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A Crusade Gone Wrong

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Welcome to Stuff you Missed in History

0:02

Class from how Stuff Works dot Com.

0:12

Hello, and welcome to the podcast. I'm

0:14

King Lamber and I'm Sarah Dowdy.

0:17

And there are many crusades that

0:19

today's topic. The Fourth Crusade

0:21

from twelve oh two to twelve oh four

0:24

was the least successful. Its

0:27

aim was to take Jerusalem

0:29

from the Muslim Turks who had seized it in

0:31

eighties seven, but the result was

0:34

an attack on Christian cities and

0:36

a permanent divide between the Eastern

0:38

Orthodox and Roman Catholic churches. So

0:41

clearly something went horribly horribly

0:44

wrong, and we're going to talk about what

0:46

it was that went wrong today. So

0:48

as far as the Crusades in general,

0:51

they were rooted in both political and

0:53

religious motives. The Byzantine

0:56

Empire was threatened by these Seldic Turks,

0:58

and Pope Urban the Second agreed to endorse

1:01

a war against them. This is the first crusade

1:03

to both save the Christians who were supposedly

1:06

being tortured and to save Jerusalem

1:08

from the infidels. By saving

1:10

Jerusalem, the crusaders themselves

1:12

would save their own souls. The win win

1:14

deal, and these were seen as defensive

1:17

wars because the church was under

1:19

attack. But of course there's a lot

1:21

more to it than that, And if you want a little

1:23

more background, definitely check out an

1:25

older episode recorded by Candis and Jane

1:27

on the Crusades of the whole you can get

1:30

all the background information. And we've

1:32

actually got a really good article on this

1:34

too, Yeah, by Molly Edmunds

1:37

of stuff Mom never told you how the crusades

1:39

worked. And an important

1:41

thing to remember that I got from her article quote

1:44

many of the crusades would begin with a goal

1:46

to reach the Holy Land, but would break down

1:48

because of politics and warfare failure.

1:50

Regardless, religion was always the primary

1:53

trigger for a crusade, so remember

1:55

that as we go along. So we

1:57

have religion and we have politics

2:00

x, which go together like peanut butter

2:02

and jelly. And like I said to Sarah earlier, a

2:04

PPJ that blows up in your face sounds

2:07

like a sandwich that is far too dangerous

2:09

for my taste. But as we mentioned,

2:11

Jerusalem is under the control of the Muslims

2:14

and the goal of the fourth Crusade

2:16

is to get it back. Sounds pretty simple,

2:18

right, Hope Innocent the third had been

2:20

wanting a crusade of his own. We all want

2:22

a crusade of our own, and the

2:25

French answer is called they would take part.

2:27

They would make up the majority of the troops,

2:30

and as their leader they'll have an Italian

2:32

count named Boniface molt Ferra. The

2:35

leaders of the crusade decide that the best

2:37

way to recapture Jerusalem is

2:39

to go by sea to Egypt and then invade

2:42

from there. But they need a way to

2:44

transport all of their men and all of

2:46

their supplies by sea. They

2:48

need help, and who is better at all

2:50

things seaworthy than the Venetian nations.

2:53

So they go to Venice and they

2:56

meet with the ninety year old blind

2:58

Doge, Enrico din Dolo, who

3:00

is in control of Venice. And the crusaders

3:03

want ships. They want about

3:05

thirty thousand men to man them,

3:07

and they want food. So the Doge agrees

3:10

in exchange for eighty five thousand

3:12

marks, which is a ridiculously

3:15

huge sum of money, but they agree

3:17

because after all, this is God,

3:20

yeah, exactly, and the Venetians

3:22

do the work. It takes up almost all of

3:24

Venice's resources to build these

3:26

ships and to man them and to stock

3:28

them, but more than thirty

3:30

thousand crusaders are supposed to congregate

3:33

in Venice. So it all work out because everybody will

3:35

bring a little bit of money, they'll

3:37

have enough men for all the ships, and

3:39

they'll be together. They're all starting off in

3:41

one group. Yeah, you can really stir up morale

3:44

that way. So from there they would

3:46

proceed on their mission. But there's a problem.

3:49

Only a third of the men show up

3:51

because a lot of the troops have decided, well, we

3:53

don't want to go all the way to Venice to meet with

3:55

you guys. We're going to leave from our own port. Don't

3:57

tell me what to do. So

4:01

the result is that there isn't enough

4:03

money to pay Venice, and

4:05

they have way too much stuff because they have supplies,

4:08

you know, for thirty thou people, and they've only got twelve

4:10

thousand. They can't go back

4:12

home. It would be dishonorable. They've

4:14

made this vow that they're going to do

4:16

this religious thing, and they

4:18

can't not pay the Venetians. They

4:20

have a moral obligation to do so

4:23

how can we resolve this? Fortunately,

4:26

the Doge makes them a pretty good offer. Attack

4:29

the city of Zara and we'll

4:31

give you a little more time to pay up. We're not going to write

4:33

off the debt, but you'll have more time to pay

4:35

It's not that great of a deal. Actually, it's

4:37

kind of a bad deal. Zara

4:40

was on the Dalmatian coast and

4:42

Venice basically had had control

4:44

over it until the Hungarian king came along.

4:47

But this presents a dilemma for the crusaders.

4:50

They need to pay their debt. But the Hungarian

4:53

king is Christian and under

4:55

the Pope in realm to not the the Eastern

4:58

version of the Church, and he's

5:00

a crusader, so attacking him

5:02

is attacking one of their own. What

5:05

can they do? Some refuse to attack,

5:07

and others agree to it because it's

5:10

for the good of the crusade as a whole. The

5:12

ends justify the means that Pope

5:15

Innocent the Third is not pleased

5:18

and basically sends them a letter that

5:20

says, don't you dare, I

5:22

will excommunicate you. But of course

5:24

the Pope's message only gets to the leadership

5:27

the knights who are in charge, and they neglect

5:29

to pass it on to the common man

5:32

because obviously, under the threat of excommunication,

5:35

which is the heaviest punishment that

5:37

the Church can give someone a lot

5:39

of the army would fall apart. So

5:41

they keep this information to themselves, and

5:44

they attack, and they conquer, and

5:46

the Pope excommunicates them all

5:48

again. The leaders are the only ones

5:50

who know that this has happened. They

5:53

have all the information, they have all the power, so

5:55

they don't even know that they're possibly damned.

5:58

But meanwhile, there is a prince

6:01

in exile whose ears have perked

6:03

up at the news of what's going on in Zara.

6:07

He is Alexius Angelos,

6:09

and his father, Isaac the Second

6:11

had been Emperor of Byzantium,

6:13

but he had been deposed by his brother Alexius

6:16

the Third, who also ordered that his eyes

6:18

be gouged out. Apparently that was very popular

6:22

style. So our exiled prince,

6:24

the rightful heir to the throne, goes to

6:27

the leaders of the Fourth Crusade and offers

6:29

them a deal. He will give

6:31

them money and men to help them retake

6:33

the Holy Land if they will come

6:35

to Constantinople, the capital of the Byzantine

6:38

Empire, and help him take the

6:40

throne back. And more importantly,

6:42

he says that he will return what is now

6:44

the Greek Orthodox Church to the rule

6:46

of the Pope in Rome. This would

6:49

be a huge coup. Maybe

6:51

the Pope would stop being so mad at

6:53

the crusaders, and also they would have reunited

6:56

the church. So as far as a religious

6:58

mission goes, this is a word one.

7:00

And the doge supports the plan too, because

7:03

he's thinking of Venice's trade roots.

7:05

And if Byzantium is

7:07

an ally, they're in a pretty

7:09

good place all of a sudden, so Boniface

7:12

says, we're in And

7:14

a note on Constantinople. It

7:16

is an incredibly rich city at the time,

7:19

both in culture and in a

7:21

actual cash money. They

7:23

have the Hagia Sophia, for example,

7:25

and founded by Constantine the first

7:27

in a d. Three thirty. It is

7:29

the greatest city of the Middle Ages,

7:32

certainly better than anything Europe has.

7:34

They have, you know, the crown of Thorns relic,

7:37

what do you have? And it's the perfect

7:39

place for trade. It's right in between

7:41

the East and the West. And my favorite

7:43

detail from a New Yorker article

7:46

by Joan Acochella, it's

7:48

ladies watched over by twenty thousand

7:50

eunuchs were silk and jewels and

7:52

white wigs. But it's not

7:54

just the ladies who are well defended. The city

7:57

is really well defended too. In nine years

7:59

no one has taken it. So this

8:01

is the mark. We can imagine things are

8:03

going to be pretty tough from here on out. And

8:06

as far as this whole idea of going

8:08

into Constantinople goes, some of

8:10

the other Crusaders are very unhappy

8:12

because they're supposed to be going

8:15

to Jerusalem. What does Constantinople

8:17

have to do with any holes of well, and

8:19

it's this Christian cities. Why are we even

8:21

getting involved in what they're doing? Perhaps

8:24

we're missing the point, regardless of what some

8:26

people think. The Crusaders arrive in

8:28

Constantinople in twelve o three and

8:30

they're here to seize the throne from Alexeius

8:33

the third, return it to Isaac, who

8:35

he doesn't know this, but he's going to be co ruling

8:38

with his son who will be crowned Alexius

8:40

the fourth, And from there they

8:42

can pay off Venice, they can reunite

8:45

the Eastern and Western churches, and hopefully

8:47

finally be on their way to Jerusalem.

8:50

The people of Constantinople honestly

8:52

aren't all that interested in any of this. They're

8:55

not perturbed with this change in rule but

8:57

Alexeius the Third is he puts up

8:59

a fight and he loses, and during

9:01

this fight the Frank's burned part of the

9:03

city. Alexius the Fourth has

9:05

what he wanted, but the Venetians

9:08

and the Franks do not. Alexius

9:10

doesn't have the money that he promised,

9:13

so he's forced to tax everyone, and

9:16

he begins melting down icons

9:18

to try to raise it. The citizens

9:20

of Constantinople are not very happy.

9:22

They're being taxed, their icons are being

9:25

melted down, and their city is

9:27

overrun by Franks, by Crusaders

9:29

who are running amok and trying

9:31

to get what they can for themselves. So

9:34

the Greeks saith the Franks. The Franks saith. The

9:36

Greeks were constantly having skirmishes

9:38

and Alexius the Fourth unpopularity

9:41

catches up with him. He is murdered.

9:44

Um Isaac also mysteriously dies around

9:46

the same time, possibly murdered as well,

9:48

and Alexius the Fifth takes over.

9:51

And Alexis the Fifth is not interested

9:54

in paying Alexius the Fourth debt.

9:56

He says, I don't have anything to do with this. You

9:58

guys work it out yourselves, so that's

10:01

it. The Venetians want

10:03

their money, and the leaders of the Crusade

10:05

vow to fight. Now they see the Byzantines

10:08

as an obstacle to be overcome, and

10:11

their fight is justified. They say they

10:13

need to save the Greeks from their own orthodox

10:15

selves and punish them for

10:18

murdering their ruler, which isn't quite

10:20

what this is about, but we'll let them have it. And

10:22

again Innocence of third tells

10:24

them in no uncertain terms not

10:27

to do this, but of course

10:29

they do. For having your own crusade.

10:31

This is really not going according to plan.

10:34

For Innocent nobody's listening to him. So

10:36

the Crusaders and Alexius the Fifth

10:38

Men fight, and the Greeks put up a really

10:41

good fight. This time Alexius

10:43

flees, though, and the fight still

10:45

isn't over. This is in April twelve o four.

10:48

Finally, the Crusaders lay siege

10:50

to the city of Constantinople, and in three

10:53

days it's over. So the city that is

10:55

not fallen in nine years it only

10:57

takes three days to fall. The crusade

11:00

waters sacked the city, completely,

11:02

burned down parts of it, steal

11:04

every piece of art they can find, every religious

11:06

relic, the patriarchal library

11:08

is burned, and precious religious

11:11

icons in the Hockey Sophia destroyed.

11:13

But beyond the looting, the

11:16

sacking of Constantinople is so

11:18

notorious because it

11:20

wasn't just about the theft

11:22

and the violence. There was plenty of rapes

11:25

and murders, but the atmosphere

11:28

was more like a big drunken party.

11:30

It was jovial, it was celebratory.

11:33

They put a prostitute on the patriarch's

11:35

throne and the hockey Sophia and let her sing.

11:37

They get drunk, drinking out of chalices.

11:41

This is the defilement of all

11:43

that the people in Constantinople held

11:45

sacred. So the Venetians

11:47

claim their share of the loot, which is most

11:50

of it, as part of their payment. Have they

11:52

even fulfilled the debt entirely?

11:54

Yet? I think they also got some islands.

11:57

How the Venetians come out okay, I guess.

12:00

So this is why you can still find

12:02

Byzantine, aren't there. It's it's part of that

12:04

payment for all of these ships and the men and

12:06

the supplies. By the way, a lot of our

12:08

knowledge about the sacking of Constantinople

12:11

comes from a firsthand account from

12:13

Nikita's kniatis. So

12:15

that's why some of these details

12:18

about the prostitute singing from the throne

12:20

are so vivid and so out

12:22

of this world. So we

12:24

started with this religious mission to

12:27

quote unquote save Jerusalem and

12:29

we end with a prostitute on the

12:31

patriarchs throne in Constantinople.

12:35

How did we get here? And what's

12:37

going to happen? While the aftermath

12:39

is that the people of the Byzantine Empire

12:41

have seen what the Latins can

12:43

do and they would rather take their

12:46

chances with the Turks. The divide between

12:48

what will be the Eastern Orthodox and Roman

12:50

Catholic churches is now permanent. This

12:53

is known as the Great Sism or the East

12:55

West Sism, and it's still that way today.

12:57

The sacking of Constantinople also marks

13:00

the beginning of the end of the Byzantine Empire.

13:02

It's this sophisticated, wealthy,

13:05

culturally rich city

13:07

and it's never quite the same

13:09

again. It suffered a very serious blow,

13:12

yeah, and it would be taken again, finally

13:14

falling to the Turks in fourteen fifty three.

13:17

So this crusade that begins

13:19

to save the Holy Land ends with

13:22

Islam winning the day in the East. Ironically,

13:25

despite the complete and total

13:27

failure of this crusade, no

13:30

one seemed to learn from it, because

13:32

these missions to save the Holy Land

13:34

went on for centuries,

13:36

and it reminded me a lot of when we were

13:38

talking about the Reformation, and specifically

13:41

the wars between the Catholics and the Huguenots,

13:44

which seemed to be never ending.

13:46

But compared to this, it's

13:48

barely a drop in the bucket. I mean, these go on for

13:50

centuries. It's ridiculous. And

13:53

of course, while we're not still sailing

13:55

with ships with our red crosses on

13:57

our chests, religious war

14:00

are still going on today. Speaking

14:03

of France and its religious wars, that

14:05

brings us to our listener mail. Of

14:10

course, the ultimate result of

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