https://youtu.be/8GliyDgAGQI

Thomas channels Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog as he climbs into the cab.

Taxi David and Thomas talk about ego-boosting/testosterone-pumping wins they've experienced in life.

THE DISPATCHER #1: "Interesting Happenstance"

Thomas has a regular customer who offers him oral satisfaction in lieu of payment.

Taxi  David has customers get pulled out of his cab by police.

THE DISPATCHER #2: "Stooopid People"

Taxi David has a group of people who try to convince him that he is their Uber driver.

Thomas has a group of foreign guests who insist on being dropped off at a fast food restaurant with all of their luggage in tow.

Thomas's Joke:

Tupperware and Perverted Eskimos