Recorded in a laundromat in Lunenburg, Nova Scotia, this is the first-person account of Independent Investigator Ralph Cramp's attempt to prevent a demonstration from beginning in the streets and pouring over onto the docks. This unfiltered, unexpurgated narrative offers a disturbing glimpse at what can happen when you follow the advice of someone named Lonnie. It also shows that there is MUCH work to be done in raising awareness about the plight of the unfairly accused villains on Scooby-Doo.