When mysterious photonic beings get caught up in a fictitious war that's being waged in Tom Paris's 1930s sci-fi holonovel, it's all hands on holodeck! This fan favorite (and arguably most meme-able) episode of Star Trek: Voyager, "Bride of Chaotica!" sees our dear Captain Janeway on a mission to boldly act where no one has acted before...

...in Chaotica's mountaintop base of operations, as the deliciously fiendish queen of the Spider People!

But first, coffee.

Can "Arachnia" seduce and cleverly dominate this intergalactic evil? Will Tom ever get over the embarrassment of everyone finding out how he spends his free time? Will Jacqueline Lopez and Jennifer Zhang be able to polish off the rosé they've selected for the occasion? Find out on this week's episode of Seven of Wine!

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