Rachel's movie idea gets outlined... Brain Breeze style! Introducing Bloody Spokes - a unique cinematic experience for our time! It's a tale of gender role reversal as a girl's bicycle gang in the 1950's deals with the universal themes of lov

Brain Breeze #7: Up To Her Neck

Jan 16th, 2020 2h 2m

"I wanted to say no to Ray and Jay's all new, all animal, film noir Brain Breeze, but that raccoon had gams that went all the way up to her neck, I tell ya, and i just couldn't say no." -- you (if you're honest with yourself)Now listen up, to

Nothing But Trouble - Episode 7

Oct 31st, 2019 1h 36m

Remember that time Tupac Shakur was in the Velvet Underground? No, wait, I mean the Digital Underground with Humpty Hump, and the fly girls danced on that gross judge who squirted mustard on stadium dogs from a toy train? Of course you do. Wi

Brain Breeze #6- No Ordinary Rabbit

Aug 21st, 2019 1h 36m

Start another Satanic Panic with this episode's manic thematic masterpiece -- a random dice roll concoction of Holiday Horror entitled... No Ordinary Rabbit! Reel in horror at the giant furless monstrosity and its 30 foot hops! What will YOU

Brain Breeze #5 - Socrates vs The Aliens

Jul 30th, 2019 2h

Aliens: "Yo, guys. This democracy stuff is whack! We gotta nip this thing in the bud!" Witness our latest Doomsday / Historical Fiction Scenario as the aliens realize, "These humans are only capable of Brain Breezes, not Brain Storms like us

Child's Play (1988) Episode #6

Jun 27th, 2019 1h 2m

And the moral of the story is... DON'T GIVE YOUR KIDS PANTS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY! Unless, of course, you want the Problem Child kid running around your apartment with a knife and zero fashion sense. But, if you have bought a creepy doll from t

True Grit: Episode # 5

Jun 12th, 2019 1h 15m

Take the reins in your teeth this week as you watch... John Wayne in a Communist Western? Texans cultivating their hair like lettuce? A creepy spanking from a man named La Beef (Boef)? Ansel Adams paintings? The sick, sick burns of Mattie R

Brain Breeze #4: Good Guys Finnish Last

May 23rd, 2019 1h 43m

In the coldest depths of World War IV... One man with a cranky robot, a cardboard box, and a bandanna (did i mention he had a bandanna? Well, now he has a bandanna.) meets a tough woman with a potato, and not even the vicious armies of Finla

Pet Sematary - Episode #4

May 9th, 2019 1h 9m

We revive our lost file in the Data Sematary to talk about how Optimus Prime kills cats and children, how the Gummi Worm company missed the cash wagon on marketing schemes, what the Kindergarten Cop kid is doing now, and note the differences be

Brain Breeze #3: Grandma's Buttons

Apr 25th, 2019 1h 30m

Welcome to the Jungle/Crime Adventure of Grandma's psychedelic buttons! Plead with Ray and Jay to "Stay on target!" while they concoct a modern day Tragic Faerie Tale that can only end one way... with Jack Johnson songs on the ukelele. Oh no

Misery

Apr 16th, 2019 1h 18m

This week: Misery - we're your number one fans! Find out what curse word YOU write on your typewriter over and over after listening to us this week, you dirty birdies! You'll need... One cigarette. One Match. And one Don Perignon. We expec

Brain Breeze: Man Boys For Pele

Apr 11th, 2019 1h 28m

Beware, 40 yr old virgins! It's Horror in Hawaii with Ray and Jay. Meet Fred, our tender hearted pig tenderizer as he fends off his neighbor Tad, the policeman who suspects him of the serial killings of Comic Con nerds. But wait! The volcan

The Thing

Apr 2nd, 2019 52m 8s

Witness! -- Ray and Jay plodding along through the plot of John Carpenter's "Thing!" Be astounded! -- by Mac and Windows, and their Childs teaming up to battle the Lovecraftian horror of Shoggoth Diabetis! And always remember! -- "It's always

Brain Breeze Episode 1 - Global Genital Warming

Mar 26th, 2019 38m 36s

The second part of Plotting Along: Welcome to Brain Breeze!!! Our first attempt at randomly generating a movie plot produces a Romantic Comedy to remember forever. We introduce you to the Oscar caliber roles of Cheryl and Darryl, two star-cro

Fargo

Mar 26th, 2019 1h 11m

Ray and Jay plod through the snow to drunkenly plot along with the infamous Coen Brothers movie, Fargo. Recorded in the ancient times before we even had a name for this podcast, oh jeez!

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