This week, I rant for 100 hours about Bethenny Frankel’s war against the Kardashians, Sanya gets her I-U-DICK-IN-ME removed, Peter is high and letting it all hang out, and the Beverly Hills women continue to fight about Instagram.

Gloria And The Terrible, Horrible, Extraordinarily Bad Day

Jul 31st, 2022 17m 46s

This week, we talk about the disgusting beasts on RHOBH, the absolute gem that is RHUGT, and why we need Phaedra back on RHOA ASAP.

Who Has The Time To Be Putting On Vibrating Panties And Roaming The Streets Of New York?

May 27th, 2022 15m 35s

This week, everyone is gaslighting Drew, Marlo and I are staying single, and Sutton gums down her dinner.

People Function Better When They're High!!

May 16th, 2022 28m 38s

This week, we still hate Drew’s husband, we love stoner Jen, and we never know how to feel about Sutton.

Let's Get Lost In Shannon's Neck Skin

May 1st, 2022 22m 55s

This week, we talk about a trend on TikTok I wish I didn’t know about, crying during the Kardashians, why Lisa Rinna is the devil in disguise(s), Shannon’s abundant neck skin, Joe deep-throating a dildo, and more! (I also want to formally apolo

Watch Out For Nonna's Wooden Spoon

Apr 10th, 2022 16m

We’re back to celebrate Marge Sr.’s 75th birthday, reminisce about all the times Nonna pulled our hair in the kitchen, and re-live special moments from a very special christening.

Are You In A Mental State For This Level Of Dissension?

Jan 17th, 2022 21m 12s

This week, we talk about how the ladies of RHOM are NOT, in fact, a fetish, how Shane is definitely not good in bed, and the raw chicken B-roll in RHOSLC.

'You Don't Have to Like Me I Love Myself Enough For The Both Of Us'

Jan 11th, 2022 23m 13s

I’m baaaackk. Miss me? Forget I existed? Perf. This week, we talk about my unhealthy obsession with family-oriented TV, the disgusting men of OC, the mysterious past of the first gay housewife, and what a POS Mary is!

Mun-nee Can't Buy Yuh Clah-ass

Dec 10th, 2021 29m 39s

This week, we talk about Jameela Jamil’s bizarre habit of repeatedly telling stories about being chased by swarms of bees, Mary’s Louis Vuitton-sponsored clean-up mission, and Teresa’s angelic singing voice.

'Thank You For Being Honest'

Dec 5th, 2021 33m 46s

This week, Nicki Minaj wreaks absolute havoc on the set of the RHOP reunion, Lisa really “appreciates” that Jen isn’t white, and Ramona clings to Kyle like a marsupial.

Meredith’s Bubble Goatee Called The Feds

Nov 22nd, 2021 50m 37s

The gals regroup after Jen’s arrest, Gizelle makes us all cry, and Ramona traumatizes us once again.

Who Could Hate A Spa With Titties & Ass?

Nov 14th, 2021 28m 30s

This week we talk about the SLC gals’ interpretation of “Italian street wear,” how Mary puts the literal fear of god in Whitney, Coach’s alleged internal bleeding, Mia’s right to live her life in peace, and more!

Karen & Ray's 200th 25th Wedding Anniversary

Nov 7th, 2021 33m 38s

This week we talk about Ray & Karen's hot kids, Mary's cult, Erika's mascara, and more!

Erika Still Doesn't Know What She Did Wrong

Oct 31st, 2021

This is the inaugural episode of Real Slob Kebab, a Real Housewives & pop culture pod! We talk about Gordon licking his chops, Mary wishing death on her husband, and Erika Jayne turning to the B team of her glam squad. I’m sorry for the bad au

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