Aiming toward better and the similarities between big tobacco & big sugar.Send me an email and let me know how this was the biggest waste of thirty minutes you’ve ever witnessed. I will kindly agree and offer you a free subscription to my butth

65. Just Say No To The War On Drugs

Oct 13th, 2018

Topics discussed:The war on drugs, marijuana prohibition, and other things that fall under those two umbrellas.Let me know I’m a stupid dope smoker:[email protected]

64. Tetris & PTSD

Oct 12th, 2018

Topics discussed…Are we, as a culture. numbing our minds with apps and social media as a coping mechanism for collective trauma?Haunted houses vs living in actual danger.Solitary confinement vs sensory deprivation tanks.Some other stuff. Listen

63. Race & Racism In America

Oct 11th, 2018

Some of my thoughts and perspectives on the way we choose to discuss racial relations in this country.Let me know how much of an insensitive racist I am: [email protected]

62. The Symbiotic Relationship Between Liberalism & Conservatism

Oct 10th, 2018

The title clearly explains the contents of the episode. However, the title may inadvertently and misleadingly imply that I am smarter or more informed than I am. I’m just a somewhat relatable idiot. Fair warning.Let me know how ignorant I am:th

61. Do You Even Political Ideology, Bro?

Oct 9th, 2018

Topics discussed: Political ideologies and recreational outrage. The equal and opposite-ness of the political left and right. Hypocrisy of animal rights activists. When you can’t decide which side to pick in an argument, always go against the s

60. Philosopher/Warrior Dichotomy: Striking A Balance

Oct 6th, 2018

Stop limiting yourself. Don’t hold yourself back. Take responsibility for your life. Strike a balance between thinking and doing - all talk and no action is no bueno; all action and no talk is just as bad. Let me know how I single-handedly turn

59. Personal Responsibility & Making The Most Of What You've Got

Oct 5th, 2018

Topics:Personal responsibility.Making the most of your situation.Watch “Zion” on Netflix.Watch Jocko Willink’s video “Good” on YouTube.Stop making excuses and stop holding yourself back.Quotes from the episode:“Every single day, you make a seri

58. Hitching A Ride On The Trumpback Whale

Oct 4th, 2018

Topics include:The strange and seemingly pathetic obsession late night talk show hosts have with the president. Media companies using fear and controversy to generate ratings.Media companies leaching onto the humpback whale of controversy that

57. A Year In Jail For Littering?!

Oct 3rd, 2018

Here’s the rundown:23 episodes in 30 days!!!Troubleshooting issues with the other podcast. People that we call tools aren’t usually actually tools because tools are useful.Smart phones as alarm clocks and everything else useful in our lives.Soc

56. Pop Culture Hour w/Jeremy Stamper

Sep 30th, 2018

Literally an hour of pop culture talk….New music from Lil Wayne, Logic, & Kanye.The Eminem/MGK beef.The “This Is Us” guy making a “This Is Us” movie but with different characters and a different title.Tim Allen’s two years in prison for cocaine

55. Be The Butterfly Effect

Sep 24th, 2018

The first half of this episode involved some ramblings about the Katt Williams/Kevin Hart feud. This bleeds into some ramblings about opportunity in America.The latter half of the episode can be summed up in this next quote from the show:“One e

54. Hyphenated Names Are Dumb

Sep 22nd, 2018

Topics include the impossibility of “taking it too far” in comedy, the simultaneous benevolence and malevolence of the ubiquitous smart phone, thrill seekers, my lack of love for roller coasters & haunted houses, hyphenated names, and feminism.

53. Affluence Breeds Apathy

Sep 21st, 2018

Off to a slow start, with yawns and talks of a headache. But the conversation eventually picks up…If humans were 5x as big as we are, would we squash small animals (rabbits, squirrels, small dogs) with the same predictable impulsiveness that co

52. Vegans Hate Humans

Sep 20th, 2018

Doing what you gotta do, even when you don’t want to. Moving to Romania and engineering my own breed of unstoppable canines for dog fighting and conquering the dog-fighting underworld of the Eastern Block. The stupidity of animal rights activis

51. Heroin-Addict Homosexual Hobos

Sep 19th, 2018

Stubborn boogers. Throwing shade at deaf people. Fair-weather social-justice-warriors. Substituting true connection for manipulation and emotional abuse. Heroin-addict homosexual hobos. My new podcast. More damage caused by 9/11 than what I pre

50. Eric "Slocum" Blapton, The Clapton Of Porn

Sep 18th, 2018

This is a milestone episode! Number 50!!! What we talking about today?600 pound obese people losing hundreds of pounds and still being fat.Milestones and the possible origin of the term “mile stone” itself.Rich people who put parlors in front o

49. The Letter K Is Like Beetlejuice

Sep 15th, 2018

The eerie similarities between the letter k and the campy Tim Burton movie (hint: three in a row). Two arrests in two days - a stolen truck and a police chase. Retirement home names. Eminem claps back at MGK. Excessive fan-boying for Chris D’el

48. My Smart Phone Addiction Is So Much Healthier Than Yours!

Sep 14th, 2018

Is Alex Trebek happy with his legacy?Stories about my grandparents.Middle-aged Eminem fangirls.More dissection of race and racism.The person you think you are is vastly different from the person the people around you think you are.Smart phone a

47. As American As Diabeetus & The Name Cletus

Sep 13th, 2018

Talk about genius yet despicable marketing, crickets as frenetic & frantic yet aimless nomads, eating healthy (you all talking bout Eminem but I’m on that MNN - Mother Nature Noodles!), and Cletus being a uniquely American name.Prove me wrong w

46. Space Force Is A Go! (w/Jeremy Stamper)

Sep 12th, 2018

A phone call where Jeremy and I discuss video games, how Kingdom Hearts 2 betrayed me, Spotify’s blindspot for troops on deployment, airplanes & more Travolta-talk, living in the simulation, the military, space force, the failings & future of t

45. Trump MAGA Drain the Swamp

Sep 11th, 2018

This episode is about rap music and politics.Tell me how much of a beta cuck nazi toxic-masculine racist sexist snowflake I am:[email protected]

44. John Travolta Fights Mexicans On A Train (w/Jeremy Stamper)

Sep 8th, 2018

Jeremy and I discuss a variety of truly mesmerizing and insightful topics, such as the dysfunctional home life of Thomas Jefferson, the dark humor of trolls targeting Ms. Grande for Mr. Miller’s untimely death, Eminem vs. MGK, clickbait headlin