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the host of minus three and
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from demise actor Carlo
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Mendez and the deaf
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Welcome to show Dave Damashek
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back by popular demand Yes,
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what a what a pleasure ace I love
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hearing from the people and and
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the response from the people is they
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love Adam Corolla It's remarkable the people that
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reach out to me slip into my DMS
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and otherwise to say man just heard John
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the ace man He's the best love
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you and can't wait
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to hear from DFG Def. I got
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him but questions. I always think questions
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for a shek. So let's
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see where this guy ranks. I got
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into this yesterday. Saw a guy
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a couple of weeks ago walking his dog but
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he was on a skateboard and the dog was
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pulling him and I can't figure
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out sort of winner or loser. Always
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jealous, you know, he's turned his
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pet into a beast of burden, you know what
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I mean? He can't hook him up to a
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plow but this is as close as modern day
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man can get, you know.
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Some people in society now get raw
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when you do that with your kids
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so this is, you know, maybe a
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keen update. My dog farts, eats, sheds
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and generally lays around the house.
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He's not a form of transportation.
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King of the castle. Yeah, so
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there's that guy and then I
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was juxtaposing him to the dog
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who's pulling the guy on the bicycle
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and these guys, again, I wouldn't want to trade places
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with him but I always feel like they know something
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we don't know. Yeah, they're
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a little more dialed in. Yeah
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and you're a friend of nature just as
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you are to mankind, you know. It's not
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like you're, you're, you love your
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pooches over the years there but yeah,
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I'm with you. They've elevated it to,
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you know, to giving them purpose, you
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know. Isn't that what we want from
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our kids? Dog's getting a workout. You're
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getting to point A to point
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B faster than you would have on foot.
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It's win-win but now I see a third
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guy yesterday as I'm
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walking which I realize
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exists but I have not seen it
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before which this
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guy is jogging with his
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dog but instead of holding
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the leash, he has a belt harness
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with the leash in the middle around
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his navel and the dog is six
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feet in front of him while he
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jogs. Now again,
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this guy's a winner because
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you're walking and he chugs past
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you and by the way, where
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do you come down on me on this policy? I was out
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of town over the years. the weekend. I went
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down, I did that move where I said
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I'm gonna do a little recon on the
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gym at the hotel, see what it looks
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like. Does it take the key card to
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get in? Does it have a water machine?
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Always an important step to take. Is it
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crowded? Is the treadmill packed? You know, like
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a recon version. I
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go down there, do
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a recon, see a couple doing
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a power walk slash jog on
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two of the treadmills and
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then go back into my room, take
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a nap, get my shit together,
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head back down about an hour later,
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same couple, still on
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the treadmill, doing a power
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walk slash jog, like a
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trot, and then I realize
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am I gonna have to face the indignity
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of getting on a treadmill, gassing
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out in 20 minutes and then
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leaving while they're still on this
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treadmill? Have you experienced that shame?
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Yes, I know what you're talking about
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is getting on after and then getting
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off before the person. And should there
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be a rule that says if somebody
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else mans the treadmill next to you
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after you've been on, you've got 20
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minutes to wrap it up. Yeah.
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You go to your room and run in place for
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an hour, I don't care, but you gotta wrap it
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up here. Are you trying
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to participate in our society? Right. Then yes,
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then be decent. Yeah, you know what? It's
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funny you bring that up because of all
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the different variations you just gave
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me of man and dog. Worst
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is man and woman
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out for a jog because what are
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the odds that you just so happened
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to run at the exact same pace
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in the exact same distance as
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your significant other? Very slim. Very slim.
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So what do you do? I mean compromise where
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you need to compromise, but this is a weird
5:47
one to me. All right. This
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is a thing, and by the way, this is bringing
5:52
you close. This is like talking to your loved one
5:55
about your, about your bowel movements. That's TMI.
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I don't, I don't need to see you. So
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in this unpleasant state. Let's
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pull some power rankings here. Guy
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jogging with wife, who
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I'm generally disgusted at, but
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maybe worse, guy cycling with
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his wife, the cycling couple versus
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sit on the same side of the booth
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couple. Well the guy, the
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bike guy who's out with like friends,
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that almost certainly means if you're going
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to go to leave- Well, and
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he's probably going to pretend he's going
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to do the cosplay thing like he's
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in the Tour de France, which is
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a weird move because we played basketball,
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we played softball together. I
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haven't seen anybody who feels like, well,
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we're doing it, we better wear a
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full basketball uniform for it with the
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tank top that matches the shorts and
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so on. And yet these people who
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go out for a bike ride with
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their pals somehow feel obliged to dress
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like they're riding for Team USA, like
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they're Greg Lamont. That's why they're into
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it. They're guys
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who like dedicated, specialized equipment.
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They're the guys with the racks
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on top of the SUV. They're
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there to show you that they're living
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a life that's much better than yours.
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Biggest distance between how
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cool somebody thinks they look versus how
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the world actually sees them. Guy,
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and this used to happen to me at an old
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place of work, the guy
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would show up and then he'd go into his
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office and reemerge in his work clothes. And then
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when the business day was done, he would go
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back in his office, close the door and he
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would come out like the worst superhero of all
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time dressed like a Tour de France guy. And
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he would wheel his bike out and he
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would walk through any of this is a
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middle age guy, zoptic kind of guy, walk
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out, pushing in the biker shorts and the
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satiny shirt to, you know, ill fitting and
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the dumb helmet and the clickety shoes that
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make you walk weird. Well, you could,
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you could tell that this guy thought
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everybody's looking at him and thinking like
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this cat is the cat's but we
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don't like those. Guys, here's
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something I've never seen in the
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wild and you tell me. I
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was going out after
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doing a comedy show in Reno
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on Sunday to go
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to a restaurant in the casino. First
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things first, if you have many open booths
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and many open tables, always steer the couple
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to the booth. They always
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do that move where they go, hey, sit down right here,
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like in the high traffic zone by the kitchen door and
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you go, can we get into that booth? And they go,
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oh yeah, we can go
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to that booth. I was like, what's the, have
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it be a default setting. Oh, I assume it's
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a slap in my face. I don't think it's
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an accident. I think they're looking at damage check
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and saying, well, look at you. You ain't cool.
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You're not booth material. No, you ain't worth the
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booth. That's how I feel. Tell me
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if you guys have ever seen this in your life.
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I'm sitting there at the booth feeling
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happy. I made the booth. Asian
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couple pulls in, you know, 65, 70 year old Asian
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couple. The
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server probably taking a page out of my playbook
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says, we got an open booth for you here.
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And they go, we'd like the table in
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the middle of the restaurant. And
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he goes, oh no, but
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you could have the booth. And they go, no,
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no, we want this. And
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then they walked back. And
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then I saw something I'd never seen before times
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two Asian couple at
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a restaurant that serves Asian serves all kinds
9:26
of food, but Asian as well
9:29
eating Mexican food. And
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I was like, what? But then I realized
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I'm sitting there eating Asian food. So what's
9:35
wrong? You're doing it. Why can't
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they eat it? But I never see, I
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never see an Asian couple sitting down where
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Asian food is an option eating Mexican food
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who chose a table over a booth. We
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don't do that. Like
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my feeling with the booth is
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I'm on the booth like when there's toddlers
9:54
in the house and the cats on the
9:56
refrigerator. Like I like a vantage point where
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I can kind of. I don't
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want people coming up behind me people
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come up behind you on a table you
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get flanked you get flanked my late
10:07
old man I asked him once
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Why he got divorced from his first wife
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and he said because we both wanted to
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sit with our with our backs to the
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wall Wow I'm
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that way too and I'm fucking my brother
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I Want
10:27
a but the back of the wall
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is that's where I'm out Yeah, the
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and it's not the mob thing like I
10:34
think somebody's coming to whack me. I'm paranoid
10:37
I know a lot of people don't like me.
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I don't think anybody dislikes me to the degree
10:41
that they want to assassinate me I'm kind of
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you know, I'm more sadly, you know, there are
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two kinds of people there There's an ass
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and there's an asshole. I think I
10:51
probably skew more ass like he's an
10:53
actual dork, you know We don't need
10:55
to kill him. It's what I'm gonna
10:57
kill himself guy running his behavior guy
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running with dog who bought waste harness
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He's doing that because he
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wants a piece of specialized
11:07
equipment like the cycling guy
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Hmm, you can ride a
11:11
bicycle in gym shorts and
11:13
flip-flops You do not need
11:15
the full Sanzano team member
11:18
tour de France outfit they like you know what
11:20
he does with that harness is He
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hangs it right by the front door and
11:26
everyone who comes into his home has to comment.
11:28
What is this thing? This is some kind of
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No, no, I put it around my waist
11:35
that's in the bath on the bathroom door
11:38
this one goes around the waist and I
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That's right jog Tigger every day and everyone
11:42
goes. Oh and they're a little impressed Because
11:45
you can easily hold the leash and
11:47
jog could you not do you have
11:49
to be harness now? Of course spelunking
11:51
or something. Well, maybe it has you
11:53
know, much like our best infomercial products
11:55
Maybe it has multiple uses one. It
11:57
could drag you or you could you're
11:59
doing dog could drag you and
12:01
you could use it for auto
12:04
erotica. Oh my, my dream for
12:06
these guys. I bang out three
12:08
miles then I masturbate myself. Yeah.
12:12
Yeah. I remember once when I was like 17 my
12:14
grandmother gave me a stern warning. Like
12:17
no way. Yes. Why?
12:22
She gave me a warning about auto
12:24
erotics affixiation like you would talk to
12:26
your kids about fentanyl. You
12:28
know what I mean? They always
12:30
existed for the last seven years.
12:32
Yeah. Maybe you're at a party
12:34
and someone just hands you a pill and
12:36
you think it's a pharmacy that could have
12:38
fentanyl. She gave me that about auto erotics
12:40
affixiation. I remember like
12:43
halfway into it just going like, oh,
12:45
ew. Yeah. But.
12:48
So weird. That's weird.
12:50
Wow. For the grandmother to assume
12:52
that that's her role. To be fair to her, she didn't
12:54
see a lot of hickies on my neck. She saw
12:56
a lot of rope burns and probably did the math.
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So all right. Here's another guy I
13:03
don't like but maybe you do.
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I don't know. But
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it's been driving me nuts. It's a look. I
13:11
saw it when I was watching Curb Your Enthusiasm
13:13
and Bruce Springsteen had this look.
13:17
Dudes who wear. Now you know
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I don't like guys in vans, slip-ons,
13:21
adult males and I don't like adult males
13:23
in checkered vans, slip-ons. There's certain things I
13:25
don't like. It's like
13:27
ponytail pulled through the back of the ball cap
13:29
guy. I don't like any of these guys. There's
13:32
a hipster version. It is
13:35
boots but not cowboy
13:37
boots, like hiking boots. Like sort
13:39
of black, cool, hipster, lace-up boots.
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Again, like you ever see these
13:43
guys in line at the airport
13:46
in security and they got to take
13:48
their fucking boots off? I
13:50
kick off a sketcher and I'm pissed.
13:52
These guys are like undoing stuff. The
13:55
least amount of time you can spend
13:57
on your ankles. That's a
14:00
good life. Like I've realized I'm so
14:02
lazy I can't even do regular sized
14:04
socks anymore. I have to do the
14:06
mini booties. The regular ones that come
14:08
halfway up the shin. That's like too
14:10
much struggle, too much investment, too much
14:12
time. I literally, if I
14:14
have socks that are the regular long ones that
14:16
come up the shin, I'll go to the hamper
14:18
and grab a pair of the shorties and just
14:20
go fuck this. I'm not going to do bad
14:23
for you. Good for you. I laugh at that
14:25
and I feel bad for having laughed. That's not
14:27
it. Same thing, I advanced the idea many years
14:29
ago and I've saved countless seconds that
14:31
have added up to minutes and probably howled at
14:33
this point by losing the M at the end
14:36
of A, M and P, M. What
14:38
do we need the M for? It's done both of them.
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What do we need it for either one? No. 10
14:42
A or 10 P. We don't need M or
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P, M. Now we've wasted five seconds. Never
14:47
getting it back. For years I felt that
14:49
way about 30 seconds on the microwave. 33,
14:52
man. Don't pick up that finger and drag it.
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Oh, you know what? I have a 30 second
14:56
thought. I'm sorry. I have to interrupt because I
14:58
did get, there was one, like I
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say, the feedback. I'm not done with the boots,
15:03
but I'll let you look. I don't want you
15:05
to be done with it. I just want you
15:07
to hear what one person, I
15:09
thought this was very strange, Ace. A
15:12
guy named Pruitt in Wichita after
15:14
my last visit here, he
15:16
dropped us all a line to say, can
15:18
we call it official that Damashek has a
15:20
vagina? Trying
15:23
to proclaim that nobody needs a microwave. We
15:25
get it, bro. You've been hanging out with
15:27
your liberal friends and you're so progressive. Leave
15:30
that shit at Starbucks. What?
15:32
What the? Because I said I don't need
15:34
a, I said, well, microwaves over
15:36
the course of the last two decades or
15:38
so, kind of being outmoded in my
15:40
opinion. Who wants to cook food in a microwave?
15:43
You push back at that. I don't know what
15:45
was. It doesn't, we don't have
15:47
to divide America along that. What is he mad about
15:49
that? He cooks over an open flame, like outdoors. You
15:51
know what I mean? He has like kindling and
15:56
logs and a skewer. He's skin to
15:59
rabbit. He just walks up to
16:01
living beasts and takes a bite. Oh, yeah Man
16:05
does it you progressive weirdo. All
16:07
right, so Bruce Springsteen and boots
16:10
this look You wear
16:12
the boots that lace all the way
16:14
up, right again I kind of call
16:16
them a hiking boot But old-school hiking
16:18
boot comes up higher and
16:20
then the pants are jeans and
16:22
they're peg leg But you cuff them
16:25
tightly so it's a tight cuff that
16:27
goes just over the top of the boot Feels
16:30
uncomfortable feels like work I
16:33
don't know what the look is like
16:35
I know the hipsters do the gene
16:37
like is the boss the boss can't
16:39
afford Jeans that fit that
16:42
are the proper length or he can't get
16:44
them hemmed or this thing. Why is the
16:46
cuff a look? I
16:48
know what you're getting at in the boot and the cuff This
16:51
guy must have to start prepping an hour
16:53
before he leaves the house with the whole
16:55
boot lace and then and then the cuff
16:57
first of all there has not been Probably
17:00
a week that's gone by over the
17:02
last 15 or 20 years that I
17:04
have not seen the guy who you
17:06
have lamented his existence the middle-aged former
17:10
Hairband guy who still has to tow that line with
17:12
the hair But he shortened it a little bit right
17:14
trying to blend in with society a little bit more
17:16
now these in his middle ages But he's holding on
17:18
to that look It's kind of
17:20
like that I think and I hear
17:22
what you're talking about because the hiking boot is
17:24
for somebody who properly has to go out and
17:26
hike There is the work boot
17:29
for the working man. Yeah swing in
17:31
the hand where between the two But this
17:33
is so it's not too far
17:35
from what we were just talking about cosplaying
17:37
for celebrities I'm a working man. How's the
17:40
boss right? Yeah, but also it's a little
17:42
bit like the clash 1979
17:45
look it's a little bit punk er From
17:47
the UK look and also if you don't like
17:49
you could as you said Adam get the boot
17:51
cut and just Let the jeans hang over the
17:53
boot, but then it just looks like a weird
17:55
shoe right? No, it's a boot because you're
17:58
seeing the bottom Cuffing
18:00
all the hipsters cuffed another
18:02
machine. All right moving on
18:05
somebody sent me a list of automotive
18:07
films, I think it was a top 10 list
18:10
of automotive films and That's
18:14
racing movies for a thrilling
18:16
watch and they come up
18:18
with these lists every once in a while
18:20
and it's days of thunder Now as I
18:22
have a few questions first off. I'm flatter
18:24
days of thunders number one Thunderbolt
18:27
is number two. I'll get into that because
18:29
you've never heard of it Death
18:31
race is number three the remake of
18:33
death race, which is interesting Talladega
18:36
nights a fine movie. I don't really think
18:38
of it so much a racing movie, but
18:40
all right That's not a movie of the
18:43
21st century. I contend I I agree formula
18:47
Racing dreams a doc Gran
18:50
Turismo a fine movie my movie
18:52
the 24-hour war that's number seven
18:54
then cars Which is a
18:56
much better movie than many movies above it is
18:59
number eight then my movie again winning the
19:01
racing life of Paul Newman is number nine
19:04
Grand Prix and Life
19:07
on the limit and then Ford v
19:09
Ferrari, which is very good racing movie
19:12
than Senna Which is
19:14
probably the best of all at the very bottom,
19:16
which is Weird. So then
19:18
I was like looking down the list and further
19:21
way. Why isn't Senna better than death race 2
19:23
or or Gran
19:26
Turismo or whatever. They're fine. But come
19:28
on Congratulations. That's a list
19:30
to be a offering's on the list.
19:32
But mmm-hmm. I thought this
19:35
movie thunderbolt What
19:37
is this? How did a movie make
19:39
a list of racing movies and I
19:41
make racing movies and my movies are
19:43
on Take up two slots on
19:45
lists and I've I've seen every other movie
19:47
on this list five times that I don't know
19:49
what this thunderbolt Movie was so
19:52
I pulled the trailer hmm for
19:54
thunderbolt right never heard of it from the
19:56
circa 1995 and we'll
19:59
just watch it you can talk over it because there's
20:01
no dialogue in it. All
20:05
right, cars pulling out of a
20:07
paddock. By the
20:09
way, not F1 cars, like
20:12
Chiracos and stuff. It's like
20:14
Volkswagen Rabbit. Yeah, like
20:16
since the
20:18
Volkswagen Rabbits and Miattas and
20:21
sort of nothing burgers spinning
20:24
out and that's motion and
20:26
whatever. Now,
20:28
what the hell? Now
20:31
this has B-movie written all
20:34
over it, but
20:36
Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan
20:38
single-handedly. Right. Now,
20:41
there's... There's a moth. All
20:44
right, keep it going. But
20:46
there's 14 seconds of car racing at
20:49
the beginning, then there's going to be
20:51
two and a half minutes of Jackie
20:53
Chan stunt fighting in
20:56
the middle. And
20:58
I don't know what part of this
21:01
qualifies it as a car racing film.
21:04
It's a Jackie Chan action
21:07
Kung Fu film that
21:09
nobody's ever heard of. A
21:14
lot of slow motion fights, a lot
21:16
of wheel kicks. A
21:18
lot of... They're big on the slow-mo. I love slow-mo
21:20
and fighting. It's
21:23
Jackie Chan, you know, doing what
21:25
Jackie Chan does, fighting
21:28
in an arcade. It's
21:32
been a while since I've seen a car on a track.
21:36
It's been a while, right? Now, they
21:38
don't want to give the whole movie a
21:40
ride. This one's above Sena and All My
21:43
Doc and everything else. Every
21:46
movie. It's number two. How does this
21:48
make you feel being a part of this list? I
21:50
take back the congratulations. Right. You're
21:53
behind it. Jackie
21:56
Chan, Thunderbolt.
22:01
cars peeling out the sand trap
22:03
by the sped up by the
22:05
film sped up of people people
22:07
racing no dialogue
22:10
bad sin Mazda spec
22:12
Miata and
22:15
cars this is a B
22:18
movie that's number this thing is have
22:22
you seen Ford v Ferrari have you
22:24
seen the trailer for Ford v Ferrari
22:26
it's like this is a film and
22:28
then there's this what
22:30
is the bit there's some joke of
22:33
this is the number two movie according
22:35
to August man best auto racing films
22:37
movies Oh Mike August in this my
22:39
car there's your answer yeah there's that
22:41
now it all makes sense the
22:44
answer is August
22:46
man is a Chinese
22:48
publication ah
22:51
so we got some home walking cooking
22:55
it's out of where where
22:57
is where Singapore all right so
23:00
I just want to say this for all
23:02
publications are struggling for credibility in this time
23:05
of fake news you can't do this you
23:08
can't just take a countryman and
23:10
just fucking channel jam him in
23:12
to your top 13 list on
23:14
a few well yeah but first
23:16
off there's no way this Jackie Chan
23:18
movie that no one's ever heard of
23:21
belongs on this list of very
23:23
notable automotive movies but
23:25
if anything just put it number nine
23:28
yeah then that number two you
23:30
know what the saddest part perhaps of this
23:32
whole thing is Jackie Chan
23:34
if I'm not mistaken is in cannonball
23:37
run too that would have made
23:40
sense that would have made you ace would have
23:43
been okay with that I would have I would
23:45
have a Biden by that but no
23:47
you shoehorned it into this list I'm
23:50
reading the summary though the the entire
23:52
third act climax is a car race
23:54
so I went to
23:56
rotten tomatoes last night because I do
23:58
show And
24:01
I'm riding tomatoes. It didn't, it had a
24:03
55 with the
24:05
audience, which is not fantastic and
24:08
no score with the critics because it
24:10
was not a big enough film to
24:12
even garner a critical review. Number
24:15
two. Number two. You
24:18
have to put it there. That's the other thing too. You
24:20
want to get it in there. You want to shout it
24:22
out, put it in the back end. I
24:24
take great umbrage with this list
24:26
now and now I'm feeling sort
24:29
of dubious and mixed about having
24:31
two of my offerings on this
24:33
list. Now again, also
24:35
I don't know how Senna gets
24:38
to the bottom. You know, arguably
24:40
Senna is arguably one of the best docs
24:42
of the last 10 years or 15 years.
24:45
Forget about automotive, whatever. Just
24:47
a great, a great doc. That's
24:49
at the bottom and thunderbolt is
24:52
number two. A shame. Yeah,
24:55
because really I thought thunderbolt and light foot
24:57
because that was... Right. That
24:59
was a movie. Right, but no. Yeah, I've
25:01
never heard of that one. That's a shame. Can
25:05
I go back to something too by the way?
25:07
Just before the, I mean the moment passed nine
25:09
minutes ago, but that won't stop me. Because
25:12
you were talking about shoes. I wanted
25:14
to share something too. Somebody
25:16
who I actually am Facebook friends with, I
25:19
noticed a few weeks ago was selling her
25:23
Birkenstocks. Now you understand what
25:25
I just said there. I said her
25:27
Birkenstocks as in used pre-worn. Pre-worn for
25:30
$75. She
25:32
was selling... Who
25:35
wants to... You shouldn't
25:37
go out and if you're an
25:39
adult, you shouldn't be... Certainly if you're a guy, you
25:41
shouldn't be walking around in Birkenstocks if you're a grown
25:43
man, shame on you. But okay,
25:46
the woman, it's the style of the
25:48
day. But you already
25:50
had... You wore them. You're going to buy
25:52
somebody else's shoes! Does she have any used
25:55
maxi pads or feminine napkins or anything else
25:57
she'd like to part with that she has?
26:00
that this is vile. And then I
26:03
mentioned it and people said, oh,
26:05
it's a whole black market. And
26:08
people get into it for perverse reasons. Oh,
26:11
that makes- Birkenstocks? Yeah,
26:14
I mean, look, it's gotta be a close
26:16
cousin to the foot fetish, right? I
26:19
mean, stiletto heels, okay, I could kinda
26:21
buy that. Your Jesus
26:23
feet? Your used Jesus
26:25
feet? No. Oh yeah. Yeah,
26:27
yeah. What the hell? Yeah, I
26:30
mean, people, porn stars will do panties.
26:33
You know, I don't know if there's a certification
26:35
process. Like, I don't know how we exactly know
26:37
you didn't put your fat sister in those panties
26:39
until I take the dog around the block once.
26:42
You know, we don't know who's breaking
26:44
those panties in. We don't know who's-
26:46
The female lead of Thunderbolt wore these
26:48
ones. That's right, but Birkenstocks. Yeah, so
26:50
whenever something doesn't make sense. So, but
26:53
you're exactly right. I'm sitting
26:55
home, I'm looking at this list. I
26:58
see Thunderbolt number two. Then
27:00
I go, what the fuck? And
27:02
then I see the trailer, I'm like, Jackie
27:04
Chan, what the fuck? And then it's like,
27:06
oh, the publication's out of China. Now it
27:09
all makes sense, right? And same with the
27:11
Birkenstocks. Who wants smelly old Birkenstocks? Oh,
27:13
weird German dudes wanna masturbate to
27:15
that. Now it makes
27:18
sense. I,
27:20
here's something else I've been thinking of that I,
27:22
cause I did show prep too. Can I, can
27:24
I just- Please. Do an addendum here real quick.
27:26
Oh please. And
27:28
I'm gonna add one. If you ever
27:31
can't figure out something, like
27:33
who buys this or what is. All
27:35
answers will be solved if you just fill
27:38
it in with blacks, gays,
27:40
or people to masturbate to.
27:44
If you go, who
27:46
leases car rims? You know what I mean? Like
27:48
who would lease car rims? That sounds like the
27:50
word. Oh, okay. Okay.
27:54
That, it'll solve the problem. Like when you
27:56
talk to people, like you go online and
27:58
the guy's selling a can. doll for
28:00
$8 and he gives you his apartment
28:02
and his address and you're like, what
28:04
kind of business money? Gay. You
28:07
know, that's all I'm saying. You
28:09
go black, you go gay or
28:11
masturbation. That'll solve every
28:13
conundrum you have in life. Like, oh,
28:15
who would? Why would? I don't get
28:18
it. Why would?
28:20
Solve just those three. Interesting. They'll
28:22
solve it. Interesting. I think
28:24
this kind of sets up because our world
28:26
is confusing and constantly updating. And yet there
28:29
are some things that maybe and so we
28:31
want things that express a
28:34
sense of consistency or things that
28:36
we can lean on, known entities.
28:40
And yet I think we overdo it sometimes.
28:42
Like for instance, in the 21st century, it's
28:44
a little weird that your
28:47
parents will still say stuff or like you might
28:49
say to your kids, like, hey, who do you
28:51
think we are? The Rockefellers? Let's update that one.
28:54
Like you made a million dollars. You know? Oh,
28:57
look who she is. A little nine year old
28:59
queen of sheep. She doesn't
29:01
know what the fuck you're talking about.
29:04
Yeah. Say Taylor Swift. The kids.
29:06
That's exactly right. Exactly. Same
29:09
thing. Wally Pipp was famously replaced
29:11
by Lou Gehrig and never got
29:13
his job back. But Drew
29:16
Bledsoe got replaced by Tom Brady. Alex
29:18
Smith got replaced by Colin Kaepernick and
29:20
Patrick Mahomes. And not what the Wally
29:22
Pipp reference is. Nobody knows who Wally Pipp
29:24
is. You think Donovan has any clue who
29:26
Wally Pipp is? Nope, no. People
29:29
still do this with the 85 Bears. There's
29:31
been plenty of good defenses since
29:33
the 1985 Chicago Bears. Now
29:36
here's the one I think we need to update because this
29:38
one's gone on for 500 some years. The
29:41
Mona Lisa as
29:44
the standard for beauty. I'm not
29:46
attracted. Let's update that. The Mona
29:48
Lisa, handsome-ish. Yeah. Not
29:51
by today's standards. And I
29:53
would argue by many day's
29:55
standards. Like I never thought
29:57
she was beautiful. And
30:00
somehow you're being
30:03
mean-spirited or somebody who's been dead for 600
30:05
years, by the way, too,
30:07
if you denounce it. Well, there's
30:09
a, the problem with the Mona
30:11
Lisa's, I think it was just
30:13
about out of the zeitgeist, and
30:16
then Nat King Cole came
30:18
up with a song. Mona
30:20
Lisa, Mona Lisa, Men have
30:22
named you. Yeah, and then
30:24
it was, it all came by. It
30:27
all came back. All right. Couple
30:32
thoughts. I was, I was
30:34
yelling yesterday about dogs and dogs at the
30:36
airport and now multiple dogs. The
30:39
last two times I've traveled, seen people with
30:41
two dogs traveling. I sent
30:43
you a picture, Chris, that someone forgot to bring up
30:45
or we should have brought it up or I should
30:47
have made a note of it. And I got the
30:50
JetSuite X in
30:52
Burbank. They have high top
30:54
tables. They had
30:56
a warning, a
30:59
placard on the table, on the high top,
31:01
like bar stool and a high top table.
31:05
It was a picture I sent you, Chris. I'm
31:08
going to look at the last pictures I sent you.
31:10
You can send. I'll,
31:12
I won't, I won't spoil it, but
31:14
we can bring it up. But evidently there's an
31:16
issue, not just with
31:18
people bringing their pets to the airport.
31:24
Can I say this? The
31:26
JetSuite X terminal in
31:30
Reno got moved about
31:32
half a block down the,
31:34
down the street. Yes,
31:36
there's two dogs. Now show the picture
31:39
of the last picture I sent you,
31:41
Chris. I think with the
31:43
placard. I just said the park. It
31:46
will not be the pictures of the dogs, but
31:48
it will be the pictures of the sign that
31:51
I sent. No pets on furniture.
31:54
Evidently people are now setting their dogs up
31:56
on the table or up on the bar
31:59
stool next While they sit
32:01
at wait it should we back there get
32:03
this sign made there is a big enough
32:06
issue where sign There needed
32:08
to be a declaration What
32:11
a what's it say under it blow
32:13
it up because we kindly ask that
32:16
all four-legged friends remain on the floor
32:18
and off The furniture. Thank you. Hey,
32:20
it should read hey narcissistic fuck. We
32:22
don't want your fucking dander on this
32:25
goddamn table But no
32:27
we kindly suggest yes So evidently there's
32:29
an issue with people placing dogs if
32:31
your dog's gonna be in here better
32:33
be in here to drag your furniture
32:36
Drag your that's right all your
32:38
stuff all your suitcases You
32:41
know how Oh
32:43
DFG is on Alright,
32:45
I'm gonna save this this next one. I'm
32:47
gonna talk to death rat guide death rat
32:50
guy Oh Hey,
32:53
is this Adam? Hey, what's up, dude? I've
32:55
been going bro going on maverick damn a
32:58
chef in studio, too. Oh Hey,
33:02
what's going on? How are you
33:04
doing dude? I'm doing good man.
33:06
What's going on with you, man? It's
33:10
all good where I accept it is
33:12
something at noon hmm puts
33:14
his uncle in the hospital Oh
33:19
It's always in the hospital. Yeah He
33:22
was on an airplane and sat
33:24
down. He was in first class.
33:26
Mm-hmm. He sat down a Quested
33:28
not it has to go to
33:31
the hospital, but he's resting comfortably.
33:33
Yeah Yeah,
33:39
they really get you with those April
33:41
Fool's jokes after April 1st that's that's
33:43
when it's easiest You know we
33:45
let our guard down Christopher
33:48
Hewitt is what poochies uncle did to
33:50
himself right? Mr. Belvedere famously did that
33:52
oh he did sat on a testicle
33:55
ruptured It they had to clear the
33:57
studio audience. I did not know that I'm
34:00
pretty sure that the true story map knows better
34:02
than i map i know
34:04
about the yet mister belvedere
34:07
the testicular torsion that poochies uncle
34:09
suffer sometimes at this time he just
34:11
sat on it i
34:14
don't know if that it was like it
34:16
that it was like a uh... like one
34:18
of those silver dollar pancake
34:21
all right i
34:24
missed the silver dollar pancake they were
34:26
a lot more ubiquitous by size alright
34:28
d f g i think we have
34:30
a we have an opening all
34:43
right okay
34:46
well you've got no how the game goes
34:49
i'm going to ask you topic
34:51
and you say if it's baby
34:55
all right we're
34:59
ready number
35:03
one the eclipse the
35:05
eclipse uh...
35:08
i i i feel about the eclipse i
35:10
feel about that way about the uh... aurora
35:13
borealis and all that kind of stuff people
35:15
talk about and talk about and talk about
35:17
i never really am
35:19
it's interested if they are and it
35:22
doesn't capture my imagination so
35:24
so they invented like
35:26
you have to take a shoe box and put
35:28
a two mirrors in it or something and then
35:30
poke a hole at it's the only way you
35:32
can really do it you have to get on
35:34
the roof your apartment building at three a m
35:36
on you know december twenty first you know and
35:39
it's always so is too much for
35:42
me it's we talk about it
35:44
a lot nothing really
35:46
comes out the other end for me
35:49
so i'm just gonna say it's much to
35:51
do about nothing so i'll go jay v
35:54
uh... the clips it is rare and i i
35:56
do like rare currencies happening every once in a
35:58
while and everybody can enjoy them But I
36:00
hear you're not supposed to look at an eclipse
36:02
directly now, which yeah, just
36:05
that ruins it for me I look at it
36:07
through use Birkenstock Once
36:10
Haley's Comet coming again, we'll
36:13
be dead. Oh, we'll be dead cuz hey
36:15
Haley's Comet hit When
36:17
I was like nine years old or something and they
36:20
said it's not coming and at the time they said,
36:22
you know 2045
36:24
or something which is like okay when that what is
36:26
it every 76 years? It
36:28
seems like 70 something years, but we'll
36:30
we'll figure it out Yeah,
36:34
next one's 2061 26 one I'll alert my son All
36:39
right. So what do we got we got I
36:42
got JV. I said JV. I'll go all
36:44
balls Because the
36:46
because the moon itself is a ball.
36:49
Mmm Well
36:53
the answer is According
36:56
to mr. Beecher models the
36:58
eclipse was named after an
37:00
unbeaten 18th century English bait
37:03
horse No, I'm
37:05
just kidding, dude Eclipse
37:10
the car You guys
37:12
are talking about you know the thing
37:14
with this son turns into a dark You
37:17
know goes dark. Yeah It's
37:21
David Maybe if
37:23
I look at that and I go
37:25
blind I'm not a
37:27
good enough in ball player to
37:30
be Tommy. Yeah We
37:37
also then went blind yeah, let
37:39
me see if there may be
37:41
some great magnet Kismet going on
37:44
here because you made your joke
37:46
about the Mitsubishi eclipse the sort
37:48
of early 80s Mitsubishi
37:53
Japanese sports sedan
37:55
offering in
37:57
cannonball two or three Jackie Chan
38:00
may have may have
38:02
driven a Mitsubishi
38:04
Eclipse. I'm pretty sure it
38:06
was a Mitsubishi and
38:09
it was unmarked. It was
38:11
probably like a 1983 Mitsubishi
38:13
Eclipse. If that's true, the great magnet
38:15
has spoken. Boy, would that be wild.
38:18
And in the meantime, we know that
38:20
Dawson is all balls on the Eclipse
38:22
because what's the moon made out of?
38:25
Jeez, Dr. Jeez all
38:29
subjects that include his beloved. I was
38:31
wondering how you're going to get in there.
38:33
That's a circle cheese for the record everybody.
38:36
All right. Now this time I broke
38:38
my own rule, but this time we'll
38:40
all secretly write down our answer and
38:42
then reveal it. Okay. All right. Okay.
38:47
The next one is socks
38:50
in porn. Wait,
38:55
what important? Stocks
38:58
in porn. No socks. Socks wearing
39:03
socks in porn. Ironic we can hear him.
39:05
Socks in porn. Or a lady. Or a
39:07
lady. A
39:15
dude or a lady wearing
39:19
socks. Socks naked
39:22
except for socks.
39:24
Jackie Chandra of a Mitsubishi
39:26
Starion. Wow. Pretty good
39:29
though. Mitsubishi. Still pretty good. And now
39:31
we need what year and what the
39:33
two look like because I'm telling you
39:35
they were pretty damn close. All right.
39:39
Can I say
39:41
one thing? Yes. Did Mitsubishi
39:44
Eclipse have the same
39:46
chassis as the Chrysler
39:49
Sebring? Oh,
39:52
it did. Yeah, the chassis.
39:55
Right? Yeah. Chassis.
39:57
Yeah. Random tidbits. Yeah. Yeah,
40:00
they would share platforms back then.
40:03
All right. Let's
40:06
see. Socks and
40:09
porn. I don't mind
40:11
it. It's not a help, you
40:14
know, in terms of positions, depending
40:16
on if a guy's standing, he's
40:18
on hardwood, he can go full
40:20
Tom Cruise, you know, with those
40:22
socks sliding right down the hall
40:24
there. Now,
40:27
it suggests a
40:30
level of laziness and
40:32
also suggests there's not going to be a
40:34
lot of cuddling afterward because this guy's going
40:36
to put his boots on, he's going to
40:38
leave like immediately thereafter. You have to watch
40:40
them. They're wearing it up. Yeah, like the
40:42
boss. I
40:46
feel like it's something I haven't seen
40:48
in a while, so you guys locked
40:50
in? Locked in. I'm going
40:52
all balls. I like the novelty of it. I
40:55
went JV. It takes me
40:57
out of it. Kind of, yeah,
40:59
just a little hiccup in the session. I'm
41:02
going all balls on the socks.
41:04
What I don't like, I like
41:06
no balls in pornography. In other
41:08
words, I don't need any fellas there.
41:11
It's like they're an interloper in what
41:13
I got going on with
41:15
her. What are you doing there, friend? Forget
41:18
your socks before you show up socks or otherwise.
41:20
I don't need you there. This
41:24
is an age-old question, and I'm going to put
41:26
it out to you as well,
41:28
because there's two ways to watch
41:30
porn. You can watch porn by
41:32
simply watching porn, or you can
41:35
put yourself into the porn and
41:38
be the guy, or get rid
41:40
of the guy altogether, and you're the guy. Do
41:42
you know what I'm saying? Or
41:45
you could join a couple of ladies. Yes, that's
41:47
what I'm saying. You put
41:49
yourself into the movie. That's
41:51
right. That's right. I'm vain.
41:53
Like I've said, narcissist is
41:55
one thing. Vain, like I
41:58
can't have somebody else. I can't have somebody else. might
42:01
show me up, might outperform me,
42:03
she might seem more interested in him.
42:05
I can't deal with that. So
42:08
you go with the zealot jack and
42:11
Chris, you put yourself in it or do you watch?
42:15
I think I put myself in it. Wow.
42:17
I think that means you're more man than
42:19
most. Dawson, are you in the
42:21
porn or are you watching the porn? I
42:23
can go both ways. Okay. And
42:26
like what happens when you watch a movie like-
42:28
Man on man, he can do it. When you
42:30
watch a movie like Godzilla versus King Kong, are
42:32
you in the movie? Are you like running in
42:36
place of the theater or are you watching it? Because
42:39
I'm pretty much the same with porn as I am
42:41
with Godzilla. Like I'm just here- Dawson
42:44
likes his preferred way is when
42:46
a woman uses a mozzarella stick
42:48
on herself. That's his favorite. So
42:50
you're saying you're both your watcher.
42:52
I'm a watcher. Okay.
42:55
All right. All right. So we all locked
42:57
in. I got all balls. I
43:00
got balls. Balls, Chris. If
43:02
you come over to the house, like there's
43:05
always porn on. It's
43:07
not because those are beating their
43:09
meat. It's just to relax. Yeah.
43:12
It's casual. It's
43:16
set in mood. Yeah.
43:18
Some people use scented candles, but
43:21
you got porn, right? Here's
43:24
an interesting question Mav brings up. They'll
43:26
dump the socks, the knee-high socks. Because
43:28
when do you ever see women walking
43:30
around in knee-high socks? Never. But in
43:32
porn, they do show up about like,
43:35
you know, one out of every- They
43:37
do like the boarding school things and
43:39
stuff like when they have school uniforms.
43:42
All right. What is it, Mav?
43:44
Is it JV or all balls? All
43:48
balls. It shows that the person
43:50
takes care of their foot hygiene.
43:56
All right. I'm two for two. What's
44:00
number three, Mav? Number
44:02
three. This point is a little more
44:05
in depth. Revenge.
44:09
Revenge. Oh. Yeah.
44:13
Sometimes I think about revenge, and
44:16
then you think, well, revenge is a dish
44:19
best served cold, meaning
44:22
kick it down the road. But
44:24
then you forget about it. That's
44:27
the problem, is the mojo for the
44:30
revenge goes away. If you've ever had
44:32
a shit neighbor, and the
44:34
neighbor does something shitty to you, and your impulse
44:36
is to throw some shit over the fence or
44:38
something like right back at them, and then you
44:40
think to yourself, I'll just wait a calendar year,
44:43
and then I'll do something shitty, and they'll never
44:45
connect it to me. But
44:47
then you lose your spirit. You
44:49
don't care anymore. No, I like to strike while the
44:51
iron is hot. Strike while the iron is hot. I
44:54
like to respond, but in a cowardly way.
44:58
I don't want them to know it was me. I just
45:00
like to read their DM's. This right there. Right.
45:03
Something like that is a for instance. But
45:06
there has to be a steeping
45:08
period for revenge. So if
45:11
somebody kicks you in the shin, and you
45:13
punch them in the shoulder, that's not revenge.
45:16
That's an immediate reaction. What's
45:18
the space between kicked in the shin
45:20
and punched in the shoulder? Revenge,
45:24
if there's immediate reaction, that's a bar fight.
45:26
And no one says there was revenge. It was just that
45:29
guy was sitting there, and he got shoved, and then he
45:31
punched that guy, and then that guy punched him back. I
45:33
think a five minute buffer. I
45:36
don't even think that's good. Either way, you're gonna have
45:38
to settle this one down at the station if you
45:40
respond that quickly. Right. So it
45:43
would revenge me. Guy
45:46
bangs into you at the bar. You
45:48
do nothing. You get up to go
45:50
to the bathroom, come back and dump
45:52
your beer on his head. Is that
45:55
revenge? Because there's been some
45:57
time. We have to give it some time. Otherwise
45:59
it's not. revenge it's a fight or
46:01
reaction yeah no yeah
46:04
that's too hot-headed that's not that
46:06
doesn't feel like revenge but I
46:08
also am with you about this thing
46:11
about like let karma take care of
46:13
this one but now that doesn't matter
46:15
that karma always takes them down no
46:17
doesn't that's my problem with it maybe
46:19
we should do it nationally like maybe
46:22
when you know they blow up
46:25
the Twin Towers or Hamas you
46:27
know goes to some Israeli music
46:29
festival and slaughters everyone maybe the
46:32
reaction she's like yeah all right and
46:35
then give it like six months and then
46:37
come in it just fucking tortured a place
46:39
like it would catch people off-guard
46:41
and if we'd seem less
46:43
impulsive yeah we and we as
46:45
a society enjoy suspenseful storytelling so
46:47
might right that would well I've
46:49
said for a million years we
46:51
need to bomb Germany again you
46:54
know what I mean just bomb them right now and
46:56
then they'll go what are you doing listen
46:59
next time you or anybody else
47:01
thinks about whatever know that you're
47:03
on an installment plan all
47:07
right revenge oh man all right
47:10
I'm you locked in I'm
47:13
locked in I'm going all balls I've
47:16
never been sure of that I mean all
47:19
balls of course I went
47:21
I went JV I'm still
47:23
under damage checks old lifestyle
47:26
just letting letting God handle it
47:28
all right what
47:31
the SAE didn't realize
47:35
is that when you breathe
47:38
when you take a mini pumpkin it
47:40
doesn't on its own doesn't sound
47:42
that dangerous you put
47:44
it mini pumpkin in a potato
47:46
gun and because of that damn
47:50
it becomes a very dangerous
47:52
weapon especially if it's been
47:55
in a freezer oh
47:57
wow Yeah,
48:00
it becomes a real projectile at that point
48:03
When those pumpkins were hitting
48:05
their house and those stems
48:08
were absolutely breaking shit
48:11
they thought twice about
48:15
Fucking with us So
48:18
the essay is fucked with you
48:20
guys, but you you you froze
48:23
those mini pumpkins And
48:27
you put them in a freezer But
48:32
that is a sick, best
48:34
served frozen Frozen,
48:36
not even just home Frozen
48:40
As if mini pumpkin Yeah
48:44
So They, they, they
48:46
admitted That
48:50
they were wrong You
48:52
were safe Effective The SAE
48:54
house Hell
48:57
yeah Alright so so it's
48:59
all balls Hell
49:04
yeah Yeah,
49:06
well post script what's not all balls is
49:09
whoever has to clean up those pumpkins Mmm,
49:11
right? Shek is a man
49:13
who comes out with a fruit list every year Yeah
49:17
And who marvels at the bounty
49:19
and the variety that
49:21
nature and God has to offer us
49:24
Lemon, lemon our reigning Lemon and I'm
49:27
with you a dark horse, but when you
49:29
when you lay out your case for a
49:31
lemon you make a very valid point Thank
49:33
you Now and by the
49:35
way in your world where we don't need
49:37
the P in front of the behind the
49:39
A or Sorry,
49:41
the M. Sorry the A M. We don't
49:43
need the M and we don't need the
49:45
P M We just put that put that
49:47
there also people
49:50
with your condescending like when
49:52
they say stuff like You know,
49:54
I'll get the email that says oh do
49:57
you want to do so-and-so's
49:59
Fox? show on Thursday in Culver City
50:01
and I'll go what time and they go 3
50:03
p.m. I'll
50:06
do the PM now. Hair
50:08
and makeup's at 3 a.m. No
50:11
because there's the creep out there like 3, 3.30
50:13
like p.m. right? Right.
50:17
I'm just kidding. I'm just saying.
50:19
They do it as a joke or yeah either way. Yeah.
50:22
Not winsome. Yeah. Oh I
50:25
might, but okay. So in that vein
50:28
and you love all the variety and
50:31
you love the fact that there's
50:33
now a kind of a big and a
50:35
small version of everything like you take a
50:37
tomato, you got the beefsteak tomato and you
50:40
got those little shitty jeweled you know crappy
50:42
mini tomatoes or whatever. There's some range
50:45
difference there. Is there
50:47
any more range than in the pumpkin? Is
50:51
there any creature on God's
50:53
green earth? Like if you take
50:55
dogs right, you got your
50:57
little teacup poodles right? You know a little
51:00
teacup poodle weighs two and a half pounds
51:02
right? Then you got your new Finland or
51:04
your Saint Bernard and those are 140 pounds
51:06
right? So
51:08
there's a chasm there. Mini
51:11
pumpkin like the one Mavs. The
51:14
one that's frozen for three weeks and then
51:16
put in his potato gun. Oh yeah. Those,
51:19
yeah. Those are
51:21
the size of a
51:23
tennis ball. The
51:29
world record for a pumpkin is 1900 pounds,
51:31
maybe 2000 pounds. I
51:35
mean the world record size of
51:38
a VW bug and the
51:40
smallest ones of the size
51:42
of a tennis ball. Where's
51:44
the more? There's no more range. I
51:47
mean while human beings you have Brad
51:49
Williams our mutual pal. And
51:52
you have DJ Burns the star of NC
51:54
State. From species. Hard to believe a little
51:56
bit. Same thing like a pumpkin. But
52:00
there's still only 200 pounds separating that. You
52:03
want your answer? Mm. Tiramisu. Tiramisu.
52:06
By the way, hot take, the
52:09
most overrated of all our
52:11
desserts. Yeah. Tiramisu.
52:13
Yeah. Take it. Take it. Well,
52:15
it's basically, it's flan.
52:17
Let's call it what it is. Sometimes. You're
52:19
calling it. But sometimes it's a cannoli shape.
52:21
Oh. Sometimes, I mean, it's like I got
52:23
all these different, sometimes it's a pudding. Sometimes,
52:25
I've, all these different variations,
52:27
and they all are meh. All
52:30
right. Yeah. You don't even bake it. Back
52:32
to the world record pumpkin, 2750 pounds.
52:38
Versus a one pound little. Oh,
52:40
you say one pound. Like four
52:42
ounces or something. That is a
52:44
chasm that does, you know,
52:46
that's a big elephant, that's a small.
52:48
We have Clydesdales, and we have little
52:50
miniature ponies. But they're not separated by
52:52
thousands of pounds. Interesting. Can't do more
52:55
in the gourd. Like there's no ceiling.
52:57
There's no ceiling. They just keep getting
52:59
bigger. All right.
53:01
Sorry, Mav. Where were we? It
53:04
takes where they
53:06
were going to do a dance on
53:08
our faces if we didn't clean up
53:11
all those pumpkins. That
53:13
was the teaks, right? Yeah,
53:16
I can't say it, but yeah. Aren't
53:18
you worried that they're going to get revenge on you
53:20
as revenge to low balls? Mm. Mm. With
53:24
revenge, they said that it makes
53:29
the whole world blind or some shit. Mm-hmm.
53:33
I thought everyone
53:36
is blind. Mm. Mm. I
53:39
got it. All right, let's get off the
53:41
philosophy. We got a giant pumpkin. So
53:45
I knew that if they got
53:47
a pumpkin, they were going
53:49
to be even more pissed off.
53:52
Than they were. But I
53:54
ordered this thing
53:57
with this Volkswagen bug.
54:00
This huge and the president
54:04
Pumps into his room and he
54:06
fixed a good pumpkin and
54:08
he's like I'm going to kill The
54:12
FG I'm going to kill all the doubt
54:14
the food gamut and I and
54:16
he and I say wait
54:20
knock on that pumpkin he
54:23
knocked on the pumpkin and I'll
54:26
pop a lady we hired
54:28
a hooker Cake
54:33
oh Like
54:35
it like under siege we did it
54:37
to make peace with that. Oh
54:40
wow That
54:42
is magnanimous a very generous offering
54:45
Alright, so and that was
54:47
that Blake Chambers. It was gonna go after you Yeah,
54:51
fuck him okay Like
54:54
like chambers. All right, let's do one
54:56
more The
55:00
last one is um Fishing
55:06
with live faith fishing
55:10
with live faith Now
55:13
they they tell you You
55:15
know, I've done this They go
55:17
and the problem is you got to put the hook through their eye Right
55:20
and it feels weird to their no I got
55:22
a hold them and you put a hook through
55:24
their nostril and their eye and you let them
55:26
go and like this Just hook it on their
55:28
tail. They're like, no, no, we got to go,
55:30
right? so This
55:33
first off they're probably relieved when they get
55:35
eaten by tuna Cuz if I just
55:37
took a hook and I said Dave I'm just poking your ear
55:39
and I'll pop it out your eye and then somebody put a
55:41
bullet in your head. You'd be like, thank you Right,
55:44
yeah the hero in movies That's a that's
55:47
a thing that's really started in like the
55:49
last 15 20 years a guy
55:51
is being burned at the stake or some awful
55:53
Death and then the hero shoot him dead to
55:55
spare You know like the
55:57
spare them the pain. Yeah, that's a classy move
55:59
That's what you want to do for worms. In
56:02
the movie with Robert Redford, the great Waldo
56:04
Pepper, somebody got in a horrible plane crash
56:06
from the 20s or 30s and was turned
56:08
over and
56:10
the plane was catching on fire like everyone's running.
56:12
The guy was trapped in there. And
56:15
Robert Redford's character picked up a two by four
56:17
and just smashed him over the head with it.
56:19
So they would want. Yeah, and then they put
56:21
the fire out and it turns out he would have been. He
56:24
would have smashed it. No. If
56:27
you find yourself dying a horrific death, would you
56:29
like me to end it for you? With a
56:31
two by four. Kill me! Would you be like
56:33
doing that? Because sometimes they do that. They're burning
56:35
alive, but they get so like, kill me, kill
56:38
me! You know, there's nobody else to do it.
56:41
I probably have a high likelihood of that
56:43
happening, but if it does, you have carte
56:46
blanche. All right, so
56:48
live bait, which you got
56:50
to use, but again, the hook. You got to hold it.
56:52
If you mess the hook up, then you mess the fish
56:54
up or the worm, then you
56:56
have to do it again so that fish
56:59
becomes useless, but it does catch the
57:01
best fish. It gets the world-class fish. Yeah, so
57:03
I'm going to say all balls. Oh,
57:05
well, I was going to write down all
57:08
balls too, but just saying. Dave, what do
57:10
you got? I'm going JV here because I'm
57:13
skittish enough that even if
57:15
that's how my fish get on my
57:17
plate, ultimately, is with somebody using live
57:19
bait to attract them, I don't need
57:21
the literal reminder that there's a worm
57:24
inside that thing that I'm eating right
57:26
now. Well, it's not a
57:28
worm. It'll be a minnow or something,
57:30
a chovy. If you didn't love the nose. The
57:33
whole thing, I have notes. Listen, I tried cooking
57:35
for about a year and a half once,
57:38
and then I checked out once
57:40
I had to do raw chicken. Oh,
57:42
yeah. That's
57:44
not for you to ingest. That's not something
57:46
you should be putting through your lips. No,
57:48
Dave. All right, what do you got, man?
57:53
Part of the fun of fishing
57:55
is tricking the fish, so
57:58
it's even better when it's in the water. a colorful
58:03
artificial worm. Plastic.
58:08
So not JB
58:11
because it's too real. Oh, you
58:13
like the lure. Yeah,
58:17
because you catch a fish with it,
58:19
like this plastic rubber
58:21
thing, and it's like, you idiot,
58:23
you thought that was a real
58:26
fish? Yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, you can
58:28
mock the fish as you're cleaning it. Taking
58:30
down ladies, like shooting fish in a barrel,
58:32
that when he's not doing that, he's out
58:34
fishing with not real bait. All right, what's
58:36
the final score? We got a tie ball
58:38
game. Oh, no. Damn
58:40
it, Shagonez, 23. All right, we need
58:42
to do a tie breaker. All right.
58:47
It's a lightning round. Okay.
58:51
Okay, so you can't
58:53
even think about it too much. You just have to
58:55
say it. All right. Human
59:00
sacrifice. Ha ha ha ha
59:02
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
59:04
ha ha ha ha ha. I'll go with all
59:07
balls. Okay, I'll go JB in that
59:09
case. All right. Big
59:14
quiz lock the monitor. Oh, it's a tie.
59:17
He's out. JB.
59:24
Oh, good. Because? Because
59:27
that person could be used to
59:30
work or do something else
59:32
useful. Oh, wait, no, all
59:34
balls. Because if you don't
59:36
sacrifice the person, something
59:39
bad will happen to you. Yeah, the crops are
59:41
gonna be dry. All right, I'll
59:43
take the win, Maverick. All
59:45
balls. Is it usually an attractive young
59:47
woman, though? Yeah, she
59:50
could be a prostitute. Right,
59:52
so JB. We don't want her
59:54
dying, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, good. But then
59:56
what about the gods? But you gotta appease the
59:58
gods. Okay. Wait,
1:00:00
is it all balls or JV? All balls.
1:00:04
Okay, I'm taking the
1:00:06
win. Let's do our outro. We
1:00:12
got more stuff to get through. The
1:00:14
first in sacrifice could also be you, too.
1:00:17
That's true, or a loved one. You
1:00:19
can shoot Deaf Rat Guy tweet, by the way,
1:00:21
at Deaf Rat Guy. I
1:00:24
think that's something to promote, too. Venmo?
1:00:27
Yeah. Josh-Gardner-101
1:00:31
is where you can go if you want
1:00:33
to do a little Venmoing, right? Right. I
1:00:36
think his buddy Josh might be
1:00:38
working on something. Oh, is your buddy Josh working on
1:00:40
something? He
1:00:42
is doing a new album with the
1:00:45
producer, Chris Lata Mana.
1:00:49
Oh, that's why Chris knows or cares. Yeah.
1:00:53
All right. He
1:00:55
is asking for a donation
1:00:58
to help with the
1:01:00
album to be engineered properly.
1:01:02
Okay. All right. Well,
1:01:05
I know your buddy Josh does a great job
1:01:07
at the music. I mean, Winter Bush is an
1:01:09
all-time classic album. People should
1:01:11
avail themselves. Minstas, Pink Finger. That's
1:01:13
interesting. Pink Finger. Classic.
1:01:15
Classic Singalong, right? Yeah. We
1:01:18
can work it out. It's awesome. That's
1:01:20
my favorite. That's one of my favorites, too. Catalog is
1:01:22
right up there with Billy Oceans in my book. Maybe
1:01:24
above. Yeah. Josh
1:01:26
Dash Garner Dash 101. Okay.
1:01:30
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1:02:57
See if you can guess which movie this
1:03:00
famous line is from. You
1:03:02
never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She
1:03:05
made the casserole in the last 12 parcels.
1:03:11
If you said Star Wars, A New Hope.
1:03:13
You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's
1:03:16
the ship that made the Kessel run in less than
1:03:18
12 parsecs. You're correct. Now,
1:03:20
back to the show. Oh,
1:03:23
that is Damoshek's favorite line
1:03:25
of all movies. She's bad enough for you,
1:03:27
old man. Yeah. All
1:03:30
right. So, we got some
1:03:32
news, but we got
1:03:35
March Madness Madness as well. We gotta
1:03:37
finish off the irate eight. Mm-hmm. All
1:03:40
right. It's
1:03:42
time once again for the big rants of
1:03:45
March Madness Madness. Yesterday's irate eight
1:03:48
saw a chick think battle for
1:03:50
the ages in the California conference.
1:03:52
In the end, the chick
1:03:55
who thinks catalytic converters are super easy
1:03:57
to steal motored her way to the...
1:04:00
furious for when Nithy Arana took
1:04:02
out Georgi Asko. And
1:04:04
in the classics conference, a first
1:04:06
timer to the tournament, cherry tomatoes.
1:04:09
At their hopes, busted by click
1:04:12
it or ticket, as
1:04:14
the 2023 conference winner tries for a repeat.
1:04:17
Today we continue the irate eight
1:04:19
starting in the big government contest.
1:04:22
Will voter ID get their ballot
1:04:24
punched to the next round or
1:04:26
will they be kicked off campus
1:04:29
by pro-Hamas protesters? Let's
1:04:31
do voter ID. All
1:04:35
right, let me start with that.
1:04:39
Look, can we just settle this and go,
1:04:41
you get an ID at birth? You get
1:04:43
a social security number at birth? You get
1:04:46
a number assigned to you when you're born?
1:04:48
Why not just give you a fucking ID?
1:04:50
We'll take the picture on your 18th birthday,
1:04:52
but every American will have an ID. This
1:04:55
notion of like, well, there's poor people and
1:04:57
there's black people. It's the most insulting thing
1:04:59
on the planet. The most racist thing on
1:05:02
the planet and it suggests black people can't
1:05:04
avail themselves of a fucking ID in 2024. And
1:05:07
if you really do care, we
1:05:09
have things that we do care about.
1:05:12
We put the word mobile at the
1:05:14
backside of them. We have book mobiles,
1:05:16
we have blood mobiles, we have ID
1:05:20
mobiles. That's what we need. Take your
1:05:22
fucking blood mobile, take your breast screening
1:05:25
mobile, take your book mobile, take your
1:05:27
old mobiles, and then just put an
1:05:29
ID on it and drive it into
1:05:31
the inner city and go find these
1:05:33
imaginary neighborhoods that nobody actually lives in
1:05:36
because they don't have a fucking ID
1:05:38
and give them a fucking ID. Here's
1:05:40
the hypothetical for you, Shaq.
1:05:43
Would you rather your child live in
1:05:46
America and be confined to a wheelchair
1:05:48
full time, but with an ID
1:05:50
or be completely able-bodied, living in
1:05:52
America in modern times and
1:05:55
not have an ID? Which life would be
1:05:57
more limiting? I would
1:05:59
argue. I would much rather have
1:06:01
my kid can find away fucking wheelchairs
1:06:04
and try to navigate our
1:06:06
modern society With no
1:06:08
ID no airports no federal buildings
1:06:10
no hotels no travel No, life
1:06:12
nothing at all with ID so
1:06:15
if you really fucking give a
1:06:17
shit Put it on an ID
1:06:19
mobile and hit the fucking inner city you
1:06:21
hypocrite, but you don't care Oh Hamas
1:06:27
Protesters Oh pro Hamas.
1:06:29
It's really they're not pro Hamas
1:06:31
They're really anti stepdad who molested
1:06:33
them. I've never seen more fucking
1:06:35
angry 19 year old bitches in
1:06:38
my life You don't even
1:06:40
know what the fuck you're talking about two
1:06:42
people and also we do this argument all
1:06:44
the time It's like well, it's it's not
1:06:46
damn. I mean, it's not the good people
1:06:48
of Palestine Palestine's a peaceful place We want
1:06:50
to raise their kids there and everything. It's
1:06:53
Hamas. It's their government. It's their god. Well,
1:06:55
okay Let's do some math. Let's
1:06:57
just say the United States was a
1:06:59
great and peaceful place But we just
1:07:01
let the Klan run everything we voted
1:07:03
for the Klan every year everyone they
1:07:05
Congress Everyone was as a president everybody
1:07:08
the school board leader everyone's clan member
1:07:10
right and then you go but not
1:07:12
the United States They're peaceful people. They're
1:07:14
not anti black. They're not anti immigrants
1:07:17
They just vote in the Klan and let
1:07:19
the client fucking run their country every fucking
1:07:21
year Well a certain point that is who
1:07:24
you are. That is what you want.
1:07:26
So yes Fuck
1:07:28
that you guys are protesting something You know
1:07:30
nothing of and we should run your ass
1:07:32
out of this goddamn country and also let's
1:07:34
just do this if it's it's
1:07:36
modern Era if you live in a climate if
1:07:38
you live in a country if you live in
1:07:40
a space that has 500,000
1:07:44
miles of tunnels hand-dug, that's a
1:07:46
bad sign. That is a
1:07:48
very bad sign for your civilization 2024
1:07:51
and you guys are still tunneling into
1:07:53
the earth. Yeah, they mostly live in
1:07:56
the tunnels underneath the children's hospital guilty
1:07:58
bitch Just
1:08:03
pick a winner. Okay. Oh
1:08:05
boy. I thought Pro Hamas was
1:08:07
the favorite because of, it's a
1:08:10
recent hot topic, but
1:08:12
the passion in the voter ID rant,
1:08:14
especially with the hypothetical of what you
1:08:16
would rather, what kind of life your
1:08:18
son would... You gotta take
1:08:20
wheelchair over no ID. No ID's just
1:08:22
like you have zero life, right? I
1:08:25
think voter ID gets it. I
1:08:27
know what you're getting at, but the
1:08:30
Pro Hamas, young women in
1:08:32
particular, and women's rights
1:08:34
and all of that, they overlap
1:08:36
on the Venn diagram of what
1:08:38
Hamas believes. I like
1:08:40
the queers for Hamas. The queers
1:08:42
for Palestine. That's
1:08:45
my favorite group. Yeah.
1:08:47
Loco. I mean,
1:08:49
inexplicable. Inexplicable. But what do you say?
1:08:51
Check. You got a vote? Oh,
1:08:54
definitely. Advancing Pro Hamas supporters. Mount
1:08:56
Dawson's got to settle it then.
1:09:00
Looks like Pro Hamas is going to make it to the next
1:09:02
round. Next
1:09:06
up from the pop culture conference, a
1:09:09
battle to see who will be Latin
1:09:11
next out of the tournament. It's
1:09:15
J.Lo versus the
1:09:17
fired Spanish soccer president.
1:09:19
Let's see J.Lo. All
1:09:21
right. First up, J.Lo.
1:09:23
I watched the whole doc on the making
1:09:25
of her halftime show at the Super Bowl.
1:09:27
And all she did was cry about the
1:09:30
kids in the cages and at the Mexican
1:09:32
border. And she's like, we must need representation
1:09:34
of these children. And I want to do
1:09:36
a whole motif where there's kids in cages
1:09:39
and cages and kids. And then you smash
1:09:41
cut to the Super Bowl halftime show. And
1:09:43
that bitch is just shaking her fart tank
1:09:45
the entire time in a unit. I
1:09:48
don't know how you shaking your asshole
1:09:50
gets kids out of cages in the
1:09:52
border. That is a nice try. But
1:09:54
I oftentimes think of Ben Affleck and
1:09:56
her. She makes all these stupid fucking
1:09:58
videos and these horrible. movies and nanny
1:10:01
of the year and all this kind of
1:10:03
bullshit third wife's club and everything Ben
1:10:05
Affleck whatever you think of the guy
1:10:07
he's an artist he makes great films
1:10:09
he's a great actor he's a great
1:10:11
director he's a great writer he has
1:10:13
to fucking bite his lip every time
1:10:15
she tells him she's got an idea
1:10:17
for another fucking film let me guess
1:10:19
you shake your ass to a latin
1:10:22
song he has to
1:10:24
just that must be the best pussy in
1:10:26
the world because he has to be disgusted
1:10:28
with her or kiss the face. And
1:10:34
now fired Spanish soccer president
1:10:38
oh this guy kisses
1:10:41
a soccer player in a
1:10:43
celebratory smooch that lasted two
1:10:45
tenths of a second and
1:10:47
he has a three year
1:10:49
suspension from coaching or being
1:10:51
the president of Spanish soccer
1:10:53
first off I put
1:10:55
a curse on all women Spanish
1:10:57
soccer now I hope you bitches
1:11:00
get the curse of the fucking
1:11:02
bambino I hope you never win
1:11:04
another world cup you assholes this
1:11:06
guy did nothing and he got
1:11:08
fucking railroaded after winning you bitches
1:11:10
a world cup that's how you
1:11:12
fake it he gets up on
1:11:14
the fucking podium in front of
1:11:16
a hundred thousand people and celebrates
1:11:18
and you banish him out to
1:11:20
the corn field for hugging and
1:11:22
smooching somebody the kind of kissing
1:11:24
you see in the audience of
1:11:26
the Oscars every single time someone
1:11:28
wins best director best they get
1:11:30
the guy they kiss him right
1:11:32
on the face male on male
1:11:34
female on female it is insane
1:11:36
and it's also insane that we've
1:11:38
taken our insanity our me too
1:11:40
movement and we've taken it abroad
1:11:43
we've we've taken it to other
1:11:46
countries he got me too Tom
1:11:48
B. Ed. me
1:11:50
Tom B. Ed. it means
1:11:53
too in Spanish. me
1:11:55
Tom B. Ed. me Tom B. Ed.
1:12:00
Oh boy. I
1:12:02
mean, I think the Spanish soccer
1:12:04
president takes it. You put a
1:12:06
curse on the whole team and
1:12:08
you came up with a new
1:12:10
phrase. Mi tambien. Mi tambien. He's
1:12:13
a hot-blooded Latin lover his entire
1:12:15
life. He surely has been practicing
1:12:17
that. Isn't it legitimately? When
1:12:19
I saw this story, whatever it was two months ago, what
1:12:22
I'm sure his reaction was like, okay,
1:12:27
this is all I've ever known is you kiss
1:12:29
people when they do something different. Maybe
1:12:32
I don't know. Yes, we're celebrating. Everyone's
1:12:34
like hugging and kissing on a podium.
1:12:37
J-Lo, I feel
1:12:39
like there's something weird going on there
1:12:41
because of the range. You mentioned Ben
1:12:43
Affleck, but of course that's her
1:12:46
current love. Look at the men
1:12:48
who she's lined up. It's a weird range.
1:12:52
It's not like she has a type. I don't
1:12:54
know how to trust people like that. I like
1:12:56
the women. I may change my mind on J-Lo
1:12:59
because she does it. Britney Spears is every once
1:13:01
in a while you snatch up a backup dancer
1:13:04
and you date them for three years.
1:13:06
That's basically like you just going, I
1:13:08
need a servant for three years because
1:13:10
that's essentially the relationship. I'm going
1:13:12
to sit in a bathtub. You bring me food. This
1:13:16
isn't a big time thing. I
1:13:19
can take it really. Yeah, I know
1:13:21
what you're saying. Yeah. And then what was the guy's
1:13:23
name? Mark Anthony. Mark
1:13:27
Anthony to Ben
1:13:29
Affleck. Something ain't
1:13:31
right there. Something's going on. And
1:13:33
I'm resentful of J-Lo because Affleck
1:13:35
took her over Anna Darmus. Makes
1:13:37
me think something's wrong with Affleck.
1:13:40
Yeah. Yeah. I forget about A-Rod
1:13:42
too. I don't forget about A-Rod.
1:13:44
And A-Rod, right. Yeah. Well, advancing
1:13:46
the pro-Hamas protesters and the fired
1:13:49
soccer Spanish, Spanish soccer president. Check
1:13:51
your brackets at adamcarola.com and tune
1:13:53
in tomorrow for more March
1:13:56
Madness Madness. All
1:14:00
right, now we got some news
1:14:02
cooking. We do, yeah. So we
1:14:04
know that solar eclipses are
1:14:07
JV. There
1:14:10
is a solar eclipse coming on Monday and
1:14:13
inmates in New York are suing the
1:14:15
state corrections department over
1:14:17
the decision to lock down prisons during the
1:14:19
solar eclipse. They
1:14:21
said it's their constitutional right to practice their
1:14:24
faith and this is preventing
1:14:26
them from taking part in a religiously significant
1:14:28
event. What time does it take place? I
1:14:31
mean look, fall three. At three?
1:14:35
Pier. Oh, that's
1:14:37
right. Because
1:14:40
if it takes place during rec time
1:14:43
or something, then maybe that's an
1:14:45
argument. But if it's at one
1:14:47
in the morning and I don't know if it can
1:14:49
be, does it have to be light outside? I don't
1:14:51
know. They're suing. I don't know.
1:14:53
They're suing. Man. How
1:14:56
do you get this lawsuit together? I
1:15:01
don't know. What time? Someone
1:15:03
else find out what time. Does
1:15:08
it have to take place about the same
1:15:10
time? Each
1:15:12
year. About 10 a.m.
1:15:14
So if they're out and they're playing handball, now
1:15:17
they're saying it gets dark and we don't
1:15:19
want trouble. I mean listen,
1:15:22
here's the deal. We
1:15:26
as a society decide
1:15:28
that you need to live in
1:15:30
a small cage with other Americans
1:15:32
in small cages. All
1:15:35
rights are gone at this point. I
1:15:37
love thinking about the war in the
1:15:39
Shawshank, fielding this request. You're
1:15:41
violating my rights to practice my religion. What
1:15:44
would that guy say? I'm thinking
1:15:46
of violation. Let me lube up this nightstick. Yeah,
1:15:48
yeah. Hey Sarge, use that
1:15:50
nightstick on this guy. He wants some
1:15:52
religious freedom. Yeah. All
1:15:55
right, well, so the total eclipse
1:15:57
is around 3.15 p.m. Oh,
1:16:01
I got 10 a.m. To 12 and
1:16:03
it's probably West Coast. Yeah
1:16:05
something. Okay But so
1:16:08
they the thing is though they're they're
1:16:10
locking down the prisons so that
1:16:12
the Individuals remain
1:16:14
their housing units except for emergency
1:16:17
situations. No visitations and nearly two
1:16:19
dozen prisons And
1:16:21
so but they're like we got to see this eclipse.
1:16:24
Yeah I'm
1:16:26
fine with it again. You you live
1:16:28
in a cage. We raised you in
1:16:31
a shark cage Essentially, but
1:16:33
also our humanities coming out. We're sparing
1:16:35
your eyeballs from the right. That's a
1:16:38
weird message too But yeah, but there
1:16:40
can be no greater violation That's
1:16:43
my whole thing of like when they when they do that thing
1:16:45
when they go Back
1:16:47
to jail. Oh these kids they're separated.
1:16:49
They're in cages It's a part of
1:16:52
like they walked here from Honduras and
1:16:54
flip-flops This is better. This
1:16:57
is actually better than what they were doing
1:16:59
They were just on the baton
1:17:01
death March walking here now at least they're
1:17:03
in a facility And there's air conditioning in
1:17:05
a weird blanket in a video game So
1:17:08
better to be blind though for the rest
1:17:10
of your life if you're in for the
1:17:13
full stretch Better to be
1:17:15
blind and see your reality, right? Yeah,
1:17:17
but then you won't see the guy coming at
1:17:20
you with the shank. Oh wait a minute Shaw
1:17:22
shank. Oh never thought
1:17:24
about that so
1:17:28
the They said that 23
1:17:30
facilities in New York will experience total darkness
1:17:33
for about one and a half minutes That's
1:17:35
why it's approximately three and a half minutes.
1:17:38
So no visitations. And yeah, that's yeah. All
1:17:40
right So the
1:17:42
inmate might trip on something so they don't want that
1:17:44
to happen that could be chaos
1:17:46
that's fine So,
1:17:49
all right Shakira
1:17:51
hmm. I made some comments that
1:17:54
oh her kids. Yeah. Yeah, is there
1:17:57
hair bothersome to you? Kara's
1:18:00
hair. How sad, I
1:18:02
can't picture it. It's all kind of poofy
1:18:04
and dry and weird and kinky and it's
1:18:06
like all over the place. It's like mid-80s.
1:18:08
They want to be dreads but they're not
1:18:10
yet. I don't, you know, she's one of
1:18:12
these people, I think
1:18:16
she is the female Mark
1:18:18
Anthony in that,
1:18:21
oh, she's hot Latin blooded, beautiful, song-chase
1:18:23
and it's like not really that hot.
1:18:25
Like when you really get a good
1:18:27
look at her face, it's not that
1:18:30
symmetrical. Like there's, but
1:18:32
Mark Anthony's the same way. Like just because
1:18:34
you're not fat and you sing in Spanish
1:18:36
doesn't make you a heartthrob. You know, he
1:18:38
looks like a wet rat, right? Yeah. And
1:18:41
she's not, the hair's too much, there's
1:18:43
something about it. She's not that hot. Speaking
1:18:45
of the Super Bowl halftime show, it's her
1:18:47
and J.Lo and I thought, I was always
1:18:49
thinking like why is Shakira there? Why
1:18:52
do we need Shakira for? Her
1:18:54
or Mona Lisa? Yeah, they're both
1:18:57
like, they're both six and a half. Like
1:18:59
she's just basically training
1:19:01
wheels for J.Lo's ass. Just
1:19:04
let J.Lo's ass take the limelight. Let
1:19:06
it shake in the name of all those kids
1:19:08
in cages. Her heart breaks for her, you know,
1:19:10
while she's shaking her ass the entire time and
1:19:13
try humping a mic stand and stuff like that in
1:19:15
the name of equality. Yeah, yeah,
1:19:18
Shakira doesn't, I think, I
1:19:21
don't think, I think we've done one of
1:19:23
those things where we think there's a lot.
1:19:26
Like we go, oh yeah, Shakira, yeah, yeah,
1:19:28
she's on there, but she doesn't need to
1:19:30
be on any of these lists. Yeah. I
1:19:32
don't think so. Can we all just name
1:19:34
one song she's done? Well
1:19:36
I don't care for her voice. Right,
1:19:38
she's not that hot, her voice, her hair's
1:19:41
frizzy. You know what it is? It's
1:19:43
the, that it's the shaking of
1:19:45
the bum that you associate with like
1:19:47
guys like that. It's what's her name.
1:19:50
I can't think of it, it was
1:19:52
just on, hosted Saturday Night Live a
1:19:54
few weeks ago with the bosoms. That's
1:19:56
like her thing, the pictures of Sydney
1:19:59
Sweeney. The Me: I was interested
1:20:01
when I was watching that and because I
1:20:03
wasn't aware of her. But then there was
1:20:05
a lot of fall out to match boob
1:20:07
Pixar at all. That's all it's. I'm. Wondering
1:20:09
where Adam Corolla comes out? Because
1:20:11
you're You're a long time outspoken
1:20:13
fan of bosom. So ah, okay,
1:20:15
my bosom thought. My
1:20:18
bosom thought is i I go
1:20:21
back to was strange things What
1:20:23
was that movie. Strains.
1:20:26
Days. Was. A strange since
1:20:28
we're who just won the Academy award or
1:20:31
skyn the when they can reward for strangers.
1:20:33
Oh Emma the Emma Stone or was more
1:20:35
thing for things I keep going. Strange things
1:20:37
for sex arts. Emma Stone it
1:20:39
is Naked that entire movie that this
1:20:42
literally they saw a second half of
1:20:44
the movie our ten minutes a her
1:20:46
just. Fully. Naked everywhere all the
1:20:48
time. And. I
1:20:50
heard or nudity is kind of like.
1:20:53
Hum. How you
1:20:55
feel it A Brazilian state place when
1:20:57
you're like no more Me I've had
1:20:59
nothing state of had never your survey
1:21:01
of some softer line integral Isis I
1:21:03
don't want to see more building I
1:21:05
just don't want to see me more
1:21:07
beasts. I thought, your love beef? I do
1:21:09
read up on thugs. I can't do anymore.
1:21:11
It's that's how I felt about her nude.
1:21:14
But. In all these movies.
1:21:17
See. Emma Stone
1:21:19
is a is in a top
1:21:21
like him, she may be aaa
1:21:23
top are some, but she sees
1:21:25
puree cops and a top naked
1:21:27
all the time is just. If
1:21:30
you have a bosom. That. It's
1:21:33
salacious and I'm say like. Are.
1:21:35
They topless or not, is a woman
1:21:37
allowed to be naked or not? He
1:21:40
don't. I mean if if see. If.
1:21:42
Sweeney was in that role. They they people
1:21:44
are one that's that's too much darker. Come
1:21:46
on, that's too much as to what's topless.
1:21:48
But they're really not saying topless. Their sakes
1:21:51
poser me now. Plus this, you know because
1:21:53
it's whether it is. If you if there's
1:21:55
a chip with a big huge rak. and
1:21:58
you go to pay to new They'd
1:22:00
go get the fuck out of here. You just want to
1:22:02
see if she's an a-cup now. You're an artist There's
1:22:06
no problem. Oh, it's that or a bowl of
1:22:08
fruit, but if you're posing me you can't
1:22:10
and so if you look at all the movies Where
1:22:14
there's a naked chick there's unless they need
1:22:16
it and that unless it's like the movie
1:22:19
Hooper or something and Bert Reynolds There's something
1:22:21
check, you know jumping out of a cake
1:22:23
or some some shit like that unless
1:22:26
they need They
1:22:28
don't need it. It's all art and it's
1:22:30
all back to the a-cup. So what we
1:22:33
do is She can
1:22:35
shake, you know JLo and Shakira can shake
1:22:37
their ass until the fucking cows come home
1:22:39
No one says anything But if Sweeney gets
1:22:41
on SNL shows some cleavage cleavage, I was
1:22:43
like, hey without we've crossed the line Like this is
1:22:46
this is no longer art. I
1:22:48
got across the line. Okay. I got
1:22:50
you. That's interesting Yeah, I think it's
1:22:53
right Shakira does something that you like
1:22:55
guys like when women do that And
1:22:58
so that like you're supposed to feel
1:23:00
let's let's put let's put this hypothetical
1:23:02
out there Emma Stone
1:23:04
was legitimately naked for one
1:23:06
hour this film one
1:23:08
hour of full frontal every position
1:23:11
Tits tits and more tits naked. No one said
1:23:13
a word Like I went and
1:23:15
saw it with somebody and I was just sitting there
1:23:17
with her going I didn't know this whole movies about
1:23:19
Emma Stone being naked was like she was getting interviewed
1:23:21
and talk about what a great character and Academy
1:23:24
Awards and stuff. There was no that's up
1:23:27
If that was a if she had a D
1:23:29
cup, we'd know Going in is
1:23:32
what I'm saying And then it would also
1:23:34
cease to be art and then the director
1:23:36
would get accused of using her and her
1:23:38
bozo So which is it society
1:23:40
comes a smudge that that's what I'm saying. Yeah.
1:23:43
Okay. I'm picking up what you're laying down.
1:23:45
I think yeah Thank you. Yeah, I agreed
1:23:47
to All right.
1:23:49
Let's see here. So Shakira was asked
1:23:52
about Barbie and she said my
1:23:55
sons absolutely hated it They felt it was
1:23:57
a masculating and I agree to a certain
1:23:59
extent. I'm raising boys and want them
1:24:01
to feel powerful too while respecting women.
1:24:03
I like pop culture when attempts empower
1:24:05
women without robbing men of their possibility
1:24:07
to be men to also protect and
1:24:09
to provide, I believe in giving women
1:24:11
all the tools and the trust that
1:24:13
we can do it all without losing
1:24:15
our essence, without losing our femininity. I
1:24:19
think that men have a purpose in society and
1:24:21
women have another purpose as well. We complement each
1:24:23
other and that complement should not be lost. Yeah,
1:24:26
that's controversial. It is. Men
1:24:29
and women. Yeah. Yeah, you
1:24:31
know, but the whole thing is, I just want to
1:24:33
tell Hollywood and this one I want
1:24:35
to tell society. You
1:24:37
can make fun of white dudes all you
1:24:39
want. We don't give a fuck. It's
1:24:42
basically like if
1:24:44
you ever go out and you
1:24:46
do like a corporate-y thing and
1:24:49
it's all just a bunch of super rich
1:24:52
lawyers, like super rich lawyers, you
1:24:55
can go out there and talk about all the
1:24:57
lawyer jokes you want. All these guys are bottom
1:24:59
feeders and amines, they're all just laughing their ass
1:25:01
off. But they're smoking, they're laughing all the way
1:25:04
to the bank. You know what I mean?
1:25:06
I will make fun of Mark Garagas to his
1:25:08
face constantly about what a scumbag lawyer is and
1:25:11
he just laughs because he's getting onto his private
1:25:13
jet. You know, that's the same way. I
1:25:15
know the idea is to settle the white man's hash
1:25:17
and to knock us down a few pegs. Not going
1:25:19
to do it. It's up there
1:25:21
with the black guy calling you a cracker.
1:25:23
Like, I'm going back to my mansion. It
1:25:27
doesn't work. They try, but it
1:25:29
doesn't work. The thing that it
1:25:32
goes back to you hate when
1:25:34
you have to do the
1:25:37
corporate classes about like you can't
1:25:39
hear is what defines sexual harassment
1:25:41
and all of that. It
1:25:44
kind of is related to your long
1:25:46
standing complaint about why do we all
1:25:48
have to drink out of those crappy
1:25:50
plastic beer bottles at the ballpark because
1:25:53
there are a couple of people who
1:25:55
misbehave with glass bottles. This
1:25:58
is the thing that you, it's hard to do. The say
1:26:00
that sounds politically incorrect. That is the
1:26:02
reality and so it's hard for people
1:26:04
to except and people don't want to
1:26:06
be on the wrong side of this.
1:26:09
If you are a sixty one
1:26:11
year old. Creepy. Guy.
1:26:14
Who. Is on, camped in, doesn't
1:26:17
shower every day or whatever, and you
1:26:19
start going up into the Cuba goal
1:26:21
of a twenty six year old coworker.
1:26:24
And. Behaving in a certain way. The
1:26:26
reaction is going to be very different
1:26:28
than if you are ruggedly handsome thirty
1:26:30
two year old that will be received
1:26:32
differently. but we have been informed now
1:26:34
that the reacts in must be one
1:26:37
size fits all sort of like we
1:26:39
were just talking about with the soccer
1:26:41
president guy like okay don't put your
1:26:43
mitts on what you kissing me middle
1:26:45
aged man. He's. The kind of
1:26:47
reaction and we have we've now accepted like.
1:26:50
It. Is an absolute wrong to do.
1:26:52
But the reality is is that's exactly
1:26:55
what secure as talking about is what
1:26:57
some percentage of women like. They like
1:26:59
man to be a man and all
1:27:01
that kind of stuff. But of course
1:27:03
everybody can't behave in the same way
1:27:05
because the reactor would be beverage. They
1:27:08
built the losers acting like George Clooney
1:27:10
will get a different response from the
1:27:13
same woman. right? You understand what I
1:27:15
yeah right? Yes, I don't agree as
1:27:17
Daves a loser but you know what
1:27:19
I mean. What the yes a The
1:27:22
pods only parts see screwed up as
1:27:24
the empowering women both says this empowering
1:27:26
doesn't work for anybody would talk about
1:27:28
for over decades exams power and ironically
1:27:31
the guy who played Ten. Can.
1:27:33
Behave how every once in women will swoon
1:27:35
for that. But go ahead and try that.
1:27:37
If you look like my Dawson, go to
1:27:39
the doctor. That was the right one. I'm
1:27:41
putting myself in that oh, the reactor will
1:27:43
be different. So and
1:27:46
we can get a job of Sorensen and because
1:27:48
or next guest is. A.
1:27:50
Them and as his brother. Miss.
1:27:52
his brother of brother what comes
1:27:54
rather for their avigdor married o's
1:27:57
are not oh yes sir common
1:27:59
law though Yeah, common point
1:28:01
stay together Russell and Han
1:28:03
yeah modern so conjoined
1:28:05
twins Abby and Brittany Hensall
1:28:09
They first gained national attention. They appeared on
1:28:11
Oprah 96 They
1:28:13
share a bloodstream and all organs below the waist
1:28:16
one controls the right arm and leg and the
1:28:18
other one controls the left arm Mm-hmm
1:28:20
and legs. So what if I'm just
1:28:22
got married? Yeah, and Internet's
1:28:26
going nuts. Well the original Siamese
1:28:30
twins, I think and
1:28:32
somebody can look this up, but the sort
1:28:34
of famous original, you know 1920
1:28:37
Siamese my all-time one of my all-time favorite
1:28:39
true. I think one had like seven kids
1:28:42
Yeah, they had nine kids or something like
1:28:44
that. They did the same thing that
1:28:47
Gyna colleges say, you know, you go. Well, what
1:28:50
if Rock Hill Wells came in here? I just
1:28:52
tuned it out It's not a thing, you know
1:28:54
I just I just I'm used to it or
1:28:56
whatever they that the partner always just said the
1:28:58
conjoined twins just goes I just I'm
1:29:01
just reading a book, you know while they're going while
1:29:03
they're going at it, you know Although
1:29:06
you got it first off When
1:29:08
you talk to the husband who's
1:29:11
banging the one conjoined twin, right?
1:29:14
And you're having a few beers Maybe just talking them at
1:29:16
a bar and you're watching a ballgame and you get to
1:29:18
that talk like, you know They always do that thing. Yeah,
1:29:21
you're been with a blackjack, you know, there we go. Yeah
1:29:25
I'm in college. I was with her Ever
1:29:27
been with two chicks What
1:29:31
do you mean, you know like
1:29:33
a threesome Well
1:29:39
Yeah, I mean would they
1:29:42
share the same organs, huh What
1:29:46
are you Frankenstein You've
1:29:48
been with two chicks. Yeah Yeah,
1:29:51
I mean sorta. Yeah one for sure bipolar
1:29:55
I See
1:29:57
how I put this. Okay. Let's see we
1:29:59
break this down Were they both in the same
1:30:01
room? Oh yeah. Okay, then you've been with
1:30:03
when one was watching. She
1:30:06
may have been for some of the
1:30:08
time, but okay, were you all in
1:30:10
bed together? Oh yeah. Okay,
1:30:15
so you were then
1:30:18
with the, you had
1:30:20
a threesome then. I
1:30:23
don't know. I don't know if
1:30:26
I want to take it that far. I'm
1:30:28
gonna turn over all the cards. I don't know what
1:30:30
that, I don't think I can figure out if he's
1:30:32
had a threesome or not. Or the
1:30:34
guy got a little cocky and started bragging about
1:30:37
a threesome, and then his friend would come back
1:30:39
from the bathroom. It was all three, a conjoined
1:30:41
twins. Okay, give me
1:30:43
a break, Casanova. The,
1:30:48
this is, they have like, it's,
1:30:50
if you've seen the
1:30:53
twins, it's two heads
1:30:55
on one body, basically. But what you're talking
1:30:57
about are the famous twins that were in
1:30:59
the Guinness Book and everything. Their
1:31:02
story is just
1:31:04
wild. I mean, they live next door to each
1:31:07
other. So they would live with one family and
1:31:09
then go next door and live with the other
1:31:11
family for like a week here and then a
1:31:13
week at the other place. And to your point,
1:31:15
really imagine reproducing. Imagine in
1:31:18
coitus, I mean, with
1:31:20
these girls too. But the
1:31:22
best thing is about these guys, it's like,
1:31:24
what a crazy and troubling
1:31:27
life, but good for them that they were
1:31:29
able to be individuals and have their own
1:31:31
lives separate, ironically,
1:31:33
or otherwise. Late
1:31:35
in life, they became slave
1:31:37
owners. What? That's
1:31:40
true. That's true. The
1:31:43
Siamese twins? Really?
1:31:45
Yes. They owned a plantation. Wow.
1:31:49
And what if a slave made a run for it? Catch
1:31:51
up to them? Let's try it. Hand a
1:31:53
bike. Dawson,
1:31:56
now you got to find the man with two
1:31:58
heads for it though. Rosie Greer
1:32:00
in like George
1:32:03
Pappard or something. Have you ever seen
1:32:05
this movie trailer? No, I don't
1:32:07
think there's the greatest Movie
1:32:10
trailer of all time now, wait
1:32:12
a minute. They they you
1:32:14
can own a plantation without owning slaves
1:32:16
There's something that the timing doesn't seem
1:32:19
right. I love it. Do it by
1:32:21
the way. That's why I was out
1:32:23
I Just
1:32:26
saw some cheap plantation land and then I thought
1:32:29
oh hey gonna work Yeah, and then I was
1:32:31
like, oh, okay. So it just comes it
1:32:33
just comes with a tool. Okay, can please
1:32:36
yep Live in luxury as plantation owners what
1:32:38
year though? I mean it was like turn
1:32:40
of the century right? 1850s Oh
1:32:44
Had to be before the Civil War, right?
1:32:46
I Guess so. I thought that
1:32:48
the timing didn't quite but I mean their story is why
1:32:50
I have twins in 19 So
1:32:53
the place in 19, but you feel
1:32:55
bad for them, but then they dress
1:32:57
like gentlemen They dress they dress like
1:32:59
fancy dapper Dan's but then they owned
1:33:01
but then they were slave owners So
1:33:03
you don't feel bad for them after
1:33:05
you hear that this is Chang and
1:33:07
egg Bunker a bunker plantations produced wheat
1:33:09
rye corn oats and potatoes raised cows
1:33:11
sheep They did
1:33:13
not grow tobacco which may suggest that
1:33:15
their plantation was run primarily to feed the
1:33:18
family and its slaves Oh,
1:33:20
wow, so they had slaves who knew
1:33:23
But yet they characterized the treatment of slaves as The
1:33:27
press characterized the treatment of slaves as
1:33:29
particularly harsh though the twins
1:33:32
Denied these accusations It's
1:33:35
not really the face like they're not
1:33:37
poster children for slave owners mean
1:33:40
guys So
1:33:42
their wives supervise the slaves and raise money
1:33:44
for their education. They're more hands-off I'd farm
1:33:46
out the slavery to my old lady. It's
1:33:48
like I listen I Want to
1:33:50
be good slave owner? You be bad slave owner You
1:33:53
know, I'll come by camp at night offering some cigarettes
1:33:55
and go this is some fucked up shit right you?
1:33:57
Yeah, the one wife is out dealing with the slaves.
1:34:00
The two fellows erm enough know there
1:34:02
are there bad now they're doing that.
1:34:04
Yeah. high salary either girl we have
1:34:06
the man is it the man with
1:34:08
two heads. It's. The thing
1:34:10
was to a same with you I'd
1:34:12
say we prepare for the greatest movie
1:34:14
trailer ever assembled. It
1:34:20
seems like a good idea that time
1:34:22
for white Big it was dying and
1:34:24
the black so brother needed time to
1:34:26
prepare our to. I
1:34:31
want a transplant, my head done, a healthy.
1:34:33
But like. I like to donate
1:34:35
more by to science after all. so
1:34:37
they transplant of the Whitehead under the
1:34:39
book body would have that. Neither would
1:34:41
care for the idea too much. As
1:34:45
bad as the amount of. Support
1:34:50
about that V or that I
1:34:52
love is I who do that.
1:34:55
Either one would care for the
1:34:57
idea Us to minus one last
1:34:59
time there. Is
1:35:02
no go back. Ten
1:35:04
seconds. Reality this the greatest and will check.
1:35:06
Come on you all me Now this. Oh
1:35:09
my God. What the how's that possible? Never
1:35:11
heard of it now regarded. Who would have
1:35:13
suspected that neither would care for the idea
1:35:15
too much. Government.
1:35:20
Shot at. Risk.
1:35:22
To you. We.
1:35:24
Are joined the gear their
1:35:27
temporarily. One
1:35:31
in his office tower made me
1:35:33
source or shut up. A that's
1:35:35
don't Eyes are known. York Times
1:35:38
stick together. So
1:35:47
far so good and how about taken or
1:35:50
have to face of. my
1:35:54
number seven on the best Man,
1:36:01
this car's a real dud. Could I have
1:36:04
a cigarette? Oh, sure honey. Oh,
1:36:06
here's the game. He's...
1:36:12
We've spoken while I'm eating. This
1:36:17
is the greatest lucky ever, man. That's
1:36:24
some more Rosie Greer with a white man's hat
1:36:26
attached. I retired from
1:36:28
football for this. He
1:36:31
may have still been playing. Oh
1:36:34
my God. You
1:36:40
okay, Harry? Harry?
1:36:46
Every 70s movie was cop cars trying
1:36:49
to follow bad guys and ending up
1:36:51
in a trend. Why
1:36:57
don't you stay here for a little while? It's
1:37:00
no use, honey. Maybe
1:37:02
when I get used to it. Now
1:37:08
you know you got to go. Oh,
1:37:12
see, he wanted some lovin'. Wow,
1:37:17
what? I've never even heard of
1:37:19
that. That's amazing. That's
1:37:21
a great movie of all time, right? Move over, face
1:37:24
off. That's right. All
1:37:26
right, Shek, we've got to
1:37:29
make some room for Carlo Mendez who's
1:37:31
coming in here. I
1:37:34
should give you a plug. Minus 3 with
1:37:36
Kevin Hinch, our favorite, and extra points
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with Sarah Tian, our second favorite. Podcast,
1:37:42
shoot him a tweet, at
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damashek and Instagram at ddamashek
1:37:46
as well. We will... Oh,
1:37:49
sorry, is there a second guest here? Did I miss something?
1:37:51
Oh, they said yes here. Oh, he is here. Why is
1:37:53
it like two minutes on the... Oh, the trailer's two minutes.
1:37:57
All right, I got it. Well, talk to Carlo. Hey,
1:38:00
don't miss Ace-O. He's going
1:38:02
to be at the Kookaburra
1:38:05
Lounge. Kookaburra Lounge. Go see
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1:38:09
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1:40:41
called Demise. It's available now on
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1:40:46
demand and it's a romantic
1:40:49
thriller. I'm trying to think of how I
1:40:51
would identify it. Yeah, they're describing it as
1:40:53
a new, nor kind of like a fun,
1:40:55
sexy thriller. Yeah, well it
1:40:57
works. And you got the right look
1:40:59
for that. You
1:41:02
must get some telenovela
1:41:06
offers and stuff. You should know he's a
1:41:08
very attractive man who looks after
1:41:10
himself. Yeah, but just the one thing
1:41:13
I don't want to do, telenovela,
1:41:16
nothing against it. It's
1:41:19
not the best quality of acting
1:41:22
or of storylines. It is the same thing with Don
1:41:24
did. Oh my God, my twin brother. Oh my God,
1:41:26
your wife died but she came back and
1:41:28
disappeared. And then my husband's your brother's uncle's
1:41:30
friend. Yeah, there's no one. You're
1:41:32
right, I shouldn't have brought that up. No,
1:41:35
no, it's fine. But you got to look good. And
1:41:37
you look good. Thank you. A
1:41:39
strong genetic hand. I guess everyone in... Is
1:41:42
your family... I mean your sister even
1:41:44
is obviously very beautiful. But
1:41:48
is everyone in the family
1:41:50
aesthetically pleasing? You know, I
1:41:52
don't think my dad... I've
1:41:55
always said that my dad is like a milkman because
1:41:57
I don't think he looks... I don't think we look
1:41:59
like this. in the eyes. My
1:42:01
dad is not the most handsome man, but yeah,
1:42:03
I mean, my
1:42:05
sister's beautiful. I got two other sisters on my
1:42:08
dad's side that are very beautiful as well. So
1:42:10
I guess, yeah, we got lucky with the genetic
1:42:12
pool there. Did you guys, you
1:42:15
grew up in Los Angeles and then went to
1:42:17
Miami? Or what's, how did it work? Well,
1:42:20
I was born here in LA, raised in Miami because we have
1:42:22
the same dad, different mom. So I was
1:42:24
born here, raised in Miami, and then my sister
1:42:26
was born in Miami, raised over here. Oh,
1:42:29
okay. So are you guys close?
1:42:31
Are you tight? Yeah, yeah, we are. Yeah,
1:42:33
I told her I got five sisters, had
1:42:35
one brother, and yeah, we're
1:42:37
all pretty close. Like I
1:42:39
said, on my dad's side, I'm close to them, and on mom's
1:42:41
side, it's separate, but I'm close to them as well. It's
1:42:44
so confusing. It's all over the place, Hispanic family.
1:42:47
When you go to visit and
1:42:49
Ryan Gosling answers the door and
1:42:52
you're standing there, and there's
1:42:54
someone who's better looking than
1:42:56
him standing in this doorway,
1:42:58
he's got to be freaked out and confused, right? I
1:43:01
don't know. I don't know about that. He's
1:43:03
such an awesome guy. He's so nice, so
1:43:05
great, so down to earth. He's such an
1:43:07
awesome guy. They both are just, they got
1:43:09
lucky with each other, I'll tell you that.
1:43:11
They're both just amazing people. Yeah, she
1:43:14
took some heat or something a week ago
1:43:16
when she was like, well, I stopped acting
1:43:18
so I could raise kids. And then everyone
1:43:20
was like, he forced her to stop acting.
1:43:22
And it's like, we're such a fucked up
1:43:24
society that if a mom just says, hey,
1:43:26
I got money and I've done
1:43:28
this and now I'm going to do a job
1:43:30
that I think is more important, then we all
1:43:32
have to shift some sort of blame or some
1:43:34
societal something. I'm just like, she's
1:43:37
comfortable and she loves her kids, so she wants
1:43:39
to do this for a while. There's nothing more
1:43:41
important than family. If she would have done the
1:43:43
opposite, like, oh, I'm going to continue working, and
1:43:45
then people would be like, oh, why aren't you
1:43:47
taking care of your kids? You can never win,
1:43:49
especially in this industry, you can never, ever
1:43:52
win. She took a backburn
1:43:54
to raise the girls and
1:43:58
just not worry about acting. And why not?
1:44:00
I mean, family's the most important thing in the
1:44:02
world. That's it, there's nothing that tops, especially when
1:44:04
you have kids, nothing tops that. So I saw
1:44:06
some of the comments too, and I'm like, it's
1:44:08
just ridiculous how people just like to just blame
1:44:12
and never have anything good to say. Well,
1:44:14
how would it work? So
1:44:16
if you're a woman and you get
1:44:18
a couple of nannies and then you
1:44:20
go out and work the entire time,
1:44:23
then you get criticized for farming everything
1:44:25
out to the nannies, and
1:44:27
then if you say, I'd like to stay
1:44:29
home and raise my kids, then you get
1:44:31
criticized for putting your career on hold. And
1:44:34
I think the criticism was it's like
1:44:36
she didn't have a choice in it, but
1:44:38
I'm sure if she wanted to work, she
1:44:40
could work. Of course. And Ryan would probably,
1:44:42
you know. Yeah, of course, she can still work.
1:44:44
She still has a name, she's a great actress. She
1:44:46
can still work and get an nanny, but she wants
1:44:48
to raise her family on her own, be
1:44:51
there for them, you know? So there's nothing wrong
1:44:53
with it, but just people just
1:44:55
complain and bitch about anything and
1:44:58
everything, no matter what it is, you know? Yeah,
1:45:00
although I do that. I
1:45:02
do too, but you know, at least make
1:45:05
it make sense, you know? Are
1:45:07
you married, do you have kids? You single?
1:45:09
Not married, I have a girlfriend, no kids.
1:45:12
I don't know if I want to have kids, to be honest. I
1:45:14
got 19, 18 nephews and nieces. Oh
1:45:17
boy. I need to turn all my siblings. And I'm
1:45:20
already 45, and I'm like, I
1:45:22
don't know if I want to start a family at this
1:45:24
age already, and yeah, it's tough. If
1:45:26
it happens, it happens, but I'm not looking forward
1:45:28
to it, and I'm not, I
1:45:30
really don't want to. Well, all right, let's try to
1:45:33
figure this out, because I
1:45:35
was at a car museum over the weekend, and
1:45:38
we're talking about Jay Leno, who has
1:45:40
no kids. And,
1:45:42
you know, my dad not having kids
1:45:45
would have been fine, but my
1:45:47
dad didn't own 200 priceless cars,
1:45:49
you know? And at a certain
1:45:51
point, when the dad gets into
1:45:53
the 70s, like Jay is, and
1:45:56
you go, what's going to happen to all
1:45:58
these private There's this
1:46:00
collection of supercars and the one thing you
1:46:02
know what people don't really understand about jazz
1:46:04
This is a shop the other day the
1:46:07
cars are priceless and everyone the
1:46:09
cars the cars What about the value of the collection?
1:46:12
How about the hundred thousand square foot
1:46:14
of? Warehouse
1:46:16
in prime real estate. Yeah, like you
1:46:18
forgetting whatever you do with the cars
1:46:22
tack on another 40 million
1:46:26
in warehouses You
1:46:29
forget about what the roof over the cars you
1:46:31
act like the cars like as them all in
1:46:33
the driveway of his house It's
1:46:35
warehouse after warehouse after warehouse
1:46:37
in Super expensive warehouse
1:46:39
district has he alluded to what he's
1:46:41
gonna do with I ask him
1:46:44
every time he says I don't
1:46:46
care I'm gone you guys worry
1:46:48
about it. I'm like, you know, who'd be
1:46:50
a pretty good custodian with those cars a
1:46:53
summer and a girl over here Yeah,
1:46:56
but you know, we he has conservatorship over
1:46:58
his wife now So you start, you know,
1:47:00
you think oh you start thinking about the
1:47:02
future? Yeah, you know and so
1:47:05
but here's the here's what I'm thinking Here's
1:47:07
what I said. I said look Obviously
1:47:11
his wife didn't push the kid
1:47:13
agenda because most
1:47:15
guys I know Are
1:47:17
kind of ambivalent, you know, I got
1:47:20
twins and they're 17 boy
1:47:22
girl and me and my wife Tried
1:47:24
to have kids the natural way and it
1:47:26
didn't work out and my take was well,
1:47:29
I guess God doesn't want us to have
1:47:31
kids I'm gonna go watch SportsCenter now and
1:47:34
not pay for anyone's braces, you know And
1:47:36
then she's like no we got to do
1:47:38
in vitro and whatever and eventually I have
1:47:40
kids and I'm happy we have kids But
1:47:42
I I think it's the woman like if
1:47:44
Jay Leno's wife really wanted kids Then
1:47:47
they would probably have kids guys are a
1:47:49
little bit along for the ride So
1:47:52
if you have a girlfriend that's 31
1:47:54
and she really wants kids You're
1:47:56
probably gonna have kids if she's like I'm in to
1:47:58
travel and hanging out then you probably
1:48:00
won't. Yeah, yeah, I mean it can happen. I'm just
1:48:03
not looking forward to it. Like I have a couple
1:48:05
of buddies of mine that in their 50s had kids
1:48:07
in their early 50s, you know. And
1:48:09
for men, you know, as we know, we can, you know, I
1:48:11
keep pretty good shape, you know, I can keep, you know, going,
1:48:13
I can have kids later on in life and, you know, keep
1:48:15
up with them. But I just
1:48:18
never just seeing how this world is and
1:48:20
seeing how, how much, how hard it
1:48:22
is to raise kids and everything. I'm like, ah, and
1:48:24
my career is not where I wanted to be either.
1:48:27
Maybe if my career was, was where I wanted to
1:48:29
be, then I'd be like, okay, maybe I can have
1:48:31
a kid because I definitely want to have just one.
1:48:33
If I have, it's got to be two. I would
1:48:35
not want to have an only child. Oh, really? Yeah,
1:48:37
yeah. Because it's, it's, there's nothing better
1:48:39
than having siblings next to you. I mean, you got twins.
1:48:41
Yeah. And thank God they have each
1:48:43
other, you know, but having just being an only child probably
1:48:46
is terrible, I guess, you know. But
1:48:50
yeah, just like if it happens, it happens, but I'm
1:48:52
not looking forward to it. All right. Yeah.
1:48:56
And again, I don't know, Chris, I don't know how
1:48:58
you were. It's
1:49:00
rare that I meet the guy that's gung
1:49:02
ho for kids. They're out there. Right. Yeah.
1:49:06
But I rarely meet the gung hoers. I meet the
1:49:08
along for the riders. I mean,
1:49:10
you can't really tell your kids this, although
1:49:12
I guess my kids could listen to the
1:49:14
podcast. Yeah, they'll find it. But it's, it's,
1:49:16
you're kind of along for the ride
1:49:18
on, on the kids. And then there's
1:49:20
like 10% of guys who really want
1:49:23
the kids, you know, but
1:49:25
I don't know where you really want it
1:49:27
along for the ride. I
1:49:29
was along for the ride for
1:49:31
most of it. And then just like there was a, there
1:49:33
was a switch. Oh, then you have to pretend like you
1:49:35
want to. There's a switch and I love my, I love
1:49:37
my wife, I love my kids and it just all worked
1:49:39
out perfectly. No, it is. It's
1:49:43
true. You're, you're happy that
1:49:45
you, you had kids. I
1:49:48
had triplets and one of them sloughed
1:49:50
off. Like so I could have had
1:49:52
three. That's what doc. That's what happened to Dr. Drew.
1:49:55
He had triplets. So Yeah,
1:49:57
I mean, if you want to be philosophical about it.
1:50:00
I. Don't think there's. Another Jay
1:50:03
Leno ass. They have kids analytic
1:50:05
I need twins. I think anyone
1:50:07
needs anything that you just sort
1:50:09
of. His. And any live
1:50:11
with it and live with the average. A
1:50:13
Cappuccino Roberts, you know, Didn't they have kids
1:50:15
in the early eighties? Yes. late seventies, Early
1:50:18
eighties? Yes. And that could be you. That.
1:50:21
As as and. Same
1:50:24
asleep before them. Tony.
1:50:26
Randall. From. And
1:50:28
we can look this up. Tony. Randall
1:50:31
from the odd couple I believe
1:50:33
had a kid in his eighties
1:50:35
and I also think up ah,
1:50:38
Anthony Quinn. As an agreement
1:50:40
as your brother greet. Had.
1:50:42
Like it's his winnings? like eighty seven.
1:50:44
To. So this ships not. Not.
1:50:47
Brian not brand new. So
1:50:51
what do you mean that career wise like
1:50:53
how to work the career like not where
1:50:55
you wanna be? What is that was a
1:50:58
minority want to be ah you know to
1:51:00
to be completely honest and frank and just
1:51:02
or to be a working actor greater when
1:51:04
be good actor I would be great actor
1:51:06
but I'm just not there yet I set
1:51:08
my my job I'm still struggling to get
1:51:11
out. descend into good acting works will make
1:51:13
two years now I wanted to be as
1:51:15
of working fulltime. Do. Is
1:51:18
are you know? I mean you're so aesthetically
1:51:20
pleasing. The get what they do this thing
1:51:22
all the time or they go. Women are
1:51:25
beautiful so they get pass in the role
1:51:27
of the dumb blonds. Yeah, but that's a
1:51:29
two way street. The guys get thrown into
1:51:31
those roles. To. If you
1:51:34
don't look like whenever they think you know
1:51:36
you know show more times I guess I
1:51:38
I get you know like how does the
1:51:40
jerk role or the row that's just my
1:51:42
late got I like comedy I love being
1:51:45
funny so it's one of my made things
1:51:47
but it's like I don't always get a
1:51:49
rose that I want like demise ah I
1:51:51
really love that role be to the shorter
1:51:53
range of me going from like a normal
1:51:56
guy and without giving away too much this
1:51:58
sums with concerns me game and. and you
1:52:00
see some things about me, they're like, oh, I didn't think
1:52:02
this guy could pull that off. Like, some of the cast
1:52:04
were like, or the crew, they were like, oh, we didn't
1:52:06
know you can get like that. Like, or cry like that,
1:52:09
or get that angry, you know, type of stuff. So, yeah,
1:52:11
it can work against you. Is there
1:52:13
any, Tony Randall had his last kid when he was 78? 78,
1:52:16
wow. Yeah, and
1:52:18
then he lived another six years
1:52:21
after that. Yeah.
1:52:26
All right, now, that's too late. That's
1:52:28
too late. In which you're like mid-70s, early,
1:52:31
early mid-70s. Yeah. To
1:52:34
you, this is a weird, so
1:52:36
we live in a town where everyone always talking
1:52:38
about nepo babies, you
1:52:40
know what I mean? And obviously,
1:52:42
your sister's a big star, married to a
1:52:45
big star. You ever go like, you
1:52:47
know how they do that nepo baby thing? Like,
1:52:49
where they toss some bones? You know, I wanna
1:52:51
do as much as I can on my own.
1:52:53
I know, you know, like, if they, they
1:52:56
give me advice and a little bit of help, but I
1:52:59
just wanna prove myself, you know, like, like
1:53:01
they say, you can lead a horse to the water, it can't
1:53:03
make a drink, you know, like, you can lead
1:53:05
me to the door and open it, but if I don't
1:53:07
do good, if I don't become great, if I don't really
1:53:09
work hard at it, then what's the point of being throwing
1:53:11
things at me? So I wanna do as much as I
1:53:13
can on my own. And I know that the name, because
1:53:15
my sister has a bigger name than me, it's gonna be
1:53:18
associated at first with me, but I imagine
1:53:20
there'll be, you know, hopefully, further
1:53:22
going along with my career, that it'll
1:53:24
be like, oh, Carloh Mendez on his
1:53:26
own. Carloh Mendez did it, you know, and I just wanna do
1:53:28
as much as I can on my own. Like, one of my
1:53:30
goals is to actually book a movie with Ryan Gosling, show up
1:53:32
on set and be like, what are you doing
1:53:35
here? I'm like, I booked it on my own without
1:53:37
any help. That's one of my goals,
1:53:39
is to do that as much as I can
1:53:41
and just prove that I'm an actor, that I
1:53:43
can do it, that this is my passion. Yeah,
1:53:47
it's tough because it is
1:53:49
a job where there's so many
1:53:52
people who want to do
1:53:54
it in so few spots.
1:53:56
It's, you know, up there with
1:53:59
playing short. stop for the Yankees,
1:54:01
you know, every kid goes
1:54:03
through that fantasy of, you know, I
1:54:05
want to and you
1:54:07
have to because you grow up watching movies
1:54:10
and you sit there and you watch movies and everyone
1:54:12
looks cool and bigger in life and then you just
1:54:14
go like when you when you
1:54:17
whenever they interview Arnold
1:54:19
Schwarzenegger or whatever is it we go to
1:54:21
the movie house and we turn on and
1:54:23
there it is Steve Reeves Hercules, you know,
1:54:25
and then I wanted to be you know
1:54:27
when you're nine you go that yeah that's
1:54:30
gonna be me and they have
1:54:32
so many people who want to do it and
1:54:34
there's so few slots maybe
1:54:37
hmm I
1:54:39
got an idea what do we
1:54:42
treated it like presidential terms like
1:54:44
you get a term like you get two movies
1:54:46
and then you're out and you're out you know
1:54:48
what I mean make it make room turnover you
1:54:51
know Al Pacino and that
1:54:53
De Niro what do you guys got
1:54:55
two thousand movies which is you're hogging up
1:54:57
all the space clear out it's
1:54:59
good to get fresh blood in there and that's
1:55:01
the thing about demise demise it's bringing in a
1:55:03
lot of new actors into this movie and stuff
1:55:05
like that you know like pretty much even though
1:55:07
I've been at it for 14 15 years I
1:55:10
you know people are just finding out about me
1:55:13
so it's it's kind of like that and there's
1:55:15
yeah Liz and you got Chris on the movie
1:55:17
that are just upcoming actresses you know making making
1:55:19
way for new actors you know if you got
1:55:21
other stuff you're into like if you weren't in
1:55:24
taxes but wasn't acting I probably would have been
1:55:26
a police officer cop oh yeah I applied like
1:55:28
years ago long story short I applied to be
1:55:30
a cop in Miami and I remember when I
1:55:33
was I passed the first part of the test
1:55:35
and I go wow this is it if I
1:55:37
if I passed this if I
1:55:39
go to the next level this is it
1:55:41
it's not just a job it's a career and I
1:55:43
long hard look at myself and I said no it's
1:55:45
not gonna make me fully happy so I put my
1:55:48
stuff in my car I drove out to LA yeah
1:55:51
I wanted to be I tried to be a
1:55:53
fireman same same thing but there
1:55:56
is a thing where
1:55:58
if you have a goal Like
1:56:00
I was telling somebody yesterday. I
1:56:03
always wanted to do comedy, but I was a carpenter.
1:56:06
And then people would say, get your contractor's license,
1:56:08
buy a new truck, get a crew. And I'd
1:56:10
go, no, then I'm in. Then, then, then that's
1:56:12
goodbye to the dream. That's it? I'd
1:56:14
rather just drive the shitty truck and not
1:56:17
have my license and treat it like something
1:56:19
I was transitioning out of, even though it
1:56:21
was a decade for me, rather than go,
1:56:23
that's the whole thing. Get
1:56:25
the mortgage, get the payment, the truck payment,
1:56:28
have the family with the kids. Now, you're
1:56:30
pretty much locked in. And that's it. And
1:56:32
there's nothing wrong with it, but you're locked in. And then
1:56:35
next thing you know, 15, 20, 30 years ago, you're like,
1:56:37
whoa, where did my life go? Well,
1:56:39
there's nothing wrong with it if that's what you want. Like
1:56:43
I wish I wanted more
1:56:45
of a civilian job. It's maybe
1:56:47
an easier life. It's sort of like
1:56:50
in fat checks. It's better. It's
1:56:52
easier. It's easier. It's
1:56:54
less heartbreaking, less disappointment, less
1:56:56
rejection. And
1:56:59
less competition. Less competition, 100%. Anthony
1:57:02
Quinn had his last child at
1:57:04
age 81, died five years later.
1:57:08
So again, still got time.
1:57:13
So wanted to be a cop, maybe
1:57:16
flirted with it. But now
1:57:19
what else besides acting? I mean,
1:57:21
the vintage cars, soccer,
1:57:23
fishing, paragliding. You know, just
1:57:25
I guess in that sense,
1:57:27
I'm kind of like boring.
1:57:30
I just go to the gym, work out, watch
1:57:32
movies. I love collecting stuff.
1:57:34
I collect stamps and coins and
1:57:37
just spend time with family, you know,
1:57:39
just that kind of stuff. And
1:57:41
then just been really just honing in on
1:57:43
my craft, honing in on just being an actor
1:57:45
and just really focusing on that. You're one of
1:57:47
these guys who probably likes the gym because
1:57:50
you get results. Yeah. You
1:57:53
know what I mean? I realize that we
1:57:55
tell everyone go to the gym, go to the gym,
1:57:57
go to the gym. But if you're one of these
1:57:59
people that goes to the gym. and you sort of
1:58:01
look the same six months later, it's
1:58:03
hard to get you going because
1:58:05
it's like, what's the deal? It's
1:58:07
like people that move well like
1:58:09
dancing because they go, oh, it's
1:58:11
great. It's like, yeah, but if you're clunky
1:58:13
and you're on your heels, you don't really
1:58:15
like it. Then people go, you should dance
1:58:18
every day for at least an hour. And
1:58:20
I go, I don't want to because nothing's
1:58:22
coming out the other end. Well, what I
1:58:24
always tell people is it gets to a
1:58:26
point after when you work out, it's not
1:58:28
even physical anymore. It's all mental. For your
1:58:30
mental stability. There's times where I'm
1:58:32
like, I don't want to go to the gym, but then I
1:58:34
go work out and I come back out. I'm like, oh my
1:58:36
God, I feel like a new man. You're
1:58:39
amazing. At this point, I've been working out for almost
1:58:41
20 years. It's just, it's all mental
1:58:43
now. It's not physical. Thankfully physical
1:58:45
has transformed, but it's all mental and it
1:58:47
makes me feel so much better afterwards. I'll
1:58:50
tell you my latest thing. 20
1:58:52
pound weighted vest. I'm too
1:58:54
fucking lazy to go lift weights and do all
1:58:57
the shit I used to do. I
1:58:59
run bleachers and all the shit. I played high school
1:59:01
box and stuff, all the shit I had to do.
1:59:04
Now I just put on this 20 pound
1:59:06
vest and I just go walk
1:59:08
for an hour every day. And it's like,
1:59:11
it's not quite, you'll find some uphill, get
1:59:13
a little incline going. You don't have to run,
1:59:15
but you do get this 20 pounds on
1:59:17
you and you will feel it when you
1:59:19
get home. And it's,
1:59:22
you can't really get around it. You
1:59:24
can do it. It's totally doable. Find
1:59:26
some incline. You'll get your steps
1:59:28
in, you'll get you working, but you don't feel
1:59:30
like an old man just walking around. You know
1:59:32
what I mean? Get the vest.
1:59:35
That's my new thing. And
1:59:37
as you get older, it gets harder. I told my Achilles
1:59:39
tendon a few years ago and that's been, that still haunts
1:59:42
me to this day. I tore like
1:59:44
almost 10 years ago. Yeah, and it's still
1:59:46
not, you know, 100%. I'm like 70%. There's
1:59:49
days where it just hurts and I can't do much
1:59:51
about it. So yeah. The problem with tearing the Achilles
1:59:53
tendon is everyone does it, wasn't doing
1:59:55
anything other than what they normally do
1:59:57
and it tore. The right.
2:00:00
tour his filming like gridiron gang
2:00:02
like it's just it's
2:00:05
like it never happens and then it happens
2:00:07
yeah and it's never anyone going well I
2:00:09
was skydiving or I was free-based jumping you
2:00:11
know they just go I went out did
2:00:13
what I always bow boom like that might
2:00:15
happen in pain basketball well this is the
2:00:17
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