We’re back, babyyyy! Gina’s mic sometimes makes noises that sounds like ghosts. Maureen is laugh-crying, but honey she’s got tissues this time. Most importantly, Sydney is officially being interrogated over The Prophecy, so her DA B0YZ scheme u

“I HAVE A MEETING!”

Nov 19th, 2020 1h

Guess what, who's next - IT'S US BABY. Listeners/readers, thank you for your patience. We are alive, despite the election’s best efforts to kill us. We’re back and more chaotic (high) than ever. All the while, Sydney gets a LITERAL SPINAL TAP,

Bitchin' Lipstick

Oct 22nd, 2020 49m 26s

Bonjourno! It’s a Sarah Shai-heavy episode this week, and we’re honestly grateful for that *prayer emoji*. Jenny, babe, let's get a glass of wine and chat. Elsewhere, Vaughn pines for Sydney while we pine for Vaughn, everyone goes to a very awk

“Julie Bowen? That’s Crazy.”

Oct 15th, 2020 48m 54s

Guys, a real record on blowing out the mics this week. Let us know which one you hated the most in your 5-star review please! Speaking of The Most, the girls (Dixon and his lil ring) missioned in Vegas this ep. Sydney saves Francie from marriag

"GET UP! IT'S HAPPENING!"

Oct 8th, 2020 46m 42s

Boy, what an episode this was, we talk about some spooky stuff for episode 13! It had us sweatier than Sloane and he's covered in needles! Maureen and Gina fly through Alias Episode 13, The Box Pt 2 (Maureen, don't) this week. This episode has

Qu*ntin Tarantino

Oct 1st, 2020 47m 55s

There was NO wig this week. Thoughts & prayers, comrades. But, we do finally discuss one HELLUVA guest star who puts SD-6 in a hostage situation?! Vaughn has to go to therapy (one *could* say the male ego is a hostage situation in and of itsel

"TIIIIINAAAAA!"

Sep 24th, 2020 48m 15s

"HELLO? IS ANYONE DOWN THERE!?" Did you miss us? REELY, DOOO YOUUU? We missed you! This week, Sydney saves Jack, and then immediately Vaughn is like, you shouldn't have done that because your dad SUCKS. Then, Sydney is like, wait he actually.

"Famous Celebrity, Ken Olin"

Sep 10th, 2020 52m 43s

Well, Gina has officially lost it and actually has no memory of recording this week’s episode. Thankfully, we are joined by our DEAR DARLING friend, Aubrey, zooming in from CORPORATE NEW YORK CITY USA to help out Maureen as Gina tries to stay a

"Unpacking the Smash Mouth of It All"

Sep 3rd, 2020 53m 43s

Maureen is about to get on a plane and kick Gina's ass. What else is new? On today's episode, Sydney is covered in blood again, Sloane stays the weirdest man alive, we meet Christianna Stevens and Jack invents and perfects British Eyebrow Actin

Sex Bullpen

Aug 27th, 2020 54m 55s

LADIESSS! Maureen and The Lesbian Def Jam Comic (please don't sue us) are back. Maureen learns Will's last name, Gina speaks Italian (she does NOT), and Sydney has to spend the whole episode moving her brain blood around so...Jigsaw doesn't kil

Then Why Do You DO?

Aug 21st, 2020 54m 4s

This episode has no wigs. However, it does have JG blessing us with more open-mouthed yell-sobbing, "Scottish" (read as: Shrekish) accents, we answer our very first listener question (hi Richard!), get our very first listener call-in, and liste

Anthony Michael Baritone

Aug 13th, 2020 52m 37s

We're back baby, Episode 6 is live and filled to the BRIM with giggles. Gina is too close to the mic again, Maureen can't stop her ""British"" accent, and Sydney? Well, she's on the ceiling. Get down from there, girl!!! Maureen and Gina imperso

The Tyra Banks Faint

Aug 6th, 2020 52m 53s

Cracked. Access Granted. No restrictions. Breaking news about our chastity belts aside, Maureen and Gina are back for season 1 episode 5, "Doppleganger". Sydney and Jack…break-up?? Maureen’s agenda over a certain B*ad continues to fuel her…and

Le Jean-Pierre

Jul 30th, 2020 48m 56s

Episode 4 is, how you say, a horny rollercoaster. We have more stanning of Jen G’s incredible acting choices, Sarah McLachlan BD (before dogs), and we meet a new member of the Room 47 family. Maureen learns shocking information about Gina. Wil

“We are women in STEM, all three of us…”

Jul 23rd, 2020 51m 8s

How much does plutonium weigh? You call THAT a kiss? Can Gina, whose job is to lay out the plot, stay on track AT all? Does it even really matter if she does, if Maureen can't remember what any of the characters’ names are?? We have a lot of qu

Richard Dreyfuss, HERSELF.

Jul 16th, 2020 41m 23s

Episode 2! We can't believe it, and thank you it is an honor just to be nominated. This is our sweatiest and giggliest episode yet. We take a deep dive into episode 2, "So It Begins," where we take a scholarly look at-no, hahaha just kidding, b

"Did You Get The Dave Matthews Tickets?"

Jul 16th, 2020 30m 7s

SHE'S HERE! It's the inaugural episode! Maureen and Gina introduce you to the show Alias through one of the most iconic pilot episodes of all time. We do a deep dive into the red wig, JG's perfect silent scream-acting, and the genius of melodra