If the Priest is busy, can you just go ahead and baptize yourself? Can you then maybe, get a Saint to do your personal bidding? My brother tests this out, with all creatures Great and Small.

The Ghost of Scott Baio Part 2

Jul 26th, 2019 20m 23s

Is it possible, in the late 90's, to summon the spirit of a teen heartthrob from the early 80's? What if he's still alive?FB radiofreedaria

The Ghost of Scott Baio Part 1

Jul 25th, 2019 18m 12s

Teen Magazines will tell you who to love, but will they tell you How!??! Also, who is that guy, anyway?Also, yes, I know about the Riverdale series. Please stop telling me there is a Riverdale series. I know you mean well. But no. No.

Deadly Bingo

Jul 7th, 2019 13m 23s

Everything is fearful and dangerous, to a gaggle of old ladies playing Bingo...but nothing is more fearful and dangerous, than some of those ladies, themselves.

Overture

Jul 7th, 2019 13m 14s

Look out! Pee!!!!

The Flowers That Bloom

May 2nd, 2019 10m 12s

May Day means fertility, to the horror of pre-teens in Sex Edwww.dariaeliuk.comFB Radio Free Daria

Eddie Has Risen (Part Two)

Apr 19th, 2019 18m 26s

Reliving the days before crucifixion are one thing, self-resurrection is entirely different. Resurrection is probably a good Spelling Bee word. You think it's going to be two "s" one "r". but no. Don't challenge Jesus to a spell-off: you can'

Eddie Has Risen (Part 1)

Apr 18th, 2019 14m 18s

When should a good Christian Boy fake his own death for fun and profit? WWJD, of course.www.dariaeliuk.comFB radio free daria

Just this real quick

Apr 18th, 2019 9m 32s

Not really a story, just an explanation

The Great Polish Snipe Hunt

Feb 18th, 2019 20m 10s

Gullibility, willfully ignorance...it's such a fine line when it comes to personality vs hormonal attraction. Also: never believe societal stereotypes.www.dariaeliuk.comhttps://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm/episodeshttps://www.facebook.com/Ra

I Lava Lava Lava You

Feb 15th, 2019 17m 4s

There's no love like teen Goth love, and there's no way to express it without plenty-o-blood. Happy Valentine's Day 3>www.dariaeliuk.comhttps://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDariaiTunes "Radio Free Daria"

Ella

Feb 7th, 2019 13m 28s

The girl who Livedwww.joyrx.org

Viva Kinevel!

Feb 4th, 2019 15m 7s

He embodied both all that was glorious, and all that was cringeworthy, about the Great American 1970's. Why not make a movie about him? ...Here's why not.www.dariaeliuk.comhttps://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDariahttps://radiofreedaria.simplec

Call Me Bruce the Blue

Jan 21st, 2019 12m 19s

Many claims have been made as to who invented hot wings, but it's not the chicken that goes horribly foul.www.dariaeliuk.comhttps://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

Rosie, Duck Guts, and the Snake

Jan 20th, 2019 13m 57s

From movies grossly miscast, to food too gross to eat, and the astrological prediction of World War Threewww.dariaeliuk.comhttps://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

Boom! Here Come the Plagues

Dec 30th, 2018 15m 15s

The Commandments and the Ten Plagues of Egypt usually don't feature during the holiday season, unless your Great-Grandmother is Old World and Bible-ready.www.dariaeliuk.com

Kill The Wren

Dec 27th, 2018 13m 57s

What is Boxing Day? It's an obligation, it's unfair, it's pagan, and it involves bones and eyeballs, depending who you ask.

Thanksgiving in the Garden of Forrest Whitaker

Nov 22nd, 2018 17m 25s

Thanksgiving, far from home, in a house full of deeply stoned strangers, can be daunting. But it's a pretty safe bet that there will be plenty of food.www.dariaeliuk.com

Model of a Modern Major A**hole

Nov 18th, 2018 16m 18s

Romance, Racism, Musical Theater, and Gratuitous Profanitywww.dariaeliuk.com

Swinging 101

Nov 18th, 2018 15m 8s

When your Professor is absentee, your frontal lobes are still forming, your hormones are at mass capacity, and your class is meant to be discussing sexuality? There are inevitable results. Or, at least, hoped-for results.www.DariaEliuk.com