Springtime at the old treehouse! The team gets into: -an epidemic of cold-footed middle-aged husbands. -those darn protesters! -hoops analytics on the 4th Street courts -a coyote in Central Park. Guard your babies.
It's almost Passover and the Treehouse team is super-psyched! This week we look at: -The giant con of Masterpiece Theater and those role-stealing Brits -Phil's plan to win a Nobel Prize and save New York City -How the west side gets everything
It's Springtime and the Treehouse team is in a cranky mood. They're pissed about: -non-fact based Easter table talk -Douchey pedestrians talking on their ear buds -Airplane food Plus: -Atlantic City still sucks and... -we forced Tammy Murphy to
Another week in Treehouse Land. The team discuss: -Bob's Queen Mary II fantasy trip and the romance of life on the open Atlantic -Jewish slumlords -Shopping for one in Costco -Taylor Swift and the end of the New York bard -What to do with your
More hilarity as the Treehouse team discuss: -UberSurgery. Get a nose job in front of your apartment! -The New York Review of Books personals. -The Jersey senate race and our plan to turn Andy Kim into a Treehouse asset -The NFL, America's ga
We're back after a few months' hiatus due to a dispute with corporate. In this episode the treehouse gang talks about: *This week's WASPY sponsor, a Groton grad and African food cart cook *Some white couple in Brooklyn who decided to add some
We made it! It's our extra-special 25th episode, so please buckle up. Phil & Bob discuss: • sneaky Chinese tomatoes; • avocado toast and other white people stuff; • exploitative documentary filmmakers; • altruism in NYC (and Bob's
Summer's over and New York City is full of ... migrants! This week's sponsor: a public-private venture by the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security and UPS designed to solve the migrant crisis. Phil & Bob also discuss: • Mayor Eric Adams' approach
Phil & Bob vent about Mayor Eric Adams and his buffoonish tendencies. The Treehouse Team also tackles: • Oscar Schindler's daughter and her new Brooklyn school; • illiterate Jewish kids and the Mitzvah truck; • the French Resistance mo
Phil & Bob remember their friend Danny and reminisce about the unconventional personality test he created one night in K-town. The Treehouse team also explores: • exercising while upside-down; • Kenny Powers' opinion of triathletes; •
Phil & Bob dive headfirst into colons, prostates, and breasts!!! The Treehouse team also investigates: • the current whereabouts of Dr. Zizmor (the subway dermatologist); • whether Al Pacino and his new baby will be cartoon buddies; •
Phil & Bob discuss the Hamptons and reveal some "breathtaking acts of selfishness" committed by its seasonal residents. The Treehouse Team also examines: • why trendy restaurants are like contemporary art; • the Long Island Expressway
Phil & Bob examine WASP culture in New York City. The Treehouse team also investigates: • why classy people like cold lunches; • Winston Churchill's legacy in Connecticut; • snooty private clubs (including but not limited to, The Metropolita
Phil & Bob share tales of their personal experiences with crime in New York City. The Treehouse team also investigates: • the ghost town in the middle of Manhattan; • why investors in commercial mortgage-backed securities should watch the
Phil & Bob flip through their college reunion book and discover that there's no such thing as too much information... The Treehouse team also reports on: • Average Joe's Community Theater Inititative, a non-profit arts organization sponsored
Phil & Bob wonder why college sports suck in New York City. The Treehouse team also examines: • Saint John's University (located in the non-ethnic part of Queens) • Peter Parker's boyhood home • the Notre Dame marching band • 5 happ
Phil & Bob shine a light on the seedy underbelly of NYC's wellness subculture. The Treehouse team also explores: • how to buy drugs the old-fashioned way; • why doctors don't want you to know THIS ONE SECRET about marijuana and dementia
Phil & Bob reveal the saddest place in New York City – the McDonald's on the corner of Delancey & Essex. The Treehouse team also provides insightful commentary on: The Homeless Depot™ (the solution to New York's street homelessness crisis), Ju
Phil & Bob reveal why New York City grandmothers don't babysit on Wednesdays. The Treehouse team also explores: why senior citizens are essentially toddlers with cell phones, looming inter-generational war, The Connecticut School of Broadcastin
***Trigger Warning: we talk a lot about suicide in this episode*** Phil & Bob examine the New York Post's extensive coverage of suicides in Manhattan and the tabloid's particular fascination with victims who leap from luxury buildings. The Tree
Phil & Bob get classy by discussing poetry and wine. The Treehouse team also covers: college admissions, racist babies, Amy Tan, Bob Dylan's Nobel Prize, wine snobbery, the surprising connection between Asperger's Syndrome and oenophiles, the K
Phil & Bob talk real about mental health. (Completely coincidentally, this episode is sponsored by Invigorizify™ ... go ask your doctor for some!) The Treehouse team also shares its thoughts regarding: the effectiveness of Freudian psychoanal
Phil & Bob explain why life is happy if you're the big fish in a little pond. The Treehouse team also explores: where to buy underwater lighting on a Saturday in New York City, the Biblical origins of the name Matthew, the Unabomber's hoodie, f
Phil & Bob delve into all things gambling – from slots to blackjack to pai gow to sports betting. The Treehouse team also explores: sex cults, recruiting people in Las Vegas for experimental missions to Mars, the decline of Atlantic City (a.k.a
Phil & Bob interview a very special guest, the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. We reminisce about the single greatest night of partying in the history of 1990's-era SoHo. Barack reveals what really happened inside