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Emily Magers & Krisi Harris

Perfect Womanhood

A weekly Comedy, Kids and Family podcast
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Emily Magers & Krisi Harris

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Emily Magers & Krisi Harris

Perfect Womanhood

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The outcome of a child falls solely on to the mother of course. Don't be a stupid mother and rely on intuition, instinct or affection alone! Here's some simple directions from this chapter- Don't feed them for at least 3 hours after birth, thei
We dive in to what it took to be a doctor in 1900. And before that. It's blatantly obvious why they were seen as quacks for so long. We also talk about the first woman physician and what a badass she was for paving the way. Trigger Warnings- Ju
This week Emily covers Ch. 16, the dreaded "Change of Life"....or Menopause as we know it. Did you know DEATH can be a result of Menopause if you're not prepared? Yeah, neither did we. And that's just the beginning. This chapter definitely fall
Inflammation of the womb. What is it, you ask? You could read the chapter for yourself, but let us tell you, Mary doesn't even seem to know. This week, Krisi covers Chapter 15: Diseases Peculiar to Women and Their Cure. This chapter has been th
Chapter 14 covers Miscarriage and Abortion. Or rather what an abortion was in 1900. You'd think this would be a heavy episode, but Ms. Mary's ideas on causes, cures and prevention are quite comical. Don't sleep in the same room as your husband,
Ch. 13 is Childbirth and how Made Painless. Sounds pretty unbelievable. But just follow her simple rules such as a diet of 14 apples, 8 oranges, 6 lemons and a pound of grapes EVERY DAY and you will be well on your way to a painless birth. Soun
Chapter 14 contains some sensitive content, and of course the 1900's version of "Miscarriage and Abortions" varies greatly from how we think today. Our dear Dr. Mary has some amazing ideas on how to prevent miscarriages. Don't sit up late, don'
Men have never had a clue about women's bodies. Ladies didn't need sex. We just suffered from something called Hysteria. And horseback riding helps with that. Insert eyeroll here. We promise you'll learn a thing or two. Obviously this comes wit
The long awaited bonus episode of Aqua Tofana, the poison that made history. Was Giulia Tofana a heroine or villain? Explicit Warning! We love our cuss words. Trigger Warning- Murder, Domestic Violence, Torture ect. You get the point. Thanks fo
Ch. 12 teaches us about Prenatal Influence and Culture. This is where we learn that our sins are passed down to our children in utero, and if we want our baby to be a doctor, all you have to do is become one yourself while you're pregnant! Just
Chapter 11 brings us to The Discomforts of Pregnancy. Dr. Mary lays out what we can expect, and is so kind to offer things to avoid, and some remedies for things we can't...which include Chloroform, and a nice Boric Acid and Tree Bark jayjay ri
Chapter 11 brings us to The Discomforts of Pregnancy. Dr. Mary lays out what we can expect, and is so kind to offer things to avoid, and some remedies for things we can't......which include Chloroform in the mouth, and a nice Boric Acid and Tre
Did you know that if you add too much info to your brain, your other organs will suffer? Including your reproductive organs. HM. WHO KNEW?! Join us for Ch. 10, Pregnancy...... where we learn all kinds of fun "facts" about all the symptoms to lo
Menstruation isn't fun. But it's even worse when you add poisoning yourself once an hour, cold baths, and hot feet...or was it hot baths, a hard bed, and cold air? Fresh air, elevated hips, and no bath? Maybe you can decipher our Dear Ol' Doc's
It's the longest chapter yet, and the first one we thought we'd skip. Turns out, we're glad we didn't! Let's walk through our first chapter of Part III, "The Organs of Generation" starting with Chapter 8, "The Human Pelvis". Why the fuck it's t
There's no such thing as heredity! Well, there might be. But even if there is, it can be overcome! How may you ask? Well, you can beat your genetics with simple cheerful talk and healthy food, which doesn't include hot bread. Or pork flesh appa
 Get married, or die. Alright, maybe not to that extreme, but it feels damn close. In chapter 6 we dive a bit more into the "how-to" of marriage, without much of the "how-to".  No real trigger points here either, unless we're still offended by
Marry money. But don't marry a pleasure seeker.There is no greater burden on earth like a foolish woman tied to a competent man. Make the home a place of rest for HIM and follow the breeding patterns of animals.Oh, and don't rob your children o
We need to sit down and shut up. Well at least according to this chapter we do. We also need to dust when we have feelings of jealousy. Also, marriage can be a rollercoaster. Just like this book. The only trigger warning is for sexism, you know
Boy do we have a treat for you! It's our Halloween BONUS episode! Why are bats associated with Halloween? Why do we bob for apples?? And why the hell are the costumes from the late 19th century and early 20th century so fucking creepy?? This is
Boy do we have a treat for you! It's our Halloween BONUS episode! Why are bats associated with Halloween? Why do we bob for apples?? And why the hell are the costumes from the late 19th century and early 20th century so fucking creepy?? This is
Does puberty in boys really only revolve around "self harm"? Apparently. In this chapter, "Our Boys - The Fathers of the Next Generation", we cover the 1900's version of masterbation, or rather, self harm. It's shocking, disgusting, and a littl
In Chapter two, we divulge straight into "The Unfolding of Womanhood" - exciting right? Covering everything from graphic photos of anatomy to the UNREAL expectations of puberty, this shit is only getting more wild, and we're only scratching the
Starting with the book's introduction, we're set with high expectations and promises to all of the answers. Answers to what? We still don't know! But in our first chapter, "The Body the Temple of the Soul", we're left with still even more quest
It's just the beginning, but we are excited to share our Introductory Episode! Learn a little about us, about our stories, and why the fuck we're doing a podcast in the first place. Thanks for listening! - Emily & KrisiPatreon: https://www.patr
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