Following Jandar and Zazz from the last episode [We're Gonna Look for Old Men] we find the group.. in some sort of St. Patricks day romp. There may or may not be a lot of banter this episode. I really didn't check, so, sorry if so but this is t

NQH Unreleased - We're Gonna Look For Old Men

Sep 28th, 2018 1h 4m

This is the episode that would have followed the "Poop Out the Bone" episode. If you want to follow along to the way things played out in this altered timeline, please listen from that episode first. Jandar and Zazz set out to look for old me

NQH Unreleased - Sorry about your Friends

Sep 23rd, 2018 48m 58s

This episode was the original version of "Did you say... Wereskunks?" It was re-recorded after we got some new equipment and didn't much care for the way the story ended up following this episode. That said, listen in place of Wereskunks, then

Not Quite Heroes - Jandar's Journey

Jun 24th, 2018 41m 19s

Jandar takes some time for self in this episode, attempting to commune with the god of conquest. With Jandar's already significant might, what good could come from this?

Not Quite Heroes - Man Overboard!

Jun 17th, 2018 54m 4s

We have a ship! Do we have a heading? Do we ever. Finally, a moment of relaxation on the high seas. Feels good. Also, someone gets violently ill.. and.. land ho?

Not Quite Heroes - I'm The Captain Now

Jun 10th, 2018 45m 29s

The gang is met by an awesome force that leaves them shaken. They decide it may be best to get some fresh air. Sea air! Will they be able to procure travel? Find out now!

Not Quite Heroes - Wake and Break!

Jun 3rd, 2018 40m 27s

The group wakes up after a long, hard day working the dock. Having rested, they wake up intent to begin their journey elsewhere. Maybe they're trying to find that mysterious crystal, or run from the Hunter's that came for Zaz, or he's trying to

Not Quite Heroes - Work That Dock

May 27th, 2018 47m 30s

Well, I'm gonna be honest with you.. This is just one of those episodes. Not a whole lot to say about this one, things went a bit off the rails. Maybe we can make something out of it next episode..

Not Quite Heroes - Owlbearly Made it to Safety

May 20th, 2018 40m 56s

Zaz is left alone. Well, not quite alone.. Who's inside that suit of armor and why was Zaz spared? I wonder what's is in store for Zaz as he comes to terms with just happened. Did that bush just talk?..

Not Quite Heroes - Poop Out the Bone (Wouldn't be the first time)

May 14th, 2018 51m 6s

In this episode, we find out who murdered Jun and Flint, but saved Zaz! What's the story with that. There's got to be some sort of history, right? Or is this just a random fluke of good luck for the otherwise sorry luck of Zaz lately?

Not Quite Heroes - Did you say.. Wereskunks?

May 6th, 2018 55m 5s

So, maybe the chickens didn't work. All is well, because the team is capable to make the most of whatever situation that is laid before them.. right? Something isn't quite right this time, though. I didn't even think wereskunks were a thing!

Not Quite Heroes - Do Horses Sleep?

Apr 29th, 2018 47m 50s

The gang starts up a new business with their ill-gotten gains. Then they come across a very suspicious group camping in the woods and attempt to charm the pants off of them. Also, which is better, 30 chickens or one hoofie-boy? Find out this ep

Not Quite Heroes - Cops, Carts, and Crossdressing?

Apr 22nd, 2018 43m 6s

Coming face to face with the law about a crime they didn't commit, will the gang be able to walk free? The mysterious gem is nowhere to be found, and the Lorum is still expecting it. How will the group find the gem and break free from the town

Not Quite Heroes - We Want Questions

Apr 15th, 2018 39m 20s

The gang looks for answers about the mysterious gem. Darkness falls and trouble is afoot. Will they find out the story of this mysterious crystal? We have questions, they WANT questions! All will be answered inside this weeks episode!

Not Quite Heroes - Well Without a Wench

Apr 8th, 2018 46m 6s

The gang begins the search for more information about the mysterious gem, someone gets naked, someone does a double take, and someone gets aroused. Find out who, what, when, and where in this episode!