ATTENTION: SEASON FINALE“No man is an island unto himself” – John Donne. An interesting poem, but it seems to be an idea that is quite often forgotten today. In film and television, the Bechdel Test, the simplest of ideas on whether or not a mo

Ep. 11: Sharkwitches vs Merpires vs Cthulhu vs Nazis

Dec 22nd, 2017 42m 9s

Sometimes it's important to go back to the basics. Everyone loves a good classic, and Mort and his friends are no different. So when you have a concept that feels tried and stale, just add some Naz- Actually, nevermind. We just saw the news. C

Ep. 10: Musical the Magical Musical

Dec 8th, 2017 35m 36s

Despite what the Victorian ages have taught us, you cannot solve all your problems by throwing orphans at it. Learning this the hard way, Mort is forced to keep searching for that million-dollar pitch. Which he does after about 15 minutes of di

Ep. 9: Frankenorphan

Nov 23rd, 2017 46m 55s

Thanks to Paula Deen being Paula Deen, Mort is left trying to find yet another show to pitch. Jake is excited to help, of course, but Taylor is... less enthused. Topics include: Amazon drones, cyberpunk girl love, warehouse quotas, recycled chi

Ep. 8: Food Network Streams

Nov 9th, 2017 40m

Despite the silence, Mort has not actually succeeded in being ridiculously, obscenely, offensively rich. Turns out Adam Sandler isn’t that great a connection to have, so now we’re back to creating more pitches! We’re sorry. Topics include: Lamp

Ep. 7: Death and the Pony Boys

Oct 13th, 2017 37m 20s

Refusing to adhere to the numerous cease and desist letters he received, Mort pushes forward, trying to come up with new ideas. It goes about as well as you think.Topics: Snakes, international waters, dancing, serpents, death, Willem Dafoe, pyt

Ep. 6: Love Jungle

Sep 28th, 2017 40m 56s

This week, Mort sets his sights on the stars above! Again! And also Catgirls! Again! We're beginning to think he may need to go outside more. Or less. One or the other. Topics include: Vin Diesel, a brief statement in defense of Transformers, l

Ep. 5: Bride Space War

Sep 14th, 2017 46m 2s

[Warning: this ep includes a couple of terrifying screams that sound like they come from an eldrich horror, but really it's just Bryan. Sound at 8:02, 8:50, 9:25]Mortimer finds himself sinking further in debt, leading him to take desperate meas

Ep. 4: All Our Sweet Dynamite Knights

Sep 1st, 2017 49m 9s

Unperturbed by Bobbi and Sam’s attempts at sabotage, Mort is back yet again to kick things into gear in this industrious episode of Pitching and Moaning! This episode, Jake, Taylor, and Mort discuss: Graffiti, condoms adorned with gears, super

Ep. 3--Little Pink Arena

Aug 17th, 2017 50m 7s

What happens when you stick three people in a room together and they stop being polite and start being real? Mort discovers the answer the hard way. Types of glue are discussed. Rainbow Clash. Vampire Detectives. Monster Gambling, and which avo

Ep. 3: Little Pink Arena

Aug 17th, 2017 50m 7s

Bonus Ep: Bandit Kitty Crossover

Aug 14th, 2017 12m 20s

Mort's got a crossover episode to pitch to Cartoon Network. So, this is probably the last time you'll hear from him before he's completely stupid famous. DISCLAIMER: STEVEN UNIVERSE and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and

Bandit Kitty Witches

Aug 3rd, 2017 48m 43s

The second episode of a podcast that was only supposed to be one episode long. This episode: Dick Dastardly. Muttley. Steven Universe. Hannah Barbara. My Little Pony. Ignored references to Rocket Raccoon. Can Mortimer Langford get his latest id

Ep. 2: Bandit Kitty Witches

Aug 3rd, 2017 48m 43s

Ep. 1: Shiny Pretty Burst

Jul 20th, 2017 40m 40s

Working IT can be difficult. It’s complicated, there’s a lot of variables, and more importantly, it cuts into precious, precious Dark Souls time. Join Mortimer Langford each episode as he forces his friends to help him create new TV and Movie p

Rate