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From Carolla one studios in Glendale,

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1:46

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1:49

plus Joe Mantegna and of

1:52

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1:54

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2:01

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2:04

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Get a mandate. Get it on. Thanks

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2:13

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2:15

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2:17

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2:20

thank you. That's the way it works. Michael

2:22

Lenoci is here. Stand up, Kamenans.

2:24

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2:27

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2:29

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2:31

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2:36

dot com for all the States. Good to see you, Michael.

2:39

Good to see you. Thanks for having me. And,

2:41

Max Pada. Hey, guys. Alright.

2:43

So we've found some candidates

2:46

for the Rinchera. Playoff

2:48

song, which I'll explain to Michael, and also

2:51

have some thoughts about gay

2:53

flags. And first, a thought

2:55

for the room, just a a basic thought.

2:58

It's all over the news that Tom Brady

3:00

is retiring. And they

3:03

say, Tom Brady, Scott

3:06

announcement.

3:07

Now, Tom Brady is retiring. It's it's

3:09

on all the entertainment shows, on the sports

3:11

shows. He

3:11

did it with a selfie video. It's ubiquitous.

3:14

Yeah. But I'm

3:16

not interested in whether he's retiring. I'm not retiring

3:18

or what his status with Jazelle is or what

3:20

she's doing with the jiu jitsu instructor. In

3:23

Rio. I don't care. But

3:25

I am interested in the fact that Tom

3:29

Brady is a very

3:31

common American name

3:34

and there's nobody else famous

3:36

named Tom Brady. Well,

3:40

because he controls that narrative. But

3:42

there's no general Tom Brady

3:44

from World War two fought in

3:46

the island. Campaigns. There was no

3:48

senator. Now look, you guys are gonna

3:50

be able to do a deep dive and find

3:53

some senator from Wisconsin from,

3:55

you know, eighteen seventy seven named Tom

3:57

Brady. I'm not saying that. Okay. I mean household

3:59

y name. Right. Like Michael j Fox

4:02

is Michael j Fox because there's another

4:05

guy named Mike Fox who was in SAG

4:07

and after before he signed

4:09

up. You you gotta put the j.

4:10

Yeah. And then

4:11

because Michael Fox acts is too common

4:13

a name. Michael

4:14

B. Jordan. Then Michael B.

4:16

Jordan. Yeah. You do have to.

4:18

Right. Tom,

4:22

very ubiquitous.

4:23

Yes. An old classic name. Classic old

4:25

and new. It didn't it didn't go out like

4:28

gertrude or or

4:30

even you know, hezekiah or

4:32

something like that. Tom Brady,

4:35

very ubiquitous. What

4:37

is it about? Tom Brady where

4:39

he's the only if you say Tom Brady, you know,

4:41

it says, which Tom

4:41

Brady? It's just Tom Brady? He

4:43

is the Tom Brady. He probably got tom brady

4:45

at gmail dot com.

4:46

There he There's nobody

4:48

else in the league name, Tom Brady. There's

4:50

nobody there there's no there

4:52

should be a

4:53

actor. There should be a senator. There

4:56

there's still such

4:57

classic names. The fact

4:59

that he came around two thousand one

5:01

too. So, yes, that is true. It's like later

5:03

on in

5:04

life. But there there's now,

5:06

obviously, going forward, nobody's gonna

5:08

go with Tom Brady. They're gonna do Thomas

5:10

Brady or

5:11

Who's this? The famous Thomas Brady. There's

5:13

got I mean, I no. There's nothing else

5:16

can't say. Look. But you can't say there's gotta

5:18

be Is there a famous We don't

5:19

know. What about the

5:20

famous braid? Who has the last name Brady?

5:23

Well, there are a couple of there have been a couple

5:25

of Brady. There's a whole bunch of them in the league.

5:27

There's a bunch in the seventies. They

5:29

call themselves the Brady bunch. But even

5:32

since Tom's been around -- Yeah. -- whether

5:34

there's that. It took you too long to catch you

5:36

on when Chris said there's bunch of them.

5:39

But but you're right. And if my last

5:40

name was Brady and I had a kid, I wouldn't

5:42

name him Tom anymore. Like, it's it's all

5:44

I don't even It's all of Brady and NFL,

5:46

though. There there was there've

5:49

been a couple of braidsies. I don't know.

5:51

Currently, you could find a couple of braids in

5:53

there.

5:53

just

5:53

don't think

5:54

it's an athletic name. There it would have

5:56

to be an it would have to be an But again,

5:58

this is why I said senator general

6:01

-- Jackson. --

6:02

congressman Brady. There's

6:03

definitely there might even I don't use

6:05

all the presidents. You know? But

6:07

it's not even like no. No. The lead

6:09

singer from the plain white teas

6:12

or or rage against the machine.

6:14

That guy's name is Tom Brady or

6:16

insane clown posse or something. There is

6:18

no other Tom

6:19

Brady's. It's the

6:21

most ubiquitous name. And It never

6:23

been a YT's name. It actually taught

6:25

what it is. Yes. Actually, it was a game.

6:27

You knew

6:27

that. I love. Hold on. What does that say? Like the

6:30

plain white tees too. Yeah. Oh, I mean, there you go.

6:32

You say miss Tom? Yeah. miss Tom. But

6:34

not

6:34

crazy.

6:34

I know why we couldn't do it. There's a guy from the

6:36

House of Representatives that, you know,

6:39

magically disappeared twenty eleven.

6:42

Right. But we don't know him.

6:44

No. Why would anyone know that I

6:46

mean, you got my argument wins

6:49

is not that there isn't another

6:51

Tom Brady in the United States. There has to

6:54

be hundreds of Tom

6:56

Brady's. I'm just saying not

6:58

one we've heard of.

7:01

No.

7:01

No. No. Okay. Yeah. There's I

7:04

don't think there's a conspiracy theory. I just

7:06

think it's statistically an

7:09

anomaly.

7:10

That's I just I I think it's just

7:12

such a basic name that it's just not

7:14

a talented name. You're not

7:16

gonna be

7:17

talented. You're synopsis. If you're naming

7:19

someone top You're ready. Yes. You're you're

7:21

saying You're giving up already at birth. You

7:24

are Yep. You're not from the arts.

7:26

Yep. Your parents didn't you

7:28

know, my mom taught interpretive dance and

7:30

my dad was a drama cop.

7:31

There's no way. You and your parents were Tom

7:33

Brady. They were accountants. You know what I mean?

7:36

They're just, like, truck driver. Normal yeah.

7:38

There's no skill -- No. --

7:40

were not introduced into the arts? Nothing.

7:43

Oh, but but what about the military?

7:45

There's gotta be a general that

7:48

we know about. You

7:49

he would have died before he got high ranking.

7:51

You know, he he would have been off. He would have been kicked

7:54

off too. It's just like

7:55

there's no private. That's why this is so

7:57

crazy that when Tom Brady made it,

7:59

he went to the greatest of all

8:01

time. So it's just like for

8:03

all the other Tom's. Okay. He's

8:05

doing all the time brady's. Yeah. Is

8:07

that just the same relation? Brady. There's

8:10

Thomas j Brady who did what?

8:12

Through a And he was a civil war officer,

8:14

but, you know, he had to add the j because there was

8:16

an old Irish general named Tom

8:18

Brady. Thomas Brady. So

8:20

Alright. Are you excited for ubiquitous

8:22

name? I can't

8:24

think. Now look, there's only

8:26

one Yoko owner. Thank Christ. But

8:29

that's a crazy name. Right.

8:31

Yes. There's only one Jerry

8:34

Seinfeld, and that's a pretty unique name

8:36

too. I'm just saying, dirt

8:38

But there's a lot of mean, someone should say

8:40

Tom Brady and another American could

8:42

go. Which one we talk about? We're talking about the senator.

8:44

We're talking about the base player. For

8:47

slipknot? Are we talking about the

8:49

football? What can we do that? Who can we do

8:51

that with? There's gotta be another basic like,

8:53

is is there another one where, like, where what's

8:55

an example where we

8:56

are? Like, which one.

8:57

Well, I'm just excited that there's gonna be a Yoko

8:59

jay Ono in, like, twenty years. Right?

9:02

Yes. Yeah.

9:04

I don't know. I mean, you're you're

9:06

right with Michael b Jordan

9:09

is the Well,

9:09

that's gonna be because he's such an influence

9:11

on just American

9:13

culture. So I I bet you there are

9:15

a lot of Michael

9:16

Jordans. Yes. I mean, if if Michael Jordans There

9:18

should be a lot of

9:19

time Brady's coming

9:20

up. Yeah. I

9:22

mean, I've never actually even I'm trying

9:24

to think I've never met a

9:25

Brady. Like a last name, mister Brady.

9:27

How are you? Like, I've never even It's

9:29

it's I bet more Jordan. It's the it's the

9:32

it's a common enough name

9:35

that you made a sitcom series

9:37

in it that was about nothing in

9:39

sort of middle of the

9:40

road, and you name the family Brady.

9:42

So There was nothing. It was a you

9:45

bet

9:45

What comes

9:46

up? It's a British name. Right?

9:48

I don't know. Everything started -- Yeah. -- somewhere.

9:51

Alright. Apoquel. Hi, Gothic. I'm I'm

9:53

busy, man. There's a, like, a whole remember there's,

9:55

like, a commercial about a guy named Michael

9:57

Jordan as like an ESPN

9:59

commercial, he would make reservations at a

10:00

restaurant, wherever he goes, they'd be

10:02

bombmed, whenever they saw him.

10:03

Right. Yes.

10:04

Yeah. Any other Lenoci around?

10:07

There there is. There's that names around.

10:09

I mean, it comes from Italy, but, like, I've

10:11

I've seen there's, like, some somewhere in Jersey

10:13

or something like but I'm on the winning side of

10:15

it. Like, they probably get annoyed. They're probably,

10:18

like, this guy's got all the handles right

10:20

away. Yeah. You know what I

10:21

mean? think I'm, like, the older one.

10:22

You're the Tom Brady of Michael. On the Tom

10:24

Brady of Michael. And I'm sure you're

10:26

the Adam like of Adam's.

10:30

am the goat of Adam Carolla.

10:32

There are no

10:33

We got a hotdog. That through you.

10:36

Ironically, spelled C0R

10:38

Well, I mean, my name is CAR,

10:40

which does spell

10:41

car. They should've they should've

10:43

pulled it. Toyota

10:44

spelled it wrong.

10:45

I'm not good at spelling, so I wouldn't, you know

10:47

Yeah.

10:48

There's a lot of people. Like, the the world never

10:50

had them goes on any show. We

10:52

yeah. Everyone respells it. I don't

10:55

care and rarely notice it. Although

10:57

I do I

10:58

mean,

10:59

but do I mean, if you're on a show, you should

11:01

do the research. I messed that

11:03

up. I've I'm I'm I've lost

11:05

my faith in humanity. Everyone's

11:07

a fuck up now. I do like it

11:09

when it spelled both ways in the

11:11

same article. That's the one

11:13

where I go. Oh, wow. Somebody should

11:15

have figured that out, spelled two different

11:18

ways in the same

11:19

paragraph. Well Yeah. Found

11:20

it. Now they're sending a message. We

11:24

we have so your story is as you

11:26

start off, you're college student

11:28

and you're thinking about the psychology

11:30

America dream baby?

11:31

Yeah. I always felt like That's what they

11:33

told you. Psychology and comedy were kinda

11:36

connected. You know, that wasn't the

11:38

plan. Mhmm. I'll tell you, listen,

11:40

psychology might that happened part of

11:42

the the minor in psychology was because

11:45

I dated a bunch of women that were majoring

11:47

in psychology. So they would go to class

11:49

for me, sign me in, and then we were

11:51

it was easier to cheat. So

11:54

you know, which is a a thing you learn

11:56

in psychology. Like, you know, I was able to

11:58

figure out a way to pass

12:00

college. So but that's how so I ended up

12:02

having minor, and I was like, oh, I have to take, like,

12:04

three more classes, and then that's my minor. Sociology

12:08

just typically were all the athletes, not

12:10

that I was an athlete in college. Mhmm. You

12:12

know, there's no Michael j Lenoci,

12:14

but I was in sociologist

12:17

because I was kind of like not passing

12:19

some classes and having to drop stuff

12:21

and eventually, it was just

12:23

it's a very easy major.

12:26

Like, if somebody comes into an interview

12:28

and they're

12:28

like, yeah, my major's sociology,

12:30

like, okay.

12:32

That just means That's just

12:33

not a good student, not motivated. C student.

12:35

Is that a c student major? I

12:38

even think communications would be a little bit harder.

12:40

I mean, all you did was write papers and it

12:42

was just, like, it's just, like, why do

12:44

people, you know, say

12:46

this or say that? Or, like, why do, you know,

12:49

people get angry in these moment. It's

12:51

just like observations of

12:53

society.

12:54

Yeah. I'm told here the name Brady is

12:56

skyrocketed in the New England

12:58

area, but not so much

13:00

time. So they're going Brady

13:01

Brady. My nephew is Brady. Well,

13:03

there you no relation to Tom Brady,

13:05

but it was just like that is a Brady

13:07

is a popular

13:09

boy name these days.

13:10

Yeah. There are Michael

13:13

of this generation. There are some

13:15

so we're talking about the Rancherr

13:17

music and

13:19

we figured out I figured out

13:21

that the tinkling on the pianos or

13:24

the soft

13:26

suffed elevator music doesn't get people

13:29

off stage.

13:29

Just swelling of the orchestra. When they're given

13:31

their speeches -- Oh, at the award shows.

13:34

Yeah. Yeah. They wanna get them to leave

13:37

that the piano almost

13:39

feels thematic. It's like it's almost Let's

13:41

exactly ignore their inspirational

13:43

speech. In here.

13:44

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it was actually funny. If it

13:46

was a movie where the lead character

13:49

was giving that speech in front of a classroom,

13:51

they would be playing that music would be

13:53

score. I think they get more passionate when

13:55

that comes on. They really get into

13:57

it. They're like, here we go. And then because

13:59

they're

13:59

actors. But

14:00

No. We can find the -- What? -- rent

14:02

and

14:03

Fraser one. Was that the big one?

14:05

That was the one where I was watching it and they tried

14:07

to play them off. And it looked it

14:09

just looked like his speech was scored. And it

14:11

was I well, now they're also like,

14:14

dude, f off. Like, I I've waited

14:16

years for this. Like, you're not gonna play it

14:18

off with some stupid music when you guys didn't

14:20

give me any credit for thirty

14:22

years. To be honest, like, if I was out there, but

14:24

go to go fuck.

14:25

Yeah. I don't know. Can you swear on here? Yeah. But

14:27

go fuck yourself. Are you kidding me? Mhmm. You're gonna

14:29

play me off because your timing shit How

14:31

about my time? I wait thirty years to have

14:34

this moment. I'm not gonna be played off

14:36

by some violin. If you wanna play me

14:38

off, put metallic on or have some,

14:40

like, security

14:41

guard That's funny. Have a security

14:43

guy be like, Yo. Yo. If you don't go now,

14:45

we're taking you off the

14:46

stage. Like, that would get the guy from

14:48

They're

14:48

not gonna mess you up unless then

14:49

that's too aggressive, but still.

14:51

Well, do we have Brendan then?

14:53

Because maybe that maybe that one

14:54

Yeah. Like the critics the critics choices.

14:57

Are you listening to that music if you're up there given

14:59

speech? Well,

15:01

it's a cue to leave, but

15:04

it's not really getting

15:06

people to leave. It's sort of we

15:08

got a riot in the streets of Minneapolis

15:11

and there's a cop with a bullhorn going

15:13

to everybody and exit peacefully

15:15

and people are bashing each other over the

15:17

head with chairs. Like, It does it's

15:19

not gonna work. You gotta get out the pepper

15:21

spray and the tear gas. Like, that's what

15:23

will get people to disperse. And

15:26

I think we used to have a sort of

15:28

cultural code, which

15:31

is when you hear the music,

15:33

it's time to wrap it up and leave. Now

15:35

we've entered some sort

15:38

of narcissistic -- Of course. -- new

15:40

world order where they hear the

15:42

music and they go fuck that. I'm

15:44

not going anywhere and that

15:46

is funny to

15:47

them. Now we need to ramp up the music

15:49

is what is what I'm saying. Yeah. They're

15:51

fighting back now like Michelle. Yeah. I was like shut

15:53

up. I

15:54

can get

15:54

you up. Come on. This is my moment.

15:56

Right. Maybe we'll hear

15:58

Yeah. Let's

15:59

see if we find

15:59

Brian. It's all just so cheesy.

16:02

Here it is. But Obesity. Corey.

16:05

Or you can go back to the four of those.

16:07

Right before right before the hall of music.

16:09

Five sec. Me a little head. That was all.

16:11

In general. Showed me

16:13

where to go to get to where

16:15

I needed to be. If

16:24

you like a guy like Charlie,

16:27

what time is gonna be. But

16:29

anyway, I'm struggling to

16:31

We This is one of you. We can just do

16:33

what you just feel like you're very adorable. Well, that

16:35

wasn't a part of me. Oh, alright. Alright.

16:38

Let's try it again. He's gonna he's gonna

16:40

end Fraser

16:40

speech. That's alright.

16:41

With the Trump that wants to get started before

16:44

the music comes in, that's that's a rule.

16:47

And then we'll figure

16:47

it. We'll we'll do the Ranchere later. Yeah.

16:50

We'll splice.

16:50

We'll establish this. Yes. Alright.

16:54

Or not? Alright. And But

16:56

you you kinda heard where it was going.

16:57

Right? Like, you just, like, you get, like, a little

16:59

twinkling of of music swelling. Oh,

17:01

it was actually perfect because he pauses

17:03

And then it comes on, and then he says,

17:05

right, then It looks like it's not

17:07

me. Like,

17:07

I remember

17:08

saw this video on Twitter, and I thought, did somebody

17:10

add this in post? Right.

17:12

Yes. Alright. We'll try that. It's the time thing.

17:14

And also, he's just so emotional

17:16

--

17:16

Yeah. -- itself fitting. Mhmm. This

17:20

this speech in an award

17:21

showed me where to go, to get

17:23

to where I needed to be. Very

17:28

mouthful.

17:33

If you like a guy that

17:35

Charlie, you I played in this wouldn't be. In

17:37

any way, struggle with

17:40

obesity. Or you

17:42

just feel like you're in a dark sea.

17:45

I want you to know that

17:47

if you two can have the strength

17:50

to just get to your feet,

17:52

and go to the light, good

17:54

things will happen. Alright.

17:58

Alright. The

18:01

the purpose of the music Let

18:03

me tell you something about, like, the way things

18:05

work. The roach motel,

18:08

Bates roaches in and then kills them. Yeah.

18:10

It

18:10

doesn't bait them in, reward them. Give

18:12

them a doggy

18:13

back and send

18:13

them on their way. This is not accomplishing

18:16

what it was there to accomplish. Is

18:19

what I'm

18:19

saying.

18:20

He definitely got more emotional with it.

18:22

Like, maybe he thought this was a production for

18:24

him.

18:25

Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, he may have he may

18:27

have been done.

18:28

What kinda the music came in? What's

18:30

his story again? The so he did the Oh.

18:32

He was molested at the

18:35

Golden Globes a lunch yet.

18:36

Yeah. That's Hollywood FormPress Association.

18:39

When he was, like, a kid? No. No. No. He was

18:41

the It's, like, two thousand three.

18:43

Come on. So He's not gonna drop. That's

18:45

Digit on him. I don't know what the argument

18:48

is. Well, okay. So it's a guy named Philip

18:49

Burke. Right? Right. He's and he's no longer

18:51

part of the HFPA.

18:54

But he supposedly allegedly,

18:56

like, yeah, dropped a digit, maybe did a little wiggle,

18:59

and, like and just and it irks,

19:01

Brandon.

19:01

And, Philip,

19:02

like, what happens in his thirties? Yeah.

19:03

I was just joking around. I was just, you know, whatever.

19:05

Like, my friend's like, it traumatized me.

19:08

Alright. This is what this is about? Well, that's

19:10

why he hasn't. This is why he hasn't asked. He hasn't

19:12

gone at the Golden Globes and refuses, but this is a different

19:15

award. But yeah. But this is like so he disappeared

19:17

from

19:17

Hollywood. Like an alpha male. Look.

19:21

First things first. Let's talk a tire.

19:23

You're not wearing dolphin shorts and no underpants

19:26

and a crop top at the at the luncheon.

19:28

You're wearing a suit. Right. Presumably,

19:32

slacks and underwear -- Yeah. -- and

19:34

possibly the tail, the back

19:37

of the suit hanging down

19:39

below as cheap line

19:41

often talking about the tail.

19:42

you have the tail, yes. And

19:44

this guy well, I'm not talking about tails,

19:46

but I'm just talking about a suit.

19:48

No. You were hanging out in a

19:50

row, Jack. Yeah. Yeah. So

19:53

this guy comes up in front of him

19:55

this guy at the time is

19:58

seventy or sixty nine, like, an

20:00

semi elderly guy. Yeah. Comes

20:02

up to a spray fit

20:05

thirty five year old. Presumably

20:07

probably had few cocktails Yeah.

20:09

And greets him face to face

20:12

by reaching around and grabbing

20:14

his ass. Complement. Which

20:16

compliment seems like a joke to me.

20:18

Oh, god. I've had that done to me a million

20:20

times. I had the ball sack tap and

20:23

the cock tap, the backhand tap. I've read

20:25

it's quote info on it. Over and over again.

20:29

He says the guy reached around

20:32

and went first tanked. That's right.

20:35

Which I would say to wouldn't

20:37

that get you a big push in the

20:39

face of the elderly guy if you're trying

20:42

to get a refund? Then you're in a crowd

20:44

did in. Like, what is it?

20:46

Look, I'm with you on Harvey Weinstein

20:49

all day. Like, he answered the door,

20:51

the built more hotel, and the bathrobe. And

20:54

then ask me to sit on the foot of the bed

20:56

while we rent the script. Oh, yeah. get

20:58

I get that one. This is hard

21:00

This is hard to do in a crowded room.

21:02

Yeah. I'm I'm even making a joke if that

21:04

happens to me. I'm like, hey. And later, man,

21:06

not right now. Not now. Not for too many people. Let me get

21:09

nothing to say. Like, yeah. Like, Like,

21:11

listen, I've had way worse things

21:13

happen to me just

21:15

last week. You know what I mean?

21:16

Like, in my high school, that was called Tuesday.

21:18

Yeah. What, like, oh yeah. Oh, what do you mean?

21:20

We did that as, like, guys in the like, that

21:22

was funny in college and

21:24

Yeah. Like, come here. You're like, oh, what

21:26

do you? Oh, fuck.

21:27

Credit card, not even sure

21:30

how the go for the chain works

21:33

through a

21:34

suit. If you get that thing a crowded

21:36

room. That's a win. You deserve to he

21:38

deserves to be with him for that night. If you

21:40

can get a shot of the paint

21:42

-- Yeah. This is at the Beverly Hills hotel

21:44

in two thousand hotel in two thousand 3, Philip

21:48

Burke, and Brandon quote says His

21:50

his left hand reaches around, grabs

21:52

my ash

21:53

cheek, and one of the fingers touches me

21:55

in the taint, and he starts moving it around.

21:57

Why are you just sitting there with it? How

22:00

long could this end up

22:02

end up Why don't you do this? Burton wrote

22:04

a memoir where he he talked to us

22:06

and he said,

22:07

I pinched his ass as a joke. Yes.

22:10

This is our version. I I believe him.

22:13

Yes. I'm not saying

22:15

a finger couldn't have gotten loose,

22:17

but I'm saying he was just making a joke.

22:20

Sure. So so Brandon is destroyed

22:22

by this and needs a retreat from Hollywood. Now,

22:25

I mean, people have had way tougher lives.

22:28

Well, look, here's my argument with all this stuff.

22:30

It goes down as he was sexually

22:32

assaulted. My argument is is if you're

22:35

gonna call this sexually assaulted, then we do

22:37

not know who was sexually

22:38

assaulted. You're limping in the chick that

22:40

was running through Central Park and was dragged

22:42

into the bushes and finally raped as also

22:44

--

22:45

Yeah. You're right. -- sexually assaulted. So we cannot

22:47

have the same paintbrush and

22:49

brush every single episode the same.

22:51

We need a different name. One hundred percent. Number

22:53

one. Alright. Number two. Said this a

22:55

million times. This

22:58

is a somewhere between

23:00

a zero burger and a three in terms of

23:02

sexual assault. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

23:04

To me, to you, to you,

23:07

to everybody but Ben. I grew

23:09

up worshiping at the alter of

23:11

his Aquaman figurine set. Two

23:14

straight guys. Heterosexual. Yeah.

23:16

Says Jen, this is just fucking Tuesday

23:18

in high school with my buddies. Like, this is fuck around.

23:21

But okay. Alright. But but this affected

23:23

him greatly. But here's what I'm saying. If

23:27

you're a person that

23:29

has some sort of degenerative

23:32

scoliosis spine condition in

23:34

neck condition. And we're

23:36

going along the 405 in traffic,

23:39

and I tap you from behind in

23:41

my car but leave no damage. But

23:43

you then say you're paralyzed. Yes.

23:46

Why is that on me? Yes.

23:49

There's something wrong with you. Yes.

23:51

And this triggered that condition

23:54

you have in your neck. And but all

23:56

I did was just bump you and drop a

23:58

drop an index finger on your exhaust

24:00

pipe. This

24:03

is valid point. I bumped you from behind

24:05

at two miles an hour. You're damaged

24:07

and need a chiropract in surgery

24:09

now, but that's not really on me.

24:11

Yeah. I would I wouldn't go as far as to saying

24:13

that that's what's going on with Fraser, but,

24:15

like, it it makes it you, like, something

24:18

else has to be

24:19

there.

24:20

Yeah. And this triggered, like and maybe

24:22

there is psychological studies that show,

24:24

like, people who have gone through sexual trauma

24:26

at early

24:26

age, they black it out. We

24:28

should ask your college your culture. And they

24:30

black it out and maybe he doesn't you know,

24:32

and they have to go through extensive therapy to pull

24:34

out or Ayahuasca. You've heard about that. Yeah.

24:36

It brings up things that they all of a sudden

24:38

go, oh my god, this happened. This is why

24:40

I'm like this. And and it's it's a

24:42

relief for them to relive it and kind of deal

24:44

with it. And maybe I'm not saying that's

24:46

what happened, but maybe there is something

24:48

from a trauma. He was a child wasn't he a childhood

24:51

actor?

24:51

There's a

24:52

lot of what you're saying. Yeah. There's a lot of instances

24:54

of that. Yeah. What I'm saying is

24:58

Brandon should get some help. Yeah.

25:01

He looks a little this guy should

25:03

probably not make a habit of grabbing guys

25:06

ass sheets. I'm fine. Fine. I'll sign

25:08

off with that. It's not them. Yeah.

25:10

It's society. It's every fucking

25:12

yenta in this society going. So you

25:14

four sexual substance. You think that's okay.

25:17

So you think it's okay. And I'm like, you don't get

25:19

it. It's a fucking joke. It's a nothing

25:21

burger. Nothing happened at the time. It's

25:23

a crowded room. I had I

25:25

had a woman say to me, well,

25:28

obviously, the dude's gay. And I

25:30

said, no. No. That's not gay. And she goes,

25:32

Why would she try to feed finger's

25:34

taint? And I'm like, he's fucking

25:37

around. If they say, dude, that's

25:39

a way to Like, he thought he was relating to a thirty

25:41

five year old, like, that would be funny. Like, if

25:43

I saw one of my comedian buddies

25:45

when I'm in my fifties and we were doing

25:47

comedy since our twenties and we're in one of these

25:50

award shows, I would have no

25:52

problem giving him a little tap on the helmet.

25:54

You know what I mean? Like, you're like, it's a joke. Dude, I

25:56

we do that all the time. But You've

25:58

never had one of your boys flick your penis

26:01

from the

26:01

outside. You know what I mean? Doesn't sound. You know

26:03

what I mean? You know what mean? Shorts down

26:05

around his knees and jumped onto

26:07

Mike Argus' face with his

26:10

bare

26:10

ass. Yeah. Mike didn't care. What

26:12

happened in that guy's life? Did they, like, they

26:14

add him? Like, he's now

26:15

he lay Peter. Oh, this is the real comedy.

26:18

He got shit can because he said something

26:20

against Black Lives Matter. Oh. The

26:22

the Brendan molestation digit dropping

26:25

on the tank was enough to get thrown out,

26:27

but you say something against Black Lives Matter.

26:29

Now you're banished. Yeah. Is

26:33

is spelled. Alright. Well, in the

26:35

Rancher Music Department, circling

26:37

all the way back, we have

26:41

We have we don't need the Okasuna. You'll

26:44

just take my word for a pants drop,

26:46

bare ass

26:47

face. How many sound? I mean, he he

26:49

could say my my August' nose touches

26:51

paint.

26:52

Like, I'm like, what would I'm worried.

26:54

I mean,

26:55

physically assaulted by my friends.

26:57

Yeah. So many times. And maybe

26:59

that will trigger me one day. Someone will

27:01

come up and pinch me and I'll get triggered

27:03

and be like that ruined. I'll I never did stand

27:05

up for twenty years because somebody pinched my

27:07

ass, but it's really because of my buddy when

27:10

he slapped me in the face. It's more of the way society

27:13

digested. Rather than Brendan

27:15

Fraser or the ass

27:16

grabber. It's not really them.

27:18

Well, that's all the lies. Going going

27:20

this. He's a victim. And what are you doing?

27:22

Also, I realized talking to chips. They

27:24

never have any idea what you're talking about.

27:26

Like, I go, this is a dude. This is fucking

27:28

around. Why would you do that? I go,

27:31

You Why you're trying to I'm just I'm just

27:33

trying to figure out of my

27:34

side. You would do that to somebody.

27:36

Why would you in a public play? I go,

27:39

You don't know how guys -- Fuck me. --

27:41

all do you. Like, I I've literally

27:43

done that. been doing that on stage and, you

27:45

know, other people might be weirded out, but, like,

27:47

if if dealing with a heckler or someone's annoying me,

27:50

I'll, like, bro, stop. Like, fuck. I'll suck you dick, bro.

27:52

Right. It that's it's Right.

27:54

Like, what do you mean? Like, it's It's

27:57

funny, maybe to some people

27:59

not. But, like, still, it's like I think it's fucking

28:01

funny. Like, it's a

28:02

joke.

28:03

Like Alright. We have so

28:05

we have AOC and Rashida TALIEVE

28:07

and Well, because yeah. So today

28:09

-- Go ahead. -- this warrant Yeah. I'll I'll vote

28:12

it out against the foreign affairs

28:13

committee. Here's AOC.

28:14

They all spun out and I thought maybe

28:17

the Rancheira music would help in this situation.

28:20

Now as also as

28:22

a fellow New Yorker, I think one of

28:24

the things that we should talk about here.

28:26

Also, one of the disgusting legacies after

28:28

nine eleven has been the targeting and

28:30

racism against Muslim Americans

28:32

throughout the United States of

28:34

America, and this is prevention of death like

28:36

a consistent age. There is no

28:38

problem. I know.

28:50

I think this would have an application in

28:53

Congress on award stage

28:55

in Central Maine. Comic says

28:57

the worst kind, because it's just it's just somebody

28:59

calling me going, alright, your time's up. Your time's

29:01

up. Even in even in in my

29:03

own world, I've we talked about the

29:05

app if if I ever hear the word again

29:08

before someone says something, I would just

29:10

crank it up. You've

29:12

told me that moments ago.

29:14

And then they'd go again, there's no

29:16

place and I just I just start having They

29:18

should they definitely should have the the

29:20

playoff music for that.

29:21

Yeah. That's Starting with

29:23

again, no. You're basically no new information

29:25

is about 2x of my mouth. Right. And

29:27

everything with the OC races, I guess,

29:30

It's all racism all the time.

29:32

That's it. Okay. Alright.

29:35

We have Rashida Tlaib, but thank

29:37

you. Oh, let's do it. Oh, no. This is this one's

29:39

a sale handle. Hong Kong. Oh, this is

29:41

Rashida. Here's Rashida to leave. Very

29:43

emotional. She gets very emotional. We're all very

29:45

emotional. They're very

29:46

emotional. This is the squad. This is why we're famous.

29:49

Time is It's more babies. Yeah. Cylance.

29:51

The

29:51

general woman's time is inspired. Oh,

29:53

wow.

30:09

Ellen, the general woman's time has expired,

30:12

is not getting it done. And playing

30:14

the classical music in the

30:15

background. She's not gonna

30:16

have to physically remove her at that point.

30:18

Yeah. But

30:19

she wasn't gonna leave until she was done

30:21

saying what she said.

30:22

Yeah. She's very animated.

30:24

Yeah. Yeah. We need more estrogen

30:26

in positions of power. So we have more

30:28

thoughtful debate. On on

30:30

regulations. And Alright.

30:33

Now here's the little guy in the back. The Atlanta,

30:35

Omar. She's And voice will not

30:37

be diminished. If I

30:39

am not on this committee for

30:42

one term, my voice

30:44

will get louder and stronger and

30:47

my leadership will be celebrated

30:49

around the world as it has been.

30:53

So thank you

31:03

at least she looks like she's having fun speaking.

31:06

Like, the girl behind her still upset about

31:08

her speech. Yeah. And

31:08

she's like getting voted out, but, yeah, she did a

31:10

big old smile on her face. AFC's pissed.

31:12

Like, at at least have fun doing what you're

31:14

doing. Like, that's your job. Have

31:17

fun. Most importantly, because that's why you're doing

31:19

it. If you're not having fun, what why are you in this

31:21

industry? Well, how could you have

31:23

fun if you're the victim

31:25

of systemic racism constantly? And

31:28

it was there was environmental racism

31:30

and it was baked into all American

31:32

culture. How is it that you could have fun

31:35

in that society? Jackie Robbins if you find

31:37

a way. If

31:37

you yeah. Jackie Robbins if you if you find a way,

31:39

then that's how you Yeah.

31:40

But they didn't have

31:42

real racism back then.

31:43

Now like it is now like now. Now

31:45

it's systemic. Do you understand? Yeah. Yeah.

31:47

Back then, it was sort in pockets. You

31:49

know what I mean? Right. Now it's ever

31:52

now it's in our brains. Mhmm. It's

31:54

essentially racism

31:57

was COVID still in Wuhan.

31:59

Yeah. Now it's global. Yes. You

32:01

understand? And so Jackie Robinson

32:03

had to put up with, you know, some

32:05

inconveniences, but he didn't have to

32:07

put up the kind of racism that

32:09

Ilhan Omar has to put up

32:11

where thought it was a daily

32:13

basis. And I'll include Harriet

32:15

Tubman and and all all the greats.

32:17

No.

32:17

It was easier back then than yesterday. They

32:19

they had a lot that a Dow up of racism.

32:22

Well, just contend with it. It wasn't ubiquitous.

32:24

It's like it is in two thousand and twenty three. They

32:26

didn't have to deal with comments on their social

32:28

media. So that is That's brutal easier.

32:30

Right. They're gonna keep fighting. Yeah. That's

32:32

the that's the good news. Keep talking

32:35

but I'm serious. Let's get that Mariachi music

32:38

cranked up. Alright. We're gonna

32:40

bring in a Joe Brigham. By

32:43

the way, Joe Mantegna and Brigham

32:46

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I said, yeah, I'm glad to do it. But

37:20

as I thought about it, knowing the character,

37:22

I said, thought to myself, I can't

37:25

be Joey Zaza, the same guy I was

37:27

playing on godfather three. I didn't wanna come

37:29

in and sound like

37:30

him.

37:30

The best of all the godfathers. Well,

37:32

listen, I hear you. Yeah. God bless you. God

37:34

bless you for sake. As far as I'm concerned it

37:36

is. But

37:37

yeah.

37:38

I think if you did a polling of most

37:40

Americans. Yeah. Polling. Well, you what what's ironic

37:42

is you get them if they're under thirty years old or go,

37:44

oh, yeah, man. Was my favorite because I remember the seventies.

37:47

You know what I mean? So they get that. But but

37:49

I went in. So when I got there, I realized,

37:51

I and there's a script I got to start and get lost

37:53

in a circle. You know, and back then they they

37:55

shot or they recorded the Simpsons in the

37:57

basement at Fox. They didn't have the, you know,

37:59

all the stuff they have today and wasn't big hit

38:01

that that came. So we were like

38:03

the

38:03

poor, you know, we're we're in the basement with a

38:05

ping pong table at Fox, and that's

38:07

where you did the show. And so

38:10

we're all there to hold cast and I'm getting ready

38:12

to do my first line and I'm thinking, I can't I don't

38:14

wanna do I hadn't thought about it and then I realized,

38:16

I'm gonna just sound like my uncle Willie. Because

38:19

my uncle Willie talked like this. He

38:21

had a throat cancer. He'd been smoking all his life,

38:23

and this is the way he talked. So I thought to myself,

38:25

I'll just do uncle Willie. Unless

38:27

they say, stop, I'll just keep doing

38:30

it. So I kept doing it. They didn't say

38:32

stop. And I said, great. And I thought that

38:34

was it. I walked out of the studio and said, well, great.

38:36

Thanks. You know? Laughing to myself, oh, Willie,

38:38

I'll get a kick out of this. Then, like, three weeks

38:40

later, they call me, hey, you wanna bring we'd

38:42

like to see bring that guy back.

38:45

And needless to say, thirty two years

38:47

later, I'm still doing uncle Willie in

38:49

the Simpsons. Any mob ties,

38:51

the Corolla sounds

38:54

really there's some stories about uncles

38:56

needing to hide encasements for couple

38:58

of weeks to something -- I refuse to answer

39:01

on the grounds that my yeah.

39:04

Yeah. I mean, yeah, I brought I brought Willie

39:06

actually to one of the recordings, like like ten years

39:08

into it. He was visiting me. He was like my running

39:10

partner. He was like my he was my I took him

39:12

everywhere because was twenty three when my dad passed

39:14

away. So, uncle Willie was, like, the guy in my life

39:17

for, you know, right up until just, like,

39:19

I think about 656 years ago when

39:21

he finally

39:21

passed. I remember bring him in and I say, I

39:23

want you to meet Monica Willie. I didn't know. I was like, hi,

39:25

Hawaii. He says hello, everybody. And we're

39:27

like, oh my god. It's him.

39:28

It's Ron zero for, you know,

39:30

fatoni.

39:32

And Brigham sports background,

39:34

Chicago. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm from Chicago,

39:37

Adam. And, obviously, it's great to be here and,

39:39

you know, Thank you so much for having myself

39:41

here --

39:42

Sure. -- in essence. Yeah. I've I

39:43

really kinda just wanted, Joe. I know you didn't.

39:45

I know you

39:46

didn't wanna say that, but since you You're

39:48

you're you're the parcelier

39:49

that comes on

39:50

the plane. He's so naked, but it's there.

39:52

What's the dark guy? I'm just I just

39:54

don't have any alios. I need to talk about Amway,

39:56

Adam.

39:56

And that's his real voice. Good god. Yes. It is.

39:59

But that yeah. I have a background in sports casting,

40:01

and Joe and I kinda put this together a few

40:03

years ago. He had a a place called

40:05

TAY Chicago. And I I had a podcast

40:07

and we came in at him and we kind of had

40:09

him come on as as fat Tony doing a proclamation

40:12

before the Cubs in twenty sixteen won the world

40:14

series. Mhmm. And as we yeah. We take

40:16

we take we take a lot of street cred. You know, Adam,

40:18

it's kinda like the first party in old school that they

40:20

have and everybody just hangs out, you know, Mitchell Palooza,

40:22

that was our kind of coming out for this. And I

40:24

realized that that could be a

40:26

show. And so we've had lucky enough to have Gary

40:28

Suneese Bob Odenkirk,

40:31

Bonnie Hunt, and coming up James Belushi's

40:33

our our next guest. So it's been great.

40:35

And I got a Notre Dame show too on on

40:37

NASA as well. So, you know,

40:39

What are the cubs? You can

40:41

go to the cubs. I don't know a

40:43

lot about the cubs. I throw out a first pitch

40:45

several years ago. don't

40:46

recall. Nice, beautiful fun, ballpark.

40:50

Sammy Shosa. I'm

40:53

And

40:53

I'm right in. Now now hold on. Yes.

40:56

I'm trying to be as respectful as I can.

40:59

If you when I was looking

41:01

at then Bruce Jenner in,

41:03

like, nineteen ninety nine, and

41:05

I would say that doctor Drew something's going

41:08

on with that guy. everyone's like, well, maybe,

41:10

likes his eyebrows and nicely blocked, you know. I'd

41:12

go this is something I

41:14

got a little spidey sense. don't know exactly

41:16

what's going on, but something's going

41:19

on. And every time I see a picture

41:21

of

41:21

Sammy. So I'm like, what's going

41:23

on with that guys? There's something going

41:26

on with him? He's currently pink. Yeah.

41:28

Yeah. What yeah. What

41:31

is going on? He's looking

41:33

like the guy's sings mambo

41:35

number five. Yeah. Now is

41:38

there some transition that's taking

41:40

place again, this is a judgment free

41:43

zone here. I'm just going live in

41:45

South Beach. Yeah.

41:46

Like, something is happening. What

41:49

do we know? I read Adam

41:51

that he was taking these pills, like tanning

41:53

pills, and I think also some kind of

41:55

cosmetic enhancement pinkish

41:57

and and probably for God's sake smelter

41:59

steroid using

42:00

years. You know what I mean? I think it's coming back to haunt him.

42:02

You know? So

42:04

I I heard there were pills. Complex. Are there

42:06

a Yeah. I don't know. You know? Well, you

42:08

know, we we all kinda screwed

42:10

the pooch on Michael Jackson. We're

42:12

like, ah, he has that disease. He's right.

42:14

He hasn't done white. Yeah. But why does his nose

42:17

keep changing? Yeah. It's a part of the thing

42:19

where, you know, he likes the kids. They sleep

42:21

over. So I've just got a ferris wheel

42:23

on his backyard. He loves all the

42:25

children. Like, we all just Yeah. -- we we

42:27

completely whipped. Yeah. We will lift on you

42:29

know,

42:29

III We've lift

42:30

on Caitlyn Jenner pretty much to

42:33

you know, and III was interesting. I

42:35

met Michael Jackson one time, and where

42:37

was this? I was doing the movie a

42:39

body of evidence for Moderna. And

42:43

and we were shooting on a lot

42:45

at in Culver City. And Michael

42:47

was doing a commercial at the time and

42:50

and I happen to know who the director was in the commercial.

42:52

So the madonna comes up to

42:54

me and to William Defoe, who was also in the

42:56

film. She says that the two of us, hey, Michael

42:59

just called and wants us asked me to come by

43:01

and visit him on the set. You guys wanna come. And

43:03

so, of course, when I was like, yes. And then

43:05

it will come, you know, because like I said, I wound up

43:08

Skyjil Pittlick was the director of the commercial.

43:10

So we went over there to meet him. And

43:13

I gotta say it was it was The

43:16

most bizarre one of the most bizarre aspects

43:18

of it was when we walked into the sound

43:20

stage, it was this huge sound stage and hit, like,

43:22

sand dunes and animals and kids

43:25

and stuff. I mean, it was like they were filming

43:27

like the world. It was like and

43:29

and then I see a figure walking out onto

43:31

the into the middle of the sound stage.

43:34

And it was very identifiable. There was

43:36

the hair and the body and the move and the clothes.

43:38

And I said, 0II said, the Joe, the director.

43:40

He said, boy, it's really for pretty obvious who

43:42

that is. And he goes, oh, you'd think

43:44

so? And he yells to whoever

43:46

the guy was. He said, come here, Jimmy,

43:48

whatever it was. This guy comes trying

43:51

over. And finally, when he

43:53

gets within about two feet of me, I realize

43:56

it's not Michael. But

43:59

it's a guy that not only is dressed

44:01

and is the same body shape, but had exactly

44:03

the same surgery. So,

44:06

I mean, literally, hit the everything.

44:08

And that doesn't I don't think that can appear

44:11

totally in nature, that exact look. Right.

44:13

You have his -- Yeah. -- there had to be some sort of something.

44:16

And I and the guy was very nice. He said, you know, how are you

44:18

doing? And then I looked at Joe

44:20

and Joe says, He's not the only

44:23

one. Wow. And it made

44:25

me think that if you remember

44:27

back in the

44:27

day, there would be those videos of of,

44:30

you know, like Michael traveling around the world and he'd

44:32

be wearing that surgical mask. Yes.

44:34

And I thought to myself, wow, that that could be

44:36

a cool thing to be. So, like, if you wanna

44:39

be here. You'd like everybody

44:41

to think you were

44:42

there. This would be perfect. You

44:44

send this guy with his life.

44:46

In his cell. I mean,

44:48

Moon over Paradors situation where

44:50

Wow. But he caught that up. But then when he finally

44:53

came, he was very he was very

44:55

sweet. And just a very nice

44:56

man. So he had this guy

44:59

doing his He

45:00

was the guy he was just like the standard. He

45:02

was the guy they would rehearse with him just for

45:04

the positioning of the animals and the

45:06

people in

45:06

Minnesota. You might have not even met him. That could

45:08

have been another standard. Yeah. I think this

45:11

I and the only thing is part of

45:13

it was because when we were talking and

45:16

and McDonald was sitting on a on a,

45:18

like, an Apple box, like, over

45:20

here. And and Michael's stand

45:22

in front of her looking at me. And he says

45:24

to me, he goes, I hope she's been behaving

45:26

herself on the set because if she isn't,

45:28

you ought to give her good banking. And

45:31

I and I and I and I and I looked down at her,

45:33

and she gives me one of those looks like and

45:36

I'm thinking she's make she's giving me a look like, isn't

45:38

this weird? And I'm thinking to myself, honey, this

45:40

is weird. Not just because of

45:42

what he just said, and that it's him. It's

45:45

that it's about you. And you're

45:47

there. Sitting there. I mean, I thought the whole thing is

45:49

weird. I mean, but it was but it

45:51

was great. He was actually very, very sweet, nice

45:53

This one I know I got it too. I had a good

45:56

good, you know. Right? I'd done a play with her in, you

45:58

know, a few years before in Broadway, speed

46:01

the

46:01

plow. So we we actually she was she

46:03

was like a palf. Yeah. I like Alright.

46:05

Thanks for taking the Sami, Joseph, first of

46:07

all. What are we

46:09

missing? Is he a married

46:11

man? Does he have children.

46:13

I don't

46:13

know. I just know he hit a lot of home runs for

46:15

the clubs. That's all I care about. He's married.

46:18

He's married with children, and he lives in South Florida.

46:20

I know that. But I know that he's done interviews

46:22

it looks like he's wearing a lot of makeup. He's

46:25

a a pretty boy look you

46:27

know, he he definitely looks strange. I

46:29

don't know what it is. But he

46:31

has a wife in kids and he's in South Florida

46:33

and he just won't talk about the steroids

46:35

thing. He goes, I said didn't do it. I said I didn't

46:37

do it.

46:39

And he And he's his friend. This friend goes

46:41

after that. Remember that used to be haircare, let's say,

46:43

a kiss for mama. Mhmm. And he Ma,

46:45

blood at Yeah. In the air, but that yeah.

46:48

Sammy is, you know, that that that whole era,

46:50

Adam. I'd like to it it's like a The

46:52

steroids. Yeah. I'm talking about Maguire with

46:54

Sosa -- Right. -- Clements, they're like and the greatest

46:56

time of that is I

46:57

agree. I agree. Yeah. I knew

47:00

Maguire was juicing not

47:02

from his five hundred foot dingers. It's

47:04

him taking this super hefty

47:06

son at home

47:07

plate. You know what I

47:08

mean? His son's built like a vending

47:10

machine. And he just grabbed it with both

47:12

of them. has a shot of them under that

47:15

guy's juicy. That's hilarious. We get about the

47:17

four hundred seventy five foot moonshot, he just

47:19

said. That little buttlock just showed my

47:21

numbers. No way. That guy's

47:23

on something. Yeah. There

47:25

was Yeah. I know. So where

47:27

are we on that? I mean, look, professional

47:30

wrestler's juice. We don't care. It

47:32

adds to the whole excitement

47:34

of the whole thing. But this is records, and

47:36

I guess you're going against guys who didn't

47:38

choose from back of the

47:39

day. So how we Yeah. You know what I mean? One argument

47:42

is that they say you go back even to the history baseball

47:44

right from the very beginning. Everybody was

47:46

doing something that they shouldn't have been doing

47:48

at that time whether it was the spitball whether it

47:50

was

47:50

this, whether it was that. So if you really dig deep enough,

47:52

you can have to put an asterisk next to almost

47:55

every five. Yeah.

47:55

So

47:56

I mean -- Oh, yeah. -- so so I'm not condoning

47:58

it, but yet on the other hand, I don't know. Yeah.

48:00

That's that's a good question. They they're the scapegoat

48:02

too. Like, listen, you you think only baseball

48:04

players were doing steroids? How come there's never

48:06

been a

48:07

like, there's gotta be football players doing it?

48:09

Even basketball players

48:10

Correct. Provenues everywhere. And it's interesting you say

48:12

that because what what I've heard Dion Sanders

48:14

say, uniquely gentlemen, is that they said, what's

48:16

the hardest sport to play? Dion, I this is currently,

48:18

and he's like, baseball man, that

48:20

ball trying to hit it. It does something to you. So

48:22

there's more I mean, hitting baseball is like the hardest

48:24

thing. I I think it sports, and

48:27

it it is unique that Sam because

48:29

they they try to have Sammy back at

48:31

Field. They won't have them back yet because there's no kind

48:33

of contrition, guys. There's no admission of anything.

48:35

You know

48:35

what I mean? Have the great Sammy so sad.

48:37

That's kinda messy. The pink

48:38

Sammy. Yeah. Would he be

48:40

welcomed back with open arms? He'd be welcomed.

48:42

Yeah. And tell him he'd be so strange day. Yeah.

48:45

Yeah. No. I think they I mean, look, if you wait a

48:47

hundred and eight years for world series,

48:49

you know, you we forgive a lot of things

48:51

--

48:51

Yeah. -- after that.

48:52

The guy I would like let

48:55

into the hall of famous Pete Rose. One

48:57

hundred percent. Absolutely. I don't get it.

48:59

Like, he gambled on the

49:01

Oh, alright. So we gamble he gamble

49:03

on his team. Like, alright. He tried to win

49:05

or he tried to lose I mean, I guess if

49:08

you tanked a game, that's

49:10

something. But unless you have evidence that you

49:12

just tanked a game, just

49:15

gambling in general. And by

49:17

the way, this is pre

49:19

fan dual and every single

49:22

thing, golden palace and everything under the

49:24

sun. I mean, it is with a much different

49:26

yardstick to measure gambling back

49:28

then.

49:29

Yeah. Like, it was a lot of you can't talk

49:31

about gambling. You know, they do these

49:34

sport shows in the

49:36

eighties and in the nineties and they the

49:38

guy'd be going like, well, we got the

49:41

thirteen and one ravens

49:43

going against the o and twenty

49:46

two Cleveland. I'm gonna go to Raven.

49:48

That's that's one. And I want all

49:50

my bats all my pets, like, yeah. You weren't

49:52

picking against the spread. There

49:54

were seventeen point favorite now.

49:56

Yeah. So you just do it and they never talk about

49:58

you could never bring it up. It was never discussed. I

50:00

did radio. I was like, you couldn't discuss it.

50:03

Now it's sponsored by whatever

50:05

the whatever the betting side

50:07

is, Andool. Don't we have a different

50:09

relationship with gambling now than we

50:11

did

50:11

when all the shows went out every way. And

50:13

Adam, it's kinda funny because there's evidence to the contrary

50:16

that Pete Rose gamble. Because if you saw his famous

50:18

All Star game where you took out Greg Fauci to catch

50:20

up. That was an all Star game. He's betting on himself

50:23

and he's kicking, he's doing everything to win.

50:25

So evidence to the contrary has been presented

50:27

that he

50:27

gambled. And Yeah. He obviously

50:30

someone is just real he had bad

50:32

relationship with someone high up in baseball,

50:34

but what I don't understand is even, like,

50:36

people from your generation, my generation, all

50:38

agreed, like, this guy should be in the hall of fame. So,

50:40

like, why isn't there someone who's

50:42

in power yet to be

50:43

like, yeah, let's take this ban off?

50:45

Like, what Well, I say part of it is because

50:47

he just won't own up. You know what I mean? In other words, they said

50:49

if he would just own up and, you know, they want that

50:51

act of

50:52

contrition,

50:52

but they don't get it or not. Yes. They may

50:55

and I won't be bothered. Yeah. But he's sick,

50:57

you know, but he's so driven. IIII had

50:59

lunch with him once, you know, out here in LA.

51:01

He was he was out with a mutual friend of mine

51:03

who's big Cincinnati fan. And

51:05

at the time, if you remember the whole beanie

51:07

baby craze -- Yeah. -- when I've got two

51:09

daughters and they were right in the midst of it

51:11

at the time. Pete was in that

51:13

craze at the same time, I guess, one of

51:15

it was daughter. And all he

51:17

wanted to do was talk about how he and I

51:19

got to you

51:20

know, he was talking about the the hard ones to

51:22

get. Like, how, you know, how driven

51:24

he was to be able to get that certain Do you

51:26

mean do you mean do you mean his cousin south of, like,

51:28

a gamble little bit, got caught up in the

51:30

beanie. Oh, there you go. Then you got the Princess

51:32

Diwan for a behind foxy

51:34

spot. Flippet for four hundred. It

51:36

didn't really work out.

51:37

No. No. No. Sorry. So a couple things. So

51:40

back to Pete Rose. So was it we're talking

51:42

about Bobby Hall, who do Yeah. I did.

51:44

And and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and we are. Goal

51:46

was, like, this guy was a nine eighteen

51:49

time All Star and read the Lord

51:51

Stanley's Cup fifteen times, the best player

51:53

in the score. Black oxide. Right? But all shit.

51:55

But off the ring. But off the

51:57

ice. He was a racist. Anyway,

52:00

we'll close the chapter on that. And I'm like,

52:02

I don't care about off the ice. I care about on

52:04

the ice. And I feel the same way about Pete Rose.

52:07

Whatever he did on the Diamond -- Yeah.

52:09

-- it's it's called the baseball hall of

52:11

fame. The it's it's not called you

52:13

know, the baseball and moral moral

52:15

--

52:15

Yeah. -- wiring hall of fame. It's just it's

52:17

just a baseball

52:18

hall. Yeah. So if he did enough on

52:20

the diamond to go into the hall of fame, he

52:22

should go in the hall of faith. Yeah. He did outside

52:24

of that not interested.

52:26

Do you know what crank yankers is, Joe?

52:28

No. Oh, yeah. Adam I didn't know what the Simpsons

52:30

was. Yeah. Right, Adam. Yeah. Jimmy

52:34

years ago, maybe even before

52:36

the man show or, like, he he was always

52:38

interested in prank phone calls. Like,

52:41

that that was, you know,

52:43

to a certain generation, we had

52:45

playboys and prank phone calls.

52:47

Now they got Internet you

52:50

fuck porn and that that was

52:52

as a phone. No idea what you're tapping me. Yeah.

52:54

I mean, it's all it's all gone.

52:56

It's all -- Yeah. -- it's all scattered discussing

52:59

in a mess

52:59

now. But back in this simpler time, you have to

53:01

playboy.

53:02

Yes, sir. And yet, prank phone calls. That's

53:04

that's what you had as a young kid. And of course,

53:06

course Jimmy, it's the first

53:08

place like, you know, there's

53:10

go, you know, serial killers.

53:12

This guy tortured animals when he

53:14

was eleven, you know, go, that's a that's a

53:16

marker for being us. You know?

53:19

Frank phone calls as sort of marker for

53:21

like being a comedian later

53:23

on. If you're of a certain age, because

53:25

that's always like It was the nineties.

53:26

That's all. Great cold. But see when I

53:28

was a kid, it was just like to to do a Prince

53:30

Albert a can and they grow again, oh, let

53:32

him out. Was that? No. He said refrigerator's running.

53:34

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. So Jimmy always

53:37

said to me, we're gonna do something with

53:39

phone calls, you know? And I was like, well,

53:41

but how do we illustrate it? I was like,

53:43

is it a cartoon? And we messed around

53:46

with clamation

53:49

for a while. Jimmy's just skilled artist, and

53:51

he made a whole, like, sad of stuff. Like,

53:53

maybe we could do ourclamation and just

53:56

sort of evolved into prank

53:58

puppets as we as

54:00

as we got, which it was originally called

54:03

prank puppets, the show. And

54:05

so when we're done doing the man show

54:08

or somewhere around the end of the man

54:10

show, we just sort of launched into that.

54:13

But now your favorite Berchim call.

54:15

I like it I like it where you're

54:18

calling and you're talking about

54:20

driver's ed and

54:21

there was a female and you said, Bertrand, you get

54:23

to the back of you just you were saying these very salacious

54:25

things, Adam. And it was I believe

54:26

it was that you weren't you were teaching drivers at at that

54:29

point. But I

54:29

don't even remember that one. Yeah. But season

54:31

with that Well, no. I'll tell

54:32

you what, I loved this boomer in the nudge too, Adam. Oh my

54:34

god.

54:35

Boomer in the nudge. So these were all

54:37

puppets, Joe, and they would reenact phone calls and they have,

54:39

like, Gilbert Godfrey, and I thought Carmelone was

54:41

played by David

54:42

Ellinger. He was brilliant, but you guys were just I

54:44

mean, I met Jim Florentine, and I

54:45

was, like, taking it back, like, it was, like, Sunatra.

54:47

I could not I may just love that show, Adam. So and

54:49

and the whole Yankeeville thing of the puppets in it.

54:52

See, no. We're too glad I brought

54:53

him. You know, and and my buddy, it was the best

54:55

Adam, so please.

54:56

I wish

54:56

I could remember which driving. Is

54:58

that a earlier one? I believe so. I believe so,

55:00

but you you called when this woman you're out. You

55:02

said you want this contest to you you your

55:05

husband, he peed in the slurpee. You got her to

55:07

say this stuff. It was it.

55:08

Wait. You're thinking boomer in the nudge?

55:10

You've been in the nudge. Yeah.

55:11

Yeah. Yeah. Well, wait a minute. I wasn't boomer in

55:13

the nudge. Boomer the nudge

55:15

was the morning show. That was Patton

55:17

Oswald and Jimmy. Okay.

55:19

Pretty sure that's Boomer the nudge. I

55:22

was I was Bert chum --

55:24

Right. -- or I was me on

55:26

a case.

55:26

I love that too. You and Adam you and Drew called

55:28

somebody and

55:29

made him talk about that. Right. Yeah. There was that one.

55:31

I mean, I And I the driving

55:33

instructor one I have no recollection

55:35

of. But that doesn't mean I didn't do it.

55:38

Yeah. But it was a hilarious show, Joe, and it

55:40

you know.

55:41

Didn't it?

55:41

Yeah. I like to I like to reboot right now. It

55:43

was pretty good.

55:45

Maybe we can have you as your uncle.

55:47

On the show, bringing Uncle Willie. So we're

55:50

talking about witness relocation. And ironically, Uncle,

55:52

this is true too. Uncle Willie built Bobby

55:54

Hall's house. What? It was a

55:56

it was a bricklayer who became like a contractor.

55:59

And so Bobby Hall because I have a memory

56:01

of this because my my mother lived with my grandparents.

56:04

But Willie brought him over to visit

56:06

my mother, my my his sister. What

56:08

year is this? This is, like, probably nineteen

56:12

I would say early

56:14

eighties, late seventies.

56:15

So he's a legend in Chicago. Oh, yeah. And

56:17

he brings Bobby Hall. And I remember Bobby Hall picked

56:19

up my grandmother. You

56:21

know, here's the old Italian

56:23

lady, picks her up and, like,

56:24

hey,

56:24

my my horn. She goes, I put a me down. About me,

56:26

put a me down. She's laughing them, you

56:28

know what I'm thinking. And, you know, Willie's like, yeah.

56:31

Yeah. It's my friend, Bobby, you know.

56:33

So it's a bricklayer? He was a brick well,

56:35

my mother had four brothers and they were all bricklayers.

56:38

Yeah. And all characters

56:40

and Willie was

56:41

wonderful. Yeah. And my mother my mother lived to

56:43

be hundred and one. And that

56:45

that was that

56:46

the hells you get to act thing from that?

56:48

Yeah. It's a good question. And that's another

56:50

thing. She never really she never really understood

56:53

what I did for a living. K? So when

56:55

she passed away at a hundred and one -- Right.

56:57

-- at the funeral, my brother

56:59

gets up to speak first because he's he's older

57:01

than I. He's eight years older than I. He gets up. He goes,

57:04

I just wanna say this about her mother

57:07

my brother Joey doesn't even know this, but

57:10

she called when he got the job

57:12

on criminal minds. And she

57:14

called him and and she goes rami.

57:16

I'm worried about Joey, and my brother

57:18

goes, why? And she goes,

57:20

he's only working an hour a week. Because

57:24

they had told her that if she she gets turns the

57:26

channel on

57:26

channel, you know, CBS every Wednesday

57:29

night at nine, she could

57:30

see me for an hour. And so she figured,

57:32

what can I be making it an hour? She knew I was in the

57:34

business unit. I mean, movies, I was in

57:35

theater, but she figured, well, he must be working

57:38

all the time to do. This is a bygone

57:40

era. That the parents

57:42

have know my parents didn't

57:45

really know what I did. You know,

57:47

my dad'd be like, how's that? Pod

57:49

card.

57:50

Right.

57:50

Yeah. Yeah. I was like,

57:52

I don't feel like I would be that my kids

57:54

are sixteen. But when they're doing

57:56

something, I'm not gonna just

57:58

have no fucking idea

58:00

what they're

58:01

doing. No. I think it is a generation.

58:03

Or something. I don't know what he's doing over

58:05

there. To do a microphone.

58:07

I don't think they wanted to know.

58:09

No. No. They never investigated. No.

58:11

No one in my family ever went Explain

58:14

to me exactly how this works. Like,

58:16

do you get paid monthly, weekly

58:18

-- Right. -- where where do you do crank

58:20

anchors Are you doing the puppeteering?

58:23

Are you just doing the voicing? Or do you

58:25

write the man show? Or does someone else

58:27

write? Like, the I would I would take pity

58:29

on them except for they never ask the question.

58:31

There's, like, he does something with Farts

58:34

on the basic channel --

58:35

Yeah. -- comedy show. I don't know what he has.

58:37

They just wanna know if it has benefits. That's

58:40

not my parents. Like, do you have health insurance?

58:42

Does it we don't care what you need? You know what I

58:44

mean? We don't wanna know about the

58:45

farts. We just wanna

58:46

know if you're safe. That's what they my my brother I asked my

58:48

brother once they said I said, you know, they never

58:50

my whole career, but they never once

58:52

brought it up, talked about it or anything. I said that

58:54

they ever asked you about it. He said one time when

58:56

you're first starting out, like, when you're starting to

58:59

do it in high school and college, junior

59:01

college. They said, your brother, what is

59:03

this? He was gonna be an actor with? Should we

59:05

stop them? And my brother in his wisdom

59:07

said, look, it's

59:09

it's not dangerous. I mean, it's it's you

59:11

let him go on it. If it doesn't work

59:13

out, I think he's smart enough. He'll leave it. That's all

59:15

I wanted to hear. It was like, they were off the hook now. It's

59:17

like, okay, great. So now they didn't read the same

59:20

mention

59:20

it,

59:20

you know. But it's a profound

59:23

apathy mixed with a dusting

59:26

of disinterest

59:27

mix with a slight passive aggressiveness.

59:30

You know, it's accelerating.

59:32

Have you still doing those little sketchy?

59:35

That's that's

59:36

impetus. That's impetus to succeed. You

59:38

know? No. I live in a big house. To

59:40

make a shitload of money. That's what I do. Yeah.

59:42

That's cute. So yeah.

59:43

For me, I'm like, I was on Adam Corolla show.

59:45

Good luck. It's going.

59:47

And it's funny because where Joe and I are from in Chicago,

59:49

there is this insane regional ignorance

59:51

that thinks that Chicago versus the world

59:54

rules

59:54

everything. You know, like, Chicago is the eighty five

59:56

bears. It's that big and bad. It's the ninety

59:58

six brand. They think they're that everything, Adam.

1:00:00

So I've got a friend that will tell you did a comedy

1:00:02

bit about this. He's like, you know, I'm I'm I'm I'm wrote movie

1:00:04

with Steven Spielberg. I live in Malibu and

1:00:07

The post office is hiring? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1:00:09

You know what I mean? And and that's really true in our

1:00:10

city, isn't it? My mother would be impressed that I if I told

1:00:13

her I was on the Adam Corolla show. So she'd go, Corolla

1:00:15

is Italian. Yeah.

1:00:17

I'll tell you I think when it starts

1:00:20

getting a little beyond

1:00:22

like, I think we kinda look at it

1:00:24

as the gods must crazy. It's this

1:00:27

native who sees a flame

1:00:29

or flashlight for the first time. They don't know

1:00:31

what to make of it, but I think it's a little more

1:00:33

nefarious than that. Because my

1:00:35

family like, I I would go, you

1:00:38

know, oh, they just

1:00:40

picked up love line for a third. She's

1:00:42

Jules Mantegna doing man of La Mancha

1:00:45

at the Canabo. It's a junior college

1:00:47

production. He said under study,

1:00:49

but it's still a very important for

1:00:52

jewels. And I'm like, why are we talking

1:00:54

about this other guy -- He's not

1:00:56

getting paid to do

1:00:57

anything? Right. -- why did we die vert

1:00:59

away from what I was talking about. No.

1:01:01

I don't You're so defensive, Adam. Why are you so defensive

1:01:04

about this? He's doing man of La Mancha for the blind

1:01:06

at the at the Elhambra central

1:01:08

theater. Yeah. What I what's your edge for, Roland?

1:01:10

Yeah. They I understood, like, the business

1:01:12

a little bit. They just never got

1:01:15

what I was doing. But again, I

1:01:17

think it was intentional. I couldn't

1:01:19

imagine Like, it

1:01:21

would be the equivalent to, like, you

1:01:23

know, our kids going, I'm in a rock

1:01:25

band. And we're going to Brazil

1:01:28

to play soccer stadium. You know, like, well, that's

1:01:30

cute. Anyway, Jewel's Man dell's

1:01:32

got a ukulele. He's

1:01:34

like, Yeah. Why why no

1:01:36

question? Right. I know. Yeah. Oh,

1:01:38

and god. Well, let's see about being an actor. Like,

1:01:40

he said, Mike, and and where I grew up in, you

1:01:42

know, Cicero, Illinois, and that

1:01:45

environment. I mean, they're saying that I'm gonna be a professional

1:01:47

academic myself, so I think I'm gonna be a Martian

1:01:49

or, you

1:01:50

know, something that was just you can't wrap

1:01:52

your head. Even an astronaut would have been the

1:01:54

I get in, but they knew who

1:01:56

John Wayne and Clark Gable was.

1:01:58

Like, they knew Frank's signature Like, they knew

1:02:01

people acted for

1:02:03

show business. Like, they go to the

1:02:05

deli and the Italian

1:02:06

restaurants, see all the pictures on the

1:02:08

wall of south,

1:02:09

but they drop in from somewhere else from some

1:02:11

other place. Yeah. It's not in the neighborhood. Like

1:02:14

my Italian dad, there's giurrealist.

1:02:16

The real like, when you tell them, hey, I'm gonna go to

1:02:18

LA to do stand up, they're like, what what are you crazy?

1:02:21

You figure to make it? You're gonna

1:02:23

be on Lenoci? They don't support you.

1:02:25

They're like, no, you're stupid. What are you a fucking

1:02:27

idiot? Like oh, okay. Go

1:02:29

go try your dreams. You know what I mean? That's what it

1:02:31

was like. Because there's no security, there's structure,

1:02:33

there's foreigners who came to America. They they

1:02:36

their dream was to build a family, and then they

1:02:38

did it for us. And then we're like, I'm gonna go

1:02:40

fuck around in LA. You would be pissed.

1:02:42

You got a union? You got a union job? Yeah.

1:02:44

You mean, why are you doing that?

1:02:46

Like, just go get a normal job.

1:02:48

Brake sure and bring those bricks with

1:02:49

each other. Right.

1:02:50

That's right. There's a projected ignorance

1:02:53

in in sports casting. I'll I'll just tell you guys a story.

1:02:55

I was in I was, like, thirty one years old. I got to

1:02:57

be the voice of Notre Dame baseball back when they had Jeff's

1:02:59

largest. I mean, it was, you know so I went on the

1:03:01

road with him. I got to do like twelve games and I'd tell

1:03:03

people in Chicago. I'm I'm doing stuff for

1:03:05

Notre Dame and said, well, football or

1:03:07

basketball, you idiot, which is? I'm like, no. No.

1:03:09

Baseball. That that that was even on the radar.

1:03:11

So that kind of getting adjusted

1:03:13

Yeah. Harry Carey

1:03:14

down the street. That's right. Absolutely. Yeah.

1:03:17

Number one, Harry Carey spelled Brian Sandberg's name

1:03:19

backwards. Sandberg spelled backwards

1:03:21

as grab an

1:03:23

ass. Oh, really? I

1:03:25

like Sandberg better. That's awesome.

1:03:27

Yeah. So

1:03:28

he'd say stuff, you know,

1:03:29

I think there's a general lack

1:03:32

of not

1:03:34

enthusiasm, curiosity. In

1:03:38

in the world. I I

1:03:40

don't know if you guys have experienced

1:03:43

that, but I do think of a lot

1:03:45

of

1:03:45

blame it all on the Internet because I have curiosity

1:03:47

when you can Google it, you know. There's

1:03:49

a disconnect and it's all those YouTube. There's nobody

1:03:51

like talking. You know, nobody solves conflicts

1:03:53

anymore. They just leave awful Facebook posts

1:03:56

about people or or tag them as

1:03:57

well. Everybody has a voice. I found

1:03:59

it. But I I remember it's like, I got

1:04:01

my haircut once, you know, middle aged woman,

1:04:04

sport cuts, lock and yada, whatever.

1:04:06

And she said, like, what What

1:04:08

are you up to, you know, this summer or something?

1:04:10

Any travel plans or something? And the next day,

1:04:13

I was going to Europe to do a car

1:04:15

race. You know, and I said, well, I'm going

1:04:17

to England to do a car race. She's like, there you

1:04:19

go. How do you like to back in there? I'm like, it's

1:04:21

terrible. Like, around. And I'm like, people

1:04:23

don't I could have said I'm going to Kosovo

1:04:26

to fly there. With the the the militants,

1:04:28

you know. And she was, like, hey. I didn't like the back of

1:04:30

your neck. Like, I just realized there is no

1:04:32

Well, she's just doing her script. You know,

1:04:34

she's in her her script. Don't ask that. Yeah. My

1:04:37

thing is just, you know, don't ask. Yeah. Don't

1:04:39

ask. Alright. Should we

1:04:41

do a little

1:04:41

news? Chris got what's going

1:04:44

on in the world. We can all crack wise

1:04:46

and chime in. Yeah. Alright. So

1:04:48

speaking it to the Tom Brady, the Tom Brady. Mhmm.

1:04:52

It just should be more people that we know named

1:04:54

Tom Brady. I heard that.

1:04:55

I couldn't agree more. There there's a couple. You know what

1:04:57

I mean?

1:04:57

There's Yeah. Like like Joe, he had to change

1:04:59

his name to Montana because of Joe Montana.

1:05:01

Yeah. There you go. Oh,

1:05:02

yeah. I think that you gotta hit us you get hit you get you get

1:05:04

trans male. You know what I mean?

1:05:05

I would be doing a movie to be a knock at my trailer

1:05:07

door and I'd open it up and there's a kid standing over

1:05:10

the football because he'd

1:05:11

heard --

1:05:11

Oh. -- you know, he didn't he'd walk by and say,

1:05:13

why aren't you making movie here? Oh, yeah. Joe isn't

1:05:15

it? Girl, I'm gonna get my football. You know, and

1:05:17

I and I gotta gonna have to disappoint the

1:05:19

kid. Like, yeah. I thought

1:05:21

about signing it too, but I thought

1:05:24

if it hits him because they get each other's mail too

1:05:26

though. Yeah. You still get his mail, you get my Oh, really?

1:05:28

Yeah. Then when I hosted Saturday Night Live, that was my

1:05:30

whole opening monologue was all based on the

1:05:32

fact of that I was hosting the show. And

1:05:34

I said, oh, well, what a thrill to be Joe

1:05:37

Hosting the show, and of course, they had a plant in the audience,

1:05:39

a

1:05:39

kid, in the, you know, the Jersey with the

1:05:41

father. He gets up, he's leaving. Like,

1:05:43

where are you going?

1:05:44

Oh, no. It's okay. Oh, no.

1:05:46

Wait. Come on. As well, we thought it was gonna

1:05:48

be, you know, dude. Oh, okay. Look, that's when

1:05:50

the godfather just come out. So, of course, I I

1:05:52

jump off the stage. Go, well, let me at least show the kid

1:05:54

around the the the sound stage. You know?

1:05:56

Of course, the camera follows when I take them behind

1:05:58

a set and I go, listen. Shit. Nobody

1:06:01

walks out of the theater when

1:06:03

Joe Montana is always done to

1:06:05

show. I make one phone call when John Madden's

1:06:08

head doesn't Joe Montana's bed, you know,

1:06:10

something like

1:06:11

that. But anyway, so yeah. He and I and we

1:06:13

finally did a thing together him and I Joe and I, and

1:06:15

he's, you know, he's great. So what

1:06:16

year was that? SNL hosting. It

1:06:19

was nineteen ninety

1:06:21

one. Wow. You had a thrill. Yeah.

1:06:23

Was a thrill.

1:06:24

That is a bucket. Because it was -- Yeah. Because

1:06:26

-- I know. Godfather just kept on at Christmas. And

1:06:28

so this was, like, their first show after

1:06:30

the Christmas

1:06:30

break. I remember it was pretty cool. It's

1:06:32

a funny bit. Yeah. Well, well,

1:06:34

Robert Kraft, he went on record. He

1:06:36

wants to he wants Tom Brady to sign

1:06:38

a one day

1:06:39

contract.

1:06:40

part of a patriot as a patriot.

1:06:43

Out of retirement. Yeah. Right?

1:06:44

Okay. If I was that, then he's really retiring.

1:06:47

That's a good That's that's indication. Because if

1:06:49

he doesn't do that, then we go,

1:06:50

oh, here he goes. Yeah. Going somewhere

1:06:52

else. So, I mean, then then you guys should do

1:06:54

that with MJ. And if you could sign up

1:06:57

to one day contract for the Bulls

1:06:59

and have them retire as Michael

1:07:00

B. Yeah.

1:07:01

Michael Biedge or he enjoyed it, baby. I

1:07:03

can't believe anybody would think

1:07:05

Jordan is anything but a ball though. You

1:07:07

know what I mean? Yeah. And he's the thing. He could I always thought he

1:07:09

had, like,

1:07:10

Right? Yeah.

1:07:11

That's great.

1:07:12

I'm a great wizard. Montana was a great Kansas

1:07:14

City chief boy, and I I loved o j as a forty nineties.

1:07:16

Yeah. Dude, I even o j played

1:07:18

football. When I was a kid, I grew up, I was, like, get

1:07:20

the actor from Naked

1:07:21

Gun. Like, he was unbelievable. And that's how they did

1:07:23

beat

1:07:24

up. Ram Hall of

1:07:26

Famer, Joe Namath --

1:07:27

Oh, yeah.

1:07:28

-- finish his career out here. Franco Harris

1:07:30

is a Seahawk, Adam. Oh, really?

1:07:32

Oh, yeah. Wow. I blocked

1:07:34

that from my

1:07:35

memory. I don't blame you.

1:07:36

Dion Sanders is a Cincinnati That's

1:07:38

right. Oh, yeah. Well, if you wanna take AAA

1:07:40

deep dive I was looking

1:07:43

at the miracle in the Meadowlands

1:07:46

the other day just because why

1:07:49

not? Sitting around the

1:07:51

her med wears

1:07:51

Oh, yeah. No one knows a lot. Yeah. No one knows

1:07:54

a play. Do

1:07:56

you know who PrasarCheck

1:07:58

was handing the ball off to. Oh

1:08:01

god.

1:08:02

This table,

1:08:03

you Wow. You're not. It was he's handing

1:08:06

What why would I not know? I need to

1:08:08

be reminded

1:08:09

he doesn't get his head down. Miami

1:08:11

guy, Michael.

1:08:12

Yep. But the Oh, but we're talking

1:08:14

about Larry's not. Larry's not. Yeah. I knew

1:08:16

I

1:08:17

knew it's a little nuts. Yep. That's right. Towards the

1:08:19

light. A little boomer in the nuts. Wow. Yeah. This is my

1:08:21

area. Great. Larry says,

1:08:23

I can't. The straight

1:08:25

James Von Prog. If you

1:08:28

might, If you find

1:08:30

a picture of James von Prague

1:08:32

and Larry Shankha at the same

1:08:34

age, James von Prague,

1:08:36

Psyche, is the gay Larry Shankha.

1:08:38

And I

1:08:39

don't even know if he's gay. I'm just

1:08:41

saying according to the picture, he's

1:08:43

the gay, Larry Zanke. There's

1:08:45

never been if you'd like to know your It's

1:08:48

one thing to find someone who looks like you. Find

1:08:50

the gay version of you. That's

1:08:52

a bigger that's a bigger challenge.

1:08:54

You guys can take a minute, look for it, and

1:08:56

we and while we're doing it, you

1:08:59

can find Chris Carter and Godzukie as

1:09:01

well just to entertain

1:09:03

the partisan crowd.

1:09:04

He has a gift. Adam has a gift for this. I have

1:09:06

a gift for connecting bases.

1:09:08

But but miracle the medalist, Pacarchic,

1:09:11

must the hand up the hand off thus

1:09:14

giving way to victory formation because

1:09:16

all they had to do was take a knee. Yeah. And the

1:09:18

game was over, but they had he tried to hand it

1:09:20

off to Larry Zanke, the

1:09:22

giant at the

1:09:23

time. Right. Crazy. So

1:09:26

I would have thought he retired, for

1:09:28

sure, a dolphin.

1:09:29

Yeah. Still still holds the record for most

1:09:31

rushing. I mean, I was gonna say it's not what you retire, it's what

1:09:33

you go in the hall of fame. That's kind of the importance

1:09:35

of that, you know, significance. Mhmm.

1:09:37

Alright. Sorry, Chris. Alright. So today

1:09:40

as we record this, one of the trending topics

1:09:42

was is a Punksatani

1:09:44

Phil. Well,

1:09:44

I think that today is groundhog That's

1:09:47

right. The beloved groundhog took

1:09:49

his position for the one hundred thirty

1:09:51

seventh time in Gobblers

1:09:53

knob this morning. Yes. And

1:09:57

And look, I mean, this the

1:09:59

the town of Puncertainty has a population

1:10:01

of like six thousand, but it's like twenty

1:10:03

to thirty thousand people show up for for this

1:10:06

event. So we could watch and see --

1:10:07

Oh, man. I'd love to see what happens today.

1:10:09

-- know how does

1:10:10

he see his own shadow? Or how do we determine

1:10:12

that? Cool. He writes a letter. And

1:10:14

the inner circle reads it. Uh-huh. Yeah.

1:10:16

Yeah. It's a it's a

1:10:18

poetry, literally. My god.

1:10:20

Everyone knows their part. And

1:10:22

I am merely the sage. But

1:10:26

above all else, I see

1:10:28

a shadow on my sage.

1:10:31

And so, no matter

1:10:33

how you measure, it's six more

1:10:36

weeks of winter weather. Yeah.

1:10:39

Well, I just go hearing this. Man.

1:10:42

Man. Yeah. So so and

1:10:44

just reminder too. Before the movie

1:10:46

came out in nineteen ninety 3, Groundhog Day,

1:10:49

like, only, like, two thousand people would

1:10:51

show up to this thing. Like, an extra two thousand.

1:10:53

wow. Mhmm. And then once the movie once the

1:10:55

movie came out, yeah,

1:10:56

ten to fifteen. Should just be there every

1:10:58

year.

1:10:58

Yeah shit. Boy, yeah, cubs games. Oh, my

1:11:00

Italian buddy sent me AAA little

1:11:03

text just today saying, if Puxatani

1:11:05

Phil was Italian, every year he would just

1:11:07

say, didn't see nothing. I didn't

1:11:09

see nothing.

1:11:11

And I said, yeah. I mean, that made sense. Yeah.

1:11:14

And that's a

1:11:15

tiny feels racially inappropriate.

1:11:18

Like, we it feels like some sort of cultural

1:11:20

appropriation or something had to be a puxatony

1:11:23

tribe that we slaughtered two

1:11:25

years ago or

1:11:26

something. It's gotta be

1:11:27

He'll find He'll

1:11:28

find

1:11:28

some reason to cancel him. Oh,

1:11:30

oh, Peter's already upset with this whole

1:11:32

thing. Of course. Right? Because of Hello.

1:11:34

Why don't you? Tell us when Pete is

1:11:36

not upset. I

1:11:37

know that it's a matter of right of day. No.

1:11:39

Groundhog was hurt during the filming

1:11:41

of this shadow. Well,

1:11:42

not according to Peter. Peter says these groundhogs

1:11:44

well, I mean, this one groundhog for hundred thirty

1:11:47

seven years

1:11:47

straight. This groundhog is Oh, wow.

1:11:49

hold on. wow.

1:11:52

We're just seeing you there in Webster.

1:11:55

That is James von Prague on the

1:11:57

left. Yeah. Larry Zanja.

1:11:58

Let's just say, Larry Zanja

1:12:00

with makeup. He's the game. Yeah.

1:12:03

Man, it may

1:12:04

not be gay.

1:12:05

Yeah. And he's just dyed the mustache

1:12:07

a little bit. Alright. Yeah.

1:12:09

Well, sorry. So Peter says that

1:12:11

we should replace the groundhog with robotic

1:12:14

groundhog. That's the only Yeah.

1:12:16

And tell the Chinese hack into

1:12:18

it, and robotic Groundhog takes

1:12:20

out the entire city. Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:22

If I I see Meg or Megan

1:12:25

or whatever that movie is. Yeah. Megan.

1:12:27

Well, look no further.

1:12:29

What do you think

1:12:30

the what do they think going on with the ground. You

1:12:32

think, like, that's the most attention he's ever got.

1:12:34

Like, that's, like, a great day

1:12:35

for him.

1:12:36

They're much stressed. Their whole thing is

1:12:38

they don't care if he's being fed and

1:12:40

stroke is exploitation

1:12:43

of the groundhog. That's what they don't. They

1:12:45

don't like.

1:12:45

There's

1:12:45

gonna be a bunch of people superglue in their hands

1:12:48

next year.

1:12:49

We got Chris Carter and got Zuki

1:12:51

now, which is always always at

1:12:53

the light.

1:12:54

Oh, wow.

1:12:55

Yeah. Oh,

1:12:55

man. Yeah. All he does is score

1:12:57

touchdowns.

1:12:58

That's all guidezuki does. That's right.

1:13:00

If

1:13:00

you guidezuki, we just go to Europe wearing a mask.

1:13:03

We think it was Chris Carter.

1:13:04

That's right. That's right. Yeah.

1:13:06

I just go in that scene there's a scene in Groundhog

1:13:08

Day where Annie McDowell who is so beautiful in

1:13:10

that movie.

1:13:10

She always isn't she lovely? Mhmm. She tells Bill Murray,

1:13:13

she goes because they're in Puxatoni and it's

1:13:15

boy, these people in this town are so great. They come

1:13:17

out and they sing songs, they dance around, and then they

1:13:19

go inside and get warm, and then they come out and sing

1:13:21

some more, and Bill Murray says, yeah, they're

1:13:23

hicks, Alright.

1:13:27

Sorry, Chris.

1:13:27

Oh, sorry, Chris. Oh, no. Right, please. So

1:13:30

there's a New York Magazine declared

1:13:33

last year the year of the

1:13:35

Nevo baby -- Mhmm. --

1:13:37

because a lot of our current celebrities celebrities

1:13:39

right now are the sons and daughters of

1:13:41

celebrities. Right? Like, Zooey Kravitz.

1:13:44

You have Gwyneth Paltrow, Lilly

1:13:47

Rose Depp. Like, I mean, just I mean, it's

1:13:49

Kate Hudson. She so she Kate

1:13:51

Hudson weighed in on this debate. And

1:13:53

and she's she's says, I look at

1:13:55

my kids and we're a storytelling

1:13:58

family. It's definitely in our blood because a lot of people are

1:14:00

saying, look, Do these do do these celebrities

1:14:02

deserve this these opportunities?

1:14:05

This praise? Because they're just the daughters and

1:14:07

the sons of daughters of already famous people.

1:14:09

Oh, do they they're not the are they the talented

1:14:11

ones? Are we giving them more opportunities? So

1:14:14

so Kate Hudson's defending it. She says, people can

1:14:16

call whatever they want, but it's not gonna change it.

1:14:19

I actually think there are other industries where it's more

1:14:21

common, maybe modeling. I see it

1:14:23

in business way more than I see it in Hollywood.

1:14:26

And yeah. So she so she's

1:14:28

gone on record saying, look, it's a thing, but

1:14:30

it's fine.

1:14:30

And what She's right here.

1:14:33

Well, look at all the brick layers

1:14:34

they You're a little bit If you're

1:14:36

a plumber, what you you should be surprised when your

1:14:38

kid grabs a wrench and a pipe and starts, you know,

1:14:41

working on it. So it's something and the other

1:14:43

thing about a show business, I I because I used to think

1:14:45

the same thing, without you said the comp, just because that

1:14:47

that person's parent is a great movie star. Why

1:14:49

should they be like But but at the end of the day,

1:14:51

you gotta back it up because there's nothing

1:14:53

sadder than in seeing the offspring. Yeah.

1:14:56

I mean, shitting. You know what I mean? All of a sudden,

1:14:58

Michael, we're in a minute. You know? No.

1:15:00

They're you know, because now you're embarrassed in front

1:15:02

of the whole world. It's not like you put in a bad pipe

1:15:04

on the guy's sink and they go, you're not in good as plumber

1:15:07

as your father. Right. But at the end

1:15:09

of the day, I think if you can back it up and

1:15:11

you can back it up and that's fine. But if you can't back

1:15:13

it up, change your name, move, you

1:15:14

know, get another job. And the

1:15:16

perfect example would be like Michael Douglas. Like,

1:15:18

he's a great, you know, son of somebody that

1:15:20

was amazing

1:15:21

and he's gone Douglas. -- fell

1:15:22

attraction and,

1:15:23

you know

1:15:23

-- Yeah. -- the game.

1:15:24

-- Shane Fonda, I mean, obviously --

1:15:26

Street to San Francisco. Go. Look.

1:15:29

First off --

1:15:29

Yeah. -- Tom Hanks. It's nature and nurture.

1:15:32

You know what I mean? Like, you got the looks. You're

1:15:35

mom is a beautiful starlet and then she

1:15:37

married a super handsome guy so genetically.

1:15:40

Yeah. You're pretty you're pretty solid

1:15:42

shape already. And then you grew up in

1:15:44

this grandma family was momma

1:15:46

was reading scripts and you were helping

1:15:49

playing the part of the waitress or something when

1:15:51

she was running lines, when, you know, when you were

1:15:53

nine, and blah blah blah. So you already

1:15:55

sort of got one foot in this

1:15:57

business. And I believe

1:16:00

I'm with you, Joe. Like, if you can't do

1:16:02

it, you're not gonna hang. It doesn't

1:16:04

it doesn't exist. Yeah. You don't get bored. Doesn't

1:16:06

exist in acting. It doesn't

1:16:09

exist in music. Like, if if you

1:16:11

can't play, if you can't sing. If you can't

1:16:13

act. If you can't throw baseball, you're

1:16:15

just knocked on the

1:16:16

last. You may get a chance to throw that baseball

1:16:18

or strummed the charge. If you're the

1:16:20

sum of some of God, maybe they'll

1:16:22

give you some leeway. You know? Yeah. He's like

1:16:24

he's god's

1:16:25

kid, so let's give him a break. Right. Beyond

1:16:27

that, they're gonna be pretty tough on

1:16:28

So Scott and Clint Howard, I think, is the exception.

1:16:31

But

1:16:31

Yeah. It's Clint. Yeah. Right?

1:16:34

Yep. They

1:16:35

You know, Brandon Gung ho, man. God. I

1:16:37

love Clint Howard. Yeah.

1:16:38

He was great in Gentle Ben.

1:16:41

Damn right. He played the kid in

1:16:43

Gentle Ben. Look good.

1:16:46

Acting with that bear, Ben.

1:16:49

It was a very gentle creature

1:16:51

who's heard. But This

1:16:54

is just one more grievance society

1:16:57

-- Mhmm. -- whatever. It's like we're out of

1:16:59

real problems, and so we have to kinda

1:17:01

turnover every rock and try to invent

1:17:04

something to be angry again

1:17:06

about x y and z. This is this

1:17:08

is nothing burger. And it's

1:17:11

not only that, it's a great sign. Because

1:17:14

you show me society that's arguing

1:17:16

over

1:17:16

nothing, and I'll show

1:17:17

you a society that

1:17:18

doesn't have problems.

1:17:19

Yeah. Yeah. You show me a society that doesn't

1:17:21

know where it's next next

1:17:23

glass of drinkable waters coming from

1:17:25

with bunch of dead crops and,

1:17:28

you know, trying to figure out how to get

1:17:30

the water from the well back to the Thatch

1:17:32

hunt. They're like, they don't argue over bullshit.

1:17:34

Yeah. We argue over bullshit. Which

1:17:37

is everyone should be

1:17:40

inspired to argue over

1:17:42

bullshit. Every country should hope

1:17:44

they work their way out That's great. -- to the level

1:17:47

of arguing over bullshit -- Yeah. -- because

1:17:49

that's what we do because we're out

1:17:51

of problems. That's now the dumb

1:17:53

people in this country

1:17:55

feel every bit as passionate

1:17:58

about having siblings go into

1:18:00

the acting field as you do about having

1:18:02

dead crops

1:18:03

and and no drinkable water and

1:18:05

babies that don't see their ninth month

1:18:07

on the planet. There's past may

1:18:10

be more passionate. I would argue.

1:18:12

Maybe louder. Maybe more

1:18:15

charged up by this. But I love

1:18:17

it. I love it when the million woman march

1:18:20

hits and they're all marching and no

1:18:22

one knows what the father marching for

1:18:24

but they're super angry and they're giving

1:18:26

speeches about, you know, being

1:18:29

humiliated and de denigrated everything,

1:18:31

but then nothing ever happens and then they just go

1:18:33

home with their fucking knit beanies on and

1:18:35

nothing ever comes of

1:18:36

it. Your country should

1:18:39

aspire

1:18:39

to do that. Yeah. So

1:18:41

that you want tastes great, less filling.

1:18:43

Is your you want that when you come down to taste great,

1:18:45

less filling, that that that's how you know you've won when

1:18:47

you That is our argument. Yeah. Which light

1:18:49

beer is the best? Yeah. That's

1:18:51

right.

1:18:52

What a good life? Well, that is gravel.

1:18:54

Well, how many million

1:18:56

women marches do they have in

1:18:59

parts of Africa or max a car or

1:19:01

the Middle

1:19:01

East. You don't have

1:19:02

any shoes. They can't they can't march.

1:19:04

That's right. There's no shoes. You don't want to sit on the

1:19:06

grain. You might bend the whip, and then you can't

1:19:08

eat it. That's our

1:19:09

food. Or or they would be toneed

1:19:11

by the man --

1:19:12

Yeah. -- to death if they if

1:19:14

they're to gather and assemble that

1:19:16

way. So it's good. It's it's it's an out of

1:19:18

when we get outraged over nothing,

1:19:21

I sleep like a baby. We're number

1:19:23

one. That's the greatest nation

1:19:25

ever.

1:19:25

It's a lullaby to them. Yes.

1:19:27

Yes. Mhmm. Even something

1:19:30

like make America great again. Like,

1:19:32

the fact that so many people could get

1:19:34

so upset

1:19:34

-- Yeah. -- over just that saying

1:19:37

says we're out of problems. That's that's

1:19:40

that's a win. When I hear those

1:19:42

yantas on the view screaming about

1:19:44

nothing, I'm like, great. Boy,

1:19:46

are they upset? Spittles flying.

1:19:48

You should pay harsh hands are sailing around.

1:19:51

She wants to know about why they have to show

1:19:53

ID in Georgia in order to vote,

1:19:55

and she's out of her

1:19:56

mind, and and whoopies yelling about racist,

1:19:58

I'm like, oh, boy, if we arrived. This

1:20:00

is awesome.

1:20:01

The world is always in a better place in the

1:20:03

present. Yes. It

1:20:05

is. Do you think there could

1:20:07

be an African view where

1:20:10

they were just talking about what

1:20:12

is this guy doing, dressing this way?

1:20:14

Or what is this guy doing, getting

1:20:17

a son into

1:20:17

acting? They would be

1:20:19

telling us about into hunting. Like, how come

1:20:21

his son's hunting? Yeah. They would be

1:20:23

talking about famine and

1:20:26

and locust attacks

1:20:28

and livestock perishing because

1:20:30

they were they were living in a dust ball. It just

1:20:32

went more. I

1:20:32

bet there's a there's a movie called The Golden Child that's

1:20:34

very old, Adam. It's

1:20:35

Eddie Murphy from everything.

1:20:37

And at the end of it, when they saved the Golden

1:20:39

Child, he Eddie is saying cut to the the kid,

1:20:41

he goes, hey, do they have star search where you're

1:20:43

from? Probably not. Probably have food

1:20:45

search. Right.

1:20:46

Isn't that

1:20:46

as an example to kind of convey yet? You know what I mean? And

1:20:48

it's -- Yeah. -- that's before the end of the movie. But, yeah, that's kind

1:20:50

of how the the communication I feel would be.

1:20:52

Out of out of problems. Yeah. So

1:20:54

good. And we can all focus on what

1:20:58

Kate Webster named

1:20:59

Search would be a good show. Kate Hudson's daughter.

1:21:02

It's doing. Okay. Great show. Awesome. Yeah.

1:21:04

Alright.

1:21:06

So moving on here. So Michael, hey,

1:21:08

what I'm gonna start

1:21:10

the story with a Florida

1:21:11

man. Sure. Yeah. Does

1:21:13

that worry you? IIII

1:21:16

have a defense for for

1:21:18

all this floor double shit. I have love to

1:21:20

hear. But let's let's hear what it is.

1:21:21

A Florida man was arrested -- Yeah.

1:21:25

-- after biting off a python's head

1:21:27

during an argument with a woman. I mean,

1:21:29

that's intimidating. That's not a bad idea.

1:21:31

That will make maybe make her agree

1:21:33

with you. I

1:21:34

mean, that would make me agree immediately. I'm

1:21:36

like, okay. I'm gonna stop arguing with this guy.

1:21:38

Yeah. What was the argument

1:21:40

about? Was it about your constant killing of

1:21:42

reptiles?

1:21:47

Because there could be contacts there. Very

1:21:49

good. Very good. Very good. And then whose

1:21:51

Python was it? Because if it's Her Python

1:21:53

Thon. That's a deal breaker for her

1:21:55

python. Oh, you

1:21:57

told that she's obsessive over it and that

1:21:59

he was jealous about the python, obviously.

1:22:02

Yeah. They

1:22:02

Okay. We'll take it out of their animals. Let's I mean,

1:22:04

it looks like he got bit by the python right before.

1:22:06

Mhmm. Yeah. It could have been self defense,

1:22:08

to be honest. But I'm sure Pete is gonna be

1:22:10

very upset about this

1:22:11

story. Well, they're still worried about Puncertainty Phil

1:22:13

right now. Their their eyes are focused. But, yeah, they should be

1:22:16

mad at this. So this is thirty two year old Kevin

1:22:18

Margoya, He's facing multiple charges

1:22:20

for this crime, so the police came because they were

1:22:22

responding to nine eleven call regarding regarding

1:22:24

a domestic dispute. And

1:22:26

they they just heard the woman inside just go.

1:22:28

Just kick the door in so they do that

1:22:31

and and they they get into physical

1:22:33

altercation with this gentleman and

1:22:35

he he they claim he hit an officer

1:22:37

with in the eye with a

1:22:38

handcuff. And then following the arrest, they

1:22:40

noticed a decapitated python

1:22:42

with Oh my gosh. Yeah. Obviously, with the head missing And

1:22:45

The woman blamed him, and

1:22:47

the suspect is now facing charges including

1:22:49

false imprisonment, resisting arrest,

1:22:52

and animal cruelty with intent

1:22:54

to kill.

1:22:55

Shouldn't it just be imprisonment? Like

1:22:57

false imprisonment? Feels like it

1:22:59

didn't really happen.

1:23:01

Number one -- Yeah. --

1:23:02

also to kill, did the Python not

1:23:04

die? Well, the guy thought

1:23:06

definitely I mean, he did it head off. That's pretty definitive.

1:23:09

Yeah. I don't think it's But

1:23:10

he was touching touching his bottom. Go

1:23:11

on still

1:23:12

for a little bit.

1:23:13

Yeah. Because people actually to capitate my thoughts.

1:23:15

This guy looks like he was sober. He

1:23:16

looks like

1:23:17

very sober

1:23:17

guy too. He kinda

1:23:18

looks like

1:23:19

a a mix between Johnny Depp and Chuck a Lock

1:23:21

and Sammy Sosa. Oh, these

1:23:23

baby stuffs. And I wore a baby stuffs.

1:23:25

Yeah. Looks like an offspring of Michael Jackson.

1:23:27

If my son ever had to

1:23:29

do time, I

1:23:32

would explain to him if anybody asked.

1:23:35

You're there because you bit the head off the Python,

1:23:37

because people will leave off from the wall.

1:23:39

This afternoon. My man. Exactact. Don't

1:23:41

give me the embezzlement. White collar.

1:23:44

I took a picture of my kids on a

1:23:45

kayak. Tried to get him in

1:23:47

the USC. Right. That you're gonna get your ass.

1:23:49

Yeah. Yeah. Get the head off of Python.

1:23:52

Yeah. To run your forehead

1:23:53

of -- Yeah.

1:23:54

-- the capitated Python. Yeah. course,

1:23:56

we see. Listen. Let's also say that's not his

1:23:58

first time doing this. That wasn't the this

1:24:00

isn't the first time. He knew he could do

1:24:02

this. It

1:24:02

was like Oh, he's a repeat head fighter.

1:24:04

A vendor. This is not a first time

1:24:06

-- Yeah. -- this is the

1:24:07

first time he got caught. Yeah. It's not

1:24:09

a problem. You don't get a mistake. You

1:24:11

might have done birds like Aussie Osborn dupe,

1:24:13

something like that with a bassist. A juliani's broken

1:24:16

python area, which is if you're

1:24:19

jumping the turnstile,

1:24:20

It's not at the subway. It's not just

1:24:23

that.

1:24:23

Yeah. It's just

1:24:24

something else.

1:24:24

From the restaurant, to be a good restaurant,

1:24:26

then that that could be the pleasure.

1:24:28

Every time you leave them alone with snake that you're gonna

1:24:30

have to question. It's

1:24:31

also Is this

1:24:32

head gonna be remained on snake when I get back? You're

1:24:34

gonna have to think back at every

1:24:35

time. Or just maybe a more snake. Probably

1:24:37

not. You know, abused animal serial

1:24:39

killer thing, you know. Also, the

1:24:41

forward man thing just to defend this, please.

1:24:44

Here's the thing. Florida arrest

1:24:46

records are public. So that's why

1:24:48

all these stories are always available. This

1:24:51

is one this is what the bunks what

1:24:53

all the crazy people come from Florida is because it

1:24:55

like they're public

1:24:56

immediately. The person gets arrested last night,

1:24:58

you're available. That's not the case with all

1:25:00

states. Like, it's not a public record.

1:25:03

So you think there's only crazy crap

1:25:05

happening in Florida now. Dude, there's plenty of

1:25:07

stuff happening

1:25:07

here. We play

1:25:08

Germany or Florida. Yeah.

1:25:10

Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot

1:25:12

of the crazy people from elsewhere moved to

1:25:14

Florida. There we go that too. And

1:25:16

and listen, South Florida, where from for a

1:25:18

lot we we the rest of Florida doesn't

1:25:20

represent us. Okay? Oh,

1:25:22

yeah. That's good. No. I I think the

1:25:25

public record thing is probably

1:25:26

-- It's big part of I

1:25:27

got a magazine

1:25:28

there. It's called arrested, and you can look at people's pictures.

1:25:30

It's like the daily, like variety for that. And it's

1:25:32

it's out every day I lived in

1:25:34

in Saint Pete for a while. So,

1:25:35

yeah. Really? Oh, yeah.

1:25:36

Yeah. You can see that's, like, it's, like, a little you know, like,

1:25:38

like, the auto like, the

1:25:39

the blue book for auto only, it's people being arrested,

1:25:41

all their picture. You know, what they're arrested for.

1:25:43

Which like, I'm Kelly Blue Book, but

1:25:45

for Fallon. Yeah. It's

1:25:46

a mugshot. Yeah. Wow. Mugsshot Imporia.

1:25:49

And there's probably some dating going on

1:25:52

as well because Oh, it's fine type

1:25:53

purple. Well, he'll get some dates. Right. Get

1:25:56

some dates off there.

1:25:57

Yeah. Oh,

1:25:57

yeah. Yeah. Hey. was

1:25:58

good dating app. Yeah. For sure.

1:26:00

Alright. One more, Chris. What do we got? Alright.

1:26:03

Sure. So okay. So Marie

1:26:05

Kondo, do you know? Does that name ring a bell? No.

1:26:07

Not a name. Well, she she had

1:26:09

that Netflix shift. She got really big because she wrote a book

1:26:11

called the life changing magic of tidying

1:26:13

up. Oh, her. Yeah. Yeah. So get rid of

1:26:15

all your stuff. If it doesn't quote spark

1:26:17

joy.

1:26:17

What's her last name? Condo. I'm into this.

1:26:20

Oh, okay. Yeah.

1:26:21

I'm a tiny one. Oh, yeah. Yes. This is four

1:26:23

play for me.

1:26:24

I I was confused because I thought she was very

1:26:26

Asian.

1:26:26

Oh, he

1:26:27

is she has no idea. And I think

1:26:29

the

1:26:29

kind of thingy is it cleans your mind up when you have

1:26:31

a a, you know, heaven is whatever your your car's

1:26:33

clean fine.

1:26:34

She's right, but -- Yeah. -- I won't do it anyway.