The ineffectiveness of the answer may surprise you!We're back after a seasonal (read: COVID-19) hiatus and the failed piloting of another cursed format, absolutely and Honestly of our own frEe wilL and not out of fear of any Particular Russian

I Can't Believe It's Not Emotional Support Butter

Nov 25th, 2021 1h 16m

I Don't Know What the Devil is Making You Do Right Now, But I Hate It.

Nov 16th, 2021 1h 11m

Does humming the song protect you from copyright infringement laws? We hope so, because we celebrate being the 63rd highest ranking podcast in Ecuador by attempting to hum "Ecuador" by Sash!, which turns out to be pretty much impossible.Further

The Legend of Whispering Cliff

Nov 8th, 2021 1h 26m

Are you a "When She was Bad" Hair, or "Amends" Hair? Either way, Sarah Michelle Gellar is never allowed cut her hair again. In keeping with the new format, this week we're following up on last week's episode with the true life story which inspi

Let's Face It, Your Mother Was No Sharon Stone

Oct 30th, 2021 1h 18m

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on Spotify! Well surprise Bitch, bet you'd thought you had seen the last of us. Well, that's because we told you it was, but actually did we though? Not officially.We've risen from the dead with Seas

Trailer

The Best of Season One

Oct 30th, 2021 1h 22m

In anticipation of Season 2 of Scream Queens we decided to update our trailer with some of our best bits of Season 1 - because we don't know what a trailer is apparently!We hope you enjoy this something of a recap, timestamps for the episodes a

I Read The Fucking Census, Okay?

May 2nd, 2021 1h 58m

Smells Like Teen MURDER!

Apr 22nd, 2021 1h 19m

Easter, Exclusively at Torture PornHub

Apr 9th, 2021 1h 12m

VLADbible

Apr 2nd, 2021 1h 25m

God Save Our Reptile Queen, Long Live Our Lizard Queen!

Mar 26th, 2021 1h 8m

AHS Season 5 Was Overrated

Mar 21st, 2021 1h 2m

Oh you want a synopsis, do ya? Well have ALL THE SYNOPSES IN THE WORLD.So we're gonna keep this short & sweet, because every few weeks we endeavor to keep our episodes to an hour max and then immediately decide to not stick to those rules. So h

Forty Whacks With A Wet Noodle

Mar 12th, 2021 1h 53m

Lizzie Borden took an axe,and gave her mother forty whacks,and when he saw what she had done,she gave her father forty-one.So basically none of that is true whatsoever, but you know what they say: never let the truth get in the way of a good-ol

"NEVER DRIVE FASTER THAN YOUR GAURDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY"

Feb 28th, 2021 1h 51m

Sophie has been doing a lot of "dr...awings" lately, and we're all very concerned. Don't be fooled, this not an intervention for a listener named Sophie! She genuinely is just drawing and for some reason she's going to draw us, but she hasn't y

Samara Never Had to Deal With This Shit

Feb 20th, 2021 1h 47m

We're back to the cursed format we're always terrified of doing, particularly one with basically no research either beyond finding a pre-written article - this time not from Good Housekeeping, at least. To be honest we've enough self-researched

There's Lots of Guys to Meat on Grindr

Feb 12th, 2021 1h 55m

HEYllo whatsupyouguys? Do you remember that episode of the IT Crowd with the cannibal who places a personal ad to find someone to eat? Well, turns out that before Graham Linehan was a transphobic arsehole, he was also not very original.In this

Soon, Soon, My Little Pink Dahlia

Feb 5th, 2021 1h 36m

You'll Be Walken' Away Feeling as Fresh as a Piece of Wood

Jan 29th, 2021 1h 43m

Were the gold-rushing McCloud brothers murdered by some Native Americans trying to protect the land? Or did they get into a fiery fight with a vengeful bear?Did the Dyatlov Pass campers die of hypothermia as the Russian government claims, or we

I Saw Goody Badwife Dancing with the Devil!

Jan 22nd, 2021 1h 17m

We did it! Us crazy bastards finally did it! A reasonable length episode! Who knew we had it in us? This is basically the length we've always wanted our episodes to be but gave up trying because let's face it WE'VE JUST BEEN HAVING SO MUCH FUN

Everybody knows: Silver is Nicer Than Gold

Jan 15th, 2021 1h 45m

Come on Barbie, Let's Go Kill Your Sister

Jan 8th, 2021 1h 34m

Happy New Year (again, we guess!)Have you any New Years Resolutions? We take you through some of our bad habits (and facial hair choices - cough cough) and take you through the resolutions we've made to combat them. Trigger Warning for Dry Jan

Why Don't You Come Up to My Crypt and Cut Off My Head Sometime?

Jan 1st, 2021 1h 56m

Happy New Year, guys!And also we should say Merry Christmas because you may have noticed (some of you with delight) that we didn't release our Christmas episode last week for reasons we explain herewithin. Our chaotic energy, you gotta love it!