Yep, it's been a wild ride, but the show is over now (and some would argue it never really started haha).I've found a new life path that works for me, and I'm taking it as far as it will go!Thank you to all who listened, and who knows, ma

The Dog and the Shadow by Aesop (Greed, Morality, and Survival of the Fittest)

May 26th, 2018 10m 46s

I'm greedy for listeners, but at least I'll admit it. 100 reviews on iTunes is the big juicy steak I'm jealous for. However, one can't just steal reviews from iTunes - this ain't the jungle.But you can help!Share this show with your frien

The Traveler and His Dog by Aesop (Impatience and Projection)

May 25th, 2018 9m 40s

Positive vibes, yo! Just spread them positive vibes! Ok, I'll stop making fun of those people who are like that, but there is some truth in such things. Maybe, instead of projecting toxic mentalities and habits, we SHOULD project healthy attrib

The Boy Hunting Locusts by Aesop (Greed vs. Ambition)

May 24th, 2018 8m 40s

So... who wants a cookie? I hear from John the Baptist that locusts and honey are delicious too.Thanks for listening in. Another episode will be coming tomorrow!

The Cock and the Jewel by Aesop (and the finer details of international trade)

May 23rd, 2018 8m 50s

I was tempted to make a prince albert reference in the show, but I'll just save that for here in the notes haha.BTW, a proper show notes format is also coming soon.Everything will be coming soon.Thanks for listening. More to, you guessed it,

The Ants and the Grasshopper by Aesop (you don't work, you don't eat)

May 5th, 2018 11m 22s

Survival of the fittest is an inescapable fact of the reality we live in. However, in this story, perhaps it should be called survival of the most discliplined...Words to consider...Anyway, thank you again for tuning in. More to come soon

The Fisherman Piping by Aesop (tried and true > new and untested)

May 4th, 2018 8m 39s

Now the real question is... what was HE piping, beause I want some!Thanks for listening - more coming soon!

The Kingdom of the Lion by Aesop (what happens if the best laid plans fall apart?)

May 3rd, 2018 6m 11s

You gotta be realistic and consider all the possiblities. If there's a possible outcome with you either getting harmed or worse, eaten, perhaps you should reevaluate. I hate to say it but remember, YOLO.Thanks for tuning in - more to come so

Hercules and the Wagoner by Aesop

May 2nd, 2018 48s

Thank you so much for listening!

The Wolf and the Crane by Aesop

May 1st, 2018 45s

Thank you for listening!

The Father and His Sons - Division is Death (and no, I'm not talking about math)

Apr 30th, 2018 5m 9s

#unitedwestanddevidedwefallThanks again for tuning in! More coming soon!

The Bat and the Weasels by Aesop (Batman and Kanye for president 2020)

Apr 29th, 2018 7m 32s

It would seem that I've found a way to weave in politics somehow... using a story consisting of a flying mamal who really can't fly all that well and a couple of moronic Mustela. I amaze myself sometimes...Listen to the episode on YouTube by

The Wolf and the Lamb by Aesop (Should wolves be vegan?)

Apr 28th, 2018 7m

Now the real question is, how do you like your lamb chops? Rare or medium? Also, is vegie lamb a thing?You can also listen to this episode on my YouTube channel! Check it out: https://bit.ly/2vXGg9IThanks again for listening, and stay tun

The Salt Merchant and His Ass (don't be a lazy ass - karma will get ya!)

Apr 27th, 2018 6m 16s

This episode is Gordon Ramsey approved because... Donkey! That's why!For those who want a visual aid with today's story, here you go: https://bit.ly/2HuI92MThanks again for listening, and stay tuned for tomorrow's episode!

The Frogs Asking for a King by Aesop (be grateful with what you're given)

Apr 26th, 2018 3m 56s

Gratitue is such an important attribute to have, and so few have it.Thank you so much for listening, and be sure to stay tuned for tomorrow's episode!

The Tortoise and the Eagle by Aesop (be careful what you wish for)

Apr 25th, 2018 7m 49s

It's Macaulay Culkin... wow Austin. Home Alone is your favorite Christmas movie and you can't even remember the star's name? Get it together bro!Thanks for tuning in - more coming soon!