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It’s episode 89 and Shean and Shane are competing over who has the better medical emergency. Shane’s about to get escorted out of the hospital for demanding to keep his wife’s appendix, while Shean’s gotten into a car wreck with a crackhead. T
It’s episode 88 and Shean’s in a robe and Shane’s in a dungeon.The guys discuss Kanye, Farrakhan, Malcolm X, AI art, grief, trans youth, modern genocide, ancient civilizations, eternal returns, false flags, only fans, and sizzurp. Madonna’s new
It’s episode 87 and the boys are back in town. Shean confesses to blackmailing Air BnB hosts and Shane wants to overthrow the monarchy. The guys discuss black tik tok, yaaasss dead queens, the science of blunts, Jesus in Hell, the ideal gynecol
It’s episode 86 and Shean is enduring a three-day marathon at the dentist, meanwhile Shane’s getting slandered by a journalistic standards community.The guys discuss the 87,000 new hires at the IRS, the raid at Mar-a-Lago, and how “they’re” dro
It’s episode 85 and the guys are becoming Mennonites.But before t hey convert, Shane tries to advise Shean about how to act normal when meeting a new friend in real life for the first time. Shean doesn’t know if he should bring a firearm or an
Shane and Shean announce their candidacy for President and Vice President of the United States of America. They vow to abolish all alphabet agencies. They also promise to leave NATO. And the UN. And they will reject WHO, WEF, and ESGs. CERN wil
It’s episode 83 and the guys try to solve a mystery of possible lust and deceit in the land of God. Shane’s reading C.S. Lewis while Shean’s Dr. Pepper addiction has brought on a home renovation binge. The guys also discuss bio-engineered salm
It’s episode 82 and bees are now fish in the state of California, meanwhile kid friendly drag shows are coming to a town near you.The guys discuss the documentary “What Is a Woman?”, the consequences of a broken home, utopia fetishists, wild sa
It’s Episode 81 and everyone is trying to sleep with Shean. He can’t leave the house without total strangers trying to bring him home. Meanwhile, Shane’s getting kicked out of his local library. The guys discuss Pride Month and the time Jack Li
It’s the season 4 premiere and the guys try to make sense of mass shootings, hopelessness, and the collapse of civilization. Meanwhile, Shane looks at the failures of Sri Lanka as a warning of any big government push, and Shean talks emotional
Episode 80 will cause serious physical harm. Mark Zuckerberg has preemptively banned it from Facebook. The Twitter bots have been programmed to suppress it. Instagram thots are petitioning for its immediate destruction. The guys discuss the n
Episode 79 is a call to arms. Shean and Shane are begging you to fight like Hell. Safe, legal, and rare vs bloodthirsty abortion mimosas. Absconding to Mexico. Drug mules. Decapitated tourists. Young mothers.The guys respond to comments they’ve
Episode 78 is all about Shean’s live-streamed corpse, Shane stripping naked for ID.me at gunpoint, fake cities, the peloton cult, the soho house cult, Kim K’s vanishing derrière, Depp v. Heard, Roe v. Wade, the Met Gala, disgruntled mailmen, bo
It’s Episode 77 and the guys are finally unveiling their long awaited line of merch. One-piece swimsuits, flip flops, mugs, bucket hats—they’ve got something for everyone who wants to wear Shean and Shane’s faces around town. If you support BLM
Episode 76 is a hostage situation as the guys incriminate themselves by discussing how and why they’d get away with murder. Shane talks about stumbling into a funeral, meanwhile Shean is positive there are infinite natural resources. They discu
It’s episode 75 and Shean was attacked in the woods—he nurses the wounds as the guy’s discuss white girl slaves, denim, toast with butter and cinnamon, pizza gate,and grunches. They also get into starting fights on instagram with strangers for
It’s episode 74 and Shean and Shane fight over creative differences. Shane also got Shean banned from Facebook for 90 days, and Shean’s enrolling people into a ponzi scheme as gas prices rise.The guys discuss time traveling back to the 1990s, K
The guys have reunited. Shean was in Heaven on Earth while Shane was in Hell on Earth. Shean is haunted by lizards from Punta Cana, and Shane nearly died moving his family out of their house. The guys discuss the latest trends in hysteria, war
Episode 72 is not another teen movie meets wolf of wall street meets little shop of horrors meets mean girls.The guys compare notes about their high school lives. One of the guys committed white collar crime, the other committed blue collar cri
Remember the old woman with a forked tongue that wished death on half the country — that Shane said would never listen to Ready Slow? Yeah… she and her friends and family listened to last week’s episode. And she’s not happy. In related news, Sh
Episode 70 finds both guys snowed-in and dreaming of a white Martin Luther King Day. Shean is setting guidelines for hiring employees and Shane is fighting an uphill real estate battle against liars, con artists, and thieves.The guys discuss hi
Shean has omicron and Shane discusses the nature of modern genocide.With special appearances from a hysterical, unhinged, moral authoritarian.
Instagram says Shean and Shane are inciting violence. There’s a strange man in Shane’s yard. Shean’s discussing philosophy with his uber driver. Trump’s been boostered. Rittenhouse’s media blitz proves we’re in The Hunger Games. And Kamala’s ma
For the holidays, Shean’s life is spiraling out of control, and Shane lands himself in urgent care. NY has a new mask mandate, so Shane’s getting kicked out of the supermarket, and Italy is preventing Shean from having the vacation he’s worked
Episode 66 finds Shean getting accosted by a psychopath in a Whole Foods bathroom while Shane has a full blown panic attack on the highway. The guys discuss Alec Baldwin’s crocodile tears, toothbrush protocols, glamping, and the sustained madne
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