Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 6: Cutting Class. Mom reveals an unexpected hobby. Jenny shares more nursing stories. Malia doesn’t know the capital of Australia.Follow us on TwitterPrediction

The Year of the Flirt (Back Away - Part 2)

Dec 21st, 2022 1h 28m

Editor's Note: Mom's power went out twice during the recording due to a thunderstorm, and Malia seemed to have some audio issues. Sorry about that!Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 5: Back Away.

The Best Case Scenario (Back Away - Part 1)

Nov 22nd, 2022 1h 16m

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 5: Back Away. Mom thinks the Kenneters would live their best lives on TV. Jenny recounts a wonderfully horrible Christmas movie. Malia has made her mom proud as

A Bonky Donk a Day Keeps the Brownies Away (Leaving a Mark - Part 2)

Aug 2nd, 2022 1h 19m

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the second half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers acclimate to summer school. Mom likes the sound of junk food on demand, an office where you can enter into a movie, and emot

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I Pâté the Fool Teaser!

May 6th, 2022 8m 10s

From Wordmongling author Wildbow comes the latest smash hit sure to get readers frothing at the mouth – Pâté! Visceral but beautiful, this latest story has both bibliophiles and gastrophiles screaming “FIVE STARS!”You can read the story hereAnd

FOMOOF [Fear of Missing Out on Food] (Leaving a Mark - Part 1)

May 3rd, 2022 1h 26m

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk with their mom about the first half of Arc 4: Leaving a Mark. The Kenneteers survive an end-of-year party and go to summer school. Mom is very honest about her middle school years. Jenny gives Malia som

Zed's Cheddar Half: They Brie-long Together (Out on a Limb - Part 2)

Feb 22nd, 2022 1h 23m

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the second half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. Malia (finally) gets a joke, Jenny recounts fun times from their childhood, and Mom hopes to never read another Hungry Choir ritual ever again

A Mouse, a Cat, and a Monkey (Out on a Limb - Part 1)

Jan 11th, 2022 1h 32m

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) talk to their mom about the first half of Arc 3: Out on a Limb. They recount bad Christmas songs, times where Mom has been a bit too adventurous, and the time Jenny made Mom buy mice as pets. In addition, Mo

Your Monkey has Sex Appeal (Stolen Away - Part 2)

Nov 23rd, 2021 1h 21m

We reach the Forest Ribbon Trail! Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) are confounded and delighted by their mom’s choice of an animal companion with an extensive backstory. As a note, there is the sound of a baby fussing/crying during this epi

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There's Something About Danny [DeVito] (Trials: Part 2)

Nov 16th, 2021 49m 11s

We come to the end of the story… for now, at least. Hear how Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua deal with the threat of corporate warfare, Danny DeVito’s obsession with scarves, and the inevitable reality of change.Our Collaborative Google

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Death by Butter (Trials: Part 1)

Nov 9th, 2021 54m 42s

Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua plunge into new challenges after facing some difficult choices. They experience loss, change, and the realization that Velveeta might, in fact, go bad.Our Collaborative Google DocFollow us on TwitterJoin o

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Velveeta: it Doesn't Go Bad, but it Does Go Good (Troubles: Part 2)

Nov 2nd, 2021 1h 19m

Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua continue to overcome the challenges that the deck throws at them, using virality for the power of good. They each come to a major crossroads in their life, and the players complete the second stage of Wick

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Mo' Magic, Mo' Problems (Troubles: Part 1)

Oct 26th, 2021 1h 45m

We see into the daily lives of Heliconia, Stephanotis, and Ohia Lehua. Together they struggle with money problems, spend a lot of time on their blog, and resist the temptations of Danny DeVito.Our Collaborative Google DocFollow us on TwitterJoi

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This is Very Oof (Truths: Part 2)

Oct 12th, 2021 54m 43s

Malia (she/they) plays Stephanotis, a hot mess. Jenny (she/her) plays Heliconia, who is perfect. Their mom, Cheryl (she/her), plays Ohia Lehua, who wears scarves that smell. Together, they learn more about their city, the Underworld, and each o

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Phantom Mold, Glittercore, and Anxiety Meds (Truths: Part 1)

Sep 28th, 2021 51m 49s

Malia (she/they) guides her sister, Jenny (she/her), and their mom, Cheryl (she/her), on a table top role playing game adventure! Together, we work to create a magical world and convince Mom that it is not, in fact, The Sims.Our Collaborative G

If You Can Eat a Fish Eyeball, You Can Totally Eat Your Friend's Eyeball (Stolen Away - Part 1)

Aug 31st, 2021 1h 22m

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/they) continue to ask their mom some expected and some unexpected questions about Pale. This time they cover Stolen Away 2.1-2.5 extra materials. Mom shares her love of cows and Jenny and Malia disclose some of h

LSD & Pepto Bismol (Lost for Words - Part 2)

Jul 20th, 2021 1h 37m

CONTENT WARNING: Our mom tells a story about a pet cat being killed by a dog that is fairly graphic around 22:00.Mom made it through the Hungry Choir ritual! (Well, she survived reading about it.) Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) are very pr

Dad Never Pulled Poop Out of His Pants (Lost For Words - Part 1)

Jun 15th, 2021 1h 22m

Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) ask their mom for her thoughts on the first half of arc one of Pale: Lost for Words. Jenny reads a list of CIA torture songs, Malia sings some of them, and Mom takes the word “compare” literally, not realizin

Everyone on Mars Sleeps in Recliners (Blood Run Cold - Prologue)

Jun 8th, 2021 43m 58s

In our first episode, Jenny (she/her) and Malia (she/her) introduce their mom before asking her about her thoughts on Pale’s Prologue: Blood Run Cold - 0.0. Mom thinks Louise is overly sensitive and that a whirlwind romance is in her future.If