Of all the childhood games out there, the one I hate the most is Simon Says.Because I never got to play it as anything but Simon.Sure, telling kids to step forward or raise their hands can be fun.But it was never enough.It led to my being a megalomaniac, ordering kids to rob banks, smite enemies, and far, far worse.I tried it on my family, but they were also Simons, and my parents never relinquished their iron grip on power.Oh, I also hate dodgeball.Getting hit in the face with a rubber ball sucks, too.