Have you heard of the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special? Perhaps not–it was so bad that George Lucas tried to bury it. But don’t worry! This month, the gang at the POC unearths this priceless jewel of TV history (if it can be called TV, we were vacillating between “Adult Swim gag reel” and “failed interpretative dance audition tapes”) and talk about Mark Hamill in eyeliner, an alternative universe in which Julia Child is a space alien, and what turns Wookies on. And you definitely don’t want to miss what turns Wookies on.