Teddy Baskets leads the league in scoring.Triple Double Teddy.But he also leads the league in shots. And shots missed.And fouls and turnovers and minutes.If you average things out, you'll see why Teddy's team is in last.Nobody else gets any shots because Teddy's a ball hog.He fights his own team for every rebound.And hates coming out of the game, even if he's on a cold streak or exhausted.Laying in the jacuzzi after the game, bitching to his agent on his cell phone.The team's trainer casually knocks a plugged-in lamp into the tub.