34:31

K. Do. Remember anything about

34:33

I say. Know is that

34:35

I was gonna say like. The

34:37

boy bands are getting started for a spirit

34:39

but that the I see it is okay.

34:41

It's like right before that of that like

34:44

that boy his mind as on the radio

34:46

Sex in the City debuts on H B

34:48

O. Everyone has like a oh well dial

34:50

up and nokia. Flip phones good old

34:52

days. And the community theater

34:54

is. Embroiled in a fight. And the

34:57

fight is. Do. You

34:59

do Romeo and Juliet. The problem

35:01

for the community theater is that

35:03

they're like. Romeo and Juliet is a

35:06

play about teenagers brave and like. We

35:08

have two teenagers in our little league

35:10

six or thing, but they're so precocious

35:12

either. so annoying silly. We don't want

35:14

to put them in the lead role

35:16

because the me have to deal with

35:18

them all. The time. But if we

35:20

put adults in Romeo and Juliet. Then

35:22

we you have like a pin fifteen

35:24

problem. Now this the earth George is

35:26

like. Whatever. Play were doing.

35:29

I'm Not acting. He's

35:31

like I am gonna proteus.

35:35

Oh. You

35:37

like that have really. Like stores? He's

35:39

doing his best. Oh no,

35:42

Dennis is gonna be like

35:44

what's wrong with a pen

35:46

fifteen the head? That's literally

35:48

have some. And also every

35:50

time someone brings up romeo

35:52

and juliet, Dennis is like.

35:56

I have the best idea that Summers said. What?

35:58

If. We. Did it

36:00

on Rollerblades. Ny

36:04

as. Is Not Romeo and

36:06

Juliet. Little Mermaid On Broadway,

36:08

A Dish and. He's

36:12

like we could just do the whole play

36:14

on rollerblades like it would be sick. I

36:17

will say Rollerblades were fourteen huge

36:19

and than ideas. They were okay,

36:21

and Dennis is like the kind of

36:23

guy who like rollerblades to work, right?

36:26

Like he like carries his rollerblades. Like

36:28

with the strings tied together like over his

36:30

shoulder. know? And everyone is like. Then.

36:33

Add. Like. We

36:35

understand where you're coming from but

36:37

like that would require everyone to

36:39

like Learn to roller blade on

36:41

a stage in.is expensive and difficult

36:43

like this is a theory Is

36:46

seeing this thing to be pushing.

36:49

At every meeting tennis is like what

36:51

about Rollerblades like you guys never consider

36:53

by idea of which is. Rollerblades,

36:56

This is unaffordable. This is an

36:59

insurance. They were. Yes, Yes,

37:01

the Community Theater is like. The

37:03

last thing we need is to

37:05

do romeo and Juliet with like

37:07

a thirty six year old romeo

37:09

who then breaks his arm because

37:12

he was on rollerblades. Lightly, we

37:14

don't need that. George.

37:17

Because he's a producer get sick more of

37:19

a say now in what play they do

37:21

So he like talking to people that work

37:23

there. They're all kind of like trying to

37:25

figure it out and they're like okay what

37:27

if we came Silica nice happy medium which

37:29

is we do a comedy and we do

37:31

it. In. Like a more

37:34

modern versus not. Roller blades but

37:36

like a little more modernize.

37:38

And. They're like that is a great idea right

37:40

There are patting each other on the back there

37:43

like we killed and they decided to taming of

37:45

the shrew. But on or nice? Okay they're like

37:47

we can make the sign that we can make

37:49

it modern. Dennis is like a few. love this

37:51

idea. What if they were all on rollerblades? Listen

37:55

out, Give M C a lease. Because.

37:58

That was the modern. More. This

38:00

is out of control. Everyone

38:02

is like than is. No rollerblades.

38:05

They. Do the casting because Ga thirty

38:07

think he like gets Dennis a good

38:09

role even though everyone else is like

38:12

Dennis is being a nightmare. Would you

38:14

don't want him to have a good.

38:16

Role he keeps talking about Rollerblades. And georges

38:18

like but he is a good actor. He

38:21

gets sinister role there like combining characters to

38:23

make the script to work easier towards. has

38:25

all these shops now you know He's like

38:27

trying out new kinds of lighting to see

38:29

if they could work in the park. He

38:31

also has a job where he like right

38:33

said newsletter for the group that goes out

38:36

every month and this is in the nineties

38:38

so like it's a says a cold. Newsletter

38:40

Right like olds up and go

38:42

through the mail. Serious. One.

38:44

Of those. Subs as the producer. It's. A

38:46

call the city and like tell them which dates

38:48

and white play they're going to do in the

38:50

city that. Three calls

38:52

the city. Few months later and

38:54

he thought. Hey like.

38:57

And Thali like I. Want to nail

38:59

down the dates and I also have to talk. let these

39:01

new lights that I want to use and like makes have

39:03

enough and disrupt the wildlife for whatever. As

39:06

a city is like I'm so sorry

39:08

but the amphitheater his books on their.

39:12

Own. Okay, As.

39:15

Long. As

39:18

they're like. Yeah. It's books.

39:20

And he's like, what do you mean it's books

39:23

like this Six your trip has had. This is

39:25

in you like the amphitheater in a state park

39:27

every year for decades. In

39:29

the city is like I don't know what to tell you. A.

39:32

Roller Blade Convention. But what?

39:35

do? You. Do or how do

39:37

you find out what is happening

39:39

here? The.

39:42

Problem is, George is clearly

39:44

still trying to salvage. Of

39:48

friendship with deafness. And

39:51

so he's not gonna see. The.

39:53

Criminal right in front of as. George.

39:58

Calls the city and he's. Like can

40:00

you tell me who has booked

40:02

the Amphitheater? And they're

40:04

like oh yes sir, it's book place. A. Spear Group.

40:07

And he's like great. That's me.

40:09

I'm the six year group. And

40:12

the city is legal. Oh okay, like what's

40:14

your group's name and he's like our group

40:16

says like all the world's our seats And

40:19

a city worker is like. Know.

40:22

The reservation I have. It's for another Shakespeare group.

40:26

All. The World as Rollerblades. Swords

40:30

is like sit like what is

40:32

going on here Booty calls the

40:35

Lakes woman. You know how every

40:37

group has like one person who.

40:39

Has all the institutional knowledge, Yes,

40:42

This woman, her name is city and she's like

40:44

eighty years old. See. Fit in the Sixer

40:46

troop for thirty years. So

40:49

George's like all call this yet he called

40:51

video and he's like city and what other

40:53

see through troops are nearby. Lake near our

40:55

little town and Vivian is like White Nine.

40:58

Like. The sound could barely support our. One

41:00

Shakespeare troop there are no other sick for

41:03

for it. Has a George

41:05

calls the city back and he's I won't name. To

41:07

you and what Shakespeare Group.

41:09

And the city's like he. I have a reservation

41:12

right here for the amphitheater for like these days.

41:14

And are just like who? And

41:16

the city it's like it's called Merchants of

41:19

Dentists. Oh. My. God.

41:21

Send more! Saw the

41:23

hell. What kind of

41:26

pine? My

41:28

God. Tennis is losing. Yes, yes.

41:30

And swords is Lake Okay, this

41:33

clearly seems to be Dennis What

41:35

he said, there's not a lot

41:37

of like wiggle Room on this

41:40

does he thought man, because he

41:42

thought I. Am theoretically

41:44

friends with Dennis Oliver. What kind

41:46

of fire my own troops to

41:49

get him? Dislike: Good role in

41:51

our place. He's been like coming

41:53

to rehearsals for months. What?

41:56

Do you? What do you do here? Like to confront him?

41:58

What is? Your what's your move? Oh

42:00

first of all, I'm going to

42:03

Absolute Truth is where my work gossips

42:05

tested and. That

42:07

ah says to leave.

42:10

As dream. We

42:12

are making calls, We. Are

42:15

writing letters? Nathan

42:18

Many. Are just getting

42:20

everyone on our side

42:22

making sure. Just

42:25

because. Wow! the the wonderful

42:28

feeling of being validated when

42:30

someone is. Being so

42:32

terrible, My

42:35

daughters are gonna hear about this. Yes,

42:38

George's. Hum he tells his daughters

42:40

he calls the director. He tells the

42:42

director the directors like that. so weird.

42:45

like maybe he just reserve it for

42:47

us. And. George is

42:49

like i don't think so and the directors

42:51

like okay will like We have a hurdle

42:53

tomorrow. Let's just like wait till rehearsal and

42:55

will deal with it in. Person. But.

42:59

Then they get a rehearsal. And

43:01

cynicism fair. And

43:03

also a lot of the cast is

43:05

not there. Like.

43:07

Forty percent of the cast is missing.

43:11

George. Terms of his Ied and he's

43:13

like. This is not fleshy. Think

43:15

of what's going on. He's like there's no

43:17

way that Dennis put. Of post like

43:20

forty percent of our see future

43:22

like thought his. Dreams. He's

43:24

like as difficult as innocence like he

43:26

loves Shakespeare, He loves the theater and

43:28

city and is like. Cd.

43:31

Never underestimate an actor. All

43:33

actors. Or horse. She

43:36

wasn't even talking about the situation. Was

43:39

just like. With. One thing you

43:42

gotta know about Asset is a

43:44

sleepless any one anyways. lot When

43:46

we sadly. Literally.

43:50

George's like this is not

43:52

helpful. But. He's like well I

43:55

guess like would tear down or skirts even

43:57

more. will figure out who can do wide

43:59

are likely. It I mean

44:01

carry on our what would

44:03

you do. Once. Again,

44:06

I'm I'm reaching out to everybody

44:08

else to be like why in

44:10

the what am I missing here?

44:12

What happens. Yes, Georgia

44:15

site. How did he even pull the sauce

44:17

right? Like we've been doing this for years.

44:19

We know the Mayor. He like calls the

44:21

mayor. He's like what is happening. Here. And

44:24

the Mayor. It's like, oh, Like. I

44:27

thought this this this was associated. with your

44:29

see through true play. To us and said he

44:31

could do it for cheaper this year and we said

44:33

great. Know. Is. Is

44:35

Dennis? Mark Zuckerberg. I.

44:38

Didn't why one is saving a move

44:40

fast and break face. It literally has

44:43

given this acid break. Things like George

44:45

is like one. There's no way he

44:47

could do it for cheaper because the

44:49

sixers her but loses money might like.

44:51

He's like there's no way cities like

44:54

still with it wasn't us and the

44:56

mayor. It's like I'm so sorry but

44:58

like we signed a contract with him

45:00

to be just assumed it was you.

45:02

Enjoy Just like says. He

45:05

starts like investigating. The.

45:07

Would you like to guess what what they

45:10

will be performing? Roman. Julia

45:12

on Rollerblades, Okay,

45:15

see light up. A,

45:18

You know, betrayal on a lot of levels to the

45:20

site. So. We'd sit in all

45:22

agree that Rollerblade for a bad idea.

45:26

Wow. Sort

45:28

of like history says, little investigating greatly, keys

45:30

gossiping up a storm. He's learned that like

45:32

did if is taken away their biggest event

45:35

of the year for either biggest earning event

45:37

as a group. So. That

45:39

he can do it with Rollerblades

45:41

A and he like once incorporate

45:44

water like water splashing was in

45:46

that ensures like you are not

45:48

dazzler. Bit like this is a

45:51

community. Theatre production of Shakespeare. Please

45:53

calm down. But every extravagant ideas

45:55

and it's has ever had is

45:57

going into that. So. What?

45:59

Is the roadway but

46:01

his success. Weight. Or

46:03

The Village Voice coming from either.

46:05

Third, this get remember when Scatters

46:08

came. Out. With the. Yeah

46:10

I certainly have them put them on

46:12

and was like this is a bad

46:14

idea he will die you have no

46:17

a good the for sixty the city

46:19

I have you ever want to just

46:21

and sixty dollars have been Also eight

46:24

hundred dollars in a hospital bills you

46:26

say and that's the best case. Scenario.

46:29

George. Wants. To events.

46:32

Like he's pissed. Do.

46:34

You have any ideas for how he to

46:36

get revenge? Listening.

46:39

The screws on all the roller blades. Of

46:45

I got as a great of yeah

46:47

are dangerous but good idea I see

46:50

using violence you do and that's beautiful.

46:52

Ladies are and should sue because with

46:54

George does is he you may remember

46:56

has the newsletter. So.

46:59

He takes his others with him to get

47:01

more printer ink and then he gets himself

47:03

a little beer and he stays up late

47:06

and he is like it's giving old. Diane.

47:08

Keaton in Something's Gotta Give were like

47:11

she's writing and crying and the camera

47:13

is like padding around in circles. Yeah,

47:16

Once he's done, he prints it out. As

47:19

the top it reads as

47:21

soon dennis. Ah,

47:24

There are six clip art of

47:26

source. When

47:28

they go low. We. Go

47:31

lower. Elevators have a basement.

47:34

He has. Written. About did

47:37

it's is treated and his betrayal

47:39

was go off clean up. You

47:43

like that? Nothing to lose. He.

47:46

Prince the news. He he

47:48

and delivers the one to Dennis his house

47:50

puts it in his mailbox. He has like

47:53

Regina. George with a receding hairline. I've

47:55

literally done this before. What's.

47:58

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I was of. The

48:00

major and I swore and arm

48:02

my voice teachers like. Traumatized

48:04

me so deeply. And

48:06

made me like never wanna sing

48:08

publicly effort and so as the

48:10

end of the year we we

48:12

do this thing called Juri Papers

48:14

were. We would talk about like are year

48:17

in south and I'm sure he fights faster.

48:19

Than the entire time and I

48:21

printed three. Hafeez. One.

48:24

See each teacher and the

48:26

principle of us. Up

48:29

a. City Worker. Who.

48:31

Ah now and. And

48:35

then my dad seizure kick me off of jazz.

48:37

Choir and I didn't get to perform with

48:39

Caesar back. So. I

48:42

survive And he survived. I

48:44

was like is fast okay

48:47

by Isis. The. Towards his leg

48:49

I want to watch the world burn right?

48:51

Like he does not care. Three.

48:54

Hours after, he takes his newsletter

48:56

over to. Dinner says how of after the

48:58

newsletter goes out. Knock. Knock knock

49:00

knock knock on the door At the front door.

49:03

His death. Do.

49:07

You answer? Oh

49:10

man. I have to

49:12

get into a man sad because of a has

49:14

a woman. You're like. Know Ah,

49:19

Ah, No one's home

49:21

loans lived here. No one's ever lived

49:23

here. In Nz in

49:25

the house. For your enjoyment Others though. So

49:27

it's like. Okay

49:30

Honey George. Go to the

49:32

door he opens that are he's like. What's.

49:34

Up Man. Dennis.

49:37

Is so mad. He's like

49:39

how. Dare you? Write.

49:41

This newsletter about me and towards

49:44

is like how dare you. Take.

49:47

Our amphitheater. take most of

49:49

our cast like you sabotaged

49:51

our group thing for your

49:53

own idea. Is the real

49:55

that? the real? How they're all. It's an

49:57

why I asked like a look. Are

50:00

just yelling at each other in the

50:02

doorway for like fifteen minutes. And

50:06

finally George is like you can leave

50:08

my. Property now. And

50:11

then Seeds Of closes the door. Dennis.

50:16

Carries. On with the rest

50:18

of his season. Foot swoon. He

50:21

won. George Words do

50:23

you go to the opening of. Up

50:26

of why yes. Cause.

50:29

I'm going to see this better be as

50:31

has fired. This has to be a trash

50:33

fire. Rollerblades, Absolutely.

50:35

Not water. I

50:37

do want to watch someone get her. Jaw.

50:40

I love White Supremacy. Georges,

50:44

the Creator Wipe out. Yeah

50:46

well as Origins legs I'm not

50:48

going to display like Dennis Her

50:50

by ceilings. He used to be

50:52

my friend. this I can't watch

50:54

to do it. He's like Cd.

50:57

Will. You go for me and Cd.

50:59

By this point it's like sixteen and

51:01

she's like yeah, I'll go. Sadie's.

51:04

Go sit in a society. It's.

51:07

Packed. And

51:09

see. Loves.

51:11

It like I love roller

51:14

blades. I love the

51:16

water she's like This is the

51:18

first time I play truly felt

51:20

interested in Shakespeare's to Like Romeos

51:23

Hot Displays rules. Know.

51:26

Who cares? See comes home. To.

51:29

Tell him. As towards it's

51:31

like so was it has play. And

51:35

Cds like. It would sign.

51:38

That it's not as good as

51:40

yours noise and George has like

51:42

to thank you my beautiful daughter

51:44

path towards his play has to

51:46

perform at the library because the

51:48

Amphitheater is he can. See

51:51

now. It looks like George did some

51:54

spin off. Guess if I.

51:56

Was on the outside. The I. Live

51:59

with He. Add in now and

52:01

it's moons. Okay,

52:03

unfortunately. The Merchants,

52:05

The Dentist Rollerblade production of Romeo

52:07

and Juliet is the highest attended

52:09

Shakespeare. Know.

52:14

Also zz in cbn that

52:17

aliens the site. I thought

52:19

I'd go out on a

52:21

bag that bad I say.

52:23

anyways lower we saw thing

52:26

about well get this is

52:28

the. Fifth,

52:31

Not happy about what not.

52:33

My Aunt. Or.

52:38

George. Holds a grudge

52:40

to this day because Merchants of

52:43

Does it becomes the primary. Safer

52:45

troop in midtown. And

52:48

they perform every year. Now.

52:52

Later. George. Finds

52:54

out that before the first show

52:56

Dennis gathered everyone together and with

52:59

lake. They. Don't want us to

53:01

succeed. Like. They've since

53:03

this newsletter out there trying to hurt

53:05

I like. We're going to prove them

53:07

wrong. They are haters like was a

53:09

hate fuel. You like juliet. Take the

53:12

boy they had right with you will

53:14

be persevere A miss. As

53:16

someone who just went through

53:18

a strike on. I.

53:21

Can understand he does the United.

53:23

How how awesome that would the all.

53:26

No. No Marlena to. Not

53:28

start being on Tennis aside,

53:30

Absolutely. A

53:33

descendants had set itself. And really

53:35

think you george? Find the South

53:37

and he's devastated. Because.

53:40

He's see know something. That.

53:42

Dentist As a now. Which.

53:45

Is that he didn't send that newsletter. To

53:47

everyone. He. Printed one

53:49

copy. A do something off it

53:52

did as it's half of this. Oh.

53:55

Movies. Like I accidently

53:57

see all that my any be

53:59

to victory. Yeah beach.

54:02

For not. Why you eighty? Yeah,

54:04

I agree and only go there

54:06

right? A? Nord

54:09

rights as some staff for

54:11

one bit Slate Ah no.

54:13

Sit Down Live. It's were almost

54:15

of the and whose side are you on?

54:17

How do you feel. Month

54:19

is he in size. As an incredible

54:21

sight as to honestly the role of

54:24

work. They

54:27

worked in, they went faster with the

54:29

lotta. Who knew. Anyway, I. Got.

54:31

Rollerblade. I'm Not here. My

54:33

last will and testament. To

54:37

the. Mississippi The

54:39

you. Sit, sit

54:41

Sit. It's not gonna be long, but this

54:43

is how I wanted to go out. By the

54:45

way, I'd said played juliet.

54:53

Do you think that. George

54:55

played this right. The.

54:59

Problem is George didn't

55:01

commit to the revenge.

55:05

And. He didn't run. A

55:08

good campaign. Ah, He.

55:10

Couldn't see in all this stuff.

55:13

Com. Ng. But.

55:15

He's a girl. bad. Gallon.

55:18

And mean I'm here last the girls

55:20

what should I do and they were

55:22

very measured. Whereas. Like.

55:25

Everybody I'm cancel me if you

55:28

must Bullish voice that have been

55:30

like says let's. Hit.

55:32

Have less like his house on

55:34

fire. Dental

55:37

be too busy. With

55:40

the insurance claim because he

55:42

had his dues. Shakespeare Shakespeare.

55:46

All is now because was too late

55:48

is the moral here? Who. Is

55:51

to like Go hard. Or.

55:54

Go! Oh My Gosh.

55:56

I still so. I

55:59

mean. What have we learned? Life

56:01

as a Shakespeare play? Wow. I'm

56:04

I'm just like a safer place

56:06

the past is but prologue. And

56:08

we now return to the President where

56:10

you saidi are at a party. In

56:13

a dark bar with all your

56:15

colleagues were across from you is

56:18

the daughter of dentists Catherine. Your.

56:20

Inherited enemy. How.

56:25

Do you play this tendency

56:27

to face. And. He inherited

56:29

enemy's. Er,

56:32

sorry now like returns good at keeping

56:34

secrets to. Supplement

56:36

the I Have Equal Enemies.

56:38

That you don't know about the

56:40

other sons when I do have

56:42

one. Minute A

56:45

fight. With here when

56:47

he oh he went to jail. Oh.

56:51

All right, All

56:53

right, I'm going

56:56

back. but if I

56:58

ran into. The.

57:00

Donor. And. Soon as

57:02

till. I would

57:04

have to just. Move.

57:07

Through for all the violence I've chosen,

57:09

I would have to just. Move.

57:12

Through. But boy

57:14

can I not wait to

57:16

tell. This. Is what happened.

57:20

How's your day up? With.

57:23

Sudan up to. And.

57:26

Then. We'll

57:28

then she's gonna save. Season

57:31

to say something. Not good. Like

57:33

she's has to say some the this guy's

57:35

not gonna make it through life. The.

57:38

Train people over roller blades

57:40

and splashes. Cd.

57:43

Is like. I. Don't have to

57:45

be like my father. Blue.

57:48

Brent see. Like I don't

57:50

have to reenact petty grudges like she's like

57:52

it's so good to see you again like

57:54

I hope that your family so loud that

57:56

and ah they have like a nice shot

57:59

she goes home. Okay,

58:01

six months later, She runs in to

58:03

Catherine again at one of these events at she's

58:05

like oh so that the C O dinner at

58:08

it as she's like what are you up sale.

58:11

And tough it's like, oh, I'm

58:13

actually starting my own company. And

58:16

she goes on to tell her that

58:18

see a lot saying a for you

58:20

his marketing business to help small them

58:22

and own businesses in this city which

58:24

is that same company that saidi has

58:26

already found it. Oh.

58:31

No, The Us. What

58:34

of family of little

58:36

bitch? Switch seats

58:38

for for. Six months ago, so

58:41

see, like well aware. Ah,

58:43

The. Beach.

58:47

And South Sat. On role

58:50

Mad Okay or a What? really? Do. I

58:52

would freak. Oh internally I

58:54

would go until you know like and see

58:56

no in movies and like a character here

58:58

from the and then everything goes silent as.

59:02

Except for like the the what's

59:04

it called Tinnitus the I'm like,

59:06

well I really. Like

59:08

the regain like that. Sas.

59:11

Where I would go. Fantasizing!

59:14

I'm. Lighting her house

59:16

on fire of. I guess a

59:18

lake in reality. I guess I. Ask.

59:21

More questions and. How

59:24

did you were made you

59:26

come up with with that

59:29

off? I'm so. Mad The

59:31

audacity. Okay the A New Goes

59:33

Rage mode. Like see so bad

59:35

and seem like they're I. Am.

59:38

Gonna, You know? I'm going to play this a

59:40

little cooler than I could. But.

59:42

What she does is see go through out

59:44

of she tells everyone like this ominous as

59:46

they see. Me

59:49

and it it on a B C feel for

59:51

the. See has

59:53

taken my idea, See taken the colors

59:55

of my brand. it like. See.

59:58

If copying me. See. If. My

1:00:00

family of thieves. The news letter

1:00:02

of how and why this is his

1:00:04

father. Is going to lie to

1:00:06

this time. Seat will not make

1:00:08

the same mistake because it's okay.

1:00:10

Okay to see. does this secrets

1:00:12

chaos. See you basically run. Through out

1:00:14

of town. Gray. Now

1:00:17

I have a question for you, which is Do

1:00:19

you Tell George. You're.

1:00:22

Calling him up. Oh way. Do

1:00:24

I tell Dad? Yeah. Yeah,

1:00:27

absolutely. Life. I.

1:00:29

Think it'll be validating for Dad the.

1:00:32

Isn't that the you'll never guess

1:00:34

where habit know that? Saffron

1:00:38

Floyd. See calls at his

1:00:40

leg. Death. It. As

1:00:43

beat our enemies. And

1:00:46

see tell her dad everything and thirds

1:00:48

of like thank you so much. As

1:00:52

I see, you have redeemed our family. Hell

1:00:55

yes we are at the

1:00:57

end. How do you feel? The

1:00:59

wanted scenes whose side you're on are

1:01:02

still on both sides. Vivian is still

1:01:04

alive. The probably

1:01:06

see ligament live forever. Yeah yeah

1:01:08

yeah smoking kills but not every

1:01:10

love for for a prefer high

1:01:12

seas not like the other most.

1:01:14

Successful to ah.

1:01:18

I. I'm just so.

1:01:21

Proud. Of Cd. And

1:01:24

I think and now. You.

1:01:27

Know. I'm I'm fifty

1:01:30

percent on her side. And.

1:01:34

With. The other fifty percent on the

1:01:36

roller blades side. To side

1:01:38

of Rollerblades feeling. This was a

1:01:41

really. This. Was about

1:01:43

roller damson. While.

1:01:47

And never underestimate the power of

1:01:49

a blade. While. Many

1:01:51

to thank you so much for coming

1:01:54

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1:01:56

know this was a real fun stories

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1:02:00

mom might be like a Puerto Rican. That

1:02:03

might be. That might.

1:02:05

And to remind everyone, I am Puerto Rican, I

1:02:07

can say that. Thank you,

1:02:10

that clearly can. What if I was like, I'm

1:02:12

German and I have strong opinion. I have

1:02:14

strong opinion. I'm a freak. I

1:02:18

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1:02:20

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