A Christmas album filled with, er, absolutely nothing festive...  Which is, as it turns out, not a bad thing at all.

Join John and Noax for a joyous trip back to the end of 1995, when Blur took on Oasis, Louise left Eternal, and, bewilderingly, Simply Red made a good song.

It's all here on our track by track review of Now 32, along with some stonking dance choons, huge-name artists churning out waffle, a cumulative offences Warnock Award, and one of the best songs ever made in the history of recorded noise.

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