Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime speedruns through a bunch of setup for storylines in the next couple books before sitting down to write his

Episode 218: A STORM OF SWORDS, DAENERYS VI: "The Lonely God"

26 days ago 1h 36m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Daenerys decides to stay in Slaver's Bay. Only for a little while, though...Next time: ASOS Jaime IX, in which we

Episode 217: A STORM OF SWORDS, TYRION X: "Duel of the Fates"

Mar 18th, 2024 1h 14m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Tyrion's trial shifts to the battle arena. That's right, it's time for the Mountain v. the Viper! Hello. My name i

Episode 216: A STORM OF SWORDS, JON IX: "Grinding Axes"

Mar 4th, 2024 51m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jon manages to hold the line at the Wall, only for his own comrades (namely, Alliser Thorne and Janos Slynt) to th

Episode 215: A STORM OF SWORDS, SANSA VI: "Underworld"

Feb 19th, 2024 1h 14m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Littlefinger takes Sansa home. His home, that is, where they're met by Sansa's aunt Lysa, who reassures Sansa as l

Episode 214: A STORM OF SWORDS, JAIME VIII: "Under New Management"

Feb 5th, 2024 1h 25m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime takes charge of the Kingsguard, speed-running through performance reviews for his fellow white knights--the

Episode 213: A STORM OF SWORDS, TYRION IX: "The Rule of Law" ft. Clint and Merry from Learned Hands

Jan 22nd, 2024 1h 56m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Clint and Merry from Learned Hands join us to adjudicate this most lawyer-ly of ASOIAF chapters, in which Tyrion g

Episode 212: A STORM OF SWORDS, ARYA XII: ”The Hole Inside”

Jan 8th, 2024 43m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arya and Sandor wander around making each other and everyone else miserable, for a change. Next time: ASOS Tyrion

Year End Episode 2023

Jan 2nd, 2024 1h 25m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire...but not here! In this episode, we cover everything we loved in 2023, from movies (e.g., Killers of the Flower Moon) to shows (e.g.

Episode 211: A STORM OF SWORDS, JON VIII: ”The Fury”

Dec 18th, 2023 56m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jon has no time to mourn for Ygritte, because all the other wildlings just showed up and Jon's somehow in charge o

Episode 210: A STORM OF SWORDS, DAVOS VI: ”Do the Right Thing”

Dec 4th, 2023 58m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Davos defies his king to save the children, and...lives to tell the tale? Ned Stark is so embarrassed.Next time:

Episode 209: A STORM OF SWORDS, JAIME VII: ”Secrets and Lies”

Nov 20th, 2023 1h 11m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime crashes Purple Wedding Month, returning to King's Landing at last for some very dysfunctional reunions with

Episode 209: A STORM OF SWORDS, JAIME VII: ”Secrets and Lies”

Nov 20th, 2023 1h 11m

Episode 208: A STORM OF SWORDS, SANSA V: ”Dressing Dark”

Nov 6th, 2023 48m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Purple Wedding Month continues as Sansa makes a run for it with brave chivalrous Ser Dontos...who sells her to Lit

Episode 207: A STORM OF SWORDS, TYRION VIII: ”Unlucky Sevens”

Oct 23rd, 2023 1h 23m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Purple Wedding Month continues as Joffrey finally dies, solving everything forever. Next time: Purple Wedding Mon

Episode 206: A STORM OF SWORDS, TYRION VII & SANSA IV: ”End of a Century”

Oct 9th, 2023 1h 13m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we kick off Purple Wedding Month with two chapters at once, in which Tyrion and Sansa (first separately and then t

Episode 205: A STORM OF SWORDS, DAENERYS V: ”Heroes”

Sep 25th, 2023 1h 1m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Daenerys arrives at Meereen and Strong Belwas wins an initial victory, only for everyone else in her camp to mess

Episode 204: A STORM OF SWORDS, BRAN IV: ”Ghost Stories” ft. Lo the Lynx

Sep 11th, 2023 1h 34m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, special guest Lo the Lynx joins us for ASOS, Bran IV, in which Bran better start believing in ghost stories...beca

Episode 203: A STORM OF SWORDS, JON VII: ”Fighting Fire with Fire”

Aug 28th, 2023 56m 30s

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jon Snow and the other defenders of Castle Black defeat the Thenns (yay!) but at cost of Ygritte's life (boo.)Nex

Episode 202: A STORM OF SWORDS, DAVOS V: ”The One True Hand”

Aug 14th, 2023 1h 40m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Davos argues against burning a child at the stake and takes in the news that the world is ending up at the Wall. I

Episode 201: A STORM OF SWORDS, TYRION VI: ”Aftermath”

Jul 31st, 2023 1h 17m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Tyrion suffers through his sham marriage to Sansa, only to learn from his father how bad a wedding can *really* ge

Special Episode: Season 3 of Game of Thrones

Jul 17th, 2023 1h 34m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we take a quick post-Red Wedding break from ASOIAF to talk about Season 3 of Game of Thrones, since we've been cov

Episode 200: A STORM OF SWORDS, CATELYN VII & ARYA XI: ”No Exit”

Jul 3rd, 2023 1h 57m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode...do we have to say it? It's Red Wedding time, as the Freys turn viciously on their guests, including Catelyn and R

Episode 199: A STORM OF SWORDS, CATELYN VI: ”The Red Will Run” ft. Queer Alex

Jun 19th, 2023 1h 46m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, the Freys roll out the red carpet for the Red Wedding, but not before Catelyn makes everyone have a snack, because

Episode 198: A STORM OF SWORDS, ARYA IX & X: ”The Wolf and the Hound”

Jun 5th, 2023 1h 15m

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arya goes on a road trip to the Twins with her new best friend Sandor Clegane.Next time: special guest Alex joins